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looked at the bum in disbelief. “How do you know all that?” He thought for a second, and then answered, “Now that…is a mystery.”
“What should I do with this knowledge?” I asked him. “Tell the world the truth about John Wilke Finklydinklydoo! Oh, by the way, do you have any spare change?” “No.”
With that, he fled into the night. So what do you all think? Was he telling the truth, or was this all one elaborate lie that we writers like to fool the public into believing? You decide. I will leave you, my fellow readers, with some final words of wisdom. In the words of Dan Millman, “There are no ordinary moments.” So the next time you see a bum on the street, embrace him and find out what secret knowledge he or she holds. You may be surprised with what you get- it might not be Syphilis.
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