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Talkin’ It Up! We’re here, smack dab in the holiday season, with Christmas upon us.

Louisiana is dressed and ready to receive guests. Our cities and towns are festively decorated with lights, ribbons, and greenery; kitchens are busy with new recipes and old favorites; and people are counting their blessings as they make new memories with family and friends.

In north Louisiana, there’s the delightful Holiday Trail of Lights (HTOL) that will take you through Shreveport and Bossier City, Natchitoches, Alexandria and Pineville, Monroe and West Monroe, and Minden. Along this trail you’ll discover lots of great stops in between so take your time and make this a month-long road trip – a weekend at a time. Down south, there’s so much going on, from festivals and parades to those infamous levee bonfires! There’s just no reason not to celebrate the season this year, as the fun and excitement is there for you. Turn the pages and see for yourself.

If being dazzled by the lights and glitz isn’t your idea of a great time, read our feature on winter fishing in Louisiana. You’ll soon realize that outdoor activities don’t slow down a bit here, no matter the season. This piece was a pleasure to research and write and I hope you enjoy it, too.

Here’s wishing you a blessed Christmas and a peaceful and prosperous New Year. Let’s keep in touch.

Mona

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BOOK REVIEW

INSPIRATIONAL

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Meanwhile, Back at Café DuMonde…

by Peggy Sweeney-McDonald

A Life of Trial…and Error by Dennis Stewart Christmas Gift Suggestions for Men

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The All Women’s Goose Hunt at Megabucks by Johnny Wink

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Prayer by Robert Lemoine

MONTHLY TIDBITS

DELTA OUTDOORS 9

Christmas at Saint Matthew Catholic Church

Come Wet a Line in North Louisiana!

by Mona L. Hayden

Kinda Fishy? by Sonny Harrington In the Crosshairs by Sonny Harrington A Squirrel With Soul

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Talkin’ It Up! Louisiana Lagniappe – Remember When Seeds by Su Stella Backtalk Louisiana Lagniappe Answers December Calendar

RECIPES 6

Sweet Travels by Donna McManus Christmas Gift Ideas from the Kitchen

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Going Native by Larry Brock Rejoice and Be Glad in It!

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My Favorite Fishing Hole by Joe Joslin Christmas Gift Ideas for Anglers

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Recipes by Stacy Thornton

Beds & Beignets by Mary White Rejoicing in New Orleans-Style Holiday Revelry

FESTIVALS & ENTERTAINMENT

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Travel Adventure by Dianne Newcomer Time Keeps Rolling On!

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Hit the Road – by Deborah Burst Holiday Getaway

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A Cajun and Creole Christmas by Cheré Coen

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Celebrate Father Christmas in Jefferson, TX Biedenharn Museum and Gardens Announces Holiday Schedule Turn on the Holidays: A Bicentennial Celebration by Brandy Evans

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Louisiana in the Civil War: December 1862: The “Bobbin Boy of Massachusetts” by Terry L. Jones

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The End of a Horse Thief and His Accomplice by Lora Peppers

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Eccentricity, Foolishness, or Source of Lasting Monuments by Lee Estes

Living Details by Carolyn Files Magic on Main Street by Mona L. Hayden Explore Louisiana North Take a Drive Around Cross Lake in Shreveport

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Runnin’ the Roads by Barbara Sharik When It’s All Said and Done, It’s Done A Hollow Eden by Dixie Hall All Things Southern by Shellie Tomlinson Is Santa Using Rough Language?

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Louisiana in the Civil War

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December 1862: The “Bobbin Boy of Massachusetts”

By Terry Jones On December 14, 1862, the steamer was “by all odds the most impressive man, in North Star docked at New Orleans. countenance, language and demeanor, whom Onboard was Nathaniel P. Banks, one of I have seen since the war commenced.” But many prominent politicians President looks were decembereiving. A subordinate Lincoln appointed as generals to captured the general’s essence win support for the war effort from when he decemberlared Banks diverse Northern factions. Banks “means well, but I fear that he had come to the Crescent City to lacks a little either of education replace Benjamin F. Butler as or confidence to push things commander of the Department of through.” the Gulf. Butler’s heavy-handed Banks was given command rule, and in particular his notorious of the Department of the “Woman’s Order,” had turned Shenandoah, but Stonewall foreign diplomats and even the Jackson chased him out of the city’s loyalists against the Union. area in his famous Valley Lincoln hoped the politically astute Campaign. Adding insult to Banks could win back their support. injury, the Confederates nicknamed Banks Nathaniel P. Banks (1816–1894) “Commissary Banks” because was a self-made man who became Nathaniel P. Banks they captured so many supplies from him. known as the "Bobbin Boy of The defeat did little damage to Banks’s Massachusetts" because he began working in the state's textile industry at a young age. reputation, however, because many believed he had not been supported He often bragged to have graduated “from properly and because he did not complain. a college with a water-wheel in the Secretary of War Edwin Stanton wrote “on basement.” Although Banks had little this occasion as at all other times Gen. formal education, he became a successful Banks has obeyed the orders from the War lawyer and was elected to the state Department without one selfish complaint legislature, where he served as the speaker and was the only General of his rank of of the house before being elected to whom it could be said.”

Congress. A moderate on the slavery issue, After arriving in Louisiana, Banks was Banks was known for changing his victorious in the Bayou Teche and Port positions according to the political wind and was affiliated with five different parties Hudson campaigns, although his leadership and tactical abilities were uninspiring. In during his career. the fall of 1863, he launched two Banks was the consummate politician. expeditions against the Texas Gulf Coast An acquaintance claimed he was “not a and managed to secure a toe-hold near the warm-hearted person, and was never mouth of the Rio Grande. Although nothing known to go out of his way an inch to in these campaigns indicated Banks had confer a favor on a friend or supporter, much military ability, the administration unless another and a greater favor was put him in charge of the 1864 Red River expected at a future period.” Although Campaign to capture Shreveport. Banks slightly shorter than average, Banks cut an completely botched the operation and was impressive figure, but he was described as defeated by a much smaller Confederate being arrogant and a “pretentious army. Banks’s soldiers became disgusted humbug.” After switching from the with his leadership, particularly after he Democrats to the Republicans, he was elected Speaker of the House in 1856 on the abandoned his dead and wounded to the enemy. One man decemberlared, “The 133rd ballot. Banks was elected governor of sooner Banks goes home, the better will it Massachusetts the following year and was be for the service.” Superior officers tended reelected twice, but he resigned his post in to agree and essentially ended Banks’s January 1861 to become director of the career by removing him from command in Illinois Central Railroad.

September 1864. Banks resigned from the When the Civil War began, Lincoln army about a year later, resumed his appointed Banks a major general of political career in Massachusetts, and went volunteers because he needed Banks’s political support. Although he had no military on to serve twelve years in Congress.

Although not a brilliant general, Banks experience, Banks looked like a successful was a capable politician, and he worked general. One newspaper reporter wrote he Louisiana Road Trips

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EDITORIAL DIRECTOR Mona L. Hayden

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diligently to implement Lincoln’s Reconstruction plan in Louisiana. He soothed hurt feelings among Unionists caused by Butler’s harsh policies, enrolled voters, held new elections, and helped draw up a new state constitution that abolished slavery. Banks’s political work was much more effective and had a longer-lasting impact than any of his military achievements—and that was probably more important to Abraham Lincoln than winning battles.

Dr. Terry L. Jones is a professor of history at the University of Louisiana at Monroe and has published several books on the American Civil War.

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Christmas At Saint Matthew Catholic Church Tis the Season, and Saint Matthew Catholic Church in Monroe is celebrating Christmas for its 161st year. The church and its more than 800 members stand as a striking contrast to the small church and handful of people in existence when Father Canavan took up his labors in 1851. The present generations appreciate the sacrifices and the patient labor that fell to the lot of priests & parishioners in the early days of Catholicism in this area. It was the day of the pioneer. The mode of living and the methods of transportation brought hardships to the priests who had to travel far to visit those of his flock in distant places. Until missionary priests arrived in this area, the founder of the city and the residents attended religious services in the southern part of Louisiana at regular intervals. It is truly appropriate; therefore, that next to God, the people of Saint Matthew’s Parish of this present generation and generations to come all give grateful acknowledgement to our past, present, and future priests for blessings and priceless privileges that are ours today.

As the oldest parish of the Shreveport Diocese, it is from Saint Matthew’s that all other parishes in the area were created. This has caused many to affectionately refer to Saint Matthew as the "Mother Church" of northeast Louisiana. The history of the Parish, beginning in 1851, is replete with the many contributions of the faithful and friends from throughout our Advent at Saint Matthew’s Sundays, December 2, 9, 16 & 23

Masses at 8AM, 10:30AM (Children’s Liturgy), & 5PM Vigil Masses, Saturdays at 4PM Monday – Saturday Daily Masses 7AM Saturday, December 8 Solemnity of the Immaculate Conception Mass 7AM Vigil Mass, Fri December 7th, 4PM Wednesday, December 12 Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe Mass 7AM Sunday, December 16 Festival of Lessons & Carols 6:30PM Children’s Christmas Pageant 5:30PM

region. Saint Matthew, its clergy and parishioners have been a driving force in this community for over 160 years. The parishioners of this church have shared both successes and failures in the churches journey through history.

An important aspect of our history is wrapped around this "Post on the Ouachita"(1783) which later was called Fort Miro(1790), then renamed Monroe(1819) after one of the first steamboats, which docked at the post, named after then President James Monroe. As growth and interest returns to the downtown area of Monroe, Saint Matthew's parishioners area are so very excited. The availability of housing, restaurants and art galleries within walking distance of the Church breathes new vitality into our beloved church, and into the region.

The Christmas season is celebrated from the Vigil of Christmas Eve until the Feast of the Baptism of the Lord, which falls on Sunday, January 13, 2013.

Whether you are rediscovering your faith, visiting family during the holidays, or a returning parishioner, we welcome you to Saint Matthew Catholic Church as we celebrate our past and our future, during these Holy Days and always.

Christmas at Saint Matthew’s The Nativity of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ Monday, December 24

Christmas Eve Vigil Mass 4 PM Midnight Mass (Choral Meditations at 11:30PM) Tuesday, December 25 Christmas Day Mass 8AM 10:30AM Wednesday, December 26 Feast of the Saint Stephen, Apostle Mass 7AM Adoration of the Blessed Sacrament during the day – Evening Prayer with Benediction 6 PM Thursday, December 27 Feast of the St. John, the Apostle Mass 7AM Friday, December 28 Feast of the Holy Innocents Mass 7AM Saturday, December 29 Fifth Day in the Octave of Christmas Mass 7AM Sunday, December 30 Feast of the Holy Family of Mass 8AM Jesus, Mary and Joseph 10:30 AM (With Children’s Liturgy) 5 PM Vigil Mass, Sat. December 29th 4PM Monday, December 31 Seventh Day in the Octave Christmas Mass 7AM Vigil, Solemnity of Mary, Mother of God 4PM Tuesday, January 1, 2013 Octave of Christmas Solemnity of Mary, Mother of God Mass 8AM & 12:05PM Wednesday, January 2 Mass, 7:00 AM Adoration of Blessed Sacrament during the day Benediction of the Most Blessed Sacrament, 6:00 PM Thursday – Saturday, January 3-5 Masses at 7AM Sunday, January 6 The Celebration of the Epiphany of the Lord Mass 8AM 10:30 AM (With Children’s Liturgy) 5 PM Vigil Mass, Sat, Jan. 5th 4 PM Monday – Saturday, January 7-12 Masses 7AM Sunday, January 13 The Feast of the Baptism of the Lord Mass 8AM 10:30 AM (With Children’s Liturgy) 5 PM Vigil Mass, Sat, Jan. 12th 4 PM This Feast officially concludes the Christmas Season.

Please see our ad in this issue for the Regular Mass schedule.

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Sweet Travels

By Donna McManus

Christmas Gift Ideas From The Kitchen

One of the greatest satisfactions of this busy season is knowing you have matched the right gift with the right person. By making a homemade offering from the heart and kitchen, not only will it be appreciated, but will carry with it the true spirit of Christmas. Everyone loves gifts you can eat!

Gift boxes or baskets can easily be made up by making any of the recipies provided here and adding a few store bought items for finishing touches. Simply select the appropriate size, line it with holiday fabric or tissue paper and use shred as a filler.

Decemberorate with ribbons, bows or picks as desired. ~Enjoy~

Coconut-Pecan Muffin Mix: Place mix in plastic or paper bag or a pretty jar, then decemberorate with ribbons and attach a tag with baking instructions. Include: muffin mix, paper liners, muffin tin, and a flavored coffee or tea. Makes: 4 1/2 cups for 1 gift 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder ½ cup granulated sugar ¼ cup light brown sugar ½ teaspoon kosher salt ¾ cup pecans, chopped 2 2/3 cups (1 – 7oz. pkg) sweetened shredded coconut, chopped In a medium bowl mix together all ingredients. Keep at room temperature for up to 1 month.

Baking instructions for tag: Heat oven to 350º F. In a large bowl, whisk together 3 large eggs and ¾ cup canola oil. Add the muffin mix and stir just until combined. Divide among a 12-cup muffin tin lined with paper liners. Bake 25-30 minutes until a toothpick inserted in the center of a muffin comes out clean. Makes 12 muffins ********************************************************************

Herbed Rice Mix: Place mix in a plastic bag or glass jar and seal.

Attach a tag with cooking instructions. Include rice mix, meat/poultry rubs and meat mallet. Makes: 12 servings 1 tablespoon dried onion flakes 1 tablespoon garlic powder 1 tablespoon dried thyme 1 tablespoon dried parsley 1 ½ cups dried mushrooms, chopped 3 cups long-grain white rice (basmati or jasmine) In a mixing bowl combine all ingredients and mix well. Pour into plastic bag or glass jar and seal tightly. Mix is enough for 12 servings.

Cooking instructions for tag: Combine 2 ½ cups of water, 1 cup of rice mixture in a medium saucepan and bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover and simmer until rice is tender and liquid absorbed, about 20 minutes. Fluff rice with a fork and serve hot with salt and pepper to taste. This rice complements any main dish. Makes: 4 servings. ********************************************************************

Coffee Meat Dry Rub: Makes 1/3 cup (double recipe if you want to have more) 2 tablespoons ground coffee beans 2 tablespoons ground black pepper 1 tablespoon ground cumin

1 ½ tablespoons kosher salt ½ teaspoon cayenne pepper

Preheat oven broiler. Place ground coffee on a sheet of aluminum foil, then 6 inches from the heat source. Carefully broil for about 45 seconds, shaking the foil about every 10 seconds to keep it from smoking. Do Not Leave Unattended!! In a small bowl mix all ingredients well. Cool and put in container of choice for gift.

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Attached tag with instructions: Rub coffee mix into steaks or pound in with a meat mallet. Broil or Grill. ********************************************************************

Savory Chicken Dry Rub: Makes: 8 servings (double the recipe if you want to have more) 2 teaspoons paprika ¾ teaspoon garlic powder ½ teaspoon black pepper 1 teaspoon each, salt, onion powder, dried thyme, white pepper & cayenne pepper In a small bowl combine all seasonings and mix well. Fill a plastic bag, tin, or bottle of choice.

Attached tag with instructions: Rub savory mix on chicken pieces or over the outside and inside of a whole chicken. Bake or Grill. ********************************************************************

Apple & Cranberry Chutney: Chutneys are a great gift because they improve with age and go brilliantly with cheese, cold meats, turkey, pork, or venison. If you want to give a little something this holiday, this is a wonderful gift that can stand-alone. Just put into a pretty jar, decemberorate with ribbon and add a Christmas pick. Attach a tag for what to serve it with. Makes: 4 cups 1 1/4 cups granulated sugar 1/2cup packed brown sugar 1 pkg. (12oz.) fresh cranberries ¼ cup apple cider vinegar 2 large tart apples, peeled chopped into small chunks 2 large eating apples, peeled and chopped into large chunks 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon ¼ teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon ground cloves & 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice 2 tablespoons fresh ginger (finely chopped) 1 teaspoon peppercorns (red if you have them) In a large saucepan over medium heat, bring sugar and water to a boil.

Reduce heat and simmer uncovered for 3 minutes. Carefully stir in cranberries, apples, brown sugar, vinegar, cinnamon, cloves, allspice, ginger and peppercorns. Return to a boil, reduce heat and simmer uncovered for 20-25 minutes or until desired thickness, stirring occasionally. ******************************************************************** Marshmallow Peppermint Sauce: Pour topping into jelly jar and cover lid with doily, cup cake liner or fabric. This delicious sauce makes a great topping for ice cream. Include: jar of sauce, ice cream bowls or dishes, ice cream scoop, box of candy canes for garnish. Since topping needs to be refrigerated, put basket together the last minute. Makes: 2 cups 2/3 cup light corn syrup 1½ cups (7oz. jar) marshmallow crème ½ cup crushed hard peppermint candy

3 tablespoons butter ½ cup half-and-half

In a medium saucepan, cook corn syrup and butter over medium heat until mixture comes to a boil, stirring constantly, about 5 minutes. Let mixture cool about 5 minutes; add marshmallow crème, blending well.

Gradually add half-and-half, stirring until mixture is smooth. Fold in crushed candy. Keep refrigerated! Serve warm or cool over ice cream.

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year!

From the kitchen of The Sugared Violet……. sending good wishes your way in all your travels!

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BEDS & BEIGNETS

By Mary White

Rejoicing in New Orleans-Style Holiday Revelry The lively streets of New Orleans are about to get even more joyful. With the holiday season on its merry way, the city is gearing up for its annual celebration. And, as with anything in the Crescent City, it’s going to be spirited including store fronts draped in garland and twinkling lights, historic homes gift wrapped in ribbons and bows and rhythmic music filling the air.

Merriment on Magazine, a holiday shopping extravaganza along one of the city’s most fashionable streets, is being held on Saturday, December 3. Store hours are being extended for the season; caroling, truck shows and art openings also are on tap. On December 7, visitors to the city can enjoy Holiday Movies on the Mississippi, an outdoor showing of films on the Riverwalk’s Spanish Plaza. Explore grand halls decemberked with boughs of holly during the 37th Annual Holiday Home Tour being held from December 8 – 9.

Six historic home (plus a bonus house) located in the exquisite Garden District will don silver and gold attire and showcase New Orleans musicians at each stop along the way.

The French Quarter is hosting its own Holiday Home Tour of festively dressed residences followed by the annual tradition of Caroling in Jackson Square in front of the St. Louis Cathedral on December 16. Spend the night before Christmas sampling a holiday dinner buffet and listening to live jazz on the water during Christmas Eve on the Steamboat Natchez. And, ring in 2013 while watching six foot tall Baby New Year drop from atop the Jax Brewery during New Year’s Eve in Jackson Square. A massive fireworks display over the Mississippi River will follow.

At the Avenue Inn Bed and Breakfast (www.BnBFinder.com/AvenueInn) located on famed Saint Charles Avenue, Innkeepers Joe and Bebe Rabhan have been welcoming revelers arriving for the city’s holiday celebrations ever since they purchased the former boarding house back in 2001. In fact, they started booking rooms the day after the papers were signed on the 19th century Queen Anne and receiving guests even though renovations were still being completed. “No one ever complained of construction,” said Joe. “We only worked between 10:00 am and 4:00 pm when no one was around, and many saw the ‘old space’ in the morning, but came back to a newly renovated room in the afternoon. It was quite a feat.”

When it comes to celebrating the holidays, the inn has a strong tradition. Along with dressing up their inn (and themselves) in festive garb and participating in house tours, they recreate the magic of Christmas morning for their guests. “Many of our guests are holiday regulars, so we invite them to put their gifts under the tree in our parlor,” he said. “The kids come down early in the morning and we have spiced milk and baked sweets for them to enjoy while they open gifts.” For their guests, it’s a home away from home for the holidays..

Mary White is the author of “Running a Bed & Breakfast For Dummies” and an avid B&B goer. She has stayed at bed and breakfasts all over the world and particularly loves the inns of Louisiana. In 1998, Mary founded BnBFinder.com, a top on-line bed and breakfast directory that lists thousands of B&Bs, inns, and boutique hotels worldwide.

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RUNNIN’ THE ROADS

By Barbara Sharik

When It’s All Said And Done, It’s Done As a kid back in the dark-ages before life enlightened me, Christmas was my favorite holiday.

Intermingled with the religious aspect, getting presents was fun. The glitter and hype made those weeks before the big day exciting. However, with wisdom, Thanksgiving is now my holiday of choice. It’s a time to simply enjoy a delicious meal with family and friends gathered ‘round. Daughter Theresa and I have never missed sharing this day together.

Most everyone has a particular view of what Thanksgiving means, like being thankful for good food, watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade on tv, a football game, the annual dog show, or maybe spending the afternoon watching the inside of your eyelids.

It’s a debate about which is better, white meat or dark, candied or baked sweet potatoes, pumpkin or pecan pie.

It’s a day to dress up or down, and depending on your attire, ending up with giblet gravy on your T-shirt or

favorite tie. But, that’s okay because it’s a day to count your blessings and gravy washes out.

For me, the meal always traditionally centered on a stuffed baked turkey, fresh-cooked cranberries, sweet potatoes, the inevitable green bean casserole and pumpkin pie – a joy to prepare as well as eat.

It’s a day off––unless you’re the cook and chief bottle washer––or it’s an opportunity to use the good china instead of paper plates, a tablecloth and real napkins instead of paper towels. It’s my policy not to let dinner guests wash dishes, overruling their insistence. Washing dishes cuts into valuable visiting time. I don’t want to do their dishes, and I don’t want them doing mine.

After goodbyes, I’ll tackle the overflowing sink.

With the party over, Thanksgiving day drawing to a close, and everyone heads home. With loved ones gone, I could easily feel a bit let down after the hubbub of conversation and companionship, but what it’s not a time to dwell on the bad or sad.

Instead, it’s a time to reflect, reminisce,

Washing dishes cuts into valuable visiting time.

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and be grateful for all the good times the years have bestowed.

It’s leftovers to put, or a good time to dump leftover turkey, gravy, even the mashed potatoes and a bag of egg noodles, into a large pot, creating my favorite turkey noodle soup. Soup’s scrumptious on cold November evenings, giving the pups and me plenty to eat for the next couple of days. Preparing soup also cleans up the multitude of little storage bowls filling the fridge.

I miss the nearest and dearest who’ve come and gone––my son, Tony for one. Even though his time on earth was brief, I’m more glad that he was than sad that he is no more. I’m forever grateful of others who’ve touched my life before vanishing, leaving a legacy of love. So, while they come to mind on this special day, I maintain a peaceful, easy feeling. There’s no room for bitterness about what might have been, only gladness for what was.

Admittedly, the wind’s not as strong in my sails with the sounds of silence all too evident, still, there’s always the choice. Misery’s optional. So is happy reflection. I don’t do holiday blahs, so I generally select reflection. It’s like the Black Friday thing––shopping the day after Thanksgiving.

It’s my observation that too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t need to impress people they don’t like. After all, true wealth is what you are, not what you have. There’s a Chinese proverb, “He who goes out of his house in search of happiness runs after a shadow.”

I do my utmost to avoid that shadow-search dance.

In fact, I took to heart a story I once read defining optimists and pessimists. Forget the half-full or empty glass.

The optimist goes to the window every morning and says, “Good morning, God.” The pessimist goes to the window and says, “Good God, morning.” I do my best to choose optimism, blessing each morning.

Being older mellowed me, made me more appreciative of the little things in life. I know there’s always room for self-improvement because it’s the biggest room in my house.

I realize being elderly gives me two choices and generally, I choose the one that gets me home earlier.

Therefore, to me, what characterizes the end of a happy holiday is relaxing in my favorite chair, making a lap for Rosie and TacoBelle, Hadley at my feet and BooCat on the chair arm.

Four rescue canines sleep quietly outside, full from scraps leftover because human eyes were too big and tummies too tiny.

I pop a movie into the DVD player––maybe a documentary about Ralph Nader and his legacy, my hero for 50-plus years and the American citizen’s greatest benefactor––as I await the phone call telling me Theresa and Carla made it home safe and sound. Now it’s time to start counting days til Christmas.

Usually I advise eating dessert first, but in this case, it’s also a perfect time for that last piece of pumpkin pie. This is a time for a love of divinity, my country, my town, my home and those who share my life. It’s Thanksgiving Day and I am thankful.

Barbara Sharik makes her home at Wit's End in Jones, Louisiana with a couple old dogs, young dogs and several stupid dogs, a cat, a talking cockatiel and a white dove. She's active in civic affairs, serves as a Justice of the Peace, a Notary Public, is the Clerk for the Village of Bonita and a columnist for the Bastrop Daily Enterprise. She has authored several books. You can e-mail Barbara at barbsharikvail@hotmail.com

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A LIFE OF TRIAL…AND ERROR

By Dennis Stewart

Christmas Gift Suggestions for Men A few days ago I received an email from my son asking what I wanted for Christmas this year. That had me stumped because I am now nearly 60 and I have reached that point in life where I can buy pretty much anything that strikes my fancy, so long as it costs less than $25.

Therefore it is kinda hard for me to come up with a gift suggestion for myself on the spur of the moment. Then it occurred to me that many readers may be facing a similar dilemma this time of year, i.e., what do I buy my father/husband/grandfather for Christmas. Being an altruistic type, I decemberided to offer some suggestions.

My wife says it is an insult to give someone a gift card because that means you don’t want to give any thought to coming up with a thoughtful present. I respectfully disagree. I love to receive gift cards. My favorites are to restaurant such as Outback, Longhorn Steakhouse, O’Charlies, Copelands, and Buffalo Wild Wings. I also like gift cards to hunting stores like Cabelas, Bass Pro Shop, and Academy Sports. I will not be insulted if I receive a gift card.

I also like to receive hunting stuff, especially stuff that will keep me warm while sitting in a deer stand in freezing rain and wind. Old Charter is excellent. Just kidding.

(Maybe) Nice thick warm insulated socks are great, as is insulated underwear. I hate tight underwear, so be sure to get the Extra Large kind. Also, a hunter can’t have too many gloves, the thicker the better.

Incidentally, I keep a box filled with underdrawers that have holes in them. Those are my hunting underdrawers. There have been many instances when I have been caught out in the woods needing to go to the bathroom but not having any toilet paper. In that situation I have been known to just use whatever dead leaves I could find laying nearby. Last year, however, it occurred to me that I could just cut up my underwear with my hunting knife and use that for toilet paper. As big as my rear end is, I usually have plenty of underdrawer.

So I never throw away any of my holey underdrawers anymore.

Nice picture frames with a hunting motif are good presents. It’s OK if you put a picture in it before you wrap it. It’s no problem to replace it later with good hero shots of deer or duck trophies.

I personally frown on gifts that suggest I need to improve myself in some way. Treadmills and gym memberships fall in that category, as do jogging outfits and running shoes. Items such 1. Where is Myrtle Grove Plantation? as that usually get re-gifted.

2. In what Lake Providence antebellum DVDs also make good gifts, home did General Grant make his especially the Duck Commander DVDs. headquarters?

A man can’t have too many hunting 3. What destroyed the town of DVDs. They give you something to Dodson in 1903? watch when hunting season and football 4. What were they drilling for season is over with, and in my opinion when they discovered natural all that is on TV worth watching is gas?

“Justified” (the best show on TV), “Sons 5. Where were the first of Anarchy” and “Modern Family”. telephone lines Incidentally, constructed in the entire South? we recently 6. What were “jay-hawkers”? discovered a 7. A pecan fruit contains how many nuts? show on the 8. What is distinctive about the State Capitol Game Show steps?

Network 9. Which river has the longest navigable called length in LA? “Baggage”. It 10. The central mound at Poverty Point contains is hosted by how many times the cubic volume of the Jerry Great Pyramid of Egypt?

Springer, Answers on next page 20 which

I hate tight underwear, so be sure to get the Extra Large kind.

tells you something right there. It’s kind of like the “Dating Game” except you have a single male or female contestant who must choose to go on a date with one of three possible candidates. The hook is that all three candidates have three items of baggage, and each item is revealed with the least alarming item first. Recent items of baggage included “I attacked my ex with a chainsaw”, “I slept with my ex two days before his wedding”, “I like to flick my dandruff on strangers”, and “I like to smell my ear wax”. The beautiful thing about this show it that it makes me feel better about myself. My baggage can’t be nearly as bad as their baggage (or can it?).

I’m probably old fashioned, but I also appreciate the gift of music, i.e., C.D.s. My favorite singer is Robert Earl Keen.

I hope the above has given you some good ideas for Christmas gifts for the man in your life this year. And, as Robert Earl would say, Merry Christmas from the Family!

Dennis Stewart grew up in northeast Louisiana, graduated from La Tech and LSU Law School. After having taught law at ULM and working as an Assistant District Attorney, Dennis is now a Hearing Officer in Rayville. He loves to hunt, fish, read, write, and shop on eBay.

ouisiana Remember When . . .

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TRAVEL ADVENTURE

By Dianne Newcomer

Time Keeps Rolling On! Another year down the drain. If some of you are like me, the time has come to quit dreaming about places and things you want to do “one day” because that window is slowly closing.

While the knees are good, the back is strong, and there are no family worries, it is time. You need to take the first step. Whatever it is, a cruise to Alaska, a wine tour of Napa, tulip time in Holland, a river cruise in Europe, a gambling getaway to Vegas, a ski trip to the Rockies, or a quiet beach in the Caribbean…the possibilities are endless. Just do it!

At MONROE TRAVEL SERVICE, I know we have a trip just right for you if you will only give yourself permission to go. Think with me for a moment and let me suggest: travel is not like a new couch. It is not just a one-time big bang deal full of excitement but rather a gift that multiplies itself.

Let me explain what I mean. The fun of a vacation starts with the excitement and self satisfaction of planning and choosing the perfect trip. You know, the one you really want to do, because there is nothing like the joy of getting our way, a rare treat that happens less and less as we get older and more responsible!

Then the fun multiplies further as we anticipate and prepare for the trip. You shop for yourself. You dream about what is going to happen, even if it is just sleeping late every day.

On a tough day at work or at school, you remind yourself that escaping can’t come soon enough.

Sometimes, the very idea of going is what keeps you going. Travel can be a comfort, like an anchor in a storm.

Perhaps the best part of the gift of travel is getting away and spending time with someone you enjoy. Getting to unplug from the world--if

only for a short while--is such fun. You rest, the time. I am at the stage where I agree laugh, see, do, eat, and go a little crazy with the truism that goes like this: “I’ve without any worries. It's all part of the learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. vacation The closer it gets to the end, experience. the faster it goes.” Life is Travel helps rolling on. you become My goal is to start packing you again! my days with new But adventures, to see as many wait! There‘s sunrises in new places as still more possible, and to make fun! After the beautiful memories. You see, trip is over, sooner than we wish, we all even on your are forced to become armchair worst day, travelers. I want lots and lots you have the of good days to remember! memories, Whatever you want to do those or wherever you want to go, wonderful call the travel professionals at moments that MONROE TRAVEL SERVICE, will make 323 3465, or come by our you smile for office at 1908 Glenmar Street. years to come, and especially when life We would love to help you make some forces you to be an armchair traveler. No great memories while traveling our world. one can take those special moments of joy Our service may be free but it’s also away from you. Therefore, I would suggest PRICELESS! the gift of travel multiplies as memories last a lifetime!

2013 is on the horizon so it is a perfect Created and Edited by Peggy Sweeney-McDonald Pelican Publishing Co., Gretna, LA time to make plans to leave.

Whether you’re at home in the Stop wishing kitchen or prefer someone else in an you could find apron, sharing food is more than just a the time to do dining experience. Wonderful meals it, just make are where memories are often made, relationships created, and deals sealed.

In Meanwhile, Back at Café DuMonde…, the editor has collected sixty-seven entertaining and inspiring stories of Louisiana culture and cuisine, using Café DuMonde as a metaphor for any gathering of good people and great food.

Each story starts off with the open ended question, “If I were a food, I’d be…” – a Louisiana-cane-syrup-glazed pork belly or a hot buttered Southern biscuit or perhaps a fried pickle. Fascinated, I actually read all these before I went back to read the stories! A bonus is the storyteller’s favorite recipes, like Cajun Chicken Pot Pie and Louisiana Buttermilk Pralines, and lots of beautiful color photos.

This book is a delightful cover-to-cover read for anyone who loves food, stories, and all things Louisiana. As you turn each page, you may recall the distinct smell of chickory coffee and hot beignets, just like back at Café DuMonde…

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The All Women’s Goose Hunt at Megabucks

By Johnny Wink

The second weekend in November, Megabucks Duck Guides put on an All Women’s Goose Hunt with all the trimmings. The women arrived on Friday night and were greeted with a big fire in the fire pit and hamburgers on the grill.

Seven women showed up so we all got to hunt in the same blind. That was good, too. After meeting all of them––some I knew and some I didn’t––we got down to the business of having fun.

We all got in line for hamburgers and drinks and after, some went out to the fire, some went four-wheeler riding, and some watched TV. I got to see a former neighbor I hadn’t seen since the fifth grade when she moved away. Also saw another friend I hadn’t seen since I dated a friend of hers many moons ago. These two women are my age and we chatted way into the night around the campfire. They decided to tell me what they felt about the column I write in this magazine...and they set me straight. Again, I am a single male, 53 years old, and not real good with relationships, I guess.

They let me know that what I am doing is all wrong. You know, like in school when you should have put false instead of true? Well, apparently, I have been writing the wrong stuff to try to get a woman.

They told me that a woman likes a challenge and not someone who will give her everything she wants every time she asks for it. Wow, this sure surprised me. Also, they told me if you’re too easy a catch, something must be wrong. Hmmm. Too easy a catch? I never thought of it this way.

They said women want their space and time without you so don’t keep too close to them. “You need to listen more to what they say, like it or not.” Plus a whole lot more good stuff. These are friends that are doing their best to help me, and I thank them for being honest. I was totally unaware that what I was writing was working against me. If I

made anyone mad about anything I ever wrote, I do apologize. I thought I was doing well and it turns out to be the opposite so as you can see, I know nothing about woman and what they want. However, I am willing to learn and I’m a fast learner, too!

Ok, now back to hunting. We’ve been killing limits of Specks every day except one, Election Day, when I had a big group of hunters.

It was cloudy, hot and no wind that day. I guess they were all at the polling booths. As I write this, duck season is this weekend and the blinds are full of ducks and geese. There are a lot of big ducks, including mallards, landing in the decoys every morning. They were also landing in the decoys while we were goose hunting. I hope that’s a sign of things to come. The temperatures are dropping and the wind is howling. It’s going to be a good shoot in the morning at these Speckabellies.

Remember, you can see all the action on Facebook.

“LIKE” us at Megabucks Duck Guides and see what we kill.

I post most every day. And all you women who think you want to hunt, go ahead. It’s so much fun. Ask your husband or boyfriend to take you next time. I know you will enjoy it. Just dress warm and dry and have good rubber boots.

As far as trying to say the right things to women, well, I got a lot to learn but I am going to do better because I love all of y’all––some more than others. Also, thank y’all for reading my stories and setting me straight. And now I will go to work hunting waterfowl and taking people on hunts of a lifetime. Thank the Lord I am a duck guide in Morehouse Parish, Louisiana.

Just dress warm and dry and have good rubber boots.

Seeds

By Su Stella Over the course of writing for LRT for over six years, my themes have remained fairly constant.

Travel locally or to distant lands, love, share, experience, and basically REALLY LIVE! Hurricane Katrina took the thoughts that I thought I thought and cemented them into real concrete values. Add to that my viewing the Mayan calendar as a goal setting tool for living, making 2013 a real new beginning.

Right now, our country is in a very damaged place. Fires, floods, and most recently the Northeast was faced an unprecedented massive hurricane colliding into a blizzard followed by a Nor’easter. Two things make it worse for our country mates in New Jersey, New York and the countless other places that are flattened, Katrina style. First is there has NEVER ever been any storm like it, or even close. Being born and raised outside of Boston, we have had some kick butt blizzards that took months to melt and

knocked down trees, power and collapsed some roofs.

Second, New England rarely gets hurricanes and when it does it is usually arrives no harsher than a tropical storm damaging very few beach front homes. When hurricane Irene came through leaving very little damage I had a bad feeling that New Englanders would disregard any future hurricanes as ‘easy’. Some did and lives were lost. Who could have imagined that the New York subways would flood leaving commuters stranded or seeing the horrible destruction.

Luckily, the experts are repairing it quickly since most people don’t own cars up there.

Hurricane Sandy has knocked down and devastated thousands of homes and businesses only to be blindsided by the blizzard that followed. Our country needs help and to help. It’s time for anyone that can take time off this spring and bring a broom, shovel and hammer to vacation up there. I say spring because traditionally New England winters will be too cold to do construction.

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We can all give to the Salvation Army; their CEO takes a small salary, unlike some other organizations. Our churches and groups can gather holiday gifts, clothes, WARM COATS, and household items to be caravanned to those in dire need. We shouldn’t forget pet products and specialty items like diapers.

As Louisianans, generations of your families have stared at, been knocked down by and rebuilt after similar trials. We have been lucky enough to have people come from all over the country carrying shovels and tools to rebuild our lives. They helped plant seeds for us and now is time to help grow their lives again. During this holiday season it’s time to reunite these UNITED STATES! *Maybe ‘end of the world’ that the Mayans predicted had more to do with changing our outlook and entering a new era of healing our friends, our planet and our souls. God Bless our wonderful world for a bright and exciting 2013!

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Come Wet a Line in North Louisiana!

By Mona L. Hayden

Johnny Wessler of Explore Louisiana North (www.ExploreLouisianaNorth.org) sure knows how to show off fishing holes in north Louisiana. He recently put together a tour of lakes, bayous and rivers – idyllic sites for wetting a line and reeling in a memorable catch!

Starting on the TX/LA border in Sabine Parish, the massive Toledo Bend covers 186,000 acres, making it the largest man-made lake in the Southern U.S. Pro Fishing Guide and Tournament angler, Joe Joslin, says, “Toledo is in excellent condition with normal water levels, extremely good fishing plus an abundance of waterfowl all over the lake and wildlife all around the lake. In addition, the bald eagle population has never been greater than at present and the possibility of catching a double digit bass is at an all time high.” The bend is nationally renowned for its exceptional bass fishing and with the addition of the Cypress Bend Golf Course, one of twelve courses on the prestigious Louisiana Audubon Golf Trail, you’d be hard pressed to find a better place outside the state for outdoor activities. Spoil yourself at the majestic Cypress Bend Resort overlooking Toledo Lake just past the 18th green. Here, you can unwind and enjoy fishing, golfing, pristine nature trails for walking or hiking, mountain bike racing, and so much more.

Keeping with the fishing theme, travel east a bit and tour Natchitoches National Fish Hatchery (318-352-5324), the state’s only Federal fish hatchery and one of just 69 in the country. Currently, they’re raising Alligator gar, Alligator snapping turtles, recreational fish species, and freshwater mussels.

In Alexandria, it’s definitely worth a visit to Bill Lewis Lures (800-633-4861) where they make an impressive lure called Rat-L-Trap, the original lipless rattling crank bait.

Next stop is Honey Brake Lodge in east central Louisiana. Approximately 13,000 sq. ft.

enjoyable lake and the fish were astronomical and 4 floors high, this imposing facility is when grass was there. A lot of it has come situated on the 40,000 acre Louisiana Delta back. Giant chinquapins are caught in the Plantation overlooking Larto Lake. wintertime and Professionally guided crappie and early spring. bass fishing trips are available on “I like fall this lake as well as other local fishing on the waters. Lake Larto, Lake Saline Ouachita River, and nearby smaller lakes and too. They stack up bayous intersect to encompass good on those about 8,000 acres of surface area of sandbars where natural backwater in four parishes you can catch 25-30 (Catahoula, LaSalle, pretty fast. They Avoyelles and Rapides). may be smaller but Honey Brake is an outdoor they’re still a lot of enthusiasts dream with fun. A little current waterfowl, big game and makes it even predator hunting, fishing, Homer Humphreys better. To catch sporting clays, and more. bigger fish, you have to get off the main river Enjoy the luxury and sophistication of because the cuts are loaded with fish. It’s an the lodge with its centerpiece open awesome place, not hard to run around if you fireplace after a satisfying day on the stay in the middle of the river and run from water.

After basking in the excitement of lake dam to dam. I especially like the Forsythe Park area, north or south, just pick one because you fishing, drive on up to Webster Parish can’t go wrong. in northwest Louisiana to experience a relaxing float down scenic Bayou continued on next page > > > Dorcheat. Fish leisurely on Alexandria/Pineville Area CVB your own from a canoe or hook up www.theheartoflouisiana.com with Louisiana Bass Pro & Guide Natchitoches Parish CVB Homer Humphreys www.Natchitoches.net (www.homerhumphreys.com). This Sabine Parish TRC two-time BASSMASTER www.toledobendlakecountry.com Classic Qualifier is Webster Parish CVB regarded as one of the www.VisitWebster.net world’s top competitive Shreveport-Bossier CTB anglers, and I’m sure one www.sbctb.org of the most entertaining!

Homer welcomes anglers FISHING GUIDES: of all skill levels to spend a day with him on most any Joe Joslin– Toledo Bend water in Louisiana, (337) 463-3848 JoeJoslinOutdoors@yahoo.com although he’s based in the J. T. Thompson and Jim Stanley Minden area.

(Living the Dream Guide Service) – Toledo Bend When asked about (318) 228-5870 ltdguideservice@bellsouth.net fishing in northeast Louisiana, Homer Homer Humphreys - Red River, Bayou Dorcheat, had a lot to say. “Let’s start with Lake Lake Bistineau, Ouachita River D’Arbonne. I love this lake. I helped (318) 371-1411, (318) 422-1192 cut my teeth down there! I learned you homerhumphreys@bellsouth.net can go in some of the creeks going off the main lake in the summertime and Lake Larto (Honey Brake Lodge) even the fall and catch 4-5 lb. fish.

Porter Trimble (318) 201-3474 porter@honeybrake.com We’ve caught some tremendous fish Drew Keith (318) 452-6875 drew@honeybrake.com here. The crappie fishing is awesome!

Billy Carter (Caddo Guide Service) Caddo Lake “Then there’s Caney, a beautiful (903) 789-3268, (903) 407-7368 lake in Jackson Parish that looks a lot billy@caddolakeguideservice.com like Toledo Bend. Everybody fishes the hump so I go behind them and Dan Fulghum – Caddo Lake catch bigger fish, 4-5 lb. bass. They (318) 834-3488 Ferrylakecamp@aol.com were dragging off the hump and I Jim Dillard – Ouachita River was sitting on top of it and work the (318) 372-1846 dillard@opsb.net lure back. Caney is a small and

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continued “Lake Bistineau, just south of Minden, is one lake I can say I’ve never have a bad day, even with wind. This manmade lake was built strictly for recreation like fishing, duck hunting, boating and waterskiing. You can definitely catch some largemouth bass here.

“Another lake I love is Claiborne. It’s a hard lake to fish and can’t just anybody do it.

It has a lot of hybrids in it and the fish are very aggressive in the fall. It’s also a great night fishing lake and looks like Toledo Bend, too. Crappie are in astronomical lots in brush Lynn Dorsey, Webster Parish CVB Director piles here.

“Then there’s the Red River, with more grass and hyacinths, much better fishing. It’s one of the top 30 or 40 rivers to fish in the nation. BASS Master Classics has been here twice so you know it’s a good place. Fishing here is great for bass, crappie, bream, and catfish.

“A fine trophy lake is Caddo, infested with cypress trees, Spanish moss, and grass. It’s one of the few, if any, places that you can catch an 8 or 9 pounder in January. Caddo is the largest natural lake in the south and the only natural lake in Texas. It’s also home to one of the largest cypress forests in the world. Located on the TX/LA border in north LA, it covers 26,000 acres.”

A wealth of information on Louisiana lakes and fishing, Homer also shares some great stories. “I had a very senior citizen, he was 87, who would check himself out of a nursing home in West Monroe and have his driver take him to Clarks Marina on the Red River where I’d meet him. He couldn’t cast so I’d pull up, tie up, get a fish on, and hand him the rod and he’d reel it in. He’d book me once a month. One day he said he wanted to bring ‘an old fart’ with him next time. I said bring him on. He was 91. They liked to come out in the hot summer and I’d hook ‘em and they’d reel ‘em in.”

Fishing in Louisiana is an outdoor sportsman’s pleasure, a perfect pastime for just about anyone. Give pro fishing guides Joe Joslin or Homer Humphreys a call and let them do all the work while you just reel ‘em in.

The hardest part will be deciding where you want to fish with all these options!

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Kinda Fishy?

By Sonny Harrington We fished all over north Louisiana and I’m wondering, can you smell the difference between a fish caught in Caddo, Larto, or Toledo? (My aunt say to always be cautious of words that end in a vowel.) Of course, I can’t smell the difference between a catfish and a white perch. Have you ever noticed the difference in how some people smell? I think it’s because of what they eat. Indians learned that if they ate fruits, nuts and vegetables, the deer or buffalo wouldn’t be as alert to their body odor. So what do fish eat? Other fish. I wonder if a white perch from Caddo smells different from one from Larto to another fish.

It’s all about bait. I’m no expert on this subject but I’ll report to you what I learned. Fishing is a science of weather, location, colors, temperatures, and more. Seems the best way to do this for the money is to secure the services of a professional guide. They know all the secrets and are willing to share them. It’s almost like cheating but legal and ethical.

I’ve known some women that use plastic surgery as bait so what’s wrong with plastic lures? Works on men, works on fish.

Our first lake was Toledo and our guides were J.T. and Jim with Living the Dream. They actually get paid to do this and I can’t imagine enjoying my work as much as these guys do. It’s very inexpensive if you think about it. If you buy a boat, you better have truck. Of course, if you live in Louisiana, you’re issued one at birth. All the accessories – depth finders, gauges, rods and reels, licenses and registrations on boats and trailers – they’re all for therapy anyway but you’re gonna pay either way you go. Even if you already own all the gear, boat, etc., it would be smart to spend time with one of the pros and glean a little knowledge before striking out on your own. You’ll save yourself days of searching for the right spot, techniques, and baits. Me being a rookie, I must admit when I got to the boat I noticed our guides had these really cool blue reflective sunglasses. I figured they were anti-reflective infra-red nonglare special glasses to help see better underwater. Sure nuff, minutes later we’re fishing and the guide looks over the stern (boat talk for rear end) and says, “There’s some fish right there.” Now we’re in 18’ of water and I’m thinking, dang, I have got to get me some of those glasses! Finally figured out he was looking at this screen on a sonar contraption mounted in the back of the boat. I still think I need to get me some of those glasses…

Caddo Lake, same thing except we used different guides, Dan and Billy, who took us to all the hot spots for catfish. Never would have known this without those guys. They’ll even bait your hook and take off the fish. That means no stinky fingers. I really don’t like stinky fingers because you just don’t know where that fish has been and you can’t easily wash that smell off. Try lemon juice or GO-JO, orange scented.

Lake Larto used to be part of the Mississippi River about a go-zillion years ago. If you want seclusion this is the place, just don’t hurt yourself because you’re a long way from a hospital. If you want luxury (might as well) book in at the Honey Brake Lodge. I bet it’s the only place in Catahoula Parish that has an elevator. Plush, plush, a piece of heaven in the middle of nowhere, great food, and relaxing atmosphere. About the sporting clay range, I’m a fair shot with a shotgun but I’d rather take on a flock of teal any day before attacking that again. It was humbling to say the least and those clay birds don’t taste all that good anyway.

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Holiday Getaway Give the gift of family memories at Audubon Cottages

By Deborah Burst Audubon Cottages offers guests a custom made fantasy wrapped in an idyllic cocoon spun with royal service. Built in the late 18th century, seven cottages hide behind a non-descript key-locked door on Dauphine Street in the French Quarter.

Inside flowering ginger and wideleave banana trees shade private courtyards set with original brick and the oldest pool in the Quarter.

The cottages take their name from John James Audubon who stayed for two months while completing his lauded drawings in 1821-1822. He took residence in what is now Cottage 1, the same cottage I had the privilege to reside.

Thumbing through the boxed folio edition of Audubon’s Birds of America, and surrounded by original wood beams and brick walls, I could almost feel John J sitting beside me.

Completed earlier this year, the meticulous multi-million dollar restoration brought the cottages back to their original splendor. Each cottage is surrounded by thick brick walls layered in vines and a soothing waterfall. A blissful seclusion buffered from the Quarter’s hornhonking troubadours, and yet the partying adventure is just moments away.

Part of the illustrious New Orleans Collection, the owners worked hard in preserving the cottages making only cosmetic changes. The décor works in harmony with the original design and finish. Each cottage owns its own personality, some formal, some more casual, while others more romantic.

Furnishings are a blend of antiques original to the cottage along with vintage and reproduction pieces. In a nod to the Cottages’ and the city’s diverse culture, the antiques themselves are a mix of French pieces with Victorian, Georgian, and Colonial American style furniture.

In Cottage 1, the stained ceiling and exposed brick and beams set the mood for warm wood tones, comfortable furnishing and a coffee table on wheels. Made from a former railroad freight cart, the coffee table added function but stayed true to the room’s natural finish, and kept a sense of history.

Cottage 2 boasts high ceilings and plastered walls calling for a more formal effect. Two large, gilded framed portraits hang above a long leather sofa under the glow of a crystal chandelier.

Most cottages have two bedrooms, each with their own private bathroom and comfortable

living area. Cottage 4 has two floors and two bedrooms, perfect for families or larger groups, while cottage 6 and 7 offer a one bedroom with king size bed and bath.

Feet dangling in the pool’s warm saltwater surrounded by rustic brick, tropical gardens, and old-style architecture, Audubon Cottages brings to mind a secluded chalet along a European countryside. And Roderick, your own private butler, welcomes you to this magic abode and completes the fairy-tale experience.

With the grace of a charmed servant, he brings an unbridled commitment to every guest. Your wish is his command with breakfast, or perhaps a craving from a French Quarter restaurant, delivered to your private courtyard.

Christmas gifts come and go, but memories last forever. Why not share the holidays with family and friends? Add Audubon Cottages to your Christmas list with romantic getaways or family gettogethers, plus all the New Orleans holiday celebrations.

A New Orleans native now living in the piney woods of Mandeville, Deb frequently visits her hometown for a po-boy fix.

Much like the Quarter itself, the cottages blend historical flair with modern amenities including bottled water and soft drinks, and in-room tea or coffee brewed in Krup coffeemakers with your choice of gourmet blends. Complimentary bathrobes, slippers, and continental breakfast delivered each morning, along with complimentary French Quarter butler service. Heated saltwater pool and fitness center access at the Dauphine Orleans Hotel. iPod/iPhone docking station, and 42” flat screen television in each guest room.

Audubon Cottages, www.auduboncottages.com “Holidays in the City” package includes all seven of the New Orleans Collection hotel proprieties. www.neworleanshotelcollection.com/holidays-in-the-city New Orleans holiday calendar and activities, http://www.neworleansonline.com/holiday/ Louisiana Road Trips

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A Cajun and Creole Christmas

By Cheré Coen There may not be snow in South Louisiana, but Lafayette and Acadiana celebrate the holidays in a big way, from festivals of light and parades to tours of homes and live performances. The spectacular “A Cajun and Creole Christmas” has been voted a Top 20 December Event by the Southeast Tourism Society.

You’ll find out why when you visit.

Here are a few highlights of the holiday activities in Acadiana, listed in date order, as part of “A Cajun and Creole Christmas.”

Christmas in Crowley Lights to Music Spectacular are from 5:30pm to midnight Nov. 22Jan. 3 at City Hall in Crowley. More than 50,000 animated holiday lights synchronized to music are available for your listening pleasure through your car radio.

Information: www.crowley-la.com.

Safari of Lights is celebrated with lights, animation and the North Pole Express train at the Zoo of Acadiana, from 5-9pm Nov. 30-Dec. 30 at the Zoo on US Hwy. 90 East in Broussard. Information: (337) 8374325, www.ZooOfAcadiana.org.

Christmas at Coteau, featuring vendors and a gourmet luncheon, will be Nov. 30-Dec. 1 at the Academy of the Sacred Heart in Grand Coteau.

Information: (337) 662-5275.

Noel Acadien au Village is a holiday extravaganza with thousands of lights, activities, kids carnival and

live music from 5:30-9pm Dec. 1-23, at LARC’s Acadian Village in Lafayette.

Information: (337) 981-2364, www.acadianvillage.org.

Victorian Christmas at Grevemberg House is from 10am-4pm Dec. 1-31 in historic Franklin.

Also in Franklin is Oaklawn Manor, home to former Louisiana Gov. Mike Foster that will be adorned for the holidays and open 10am-4pm Tuesdays through Sundays, Dec. 1-Jan. 6.

Information: www.grevemberghouse.com, www.oaklawnmanor.com.

Victorian Christmas at the Joseph Jefferson Home & Rip Van Winkle Gardens is offered from 9am-4pm Dec. 1-Jan. 8 at the historic home, gardens and café in New Iberia.

Information: (337) 359-8525.

The 18th Annual Festival of Light, with shopping, Santa, music, food and real snow, will be 5-10pm Dec. 7 in the Oil Center of Lafayette. Information: (337) 232-1267, www.theoilcenter.com.

Le Vieux Village’s 11th Annual Christmas Lighting will be from 5-8:30pm Dec. 7 in Opelousas. There will be Christmas music, carols sung by a choir, refreshments, a horse-drawn buggy ride and Santa. Information: (337) 948-5227, www.cityofopelousas.com.

The 2nd Saturday ArtWalk, featuring more than a dozen galleries in downtown Lafayette and artwork in area businesses and restaurants, will be from 6-8pm Dec. 8. Original artwork purchased in downtown Lafayette, a cultural arts zone, has no state sales tax. Information: (337) 291-5566, www.DowntownLafayette.org.

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Old-Time Christmas at Vermilionville will be from 10am-4pm Dec. 11-20 and include Papa Noël, demonstrations on making wax candles, citrus pomanders and soap, Christmas singalong and a reading of “A Cajun Night before Christmas.”

Christmas parades in Acadiana include the Sonic Christmas Parade through Lafayette from 13pm Dec. 2; Lake Arthur Christmas Parade at 6pm Dec. 8; Delcambre Boat Parade at 6pm Dec. 8; St. Lucy Festival of Light and KC Christmas Parade from 10am-7pm (parade at 2pm) Dec. 9 in St. Martinville and the Opelousas Children’s Christmas Parade at 6pm Dec. 13.

For New Year’s, don’t leave the kids at home. The Children’s Museum of Lafayette offers a New Year’s Noon Countdown & Carnival from 10am-2pm Dec. 31 at the museum in downtown Lafayette. The cost is $6 per person and includes exhibits, confetti, cannons and prize drops. Information: (337) 232-8500, www.cmalaf.org.

For a complete list of holiday events, visit http://www.lafayettetravel.com/play/festivalseve nts/cajun-creole-christmas.

Cheré Coen is a travel writer living in Lafayette and the author of “Exploring Cajun Country: A Historic Guide to Acadiana” and co-author of “Magic’s in the Bag: Creating Spellbinding Gris Gris Bags and Sachets.”

Photos by Cheré Coen of Noel Acadien au Village at Acadian Village, Lafayette

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Celebrate Father Christmas in Jefferson, Texas Step back in time as the Historic Jefferson Railway, an antique narrow-gauge train, embraces an old-fashioned Christmas in the country. Enjoy the lighted vignettes and local vocalists, hear the story of Father Christmas, and meet Santa and Mrs. Santa as you depart from the decemberorated historic railroad depot for a train ride along the Big Cypress Bayou. The antique train, a restored gaspowered Plymouth Locomotive built in 1964, is an enclosed

heated coach with open-canopied observation cars for excellent viewing of the ride along the river.

Also, ring in the New Year with the Rail of Lights New Year’s Train running December 27-31, featuring the ball dropping in Times Square with beverages, noisemakers and a fantastic fireworks show on every train ride.

The excursions will take you by a life-size nativity scene, the German Markets, Jerusalem and the Angel Tree. Glimpse Christmas trees simply decemberorated reminiscent of the bare-limbed sourwood of the Appalachian Christmas Tree; view scenes representing Alaska, Russia, China and Australia.

Enjoy an authentic life-sized 90-year old Christmas card, a post card sent by soldiers during World War II, and other favorites.

Ticket Prices: First Class $18; Coach Class: $15. Lap children under 4 are free.

First Class is heated and enclosed. Coach Class, dress warmly and bring a blanket, as you will be riding in open cars. Seating is limited so purchase tickets early.

Jefferson is nestled deep in the Piney Woods of East Texas, appearing frozen in time and an elegant reminder of a bygone era. The downtown area will be aglow with lights and greenery throughout the holiday season and you’ll want to make Jefferson and the Christmas Train a tradition for your family.

Living Details

By Carolyn Files

A trip to Natchez evokes visions of grandeur – Dunleith with its white columns and stable turned restaurant or Rosalie's red bricked walls overlooking the Mississippi River. To walk the neighborhoods is to notice little details you might not ordinarily see.

A cousin and I spent an October afternoon walking off our too large lunch from The Carriage House. We followed medallions set in the sidewalks that point out a walking tour of historic city neighborhoods. Delightful homes built in the 1800s made up our particular strolling area. One home had been built for a gentleman's mistress. Across the street from this house, someone was holding an estate sale. We browsed (and got a free home tour) but didn't see anything we needed that day. A small enclosed patio with a fountain was tucked into the back yard, a little detail that wouldn't have been noticed had we been driving.

Further down, a street sign indicated a dental office with a patient reclining in the chair as the good doc extracted necessary information. Details like this may not have been noticed just riding by. Memories of patients drifting off on the porch would not have been felt either. Next to the dentist's office, a large black/white cat peered warily from behind a bush before darting under the house – another living detail of the neighborhood.

Wrought iron fences everywhere were a tactile delight, as the different styles sported various details. Victorian accessories and tiny turrets were interesting neighbors to Stanton Hall's ponderous size, too.

We did drive through the Natchez City Cemetery of Greg Iles fame, then parked and walked so we could get a feel for the turning angel, the proximity to the Mississippi. Crumbling brick and slanted concrete slabs showed age and weathering while the narrow drives and turns could make for some nerve wracking moments as well as appreciation for horse and buggy days a century ago. Little details that enhanced our visit here.

We chatted with a gardener at Rosalie who was planting snapdragons. A colorful detail, good outdoor work on a lovely fall day to would soon make a lot of people smile.

Our day out was good for the soul, a change of pace, and reminded us the small details in life make it all worthwhile.

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Magic on Main Street

Minden, Louisiana

By Mona L. Hayden I’ve learned to never pass up a hug, never pass up a snow cone stand, and never ever pass up a road trip to Minden in the piney hills of northwest Louisiana!

Twenty miles east of Shreveport, a day trip to this historic area is fun any time but especially during the holidays when the original brick lined downtown streets are dressed in lights and ribbons with dazzling storefronts, holiday music, and Christmas cheer.

in the early 19th century. Admission is free to tour original buildings of early settlers in 1835.

A favorite option for lunch would be the Timeless Café and Tea Room on Main Street, offering soups, sandwiches, salads, and desserts Monday-Friday from 11am2pm. This business is owned and operated

by Evergreen Life Services, a non-profit organization that has assisted those with intellectual and development disabilities since 1959 and now operates in 6 states, although it originated outside of Minden.

Division Director Lesa Hamilton says, “The café and tea room is a social enterprise that teaches job skills to these individuals so they can become employable. They get paid a salary and tips here. It’s a very good training program for them, real life situations to teach.

Once they’re proficient in skills, we place them in a job in another setting.” The Timeless Café and Tea Room employees 8 full time employees as well as staff cooks. They will also open for special occasions and events as “Minden may be small in size but it’s big well as rent the building for private parties, on charm and entertainment,” says Executive accommodating up to 300 in the building.

Director of the Webster Parish CVB, Lynn Donations to Evergreen Life Services are Dorsey. “We’re known as ‘the Friendliest City welcome to help with the training center. the South’ and we live up to that claim every “Minden has been so supportive. We’re so day.” blessed to be here. It’s such a wonderful little First settled in 1818, Minden has retained town. For instance, we were working to get a lot of its original character as evident in the the building open and a lady comes in to see historical residential district with more than what’s going on. In conversation, I mention 70 properties, many on the that we needed a National Register of Historic piano and she Properties. The downtown brick took my number. streets are original, too, attracting She called within moviemakers to the area. Within 30 minutes to the last 5 years, 17 major movies say St. John’s have been filmed here. had a piano for Seven miles northeast of us!” town is The Germantown Downtown at Colony State Museum, one of City Art Works, three colonies founded in the US Assistant Director and artist Bill Cook says, “This is a December Events in Minden cultural center owned and managed by the Dec 1 3rd Annual Sarepta Christmas Festival city. Resident artists have their own studios (318) 847-4333 here and in exchange for studio space, they Dec 4 Minden Christmas Parade must assist in community projects like (318) 371-4258 painting the Christmas nutcrackers, the Dec 13 Springhill Main Street “Christmas on fairyland theme in front of the courthouse and whatever else is needed. All mediums are Main” (318) 539-5699 welcome – stained glass, painters, musicians.

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while artists are contracted to teach six classes a year. Artists can create art here but they cannot sell it here. In the gallery, we rotate exhibits every couple months to keep it fresh.”

City Art Works is open Wednesday through Friday from 12-6pm and Saturday from 10am4pm. Just across the street is Antiques & Arts showcasing two floors of unique finds. Here, you’ll find art for sale from City Ark Works as well as others. Contact Kristine Carrier at (318) 564-3797. Hours: Wednesday –Friday 11am-6pm and Saturday 10am-6pm.

The Vault, owned by Maranda Thompson, shares a large space on Main Street with It’s Sew Monica, & Doodlebug Gallery and sells everything from silk screened t-shirts, jewelry, school spirit items. Monica Allison is a costume designer and seamstress and offers custom sewing while Doodlebug Gallery features hand-painted furniture and other art by high school students. The shops are open Tuesday through Friday 11am-6pm and Saturday from 10am-3pm. Then there’s Belle of the Bal’, owned by Paula McCann and Amanda Banks, featuring pageant, prom, mardi grass dresses, gowns and costumes. Easley’s Main Street Photography is another great shop. Kerry & Anne Easley also do custom framing and sell artwork.

A block or so off Main Street is Possibilities, another social enterprise owned and managed by Evergreen Life Services. This building houses everything from antiques to collectibles, flea market finds, consignment items and best of all, it’s priced right! Open Tuesday – Friday 8-4:30 and Saturday 7am-3pm.

Don’t leave town without stopping in at Second Hand Rose Antiques where owner Millie Rose will fascinate you with four floors filled with everything imaginable from Cocacola, Elvis, LSU, jewelry, glassware, furniture, Nascar, sports cards, etc. She’ll also entertain you with a little song and dance and stories of celebrities who have visited the shop while filming movies here. The shop is open Monday-Saturday from 12-6pm.

By now your vehicle is probably loaded with great finds, your tummy is happy from a nice lunch, and you understand why Minden is called “The Friendliest City in the South.”

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Prayer

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By Robert Lemoine

When did praying become such a form of entertainment? The Bible tells us to pray in secret. It also tells us that those who do things for recognition receive their rewards here on Earth. I want to be one of those who receive their rewards in Heaven. Jesus was asked how to pray and His response was short and to the point.

“Our Father in Heaven, Holy is your name. Your Kingdom come and may your desires be done on Earth as they are in Heaven. Please, give us our daily needs and forgive us of our wrong doings and allow us to forgive those who have wronged us. Keep us from sinful temptation and protect us from evil. For the Kingdom, the power, and the glory belong to you forever. Amen.”

Notice He didn’t mention “Little Johnny’s” ball game or a new car or money in the bank. He said “daily needs”. Yes, I know we all have bills to pay but I also know that the Good Lord will provide.

In other parts of the Bible, it does say ask and you shall receive. But, again, I believe that is in reference to your needs. Most of what we desire is worldly and of the flesh. These unholy desires do not please God, nor do they offer Him glory.

Now, you’re probably wondering about praying for people to get better. The Bible does mention remembering people in prayers and thanking God for others. But, I have not seen where it says to pray for wellness. Instead, it says the followers of Christ went out and healed the sick with authority. That means that true and faithful servants of God Almighty have authority over such worldly things as illness through our Savior, Jesus Christ. I’m not saying to not pray for the sick, because prayer does work. And, sometimes, it seems we only have time to talk to God when we’re begging for His mercy on a loved one.

This is just another reason for each of us to open our Bibles and read for ourselves instead of letting somebody tell us what the word says.

People make mistakes and I may be completely off track. If I am, I’d love

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for you to show me in scripture where to find the Truth.

Now, you know that www.foreverandalwaysonline.com God works in His own time and own way. And being mere servants, we must humble ourselves to His will. After writing the preceding about a week or so ago, I “stumbled” upon a very interesting portion of the Bible. My answer seemed to leap right off the page. At the end of James, lies the answer.

“13 Is anyone among you in trouble? Let them pray. Is anyone happy? Let them sing songs of praise. 14 Is anyone among you sick? Let them call the elders of the church to pray over them and anoint them with oil in the name of the Lord. 15 And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well; the Lord will raise them up. If they have sinned, they will be forgiven. 16 Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective.

17 Elijah was a human being, even as we are. He prayed earnestly that it would not rain, and it did not rain on the land for three and a half years. 18 Again he prayed, and the heavens gave rain, and the earth produced its crops.

19 My brothers and sisters, if one of you should wander from the truth and someone should bring that person back, 20 remember this: Whoever turns a sinner from the error of their way will save them from death and cover over a multitude of sins.” NIV James 5:13-20 I look forward to your comments. May God bless you and keep you safe in all that you do in His name. Remember, the fastest way up is to kneel down. And, for those of you who don’t know the meaning of that line, it means humble yourself before God and pray.

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He and his wife, Summer, oversee www.foreverandalwaysonline.com and also sell Christian merchandise at flea markets and fesitvals in north Louisiana and surrounding states. Robert's writings are most inspirational, Christian, and patriotic with occasional reflections on lessons learned. He can be reached at writing@foreverandalwaysonline.com.

Biedenharn Museum and Gardens Announces Holiday Schedule Christmas Evenings at the Biedenharn…Thursday-Saturday, December 13-15 from 5-8pm the Biedenharn celebrates Christmas with extended evening hours featuring lights in the garden, decorations by the Monroe Garden Study League, live entertainment, wassail and of course, Santa and Mrs. Claus. Admission is $5 per person.

Cinema Christmas Classics is this year’s theme for the decorations in the historic Biedenharn Home. Members of the Monroe Garden Study League are celebrating ten holiday films such as “It’s a Wonderful Life,” “The Polar Express” and “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.” The indoor decorations will be augmented by a marvelous display of lights within the garden. Soda Jerks in the Coke Museum’s replica soda fountain tell the story of Joe Biedenharn and the first bottling of Coca-Cola. The Museum Store offers a wide range of items for Christmas shopping and Santa and Mrs. Claus will be available to for photos.

Plants of Christmas…Tuesday, November 27 Noon & 6pm in the Education Building, Executive Director Ralph Calhoun presents a fun and informative free program on Plants of Christmas. He will discuss the history and symbolism of popular Christmas plants including poinsettias, Christmas cactus and the Christmas tree. Reservations not required.

Images of the Nativity…Tuesday, December 11, Noon & 6pm in the Education Building, Executive Director Ralph Calhoun presents Images of the Nativity, a free program exploring medieval symbolism and understanding of incidents surrounding the birth of Christ as depicted in prayer books called Books of Hours. Reservations not required.

The decorated home, gardens and other museums are open for tours Tuesday-Saturday from 10-5 and will remain decorated throughout December. Regular admission is $6 for Adults, $4 for children under 12.

Call 318-387-5281 or visit www.bmuseum.org for more information.

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Turn on the Holidays: A Bicentennial Celebration

By Brandy Evans What better way to say “Happy 200th Birthday, Louisiana” than ending the Bicentennial year with North and Central Louisiana’s Holiday Trail of Lights?

The cities and regions working cooperatively on Louisiana’s 2012 Holiday Trail of Lights include Alexandria-Pineville, Minden, Monroe-West Monroe, Natchitoches and Shreveport-Bossier. There are events taking place in all five regions during November and December.

The season kicks off with the Natchitoches Christmas Lights Festival, on display through January 6, 2013. Thousands of lights are on daily at dusk, illuminating the downtown district and the Cane River Lake.

The Natchitoches Festival features more than 300,000 lights, including a new 18-foot Louisiana Bicentennial set piece. More than 125 scenes will be displayed along the Cane River. On November 23-24, December 14-16 and December 21-23, “Snow Fest” will feature Frosty’s Avalanche Slide where visitors can tube down 110 feet of winter fun. The annual Christmas Festival will take place Sat., December. 1 downtown with food and craft vendors, shopping, live entertainment, two parades, fireworks, and a laser light show.

Visitors to Shreveport-Bossier may notice some new bright lights leading them to holiday happenings along the trail this year.

Two new 18-foot LED set pieces will point travelers to Holiday Trails of Lights events in the two cities. One will be placed at the Greenwood Welcome Center, the other at the Louisiana Boardwalk. All other cities on the trail will display the same signs for their HTOL events.

Christmas in Roseland, at the Gardens of the American Rose Center, will be open Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays from Nov. 23 through December. 23. This signature event is

weekend of parades, shopping and marked by more than one million lights and entertainment. The Pineville Christmas Parade Christmas community cards made by area will be held Friday, December. 7. The students. Other holiday events and Alexandria Museum’s Second Saturday Market performances include Christmas in Plain will take place on Saturday, December. 8.

Dealing Festival, Nov. 24; the Country Monroe-West Monroe opens their festivities Christmas Festival in Vivian and the with a Lighting Ceremony and Little Miss Christmas on Caddo Fireworks Festival, Christmas on the River Pageant on Saturday, Nov. December. 1 in Oil City. Or enjoy the 24 with Saturday, December. 1 as Festival whimsical Benton’s Christmas Festival and Weekend. Festival Parade at the Benton Weekend features the Christmas on the Bah Humbug 5K Square, December. 8.

Run, Bawcomville New this year, is a Redneck Parade, Candlelight Christmas Ouachita Tours, 6 pm-8:30 pm, Independent Bank December. 6, 7 and Christmas Parade December. 13, 14. and Fireworks Minden’s historic Extravaganza, live downtown, still music and more. boasting its 1917 brick December 6-8 streets, will offer weekend in Monroelocally-owned specialty West Monroe shopping for Christmas continues Holiday during “Wrap It Up Fun with a chili Downtown” on cook-off, pet Tuesday, December. 4.

Fireworks over Cane River Lake pawrade, downtown Visit Santa, shop, tour gallery crawl, Symphony performances, and live local museums, art galleries and antique music. December 17, Old-Fashioned Weekend shops. The Lion’s Club Christmas Parade is caps it off with shopping on Antique Alley, that night at 6pm. The Historic Residential antique car and cruise show, river market events, District Candlelight Tour of Homes is ballet performance, and Santa’s Christmas Village December 8.

Alexandria-Pineville will turn on their with ice skating at the NELA Children’s Museum. holiday lights Thursday, November 29 in the Find out more by visiting Alexander Fulton Mini-Park in the Downtown www.HolidayTrailOfLights.com or Cultural Arts District. This will kickoff the www.facebook.com/HolidayTrailOfLights for city’s annual 12 Nights of Christmas. The holiday events. weekend will continue with an Old Fashioned Christmas at Kent Plantation House and the Brandy Evans is the vice president of Rapides Symphony Orchestra’s Holiday communications for the Shreveport-Bossier Concert. Holidays in the Heart in Pineville and Convention and Tourist Bureau and serves on the Holiday Trail of Lights marketing coalition.

Alexandria will be December. 7-9, with a

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IN THE CR SSHAIRS

By Sonny Harrington

A Squirrel With Soul Pull the front legs out and the hide down to The preacher spoke of how the body is here his neck. Then grab the britches in the front only temporarily and after we die our soul goes on. It was a good message, very uplifting area and pull them up to the back legs while keeping your foot on the tail head. It’s easy to and helpful in a time of loss. I was amazed use the scissors to break the leg bones and cut how well my boy sat still and obviously paid the head off. It’s also easier to cut from stem attention. I didn’t have to pull any ears or give “the look”. Everybody knows “the look”, to stern through the ribcage and remove the entrails. At this point, we always have to do the one that can splatter you like a bug. the autopsy. Where are his lungs? Wonder if Parents are genetically programmed to this, he was a smoker? Those kidneys do look like and so are spouses, men and women. beans. What’s he been eating? Is that his Anyway, next day me and I V (the fourth) are heart? Liver? What’s that? A gallbladder? And squirrel hunting. We heard one barking and I of course, the sexual organs… Well, the kid’s spied him way in top of an oak tree in a fork. got to learn sometime. Unusual things Well, you know how to do about a squirrel that you may not know this. One guy goes around are 1) mama squirrels don’t cut the to the other side and turns young male squirrels. You will see some him so you can get a good males that don’t appear to have ‘the shot. It took a few minutes boys’ or all the equipment. What but he finally got him happened is they did not descend. turned for me and I They’re in there, just really small, and connected with a they’re not going to reproduce with head shot. I like .22 them; 2) when a male breeds a female, headshot squirrels he plugs her with a waxy substance so for eating because a other males cannot breed her, thus shotgun is just ensuring his genetics to be carried on. nasty when it comes Note this the next time you clean a to cleaning male and see that pouch just below the squirrels. tail. If you cut into this, it will look like GE Now it’s cleaning time. I like to use a Super-seal, I promise. There are also some really sharp knife and a pair of poultry or game sheers, prep the area where the tail joins musk glands under the front legs and in the joint of the back legs, if you’re a picky eater. I the body above the anus (that means pluck got all this information off a bubble gum the hair with your thumb and knife blade), wrapper, for what it’s worth. cut into the tail and break the bone but don’t So anyway, I skinned this squirrel out slice the tail off. Skin down the back and over and just cut the front legs off, carefully cutting the back hams and around towards the belly. that tuft of hair on each wrist of the squirrel Once you do this right, you can put your foot and offing his head when I V says, “You think on it and pull the back legs. The front hair he’s dead?” My first thought is, I’m raising an should come off Thanks for recommending imbecile. I smartly retorted, “Well, if I cut down to the head.

LOUISIANA NAME PLACES (Nov your legs and head off, do you 2012). I ordered this book right after I think you’d live?” And without read your review in LRT and haven’t hesitations, he replied, “Yes, put it down since. At first I started because I have a soul, dad, and I 1. Waterproof will live forever.” I was shocked, reading just about the towns I was 2. Arlington speechless, and elated. He just interested in but then decided to just 3. The Mexican boll went from 0 to 60. He was paying weevil start at the front of the book… I never 4.

Oil attention at the funeral and there is would have considering buying this book if you had not 5. Union Parish a God. recommended it... Good job.

– Loretta E., DeRidder 6. Draft dodgers Sonny Harrington is a in the Civil Louisiana is so fortunate to have a Renaissance Festival, especially one Hunter Safety War Instructor. He is also an this fantastic! I never miss it.

– Sandy P., Alexandria 7. Four NRA (National Rifle 8. Each step has the name of Association) Rifle & I love to cook so I always read Stacy’s recipes first when my LRT Pistol Instructor and each state and the date they arrives. Now I look for the new column, SWEET TRAVELS by Donna has hunted from were admitted to the Union Alaska to Mexico.

McManus, too… I get great recipes, tips, and learn something new 9. The Red River 10.

35 times as much such as serving Syllabub like the original pilgrims did at Thanksgiving.

– Billie M., Jonesboro

Years ago I was told never to discuss politics or religion.

You know, more wars have been fought over the centuries and deaths come about because of religion.

Simply, if you don’t believe in what I believe, I’ll kill you. That’s why we’re here in the good ole USA and that’s why I write whatever I want (pretty much) and you can, too. I like to joke with the Baptists and say things like, “For every four Baptists, you’ll always find a fifth.” Catholics are “mackerel snappers”, or I look at my buddy curiously when he says what religion he is and I say, “Do ya’ll handle snakes?” Could even say “Honk if you’re Amish” or ask what goes clippity clop bang, clippity clop bang, which is an Amish drive by shooting. But it’s always all in fun. Get yourself a good editor first. I write about outdoors and hunting so you probably weren’t expecting religion out of me but here’s a story about a squirrel with a little religion.

Maybe you’ve heard the old Ray Stevens song, “The squirrel that went to church”, it’s a good one. It took place in Pasquagola, MS. Seems like these boys snuck a squirrel into church and he climbed up someone’s britches legs, and well, you can see how they got religion.

Let me go back to another subject. I recently took my 10 year old son to a memorial service of a long-time family friend.

“Well, if I cut your legs and head off, do you think you’d live?”

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Calendar of Events

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Ozone Camellia Festival Slidel – (985) 641-0730

A Rural Life Christmas Baton Rouge – (225) 765-2437

Miracle on Washington Street DeRidder – (337) 463-5534

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Bonfire & Gumbo Cookoff Jennings – (337) 821-5532 Bonfire on the Levee – Oak Alley Vacherie – (800) 44ALLEY

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Pioneer Christmas Celebration Franklinton – (985) 839-5228 Christmas Extravaganza Covington – (985) 796-5853

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Christmas Tree Farm Festival Grant – (800) 987-NOEL

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Christmas New Orleans Style (504) 522-5711

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Fire and Water Celebration Arnaudville – (337) 754-5316

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Fete Hiver – Winter Celebration Natchitoches – (888) 677-7853

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A Bayou Christmas LaRose – (985) 693-7355

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Candlelight Christmas Tours White Castle – (225) 545-2730

Madewood Christmas Heritage Napoleonville – (985) 369-7151

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Christmas Celebration & Gumbo Cookoff Morganza – (225) 694-3655

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Cottonport Christmas on the Bayou Festival Cottonport – (318) 876-3417

Festival of the Bonfires Gramercy-Lutcher – (800) 367-7852

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St. Lucy Festival of Lights St Martinville – (337) 394-6021

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Christmas in the Country St. Francisville – (225) 635-4224

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Creole Christmas Bonfire Magnolia Mound Plantation Baton Rouge – (225) 343-4955

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The End of a Horse Thief and His Accomplice

By Lora Peppers Northeast Louisiana during the 1800’s has struck me as being like the Wild West. Lynching was common. So was dueling. Prostitution was grudgingly ignored. Newspapers applauded citizens taking matters into their own hands and very few were prosecuted for doing so. This article appeared in the Ouachita Telegraph, March 22, 1866, Page 2, Column 6. One man jailed on horse theft made his escape with another horse thief in Caldwell Parish. The end result was that both were shot. Pay close attention to the line in one of the paragraphs: “… the only way to put a stop to their audacious and hellish deeds, is to deal with them in a summary manner.”

Horse-Theft and its Results.

The good people of Caldwell and Catahoula parishes have long been annoyed and imposed upon by gangs of thieves and desperadoes, who emboldened by their success and frequent escapes have pursued their infamous calling with a high hand. Retribution it would appear from the following statement furnished by a citizen of the former parish, has at last overtaken a couple of

these characters. Other persons concur in the account here given by a gentleman who writes from Columbia: On the first of February, ult., there was a horse stolen from Dr. J.N. Dial, of this Parish, and after a month's pursuit by the Doctor, the thief, Charles Thompson, and horse were both apprehended near Alexandria.

The thief was brought back and lodged in jail at this place; owing to a defect in the jail he had to be guarded, and on the night of Monday, the 12th ult., he made his escape.

The next day after Thompson made his escape, a co-partner in crime, H.D. Jewett, came here with money for the prisoner. Finding out that Thompson had made his escape, he, Jewett, crossed the river immediately at this place and deliberately mounted Dr. S.B. Fluitt's horse which was hitched at the ferry, and put off in a gallop. He was pursued and apprehended in company with Thompson. The party that pursued them put an end to their crimes and wicked deeds-they were both shot in attempting to escape. On the person of Jewett was found false whiskers and two wigs of different color and style-one that of a negro.

There is a regular systematic clan of them, and it behooves the people to break it up, and in the absence of jails, &c., the only way to put a stop to their audacious and hellish

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deeds, is to deal with them in a summary manner. They have been stealing, jayhawking, and robbing in this Parish and surrounding country for some time.

We learn, in addition, that these men were unknown about Columbia, though they were believed to have been Missouri soldeirs [sic], and a part of the gang who, some six weeks ago, robbed Rev. L.S. Markham, of Caldwell, of money and other valuables to the amount of $3,000, besides many important papers, none of which have as yet been heard from. Jewett had gone on a boat from this place to Columbia, and as the evidences of a thorough thieving organization were found on the persons of himself and confederate, such as disguises, memoranda in cipher, a compass, etc., he had doubtless been on a visit to associates in crime, wherever they may have been.

Lora Peppers, a Monroe native, grew up in Bastrop and graduated from ULM. Her love of history dates back to childhood when one of her favorite activities was visiting local cemeteries to examine headstones. She also loves to travel, the Great Smoky Mountains National Park being her favorite place on Earth. Her job as a genealogist and historian has given her the opportunity to lead many lectures and author several books.

She can be reached by e-mail at loradpeppers@hotmail.com.

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GOING NATIVE

By Larry Brock

Rejoice and Be Glad In It! Get outside every day, miracles are waiting everywhere.

Autumn has been a time of transition, from growth to maturity.

The promise of spring and summer’s blossom matured into fall’s fruit.

Like crabapples and persimmon. Bright red berries of dogwoods and hollies are now on display. Nandina and pyracantha, too. Puffy winds scatter fluffy seeds from goldenrods, mistflower, sedges, cattails and groundsel bushes. Pods hang from redbuds, catalpas and golden rain trees. The ground beneath oaks and pecans is littered with nuts. Don’t retire your

garden yet. Leave this natural abundance to feed wildlife during the dormant months ahead.

Trees dazzle. November’s trees swapped faded summer foliages for striking fall fineries.

Creepers, dogwoods, sumacs and pears sported red. Ginkos, poplars, maples and catalpas wore yellow. A few like sweetgum and sassafras were stunning in rich shades of red, yellow, purple and orange. Then in swirling abandon, they began shedding their gaudy autumn apparel. Gather fallen leaves for mulch or compost them for use in the garden.

Seasons overlap. Before river birch trees could finish shedding this year’s leaves, next year’s catkins had already appeared. As poplar seed spiraled to the ground from crumbling cones, the green buds of new

A Hollow Eden

By Dixie Taylor Hall

Ever stop to think how much the Garden of Eden seems to be not far from our thoughts?

Without even realizing it, I have been on a quest all my life to recreate the best “Garden of Eden” possible.

I love flowers more than food, and tried to plant all the foliage I could beg, buy, borrow or steal. Over the years and under duress, I have acquired multiple groupings of dogs, cats, porcupines, fish, guinea pigs, snakes, and various other dependent creatures for my “lonely” six children. I bought a total of four houses over the years and surprise – none of them were what I wanted, exactly, yet someone from a third world country would say they were HGTV dream houses by their standards. In the bayou house I changed the color on the walls to passion apple, slate blue, and “stayed only two nights on the wall” teal green.

I remember at 14 I had waited and waited to get my own radio alarm clock. I had painted my room walls sunflower yellow and my mom had bought orange, green and yellow floral curtains that had the same warning as staring into the sun for more than 11 seconds. I knew that my “Garden of Eden” would be totally, completely cool with a neon yellow or orange radio alarm clock shaped like a banana or something crazy. The “big day” came and I got a radio alarm clock and a flannel night cap like Laura on “Little House on the Prairie” (boo). This brown, square, “lost in space” style alarm clock weighed like the Titanic anchor and was extremely dull. It did not fit Eden. I had to use it.

I had committed to never again ask my parents to wake me up for school. “I was WOMAN.” It only took a small item to be wacked out and my paradise was ruined. Since I was so OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder...look it up) I had to get it color coordinated. I compromised dull clock with an orange chair and yellow dresser, Voila!

As years passed, my own children tried to build their own paradise. I finally got “Garden of Eden” burnout. It was hollow.

Every year, in a panic attack in Old Navy or Pier One, I pondered… “Would they wear this?” “Is this dorky?” “They don’t need it but I have to get them a lime green pillow or a car mat rug or we all will be miserable for the distant future.”

I remember a bad gift I got one year, an electric foot soak machine from my husband.

FOOT SOAK MACHINE, OMG! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? You can see how a pregnant wife can get the wrong idea about a foot soak machine not being part of the glassy sea in her Eden. That is not what led to the divorce in ‘our’ Eden but it was a ripple in our glass sea. Foot soak machines for a 30 something year old pregnant (key bit of info) tennis enthusiast who wanted to be a diva tonight...nada. It clamped the bedroom door shut for a few hours. Now that I am not pregnant and my brain cells have returned, I would love to have that machine (I was stupid.)

Back to hollow. I kid you not...I started trying to think outside the box. Surely God in heaven did not invent this scenario where I lose my mind every year trying to please people.

Then it just hit me one day when I was freaking out to God, “Did you want or require any of this?” So now as I have started really asking God in a normal voice what He wants, He reminded me why the original Eden was not hollow and joyless. For one thing, Adam and Eve did not have to shop at Old Navy. When they said, “I just feel NAAAA-KED” or “I don’t have anything to wear”, they spoke truth. And for another thing, God was walking in Eden with them, talking to them and they were listening, at least before they took in the pet snake. I don’t want another year to pass and me have a hollow Eden. I won’t be NAAAA-KED this year but I will be doing more walking, talking and listening to the ONE who made me!

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leaves had already formed. And those flowering dogwoods! Among summer’s remaining leaves, fall berries were hobnobbing with buds of next spring’s blooms. Three seasons in a single glance!

And out in the meadow, spring wildflowers are already sprouting.

Birds migrate. In October, summer’s last hummers and buntings winged away south in search of warmer climes while winter migrants bustled in from northern parts – finches, juncos, kinglets and warblers. Geese, too. Year-round favorites include cardinals, thrashers, mockers and doves; robins, blackbirds, jays and chickadees. And wrens. How delightful winter’s little king! Tiny wren that bobs and sings, cocky tail and brownish wings; perky wren that fortune brings, playing hopscotch on my swing.

Seasonal changes in the flower bed are obvious. The daffodils and iris of spring give way to the ornamental mums, pansies, snapdragons and dianthus of fall. Even with the mild October frosts, summer blooms still highlight the mid-November garden – bleeding hearts, cannas, cosmos, lantanas, sages and salvias. Plus the native asters, narrow-leaved sunflowers and mistflowers that nature strews with such careless grace. Sasanquas are blooming, camellia have budded. Dutch clover and dandelion blossom underfoot. Winter, spring, summer and fall – flowering plants bind them all. Hungry fritillaries and sulphurs dine on remaining nectar; bees and skippers too.

Come December, it’s the end of another cycle in the annual rhythm of sun and season.

On Summers Solstice (June 20th), the noonday sun reached its zenith, passing almost directly overhead. Since then, the sun has slanted ever lower in its daily path across the sky. Daylight hours have waned while nights have grown progressively longer. On Winters Solstice (December 21st), the sun will reach its lowest elevation and the longest night of the year.

Looking for assurances that spring would return, primitive farming cultures built megalithic structures to track the movement of the sun. On the solstice, communities gathered to confirm that the ebbing winter sun had indeed reversed course. In their darkest hour, hope was reborn.

At Christmas, as we gather with family and friends, let us remember the reason for the hope that is in us. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.

(Luke 2:11) Rejoice and be glad in it!

Another year is closing, another year of sharing with readers the interactive world of mostly native plants and animals. The aim of Going Native has been to invite Road Trippers to “see” the natural world we live in, to spark an interest in exploring and enjoying nature. Going Native leaves the planting and pruning “howto’s” to the experts. Mine is simply the beauty, the harmony, the wonder of it all. Have a Blessed Christmas and a Happy New Year!

A life-long resident of Lake Providence, Larry Brock was inspired by his grandfather’s passion for gardening and his own desire to recover the horticultural uniqueness of this region. Larry is drawn to the relationships between plants, birds, insects and soil and can be found puttering outdoors in his yard most any time, weather permitting.

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Eccentricity, Foolishness, or Source of Lasting Monuments?

San Jose's Crazy and Wonderful Winchester House

By Lee Estes, FPSA Sarah Pardee grew up in New Haven, CT during the middle of the 19th century, a privileged daughter of a carriage manufacturer. She enjoyed all the advantages of a cultured upbringing and eventually married William Wirt Winchester, son of Oliver Winchester, Lt. Governor of Connecticut and manufacturer of the famous Winchester Repeating Rifle.

This marriage began happily, but four years later tragedy struck when their infant daughter died from a rare childhood disease. This event caused Sarah to go into a deep depression affecting her for the rest of her life. Fifteen years later her husband died from tuberculosis further aggravating Sarah's depression.

However, she was left with a fortune of twenty million dollars, an impressive sum in the 1880's, plus almost half of Winchester Arms Co. providing an income of almost $1,000 per day.

As the story goes, Sarah, in her grief stricken condition, resorted to consulting with a Boston Medium or spiritual advisor. This relationship resulted in Mrs. Winchester being convinced her fortune was haunted by the spirits of Native Americans and others who had been killed by shots from Winchester rifles. The medium advised Sarah to move west and build a home to appease the evil spirits. From a practical standpoint, a change of scenery and an all consuming hobby may have been just what Sarah needed. Anyway, she departed Connecticut and travelled to California and found a spot in the Santa Clara Valley where she began construction on a house where

ongoing work and modification would continue until her death in 1922.

This house, which is open to visitors today, reached seven stories in height and spread across six acres, contained 160 rooms, 2000 doors, 10,000 windows, 47 staircases, 47 fireplaces, 13 bathrooms, and 6 kitchens.

Features include doors and staircases to "nowhere" and exits from upper floors which might open to the outside well above ground where an unsuspecting visitor might step out and fall. It is said that Mrs. Winchester in her efforts to avoid the spirits of the departed never slept in the same room on consecutive nights. She was noted for her generosity, paying workmen well over the going rate for labor and inviting children from the neighborhood for parties and ice cream.

Many stories have evolved concerning this strange woman who always wore a veil to hide her face. But the Winchester House stands in San Jose, California as a lasting monument to her lifelong determination to build such an edifice.

After her death the furnishings were auctioned off and it took several trucks and more than a month to take it all away. Separating truth and fiction concerning Sarah Winchester is difficult.

Even her employees who lived long after

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her death were reluctant to talk about their boss.

The common name for where the Winchester house is located is now "Silicon Valley" where many more recent fortunes have been made. It is also a wonderful place to visit on a "Road Trip" out of San Francisco, Oakland, or Long Beach. There are other fascinating places to visit in the area, Monterey, with its wonderful Pacific coast, and all around the Bay Area.

Lee Estes, a Kentucky native, migrated to Louisiana in 1956 with his wife, Lottie. He worked in aviation then with A&LM Railway. He began making photographs in Europe after WWII and ranked among the leading monochrome exhibition photographers in the U.S. during the 80’s. His extensive travels included leading tours across the globe. Lee has authored three photo/documentary books and is currently involved with the documentation of The Dixie Overland Highway (US80) in Louisiana, funded by a grant from the Louisiana Endowment for the Humanities.

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MY FAVORITE FISHING HOLE

By Toledo Bend Pro Angler, Joe Joslin

Christmas Gift Ideas For Anglers Hello, Anglers! I will mention three of them as there are 10 in thought I would pass the baitcast series and 4 Revos in the spinning reel series. The first is the Revo S which is on some new fishing redesigned from last year and weighs 7.62 ozs, product info as which is 1.09 ozs less than Christmas is the earlier, already light again in the weight model. Retailing at wings and it’s time to start thinking $129.95, it also has a new very seriously about selecting gifts for pearl color and is very those fishing addicts in our lives. Most smooth casting with line serious anglers love to stay on top of capacity of 145 yds with 12 the latest technology in every aspect of lb test. Another is the Revo fishing but especially when it comes to STX which is their best seller. fishing reels. This is a very important It was also recently factor when putting together the tools Abu Garcia's Flagship upgraded from the original necessary to consistently make a dent in Revo MGX weight of 8.90 ozs to 6.46 ozs. the fishing population. One of the top That’s an amazing decemberrease of 2.44 ozs. brands of reels on the market for the past 40in weight. I have both reels, the original as 50 years is Abu Garcia. I have been using well as the upgrade, and the these reels for 30 plus years and the many difference is very significant choices and quality workmanship for Abu when you have a long day of Garcia products have never been better than fishing. today. There are other quality reels out there The new STX holds the as well but I am the most familiar with Abu same amount of line as the Garcia. older model at 145 yds of 12 lb Many anglers, especially experienced test and the price is unchanged anglers, are difficult to ‘gift’. The Revo Series at $199.95. The final reel is the of reels is currently one of the best selling flagship of the Revo Series, the and highest rated fishing reels available. I

MGX which is every freshwater angler’s dream reel weighing only 5.4 ozs. One of the most technical reels ever designed, the MGX line capacity is 115 yds of 12 lb test. The reel is very smooth, quiet, super strong and light as a feather. It will spoil you but it is not cheap at $349.95.

OTHER GIFT IDEAS: Our guide service offers gift certificates for Christmas and all special events for guide trips on Toledo and Sam Rayburn. These are for one or two anglers and can be redeemed anytime during a 12 month time period.

Joe Joslin is a syndicated outdoor columnist, tournament angler and pro guide on Toledo and Sam Rayburn. Contact him at 337-463-3848, joejoslinoutdoors@yahoo.com, or www.joejoslinoutdoors.com.

Take a Drive Around Cross Lake in Shreveport Cross Lake is an 8,575-acre manmade lake built in 1926 that is around 13.4 square miles. The lake is the primary water source for the city and is also used for many recreational activities such as boating, fishing and hunting.

North Lakeshore Drive is a great little road to drive. From old country cottages that have been there a long time to fancy new lakeshore homes, it offers an eclectic assortment of residential property to view through the window. Locals have picked their favorite water sports and views of the cypress trees in Cross Lake are easy to spot.

Close to Blanchard, it's hard to miss Tom Bueche's rustic cabin that he built himself and decorates with old tools used long ago.

Stop by Brady Farms and you might end up with some farm-fresh eggs to take home.

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ALL THINGS SOUTHERN

By Shellie Tomlinson

"Is Santa Using Rough Language?"

Hello folks… I've got Christmas cookies on the sideboard and apple cider on the stove. Make yourselves at home, and let’s chat. ~smile~ Paulette just emailed me the most amusing article of this new Christmas season, or the saddest. I can’t decemberide.

Here’s the latest from Down Under, mates, and I’m not even using my southern storyteller’s license. The world’s gone so straight running crazy it’s not necessary.

All Things Southern “Bringing you the charm and heritage of the South…” ph 318-559-0319 • cell 319-282-2508 tomtom@allthingssouthern.com

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A number of Australian stores have put Santa Claus on notice about his rough language. This year, old St. Nick won’t be allowed to say, “Ho, ho, ho!” because “ho” can be construed as a slang term that could offend women shoppers. Paulette said, “Well, if the shoe fits, wear it honey,” but as always, she misses the point.

I challenge you to find a single female, regardless of her chosen profession, who has ever heard Santa’s famous greeting and thought he was calling her out. You have to look extra hard for this kind of stupid.

The PC cops think Santa should say “Ha, ha, ha” instead of the offensive "ho, ho, ho." I say, if it’s confrontation we’re trying to avoid, we’re jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire. Bubba and the boys tend to feel a bit of pressure at Christmas time as it is. If they happen to run into Santa after a long day traipsing

around those overcrowded malls looking for just the right present for their Sugar Plums only to hear the fat man say, “Ha, ha, ha!” – Well, it won’t be pretty.

I’m not advocating rough language. I was raised to understand there was no excuse for ugly words, not even ignorance. Once, when I was no more than five or six years old, I told Papa I was ready to join the older kids and take my turn hoeing cotton for him. “I’m a good hoe-er,” I said proudly. Papa couldn’t shush me fast enough and I thought Mama was going to faint dead away. They didn’t explain. They simply told me not to repeat that proud announcement again, to anyone, ever. It was years before I figured that out.

Let's give Santa a break, friends. There should still be some things that when kids don’t know, you don’t have to tell ‘em.

Y'all have a big, big time on the porch today and drop me a note if you have a mind.

I love to hear from y'all! ~Hugs, Shellie

by Stacy Thornton

Christmas is here and a new year upon us. It’s amazing how fast this year has flown by. Looking back, I have so much to be thankful for, as we all do.

Thank you for the opportunity to share recipes every month. I hope you all enjoy the blessings of Christmas and wish you good health, happiness, and joy ahead. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Combine mustard, salt, pepper, and tarragon; set aside. Steam green beans covered for 5 minutes or until tender. Keep warm. Melt butter over medium high heat. Add onions and saute for about 3 minutes.

Stir in mustard mixture and toss well. Cook until heated through. Stir in sour cream and remove from heat. Serve immediately.

Southwest Turkey

1 lb red potatoes 3/4 lb baby carrots 10 oz frozen white corn, thawed 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese 1 fresh jalapeno, seeded and chopped

1 1/2 cups lemon juice 1 1/2 cups kosher salt 1 1/2 cups packed light brown sugar 3 oranges cut in half 3 jalapenos minced 4 1/2 tsp chili powder 1 1/2 tsp dried oregano 1 1/2 tbsp vegetable oil

1 1/4 cups orange juice 3 tbsp chopped garlic 1 1/2 cups chopped yellow onion 12 to 14 lb turkey 1/3 cup chopped cilantro 4 1/2 tsp ground cumin 1 1/2 gallons water 1 1/2 tbsp creole seasoning

Thaw turkey and rinse with cold water. Combine first 13 ingredients in a large plastic bag or nonreactive container and mix well. Place turkey in container and soak for 12 to 24 hours. Turn turkey occasionally so that it is coated on all sides. Remove the turkey and pat dry.

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Place turkey breast side up on a roasting pan. Rub turkey with oil and coat with creole seasoning. Roast turkey until golden brown and meat thermometer reads 165 degrees when inserted into the breasts. Cook for about 3 hours, then transfer to a platter and cool 15 minutes. Carve and serve.

Holiday Green Beans 2 1/2 tsp Dijon mustard 1/4 tsp ground black pepper 1 1/2 lbs green beans 3/4 cup sliced green onions

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Cowboy Mashed Potatoes 1 lb yellow potatoes 4 cloves garlic 1/4 cup butter salt and pepper to taste

Peel and cube potatoes. Place potatoes, jalapeno, carrots and garlic in a large pot. Cover with water. Bring to a boil over high heat and cook for 15 to 20 minutes or until potatoes are tender. Drain. Stir in corn and butter. Mash mixture with a potato masher until butter is melted and potatoes have reached desired consistency. Mix in cheese and season with salt and pepper. Serve hot.

Party Cheese Wreath 16 oz cream cheese 8 oz cheddar cheese 1 tsp chopped red bell pepper 1 tbsp finely chopped onion 3 tbsp Worcestershire sauce 1 tbsp lemon juice 1 dash ground red pepper Garnish: chopped fresh parsley and red bell pepper Beat cream cheese and cheddar cheese with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Blend in remaining ingredients. Refrigerate several hours or overnight. Place drinking glass in center of serving platter. Drop rounded tablespoons of cheese mixture around glass, just touching the outer edge of the glass to form a ring. Smooth mixture with spatula. Remove glass. Garnish with chopped fresh parsley, and additional red bell pepper. Serve with crackers and breadsticks.

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