Fuck Faces? By Roxy Reynolds | As told to Eric Perrin Rappers Who Would be Good Porn Stars
Some artists are shy. They can rap and perform, but when it comes to speaking to them offstage, orâŚyou know, theyâre kinda shy. The most important element to being a good porn star is puttinâ in work, and I think the following rappers would be great good porn stars.
50 Cent - 50 would be a good porn star because he is the type of guy who would put in a lot of work. He would try to prove a point and make his girls always return; thatâs just how I feel. I would love to do a scene with 50. It would be in a Rolls Royce with the curtains shut, and the candles lit. There would be champagne, and then it would just go down.
Lil Kim - Lilâ Kim would be a good porn star because sheâs got some good
head. I donât know personally, but I just know that she sucks good dick. You can just tell.
DMX - DMX would be a good porn star because heâs crazy and wild, but he is also mature. Plus, on Belly he proved that he knows what heâs doing. He was putting in work. That was the best part of the whole movie.
Nelly - Nelly just looks like he would be a good porn star. He looks like he
would be interested in staying in the pussy for a long time. Itâs important not to cum fast, and it looks like Nelly would be able to hold his cum for a long time.
Big Boi - Big Boi would be a great porn star! He would be a great because
Rappers Who Would Be Bad Porn Stars
Thereâs nobody on this list that I wouldnât do a scene with. I would never despise any guy that has a dick and is not a faggot, and all these guys I could see myself doing a scene with, but I think they would be bad at porn because for some reason or another they donât have what it takes to put in the work it requires to be a good porn star.
Mike Jones â Mike Jones would be a bad porn star because I just donât see him as my type. I canât really explain it â well, I can explain it, and I would, but I just refuse to â because it would be a bad look. Heâs cool though, I like Mike Jones, but he just wouldnât be a good porn star. Weâll leave it at that.
Boosie - I think Boosie would be a bad porn star because he seems like he
would be a little too aggressive. Like, just going crazy and shit. Heâs kind of like DMX because heâs crazy and wild, but heâs not as mature. Maybe he would be good at like a swingerâs party or something like that, but not a porn star party.
Soulja Boy - Soulja Boy wouldnât be a good porn star because he just
doesnât fit the category of being a good porn star. Heâd probably just try to supersoak that hoe.
Master P - He would be a bad porn star because heâs probably the type
heâs hood and romantic at the same time, and thatâs what porn stars are. A good porn star is a mixture of both hoodness and romance, and like I said, they have to be able to hold their cum for a long time. Even though a scene might only be 25 minutes, you gotta be able to go for like an hour without cumming. Plus, Big Boi looks like the type of dude that would just fuck you in the shower and then pick you up and eat your pussy off the wall.
of guy that just rolls in the pussy and doesnât put in any work. He probably feels like he doesnât have to put in work because heâs been married. Heâs used to that specific woman, so whatever he does, he has his motions already programmed, and he probably wouldnât go hard. You gotta go hard to be a porn star, but not crazy like I think Boosie would be.
Trina - Trina would be a good porn star because sheâs from Miami and
be a bad porn star because heâs kinda heavier, but the good thing is that he has a lifesaver around his mouth, and thatâs good when you give head. The hair around his mouth would feel so good on my pussy, and then he can save the cum in his beard â so thatâs why itâs called a lifesaver.
Miami is all about sex, itâs like âSex and Cityâ right there. I feel like she was just born in a state where it just goes down â Florida. Me and Trina would probably do a good girl-girl scene âcause sheâs hot. The scene would be on the beach, and it would have to around dawn; that would be hot.
THE Game - Game would be a good porn star because heâs out in Cali and
Rick Ross - This one could go either way, good or bad. I think he would
Paul Wall - Paul Wall is sexy, but I donât think he would have the right
itâs a lot of bad bitches in Cali, so I know he be puttinâ in work. He has no choice to but to put in work. Plus, porn is just a way of life in Cali.
rhythm, or be prepared to do the next position, and I donât think he would be able to get in the position quick enough. You might have to show him a little bit.
LL Cool J - LL Cool J is already a sex symbol. I think he would be a good
Dr. Dre - Dre would be a bad porn star because with all the days of his
Ja Rule - I picked Ja Rule for this list mainly because of his new video. In
B.G. - I know some of his people. He wouldnât be a good porn star for the
porn star because of his lips. He just looks like he would be giving girls good head. the video he proved he would be a good porn star because of the sex appeal and the foreplay. I think he would be an exciting porn star to watch. Plus, he has a lot to prove right now. Itâs time for Ja Rule to come back out.
Baby - Baby would be a good porn star even though he is heavyset. Heâs
like a strong heavyset, heâs not like, sloppy or anything like that; heâs like a solid rock. He would be trying to bang your back out from the back.
Plies - Plies would be a good porn star because of all the shit he be talking
on his CD. Heâs always talking about how he gonâ do this, and how heâs gonâ do that. He sounds like heâs experienced it, and he likes it â thatâs why in all his songs he talks about it. I would wanna do a scene with Plies just so I could see if all that shit he be talkinâ is true. I want him to do that to me, too.
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life that heâs been in the [rap] industry Iâm sure heâs hit more than a couple hundred girls. I figure he doesnât have to put in work and he probably feels like he doesnât have to put in work. So he wouldnât be a good porn star. same reasons as Dr. Dre. He has too much experience, and heâs the type of guy that would just lay there and just want to get fucked, and that wouldnât make you a good porn star.
Fabolous - Again, heâs just the type of nigga that wouldnât put in no work
for real. He just likes to get satisfied, and doesnât want to satisfy his partner. You can tell he wouldnât be a good porn star just by his swagger, and heâs got a bad bitch. His girlfriend is really pretty, and Iâm sure she be putting in a mad work, so he probably doesnât do nothing.
Fat Joe - The name just speaks for itself. He looks like the type of guy who
wouldnât try to beat the pussy up; he probably just wants to get his dick beat up and rode on. //