Fuck Faces? By Roxy Reynolds | As told to Eric Perrin Rappers Who Would be Good Porn Stars
Some artists are shy. They can rap and perform, but when it comes to speaking to them offstage, or…you know, they’re kinda shy. The most important element to being a good porn star is puttin’ in work, and I think the following rappers would be great good porn stars.
50 Cent - 50 would be a good porn star because he is the type of guy who would put in a lot of work. He would try to prove a point and make his girls always return; that’s just how I feel. I would love to do a scene with 50. It would be in a Rolls Royce with the curtains shut, and the candles lit. There would be champagne, and then it would just go down.
Lil Kim - Lil’ Kim would be a good porn star because she’s got some good
head. I don’t know personally, but I just know that she sucks good dick. You can just tell.
DMX - DMX would be a good porn star because he’s crazy and wild, but he is also mature. Plus, on Belly he proved that he knows what he’s doing. He was putting in work. That was the best part of the whole movie.
Nelly - Nelly just looks like he would be a good porn star. He looks like he
would be interested in staying in the pussy for a long time. It’s important not to cum fast, and it looks like Nelly would be able to hold his cum for a long time.
Big Boi - Big Boi would be a great porn star! He would be a great because
Rappers Who Would Be Bad Porn Stars
There’s nobody on this list that I wouldn’t do a scene with. I would never despise any guy that has a dick and is not a faggot, and all these guys I could see myself doing a scene with, but I think they would be bad at porn because for some reason or another they don’t have what it takes to put in the work it requires to be a good porn star.
Mike Jones – Mike Jones would be a bad porn star because I just don’t see him as my type. I can’t really explain it — well, I can explain it, and I would, but I just refuse to — because it would be a bad look. He’s cool though, I like Mike Jones, but he just wouldn’t be a good porn star. We’ll leave it at that.
Boosie - I think Boosie would be a bad porn star because he seems like he
would be a little too aggressive. Like, just going crazy and shit. He’s kind of like DMX because he’s crazy and wild, but he’s not as mature. Maybe he would be good at like a swinger’s party or something like that, but not a porn star party.
Soulja Boy - Soulja Boy wouldn’t be a good porn star because he just
doesn’t fit the category of being a good porn star. He’d probably just try to supersoak that hoe.
Master P - He would be a bad porn star because he’s probably the type
he’s hood and romantic at the same time, and that’s what porn stars are. A good porn star is a mixture of both hoodness and romance, and like I said, they have to be able to hold their cum for a long time. Even though a scene might only be 25 minutes, you gotta be able to go for like an hour without cumming. Plus, Big Boi looks like the type of dude that would just fuck you in the shower and then pick you up and eat your pussy off the wall.
of guy that just rolls in the pussy and doesn’t put in any work. He probably feels like he doesn’t have to put in work because he’s been married. He’s used to that specific woman, so whatever he does, he has his motions already programmed, and he probably wouldn’t go hard. You gotta go hard to be a porn star, but not crazy like I think Boosie would be.
Trina - Trina would be a good porn star because she’s from Miami and
be a bad porn star because he’s kinda heavier, but the good thing is that he has a lifesaver around his mouth, and that’s good when you give head. The hair around his mouth would feel so good on my pussy, and then he can save the cum in his beard — so that’s why it’s called a lifesaver.
Miami is all about sex, it’s like “Sex and City” right there. I feel like she was just born in a state where it just goes down — Florida. Me and Trina would probably do a good girl-girl scene ‘cause she’s hot. The scene would be on the beach, and it would have to around dawn; that would be hot.
THE Game - Game would be a good porn star because he’s out in Cali and
Rick Ross - This one could go either way, good or bad. I think he would
Paul Wall - Paul Wall is sexy, but I don’t think he would have the right
it’s a lot of bad bitches in Cali, so I know he be puttin’ in work. He has no choice to but to put in work. Plus, porn is just a way of life in Cali.
rhythm, or be prepared to do the next position, and I don’t think he would be able to get in the position quick enough. You might have to show him a little bit.
LL Cool J - LL Cool J is already a sex symbol. I think he would be a good
Dr. Dre - Dre would be a bad porn star because with all the days of his
Ja Rule - I picked Ja Rule for this list mainly because of his new video. In
B.G. - I know some of his people. He wouldn’t be a good porn star for the
porn star because of his lips. He just looks like he would be giving girls good head. the video he proved he would be a good porn star because of the sex appeal and the foreplay. I think he would be an exciting porn star to watch. Plus, he has a lot to prove right now. It’s time for Ja Rule to come back out.
Baby - Baby would be a good porn star even though he is heavyset. He’s
like a strong heavyset, he’s not like, sloppy or anything like that; he’s like a solid rock. He would be trying to bang your back out from the back.
Plies - Plies would be a good porn star because of all the shit he be talking
on his CD. He’s always talking about how he gon’ do this, and how he’s gon’ do that. He sounds like he’s experienced it, and he likes it — that’s why in all his songs he talks about it. I would wanna do a scene with Plies just so I could see if all that shit he be talkin’ is true. I want him to do that to me, too.
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life that he’s been in the [rap] industry I’m sure he’s hit more than a couple hundred girls. I figure he doesn’t have to put in work and he probably feels like he doesn’t have to put in work. So he wouldn’t be a good porn star. same reasons as Dr. Dre. He has too much experience, and he’s the type of guy that would just lay there and just want to get fucked, and that wouldn’t make you a good porn star.
Fabolous - Again, he’s just the type of nigga that wouldn’t put in no work
for real. He just likes to get satisfied, and doesn’t want to satisfy his partner. You can tell he wouldn’t be a good porn star just by his swagger, and he’s got a bad bitch. His girlfriend is really pretty, and I’m sure she be putting in a mad work, so he probably doesn’t do nothing.
Fat Joe - The name just speaks for itself. He looks like the type of guy who
wouldn’t try to beat the pussy up; he probably just wants to get his dick beat up and rode on. //