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BIDEN UNVEILS SPACE PHOTO SAYING, “WE CAN GO PLACES NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE” Meanwhile, on Earth, we’ll never be able to afford a house and this whole inflation/shrinkflation thing really sucks huge.
SANTA FE WOMAN’S CLUB TURNS 130 And it doesn’t look a day over 120.
BRITNEY SPEARS VISITED LAS VEGAS (NOT OUR LAS VEGAS) MEOW WOLF EXHIBIT OMEGA MART How good is that song “Toxic?” Sooooo good, right?
LAS VEGAS (THIS TIME IT’S OURS) MEAT PLANT OWNER DENIES ANIMAL CRUELTY ACCUSATIONS Not to split hairs, but what else do we call killing animals in the first place?
ZOZOBRA VOICE AUDITIONS WERE REPORTEDLY PRETTY METAL Which is basically what you’re looking for in a performance from a demon being burned alive while we all laugh in his dumb face.
MEDIAN HOUSE PRICE IN SANTA FE TOPS $789,000 See, Biden?! What were we just saying?!?
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aammmm! WE HEAR THERE’S A NEW SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM TRUCK IN TOWN Screaammmm!
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MONKEYPOX IS HERE
MEOW WOLF CO-FOUNDER DIES
New Mexico officials report the first “probable” case of monkeypox among someone who recently returned from travel.
Senior Creative Director Matt King was 37 and had been present throughout the growth of the arts giant.
