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Quotes All limitations are self imposed.
—Oliver Wendell Holmes
There is nothing permanent except change.
—Heraclitus
Make each day your masterpiece.
—John Wooden
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
—Mae West
GOLD LEVEL
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses. —Alphonse Karr
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Laugh
out loud!
Same condition
A woman called up a pet store and said, “Send me 30,000 cockroaches at once.” “What in the world do you want with 30,000 cockroaches?” asked the astonished clerk. “Well,” replied the woman, “I am moving today and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found it.”
Walking economy
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m a walking economy.” His friend replies, “How’s that?” “It’s like this — my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression.”
Dear relatives
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, “Are they relatives of yours?” “Yes,” his wife replied. “I married into the family.”
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Queer coincidence
Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” One student: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time.”
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