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The Hard Rock Casino is always fun. In the summer I hit Rehab (noon til 8 PM on Sundays); the best pool party on earth. After that I change clothes and go to Body English in the same hotel. Spearmint Rhino is my favorite strip club, but after living in Atlanta for thirteen years, I’m not impressed with topless clubs. But I always have fun at the Rhino. My girls love the Rhino girls. I do too. Cathy’s Soul Food is a must. I used to hit M&M’s a lot, but haven’t been there lately. I like the hookers but I don’t buy sex from them. I have drinks with them at the bar while they wait to turn tricks. They give me lots of ideas for songs; always have. You can meet the nicest girl-next-door type and she’ll turn out to be a hooker. Hoes look down on strippers and porn stars because they make way more money than them. I have no respect for sluts who fuck for free.
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The Hotel at Mandalay Bay is one of my favorite spots. Lots of memories since they opened not too long ago. Fashion Show Mall is like a pussy supermarket. I never go to Vegas without going there. The top of the Stratosphere is another favorite. You can eat at the restaurant as it spins in circles and it gives you the best view of Vegas, undisputed. They also have amusement park rides on the roof. It must be 110 stories high, give or take a few. The roller coaster at New York New York is fun, but I really like the NASCAR roller coaster at the Sahara Casino. It’s hella fun. The Hair Unlimited barbershop on MLK & Washington is a must. Pimps, professional boxers (Floyd Mayweather, Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis), rappers, hustlers, and regular folks go there. Caesar’s Palace is another hot spot, and Pure and OPM are two clubs you should check out. Just being at the Palms Casino is fun - Club Rain, the Ghostbar, and the new club on the Playboy side. 9ine is my favorite restaurant, and it’s also in the Palms. The MGM Casino’s lobby and bars are always fun during the big events – Studio 54 and Tabu. photo \\ Julia beverly 26
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