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Down 1 Type of tobacco pipe 2 ___ bell (was familiar) 3 “Just ___...� (inexact recipe instruction) 4 Figure on a driver’s license: abbr. 5 “Don’t do drugs� ad, for short 6 Loses on purpose 7 On a plane 8 Complaint during summer months 9 “The Name of the Rose� author 10 Potato chip brand 11 Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac, for two 12 Inclined toward 13 Attach, like a ribbon 19 Sugar frontman Bob 22 Construction vehicle with a scooper 25 Boxer Laila 26 Abbie Hoffman party member 27 Hagar the Horrible’s daughter 31 Capital with an opera house 32 Acronym for computer ports 33 Prefix for liberal or conservative 34 Calming pastime with a rake 36 Shrinks’ org. 37 Home-grown 38 Hamster doc 39 Clearasil competitor 42 Hebrew letter 45 “___ Rae� (Sally Field movie) 47 Torah holder 50 Newspaper publisher William Randolph ___ 51 Gumbo pods 52 Auto body company with old “uh-oh� ads 54 What “X� may mean 55 Laundry cycle 56 Provide a fund for 57 Author Jong 58 Thin wood strips 60 Gateway ___ 64 Honor roll stat 66 Panic! at the Disco genre 67 The 31st, often: abbr.
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