Fight for those stocks
KFC vs McDonalds
Sales as clothing stores get pretty intense. Imagine how crazy the PSX would get if people flocked to open up accounts the same way they do at sales. But the PSX needs to make itself more approachable for that. Maybe change their colour scheme? Have more sales? Anything to have people rolling on the floor trying to tear some shares away from each other’s hands. Perhaps they should hand the PSX over to Sapphire for a couple of days.
Treat yourself
Austerity and humbleness is all great and dandy but sometimes you should just spoil yourself. Besides, you need to stay well rested and comfortable to stay fresh enough to make money. You definitely should get that upgrade to business class.
Don’t you just love it when corporations troll each other? This is one of our recent faves where KFC just made the first move. We’re interested to see what comes next from McDonalds. Although, McDonalds has stayed mum in the past over situations like this, particularly when KFC opened a branch close to McDonald’s in Lahore and put up signs on that road where McDonalds started that had an arrow and read “KFC ahead … Keep moving.”
Win for SMEs
Taxes keep taxin
Gup shup is part of the job. Let people have their phone calls especially in a country where internet penetration is low. This tax is regressive towards the poor. We also condemn all of the fun being made at the expense of lovebirds who are in crisis after hearing the news that their late night phone calls will now be even more of an expense than they were before. Their problems are serious and should be taken so. We should also maybe pay some attention to those that don’t have the benefits of Whatsapp.
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You often hear people say that banks don’t loan out to SMEs and loan to big companies. This is a smug moment for all the SMEs. Will it stop banks from continuing their behaviour? Unlikely. No matter what they’re never wrong.
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