Can You Not?

BEST OF

make me take ridiculous routes to class because of the construction sites EVERYWHERE

walk ridiculously slowly

make us go through “ice breaker activities”

drive off in the 391 while I’m standing at the door

make me suffer through first year courses when I’m a third year student: “so this is blackboard”

say “I’ll be picking someone at random to answer the question”

stop in the middle of a walkway

drive off in the 391 early

take forever to give us back our marks

submit your section of the group assignment the day it’s due make me pay a ridiculous $150 on top of my overpriced fees

put activities worth marks in lectures so I have to attend

make 80% of the food at the bottom of death hill

make assignments due at 9am (everything has to be due at 11:59pm from next semester, you’re welcome)

stand in the doorway on the bus then complain when people want to get out

leave your phone on loud in class when your friend is bulk texting you

post a ridiculous amount of times in the class fb group change class plans the day before (I seriously have beef with my unit coordinator)

sign up for a Monday tutorial with group work then say you can never come to them

make me write a 1000-word paper for 10%

set weekly tutorial tasks worth 2%, I don’t have time for that shit

require a round of applause for doing the smallest piece of work in a group assignment

GOT A SUBMISSION FOR “CAN YOU NOT”?

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