A Love Note If it weren't for you I'd drink Chablis for breakfast at 14:45 and live in a hovel with nothing to eat but packets of crisps and tins and tins of anchovies. The children wouldn't go to bed or brush their teeth or even go to school at all. Oh, and I'd forget little matters like passports, meals, the roof, bank accounts, insurance, cars and bills. Yes, quite fortunate really come to think of it that you married me at all. Melanie McDowell
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