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ast minute gifting is a rite of passage in my family. We’re really good at it, and you might be, too. But sometimes it’s nice to have a little help coming up with ideas and places to shop. That’s why we’ve got the annual Last Minute Gift Guide ready just for you! Staff Writer Taylor O’Connor chats with local pet shops about things for furry and/or scaly friends [8]; and New Times Staff Writer Adrian Vincent Rosas gives a rundown on stocking stuffers available near you for the guitar and/or bass lover in your life [12]. In addition, you can read about what the county has going on when it comes to farmworker resources [4]; the local Boys & Girls Clubs’ art contest for its kids [26]; and the project that aims to study the economics, feasibility, and environmental impacts of farming elderberry [29]. Camillia Lanham editor

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• U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal (D-Santa Barbara) announced on Dec. 8 $1 million in investments from the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law to support improved passenger rail options for Central Coast residents. The Bipartisan Infrastructure Law, which passed in November 2021, authorized the creation of a new rail program to support development of improved intercity passenger rail. The federal investments will support efforts to expand the Pacific Surfliner corridor through the Central Coast down to San Diego and help explore new service options between San Luis Obispo and San Jose, according to a statement from Carbajal’s office. The Corridor Identification and Development Program awarded Caltrans $500,000 for the Central Coast Corridor Project that connects SLO to San Jose, and $500,000 for the Los Angeles-San Diego-San Luis Obispo (LOSSAN) Rail Corridor to enhance existing Surfliner lines with an extension south to San Ysidro. “Expanding passenger rail options for traveling the Central Coast will not only give our communities better ways to travel our region, but it will continue to bring new visitors to our local economies without additional traffic and with a lower carbon footprint. That’s a winwin for us all,” Carbajal said in the statement. • U.S. Sens. Alex Padilla (D-California) and Kristen Gillibrand (D-New York) and U.S. Rep. Ritchie Torres (D-South Bronx) recently introduced the bicameral LGBTQI-plus Business Credit Enforcement and Investment Act. The bill would require financial institutions to collect data on LGBTQ-plus owned businesses’ access to credit and capital. “With antiLGBTQ-plus legislation and hate crimes on the rise, LGBTQ-plus business owners continue to face persistent and unjust barriers to financial success,” Padilla said in a statement. “LGBTQ-plus-owned small businesses are a cornerstone of local economies, and they deserve equitable resources to help them grow and thrive. I’m proud to co-lead this legislation with Sen. Gillibrand and Rep. Torres to ensure that vulnerable LGBTQ-plus businesses receive the support they need.” The bill would amend part of the Equal Credit Opportunity Act (ECOA), which requires financial institutions to collect data on credit applications submitted by minority- and women-owned small businesses, to include collection for LGBTQ-plus owned businesses. Specifically, the legislation would clarify that Section 1071 of the DoddFrank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act requires financial institutions to collect the selfidentified sexual orientation and gender identity of the principal owners of small businesses, in addition to their sex, race, and ethnicity. • Gov. Gavin Newsom reaffirmed his support for the redesigned Delta Conveyance Project proposal, in a Dec. 8 statement, saying that the project is critical to protecting millions of people’s water access against the threats of climate change. California is expected to lose 10 percent of its water supply due to hotter and drier conditions, threatening the water supply for millions of Californians, according to the governor’s office. Newsom added that extreme weather whiplash will result in more intense swings between droughts and floods, and California’s 60-year-old water infrastructure is not built for these climate impacts. During January 2023’s atmospheric rivers, the Delta Conveyance Project could have captured enough water for 2.3 million people’s yearly usage, Newsom said. The tunnel, which his office called a modernization of the infrastructure system that delivers water to millions of people, would improve California’s ability to take advantage of intense periods of rain and excess flows in the Sacramento River. “Climate change is threatening our access to clean drinking water, diminishing future supplies for millions of Californians—doing nothing is not an option. After the three driest years on record, we didn’t have the infrastructure to fully take advantage of an exceptionally wet year, which will become more and more critical as our weather whiplashes between extremes,” Newsom said in the statement. “This proposed project is essential to updating our water system for millions of Californians. This new approach, redesigned following community and environmental input, is how we can build a California of the future.” m

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CANNY VALLEY: The Haven project, a cannabis dispensary planned for Los Alamos, was approved by the Santa Barbara County Planning Commission in early December.

County’s pilot farmworker resource program looking for new funding sources

In the first five months of operating, Santa Barbara County’s pilot Farmworker Resource Program connected with more than 3,500 farmworkers. “This could now be the model for the state, getting boots on the ground, connecting people with needs to … our resources. It’s not fiscally conservative to have a bunch of programs and have nobody use them,” county 4th District Supervisor Bob Nelson said during an update on the center at the Dec. 14 Board of Supervisors meeting. The farmworker resource center consists of a mobile unit that travels around the county to connect farmworkers to job training, education access, school supplies, financial literacy classes, rental assistance, labor and employment rights information, homelessness prevention resources, and forms and document assistance. Santa Barbara was one of three counties that received an $833,000 state Department of Community Services and Development grant that ends in May 2024. The center kicked off services in July and is run by one executive director and three farmworker resource specialists and partners with more than 40 agencies. From July to November, the resource center engaged with 3,578 farmworkers at various events throughout the county, registered 2,089 farmworkers to receive information about services or special events, and provided 1,233 farmworker referrals to other organizations in order to provide the assistance they need, said Luis Servin, the Santa Barbara County Workforce Development Board executive director. Within referrals, 40 percent were surrounding education access and support—mainly for school supplies—and 37 percent for emergency supportive services—primarily requests for food, clothing, rent assistance, and immigration legal services, Servin said. “A lot of farmworkers struggle the most with filling out forms for services, and I’m talking about forms in English or Spanish. What we’re finding is that we have to spend a lot of time helping them … walking them through the process of applying for anything,” Servin said. Farmworker Resource Specialist Cesar Guerrero added that many farmworkers who

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come into the mobile unit have had agencies that will charge them certain amounts of money to complete “a simple form.” “An appointment with the Mexican consultant, they can use their phones with WhatsApp to set up an appointment for free, but they go to other agencies that charge them X-amount of dollars,” Guerrero said. “We’re not only providing that service to them, but educating them to do it on their own time and set up appointments.” Since the team works with Social Services, members are right there to provide immediate help with any application forms—like CalFresh or MediCal—streamline the process, and help with any partner agencies, he said. The resource center representatives will come back to the Board of Supervisors in March with an update on other funding sources to keep the project going after the state funding has expired and will outline the priorities for the future beyond the scope of grant’s requirements. Fifth District Supervisor Steve Lavagnino— who initially voted against the resource center—said he was looking forward to March specifically to learn more about how to keep the program going in the county as the state faces a $68 billion budget deficit. “The reason why I didn’t support it at the time was not because I didn’t think the need was there. The state grant provided 75 percent of the funding and based on where we see the state right now, I don’t really see them re-funding this in the future,” Lavagnino said. “But I think with the successes you’re bringing us, it’s making it a lot easier to make that transition as well.” —Taylor O’Connor

County Planning Commission OKs Los Alamos cannabis shop

With an address across the street from a popular bar, an upcoming dispensary in Los Alamos raised more concerns about jaywalking than smoking from one member of the Santa Barbara County Planning Commission. “Bell’s a wide street and it doesn’t have much lighting, and I think you’re going to get a lot of jaywalking back and forth between the Depot and your store,” 3rd District Commissioner John Parke said at the Planning Commission’s Dec. 6 meeting. “I just wonder if anybody in this room has thought about the safety aspects of that.”

The Haven project—owned by an Irvinebased cannabis retail chain—planned for Bell Street, which overlaps with Highway 135 in Los Alamos, received praise from Parke for its semirural design and sidewalk enhancements. But he voiced his “lingering concern about foot traffic” in the area, especially after sunset. “There’s going to be people walking across that street not in the very best of condition, and it’ll be dark,” Parke said. “I just hope we don’t have any accidents.” The project applicant’s agent, David Swenk of Urban Planning Concepts, said that the possibility of establishing a new crosswalk near the site was explored during the firm’s interactions with Caltrans, which granted the project an encroachment permit to refurbish some patches of sidewalk. “Caltrans, as part of their process, opted not to do anything. Their reasoning is they wanted the least amount to do to [135] as we can,” Swenk said. “Even if we wanted to [add a crosswalk], it’s up to Caltrans to do it.” Fifth District Commissioner Vincent Martinez later asked if cannabis consumption would be allowed on the shop’s premises. Swenk clarified that it won’t. Earlier in the meeting, Swenk mentioned that the project doesn’t require an odor abatement plan because the shop will sell prepackaged THC items such as edibles and tinctures. Swenk added that the Haven chain, which owns storefronts in multiple cities across California, has “maintained a 100 percent compliance rate with all the different jurisdictions they’ve been involved in, and they’re very proud of that.” During deliberations, newly appointed 4th District Commissioner Roy Reed motioned to approve the Haven project. The Dec. 6 meeting marked Reed’s first hearing in the role, and his call to green-light the Haven was his first motion. “I’ve never been a great fan of cannabis. I was in the medical industry. I watched the medical legalization thing, I wasn’t a fan,” Reed said. “But as a former supervisor told me at one time, ‘You know, Roy, it’s a legal product. Time and our point of view changes.’” Reed’s motion was seconded by 2nd District Commissioner Laura M. Bridley before passing 5-0. —Caleb Wiseblood

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Santa Maria adopts hybrid land use alternative for general plan The Santa Maria City Council voted 3-2 (with Councilmembers Gloria Soto and Carlos Escobedo dissenting) to adopt a land use alternative for the city’s general plan that will look at 985 acres east of the city for potential annexation, identify infill development within city limits, and provide direction to study a new area to the south for possible annexation to accommodate future growth. “That direction, while it’s not a final decision by any means, it is a direction that gives indication as far as where potential growth could be,” Community Development Director Chuen Wu told the Sun. “Expansion is one component, but it also includes expansion of the Main and Broadway corridors; infill is a component of the hybrid scenario.” The general plan acts as a blueprint for the city’s growth in the next two to three decades that considers housing, transportation, environmental justice, and land use. Known as the hybrid alternative, the land use alternative the council picked will guide the rest of the city’s development in the general plan. During the City Council discussion, Wu highlighted a potential fourth option for the council to look at, which went south toward the Elks Rodeo Grounds, away from prime ag land but still expanded city limits. Santa Barbara County Action Network Executive Director Ken Hough expressed dismay that the council approved an alternative that hadn’t been discusssed before. “There were mouths dropping open in the audience; people had never heard of it,” Santa

Barbara County Action Network Executive Director Ken Hough told the Sun. “How there happened to be a map already, it’s a mystery and a disappointment, and it’s not fair to the public that’s been paying attention to this at a decision point they’ve been working on for months.” Wu told the Sun that the city had not proposed it as an initial option because it was farther away from existing infrastructure, and the Community Development Department was also aware of environmental constraints including tiger salamanders and oil wells but had it ready to go based on comments the team received on concerns about prime ag land. Councilmember Soto emphasized the importance of protecting ag land for the sake of jobs in the community and wanted the city to focus on infill development. “Let’s ground ourselves on the vast majority of folks who do live in the community, the sector that sustains this region, and the role Santa Maria has in protecting ag and uplifting our communities,” she said. “The more we can ensure that we are providing the housing our residents need … but absorbing as much as we can for the sake of absorbing is not environmentally sane.” Claire Wineman, the president of the Santa Barbara and SLO counties Grower-Shipper Association, told the Sun that she was pleased that the city looked an alternative to the south that was away from prime ag land. “We have consistently been in favor of exploring the areas south and east of the city; we know there’s been different specific or general locations discussed,” Wineman said. “If [the city] does feel the need to move forward with annexation, we would like to engage in convos that would be least detrimental to ag and ag resources.” m —Taylor O’Connor

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With Santa Maria and San Luis Obispo locations, Tails offers a variety of high-quality food, treats, and toys, but the highlight for Erik Purinton is the freshly baked cookies, he said. The locally sourced cookies have a sweet potato-based batter mixed with rolled oats and a little bit of peanut butter and are topped with goat milk frosting, all of which are healthy and delicious for dogs, said Purinton, TASTY TREATS: Tails, which has both a Santa Maria and Tails’ general manager in SLO. SLO location, offers a variety of treats that are all locally “We have our novelty gifts of pet made with a sweet potato base, mixed with rolled oats and wine or pet beer because we are in a little bit of peanut butter. There are also peanut butter the middle of beer and wine country,” turnovers available for larger dogs. he said. “The beer is actually bone broth, and the wine is salmon oil, so For dogs, Greco recommended getting a it’s purpose-driven, it’s not just food and water rope toy because it acts like floss and helps with coloring.” Salmon oil is a great source of fatty acids, which doggy dental care. They’re a great gift for a puppy because owners can stick them in water and pop are good for pets’ eyes, brains, skin, and coats them in the freezer—the cool toy is soothing and a driver for appetite because it’s stinky, and while the puppy is teething. People can also use “animals love stinky food,” Purinton said. Bone this same trick during the summer to help pets broth is a wonderful source of trace minerals that pets can’t get from kibble alone, he said, and it also cool off during hot days. For someone looking for treats, the store acts as a flavor enhancer and appetite driver. has a “barkery” where people can pick up dog Along with treats, Tails has a selection of toys, cookies or doughnuts as from puzzles to a new stocking stuffers. All of local brand, Ruffwear, Go pet shopping the cookies are sourced which makes heavier out of a Florida-based Tails has two locations: 317 Town Center East in duty toys, jackets, or Santa Maria and 745 Higuera St. in downtown San company called Bubba harnesses for dogs that Luis Obispo. Get more info at tailsinslo.com. Rose Biscuit Company, spend time outdoors Find That’s FETCH! At 3564 Skyway Drive in Santa which uses humanor go hiking with their Maria, reach the store at (805) 361-0802, or visit grade ingredients human family. online at thatsfetch805.com. and is very particular With the weather Tropics Aquarium Professionals is located at 12330 about what it puts in its getting colder and Los Osos Valley Road, San Luis Obispo. Call (805) 595products. wetter, Purinton also 3474 or visit the website at tropicsaquariumpros.com. “We have kitty things, suggested that locals get too; we’ve got some little some rain gear for their candy cane treats for them from a brand called pets to keep them dry outside. The rain gear is machine washable, and Tails carries every size for Yeowww! And they have a fantastic catnip that cats go crazy over. We’ve got a nice supply of dogs from chihuahuas to Dobermans. different Yeowww! treats,” Greco said. “Most pet owners these days feel their pets are an integral part of their family. For most young All of That’s FETCH!’s products can be professionals, these are their kids they come gathered and put into a gift basket. People can home to,” Purinton said. “Whether it’s a dog or also call ahead, give a price range, and Greco and a cat, you can actually see their happiness when her team can put something together for a pet you give them something they love, who wouldn’t lover or a fur baby. want to make a [pet] happy?”

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It’s fun to give gifts to your pet, Linda Greco said. “You come home at night, who’s there greeting you at home with a smile and their tail wagging?” Greco asked. “It’s a nice time to give love back to an animal that has done nothing but love you unconditionally all year long.” At Greco’s store, That’s FETCH!, pet owners can find treats, toys, clothes (for both pets and their human counterparts), leashes, harnesses, collars, and other holiday-themed decor, she said.

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Quick disclaimer: As with any instrumentrelated gift, knowing pick size and string gauge (thickness) may be required for some of these. A chat with any of the fine folks who work at these music stores will ease some of that holiday stress, so don’t be afraid to ask any questions. • Picks: These are like the socks of the musicians’ world because they go missing constantly. Chances are a spare (or 30) is always a good buy. • Strings: Without these bad boys, our stringed instrument players wouldn’t be able to make a sound. Much like picks, a spare set of strings is sure to make any musician’s day easier when their set inevitably breaks. • Straps: These come in different shapes, sizes, and colors and are a great way to give something that fits the style of the musician recipient. • Amp cords: Essential to, you know, playing through an amp, a spare cord will make any guitarist’s or bassist’s day. • Tuners: Clip-on tuners are great for musicians of any skill level, and even a spare can go a long way. These help keep the strings sounding the way they should or, for the more creatively inclined, the way the musician wants them to. • Ear protection: These keep music players’ ears protected and have a wide range of how much sound they can let through. They are a must-have for any musician or regular concert

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• String cutters/winders: These make changing and putting on strings easier. Not required, but practical. • Music books: Whether a musician has a favorite artist whose songs they want to learn or are just starting with the basics of music, books make for a great long-term gift. Many books have different difficulty levels, topics, and artists, so there are plenty to choose from. • Lessons: This is more of a long-term gift that may require some coordination postChristmas but is very practical and will give the musician a place to develop their technique. • Stands and wall hangers: These are less of a stocking stuffer and more of an under-the-tree present. A good stand can let your burgeoning rock star display their prized instrument in their room by their amp or on their wall.

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North Santa Barbara County Guitar Center Santa Maria: Open every day, Guitar Center at 443 Betteravia is—as one might expect—a great shop for guitar and bass lovers, especially at the last minute thanks to its long hours (open till 9 p.m. most days) and large inventory. Find it online at stores. guitarcenter.com/ca/santa-maria or call at (805) 357-2457. Certain Sparks: The shop at 107 S. H St. in Lompoc is open seven days a week and specializes in accessible lessons, guitars, and more. Visit certainsparks.com or call (805) 588-9479. SLO County Grand Central Music and Conservatory: Located at 3195 McMillan Ave., No. E, in San Luis Obispo, the shop’s open Monday to Saturday and specializes in everything

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State-assigned busywork Lompoc’s recent General Plan Housing Element update is little more than a ‘paperwork drill’ BY RON FINK

require a conditional use permit or development plan, then the Planning Commission would be ike all local governments in the state, Lompoc able to review the project. So, they would be able to has been in the process of completing an submit a project for review but not be ‘entitled’ to eight-year update of the General Plan Housing build it unless the project met the zoning ordinance Element; but this time it’s different. standards.” As the consulting firm made its presentation Planning Commissioner Steve Bridge asked to the City Council on Nov. 21, its representatives what happens if someone doesn’t build on a site informed the council that “the state’s big push, designated as feasible for high density development. because of the housing crisis, is to get discretion The city attorney responded that “if someone out of the process as much as possible.” And “if you doesn’t build on the site for two consecutive cycles don’t adopt the current changes to the Housing of the Housing Element [16 years] then it becomes Element, the state can and will withhold grant ‘by right’ as long as the developer includes 20 funding for low-income projects.” percent low-income units.” The Community Development director said The consultant then said that only 28 out of that, for example, Lompoc would not be eligible for 482 cities in the entire state had ever met their other grant funding such as park improvements RHNA allocation, but the state doesn’t “punish” a unless the city has a compliant Housing Element. city because they don’t build the entire allocation. This means either do what the state says, or it will Concerning jobs/housing balance, Councilman cut off funding for much-needed projects. Starbuck observed that if we keep rezoning Part of the update was a requirement to identify commercial properties or increasing density to allow any feasible location for added housing. More than low-income projects “where will these people work?” 60 parcels were chosen without the knowledge or Councilman Starbuck then observed, “It sounds approval of the property owners. This was to prove like the RHNA numbers are just a paperwork drill”; that the city had the capacity to meet the Regional the planning manager agreed. Housing Needs Allocation (RHNA) numbers. Councilman Jeremy Ball asked, “Are we Converting underutilized parking lots into mixed considering the job/housing needs of Vandenberg use projects makes sense in some cases, but not SFB?” The consultant reminded the council that the others. The conversion of one parking lot was an Department of Defense provided a grant of more issue to the two planning commissioners present— than $1.3 million to conduct a “compatible use and one lot identified as “feasible” in the Old Town resiliency” study to examine land uses and critical area was next to the Lompoc Theater. This project infrastructure to see how they are impacting today’s had recently received a multi-million-dollar grant, MUSIC and tomorrow’s mission at Vandenberg Space Force and now its parking lot was being considered as a Base (VSFB), and the result was concerning. potential housing site. Another issue was, “If highFLAVOR/EATS First, he said there is a “great shortage of density housing were to be built [on existing parking lots], where would the people in these projects park?” workforce housing; you have more than your fair INFO share of low-income housing. What’s needed is to Councilman Dirk Starbuck asked, “If [the create opportunities for more workforce housing. Housing Element were] adopted, would all the What we areCALENDAR hearing from VSFB officials is that feasible sites become entitled to remove or modify military members and civilian existing structures and increase employees can refuse to come to density?” The planning manager OPINION responded, “If someone comes in VSFB if they want to.” Send us your with six or less units, they can go to He also said that contract views and opinion to NEWSworkers and military members want the building counter and request letters@santamariasun.com. a permit. If it would otherwise comfortable living spaces that have

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no yardwork associated with them. That’s why more quality middle- and upper middle-income housing is needed. Commercial launch companies are the dominant mission at Vandenberg today; they currently bring transient teams in for launches. However, they are looking to build a satellite assembly plant and station a more permanent workforce here to support future missions. The government Space Force mission is going to continue for decades and may also grow in the future, but local cities must provide adequate housing for those new workers. Recently media reports said that SpaceX announced that “we’re really ramping up Vandenberg to rates that we’ve never seen before, and the area hasn’t seen before. Next year, we’ll be launching about once a week, but the plan, in about two years, is about every three to four days,” (Noozhawk, “SpaceX Yearly Launch Rate at Vandenberg SFB Could Soar to 100 by 2025,” Dec. 4). SpaceX currently has 300 employees and has about 50 positions for all types of jobs open now. But that number could grow to about 500 by next year and 700-plus the following year. It looks like there is an opportunity for developers to build market-rate housing to accommodate the increase of SpaceX and other commercial launchers’ permanent workforces. So, at the end of this discussion it sounded more like this entire process was just an exercise to demonstrate that state-level politicians “cared about housing” and that if history was any indicator, not much of it would ever be built. Finally, the council, after a multi-hour discussion, approved a motion with a 4-1 vote to accept the recommended changes; Councilman Starbuck dissented. Mayor Jenelle Osborne summed it up best it best when she observed that there would be many more changes in the future as Sacramento tries to micromanage local housing needs. m Ron Fink writes to the Sun from Lompoc. Send a letter for publication to letters@santamariasun.com.

LETTERS America’s on a dark path

So now the Biden administration has bypassed Congress to provide military support to a religious state in a street fight with the terrorists of Hamas, who are funded by a religious republic, but that same administration is somehow unable in a similar manner to provide military support to the democratic secular state of Ukraine in its full-on war with Putin’s Russia? There will never be an acceptable “religious” solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict until both sides accept a secular state that guarantees the followers of all three major religions their right to co-exist. How is it that Palestinian Muslims and Palestinian Christians can somehow live together, but Palestinian Jews living in a “religious state” cannot? Now I find that my own country has a religious fanatic “who talks with the Lord” as speaker of the House of Representatives, a speaker who believes he has been “ordained by God.” I am afraid that my own country is heading down the same dark path of “religious warfare.” By the Biden administration’s actions, the United States is now complicit in the deaths of thousands of innocent Palestinian Christians and Muslims, and Speaker Johnson thinks that it is all “God’s will.” “Render to Caesar [the state] the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.” Jesus of Nazareth (Mark 12:17) “The world needs a ‘Jewish state’ as much as it needs an ‘Islamic republic’ and a ‘Christian nation.’” God/Yahweh/Allah* “Even though all of these nations are mine to give (Matthew 4:8-9), no one ever fought a war in my name!” Satan* *They both told me last night that I could quote them.

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reat news, everyone! Santa Barbara County’s farmworker resource pilot program is a success! Why? Well, according to a Dec. 14 presentation, it connected with more than 3,500 farmworkers from July to November—helping them fill out forms for CalFresh and Medi-Cal, get school supplies, and learn financial literacy. “This could now be the model for the state, getting boots on the ground, connection people with needs to … our resources. It’s not fiscally conservative to have a bunch of programs and have nobody use them,” 4th District Supervisor Bob Nelson said. All it cost was a little more than $1 million! Super conservative! But beneath all the back slaps and congratulations from the Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors about how badass the pilot is, I’ve got some bad news. The state funding that paid for 75 percent of the program’s operating costs is going to run out in May. Not only that, the county’s farmworker population has recently experienced some not so great things, including the death of a field worker in Guadalupe and one in the Cuyama Valley as well as local farms violating the H-2A guest worker program. The county’s No. 1 industry has major issues that aren’t going to be fixed helping farmworkers fill out forms to receive services. While connecting people to resources by traveling to them in a mobile unit is great and all, how is the county working to keep farmworkers safe and not defrauded? And what is the county

going to do when the funding runs out? I guess we need to wait until March to find out the answer to the latter question. Just like we’ll need to wait to find out if these accidents that county Planning Commissioner John Parke is worried about happening on Highway 135 in Los Alamos will happen. He’s very concerned about the jaywalking that could result from a cannabis dispensary opening on Bell Street. “There’s going to be people walking across that street not in the very best of condition, and it’ll be dark,” Parke said. People already jaywalk back and forth across that street, between the restaurants, bars, and wine that already exists there. I’m sure if accidents were a major problem we’d have heard about it, John! He’s got “lingering concerns,” especially after sunset. Is he worried about vampires taking evening strolls in the middle of the highway, finally leaving the bar after dark to head over and grab some gummies to help them sleep after the sun comes up? Did no one think about the safety of this project? I’m almost positive that safety was one of the priorities the cannabis dispensary needed to check off the county’s list to even get the approval to simply start moving through the planning and permitting process. Because we like to make things as difficult as possible to set up a legal cannabis operation. David Swenk of Urban Planning Concepts, who represented the Haven at the commission’s Dec. 6 meeting, said they spoke with Caltrans about potentially putting a crosswalk near the dispensary site—but Caltrans opted out. I guess they’re not concerned about jaywalking vampires. Maybe Parke can take it up with Caltrans? m The Canary likes a good vampire story. Send tall tales to canary@santamariasun.com.

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ARTISTIC SELF ART STUDIO For adults ages 50 and over. Bring your art projects and supplies and work on them in a comfortable and relaxing atmosphere with other artists. This is a drop-in program. Wednesdays, 9-10 a.m. through Dec. 27 Free. 805-925-0951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria. BALLROOM, LATIN, AND SWING DANCE CLASSES Social ballroom, Latin, and swing lessons for all ages. Beginner and advance classes. Tuesdays, Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. $45-$55. 805-928-7799. Kleindancesarts.com. KleinDance Arts, 3558 Skyway Drive, suite A, Santa Maria. DANCE CLASSES: EVERYBODY CAN DANCE Classes available for all skill levels. Class sizes limited. Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805937-6753, everybodycandance.webs.com/. ELF: THE MUSICAL Based on the comedy film, adapted for the stage with music by Matthew Sklar and lyrics by Chad Beguelin. Through Dec. 23 pcpa.org. Marian Theatre, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria. FINE ART EXHIBIT: BOYS & GIRLS CLUB OF MID CENTRAL COAST Local youth artists will be showcased and celebrated at an exhibition featuring fine art created by Members of the Boys & Girls Clubs of Mid Central Coast. Reception held on opening day. Dec. 14, 5:30 p.m. and Dec. 14-31 805-598-9611. centralcoastkids.org. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria. LEARN CALIFORNIA’S OFFICIAL DANCE: WEST COAST SWING Learn west coast swing in a casual, friendly environment, taught by Texas state swing champion,

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CALIFORNIA’S CHANGING LANDSCAPE: THE WAY OF WATER Featuring more than 20 large-format documentary inkjet photographs of the Golden State, this timely exhibition showcases George Rose’s recent expansive documentation of California’s dramatic water story. Through July 8, 2024 Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang, 805688-1082, wildlingmuseum.org. THE MAGICAL WORLD OF EYVIND EARLE Eyvind Earle (1916-2000), an internationally acclaimed artist who helped revolutionize film animation with his work on Disney classics, is being honored with this exhibition. Through Jan. 15, 2024 Elverhoj

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CRITTERS: REAL AND IMAGINED Photographer Rick Skillin and glass artist Joellen Chrones, will showcase wildlife photos and fused glass critters. A reception will be on Nov. 12 from 1 to 3 p.m. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805 -737 -1129. lompocart.org. Cypress Gallery, 119 E Cypress Ave., Lompoc. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y

ART EXHIBIT BY HILDA FREYRE Features oil paintings by Hilda Freyre, and watercolors by Shirley Horaceck. Reception on Sunday, Dec. 17, 3 to 5 p.m. Pieces available for sale (great for holiday shopping). Through Dec. 31 clarkcenter. org/about/visual-arts-exhibit/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande, 805-489-9444. CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE Enjoy a special holiday celebration with your favorite DPAC Dancers. “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. That’s what Christmas is all about Charlie Brown.” Dec. 16, 6 p.m. $15-$25. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/ shows/dpac-christmas-time-is-here/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. GIFTS GALORE HOLIDAY BAZAAR Need Christmas gifts and ideas? Visit this pop-up presented by Gifts Galore Pop-Up Boutiques. Join 35 local artists and makers selling accessories, candles, clothes, cosmetics, food, jewelry, and more items

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available to purchase. Dec. 16, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Birchwood Garden Barn & Home, 323 West Tefft Street, Nipomo. HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA See Scrooge find his Christmas spirit and enjoy other tales during the Melodrama’s annual holiday production. Through Dec. 31 Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano. THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS Step into the enchanting world of AGHS Theatre Company’s production of the classic tale. Join Mole, Rat, Toad, and Badger on a thrilling adventure as they navigate the rivers and meadows of the English countryside. Enjoy toe-tapping tunes, captivating characters, and more. Dec. 14, 7-10 p.m., Dec. 15, 7-10 p.m. and Dec. 16, 7-10 p.m. $14-$20. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter. org/shows/aghs-theatre-the-wind-in-thewillows/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. SAN LUIS OBISPO

BALLET THEATRE SAN LUIS OBISPO PRESENTS THE SNOW QUEEN Set in Scandinavia in the late 1700s, Hans Christen Andersen’s classic fairy tale that inspired Disney’s Frozen comes alive on stage. Enjoy a holiday treat fit for the whole family. Dec. 15, 7-9 p.m., Dec. 16, 7-9 p.m. and Dec. 17, 2-4 p.m. $32-$55. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. CLAY BABY HANDPRINTS Offers a unique experience of pressing your baby’s hand/ foot into clay so parents can cherish this time forever. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Sundays $55. anamcre.com/babyhandprints. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. JANE LYNCH: A SWINGIN’ LITTLE CHRISTMAS A fun fresh twist on the Christmas specials of the ‘50s and ‘60s when harmonies were tight and swing

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was the thing. Starring Emmy and Golden Globe winner Jane Lynch, Kate Flannery, Tim Davis, and The Tony Guerrero Quintet. Dec. 17 $49-$79. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org. JAPANESE CALLIGRAPHY AND ART Owen and Kyoko Hunt from Kyoto, Japan offer classes for Japanese calligraphy (Fridays, 5:30-6:30 p.m.), a Japanese art called “haiga” (Fridays, 10-11:30 a.m.) and more at Nesting Hawk Ranch. Fridays $45. 702-335-0730. Nesting Hawk Ranch, Call for address, San Luis Obispo. KINGDOM COME: HOLIDAY SHOW AND DANCE PARTY Bang the Drum Brewery presents performances by local drag king performers. Dec. 22, 6 p.m. my805tix.com. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo, 805 242-8372. LEAH ROSENBERG Rosenberg works across artistic media to spark new experiences of color. Using painting, installation, printmaking, sculpture, performance, and video, she invites viewers to consider how color can be perceived both multi-sensorially and multi-dimensionally. Through April 1. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. PARENT-CHILD POTTERY CLASS Make lasting memories with clay together as a family. For ages 6 and over. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon $70. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com. PLEIN AIR PAINTERS OF THE CENTRAL COAST A self-directed fun group of dynamic artists who enjoy painting and sketching outdoors. Artists meet on site at various locations. Weekly plein air destinations are provided by Kirsti Wothe via email (mrswothe@yahoo.com). Wednesdays, 9 a.m.-noon SLO County, Locations countywide, San Luis Obispo. NORTH COAST SLO COUNT Y

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DEBRA PIAZZA: ACRYLIC, MIXED MEDIA ARTIST Piazza began her painting career during the pandemic, and uses handmade collage papers, and/or anything she can find to enhance the texture of a flat canvas. Exhibiting at Morro Made, Rustic Diamond,

Morro Bay Art Association, Cayucos Makers, and Mea Winery. ongoing 650888-2168. artbypiazza.com. Morro Made, 490 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay. DISCOVER GIFTS OF WHIMSY AND WONDER THIS HOLIDAY SEASON Enjoy Larry Le Brane’s Holiday art and gifts at Costa Gallery in November and December. Explore drawings, paintings, sculpture and functional fused glass, along with work by 20 West Coast artists. They wrap and ship gifts, too. Stop by for seasonal treats and surprises. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Dec. 30 Free admission. 559799-9632. facebook.com/costagallery. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos. FINE ART PAINTINGS AND GIFTS BY CAROLE MCDONALD California native Carole McDonald creates textured felted bags and pursues her passion for color as a self-taught acrylic and oil painter since moving to the Central Coast. View her vibrant, precise and textural works. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Dec. 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay. FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey. You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No experience is necessary. Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. 805-772-9095. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay. GIFTY UNDER FIFTY ALL YEAR ROUND Costa Gallery is gearing up for the holiday season. Check out a seasonal collection of art. Thursdays-Sundays. through Dec. 31 Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos, 559-799-9632. METAL ART BY TRUDI GILLIAM Gilliam creates her sculptures using copper, brass, nickel/silver, and found objects. This new series of whales and birds uses copper and sea glass. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com. THE PLEIN AIR TEAM Acrylic artist, Nancy Lynn, and husband, watercolorist, Robert Fleming, have a show of originals

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30 VOLUNTEERS NEEDED IN SANTA MARIA/ORCUTT Community Partners in Caring is seeking volunteers to help support dependent older adults and seniors. ongoing partnersincaring.org. Santa Maria, Citywide, Santa Maria. CHRISTMAS IN THE COUNTRY Visitors embark on a magical holiday light drive-through experience at the Elks Event Center with displays presented by local businesses and families. Fridays, Saturdays. through Dec. 24 elksrec.com. Elks Event Center, 4040 Highway 101, Santa Maria. D-AND-D AT THE LIBRARY Get ready to join an epic adventure with Dungeons and Dragons presented by Central Coast Games. This easy to learn game is the world’s most popular tabletop role playing game, and everyone is welcome regardless of previous experience. Space is limited and registration is required. Dec. 17, 1-4:30 p.m. Free. 805-9250994. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. DEMOCRATIC CLUB OF SMV HOLIDAY PARTY The Democratic Club of Santa Maria Valley will host Jeremy Goldberg, Executive Director of the Central Coast Labor Council, at the club’s holiday dinner. Entertainment by Cowboy Jeff & Andy. Includes a silent auction. Public is welcome. Dec. 21, 5:30-8 p.m. $50. 805349-2708. St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 402 S. Lincoln, Santa Maria. FEEL GOOD YOGA Tuesdays, Thursdays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. 805-937-9750. oasisorcutt. org. Oasis Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt. GIFT WRAPPING SELF SERVE Enjoy some cocoa and festive cheer while you wrap your holiday gifts for free. Everything will be supplied for you to wrap. Dec. 15, 2-5 p.m., Dec. 16, 2-5 p.m., Dec. 22, 2-5 p.m. and Dec. 23, 2-5 p.m. Free. 805-9250994. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. GROUP WALKS AND HIKES Check website for the remainder of this year’s group hike dates and private hike offerings. ongoing 805-343-2455. dunescenter.org. Guadalupe-Nipomo Dunes Center, 1065 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe. LET’S BLOW OFF SOME STEAM Come to a special story time that encourages curiosity and exploration. Science, Technology, Engineering, Art, & Math themes will be explored through stories and through hands-on activities. Come dressed for mess. Dec. 14, 4 p.m. 805-925-

DECEMBER 14 - DECEMBER 24, 2023 0994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. MUSIC AND MOVEMENT Sing, dance, play instruments, and move to the beat. Develop motor skills and listening skills while having fun. Ideal for younger children but all ages welcome. Dec. 18, 11 a.m. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. READING WITH MY SNOWMIES Adult Winter Reading Program 2024: Reading with my Snowmies. Visit the Information Desk at the Main Library to sign up for the Winter Reading Program and pick up a reading log. Complete the program and win a prize. Through Jan. 13. Free. 805925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. SANTA MARIA COIN CLUB: MONTHLY MEETING Coin collectors of all ages invited. Bring coins for free appraisals. Third Wednesday of every month, 7 p.m. Yearly membership: $20-$25. 805-9373158. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria. SMVGS MEETING Visitors welcome. Contact smvgs.org for program and location info. Third Thursday of every month, 2:15-4 p.m. smvgs.org. Santa Maria Valley Genealogical Society, 908 Sierra Madre, Santa Maria. SANTA YNEZ VALLE Y

A COWBOY CHRISTMAS Hosted by Old West Events, in conjunction with SYV Horseback Rides. A portion of ticket sales benefit the Santa Barbara Youth Collective. Features visits with Santa, a hot cocoa bar, petting zoo, bounce house, snacks, beer/wine, and more. Through Dec. 23 syvcowboychristmas.com/. River View Park, 151 Sycamore Dr., Buellton. HOLIDAY LIGHTS FESTIVAL This all-ages event will not only allow guests to stroll the garden through a maze of lights, it will also feature pictures with Santa, falling snow, merchant and food vendors, and beer and wine for adults. FridaysSundays, 5:30-8:30 p.m. through Dec. 17 discoverbuellton.com. Santa Ynez Botanic Garden, 151 Sycamore Drive, Buellton. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY HOLIDAY LIGHTS FESTIVAL: AN ENCHANTED WINTER WONDERLAND Embark on a breathtaking journey through a world filled with twinkling lights, festive decorations, falling snow, live reindeer, Santa’s corner, and holiday cheer. An immersive experience you’ll remember for a lifetime. Dec. 15, 5-8:30 p.m., Dec. 16, 5-8:30 p.m. and Dec. 17, 5-8:30 p.m. $10-$25. syvholidaylights.com. River View Park, 151 Sycamore Dr., Buellton. SANTA’S VILLAGE Open every Saturday leading up to Christmas Day. Come on out to Solvang Park to meet Mr. Claus with Christmas lists at the ready. Pictures with Santa are free to all. Dec. 16, 12-4 p.m. and Dec. 23, 12-4 p.m. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang.

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SOLVANG CANDLELIGHT TOURS Traverse the streets of Solvang, while singing carols and learning about some Danish traditions along with Solvang history. Led by a costumed guide, all tour participants will receive an LED candle to hold during the tour. Dec. 15, 5 p.m., Dec. 16, 5 p.m. and Through Dec. 23, 5 p.m. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang. SOLVANG JULEFEST 2023 Solvang’s Danish-style holiday celebration features some new facets and fun-filled events, and runs throughout the festive season. Through Jan. 6, 2024 solvangusa.com. Downtown Solvang, Citywide, Solvang. LOMPOC/VANDENBERG

WINTER SOLSTICE: MEDITATION AND LABYRINTH WALK Celebrate the return of the light. Go deep in meditation, connect with open-hearted friends both new and old at dinner, and experience the magic of a labyrinth walk with luminaria under the stars.Held at Sunburst Sanctuary, nestled amid the oak-dotted rolling hills of California. Dec. 16, 12-8:30 p.m. $30. 805736-6528. sunburst.org/solstice/. Sunburst Retreat Center, 7200 CA-1, Lompoc. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y

DONATION-BASED YOGA FOR FIRST RESPONDERS, EMTS, AND CARETAKERS Class schedule varies. Contact empoweryoga805@gmail for details and reservations. ongoing 805-619-0989. empoweryoga805.com. Empower Yoga Studio and Community Boutique, 775 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach. MEET & GREET WITH SANTA Join the Grover Beach Library and Exploration Discovery Center for a visit with Santa. Children’s books will be given away to attendees while supplies last. Day-pass and membership rates apply. Dec. 16, 10 a.m.-noon Free to attend. 805-481-4131. GroverBeachLibrary.org. Exploration Discovery Center, 867 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach. ONCE UPON A CLIFFSMAS A free familyfriendly Cliffsmas Extravaganza with everyone’s favorite snow sisters. There will be specialty holiday cocktails and treats as well as buy one, get one half off entrees. Hotel guests and locals welcome to join the festivities. No reservations required. Dec. 21, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-773-5000. cliffshotelandspa.com/ cliffs_events/. The Cliffs Hotel and Spa, 2757 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach. SANTA’S HOURS AT HERITAGE GARDENS Enjoy visits with Santa Claus during this holiday festivity at the Historical Society’s Heritage House and Gardens. Saturdays, Sundays, 1-4 p.m. and Tuesdays, Thursdays, 3-6 p.m. through Dec. 21 christmasagvillage.com/home. Heritage House and Gardens, 126 S. Mason, Arroyo Grande. SAN LUIS OBISPO

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Performances of Orcutt Community Theater’s new sci-fi parody, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, run through Sunday, Dec. 17, at Klein Dance Arts Studio. Robots and other zany props in the show were stylistically constructed from cardboard boxes, hubcaps, and more. Tickets are available to purchase in advance at my805tix.com or at the door. Klein Dance Arts Studio is located at 3558 Skyway Drive, building 1, studio 1, Orcutt. —C.W. class is for those who wish to begin a practice or seek to deepen an existing one. Flexible days and times. Certified with IMTA. Email or text for information. Mondays-Sundays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Sliding scale. 559-905-9274. theartofsilence.net. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. BRING A KITTEN HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS An adopt a kitten event. Hosted by Feline Network of the Central Coast. All kittens are fixed, tested, vaccinated, and microchipped. Dec. 17, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1 kitten for $100; 2 kittens for $150. 805-550-9064. felinenetwork.org. PetSmart, 1530 Froom Ranch Way, San Luis Obispo. CAL HOPE SLO GROUPS AT TMHA Visit website for full list of weekly Zoom groups available. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays calhopeconnect.org. Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.

CENTRAL COAST POLYAMORY Hosting a discussion group featuring different topics relating to ethical non-monogamy every month. Third Wednesday of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. CHRISTMAS EVE SERVICE Celebrate Christmas with the sacraments, music, and joy. All are welcome. Whoever you are, and wherever you are on your spiritual journey, St. Stephen’s welcomes you. Dec. 24, 4-5:15 p.m. 805-543-72112. ststephensslo.org. St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church, 1344 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.

CHRISTMAS MIDNIGHT MASS Celebrate Christmas with the sacraments, music, and joy. All are welcome. Whoever you are, and wherever you are on your spiritual journey, St. Stephen’s welcomes you. Dec. 24, 11 p.m. 805-543-72112. ststephensslo. org. St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church, 1344 CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 23 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.

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GALA PRIDE AND DIVERSITY CENTER BOARD MEETING (VIA ZOOM) Monthly meeting of the Gala Pride and Diversity Center Board of Directors. Meets virtually via Zoom and is open to members of the public. Visit galacc.org/events to fill out the form to request meeting access. Third Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. No admission fee. galacc.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. HANUKKAH DOWNTOWN The menorah lighting on each of the eight nights of Hanukkah will be hosted by a different local Jewish organization, on the steps of Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa. Through Dec. 15, 5 p.m. 805-426-5465. jccslo.com/. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. HEALING DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP A safe place for anyone suffering from the pain of depression. We do not criticize but do share our journey, feelings, and what works for us. We can meet in person or use Zoom if needed. Mondays, 6-7 p.m. Free. 805-528-3194. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo. LGBTQ+ FED THERAPIST LEAD SUPPORT GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) A pro-recovery group offering space to those seeking peer support, all stages of ED recovery. We understand recovery isn’t linear and judgment-free support is crucial. Share, listen, and be part of a community building up each other. Third Wednesday of every month, 7-8 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. MINDFULNESS AND MEDITATION (ONLINE MEETING) Zoom series hosted by TMHA. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346. NATURE NIGHTS The SLO Botanical Garden announces its second season of Nature Nights. Visit site for more info on the event as well as tickets. Fridays, Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. through Dec. 31 $27 Adults; $17 Youth (ages 6-17); free for ages 5 and under. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo. PLUG-IN TO LOCAL CLIMATE ACTION Get inspired by local action, connect with others, and discover more ways to get involved with the SLO Climate Coalition. Attend virtually or in-person. Sustainable snacks and childcare will be provided. Third Thursday of every month, 6-8 p.m. sloclimatecoalition.org/events/. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo. PUPPY SOCIAL HOUR Puppies (10 weeks to 5 months old) will learn appropriate play style with other pups, acceptable manners with people, tolerance for gentle restraints, confidence with the approach of friendly strangers, and more. Saturdays, 9 a.m. and Wednesdays, 10 a.m. $25. 805-543-9316. woodshumanesociety.org/ training/. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo. Q YOUTH GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) This is a social support group

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CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 20 for LGBTQ+ and questioning youth between the ages of 11-18. Each week the group explores personal, cultural, and social identity. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. galacc.org/events/. Online, San Luis Obispo. SLO LEZ B FRIENDS (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) A good core group of friends who gather to discuss topics we love/ care about from movies, outings, music, or being new to the area. We come from all walks of life and most importantly support each other. Transgender and Nonbinary folks welcome. Third Friday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. sloqueer.groups. io/g/lezbfriends. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. SLO NOONTIME TOASTMASTERS CLUB MEETINGS Want to improve speaking and leadership skills in a supportive and positive environment? Contact us to get a meeting link for info. Tuesdays, 12-1 p.m. Free. slonoontime. toastmastersclubs.org. Zoom, Inquire for Zoom ID. SLO RETIRED ACTIVE MEN MONTHLY GETTOGETHERS SLO RAMs is a group of retirees that get together just for the fun, fellowship, and to enjoy programs which enhance the enjoyment, dignity, and independence of retirement. Third Tuesday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $31 luncheon. retiredactivemen.org/. Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo. SLOCO’S GIFTING TREE For every gift certificate purchased at SLOCO through end of December, the venue will donate to WeForest and plant a tree in your name, a gift that keeps on giving. Help the host reach its goal of planting 300 trees by the end of the year. Mondays-Sundays. through Dec. 31 Donations support WeForest. 805-439-2515. slocohealth. com. SLOCO Health + Wellness, 1957 Santa Barbara Ave., San Luis Obispo. SUNDAY EVENING RAP LGBTQ+ AA GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) Alcoholics Anonymous is a voluntary, worldwide fellowship of folks from all walks of life who together, attain and maintain sobriety. Requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. Email aarapgroup@gmail.com for password access. Sundays, 7-8 p.m. No fee. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. TEEN MENTAL HEALTH SUPPORT GROUP Learn more about mental health and coping skills to help you through your journey towards wellness and recovery. Thursdays, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. 805-540-6576. t-mha.org. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo. TOUR THE HISTORIC OCTAGON BARN CENTER The Octagon Barn, built in 1906, has a rich history that The Land Conservancy of San Luis Obispo County looks forward to sharing with visitors. Please RSVP. Fourth Sunday of every month, 2-2:45 & 3-3:45 p.m. Tours are free; donations are appreciated. Octagon Barn Center, 4400 Octagon Way, San Luis Obispo, (805) 544-9096, octagonbarn.org. TRANS* TUESDAY A safe space providing peer-to-peer support for trans, gender nonconforming, non-binary, and questioning people. In-person and Zoom meetings held. Contact tranzcentralcoast@gmail.com for more details. Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252. WMW SOULFEST 2023 Hosted by Women Making Waves (WMV). Visit link for more info on WMV SoulFest 2023. Dec. 16, 4-10 p.m. my805tix.com. Vibe Health Lounge, 1238 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. NORTH COAST SLO COUNT Y

BLIND FLOWER EXPERIENCE: WINTER SOLSTICE 2023 A nourishing, supportive, and relaxing experience of gentle yoga, mindful movement, breathing techniques, and guided meditation—enhanced by plant and mushroom wellness products available at Plantae + Fungi. Dec. 21, 6-8 p.m. $40. 805-395-9323. plantaeandfungi.com. Plantae and Fungi, 750 Sheffield St., Cambria. CENTRAL COAST WOOD CARVERS Learn the art of wood carving or wood burning. Join Central Coast Wood Carvers in Morro Bay at St. Timothy’s. Open for beginners, intermediate, or advance. Learn a wide range of techniques and skills. Mask Required. Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m.12:30 p.m. Free. St. Timothy’s Catholic Church, 962 Piney Way, Morro Bay, 805-772-2840, sttimothymorrobay.org/index.html.

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Santa’s Pizza Party takes place on Saturday, Dec. 16, from 12:15 to 1 p.m., at the Historical Society’s Heritage Gardens in Arroyo Grande. Pizza will be provided by local favorite Palo Mesa Pizza during this family-friendly holiday event. Pre-registration is encouraged. Tickets are available in advance at my805tix.com. Visit christmasagvillage.com for more info. —C.W. CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING Co-Dependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a Twelve Step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Meeting is hybrid (both in person and on Zoom). For information, call 805-900-5237. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. thecambriaconnection.org/. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria, (805) 927-1654. EMBARCADERO WELCOMES SANTA Visit Santa’s house at the Embarcadero. Dec. 16, 5-8 p.m. morrobay.org. Embarcadero Morro Bay, 714 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. HOLIDAY PARTY SPECTACULAR An end of the year celebration with improv and sketch comedy performances during the show portion of the evening, and a party afterwards. There will be dancing, music, drinks, a gift exchange, and much more Dec. 16, 6-10 p.m. my805tix.com. The Benedict, 1401 Quintana Road, Morro Bay. SOCRATES: DISCUSSION GROUP Group members present interesting and thought provoking topics of all sorts. Topics are selected in advance and moderated by volunteers. Vaccinations are necessary. Enter through wooden gate to garden area. Wednesdays, 10 a.m. 805-528-7111. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/.

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FOOD TRUCK FRIDAYS AT COSTA DE ORO Featured vendors in the series include Cali Coast Tacos, Cubanissimo, Danny’s Pizza Co., Chef Ricks, and more. Call venue for monthly schedules. Fridays 805-922-1468. costadeorowines.com. Costa De Oro Winery, 1331 S. Nicholson Ave., Santa Maria. FOOD TRUCK FRIDAYS AT WINE STONE INN Fridays, 5-8 p.m. Wine Stone Inn, 255 W. Clark Ave., Orcutt, 805-332-3532, winestoneinn.com/. FRIDAY NIGHT FUN Karaoke with DJ Nasty. With Beer Bucket specials. Kitchen stays open late. Come out and sing your favorite song. Fridays, 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866. PRESQU’ILE WINERY: WINE CLUB Call or go online to make a reservation to taste at the winery or find more info on the winery’s Wine Club offerings. ongoing presquilewine.com/ club/. Presqu’ile Winery, 5391 Presqu’ile Dr., Santa Maria, 805-937-8110. SIPPIN’ SUNDAYS: HOLIDAY STYLE WITH CLASSIC HOLIDAY MOVIES Every Sunday, come cozy up inside the tasting room and listen to great artists. Every December Sunday, classic Christmas movies will be shown as well. Sundays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-937-8463. cottonwoodcanyon.com. Cottonwood Canyon Vineyard And Winery, 3940 Dominion Rd, Santa Maria. TACO TUESDAY Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. Wine Stone Inn, 255 W. Clark Ave., Orcutt, 805-332-3532, winestoneinn.com/.

for winners. BYO food. Third Friday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-292-1500. Two Broads Ciderworks, 3427 Roberto Ct., suite 130, San Luis Obispo, twobroadscider.com. SLO COMMUNITY HOLIDAY FEAST Enjoy a delicious holiday dinner, live musical entertainment, and winter clothing care packages for unhoused individuals or anyone in need. Volunteers, cooks, and donors are needed to help with this event. Please sign up online. Dec. 25, 2:45-5:30 p.m. 805-594-1999. signupgenius.com. Odd Fellows Hall, 520 Dana St., San Luis Obispo. SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts more than 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

THURSDAY EVENING BAR TAKEOVER Call venue or visit website to find out about featured vintners. Thursdays stellerscellar.com. Steller’s Cellar, 405 E. Clark Ave., Orcutt. WINE AND DESIGN CLASSES Check Wine and Design’s Orcutt website for the complete list of classes, for various ages. ongoing Varies. wineanddesign.com/orcutt. Wine and Design, 3420 Orcutt Road, suite 105, Orcutt. LOMPOC/VANDENBERG

HEAD GAMES TRIVIA AND TACO TUESDAYS CLASH Don’t miss Head Games Trivia at COLD Coast Brewing Company every Tuesday night. Teams can be up to 6 members. Earn prizes and bragging rights. Kekas will be serving their delicious local fare. Fun for all ages. Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-819-0723. coldcoastbrewing. com. COLD Coast Brewing Company, 118 W Ocean Ave, Lompoc. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y

CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER Marisol Restaurant hosts a special Christmas Eve Dinner, famous and legendary with locals and visitors. Savor your favorites from the specially crafted Christmas Eve menu that will ignite the holiday cheer in every bite, according to the venue. Dec. 24, 1-8 p.m. $85 per person. 805-5563316. cliffshotelandspa.com. The Cliffs Hotel and Spa, 2757 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach. SANTA’S PALO MESA PIZZA PARTY Join Santa Claus at the Historical Society’s Heritage Gardens in Arroyo Grande, and enjoy delicious, award-winning pizza generously provided by Palo Mesa Pizza. Dec. 16, 12:15 p.m. my805tix. com. Heritage House and Gardens, 126 S. Mason, Arroyo Grande. SAN LUIS OBISPO

DOWNTOWN SLO FARMERS MARKET Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo. HEAD GAMES TRIVIA NIGHT Live multi-media trivia every Wednesday. Free to play. Win prizes. Teams up to six players. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. headgamestrivia.com. Antigua Brewing, 1009 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-242-1167. HOPPY HOUR (SELECT FRIDAYS) Visit some of the best craft beverage locations in San Luis Obispo. Tours start at The Hub on selected Fridays. Check site for full schedule and tickets. Fridays, 3-7 p.m. through Jan. 26 behoppytours.com/. The Hub, 1701 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. PROJECT HOPE AND FAIRNESS FUNDRAISER Enjoy the sweet taste of chocolate with Tom Neuhaus (founder) and support the cocoa farmers who bring us this treat. Just mention “Project Hope and Fairness” to help us help these West African farmers’ lives and communities. Beer, wine, and any purchase will assist. Dec. 15, 4-6 p.m. Free; any purchase contributes 50 percent to cause. projecthopeandfairness.org. House of Bread, 1025 Farmhouse Lane, San Luis Obispo, 805-801-4853. QUEER TRIVIA Sip some cider, test your LGBTQ trivia knowledge, and learn new fun facts. Topic themes and hosts rotate each week. Prizes

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LADIES NIGHT OUT Music by DJ Van Gloryious and DJ Panda. Features delicious daiquiri specials. Thursdays, 8 p.m.-midnight Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805623-8866. LINE DANCING FUN For adults ages 50 and older. Learn basic patterns and steps to some of your favorite music. This beginner-friendly class is for anyone that enjoys dancing. Wednesdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m. through Dec. 27 Free. 805-9250951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria. LIVE MUSIC AT STELLER’S CELLAR Enjoy live music most Fridays and Saturdays. Call venue or check website to find out who’s performing. Fridays, Saturdays stellerscellar.com. Steller’s Cellar, 405 E. Clark Ave., Orcutt. MUSIC AT ROSCOE’S KITCHEN Live DJ and karaoke every Friday and Saturday night. Featured acts include Soul Fyah Band, DJ Nasty, DJ Jovas, and more. Fridays, Saturdays, 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866. MUSIC LESSONS AT COELHO ACADEMY Learn to play piano, drums, guitar, base, ukulele, or violin, or take vocal lessons. ongoing 805-9250464. coelhomusic.com/Lessons/lessons.html. Coelho Academy of Music, 325 E. Betteravia Rd., Santa Maria. OLD TOWN ORCUTT COUNTRY CHRISTMAS WITH PRYOR BAIRD An acoustic guitar round featuring Orcutt native Pryor Baird, Nashville’s David Tolliver, and Stephen Styles. Bring a new unwrapped toy for discounted entry, benefiting Toys For Tots. Dec. 16, 3 p.m. my805tix.com/. Blast 825 Brewery, 241 S Broadway St., Ste. 101, Orcutt, 805-934-3777. SUNDAY NIGHT FUN End the weekend with some good vibes. Music by DJ Van Gloryious. Sundays, 8 p.m.-midnight Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866. UKULELE JAM SESSIONS This is a drop-in program. Play melodies and many songs with other musicians. Baritone ukuleles are available to use or bring your own. Music and music strands provided. Mondays, Wednesdays, 10:3011:30 a.m. through Dec. 27 Free. 805-925-0951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria. SANTA YNEZ VALLE Y

LIVE MUSIC SUNDAYS Sundays, 2-6 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208, brickbarnwineestate.com. SOLVANG PARK LIGHT AND MUSIC SHOW Every evening during Solvang Julefest, Solvang Park will come alive with all that sparkles and shines. Enjoy a 10-minute light and music display on the hour each night. Through Jan. 6, 2024 solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang. SONGWRITERS AT PLAY CONTEST IN SOLVANG Contestants: Sweet Peaches, Kara Alexys, Jayden Secor, Julian Talamantez Brolaski, Michael Wilds, Chris Mariscal, Ruben Lee Dalton, Dillon Vanders, Wildflower & the Bees, Matt Yaki. 3 judges award 3 prizes, leading to $1,000 Grand Prize in April. Free show open to ages 21 and over. Dec. 18, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/events. High Roller Tiki Lounge, 433 Alisal Road, Solvang. WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208, brickbarnwineestate.com.

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FEMALE ROCKERS DANCE PARTY Features live rock music from Girl Dad and headlining act Pink Envy. Dec. 22, 7-11 p.m. my805tix.com/. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc. SOUNDHOUSE BAND LIVE Enjoy your favorite rock, country, reggae, ska and R & B songs from the late ‘70s, ‘80s, and ‘90s. Dec. 16, 7 p.m. my805tix.com/. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y

JINGLE JAZZ HOLIDAY PARTY Savor a $25 festive feast, with complimentary entry for Silver members and a champagne toast for all guests. Reserve your spot now and relish tunes by the Riptide Big Band and the Jingle Belles. Dec. 17, 1-4 p.m. $25. 805-937-8402. my805tix.com. Pismo Beach Veterans Memorial Hall, 780 Bello St., Pismo Beach. KARAOKE EVERY FRIDAY Enjoy some good food and karaoke. Fridays, 5-8 p.m. 805-723-5550. The Central Grill, 545 Orchard Road, Nipomo. KARAOKE EVERY WEDNESDAY A weekly event with barbecue offerings and more. Wednesdays, 4-8 p.m. Rancho Nipomo BBQ, 108 Cuyama Ln., Nipomo, 805-925-3500. KERRY IRISH PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS AN IRISH CHRISTMAS As seen on PBS. Join an award-winning cast of Riverdance principals and World Champion Dancers in a celebration of the great traditions of Christmas in Ireland: butter-making, chasing the wren on St. Stephen’s Day, drawing down the half door, and more. Dec. 22, 7-10 p.m. $40-$59. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/ an-irish-christmas-2023/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. KIP, INC. PRESENTS THE SOUND OF CHRISTMAS SING-ALONG Sing your way into the season with holiday favorites. A fun-filled sing-along with orchestra and choir, and a wonderful way to celebrate the holidays with those you love. Featuring Emmynominated conductor Charles Fernandez, the Sound of Christmas Chamber Players and Choir, and narrator Sheelagh Cullen. Dec. 23, 2 p.m. $35-$50. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. SAN LUIS OBISPO

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CAROLS AT CHRISTMAS Sing Christmas Carols at the top of your lungs. A half-hour of joyous caroling takes place just before Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve. All are welcome, whoever you are, and wherever you are on your spiritual journey. Dec. 24, 10:30-11 p.m. 805-543-72112. ststephensslo.org. St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church, 1344 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo. CENTRAL COAST YOUTH CHORUS PRESENTS AN OLDFASHIONED HOLIDAY enjoy performances by Cadenza Choir, Cadence Choir, and Brio Choir at the beautiful and historic First Presbyterian Church in downtown SLO. Dec. 16, 3-5 p.m. my805tix.com. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-5451. CHRISTMAS JAZZ VESPERS WITH THE DAVE BECKER QUINTET The First Presbyterian Church of SLO is pleased to present their seventh annual Christmas Jazz Vespers, featuring the Dave Becker Quintet. All proceeds will benefit Friends of 40 Prado. Dec. 17, 7-9 p.m. my805tix.com. First Presbyterian Church of SLO, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-5451. CUESTA CHOIRS: HEALING HOLIDAYS CONCERT Join to relax, unwind, de-stress, and gear up for your winter holiday season. The Cuesta Chamber Singers and Voce will charm and inspire you with holiday chestnuts, soothing choral music, and peppy jazz Christmas classics. Dec. 15, 7:30 p.m. General Admission: $15; Student with ID: $10. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. A FANCY CHRISTMAS SHOW A holiday songscape where attendees can spend time together, and enjoy a stellar lineup of musical acts. Dec. 17, 6 p.m. my805tix.com/. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo, 805 242-8372. JAKE SHIMABURKURO: CHRISTMAS IN HAWAII Ukulele maestro Jake Shimabukuro invites you to this heartwarming holiday extravaganza. With bassist Jackson Waldhoff and singer-songwriter Justin Kawika Young, Jake transforms timeless classics into Hawaiian delights. Experience an enchanting, joyful evening. Dec. 19, 7:30-9 p.m. $34-$56. 805-756-2787. calpolyarts. org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com. SLO COUNTY TRUMPET ALLIANCE WINTER CONCERT The SLO County Trumpet Alliance closes out its season with a winter concert. The Fall 2023 CPAC season is sponsored by Joan G. Sargen in loving memory of Dr. Marie E. Rosenwasser. Dec. 17, 2 p.m. General Admission: $15; Student with ID: $10. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. SLO MASTER CHORALE: HOLIDAY FEST AND SING-ALONG Join with the SLO Master Chorale to perform the great choruses from Handel’s ever-popular masterpiece, “Messiah.” Experience the magic of the Forbes Pipe Organ, played by Cal Poly University Organist Paul Woodring. Audience members are invited to listen to the “Messiah” choruses or join in. Dec. 16, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $12$28. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. m

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Central Coast Comedy Theatre: Improv Comedy Student Showcase THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14 SLO Wine & Beer Co.

By the Sea Productions: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

Shamanic Morning Rituals for Vitality

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15 Aurora Meditations & Rituals, Morro Bay

SLO Botanical Garden, El Chorro Park

SLO Brew Rock, San Luis Obispo

A Very Merry Monte Mills Holiday Cocktail Party

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15 SLO Public Market

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15 Club Car Bar, Templeton Mercantile

FRI, SAT, SUN, DECEMBER 15, 16, 17 First Presbyterian Church, SLO

Santa’s Palo Mesa Pizza Party

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 Palo Mesa Pizza, Arroyo Grande

Downtown Paso Robles Main Street: 33rd Annual Victorian Teddy Bear Tea

Women Making Waves: Holiday SoulFest 2023

Soundhouse Band (’70s, ’80s, ’90s Cover Band)

Mickey Avalon at Kreuzberg California SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 Kreuzberg California, SLO

Cambria Community Chorale: It’s the Holiday Season

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17 Community Presbyterian Church, Cambria

7th Annual Christmas Jazz Vespers: Dave Becker Quintet

A Stand-Up Comedy Show: Wendy Wilkins Headlining

Numbskull & Good Medicine: Chris Shiflett with Tom Curren

Good Medicine Presents: Margaritas Podridas w/Alex Vile

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 Vibe Health Retreats, Arroyo Grande

Coastal Wine & Paint Party

Central Coast Comedy Theatre: Improv Comedy Show

New Year’s Eve 2024: Boogie Wonderland

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16, 23, 30 Harmony Cafe at the Pewter Plough, Cambria

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17 First Presbyterian Church, SLO

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

MONDAY, DECEMBER 18 Park Cinemas, Paso Robles

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 20 Club Car Bar, Templeton Mercantile

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 Park Ballroom, Paso Robles

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 21 Club Car Bar, Templeton Mercantile

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Orcutt Community Theater: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians FRI, SAT, SUN, DECEMBER 15, 16, 17 Klein Dance Arts Studio, Santa Maria

Central Coast Youth Chorus: An Old Fashioned Holiday SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 First Presbyterian Church, SLO

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Central Coast Aquarium

Dollar Beer Tuesdays at Launch & Ladder Pub

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 19 & 26 • 4PM Santa Rosa St. at Foothill, SLO

Live Music, Trivia, Karaoke, and more!

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 The Stockyard at Blast 825 Brewery

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17 Bang the Drum Brewery, SLO

Winter Solstice Rituals for Renewal

Kingdom Come: Holiday Drag King Show & Dance party

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 21 Aurora Meditations & Rituals, Morro Bay

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Old Town Orcutt Country Christmas with Pryor Baird

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Arts ARTS BRIEFS 12th annual Jingle Jazz Holiday Party features local bands, lunch festivities

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MALL WALLS: A showcase of artworks by Boys & Girls Clubs of the Mid Central Coast members, ranging from ages 6 to 15, is currently on display at the Santa Maria Town Center through Dec. 19.

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In conjunction with the 2023-24 Boys & Girls Clubs of America National Arts Contest, the Boys & Girls Clubs of Mid Central Coast is currently hosting a kids art showcase at the Santa Maria Town Center. The exhibit will be on display through Dec. 19. A reception to celebrate the Mid Central Coast chapter’s winning artists will be held on Dec. 14, at 5:30 p.m. For more info on the contest and other programs hosted by the Boys & Girls Clubs of Mid Central Coast, visit centralcoastkids.org.

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The Basin Street Regulars presents its 12th annual Jingle Jazz Holiday Party at the Pismo Beach Veterans Hall on Sunday, Dec. 17, from 1 to 4 p.m. Tickets to this holiday event—which features live music from the Riptide Big Band and the Jingle Belles, lunch, and Champagne—are available to purchase in advance at my805tix.com. Thanks to ongoing support from the Santa Maria Valley Senior Club and the Community Foundation of San Luis Obispo County, the Riptide Big Band has been providing live dance music at venues across Central Coast for nearly a decade, according to press materials. The ensemble will be celebrating its 10th anniversary in January. The band, based in Santa Maria and led by former music teacher Judy Lindquist, includes musicians from both San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara counties and specializes in big band era music, soft rock from the ’60s and ’70s, the music standards of the ’30s and ’40s, and “pretty much anything written for standard big band orchestration,” according to the group’s website. The Jingle Belles, a local trio of singers, will open for the Riptide Big Band at the Jingle Jazz Holiday Party. Since 2013, the group has provided live holiday music for several local organizations over the years, including the Oceano Friends of the Airport, the Oaks at Nipomo, the San Luis Obispo Country Club, and others across the Central Coast.

Requests to reserve the Jingle Belles for a holiday concert can be submitted on the band’s website. The group is open to performing at venues in San Luis Obispo, Santa Barbara, and Monterey counties. Along with live music, guests of the Jingle Jazz Holiday Party can look forward to a lunch, which will include ham, turkey, scalloped potatoes, butternut squash casserole, Italian green beans, and rolls. Lunch and a complimentary glass of Champagne are both included with the price of admission, $25 Silver members of the Basin Street Regulars Hot Jazz Club can attend the party for free but are asked to RSVP with Shonda Croly at (805) 937-2419 or shamrockshonda59@gmail.com. To find out more about the 12th annual Jingle Jazz Holiday Party and other programs hosted by the Basin Street Regulars, visit pismojazz.com. The Pismo Beach Veterans Hall is located at 780 Bello St., Pismo Beach. Dedicated to the preservation and promotion of traditional jazz, the Basin Street Regulars is a nonprofit tax-exempt organization that provides scholarships and jazz music camps to promising young musicians. Call (805) 937-8402 or email pismojazz2015@gmail.com for more details about the nonprofit. m Arts Briefs is compiled by Arts Editor Caleb Wiseblood. Send information to cwiseblood@santamariasun.com.

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y their early teens, Dalí, Michelangelo, and Picasso had already dipped their toes into the world of dipping paint brushes. That same world has beckoned some young local artists, who’ve started painting as early as age 6. Their work is now featured in a new showcase at the Santa Maria Town Center. Located across from the second floor entrance of Macy’s, an endearing display of artworks created by young members of the Boys & Girls Clubs of Mid Central Coast is well worth the escalator ride for any mall visitor. “We have 11 clubs that participate—all the way from Paso Robles, Shandon, to Santa Maria, Guadalupe,” said Anna Libbon, vice president of Club Success with the clubs’ Mid Central Coast chapter and co-coordinator of its art exhibit. On the morning of Dec. 14, a group of appointed judges will peruse the showcase and determine which pieces will move forward to the regional round of the 2023-24 Boys & Girls Clubs of America National Arts Contest.

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because that opportunity’s not always available to them.” With support from Boys & Girls Club staffers Jeanette Blanco and Mary Bolton, Libbon assembled the nonprofit’s latest art show from a collection of paintings, drawings, and other works created by kids during the organization’s various art programs offered throughout the year at club spaces in Santa Maria, Guadalupe, Atascadero, Paso Robles, Creston, and Shandon. Artworks on display in the mall showcase were arranged according to age level and medium. Visitors of the pop-up exhibition can look forward to viewing a colorful assortment of pieces created with watercolor, pastel, and other approaches. Libbon’s personal favorite medium in the show is monochromatic drawing. Pieces by young artists in the exhibit who took this single-color route were brought to life by pencil, charcoal, or ink. While the show features different sections based on the media, the contest’s participants weren’t limited to basing their works on specific themes or adhering to similar conceptual constraints, Libbon said. Subjects in the exhibit range from landscapes of abstract, otherworldly settings to down-to-earth portraits of wildlife. “They can create anything they want,” Libbon said. “We want them to just use their own imagination and be creative.” Unlike many other art showcases in cities along the Central Coast and elsewhere, there won’t be a price tag attached to any of the pieces featured in the Boys & Girls Club of Mid Central Coast display. “The kids want their artwork back,” Libbon said, explaining that nothing in the show is for sale. “Even the ones we send to nationals that compete, we get those back so we can give them back to the children.” m Arts Editor Caleb Wiseblood would pay through the nose for the whole lot. Outbid him at cwiseblood@santamariasun.com.

WATERCOLOR FOR ELEPHANTS: One of the featured watercolor pieces in the Boys & Girls Clubs of Mid Central Coast kids art exhibit in Santa Maria was created by Keaton, age 6, at the nonprofit’s Atascadero site on Olmeda Avenue.

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Anna: The film doesn’t aim to settle things for the audience. Instead, I was left with a vague sense of doom and no idea what’s to come for this group. For a film that’s supposed to feel uneasy, it’s the perfect way to leave things—like these characters, I felt adrift and unsure. It’s clever filmmaking to the end. m

OBSESSION: Todd Haynes (Far From Heaven, I’m Not There) directs Natalie Portman (left) and Julianne Moore in May December, streaming on Netflix.

anyone getting between her and her art. Slowly, Elizabeth becomes Gracie, adopting her look, mannerisms, and behavior. Though Gracie believes she’s the victim of her story, the true victim remains Joe, and as Elizabeth’s transformation becomes complete, neither Joe nor Gracie is spared. (117 min.) —Glen

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EXPERIMENTAL PLANTING: In November, Jalama Canyon Ranch planted several rows of blue elderberry as part of a White Buffalo Land Trust project. IMMUNITY BOOSTER: With a recent USDA-funded grant, the White Buffalo Land Trust is working with Central Coast farmers to grow blue elderberry as an economically viable, eco-conscious crop.

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ith the help of nearly $5 million in federal funding, a Santa Barbara County elderberry farming experiment kicked off in November, aiming to make the locally grown medicinal plant more widely available on the West Coast. Spearheaded by the White Buffalo Land Trust, a regenerative farming-focused nonprofit founded in Summerland five years ago, the project will explore how to best propagate and cultivate blue elderberry on a handful of small Central Coast farms. On the chilly morning of Nov. 3, the sun was just starting to light up the delicate green and blush leaves of an elderberry sapling, less than 24 hours after the first plants for the project went into the earth at Jalama Canyon Ranch. The White Buffalo Land Trust bought the 1,400-acre property in April 2022,

and this small elderberry planting is the trust’s inaugural farming endeavor on the property. Featuring about 100 plants, this site will serve as the entire project’s demonstration orchard, showing others how best to grow the plant. They’ll be testing seed-based saplings—like most of these initial plants—as well as vegetative cuttings of wild elderberry, like the highly productive shrub that sits in the creek bed a few yards away. “The economic lens and ecological lens hit the sweet spot on this project,” explains Ana Smith, who lives at the ranch and runs White Buffalo’s daily operations with her husband, Jesse Smith. “We already have more requests coming in to take part.” The tart, tiny fruits are loaded with illness-fighting nutrients, according to indigenous knowledge—and modern science has revealed elderberry’s

effectiveness in boosting the immune system, treating skin conditions, and enhancing the biodiversity of ecosystems. The global elderberry wellness supplement market alone exceeded $1 billion in sales in 2023— the pandemic triggered a significant, sustained bump—and the sales numbers are expected to nearly triple in a decade, according to Future Market Insights. Given California’s recurrent droughts, Jesse is particularly fired up about elderberry’s ability to survive in the driest of times. “If a grower was to implement irrigation and then found that they had to drastically reduce it, the elderberry would not die,” said Jesse. “You can’t say the same about avocado or coffee or wine grapes or a lot of other things. This is the closest crop that you’re gonna find to a weed.” Though November marked the project’s first earth-turning, the paper-pushing started a year-and-ahalf earlier, when the White Buffalo team applied for a U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) grant that focused on climate-smart commodities. Of the 140 grants eventually awarded across the country, many dealt with composting and other accepted strategies for large-scale commodities like soy, grain, dairy, and livestock. “Very few focused on perennial tree crops,” explained Jesse of their

elderberry application. “We are definitely part of a distinct minority.” That’s one reason why, this past spring, the USDA’s undersecretary personally delivered the $4.6 million check to White Buffalo in a small presentation with state and regional resource managers in attendance. The local enterprise was one of only seven grantees nationwide to get such direct attention. “They were very excited about the fact that we already had partnerships and relationships in place,” said Jesse, who’s been a leader in eco-minded farming around the region since cofounding Casitas Valley Farm in 2012. In addition to the demonstration orchard at Jalama Canyon Ranch and two spots at Restoration Oaks Ranch— one in the existing blueberry field, the other on denuded land near the oak nursery—the farming partners are Orella Ranch, known for raising heritage pigs, chickens, and cattle on the Gaviota Coast; Chamberlin Ranch, which is a leader in carbon sequestration on cattle pastures in the Santa Ynez Valley; and the Santa Ynez Band of the Chumash, whose Camp 4 property will house the elderberry nursery. Though those initial partners are based in Santa Barbara County, the grant’s geographic scope actually extends from Los Angeles to Monterey counties, so other farms may get involved down the road. The goal is for every initial

property to plant their elderberries by next spring or fall, with commercialsized harvests starting in 2025. But the project is looking at more than farming: “If you don’t have a place to take raw goods and give them a cursory processing, then you’re never gonna be able to develop a market for producers,” Jesse explained. “That was a major component of this project: funding the development of a regional processing facility.” That facility, the Jungle Beverage Company, is tucked into the back of a nondescript office/warehouse district just north of the Santa Maria Airport. Jim Crooks was there that same November day trying to prepare a mostly empty, 4,500-square-foot building for an upcoming food safety inspection. Crooks was a brewmaster for Firestone Walker until he left in 2022. There, he developed the Barrelworks brand that thrived on using native plants, like elderberry, in sour beers. He also made a chocolate-orange beer, which came from meeting Mike Orlando, the marine biologist-turnedchocolate-producer who owns TwentyFour Blackbirds in Santa Barbara. They combined their business acumen to create Jungle Beverage, a comanufacturing company, which means they help other companies develop products and then keg/can/package

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