CONTENTS EDITOR'S LETTER 3 NEWS News 4 Opinion 8 Sports 10 Politics 11 *News* 12 LETTERS & NOTICES 13 FEATURES “What’s Your Opinion?” 15 The Track Changes I Make Independently on This I Would Like to be Published in the Magazine for Visual Effect 16 Love isn’t real because you aren’t hard enough 17 Polarized Opinions 18 Rants on Driving 19 The Myth of Science 20 Memes Are No Joke 21 Dehydration is the Enemy 22 Like A Banana 23 Work for Free? Yeah, Right. 24 Fuck This 25 Fact of the Day 26 Fuck off you have an opinion on everything 27 CENTREFOLD 24 COLUMNS 30 POEM 36 REVIEWS 37 ENTERTAINMENT 44
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