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For the week oF December 21, 2017 For the week oF NovemberLIBRA 16, 2017 ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your life in the (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In fairy tales, characters first (March half of 2018 will19): be like a psychological ARIES 21-April “Many people go

boot camp that’s designed beef up your fishing all their lives without to knowing that it is emotional intelligence. another to not fish they are after,”Here’s observed Henryway David visualize your oncoming adventures: They will Thoreau. The spirit of Thoreau’s observation constitute a friendly nudge from the cosmos, is true about every one of us to some extent. pushing youtototime, be energetic ingenious From time we all try and to satisfy our indesires creating thewrong kind oflocation, partnerships you in the with the wrong want rest your long life.But As I’m youhappy go tools,for andthe with theofwrong people. through yourthat interesting testsisand to announce his epigram lessriddles, true forbe on the lookout for glimpses of what your daily you now than it has ever been. In the coming experience be like in five years you months, youcould will have an unusually goodif chance begin now to deepen yourwant, commitment to know exactly what you be in the to right love collaboration. placeand at the right time to get it, and still want it after you get20-May it. And20): it allYou’ll startssoon now.have a TAURUS (April chance(April to glide out into the frontier.that I suggest TAURUS 20-May 20): I predict during you yourmonths, bag of tricks. gifts with the pack next ten you willBring generate personal you, too,and justgood in case you must curry favor power fortune as you ripen yourin the frontiers where the rulesforms are a bit loose. skills at creating interesting of intimacy. How are yourHere improvisational instincts? Get started! are some tips to keepBe in sure in top shape.have Howproblems. willing are Every you to mind.they’re 1. All relationships summon spontaneity and deal withshould unpredictsingle one, no exceptions! So you ability andrelationships try impromptu experiments? I hope cultivate that bring you useful and you’re very willing. This may like a about lot educational problems. 2. Besound very clear thework, qualities do it’ll andbe don’t the core of but Iyou swear in a want good at cause. your most importantasalliances. 3. Were Ifofyou’re well-prepared you wander in the there past events stillsweet obstruct you and from borderlands, you’ll that score secrets weaving the kind of togetherness that’s really magic cookies. Here’s more good news: Your good for you? your imagination to put explorations willUse position you well to take those events behind you forever. advantage of the opportunities that’ll become available throughout 2018. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You may be entertaining an(May internal dialog that sounds something GEMINI 21-June 20): These days, it’s not like this:to “I need a clear yes or a who definitive no . unusual see male celebrities shave . . a tender or aDwayne radical revolution their heads.revelation Bruce Willis, Johnson, . .Seal, . a lesson in love or a cleansing sex marathon Tyrese Gibson and Vin Diesel are -- but I’m not sure Should I descend among them. But inwhich! the 20th century, the or ascend? Plunge deeper down,One all the way to bare-headed style was rare. famous the bottom? Or zip up, By in aage heedless case was actor Yul higher Brynner. 30, flightbegun into the openInspaces? I beas he’d towide go bald. 1951, forWould his role happier in the poignant embrace of an the King of Siam in the Broadway play intense The commitment or in the wild frontier where King and I, he decided to shave off all his none of theFrom old rules me? I can’t decide! hair. thencan on, follow the naked-headed look I don’t know which part as of my became his trademark he mind plied Iashould successtrust!” If you do hear thoughtson in your ful acting career. So those he capitalized what brain,inGemini, here’s myconsidered advice: There’s no many his profession a liability. rush to decide. What’s healthiest for your soul He built his power and success by embracing is to bask in the uncertainty Ifor a while. you an apparent disadvantage. recommend practice your own version of this strategy CANCER (June 21-July 22): According to story- in 2018. coming weeks will be an excellent teller The Michael Meade, ancient Celtic culture time to begin. believed that “a person was born through three(June forces: the coming together of the CANCER 21-July 22): In the Northern mother and father, wish Hemisphere, where an 88 ancestral percent ofspirit’s the world’s to be reborn, and the involvement of a god or population resides, this is a quiescent time for goddess.” Even if you don’t think that’s literally the natural world. Less sunlight is available, and true, the coming weeks will be a favorable time plants’ metabolisms slow down as photosynto have fun fantasizing it is. That’s because thesis diminishes. Deciduous trees lose their you’re in a phase when contemplating your leaves, and even many evergreens approach origins can invigorate your spiritual health and dormancy. And yet in the midst of this stasis, attract good fortune into your life. So start Cancerian, you are beginning to flourish. with the Celtic theory, and go on from there. Gradually at first, but withmay increasing urgency, Which of your ancestors have sought to you’re embarking an unprecedented phase live again throughon you? Which deity might have of growth. I foresee that will beborn? your What Year had a vested interest in 2018 you being of didBlossoming. you come to this earth to accomplish? of your innate potentials you yet to LEOWhich (July 23-Aug. 22): If you’ve hadhave an unfulfilled

fully develop, what can to furtheror curiosity aboutand genealogy oryou yourdoancestors develop them? the riddles of your past, 2018 will be a favorable time to investigate. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):Out-of-touch I predict thatrelatives startingwill today be tothe locate Lost heirlooms, andeasier during nextthan ten usual. months, you will learn too. You may be able to track down and make more about treating yourself kindly and making use of a neglected legacy. Eveninfamily yourself happy than you have years.secrets You will could intoclear view—both the awkward and mostlyleak steer of the mindset that regards the kinds. If you think you have everylife charming as a numbing struggle for mere survival. thing figured out about theuppeople youideas grew up You will regularly dream creative with and the history of where you came from, about how to have more fun while attending to you’re in for surprises. the mundane tasks in your daily rhythm. Here’s the (Aug. question I hope 22): you will askofyourself every VIRGO 23-Sept. Most us regard morning for the next 299 days: “How can love our ring fingers as the least important ofI our myselfWhat wth devotion ingenuity?” digits. are theyand good for? Is there any activity for23-Sept. which they’re useful? Butthe our anVIRGO (Aug. 22): This may be most cestors had a stronger relationship with their miscellaneous horoscope I’ve ever created for fourth fingers. There given was athe folk belief you. That’s apropos, fact thatthat you’re aa special vein connected theartist fourth finger multifaceted quick-change these days. on the left hand directly heart. Here’s your sweet mess to of the oracles. 1. That’s If the why a tradition arose around the wedding triumph you seek isn’t humbling, it’s not the ring worn It may alsoimpulse been rightbeing triumph. 2. there. You may havehave an odd atoreason pharmacists regarded their reclaimwhy or recoup something that you fourth fingers having an aptitude for dishave not in factaslost. 3. Before transmutation cerning useful of herbs. bring this is possible, youblends must pay a debt.I 4. Don’t beup, held captive by your beliefs. 5. If you’re givenfor Virgo, because I think it’s an apt metaphor a choice between profane and sacred love, one of 2018’s important themes: A resource choose you havesacred. underestimated or neglected will be especially redefine LIBRA (Sept. valuable—and 23-Oct. 22): Themay nexteven 10 months will your of what’s truly valuable. be anunderstanding ideal time to revise and revamp your

are often rewarded for their actsmaximum of kindness. approach to education. To take adThey mayofbethe given magicalcreate objectsathat serve vantage potentials, master plan as like cloaks of invisibility or need shoes to protection, get the training and knowledge you’ll that enable them to flee trouble. Or the blessto thrive for years to come. At first, it may be ings they receive may be life-enhancing, likeaena challenge to acknowledge that you have chanted thatcomfort-loving provide a never-ending lot morecauldrons to learn. The part of supply of delicious food or musical instruments your nature may be resistant to contemplating that have work the power summon delightful playthe hard it will to require to expand your mates. I bring up, Libra, because I suspect worldview andthis enhance your skills. But once that similar principle be very in you aget started, you’ll will quickly find active the process your life during 2018. it easier and becoming easier andYou’ll morefind pleasurable. more natural than usual express kindness, SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):to“Everything that can empathy andhas compassion. If you consistently be invented been invented.” - Charles H. capitalize on thisofpredilection, life will readily Duell, Director the U.S. Patent Office, 1899. provide you with the resources youare need. “Heavier-than-air flying machines impos-

sible.” (Oct. - Lord23-Nov. Kelvin, 21): President, Society, SCORPIO Like all Royal of us, you go

1895. “Allmediocre the music that can be you’re writtennot has through phases when already been written. We’re just functioning at peak efficiency. But repeating I suspect the past.” — 19th-century composer Tschaikovsky. that in 2018 you will experience fewer of these “Video won’t able toat any market blah times. Webewill seetoa hold lot ofon you your best.it captures firstyou’ll six months. People will Even moreafter thanthe usual, be an interesting soon getwho tired of staring at ripens a box every night.” catalyst energizes and collaborative — filmmaker F. Zanuck, projects. You’llDarryl demonstrate whycommenting the sweet on television in 1946. I hope I’ve provided enough bracing brightness needs the deep dark depths, evidence to convince you allies to beopen faithful to your and vice versa. You’ll help doors innovative ideas, Scorpio. Don’t let The skeptics or that they can’t open by themselves. rest of conventional waylay you. us thank you inthinkers advance!

SAGITTARIUS(Nov. (Nov.22-Dec. 22-Dec.21): 21):The Of all thefact signs SAGITTARIUS blunt is in

the zodiac, you arethe most to that you can’t beSagittarians delivered from oldlikely demorbuy a lottery thatrepeated has the winning numalizing patternticket that has and repeated bers. But you’re also more likelycompletely. than everyone itself—until you forgive yourself elsethat to throw theyou ticket in a drawer and forget For matter, probably can’t move on about it, or else leave it in your jeans when to the next chapter of your life story until youyou do the laundry, rendering the ticket unreadcompensate yourself for at least some of the able. Please don’t be like thatinflicted in the coming unnecessary torment you’ve on yourweeks. sure donews: what’s2018 necessary to self. NowMake here’s theyou good will be an fully cash in on the good fortune that life will be excellent time to accomplish these healings. making available. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In 2018, one of your CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. In the game primary missions will be 19): to practice whatofyou basketball, if a player is fouled a member preach, to walk your talk, to be by ambitious and of the opposing team, he is given a “free masterful in all the ways a soulful human can throw.” While standing 15 feet away, he takes and should be ambitious and masterful. Live up a leisurely shot at the basket without having to to your hype in the coming months, Capricorn! deal with any defenders. Studies show that a Do what you have promised! Stop postponing player is most likely to succeed at this task if your dreams! Fulfill the noble expectations you he shoots the ball underhanded. Yet virtually have for yourself! Don’t be shy about using no professionals ever do this. Why? Because it exclamation points to express your visions of doesn’t look cool. Everyone opts to shoot free what’s right and good and just! throws overhand, even though it’s not as ef-

AQUARIUS 20-Feb.Weird! 18): Years when fective a(Jan. technique. Let’sago, invoke thisI as

a metaphor for your in the coming weeks, started my career as life a horoscope writer, my Capricorn. In myme, astrological you’llto editor counseled “Always opinion, give priority be more likelyRomance, to accomplish good useful the Big Three. money andand power things if you’re to lookmost.” uncool. are what peoplewilling care about After a few months, was disgruntled toAquarius realize that AQUARIUS (Jan.he20-Feb. 18): In 1991, Irock wrote about cultivate the psychological star Axl how Rosetorecorded song “Novemhealth and nourish spiritual aspirations much ber Rain” with his band Guns N’ Roses.as It had as his Big He would have replaced me if taken himThree. eight years to compose it. Before he could haveready foundfor another writer it was finally primeastrology time, he had to whose grammar were as good whittlespelling it downand from an 18-minute-long epic to as mine.succint But his nine-minute edict traumatized a bit. a more ballad.me I see the Even today, I worry don’t you provide youstrive coming weeks as a that timeI when should with enough help the Big Three. to complete workconcerning on your personal equivalent Fortunately, that’s not relevant now, since I of Axl’s opus. can sincerely declare that 2018 will bring you PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Thomas was a chances to become more powerfulEdison by working prolific whose work led to hard on inventor your psychological health ...the andcreation to of electric lights, movies, grow wealthier byrecorded cultivatingmusic, your spiritual and much more. When he was 49 years old, aspirations ... and to generate more love by he met Henry Ford, a younger innovator who being wise and ethical in your quest for money was at the beginning of his illustrious career. and power. Ford told Edison about his hopes to develop PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): What binds you?and What and manufacture low-cost automobiles, keeps youman closed down andwith locked up? I urge the older responded an emphatic you to ponder those questions, Pisces. endorsement. Ford later said this was Once the first you usefulhad answers, the any nextencouragestep will be to timeget anyone given him meditate on howapproval you can “was undo worth the binds. Fantament. Edison’s worlds” size andI brainstorm aboutthat theyou specific actions to him. predict, Pisces, will receive comparable inspiration from a mentor or guide you can take to unlock and unclose yourself. or teacher the nine months. Be onfor the This projectinwill benext excellent preparation the lookout for that opportunities thatperson. the coming months will make available to you. I’m happy to announce that 2018 will be your personal Year of Liberation.

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