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WHAT’S INSIDE

November 2019 | Volume 31, Issue 11

SCENE: 14 What’s Going On 16 Biz Beat 18 Potshots

SOUNDS: 20 Third Eye Blind 22 Listening Room

REVUE ARTS: 1A Visual arts, classical and jazz music, theater, arts event previews and more. (See the center of this issue)

LOCAL HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE 24 26 27 29 31 33 35 37 39 41 43 45

Introduction Aging Hipster Nutrition Nut Fashionista Folk Fanatic Homeowner Overworked Parent Sports Superfan Influencer Gamer Geek Craft Connoisseur Stocking Stuffers

DINING & DRINKING:

46 Beer: Stout Tasting 50 Dining: Max's South Seas Hideaway

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W E S T M I C H I G A N ’ S E N T E RTA I N M E N T G U I D E

LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

he holidays are a time of many ups and downs. Taking days off? Good. Having less time to do your work? Bad. Enjoying fires, soup and hot coffee? Good. Stepping out into progressively colder weather? Bad. Seeing certain family members? Good. Seeing other family members? Bad.

Getting gifts? Good. Giving gifts? Depends.

That's contingent on who the person is, what their tastes are, and when exactly you start shopping. That’s why we release our Holiday Gift Guide in November: to help you out before you’re in over your head. We take a look at 10 kinds of people we know in our lives — excellently illustrated by local artist Kim Nguyen — and give you gift ideas of all kinds. You'll find local events, restaurants, bars, breweries and much more inside. We also have a small guide for stocking stuffers, just to give you an idea of what’s available at the many amazing little shops around West Michigan. It’s way more fun to browse, buy, and experience gift-shopping in person than just staring at a screen and calculating shipping costs online. Gift-giving doesn’t have to be a chore!

EDITORIAL President/Publisher Kasie Smith Associate Publisher Rich Tupica / rich@revueholding.com Editorial Director Amy L Charles Managing Editor Josh Veal / josh@revuewm.com DESIGN Art Director Courtney Van Hagen Graphic Designer Kaylee Van Tuinen / kaylee@revuewm.com CONTRIBUTING WRITERS Abi Safago Andy Balaskovitz Dana Casadei Eric Mitts Elma Talundzic Jack Raymond John Kissane

Kayla Sosa Kelly Brown Marla R. Miller Megan Sarnacki Michaela Stock Missy Black

Of course, the holidays don’t have to take over the next two months completely. We hosted a stout taste-off with two local beer lovers, interviewed Third Eye Blind, and visited Grand Rapids’ new tiki showstopper, Max’s South Seas Hideaway.

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UPCOMING ISSUES DECEMBER Rearview Mirror & Holiday Guide As the year comes to an end, we’ll examine how the restaurant, drinking and arts scenes have changed in the recent past, while also celebrating the holidays.

JANUARY 50 Things to Do in 2020 Revue’s definitive guide to local happenings in the year ahead. We’ll create a West Michigan bucket list of hidden gems, concerts, restaurants, festivals and more.

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WHAT’S GOING ON THIS MONTH | Compiled by Revue Staff

10/31-11/2 Bassnectar: Day of the Dead Dark Party Van Andel Arena 130 Fulton St W., Grand Rapids Oct. 31-Nov. 2, 7 p.m. vanandelarena.com

For some, the end of October is all about jack-o-lanterns, candy and dress-up. For others, it’s about the celebration of life, death and spiritual journeys. This year, you can celebrate the circle of life with Bassnectar’s Halloween & Day of the Dead Dark Party. Bassnectar is headlining all three nights, with features from varying electronic, house and dubstep artists. Attendees should prepare for a spooky night of visceral and auditory awesomeness, all in the dark.

and Jedi alike. Hosted at DeVos Place, the convention always hosts some amazing special guests, from Marvel Comics’ Editor-in-Chief Jim Shooter to The Walking Dead’s Ross Marquand. A whole world of fandom awaits you.

11/10 Jimmy Eat World: Surviving Tour

The Intersection 133 Grandville Ave SW, Grand Rapids Nov. 10, 8 p.m., $35+ sectionlive.com

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Hey, don’t write off Jimmy Eat World yet! They’re in the middle of the ride. Less than a month after the release of their 10th studio album, Surviving, the band is coming to The Intersection. Grand Rapids is the band’s ninth stop on this special 17-show tour. They’ll be supported throughout the tour by singer-songwriter Pronoun.

Grand Rapids Comic-Con

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DeVos Place 303 Monroe Ave. NW, Grand Rapids Nov. 8-10, $20+ grcomiccon.com It’s time to lay out your favorite cosplay gear and rally the superheroes. ComicCon is coming to Grand Rapids and it’s bound to be full of superheroes, wizards,

Lewis Black: The Joke’s On Us 20 Monroe Live Nov. 10, 6 p.m. 20monroelive.com

We could all use a little catharsis in our lives, and that’s where Lewis Black comes

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in. He’s a master of the “rant” — not so much a mean-spirited cynic as he is a passionate optimist, angry that the world isn’t better than it is. He’s able to perfectly capture the cultural moment, even while yelling and waving his arms around. His new show, The Joke’s On Us, centers on the ridiculous, hard-to-parody political times we find ourselves in.

11/13 Tastes of Holland Holland Civic Center 150 W. 8th St., Holland Nov. 13, 5-9 p.m., $35+ hollandsentinel.com/tastes

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The season of tulips and sunshine may be over, but Holland still has much to offer. The Holland Civic Center is teaming up with the Holland Sentinel to host Tastes of Holland. This event highlights West

Michigan’s top culinary talent as well as local wines and brews. A children’s activity area is also featured and 10% of ticket proceeds will go to Community Action House and Harvest Stand Ministries. The night will not only be tasty, but for a good cause — the best of both worlds.

11/15-17 Christmas Through Lowell

Downtown Lowell Nov. 15-17 christmasthroughlowell.org The 28th-annual Christmas Through Lowell is being held the third weekend of November. Surrounded by Lowell’s historic streets and more than 350 artists and crafters, you’ll feel like you’ve walked out of reality and into a Hallmark movie. This shopping extravaganza is the perfect

place to find the special holiday gift for that extra-special someone.

11/15-18 Air Zoo’s 40th Birthday 6151 Portage Rd., Portage Nov. 15-18 airzoo.org

The Air Zoo in Portage is turning 40 this month, offering the perfect opportunity to celebrate with the whole family. Head there on Saturday for special rides, attractions, flight simulators, and entertainment, all included with 40% off admission! Or head in Monday for Air Zoo Day — the City of Portage even declared it official — and you’ll get in completely for free.

11/17 Blake Elliot, Olivia Mainville & Delilah DeWylde Salt of the Earth 114 E. Main St., Fennville Nov. 17, 6 p.m., $20 saltoftheearthfennville.com

Every Sunday, Salt of the Earth hosts some of the best folk, Americana and roots music around. They tend to put together impressive lineups of West Michigan’s favorite artists, such as this show with three amazing women. If you somehow don’t know, Blake Elliot is a local folk-rock singer-songwriter; Olivia Mainville describes her music as inventive, genre-crossing, vintage folk; and Delilah DeWylde is a rockabilly star rocking a huge upright bass.

11/20 Nick Offerman: All Rise Kalamazoo State Theatre 404 S. Burdick St., Kalamazoo Nov. 20, 6 and 9 p.m., $39.75+ kazoostate.com

We have an important announcement: Ron Swanson is back. Four years since the ending of the beloved NBC sitcom Parks and Recreations, comedian Nick Offerman has continued to be hilarious with his live shows. He’s insightful, clever, and incredibly funny, and he’s coming to Kalamazoo for a night of “deliberate talking and light dance.” The show, titled All Rise, is only here one night but there are two starting times. Don’t miss it.

11/21-23 Grand Rapids International Wine, Beer & Food Festival

DeVos Place Convention Center 303 Monroe Ave. NW, Grand Rapids Nov. 21-23 showspan.com/grw The Grand Rapids International Wine, Beer & Food Festival is being held for its 12th year this November. Grand Rapids might be Beer City USA, but this festival includes more than 1,500 wines, ciders and spirits, along with a variety of beer from around the world. Recently listed

in Forbes as a “best fall wine festival in North America,” this event will have a little something for every palate.

11/23 A Very Merry Market Day

psychotherapy services through the organization. This event gives you the chance to give back to the community and earn your turkey dinner, too.

11/29 Holiday in the Park

Downtown Market 435 Ionia Ave. SW, Grand Rapids Nov. 23, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. downtownmarketgr.com

Dyckman Park 539 Dyckman Ave., South Haven Nov. 29 4-7 p.m. southhaven.org

With just a month until Christmas, it’s shopping crunch time. Luckily, Downtown Market has you covered. At A Very Merry Market Day, more than 45 artisan gift vendors and 20 indoor food vendors will set up shop for the most festive shopping experience of the holidays. Hungry after a day of browsing? Head downstairs to the Market Hall for food and festive fun.

After a successful holiday extravaganza last year, Visit South Haven is again hosting Holiday in the Park. Featuring a Christmas tree lighting, ice skating, holiday treats, and a visit from Santa himself, this family-friendly event is great for kids of all ages. With a Santa Paws Pet Parade downtown, your furry friends might enjoy it, too.

The Diatribe: 2nd Annual Grand Showcase

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Fountain Street Church 24 Fountain St. NE, Grand Rapids Nov. 23, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., $15+ thediatribe.org The Diatribe, a nonprofit organization using the arts to empower young people, is hosting its second-annual Grand Showcase. Last year, the showcase drew more than 700 attendees, making it the largest poetry showcase in West Michigan. This year, nationally renowned poet Rudy Francisco is headlining the show and the rest of the lineup includes tons of amazing local youth and poets from Grand Rapids.

11/28 Turkey Trot 5K Fun Run

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Trans-Siberian Orchestra: Christmas Eve and Other Stories Van Andel Arena 130 Fulton St W., Grand Rapids Dec. 1, 3 p.m., 7:30 p.m., $47+ vanandelarena.com

Progressive rock group Trans-Siberian Orchestra is returning to Grand Rapids for its 2019 winter tour. This year, the group is performing a new take on its popular Christmas Eve and Other Stories show. The performance follows the story of a young girl reuniting with her father from the help of an angel, all on Christmas Eve. Including new sound effects and staging, the band’s classicrock theater story will be told in an all new way. With Christmas right around the corner, this show is the perfect way to get in the holiday spirit. n

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Mulligan’s Hollow 600 Y Dr., Grand Haven Nov. 28, 7:30 a.m., free visitgrandhaven.com Sometimes it’s hard to look past the turkey, mashed potatoes and green bean casserole to see that Thanksgiving is about more than just food. While Thanksgiving is full of deliciousness, it’s really about being thankful for what you have and giving back to the community. This Thanksgiving, Out Side In is hosting its seventh-annual Turkey Trot 5K fun run/walk to support those seeking

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A Roundup of Openings, Closings and Other Local Business News

OPENED Studio Park is now open in downtown Grand Rapids, bringing a full-on multiplex to the city. With it come new locations for Malamiah Juice Bar and Eatery, Funky Buddha Yoga, Pump House Frozen Yogurt Bar, and Leo’s Coney Island. There’s also a brandnew restaurant, One Twenty Three, named after the whole complex’s address at 123 Ionia Ave. SW. The eatery has an upscale meatloaf alongside other New American dishes and comfort food. Also, just so you know, parking is totally free with the purchase of a movie ticket! Grand Rapids has a new yoga studio in the form of Heights Yoga Project. Located on the West Side at 744 Leonard St. NW, the studio describes itself as “a community for unfinished projects,” putting an emphasis on the idea that we are all works in progress and continually growing. The standard drop-in rate is $12. Morning Belle has arrived, replacing what was once Twisted Rooster with a new concept entirely focused on breakfast, brunch and lunch. The new restaurant is full of pastel colors, flowers and colorful meals. The menu ranges from comfort food to healthy options, such as the Harvest Salad with kale, quinoa, sunflower seeds, red endive, mandarin oranges, apples, goat cheese and grain mustard dressing. If you’re looking for a drink, you can also get a light, refreshing cocktail or a spiked cold brew. Third Nature Brewing finally arrived in Rockford with plenty of beer in hand. The brewery at 7733 Childsdale Ave. NE has a deep love for nature, even growing itsown hops to use. The taproom features a big wooden bar with a live edge, and a huge patio that’s home to multiple fire pits. The building itself is situated right in the woods, surrounded by nature.

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Ed Dunneback & Girls Farm Market now has its own drinks, with Pink Barrel Cellars offering beer, wine and hard cider, such as the Dunneback Blonde and Pumpkin Spice Coffee Brown. Head to the farm at 3025 6 Mile Rd., Grand Rapids for some apple picking and a corn maze, then go to the cellars for a nice autumn drink. PIND Indian Cuisine opened in downtown Grand Rapids, yet again giving life to the building that once held G.B. Russo’s and Bagger Dave’s before that. The restaurant at 241 W. Fulton St. offers a huge variety of Indian food, fully on display at the lunch buffet that’s served seven days a week. You’ll find more than 18 items to choose from for $10.95. Or head in for dinner and have a fine-dining experience.

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t's never too early to start gathering gifts. You could avoid long store lines and last-minute stress if you stretch shopping out over November and December. Still, it’s not always easy coming up with that perfect gift for your family member, friend or even co-worker. Sure, you know they like sports, but where can you go locally to get them a special gift no one else would think of? That’s where Revue’s Holiday Gift Guide comes in. We’ve got all

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ILLUSTRATIONS FOR THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE BY KIM NGUYEN.

the best local gifts for all kinds of personalities, from the Influencer to the Overworked Parent. It’s not just stuff you can buy, but experiences and events too — some of which take place in November, because no one hates receiving an early gift. If you’re just looking for some stocking stuffers, we have a guide for those as well! Turns out, you don’t need Amazon to get your holiday shopping done: West Michigan is chock-full of amazing stores and venues.

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Aging Hipster | by Kelly Brown

The Aging Hipster loves to hate the holidays. The chilly weather makes their arthritic hands ache as they type away at their latest op-ed piece. But staying indoors creates the perfect scene for endless cups of coffee while reading a new biography about their favorite late-’80s indie band.

Speaking of coffee, the Aging Hipster could use another one. Don’t ask if that sixth cup of coffee at 7 p.m. keeps them up at night; caffeine doesn’t even affect them at this point. The Aging Hipster fits perfectly with the crowd at the Bitter End — a collection of tortured artists taking advantage of the “Open 24 Hours” policy, perfecting their Master’s thesis on B-movies from the ’90s. Get them a gift card, so they can stay there for all 24 hours.

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The Bitter End Coffee House 752 W. Fulton St., Grand Rapids thebitterendcoffeehouse.com If it’s old, the Aging Hipster will wear it. Even better if it has a funny political slogan from the Reagan era. The newly opened Elevated Antiques in Grand Rapids is a marketplace featuring booths from an assortment of antique vendors, including Love Charles Vintage, which has been selling vintage clothing online through Etsy for years. Their booth in Elevated makes it even easier to score a new pair of high-waisted Levi’s.

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will also appreciate the cheap beers and incredible whiskey selection — the best of both worlds. Stella’s Lounge 53 Commerce Ave. SW, Grand Rapids stellasgr.com Every Tuesday at the Wealthy Theatre, the Meanwhile Movie Series presents B-movies from the ’80s and ’90s, making a perfect holiday date or get-together with a friend who pines for the past. Previous films have included Spaceballs, Jawbreaker and Silence of the Lambs. Check the website for event details. You could even buy the Aging Hipster a Community Media Center membership, which allows them to get tickets at a discounted price and buy alcohol in the theater.

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After almost a decade, the ever-popular Bodies Revealed exhibit returns to the Grand Rapids Public Museum. The exhibit, opening Nov. 16, gives viewers an inside look at the human body — a look both mesmerizing and uncanny. With 10 full body specimens and hundreds of organs, the display tells the story of each system within the body and provides information usually found only in textbooks. The exhibit came to the GRPM for the first time in 2010, and since then has been in high demand for a return. Though it’s the same exhibit, brought by the same company, GRPM Vice President of Marketing and Public Relations Kate Kocienski said visitors should expect some changes. “Experiential Media Group has different versions of the exhibition that travel, so the specimens that will be coming to the Grand Rapids Public Museum this time are completely different than what was here 10 years ago,” Kocienski said. “The exhibit has been updated a little bit, so it will be a new experience.” Although some variance is expected, the exhibit will carry the same tone and provide the same kind of atmosphere for visitors. If past hype surrounding the exhibit is any indicator, the 2019 Bodies Revealed is certain to be a popular, must-see display. “I think people are just really fascinated with our own bodies,” Kocienski said. “The exhibit itself talks a lot about what you can do to make healthier lifestyle choices, and I think that’s appealing. The exhibit shows a combination of healthy and unhealthy specimens, creating a stark juxtaposition. Kocienski notes some of the specimens show the effects of over-

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eating or smoking, while other full-body specimens are in athletic poses to convey everyday motion and health. By looking at these specimens in contrast, visitors could see how certain lifestyle choices can affect their bodies. While the exhibit is interesting to look at, it’s ultimately something to learn from. According to Experiential Media Group, the specimens are able to be transported and studied due to the polymer preservation process they endure. The bodies are completely real and are permanently preserved using liquid silicone rubber. At the end of the polymer process, the specimens come out dry, odorless and free of any toxic chemicals. Thanks to this process, they can be used for educational purposes, such as in Bodies Revealed. Along with the specimens, the museum is working with several groups in the community to promote learning. “We are going to be working with several groups within the community to have volunteers within the exhibition at any given point, and those include Grand Valley’s College of Nursing and other volunteers that are interested in being in the exhibition,” Kocienski said. “There will be people in the exhibition at various points to be able to answer questions.”

With the past popularity and demand for the exhibit — along with the growing West Michigan medical community — GRPM encourages people to purchase tickets in advance. These are timed tickets, meaning one must select a specific time to visit. Be sure to see Bodies Revealed before it’s gone, as the next opportunity may not arise for another 10 years. “It is something that if you aren’t going to medical school or nursing school, and aren't in the medical community, you wouldn’t have exposure to,” Kocienski said. “I really think this is the only place that you can come to see these specimens outside of the medical community.” ■

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Upper left: Rachel Mills performing in The Magic Flute. PHOTO BY JOEL BISSELL. Upper right: Drake Dantzler performing. COURTESY PHOTO.

Opera Overhaul Bringing ‘The Mikado’ into the 21st century

BY JOHN KISSANE

The Mikado debuted in March of 1885 and never really left the stage. Popular at the time, it remains popular now, as beloved for its smart humor as its beautiful music. Originally, it was set in an exoticized Japan, replete with lavish costumes and sets. As of late, productions have minimized or even eliminated Japanese elements, revealing the satire of Victorian Britain that was only ever at best half-hidden. On Nov. 1 and 2, Opera Grand Rapids will stage the show at St. Cecilia Music Center. James Meena, Opera Grand Rapids’ Artistic Director, calls The Mikado one of the best two pieces Gilbert and Sullivan ever created. “With the creativity of Gilbert, that incredible use of language, and with Sullivan’s music, they created a work that survived beyond their own era,” Meena said. Updating the production for contemporary sensibilities required changes not just to the costumes and décor, but to the script as well. Offensive words were removed, and some text was rewritten. “We don’t live in Victorian England,” Meena said. “It speaks well to our society in general that we are thinking about these

things. And we have a responsibility as a locally based regional company to build bridges, not tear them down. If we’re not sensitive to that, then shame on us.” The original choice of setting may have been a cheerful embrace of, or concession to, Western, Victorian-era obsessions with the East; there is no shortage, after all, of Victorian pulp featuring Asian mysticism and exoticism. Additionally, setting the show there allowed Gilbert and Sullivan to poke ruthless fun at British figures without fear of offending them. But times have changed. And, besides, they’re all dead. Still, the intentions of the creators very much guide the production. Drake Dantzler, who plays Nanki-Poo, the son of the titular Mikado (aka Emperor), points out the duo often knew who they were writing a role for and pitched the role to that person’s strengths. Dantzler, who has played this particular role several times, admires the diversity of characters. “Ask five people who their favorite people in the show were, and you’d get five different answers,” he said, adding that he finds the music to be catchy and charming, and the dialogue to be witty, lively, and adaptable. “It has an orchestra and these grand melodies, but it’s almost closer to music theater than to opera.” To prepare for it, he is eating right and exercising regularly. He tries to get enough sleep and he maintains an awareness of how often he speaks — as a professor, it isn’t rarely. He sees an obligation to keep his vocal instrument in good shape.

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Rachel Mills, who plays his love interest, Yum-Yum, agreed. A mother of a 3-yearold son, she arms herself against germs with matcha tea and staying well hydrated. To spare her voice strain, she sometimes sings by breathing through a straw in water, a technique called straw phonation. In her role, Yum-Yum comes across as flighty. That’s by design. “Sometimes, it’s easier to come across as less intelligent than you are,” Mills said. “That’s still relevant today. A lot of women still feel like we have to edit ourselves for other people’s comfort, particularly around men. I think that’s improved, but I still see it, sometimes in myself. Yum-Yum is so charming, so sweet and beautiful. But as she says in her aria, ‘I mean to rule the earth as the sun does the sky.’” “It still resonates,” Dantzler added. “The banter and repartee and the charm of the music — all of those things still resonate.”

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Drake Dantzler. HEADSHOT BY RJ LEWIS PHOTOGRAPHY. Rachel Mills. HEADSHOT BY SIMPLEE PHOTOGRAPHY.

It will be a relatively small production: Between principal artists, chorus, orchestra and technicians, Meena estimates that around 110 people will contribute to the show. A show like Aida, by contrast, requires 250. “One of the reasons the show will work so well is that we’re performing at St. Cecilia Music Center,” Meena said. “There’s fewer than 500 seats. There’s such a level of intimacy and immediacy.” The venue remains something of a hidden gem; Wu Han, a renowned pianist and co-artistic director of the Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center, recently called St. Cecilia “perfect, like a smaller Carnegie Hall.” Mills recommends the show to anyone, whether you’ve had years of experience with opera and musical theater or none whatsoever. The show is an accessible story for all. “It’s going to be hilarious and entertaining and thought-provoking,” Mills said. “Come see it.” ■

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Finding Valjean What it’s like to play the lead of Broadway’s ‘Les Misérables’

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If Nick Cartell could let audiences know anything about the upcoming production of Les Misérables, it’s this: Fully read the details in your program. “Really do yourself a favor if you aren’t familiar with the show: Read that synopsis, so you know what’s going on, you know who the characters are,” said Cartell, who plays Jean Valjean, one of the show’s leads. “This show moves very quickly.” During its nearly three-hour run, Les Misérables — coming to the Wharton Center, Nov. 12 – 17 — begins in 1815, before two time-jumps ending in 1832. Based on Victor Hugo’s novel of the same name, the musical follows Cartell’s character, an escaped convict, over multiple decades as policeman Javert continues to pursue him. Needless to say, many other things happen throughout the show, but you’ll have to see it to find out those details. This version of the national touring production, which began in 2017, will look similar to those who saw the 2014 Broadway revival. Cartell said the turntable from the original production is gone, but the touring show now has projections that show artwork done by Hugo and other pieces based on his work. “It really helps to bring our audience in to a time and place. You’re going to feel like you’re going on the actual journey.” The journey of Les Misérables as a musical began when Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schönberg adapted the

1862 novel. The show first premiered in Paris in 1980, before producer Cameron Mackintosh brought an English version to London’s West End, where it would become the longest-running musical there before recently closing. In 1987, the show came to Broadway and won eight Tony Awards, including Best Musical, Best Book, and Best Original Score. While the musical obviously has been a huge success, how does a show set in 19th-century France still connect with audiences — even in 2019? Cartell has some ideas. “At the end of the day, this is a story about people fighting to be heard,” he said. “And there is something about this story — something about these characters that audiences connect with because they see themselves in them. They see a group of people who are begging for a better life.” Like many, Cartell saw himself in the characters after seeing Les Misérables for the first time. Originally, he thought of himself more as the young student, Marius, primarily because Cartell was a student himself when he saw a regional production in Arizona. But when he auditioned for the touring production, he found himself identifying much more with Prisoner 24601, aka Jean Valjean. “That’s the exciting thing about this show: It grows with you,” said Cartell, who has wanted to work in musicals since a middle school field trip to see Cinderella. With growth also comes constant discovery. Cartell is still finding new aspects of the role, which he acquired after five callbacks. He’s also highly aware of the pressure of taking on a role like this, one that’s been played by greats such as Colm Wilkinson,

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Top: Nick Cartell as Jean Valjean. Bottom: Matt Shingledecker as Enjolras. COURTESY PHOTOS

who was in the original London and Broadway casts, and Hugh Jackman, who was in the 2012 film. Not comparing himself to those who have played Jean Valjean before him was essential. Instead, by being in this show, he’s becoming the Jean Valjean for a new generation of viewers. Cartell tries to bring as much of himself to the role as possible and find the inner fight he admires most about the character. He’s also had to find the element of forgiveness that one has for not only others, but for themselves. The cherry on top is getting to share his favorite song, Act II’s “Bring Him Home,” with the audience. While standing on the barricade and singing about the sacrifices his character has made, Cartell thinks about his parents, who did the same for him. Cartell’s dad called him the week of his final callback to tell him his mom didn’t have much longer — she had been battling cancer for the past six years. Cartell said he was going to come home, but both parents told him to stay and see this opportunity through. “They said, ‘This could be a life-changing, career-changing opportunity for you.’ And it truly has been.” For Cartell, though, like all good things

even this role must come to an end. He has plans to leave the tour soon and go back to New York. But when that does happen, he’s now part of the legacy for a musical that is standing the test of time. “It’s truly something that’s exciting and thrilling,” he said. “When you first hear the downbeat of the music right at the top of the show, you get this rush of energy that I’m sure the audience feels too. This rush of, ‘OK, here we go.’ “I think it’s been a life-changing experience for the entire company.” ■

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On Air, Onstage Farmers Alley Theatre brings you into the studio

BY ABI SAFAGO

BEHIND THE MAGIC

If you want to travel back in time, it’s hard to think of a better way than listening to a radio show of a movie set in the 1940s, especially if it’s as iconic a film as It’s a Wonderful Life.

Today, when you go to see shows, you’re always listening to what’s going on in the background: the music, the other characters having conversations, and even the sound of a phone ringing on stage are all significant. They’re fairly easy to produce with modern technology and artists, but that wasn’t always the case. That old-school way of creating sound by hand is what Bremer wants to replicate. “I think the most challenging part of this is that we are really trying to emphasize and stay in the time period,” Bremer said. “I don’t want us to pull out of the time period. We could do it easy and change things, but I don’t want to do that; I want to do it how they would have done it back then.” That means the artists were going to extremes to achieve authentic and natural sounds. “If it’s a car door closing, they actually would have taken a door and put it on a frame so that it would sound realistic and natural. It’s hilarious what they used to do,” Bremer said. “Some of it we will try to re-create and stay as true as we possibly can to that time.” The actors are a huge part of creating those background audio effects as well, even if only with their voices. “You’ll see them moving up to the microphone to speak and then moving away and maybe creating a sound effect or someone singing in the background underneath what’s being played,” Bremer said. “Each actor will be adding onto what others are doing or playing, like saying out loud what a different character is thinking. There’s going to be a lot going on.” Farmers Alley put in a lot of work to make this sound authentic, and Bremer suggests taking a moment to appreciate it. “If you close your eyes, you’ll hear all kinds of sounds you would hear when you watch the movie.”

Although really, at Farmers Alley Theatre, you won’t just be listening to the show but watching it as well. This isn’t your usual musical by any means: Farmers Alley goes old-school with an onstage radio play. Back in the day, radio shows were recorded versions of a play that were later broadcast on the radio. “Of course, there’s been other stage productions and musicals of It’s a Wonderful Life that have graced the stage, but this one is a little different because it is in the old-fashioned 1940s radio genre,” said Director Sandra Bremer. “So you get to see It’s a Wonderful Life, but also you get to see the behind the scenes." In modern shows, you typically see about 20 actors and actresses, all playing separate parts, along with many musicians and sound-effects artists who work behind the curtains to create an entire visual setting for you to get lost in. A radio show, however, typically has only a few actors and a foley artist, who creates and designs the sound effects onstage — that’s it. In Farmers Alley’s production, you’ll see seven performers portraying more than 16 characters. “There’s only six or seven of us on stage, and they play all of the characters and are also the ones who will perform and produce all the sound effects for the show,” Bremer said.

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LOOK FORWARD TO LOOKING BACK If you worry about a stage production somehow “ruining” the classic, have no fear. “This is an iconic film. Some people love this movie but we will handle it with care, to make sure you walk out with the warm feeling you get from watching it,” Bremer said. “It’s always a risk to take something so beloved and re-create it, but we are going to be gentle with it.” Farmers Alley is going all out for this show, with the goal of helping you forget the outside world by traveling back in time to the ’40s, sitting around a radio with the family to listen to a thrilling story. “There’s going to be some harmonies in there, and we’ll have some commercials written in, like ones for hair tonic or other products that were big back in the day,” Bremer said. You’ll also hear old songs and carols from the era this movie was set in, adding an extra dash of holiday flair. Of course, the acting should be incred-

ible too. With each performer having to embody different characters throughout the show, you won't want to look away. Luckily, these actors don’t have to memorize several characters lines and actions — they’ll keep a script with them, so the show runs smoothly. “I call it a ‘show within a show,’ because you get to see these actors play a main character and then turn into another character. It’s really fun to see and be a part of,” Bremer said. ■

IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE: A LIVE RADIO PLAY Farmers Alley Theatre 221 Farmers Alley, Kalamazoo Nov. 22-Dec. 22 farmersalleytheatre.com

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preview There are so many plays and musicals coming this month, good luck deciding on just one! We’ve got multiple holiday plays like Elf the Musical, It’s A Wonderful Life and A Christmas Carol, a returning 10-minute play festival, some opera, a little Shakespeare, and a few incredibly popular musicals. BY DANA CASADEI

ACTORS’ THEATRE, GRAND RAPIDS

160 Fountain St. NE, Grand Rapids actorstheatregrandrapids.org, (616) 234-3946

L.O.T.E. 17: WORLD IN THE BALANCE, Nov. 23, $20

CALVIN THEATRE COMPANY

Trying to adjust to her life out in the real world, she finds herself with a new job as waitress at the Spitfire Grill in this James Valcq and Frank Alley musical, based on the 1996 movie of the same name.

KALAMAZOO CIVIC THEATRE

329 S. Park St., Kalamazoo kazoocivic.com, (269) 343-1313

Philip Huffman as The Grinch and the 2016 Touring Company of Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas! The Musical. COURTESY PHOTO

KAREN MASON SIMPLE BROADWAY, Nov. 1, $50

ELLE: KALAMAZOO, Nov. 7-17

A WRINKLE IN TIME, Nov. 8-18, $16+

THE THREE MUSKETEERS, Nov. 8-16, $10

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DOG STORY THEATRE 7 Jefferson Ave., Grand Rapids dogstorytheater.com, (616) 425-9234

TWELFTH NIGHT, Nov. 8-17, $10+ DEAR MOM, I'M GAY!, Nov. 12, Free This original musical by David Dilsizian tells you exactly what to expect with its title. The story follows a young man coming out to his religious mother, told through a concert of 13 songs throughout the show.

FARMERS ALLEY THEATRE KALAMAZOO 221 Farmers Alley, Kalamazoo farmersalleytheatre.com, (269) 343-2727

CAROLE'S KINGS, Nov. 8-9, $40 IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE: A LIVE RADIO PLAY, Nov. 22-Dec. 22, $39

FESTIVAL PLAYHOUSE, KALAMAZOO COLLEGE 1200 Academy St., Kalamazoo reason.kzoo.edu/theatre, (269) 337-7333

THE SPITFIRE GRILL, Nov. 7-10, $15 Percy Talbott has just been released from jail and finds herself in Gilead, Wisconsin, where people are not super kind to her, to put it lightly.

GILMORE THEATRE/ WMU THEATRE

315 W. Michigan Ave, Kalamazoo qtkalamazoo.com, (269) 929-6781

3201 Burton SE, Grand Rapids calvin.edu/academic/cas/ctc, (616) 526-6282

Presented by the Civic Youth Theatre is Ken Ludwig’s The Three Musketeers. Set in 1625, our story begins with D'Artagnan, who sets off for Paris in search of adventure, as one does. His tomboy sister, Sabine, is sent with him as they go to a convent school in Paris, where she poses as D'Artagnan's young male servant. Together, they end up in opposition to the most dangerous people in Europe in this refreshed version of a classic tale.

Disney film, with music by the Elton John and lyrics by Tim Rice.

QUEER THEATRE KALAMAZOO

1903 W. Michigan Ave., Kalamazoo wmich.edu/theatre, (269) 387-3227

URINETOWN: THE MUSICAL, Through Nov. 3, $23

30 N. Division Ave., Grand Rapids grct.org, (616) 222-6650

GEM OF THE OCEAN, Nov. 15-24, $20 This play set in 1904 begins on the eve of Aunt Esther’s 287th birthday. On that night, fugitive Citizen Barlow comes to the former slave’s home seeking asylum. She ends up sending him on a mythical journey to the City of Bones via the slave ship Gem of the Ocean. This August Wilson play is the ninth work in his 10-play cycle on African American life.

ELF THE MUSICAL, Nov. 22-Dec. 22

GVSU THEATRE

290 Lake Superior Hall gvsu.edu/theatre, (616) 331-2300

ELF THE MUSICAL, Nov. 22-Dec. 8, $25

WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST, Nov. 15-24, $16

MUSKEGON CIVIC THEATRE

HOLLAND CIVIC THEATER

425 W. Western Ave., Muskegon muskegoncivictheatre.org, (231) 722-3852

A CHRISTMAS CAROL, Nov. 15-Dec. 1, $26.50

2200 Auditorium Dr., Kalamazoo millerauditorium.com, (269) 387-2300

50 W. 9th St., Holland hollandcivictheatre.org, (616) 396-2021

DR. SEUSS' HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS! THE MUSICAL, Nov. 15-17, $33+ You’ve seen it as an animated movie and as a live-action movie, and maybe again as a 3D animated movie, but there’s nothing like seeing the Grinch in person. This monstrously fun show brings Whoville to you, with festive music, hilarious all-ages fun and sets heavily inspired by Seuss’ original art.

IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, Nov. 29-Dec.14, $12

NEW VIC THEATRE

134 E. Vine St., Kalamazoo, thenewvictheatre.org, (269) 381-3328

DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE, Through Nov. 2, $25 A CHRISTMAS CAROL, Nov. 22-Dec. 28, $28

OPERA GRAND RAPIDS 1320 E. Fulton St., Grand Rapids operagr.org, (616) 451-2741

THE MIKADO, Nov. 1-2, $57+

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BROADWAY GRAND RAPIDS

122 Lyon St. NW, Grand Rapids broadwaygrandrapids.com, (616) 235-6285

THE LION KING, Nov. 20-Dec. 1, $56+ Join the nearly 100 million people who have seen the Tony Award-winning phenomena with incredible costumes and music. The Lion King is still running on Broadway after its 1997 debut, making it Broadway’s third-longestrunning show. It’s based on the beloved animated

WHARTON CENTER FOR PERFORMING ARTS 750 E. Shaw Ln., East Lansing whartoncenter.com, (517) 353-1982

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HOPE COLLEGE GREAT PERFORMANCE SERIES Jack H. Miller Center for Musical Arts, 221 Columbia Ave., Holland, hope.edu/arts/great-performance-series, (616) 395-7222

NOBUNTU, Nov. 1, $23

There’s a whole lot of classical music coming at you in November, performed by those young, old and in-between. There are also soloists, quartets and even a female a cappella quintet, all the way from Zimbabwe. BY DANA CASADEI

Hailing all the way from Zimbabwe, this female a cappella quintet combines traditional Zimbabwean songs with genres from Afro jazz to gospel. They’ve performed live and on television and radio, throughout Africa, Europe, and the United States. Their name comes from an African concept that values humbleness, love, purpose, unity and family, all from a woman’s perspective.

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KALAMAZOO SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA

359 S. Kalamazoo Mall, Suite 200, Kalamazoo, fontanachamberarts.org, (269) 382-7774

JACK QUARTET WITH COLIN CURRIE, Nov. 22, $30+ Founded in 2005, the JACK Quartet consists of violinists Christopher Otto, Austin Wulliman, and John Pickford Richards, and cellist Jay Campbell. The group has been dubbed the “nation’s most important quartet” by the New York Times and "superheroes of the new music world" by the Boston Globe. They will be joined by Scottish solo percussionist Colin Currie as they play an evening of 20th- and 21st-century composers.

THE GILMORE Wellspring Theater, 359 S. Kalamazoo Mall, Kalamazoo, thegilmore.org, (269) 342-1166

CHARLES RICHARD-HAMELIN, Nov. 10, $25 As part of The Gilmore’s Rising Stars Series, the Canadian pianist will tickle the ivories at his upcoming performance featuring works by three composers and including four Chopin pieces. Charles Richard-Hamelin, who has performed with more than 50 ensembles across North America, Europe, and Asia, was the silver medalist and winner of the Krystian Zimerman Prize at the 2015 International Chopin Piano Competition in Warsaw.

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GRAND RAPIDS SYMPHONY 300 Ottawa NW Ste. 100, Grand Rapids, grsymphony.org, (616) 454-9451

GRAND RAPIDS SYMPHONY YOUTH CHORUS: FALL CONCERT, Nov. 2, $8+ SYMPHONIE FANTASTIQUE WITH ITZHAK PERLMAN, Nov. 7, $36+ BROADWAY SHOWSTOPPERS: WEST SIDE STORY TO WICKED, Nov. 8-10, $18+ Sisters Ann Hampton Callaway and Liz Callaway — both critically acclaimed in their own right — will come together for a night of showstoppers from Broadway’s greatest musicals. The evening’s music ranges from Anything Goes to West Side Story and Wicked. Those who attend will probably recognize the sisters, or at least their voices. Ann wrote and sang the theme to TV’s The Nanny and was Tony-nominated for her performance in Swing! Liz has provided voices for many princesses, including Princess Jasmine in two Disney films and Anastasia. She also starred as Grizabella in Cats and originated the role of Ellen in the Broadway production of Miss Saigon.

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BEETHOVEN: SYMPHONY NO. 3, "EROICA," Nov. 23, $24+ Featuring the KSO’s concertmaster, violinist JunChing Lin, and principal cellist Igor Cetkovic as soloists, the evening’s performance showcases one of Beethoven’s most famous works, Symphony No. 3 in E-flat Major, Op. 55 “Eroica.” The rest of the evening features works by Knussen and Brahms’ "Double" Concerto for Violin and Cello, which is perfect for soloists

MILLER AUDITORIUM 2200 Auditorium Dr., Kalamazoo, millerauditorium.com, (269) 387-2300

THE PIANO GUYS, Nov. 20, $45+ Started in 2011 in a Southern Utah piano shop, the Piano Guys have combined their love for music and film into an incredible act. There’s Jon Schmidt, pianist and songwriter; Steven Sharp Nelson, cellist and songwriter; Paul Anderson, producer and videographer; and Al van der Beek, music producer and songwriter. The

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HOLIDAY DREAMS, Nov. 27, $32+

ST. CECILIA MUSIC CENTER 24 Ransom Ave. NE, Grand Rapids, scmc-online.org, (616) 459-2224

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WEST MICHIGAN SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA 360 W. Western Ave. #200, Muskegon, westmichigansymphony.org, (231) 726-3231

BEETHOVEN & BLUE JEANS, Nov. 8, $25+

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Nutrition Nut | by Kelly Brown

While you’re bingeing away over the holidays, the Nutrition Nut will sit at their end of the table, eating from their pre-cooked, pre-measured, perfectly portioned meals, straight out of their own reusable containers. They might have some good advice, but they also might tell you 10 reasons you shouldn’t use vegetable oil in your cooking anymore. Get them something healthy as a distraction.

The Nutrition Nut is all about trying every new açai bowl, clean juice and kombucha bar in town. Instead of buying them 100 different gift cards, save your money and sign them up for SweatNet instead. Their monthly membership will have them scoring discounts all across West Michigan, from spas to salons, juice bars, fitness studios, and even activewear boutiques.

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SweatNet Membership sweatnetgrandrapids.com Skip the Athleta and Lululemon and support your local womanowned business at To & Fro Activewear in Ada. To & Fro features both men’s and women’s activewear, swimwear and footwear options. Sometimes, it takes a new pair of leggings to level up your gym game.

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To & Fro 452 Ada Dr. SE, Ada tofroshop.com Nothing makes the Nutrition Nut happier than trying new things. Throw on some comfortable clothes, fill a mug with coffee and head over to Terra Firma to try your hand, er, feet at bouldering. First, the Terra Firma crew provides a helpful walkthrough of the gym. Then, once you’re strapped into your shoes and your hands are chalked, all that’s left to do is grab hold of the wall and start climbing — no ropes required. You can get

your nutty friend a monthly membership, which includes the occasional guest pass so you can join in. Climb at Terra Firma 1555 Marshall Ave., Grand Rapids climbterrafirma.com The best kind of food is the food that’s inseason and grown locally — at least that’s what the Nutrition Nut firmly believes. You’ll find them with jute basket in hand, browsing farmers market stalls well into the winter. A blustery day won’t stop them from getting fresh and local produce! Join them and foot the bill for their groceries, or maybe visit alone and put together a big ol’ gift basket for them.

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Holland Farmers Market 150 W. 8th St., Holland Screw happy hour: Fizzy, sweet cocktails equal empty calories! Instead, grab a pint of the bubbly, goodfor-you deliciousness that’s Sacred Springs Kombucha. Their tasting room features 12 taps and functions similar to a brewery. Trade in the extra carbs for healthy cultures that help balance your gut bacteria. Can your beer do that?

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Sacred Springs Kombucha 1059 Wealthy St. SE, Grand Rapids sacredkombucha.com

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Fashionista | by Missy Black

Tax advice? Nah. The best Italian restaurant in town? Nope. You come to the Fashionista for advice on denim, booties and this season’s hot color.

The Fashionista is a tastemaker for sure. She’s the girl to watch and she’s gathering style inspiration everywhere. Hitting up this vintage and artisan marketplace in Grand Rapids is her new favorite thing. She’ll find home décor here and two vintage clothing shops, including Lived and Love Charles Vintage. This is where you can pick up rare pieces that no one else will be wearing.

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Elevated Grand Rapids 1750 Clyde Park Ave. SW, Grand Rapids elevatedgr.com Every Fashionista wants to attend a fun, interactive Do fashion and styling event. This show at Mod Bettie features Michelle Krick Style, a Grand Rapids-based fashion expert. Treat your fashion-loving friend to this event, featuring a holiday looks fashion show, styling techniques — such as how to include lingerie in everyday fashion — a photo booth, and more. Naughty Bettie and Iconoclasp will also be on hand. Michelle Krick Style Show Mod Bettie 1111 Godfrey Ave. SW, Grand Rapids Dec. 4, 6 pm eventbrite.com (search Michelle Krick Style) Our stylish girl often can’t decide — the blue sweater or the yellow? Luckily, when she steps into this shop, she doesn’t have to decide between the energizing tea or proteinpacked shake: You get both for your day. Still, she craves a good choice, and not just in beauty and fashion. But it might be hard to choose from the over-the-top list of flavors including No Bake Cookie, Lemon Pound Cake and Tootsie Roll.

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The Fashionista follows the latest trends religiously. Leopard print is in, but the buzz around town has to do with Irie Kitchen. Everyone’s talking about their organic Caribbean street food — and she’s noticed. She wants to be there in this hot spot at the center of it all, noshing on jerk chicken and plantains, while taking pictures for the ’gram.

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Irie Kitchen 6630 Kalamazoo Ave. SE, Grand Rapids irie.kitchencom, (616) 512-4163 Black is slimming. Black is chic. Wearing black on black See is the Fashionista’s thing lately and you can find a lot of it in the dark images in this exhibit focusing on Medieval Latin Christian philosophy. Black is a mood and she feels it by viewing themes on death and earthly pleasure, from intricate paintings to photography and sculpture. Undying Traditions: Memento Mori Muskegon Museum of Art 296 W. Webster Ave., Muskegon Thru Jan. 5 muskegonartmuseum.org, (231) 720-2570 Having the right soundtrack Listen for getting ready is key to looking good. Whether it’s a first date or a night on the town with friends, your primping soundtrack helps the ensemble along. The Fashionista tends to blast modern folk-rock legends The Lumineers while dressing for the evening. Now that the musicians will be in the area, it’s the perfect gift for the girl who has the band on her Primp Playlist. The Lumineers Van Andel Arena 130 W. Fulton Ave., Grand Rapids Feb. 11, 7 p.m. vanandelarena.com

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Folk Fanatic | by Kelly Brown

The Folk Fanatic loves Americana, folk, roots — just about any music that features an acoustic guitar and songs about the wilderness. They're here to throw on a record, sip some beer, and munch on classic American comfort food.

Here’s a perfect place to stock up on favorite Americana and indie folk albums. The shop is filled wall to wall with used vinyl albums, CDs, cassette tapes and vintage audio gear. You can never add enough music to the Folk Fanatic’s killer collection.

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Corner Record Shop 3562 Chicago Dr. SW, Grandville thecornerrecordshop.com, (616) 531-6578 Pick up a new outfit matching the folksy vibe at Flashback on Leonard. The store houses a large selection of vintage clothes at a great price. You can easily spend hours looking through great finds that’ll have you and the Folk Fanatic feeling your best.

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Flashback on Leonard 1136 Leonard St. NW, Grand Rapids (616) 821-9487 The Folk Fanatic will feel right at home at Craft Beer Cellar. Housed in the historic Klingman Furniture building, the space feels cozy with its exposed brick and warm, inviting atmosphere. With more than 800 craft beer bottle options and a full bar with 20 taps, the Folk Fanatic is sure to find the perfect drink to wet their whistle while having a chat with friends. Or you can just head here to pick up some rare bottles as a gift.

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Craft Beer Cellar 404 Ionia Ave. SW, Grand Rapids craftbeercellargr.com, (616) 350-9170

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The Folk Fanatic doesn’t just want to listen to music; they want to

make it! Pick up a new or used acoustic guitar so they can learn the sounds of their favorite Americana or indie folk musicians. Rainbow Music will help you out every step of the way, from choosing the right guitar to repairs and lessons. Rainbow Music 1148 Leonard St. NW, Grand Rapids rainbowmusic.us, (616) 774-0565 Local musician Mark Lavengood has been called the Prince of Roots, Bluegrass and Americana. His skills on the dobro guitar will have you toe-tapping for the whole evening. Lavengood picked up the instrument in the mid-2000s and has since played on local, regional, national and international levels. Send the Americana lover to his Listening Room show for some intimate inspiration.

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Mark Lavengood The Listening Room at Studio Park 123 Ionia Ave. SW, Grand Rapids Nov. 22, $15 listeningroomgr.com, (616) 900-9500 The Electric Cheetah offers a variety of homestyle American comfort food with a unique twist. As you glance at the menu, you’ll see familiar dishes with an Electric Cheetah flair, like the I’m Not My Brother’s Mac. The plate is more than your classic mac and cheese: It’s a seven-cheese blend with tomatoes, thick-cut bacon, provolone, pickle-brined fried chicken, dill buttermilk dressing and chives. Along with the delicious food, the restaurant is well-known for its extensive craft root beer selection.

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The Electric Cheetah 1015 Wealthy St. SE, Grand Rapids electriccheetah.com, (616) 451-4779

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Homeowner | by Elma Talundzic

The Homeowner is always on the search for what makes a house feel more like home. They know it’s where you’ll spend the majority of your time. It’s important to make it a place worthy of dinners, entertainment and staying in when you cancel plans.

Behind the signature blue door of this antique shop waits a treasure trove of incredible finds for your home. It’s essential to make your space feel uniquely yours — that’s why we call it home — and Bluedoor’s reclaimed furnishings can do just that. Fill every room with furniture that can’t be duplicated. There’s plenty of décor to look through too, like chandeliers, art, frames and old hardware.

Enjoy live music at H.O.M.E. (House of Music & Entertainment) when you need to get out a little. The stage hosts a variety of music, so you’re sure to hear something that makes you glad to leave the house for a time. Live music genres include rock, blues, indie, jazz, folk, country, EDM and more. The casual atmosphere, bourbon bar and vintage décor will make you feel ... at home.

Bluedoor: A Home Collective 946 Fulton St. E., Grand Rapids bluedoorgr.com, (616) 456-7888

H.O.M.E. 20 Monroe Ave. NW, Grand Rapids Thebob.com, (616) 356-2000

If it’s your turn to host Thanksgiving this year, Do or maybe help with dessert, Downtown Market has you covered. Learn how to master two unique pies that’ll have your guests begging you to host the holiday every year. This class has you make a ginger-chai pumpkin pie and a pear-date sesame pie. Don’t worry: You’ll go home with both pies and their recipes.

Along with a massive Drink variety of fun kitchen gadgets and accessories, Art of the Table has all your libation needs. The store boasts more than 300 wine options, more than 200 beers and ciders, and rare spirits. Once you have all your bottles picked out, find all your glass, bar, and cocktail accessories on-site.

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Pie Crust to be Thankful For The Downtown Market 435 Ionia Ave. SW, Grand Rapids Nov. 26-27, $75 downtownmarketgr.com, (616) 805-5308

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Art of the Table 606 Wealthy St. SE, Grand Rapids artofthetable.com, (616) 301-1885

Rebel is the one-stop shop for all your final home décor touches. With cute dishes, green plants, dinner candles and other hip knick-knacks, the shop will make you feel like you’re finding the cherry on top for every room.

Home cooking is hard to beat — and even harder to find outside of home. Hancock serves locally sourced Nashville hot chicken with a whole lot of hospitality. The made-from-scratch sides are the definition of comfort food, including mashed potatoes, mac ‘n’ cheese, jalapeño cheddar cornbread, and much more. Oh, and don’t forget to try the boozy slushies.

Rebel 1555 Wealthy St. SE, Grand Rapids rebelgr.com, (616) 218-9257

Hancock 1157 Wealthy St. SE, Grand Rapids hancockgr.com, (616) 805-4232

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Overworked Parent | by Amy McNeel

There are only so many hours in the day, and the Overworked Parent uses every last one. Feeding the kids, keeping them entertained, trying to put them to bed, going to work, cleaning the house, answering emails — it adds up fast. The ultimate gift for the Overworked Parent is an hour to themselves, when they can completely unload. When you spend your entire life bombarded with multisensory experiences, sometimes you just want to climb into a tank and pretend you don’t exist for an hour. Loaded up with salt, phlōt’s tanks let you float effortlessly in a soundproof environment, free from whatever gives you a headache. The Overworked Parent will leave feeling totally blissed out, having had plenty of time to let their brain dump out all its worries.

Parenting is hard. It’s stressful. Sometimes, it’s all too much. The Overworked Parent needs a community that understands this; luckily, this show is just the ticket. Cat and Nat dive into the truth of motherhood with witty stories that look at all the “stress, guilt, joy, and laundry” of being a mom. The stuff we see on social media hardly shows the reality of parenting — and that can make moms feel lonely, hence Cat and Nat’s fight for #MOMTRUTHS.

phlōt 1555 Wealthy St. SE, Grand Rapids phlotgr.com

#MOMTRUTHS Live Kalamazoo State Theatre 404 S. Burdick St., Kalamazoo Nov. 6, 7 p.m. kazoostate.com

Even with a top-of-the-line home theater, the Overworked Parent has too many distractions to comfortably watch a film there — not to mention the fact having kids severely limits your appropriate viewing options. Hire the babysitter and send your fav workaholic to Sperry’s, where the seats not only recline, they’re heated and they have a massage setting. You could also grab a drink and have food brought right to your seat, making this a phenomenally low-effort escapist experience.

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After spending the day with people under the age of 10, a night with a more mature audience is more than welcome. This intimate, historic bar is a cozy getaway from life's chaos. Take the Overworked Parent out for a night of classy cocktails, beers and whiskeys. While there, you might also want to check out the menu from Rendezvous, for a perfect dinner-drink combo.

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Sperry’s Moviehouse 84 W. 8th St., Holland sperrysmoviehouse.com

Lumber Baron Bar at Amway Grand 187 Monroe Ave. NW., Grand Rapids amwaygrand.com

The Overworked Parent doesn’t have much free time, making it difficult to get away. But sometimes, the best getaways don’t make you go anywhere at all. Treat this parent to some relaxing, local, natural body care goodies. With simple ingredients and a cruelty-free philosophy, Fox Naturals provides products that are sure to make the at-home spa day feel like the real deal, including muscle rub, sugar scrubs, body butter, and more.

Taking care of the kids, going to work, cooking dinner, cleaning dishes; the Overworked Parent sure has a lot on their plate. Take a little off their to-do list by giving them a meal they don’t have to cook or clean up. This high-class restaurant and bar is both relaxing and moody — a real gem of downtown Grand Rapids. It’s the ideal place for the Overworked Parent to unwind.

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Fox Naturals 619 Wealthy St SE. Suite A, Grand Rapids fox-naturals.com

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Sports Superfan | by Amy McNeel

On any given day, the Sports Superfan’s mood can be directly traced back to how well their team did the day before. They’re not just a fan: They’re deeply invested in all things sports, which actually makes your job as a gift-giver quite easy. West Michigan has plenty of places to watch the big games, rep your teams and even play some sports yourself. Between the yelling, cheering, face paint and heartbreak, the Sports Superfan needs to refuel. Help your college football fan eat up all the sports they can with a basket of gooey nachos and a hearty O-Live in Michigan Burger. This joint is relatively new to Monroe Avenue, with a second-floor balcony, a Michigancentric atmosphere and endless screens for watching the big game.

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Big E’s Sports Grill 710 Monroe Ave. NW., Grand Rapids bigessportsgrill.com Nothing goes better Drink with sports than beer. While Big Ten fans in our state are pretty divided, this brewery has two newly released IPAs that give both MSU and U of M fans something to get behind. The new brews — Haze & Blue and Sparti Parti — are now available on tap and in cans. Get your superfan a gift card or a six pack, so they can rep their team to the fullest. Big Lake Brewing 13 W. 7th St., Holland biglakebrewing.com Signed Detroit Lions football? Check! Autographed University of Michigan poster? Easy! Your sport memorabilia needs could all be met at this local shop. With a wide variety of pro and college sports collectables and trading cards, there’s something for every Sports Superfan here. While the shop is filled with Michigan-centric gifts, it also has memorabilia from all around the states.

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Legends Sports & Games 3645 28th St. SE., Grand Rapids legendsfanshop.com

Some Sports Superfans' bodies don’t take to tackling the way they used to. And that’s OK, because now they can throw a football and compete in a competitive game without the threat of getting sacked. Take your fan here for a game of Fowling, a combination of football and bowling, all while drinking a cold one (or two) from Beer City USA.

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Fowling Warehouse 6797 Cascade Rd. SE., Grand Rapids fowlingwarehouse.com Concerts are nice and all — but when Van Andel switches the stage for ice, that’s when the Sports Superfan really shines. A full-season membership will give your fan seats to all 38 regular season games as well as discounts to Detroit Red Wings games, shorter member-only concession lines, and much more. With a plethora of benefits and flexible payment plans, this gift is a must for your die-hard Griffins fan.

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GR Griffins Full Season Membership Van Andel Arena 130 W. Fulton St., Grand Rapids griffinshockey.com All right, Tigers fans: Let’s talk baseball! Your Sports Superfan may not be MLB material, but they are fully serious about their office/church league softball team. Hook them up with practice time at Game On’s top-of-the-line batting cages and pitching tunnels, so they can perfect their game. You could even add in-depth analytics for a few extra bucks, if they really want to go pro.

Game On Indoor Sports 4396 Airwest Dr. SE., Kentwood gameonindoorsports.com

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Influencer | by Josh Veal

“Do it for the ’gram.” That’s the Influencer’s guiding principle. They’re not snobby, but you need to keep the aesthetic in mind when searching for a gift. You’re best off sending them somewhere that will make their followers think, “Oooh, I want to go there.” With that, we can help! If you think a café run out of a truck can’t be photogenic, think again. Shrubs, string lights, hammocks, plants — Outside Coffee is one of the cutest and coolest spots in West Michigan. The thoughtfully curated space right outside Woosah Outfitters is perfect for a surprisingly large menu of picture-perfect coffee, tea, ice cream and toasts. Don’t fear the cold: Outside Coffee’s heated geodomes will keep you warm amidst the wind and snow.

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Outside Coffee 734 Wealthy St. SE, Grand Rapids outsidecoffeeco.com When I first exited the elevator leading to this rooftop lounge, I saw a couch that I immediately had to take a photo on before being seated. The host then said, “That’s probably the most Instagrammed couch in Grand Rapids,” which tells you everything you need to know. Step outside and you have an unbeatable open-air view of the city, with fantastic drinks and snacks to boot. Send the Influencer here with a gift card and they’ll have content for days.

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Haute New Hotel Mertens 35 Oakes St. SW, Grand Rapids newhotelmertens.com Sovengard was designed in a lab by the world’s leading social media engineers to be the top space for photo ops in West Michigan. The biergarten is practically famous in Grand Rapids — but with the winter weather heading in, you should really get the Influencer a reservation for upstairs at HOST. It’s the Scandinavian restaurant’s new seasonal farm-to-table dining experience, featuring a constantly rotating menu of gorgeous food that explodes with color and artistry. #eatlocal

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The Sovengard 443 Bridge St. NW, Grand Rapids sovengard.com

The UICA’s building itself is practically its own form of art, only enhanced by the cutting-edge works inside. Head there now and you'll find On the Scene, a solo exhibition exploring the cultural aesthetic of “club” photography and painted backdrops. Visitors are encouraged to take pictures with a vintage backdrop themselves and then spend some time pondering the value of status and materialism in our lives. It’s a photo op and a learning opportunity in one!

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Larry Cook: On the Scene Urban Institute for Contemporary Arts 2 W. Fulton St., Grand Rapids uica.org Walking into The Plant Parlor is a breath of fresh air, in more ways than one. The shop is absolutely packed with plants of all shapes, sizes and species. All Influencers are required by law to have at least one hanging plant and five succulents, so this is the perfect place to beef up their home backdrop. After they open your floral gift, tell them to head to the shop for an oasis of Kodak moments.

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The Plant Parlor 1059 Wealthy St. SE, Grand Rapids theplantparlor.com The Bachelor is a reality show first and a breeding ground for influencers second. These people make a living off their Instagrams — and your Influencer friend would kill to meet them. Get them a seat at this new live experience, which brings the show’s premise onstage with an eligible hometown Bachelor looking for love among hopeful West Michigan women from the audience. Who knows, the Influencer could even end up onstage!

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Gamer Geek | by Josh Veal

There are all forms of geeks and nerds out there in the world, but the Gamer may be the most common of all, especially thanks to the rise of culture-shifting games like Fortnight and Minecraft. The true Gamer Geek goes deeper, though, playing whatever they can, wherever they go. Still, they might need a little help remembering to socialize — that’s where you come in. As far as breweries go, One Well is the Gamer’s dream. If you pull up and see a window drawing of a wizard riding a unicorn, you know you’re in the right place. It’s a brewery that takes its food and drink seriously, but not much else. One room has a massive collection of board and card games, both casual and advanced. Step into the other room — with delicious drink in-hand, of course — for a wall of pinball and arcade cabinets. Throw in darts and trivia nights and you’ll never run out of games to play.

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One Well Brewing 4213 Portage St., Kalamazoo onewellbrewing.com Anamanaguchi creates Listen some of the greatest videogame-inspired music of all time, not to mention scoring multiple professional games. They create powerful, inspiring music that absolutely rips by combining traditional instruments like guitars and drums with videogame hardware like an NES and Game Boy. It’s pop music filtered through the lens of classic games and nostalgia, perfect for the true Gamer. Anamanaguchi The Pyramid Scheme 68 Commerce Dr. SW, Grand Rapids Nov. 12, 7 p.m., $23.50 pyramidschemebar.com

Reality is lame — who needs it! Every gamer knows the real escape is in virtual reality, especially with the technology we have today. But having your own VR rig is incredibly expensive, which is why you should send the Gamer to a local proprietor for some fully immersive gaming. Nova and Amped both offer dozens of the best titles to choose from, and you can even play the same game with your friends.

Virtual Reality Nova VR 806 S. Westnedge Ave., Kalamazoo novavr.net Amped Reality 2923 28th St. SE, Grand Rapids ampedrealityvr.com In GRBC’s excellent game room, the Gamer will find plenty of retro games to play — but they might even be inspired to branch out to the foosball, darts, ping-pong, basketball game, shuffleboard and more. It’s a social place, perfect for hanging out before or after enjoying a Bacon BBQ Burger. Plus, GRBC hosts Geeks Who Drink every Monday night, for all you trivia masters!

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Arriving on the scene earlier this year, Blue Bridge Games quickly became a mainstay of the community. The shop is welcoming, clean and full of games. No matter who you are, the staff will help you find that perfect gift from their huge selection of games big and small. You can even bring the Gamer here to sit down and play whatever games they have, for just $5 per person.

When you’re a Gamer, there’s really nothing like finally getting your hands on a rare game you’ve been eyeing for years. Despite being a tiny little shop on Leonard Street, Vidiots is overflowing with games you’d be hard-pressed to find anywhere else. Take a snapshot of the Gamers’ vintage collection, then head to Vidiots and ask what they think is missing.

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Craft Connoisseur | by Jack Raymond

To the Craft Connoisseur, sensory experience is more than just physical sensation: It’s a lifestyle. They have the word “bougie” tattooed above their tattoo of French chef Paul Bocuse. Their vintage wine collection is rivaled only by their Fabergé egg collection. Entertaining their palate will cost you — but who ever said the best things in life were cheap? The only thing the Craft Connoisseur loves more than a fine cheese is five fine cheeses snuggled on a board, with some jamón and gherkins to boot. But it only takes one avant-garde bite of bleu cheese plus anchovy to dissuade the Craft Connoisseur from trying things at home. A lesson from the pros at Aperitivo should help. This crash course guides newbies through constructing heavenly platters to satisfy and impress.

While some view the cup of joe as a means for caffeine, the Craft Connoisseur sees things differently. If it’s not shade-grown, traded fairly and rich with complexity, it ain’t up to snuff. This month, Ferris Coffee hosts an event dissecting the flavor profiles of single-origin brands. It gives the Craft Connoisseur a chance to prove their smarts, finally solving the mysteries of tasting notes on the back of coffee bags.

Make Cheese Boards Like a Pro Aperitivo 435 Ionia Ave. SE, Grand Rapids Nov. 14, $66 aperitivogr.com

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Ah yes! The vintage 2013 Ulysses cab sauv from Napa: lush, violet, lilac. The Craft Connoisseur will share if you’ll listen to their pontifications on terroir for an hour. When the bottle runs dry, restock at Leon & Son Wine and Spirits, a wine shop specializing in independent, inspired producers. They keep a cutting-edge selection of forward-thinking styles, filling a natural wine and pét-nat gap the city’s been missing. Here, the Craft Connoisseur could find a wine for every occasion.

Grand Rapids electronic duo Pink Sky makes music best suited for a pair of audiophile headphones. Layers of synth and drum patterns organically emerge and envelop — the auditory equivalent of a five-course tasting menu. The Craft Connoisseur can get down with that. Pink Sky’s new album, Meditations, is tasteful yet alien, with enough bump to get the body shaking. It would make the perfect companion to a dinner party on Pluto.

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Rise Authentic Baking Co. bakes experiments disguised as pastry. By some force of nature, they’ve figured out how to make a doughnut without gluten taste good. This scratches the Craft Connoisseur’s conceptual itch while indulging their sweet tooth. All that could improve the situation is a nice place to sit and cup of java for dunking — oh wait! Rise has both in spades at their location on Fulton Street.

Skip the theater and marvel at the physical display that is a bartender rattling a Boston shaker until he’s blue in the face. Like the alchemy of diamond from coal, there’s beauty in watching liquors transform into something elegant in front of you. Sidebar’s cocktails are art the Craft Connoisseur can admire and consume. Which isn’t even to mention the ambiance: low-lit, cozy, often with some burning herb swinging — the whole thing is a neural assault of pleasure. Drinks and a show.

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Stuff It A guide to small, yet excellent gifts | by Missy Black

The holidays are about big, grand feelings, large light displays and over-the-top food spreads. Why not do something on a small scale to balance it out? We’ve gathered some tiny treasures and a few items that will fit in a stocking — meaning they won’t have to be strapped to the roof of your car.

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Expressive earrings inspired by original paintings from artist Mary-Catheryn will be a major hit. | Copper Corners in Grand Rapids, $49 – $59.

No more cold hands, but lots of beverages, right? The Tired as A Mother Koozie is funny, but it’s also true. | Bailey & James in Ada, $5.

The stylish foodie in your life needs a baguette and camembert cheese pin set for their denim jacket, backpack, or beret. | A.K. Rikk’s in Grand Rapids, $58.

Men, hide bad hair days under these merino wool beanies in assorted colors. | Tenden in Holland, $25.

Treat the man in your life with Stance Butter Blend underwear that’s antimicrobial and silky smooth. | To & Fro Activewear in Ada, $35.

This solid cologne fits perfectly in a man’s pocket and smells a little woody, a little musky, and supremely fantastic. | theninesman.com, $60.

Give vintage and you give the gift of something rare with this mod, colorful, floral ’70s scarf. | Shop Lived in Grand Rapids, $16.

Rings and small things rest stylishly in this ceramic trinket dish. | Blackbird East in East Grand Rapids, $20.

Be proud of where you're from by repping this black unisex Midwest sweatshirt, which could be tightly rolled and stuffed into a stocking. | Frances Jaye in Holland, $48.

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by Josh Veal

BEER

BOLD AND BOOZY Revue’s stout taste-off

hen the autumn winds blow in, there are two ways to warm oneself: from the outside and from within. For the former, we have coats and blankets. For the latter, we have stouts. Maybe more than any other beer style, stouts have the ability to be big, bold, brash and boozy. It’s not unusual to see a stout clock in at 10% ABV or higher, and brewers aren’t afraid to get wild with the adjuncts, either. Coffee, chocolate, vanilla, marshmallow, cream — even hot peppers — are all common. Of course when you swing for the fences, it’s easy to strike out, so Revue decided to put together a blind taste test of 12 stouts on a grey afternoon. With beers this strong, though, we knew we needed help. We decided to recruit the taste buds of two local beer lovers and friends who’ve gathered a following on Instagram for their drinking adventures, Adam Young (westmichigan_beerdguy) and Ryan W.

(bantam_beer_guy). They’re knowledgeable, fun and friendly. Young even brought us the best brew of the day, though it wasn’t local: Fundamental Observation by Anaheim’s Bottle Logic Brewing. He also graced us with a taste of PBR Hard Coffee. No comment. That being said, the team we put together ended up being some pretty harsh graders. At the end, even we looked at the final scores and thought they should be higher. I considered grading on a curve to more accurately represent our experience, but I’m sticking with the numbers out of journalistic integrity — and maybe a dash of laziness. Similarly, the interesting part of a blind taste test is that you end up liking beers you thought you hated, and vice versa. Some of the low performers here, we’ve had and enjoyed plenty of times. So just know: Your mileage may vary. Let’s get to the results.

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Founders Brewing Co., Grand Rapids 12.2% ABV Score: 82

Odd Side Ales, Grand Haven 10% ABV Score: 78.6

Brewery Vivant, Grand Rapids 12.4% ABV Score: 78.3

New Holland Brewing, Holland 11% ABV Score: 77.6

OK. Yes. We agree: This is almost disappointingly obvious. It’s not that we have anything against Founders, but everyone likes an underdog, right? And KBS is definitely not that. Yet we found it to be pretty much the definitive stout. It looks how a stout should look, feels how a stout should feel, and tastes how a stout should taste. It’s boozy with a nice balance of bitter and sweet coming from the coffee and chocolate respectively. As one taster said, “It warms your soul. You wanna put a blanket on and cozy up with it.”

An imperial stout aged in bourbon barrels with chocolate and vanilla added: Mark this one down as biggest surprise of the day — a few tasters even considered it their favorite. It starts out great and gets better as it warms up, but the biggest flavor you’ll notice with every sip is BOOZE. If you’re a fan of bourbon and/ or dark chocolate, this is the winter warmer for you.

Vivant’s bourbon barrel-aged imperial stout stands out from the rest in a great way. It’s not cloyingly boozy, but rather pleasantly woody, with a nice amount of smoky malt flavor as well. It’s well-balanced while being packed full of flavor, and yet a bit sneaky on the ABV. Editor Amy L Charles just told me she went and picked up more of this favorite at the store after our tasting.

Here’s another beer with a reputation as one of the heavy hitters in the stout world. Dragon’s Milk is arguably at the forefront of New Holland’s brand, down to the giant metal dragon in their Grand Rapids location. We noticed some cherry flavors with a touch of booze, but our main observation is just how dangerously drinkable it is. Nothing about the beer is overwhelming — and you wouldn’t know the ABV was that high from the flavor alone. Careful!

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Now here’s a divisive beer. Some of us loved it, some not so much. It was also a bit confusing, as nearly everyone was convinced this was actually a hazelnut beer. In fact, one of our tasters specifically said that she likes this beer because it’s hazelnut (which it’s not) but she never likes peanut butter beers (which this is). Life comes at you fast. That said, some tasters liked the boozy and nutty flavor, while others found it to be unbalanced and overly flavored. You'll have to see for yourself.

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When you’re tasting 12 beers, the drinking order makes a huge difference. Founders’ classic Breakfast Stout may have suffered a bit from being the second beer we had; alas, we had mixed feelings on it. If you’re a black coffee lover, this is the beer for you. It’s all roast, with the same bitterness you’d get from a cup of joe in the aftertaste.

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THE GREAT GETAWAY Max’s South Seas Hideaway is an immersive escapist experience

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n today’s world, perhaps the greatest gift anyone can offer is an escape — from technology, from the stresses of life, from the world at large. On every level, Max’s South Seas Hideaway is that escape. The new tiki bar and restaurant in Grand Rapids is a sort of alternate reality, an immersive experience rivaled — in my travels — only by the bars and eateries in Disneyland. I mean that as the highest compliment: Max’s has an attention to detail you’d typically only get from the Imagineers. Those details are what suck you in. It starts the moment you walk through the door and your eyes begin to adjust to the darkness, looking over hand-carved tikis, with calming luau and exotica music setting the mood. There are no windows and no TVs, so you find yourself lost in time. It’s a “perpetual twilight,” as co-founder Martin Cate told me. “It’s always cocktail hour on the island,” Cate said. You turn the corner and see a 14foot, illuminated tiki waterfall looking over the ground floor. Yes, there are two floors. Head upstairs and you might sit next to a 500-gallon saltwater aquarium — or have a drink at the huge central bar, shaped like a boat. Every nook and cranny is filled with some piece of art that has a story. Co-founder Mark Sellers’ colossal tiki mug collection joins forces with cofounder and artist Gecko’s Polynesian carvings, alongside vintage art from bygone tiki bars all over the world. Nothing in the building is a cheap factory-made replica. The hanging lanterns and bars are all custom-made. Even the platters and bowls are made by an in-house ceramicist. That authenticity elevates the experience beyond the

kitschy gimmick it could be if the owners didn’t care.

DRINKING TIKI

That same level of thoughtfulness extends to the cocktail menu, which comes as no surprise given Cate’s reputation as a rum and tiki cocktail expert. Max’s has more than 150 rums on hand. The cocktail menu boasts an impressive 44 cocktails, all illustrated on the menu by local artist Anthony Carpenter. On one visit with my lovely girlfriend, I dove into Max’s Barrel-ORum: a blend of rums, some lime and pineapple, “and a few secrets.” It’s refreshing, tropical, balanced; a classic tiki experience. Then we absolutely had to split the Boo Loo, a shareable drink served straight out of a fresh pineapple with two giant straws. Like much at Max’s, it’s both head-turning and delicious. Sadly, I couldn't try all 44 cocktails in one visit — my doctor forbade it — but I can guarantee you’ll find at least one drink matchmade for you.

ISLAND EATS

The food is largely unique as well. Chef Joseph Peebles wanted the menu to have a “seaside, island feel,” approaching Pan-Asian cuisine with a New American technique and a touch of gastropub. You’ll find plenty of seafood appetizers and entrees, not to mention the raw bar, as well as burgers, steaks, smoked pork, and much more. The entire back of the menu is vegan, and Peebles noted much of the staff was surprised to learn they loved the vegan dishes even more than the meaty entrees. Many dishes on the menu promise an experience. The Tableside Campfire literally brings a fire to your table, so

you can cook s’mores in your seat. On one visit, I happily ate the entirety of the Seafood Platter, a sharable dish with oysters, ceviche, poisson cru, seared tuna and poke. I do have to say: Much like Disneyland, if there’s one thing that might jerk you back into the real world, it’s the food prices. The cheapest nonvegan entrée is the burger, coming in at $18. That being said, you get what you pay for. I ordered the Polynesian Pork “Wing” for $32 and received a massive portion that I ended up needing to share. If all the dishes are that size, you could easily split an appetizer and an entrée between two people and end up paying no more than any other decent restaurant in the city. Of course, the meal was fantastic, too. You cut into crispy, slightly fatty skin with a tangy mustard glace to find a juicy, tender pork shank, served with a gravy-like sauce I simply couldn’t get enough of — all alongside a refreshing tropical slaw. It was beyond satisfying.

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In the end, even after racking up a decent bill, drinking two cocktails each and eating 'til stuffed, we realized we really did not want to leave. Be warned: Max’s is such an escape that to walk back outside, where the sun is up, the wind is blowing and deadlines are approaching — it’s like leaving the warmth and safety of your bed in the morning. I guess I’ll just have to go back. Personally, I’m now looking forward to winter, when I can escape the ice and snow for a couple hours by escaping into Max’s, traveling in just a few steps from a frigid peninsula to a warm island where the sun is always setting. n

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