to have some type of understanding or something like that. But she’s cool peoples.
Gudda Gudda photo and shirt by Alan Pugach
Mack Maine: I’d get some skull but I wouldn’t smash. She’s cool. That’s my people. Me and her are cool. I’d have to see what that head game is about because of the rep, but I wouldn’t smash. I’m picky. I gotta keep my shit exclusive. Gudda Gudda: I don’t know, that’s a toss up. If me and her were in a situation where it could happen, I don’t know. She be doing too much for me. I’m too calm and try to keep to myself. Me and her wouldn’t make it, so I wouldn’t fuck her neither. I definitely wouldn’t fuck her. I’m not trying to be in her next book.
Oprah Jae Millz: Oprah can get it. I’m definitely trying to put a little Millzie in Oprah the first chance I get. I don’t need a Magnum, I don’t need none of that. I want her to have twins. Mack Maine: I’m skeeting in that, ya heard me? (laughs) I’m trying to have twins with her too. Tell Stedman he could the fuck [out]. I’m trying to wife her. If you get my mixtape Freestyle 101 I said that shit. No disrespect but hell yeah, nigga. Gudda Gudda: C’mon, my nigga. What nigga in America would not pop Oprah? I’ll pop Oprah gladly. Any nigga in America would pop her and want her pregnant. I want a child with Oprah, my nigga.
Queen Latifah Jae Millz: Queen Latifah is another one. Definitely gotta put a little Millzie in her if I get the chance to. Queen Latifah ain’t the average Shanaynay, Shaunte, Keisha or Tiffany on the block. That’s Queen Latifah right there. She can change a nigga’s life. If you wanna talk about Oprah…that’s the hood version of Oprah. Latifah’s got that bread. Gudda Gudda: I’ll pop ‘Tifah. Hell yeah. She’s a cute big girl. Mack Maine: Yes. But you know what, that would be a dilemma because I met her before and she got some work. She’s got more women than me. So, if I smashed her, she could either promote my sex game, or she might fall in love with me, and I can’t mess with the other chicks she could turn me on to. You know how many chicks I’m gonna lose messing with her? That’s a hard one to answer.
Whoopi Goldberg Jae Millz: Now Whoopi Goldberg can definitely change my life, but she cannot change the way that I look at her in the morning. She can’t, so I think I’ll fall back off that one. Gudda Gudda: That’s another no. Hell no. I wouldn’t pop Whoopi. She ain’t my style. I’ll never pop Whoopi. Mack Maine: That ain’t my style either. Me and Whoopi would probably just have good conversation. She seems like she’s intelligent, but I wouldn’t smash.
Macy Gray Mack Maine: Nah, bruh. Me and her would probably be good friends too. I can’t do that. No, Macy Gray. Jae Millz: Just her whole aura, her whole demeanor is like, that’s just not really my type of late night situation. Her voice is something that I don’t think would take me to the next level, so I might fall back off her.
Michelle Obama
us. Obama gotta get a pass. Barack gotta get one of those passes like, “You better be lucky, he’s my man.” You gotta give Michelle one of those passes on the strength that that’s Barack, that’s the big homie.
Mo'Nique Gudda Gudda: (laughs) I don’t know, man. I might pop on one of those bad nights. Catch me on one of those I-had-too-much-to-drink type nights. But not on a regular night, I wouldn’t pop Mo’Nique. I met her once and she kinda gave me that “mom” vibe. So I definitely wouldn’t pop her. Jae Millz: Wow! You’re playing with fire. I’m trying to be respectful in this situation. I don’t really think Mo’Nique would want any parts of me anyway, she’s married. So, I’ma play that one safe. Mack Maine: Nah, that’s like a motherly figure to me. That’s my girl. I love her. That’s like family, so that would be incest. I’ll tell you who I would [fuck]. Everybody that I named on that song. Paris Hilton, I’d give her all nighters. Hopefully I’d really get free suites at the Hilton. I like everybody on there. D. Woods, Rosa Acosta. Miley Cyrus when she’s old enough, that’s my baby for real. I really would marry her. When she’s of age, though. Now everybody’s seeing her develop, and they’re like, “We see what you were talking about.” Nigga, I saw it. That’s why I’m in the position I am with Young Money. I see talent. You’ve gotta see this shit before it happens. I already know it’s gonna pop when she’s 18. I wish I could cuff her right now. She ain’t there yet, but when she’s 18, nigga, that should be mine. I love her. Tell Bill Ray chill out. I’m a good dude.
India.Arie Jae Millz: No bueno. There ain’t really too much wrong with her, but there ain’t really too much right with her. I’d definitely have to fall back off India Arie.
Star Jones Gudda Gudda: I’ll hit her on a bad night, you know what I mean? Stumbling in from an afterparty or the club. With a little bit extra to drink she could get it. Give me somebody good, nigga. Give me some good ones. Remember, I only had 8 bars on that song. I wouldn’t fuck every girl in the world.
Rosie O'Donnell Gudda Gudda: Oh, no, no, no, no. She gets nothing. I can’t fuck Rosie.
Whitney Houston Mack Maine: Nah, I’m straight. That’s a real good friend of my homie Ray J. That’s one of his good friends. I ain’t saying that’s his girl but I wouldn’t do it on the strength of that. And because I can’t come behind Bobby Brown.
Gudda Gudda: Hell yeah, nigga. More than Oprah. She’s actually nice with it. She looks good and all that. [Barack Obama] would pop my bitch. I don’t trust that nigga. I bet he’s running around the White House fucking a gang of bitches, so I definitely would pop his.
New York (from I Love New York)
Mack Maine: I don’t mess with married women.
For The Love of Ray J girls
Jae Millz: Nah, just off the respect for Barack, I don’t think no black man should wanna touch Michelle. Just off the respect level for what he did for
Mack Maine: I already been there, done a few of them. So, I gotta say yeah and keep it honest. //
Mack Maine: That’s not my style. That’s not what’s up. She looks like she’s got that funk, ya heard me? It look like it ain’t right.
OZONE MAG // 69