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ANCIENT STONE IN JAPAN SAID TO CONTAIN SPIRIT OF DEMON SPLITS IN HALF At any other point in history, this might be alarming. In 2022 it’s more like, “Add it to the pile, brah.”
HYDROGEN AIRCRAFT PLANT COMING TO ALBUQUERQUE Governor rejoices; legislators, residents cringe.
AMERICA DIVIDED ON NEW BATMAN MOVIE You’d think we’ve all come far enough to turn on a billionaire who beats up drug dealers instead of paying proper taxes, but Pattinson is just so dreamy.
ELON MUSK CHALLENGES VLADIMIR PUTIN IN SINGLE COMBAT Yeah, the spaceship guy. No, not the penis one—the other spaceship guy.
MAN DENIED FREE COFFEE AT PASQUAL’S REPORTEDLY FLASHES GUN It’s ok if we offer a gentle reminder that there may be too many guns in our society, yes?
GIRL SCOUTS ANNOUNCE EXTENSION OF COOKIE SEASON Some of the best public health news we’ve ever heard.
ANNUAL ARGUMENTS REVIVE WITH DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME There is, however, bipartisan and bicameral agreement on cookie time.
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W E A R E WAY M O R E TH A N W E D N E S DAY H E R E A R E A CO UP LE O F O N LI N E E XC LUS I V E S :
COP FLEET GOES HYBRID
TWO YEARS OF COVID-19
The Santa Fe Police Department will order 42 new hybrid utility vehicles to replace part of its aging fleet.
State health officials focus on home testing and a call for “learning to live” with COVID as cases and hospitalizations decline.
