CUSTOMER I’m so sorry … have you thought about getting into socks? ASSISTANT Have you heard anything I said? I don’t believe in pairing things up. CUSTOMER But there aren’t left and right socks. They work on both feet. ASSISTANT They do? I … just thought I got it right every time. Thank you sir, you’ve turned my life around. Where’s the sock shop, I’ll apply right away! CUSTOMER Out the door, to your right. ASSISTANT Fantastic. To my left right? CUSTOMER Sure. It’s to the right of the right left shoe shop. ASSISTANT Thank you, sir! END
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