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arry Ferini hands his Santa Barbara County 4th District Planning Commissioner seat off to Roy Reed after spending 11 years on the dais. In the last year, Ferini weighed in on oil projects, wind turbines, ag ponds, and the state-required housing element. And in the next year, he’s refocusing all of his efforts on his family and the family business, Rancho Laguna Farms. Staff Writer Taylor O’Connor speaks to Ferini, Reed, and 4th District Supervisor Bob Nelson about Ferini’s commission tenure and the future [6]. In addition, you can read about what could be in store for county agriculture property owners [4]; a Santa Ynez Valley author’s sixth murder mystery novel [22]; and Woodin You Like to Party’s charcuterie spreads for the holidays [25]. Camillia Lanham editor

GREENER PASTURES: Larry Ferini attended his last Santa Barbara County Planning Commission meeting as a commissioner on Nov. 29.

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News POLITICAL WATCH • Assemblymember Gregg Hart (D-Santa Barbara) and State Sen. Monique Limón (D-Santa Barbara) presented a $750,000 check for the Santa Barbara County Fire Department to purchase a marine rescue boat, according to a Nov. 28 statement from Hart’s office. “The Conception dive boat disaster and numerous environmental emergencies have underscored the importance of enhancing emergency response capabilities along our coastline,” Hart said in the statement. “This marine rescue boat will enhance the lifesaving and disaster response capabilities of the Santa Barbara County Fire Department. I am committed to ensuring that our first responders have the tools that they need to keep our community safe.” The Santa Barbara-based dive boat, the P/V Conception, caught fire and sank near Santa Cruz Island on Labor Day in 2019, killing 33 passengers and one crew member. On Nov. 6, 2023, the boat’s captain was found guilty by a jury on one count of misconduct or neglect of a ship officer—commonly known as seaman’s manslaughter. “It is critical that the Santa Barbara County Fire Department has access to resources that will help save lives. This marine rescue boat will help our first responders keep our community members safe during times of crisis and enhance their ability to carry out their duties,” Limón said in the statement. • On Nov. 28, U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal (D-Santa Barbara) announced that $550,000 in down payment assistance grants for were awarded to first-time, middle-income homebuyers on the Central Coast through the Federal Home Loan Bank of San Francisco (FHLBSF). The 11 awards came from a new pilot program through the federally backed bank to support aspiring California homeowners who are increasingly being left behind in the face of rising home prices and now rising interest rates. The FHLBSF’s Middle-Income Down Payment Assistance Program was launched in May to provide matching grants of up to $50,000 per household in California, with private funds from the bank’s partner institutions. “Owning a home is a dream that is becoming less and less of a reality for Central Coast residents, and a primary obstacle is the down payment required by homes whose prices have been rising to even more unobtainable levels with rising interest rates,” Carbajal said in a statement. “I’m glad to see our federally backed banks set up with the explicit purpose of supporting housing accessibility in our communities exploring more ways that they can provide the support needed to make a dent in California’s deepening housing crisis.” • U.S. Sen. Alex Padilla (D-California) introduced a pair of bills on Nov. 30 that would help minority- and women-owned businesses compete for contracts to develop and build federal infrastructure projects. In a statement, Padilla’s office said that the Disadvantaged Business Enterprise Supportive Services Expansion Act and the Accelerating Small Business Growth Act would help agencies work toward President Joe Biden’s new goal of increasing the share of federal contracts that go to small, disadvantaged businesses by 50 percent by 2025, which could translate to an additional $100 billion for these businesses. The bills would raise the annual funding cap of the Federal Highway Administration’s Disadvantaged Business Enterprise Supportive Services Program, replicate the program at the Federal Transit Agency and the Federal Aviation Administration, and create a grant program to help transportation agencies work with underserved businesses looking to improve growth and competitiveness for contracts. “Small businesses, particularly those that are minorityand women-owned, hold enormous potential to bolster our economy, but they have historically faced disproportionate barriers to succeed in America,” Padilla said in the statement. “The unprecedented investment in American infrastructure from the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law over the next decade provides a major opportunity to create good-paying jobs that uplift disadvantaged communities. These bills would provide the resources to help women and minority entrepreneurs develop self-sufficiency in competing for federal contracts, helping to build prosperity in communities that have too often been left behind.” m

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of a former gas station, on a 16,309-square-foot plot along Mission Drive. The gas station, which ceased operations approximately two decades ago, is completely gone, and all that’s left is a grassy parcel, which hasn’t been repurposed. Old Mission Santa Inés owns the site through the Archdiocese of Los Angeles, according to the staff report. It’s located less than half a mile from the Mission. The proposed hotel includes a gathering hall shaped like a church steeple and one cottage suite that resembles a windmill, Solvang Planning Manager Rafael Castillo said during the Planning Commission’s review of the project’s development plan. “The one thing to note is there is no on-site parking,” Castillo said. “Per the Solvang municipal code, the project does require 10 parking spaces.” The city allows exceptions to the on-site parking rule if the project applicant can provide PROTECT AG LAND: While the ag community was supportive of Santa Barbara County’s ag enterprise ordinance, a feasible off-site parking growers, vintners, and ranchers came forward during the Nov. 29 Planning Commission hearing to make suggestions arrangement within 500 feet on how to make it more affordable for landowners to participate while keeping agriculture at the forefront. of the proposed development, Castillo explained. impact camping almost like Hipcamp. We know County Planning According to the staff report, the project Hipcamps happen here, people come on, they’re applicant, Edward St. George, is behind several Commission begins self-contained, and they go,” Heyden said. upcoming projects, each within 500 feet of the conceptual hearings for She added that farm-stay opportunities proposed hotel site that may have potential also need an exempt category. Currently, the ag enterprise ordinance excess parking. ordinance would require people to stay in the An opportunity to expand beyond cattle Staff recommended that the Planning “principal dwelling” and that the resident needs ranching could help Mary Heyden and her Commission approve the hotel’s development to be at the home as well. family keep the historic Ted Chamberlin Ranch plan with a caveat to ensure there’s a parking “I’m going to be honest, I don’t want people in Los Olivos, she said. plan in place before any construction begins. staying in my house, but I do have a nice guest Heyden’s grandfather purchased the 8,000“The project has been conditioned to have house that could be used for a farm stay,” acre ranch in 1929, and it has remained intact a recorded document approved by the city with her family for the last three generations, but Heyden said. “I’m asking they switch from a attorney documenting available parking before principal dwelling and they can be in existing it’s been difficult, she said at the Nov. 29 Santa a building permit is issued,” Castillo said. “If Barbara County Planning Commission meeting. dwellings.” there’s no documented excess parking spaces While ranchers were asking for more leniency “Eight thousand acres in Santa Barbara available … the applicant will be required to pay to having people on their properties, Santa County is a very valuable asset, but it doesn’t in lieu parking fees.” Barbara County Grower-Shipper Association bring much income or any income. Our According to Solvang’s current fee schedule, President Claire Wineman shared her concerns concern is how are we going to hand it down to an in lieu parking fee is $12,376. While the for allowing people on ag properties that grow the next generation?” Heyden said during the project site has been undeveloped since the early row crops. commission’s county ag enterprise ordinance 2000s, Castillo said that a two-story commercial “I want to draw attention to the importance of discussion. “To be able to do this, we are going to building was planned for the property and having sufficient buffers, protection of prime soils, have to develop supplemental income.” approved in 2007, but the concept was parcel size, campgrounds, and farm stays and the The county’s ag enterprise ordinance is abandoned before the construction stage. mitigation of conflicts between ag operations and an opportunity for landowners to use their With staff’s recommendation and the Design properties for more than ag activities, expanding a new public presence,” Wineman said. Review Committee’s support, the Planning Adding a buffer zone between ag operations allowable uses to include things like farm stands, Commission ultimately agreed to approve the farm stays, camping, trails, special events, and overnight activities like camping or farm boutique hotel’s development plan with a 3-0 educational experiences, and food services. stays would help protect produce from any vote (Planning Commissioner Joannie Jamieson Cattle ranchers, vintners, and growers shared negative impact and keep farmers in business. was absent and Planning Commissioner Aaron their support for the ordinance at the November Currently, adequate buffers are at 400 feet Petersen recused himself from voting “for meeting and suggested changes that could make minimum, but Wineman estimated that they numerous reasons,” including a conflict of it more economically feasible and protect ag could expand to miles in the future in order to interest). land. The Planning Commission will pick the protect produce. —Caleb Wiseblood discussion back up on Dec. 13. “When you are coming to camp, to stay, “It’s a thing of beauty to see these different you are looking for that picturesque, beautiful Sierra Club report groups come up with similar recommendations environment, and we have a lot of that, but also and support one another’s recommendations,” a lot of ag is an industrial place of work. That’s highlights need for idle 3rd District Commissioner John Parke told the where these comments are coming from,” oil wells policy change Sun. “We want this to be appealing, compatible, Wineman said. “There are direct impacts to the About 1,600 of California’s 41,000-plus idle or and something that will truly benefit agriculture site and neighboring uses that are high intensity orphaned oil wells are in Santa Barbara County, and something they can work with.” that are essential to the food, income, and according to a new report by environmental One of the suggestions Heyden highlighted employment of our community.” nonprofit the Sierra Club. during public comment was adding a camping —Taylor O’Connor The California Department of Geologic option that was exempt from permitting. Energy Management Division (CalGEM) Well The current draft of the ordinance requires New hotel planned for Finder database shows that Santa Barbara landowners to get a conditional use permit—the County had 1,481 idle wells with approximately Old Mission Santa Inésmost expensive permit, which takes months 35,000 total in the state. According to a CalGEM owned parcel to process. Heyden said going through the report compiling well data from 2021, it Vacant for about 20 years, an empty lot in conditional use permitting process and high estimated that 5,265 wells were deserted and 55 Solvang is being eyed by a developer with a costs could hold landowners back from moving wells were orphaned in California. different type of vacancy in mind. forward with adding camping opportunities to “For all current orphaned and idle wells, it’s During its Dec. 4 meeting, the Solvang their day-to-day operations. presenting a $10 billion risk to taxpayers if we Planning Commission reviewed a proposal to “I’m proposing we do something to the NEWS continued page 5 added exempt category: dry camping or low build a new nine-unit boutique hotel at the site

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News mandated idle wells be cleaned up within one year of a well being designated as idle, Vazin said. don’t ensure that oil companies are cleaning The Sierra Club calls for the state to set a similar them up,” said Jasmine Vazin, a field organizing policy within the next legislative cycle. strategist with the Sierra Club. “The entire well “More and more wells are becoming idle, stock [active and idle wells] will be transitioning and current policy allows these wells to sit and that poses a $23 billion risk to cleaning up inactive indefinitely. They [oil companies] can infrastructure.” pay fees and create plans for years, but these can The Sierra Club’s report—“The $23 billion sit unmonitored without any strict timelines question: What created California’s orphan for cleanup,” Vazin said. “To see the changes and idle well crisis?”—looked at Chevron, Aera and have regulatory teeth to hold this industry Energy (a subsidiary of Shell and ExxonMobil accountable, we do need those changes.” until March 2023), and California Resources Corporation; their profits; the number of idle State policymakers have pushed for some wells each owns, and how much it would cost changes, with Assemblymember Gregg Hart for them to clean them up. (D-Santa Barbara) authoring a bill that was signed “This assessment finds that while California’s by Gov. Gavin Newsom this year that updates oil oil industry may be declining, the profits of its regulations and increases penalty fees for violating leading idle well holding companies … are not,” the law, according to previous Sun reporting. according to the report. Previous bills have increased the bond cost, In 2022, Chevron, Shell and ExxonMobil, and which oil companies have to take out when California Resources made $35.5 billion, $98 drilling wells and act similarly to an insurance billion (with $55.7 billion for Exxon and about policy to help the state cover cleanup costs, from $43 billion for Shell), and $13.8 billion in profits, $3 million to $30 million, but the Sierra Club respectively, according to each companies’ report found that “this authority has yet to be annual earnings reports. These companies also used” by CalGEM. hold 68 percent of the idle wells in California, “As it stands, the current statutory paradigm according to the Sierra Club’s report. that is the product of industry lobbying “Total profits for the companies directly allows operators to keep oil and gas wells idle responsible for the majority of the state’s idle in perpetuity and pay very little to do so,” wells in 2022 were 14 times higher than the according to the report. cost to plug orphan and idle wells in the state In the meantime, idle and orphaned wells are ($10 billion) and over six times higher than the impacting communities and pose an “ongoing, amount needed to plug and remediate the state’s chronic risk” until they are plugged, Vazin added. entire inventory of unplugged wells at $22.9 “California needs to stand billion,” the report stated. strong against oil industry The report followed this by lobbying and catch up to states analyzing different policies that do a better job regulating for idle wells in other oilSend any news the cleanup [of] idle wells,” producing states—Colorado, or story tips to Vazin said. m news@santamariasun.com. North Dakota, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia—that have —Taylor O’Connor

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fter serving 11 years on the Santa Barbara County Planning Commission, 4th District Commissioner Larry Ferini stepped down to focus on his family agriculture business, Rancho Laguna Farms. “I have two of my sons working for the farming operation, and it seems like a great time in my life to spend more time with them and mentoring them [on] what I learned as a grower, and at the same time learn from them,” Ferini told the Sun. “They’re teaching me as well. It’s very fulfilling to have your children teaching you too.” Ferini served in his last meeting as a commissioner on Nov. 29, where he was honored by his colleagues, members of the public, and fellow county employees. In 2023, Ferini weighed in on oil project proposals, wind turbines in Lompoc, frost ponds for vineyards in Cuyama, and the state-required Housing Element. “I look at each project as an important project. It doesn’t really matter if it’s a lot line adjustment or an oil project or a potential new housing development. They’re all intriguing in their own little way. I never really looked at any of them any differently,” Ferini said. In 2013, then 4th District Supervisor Peter Adam was looking for a commissioner to fill the seat that represents Orcutt, Garey, Sisquoc, Tepusquet Canyon, Los Alamos, and parts of unincorporated Lompoc. Ferini first volunteered to help the supervisor with finding a commissioner and later filled the seat himself. “I’ve always been interested in land use, and there was a guy named Harrell Fletcher who used to be a county supervisor and [was] a professional land use planner. He and I would get together once a month and talk about land use,” Ferini said. “He kind of sparked that in me; when the position became available, I thought it would be very interesting because of the background Harrell had given me over the years.” The Orcutt native used his experience in agriculture—his business grows blackberries, raspberries, strawberries, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, and lettuce for major U.S. produce operations and employs more than 1,000 people during harvest season—to weigh in on projects before the Planning Commission. “The biggest challenge of the job is the time it takes and the depth to go into a project— [understanding] a project and staff’s position on the project, of course listening to the public, and figuring out how to put the whole puzzle together,” Ferini said. His motto with Supervisor Adam was that

he would serve unless Adam found someone he would prefer on the dais, but the supervisor was content with Ferini’s perspective so he stayed on the commission, he said. “When Supervisor [Bob] Nelson was elected, I agreed to continue to serve under him, and over time we found quite a few people interested in the position,” Ferini said. Ultimately, Ferini and Nelson landed on Roy Reed: a Santa Maria Valley native who worked in the dental and pharmaceutical industry for 30 years; served on the Santa Barbara County Taxpayers Association; represented and advocated for the oil industry in Santa Barbara County; and owns ranch land in the Garey area. Reed was sworn in as the new commissioner on Nov. 28 at the Board of Supervisors meeting and was scheduled to have his first meeting on Dec. 6. “I’m very at ease that things will go in a positive direction,” Ferini said. “They’re good people, they know what they’re doing, and as far as I’m concerned everybody does their best to make the right decisions.” Fourth District Supervisor Nelson told the Sun that Ferini was the longest serving planning commissioner from Orcutt and said that Ferini was a thoughtful, gracious, and wise person. Bringing those attributes to the Planning Commission, Ferini helped create an environment where everyone could engage with one another and understand each other’s differences, Nelson said. “A lot of their votes were pretty collaborative, and you could never guess [the result]. You go back through and there’s a lot of iterations on voting patterns as they all looked from their perspectives,” Nelson said. While Ferini’s leaving big shoes to fill, Nelson said he has a lot of confidence in Reed’s capabilities and believes he can do a good job representing the 4th District. Nelson added that Ferini will help mentor Reed and get him up to speed. “There’s not a lot of people who watch these meetings, but it’s one of Roy’s interests. He writes op-eds and cares about his community. ... He knows the good and the bad and how that has to be balanced with ag,” Nelson said. “We know Roy to be a deep thinker, strong property rights taxpayer advocate for more than a decade. We thought it would be a good fit.” Reed will finish out Ferini’s term until Nelson’s seat is up for reelection in 2024. If reelected, Nelson said he and Reed will have a follow-up conversation about the role; if Nelson doesn’t get reelected, then the new supervisor can select the next commissioner.

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RETURNING TO AG: Santa Barbara County 4th District Supervisor Bob Nelson (left) honored Planning Commissioner Larry Ferini (right) on Nov. 29. Ferini stepped down from his role as the Santa Barbara County 4th District planning commissioner after 11 years to focus on his agriculture business, Rancho Laguna Farms, and help guide his sons into the industry.

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WOMEN’S PROGRAM: After receiving roughly 25 calls a month from women asking about a recovery program, Rescue Mission Alliance Central Coast bought a house in North County for a women’s recovery program to help those facing homelessness, substance use disorder, domestic violence, or other traumatic events.

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Epidemic of loneliness

effect as smoking 15 cigarettes a day. How can we Isolation and loneliness are more than social woes avoid the fate of Eleanor Rigby and BY JOHN ASHBAUGH Father McKenzie? Oprah Winfrey, as you might leanor Rigby” came out in 1966, and The expect, has something to say about defeating Beatles’ plaintive rock anthem has aged loneliness in Build the Life You Want (Penguin well (clearly better than I have). “All the 2023). Co-authored with Arthur Brooks, it’s lonely people—where do they all come from? a “user’s manual” for how we can beat this Where do they all belong?” affliction—and it’s a surprising collaboration Evidently they’ve all crossed the Atlantic, between Oprah, a celebrated liberal, and because loneliness seems to be a uniquely Brooks, a strong conservative. It turns out that American problem. Our nation’s top health they share a common set of values. Together, authorities have warned that we’re suffering they outline meaningful, measurable steps that from an “epidemic of loneliness,” and it’s a everyone—regardless of their political outlook— singular cause of many related diseases. In can take. March 2023, the Centers for Disease Control Their main prescription for overcoming and Prevention (CDC) released “Health Risks social isolation: Be of service to others. of Social Isolation and Loneliness.” These Lonely people are everywhere these days, conditions present significantly increased risks locked into their own world and connecting of heart disease, stroke, diabetes, depression, only through social media and smartphones: addiction, suicidality, dementia, and early death. There’s no real human connection, eye contact, The CDC defines loneliness as “feeling alone or human touch. People need the physical or disconnected presence of others, from others … finding ways to like you don’t have laugh or mourn, to meaningful or close celebrate or grieve. relationships or a It is through those sense of belonging.” connections that Social isolation we lift ourselves, is “the lack of our families, our relationships with friends, or complete others and little to strangers. no social support We connect with or contact. It is each other through MUSIC associated with risk our families, and even if people don’t through our work if feel lonely.” we are lucky. We can FLAVOR/EATS through friendships, Then in May, Surgeon General Vivek Murthy choose other connections released an advisory titled, “Our Epidemic of through music, through a shared faith (or lack Loneliness and Isolation,” showing that the issue of faith)—and especially through volunteering, INFO affects the entire country, especially seniors and whether for a cause or companionship. adults living alone. As a recovering politician, I never felt more A 2017 study published in American connected than when I got elected to represent CALENDAR Psychologist found that social my fellow citizens on our City isolation presents a greater Council (though later, it often OPINION risk for many diseases, felt very lonely). That role especially upper respiratory isn’t for everyone, but anyone Send us your illness. This research can connect to a preferred views and opinion to NEWScandidate or cause and demonstrated that loneliness letters@santamariasun.com. had basically the same health volunteer in a campaign.

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Don’t like politics? No worries: There are many other ways to help your neighbors and make connections. There’s no shortage of local nonprofit organizations looking for volunteers, including Kiwanis clubs and Rotary. As I write this, it’s “Giving Tuesday,” when all Americans are invited to share generously with their favorite charities. Consider giving your time and talent as well! Volunteers are the heart of our democracy. And speaking of democracy, the California primary election is in March, and county elections offices are actively recruiting volunteers to help at the polls. For those who want to reach out but aren’t ready to volunteer their services, try meetup. com. Many “affinity groups” can be found there, offering that essential feature of connection: basic human contact and conversation, including Spanish, French, and even Chinese (online only)! It’s human contact that offers the best way to exit the cocoon of loneliness that envelops far too many of us—especially at the holidays. If you’re experiencing loneliness, write to me through the Sun; I’ll respond. And if you’re not lonely, please share your secret for making connections! m John Ashbaugh was lonely once—but then he was born. Contact him through the editor at clanham@santamariasun.com.

LETTERS Classical economics breeds greed

John Texeira’s letter (“Bidenomics led to inflation, increased costs for consumers,” Nov. 16) is an attempt to gaslight us about how our economy is doing. Inflation is down to about 3 percent. Europe is still dealing with 8 or 9 percent. Much of the inflation we have now is price gouging. We are at near full employment, and the experts say we need about 1 million immigrants a year to keep up. It wasn’t Bidenomics that caused this inflation, it was Putin of Russia and M.B.S. of Saudi Arabia agreeing to cut oil production because they both hate Biden and want Trump back in the White House because he is an authoritarian like them. And they are doing it again just in time for the next election. It’s true that the national debt is $33.6 trillion. But this isn’t Biden’s debt, it is Trump’s. Trump spent like a drunken sailor on leave and the GOP-led Congress aided and abetted. Just use Google to look at the GDP since 2000. Conservatives and corporations have been enamored with the laissez-faire philosophy of governmental noninterference in business since Jefferson brought this idea from France. This idea was fleshed out by Milton Friedman and won him the Nobel prize in 1976. It came to be known by Classical or Chicago economics or as George H. W. Bush called it “Voodoo economics.” Augusto Pinochet of Chile hired Friedman to set up his economy. It was a disaster there as it has been every time it’s been tried. Reagan took us off of Keynesian economics and put us on this “Voodoo” economics, which has been a 40-year Ponzi scheme that has wiped out half of the middle class while creating a billionaire class that buys Supreme Court justices and politicians at will. Bidenomics is just a return to sensible Keynesian economics, the economics that brought us and the world out of the Great Depression after laissez-faire caused it. Classical economics has a fatal flaw: greed. When there are no governmental controls, greed takes over. Even Greenspan admitted as much after the 2008 economic meltdown.

Dan Dennis Orcutt

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s Larry Ferini takes a bow from the Santa Barbara County Planning Commission, Roy Reed takes his seat on the dais. Fulfilling the 4th District tradition of supplanting a business-oriented blue-collar type with another business-oriented blue-collar type, Bob Nelson replaced the family farm operator with a rancher and taxpayer advocate. Hey, and both Ferini and Reed come from multi-generational Santa Maria area families! Surprised? Not really. Because that’s good ol’ Santa Maria Valley, amirite? But Ferini served the valley well over the last 11 years, sometimes mediating discussions to coalesce around a solution and always speaking as a knowledgeable member of the agricultural industry when it came to land use dilemmas. Will Reed be able to fill those big ol’ boots? I guess time will tell. Just like time will tell whether Solvang gets the parking it needs as Edward St. George moves his development projects through the city’s planning and approval process. His most recent project went before the Solvang Planning Commission on Dec. 4: A nine-unit boutique hotel where a gas station once stood. And guess what? Parking spots aren’t included. However, a gathering hall shaped like a church steeple and a cottage suite that resembles a windmill are! Oh, thank goodness. Solvang needs another windmill, bad. According to Solvang Planning Manager Rafael Castillo, the city requires the project to have 10 parking spaces. However, if St. George can scare up those parking sites somewhere else, as long as it’s within 500 feet of the hotel, it’s all good. But maybe one of the developer’s other projects can provide the parking the hotel needs. And if not that, the in-lieu parking fee is $12,376. Is that money supposed to build a downtown Solvang parking garage? Or a nice little lot somewhere for visitors to park? Because as anyone who steps foot into town during Julefest knows, parking is tight! Building parking is expensive! I’m not sure that the little fee is going to cover things. San Luis Obispo is planning to build a parking garage downtown, and it’s costing the city more than $50 million. Solvang’s in-lieu parking fee seems similar to how much the state used to charge oil companies to “ensure” their oil wells don’t destroy the environment after a well’s useful lifetime is up. As in, it’s not enough. According to the Sierra Club, the risk of all the currently orphaned and idle wells in the state is $10 billion. In other words, California taxpayers are on the hook to adequately plug and abandon those wells if the oil companies that once operated them don’t. And we all know, that’s something that’s actually happening: We pay to finish off oil companies’ operating costs once their done reaping rewards. Just look to Cat Canyon as your nearest, dearest example. “As it stands, the current statutory paradigm that is the product of industry lobbying allows operators to keep oil and gas wells idle in perpetuity and pay very little to do so,” a recently released Sierra Club report states. Yes, the state increased the bond cost for oil wells in the state, but “this authority has yet to be used” by California’s oil regulator—the California Department of Geologic Energy Management Division—according to the club. Nice. m The Canary is sick of junky fees. Send more to canary@santamariasun.com.

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photographs of the Golden State, this timely exhibition showcases George Rose’s recent expansive documentation of California’s dramatic water story. Through July 8, 2024 Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang, 805-688-1082, wildlingmuseum.org. THE MAGICAL WORLD OF EYVIND EARLE Eyvind Earle (1916-2000), an internationally acclaimed artist who helped revolutionize film animation with his work on Disney classics, is being honored with this exhibition. Through Jan. 15, 2024 Elverhoj Museum of History and Art, 1624 Elverhoy Way, Solvang, 805-6861211, elverhoj.org. MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE An installation by Northridge-based artist Elizabeth Criss. Through Feb. 1, 2024 wildlingmuseum.org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang, 805-688-1082. THE SYVHS THEATRE GROUP PRESENTS RADIUM GIRLS The Theatre Group of Santa Ynez High School presents its fall production. Directed by Jeff McKinnon. Presented Thursdays through Saturdays. Dec. 7, 7-9:30 p.m., Dec. 8, 7-9:30 p.m. and Dec. 9, 7-9:30 p.m. Students $5; Adults $10. 805-688-6487. syvuhsd.org. Santa Ynez High School Little Theater, 2975 CA-246, Santa Ynez. LOMPOC/VANDENBERG

CRITTERS: REAL AND IMAGINED Photographer Rick Skillin and glass artist Joellen Chrones, will showcase wildlife photos and fused glass critters. A reception will be on Nov. 12 from 1 to 3 p.m. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805 -737 -1129. lompocart.org. Cypress Gallery, 119 E Cypress Ave., Lompoc. FIRST THURSDAY ART WALK Mark your calendars for December 7 for Art

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Walk. Cypress Gallery will be open, and its Holiday Show will be up for shopping. Features a “Holiday Make and Take.” Visitors will create their own work of art and take it home. First Thursday of every month, 5-8 p.m. Free. Lompoc Valley Art Association (Cypress Gallery), 119 E. Cypress, Lompoc, CA, 805-737-1129, lompocart.org. SUNBURST ART SERIES: HOLIDAY EARRINGS WORKSHOP Make a unique gift for another, and one for yourself. Dec. 10, 1-3 p.m. $45. 805-736-6528. sunburst.org. Sunburst Retreat Center, 7200 CA-1, Lompoc. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y

ART EXHIBIT BY HILDA FREYRE Features oil paintings by Hilda Freyre, and watercolors by Shirley Horaceck. Reception on Sunday, Dec. 17, 3 to 5 p.m. Pieces available for sale (great for holiday shopping). Through Dec. clarkcenter.org/ about/visual-arts-exhibit/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande, 805-489-9444. CAROL OF THE ARTS Includes the Studio Theatre Art Gallery Show at 6 p.m. and the Forbes Hall Performing Arts Show at 7 p.m. A showcase of art, dance, and band and choir performances presented by the students of Arroyo Grande High School. Dec. 13, 6 & 7 p.m. $5-$10. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/aghs-carol-of-thearts/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE Enjoy a special holiday celebration with your favorite DPAC Dancers. “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. That’s what Christmas is all about Charlie Brown.” Dec. 16, 6 p.m. $15-$25. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/ dpac-christmas-time-is-here/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

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HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA See Scrooge find his Christmas spirit and enjoy other tales during the Melodrama’s annual holiday production. Through Dec. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano. STORYTELLERS Flex Performing Arts Presents this original dance and theater production. Imogen is the daughter of a talented author, who is tragically struggling to find her voice. While dealing with her own heartbreak, she wants to help her mother rediscover her love of storytelling. Dec. 9, 1-4 & 6:30-9:30 p.m. and Dec. 10, 3-6 p.m. $35-$75. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/flex-storytellers/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS Step into the enchanting world of AGHS Theatre Company’s production of the classic tale. Join Mole, Rat, Toad, and Badger on a thrilling adventure as they navigate the rivers and meadows of the English countryside. Enjoy toe-tapping tunes, captivating characters, and more. Dec. 8, 7-10 p.m., Dec. 9, 7-10 p.m., Dec. 10, 2-5 p.m., Dec. 14, 7-10 p.m., Dec. 15, 7-10 p.m. and Dec. 16, 7-10 p.m. $14-$20. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/ aghs-theatre-the-wind-in-the-willows/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. SAN LUIS OBISPO

CIVIC BALLET OF SLO PRESENTS THE NUTCRACKER For more than 40 years, the Civic Ballet of San Luis Obispo has presented this holiday classic. Lori Lee Silvaggio’s The Nutcracker is filled with all the pageantry, magic, and wonder that have made this one of the most enduring holiday traditions around the globe. Dec. 8, 7-9 p.m., Dec. 9, 2-4 & 7-9 p.m. and Dec. 10, 2-4 p.m. $30-$78. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. BALLET THEATRE SAN LUIS OBISPO PRESENTS THE SNOW QUEEN Set in Scandinavia in the late 1700s, Hans Christen Andersen’s classic fairy tale that inspired Disney’s Frozen comes alive on stage. Enjoy a holiday treat fit for the whole family. Dec. 15, 7-9 p.m., Dec. 16, 7-9 p.m. and Dec. 17, 2-4 p.m. $32-$55.

805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. A CHRISTMAS STORY Jean Shepherd’s memoir of growing up in the Midwest in the 1940s follows 9-year-old Ralphie Parker in his quest to get a genuine Red Ryder BB gun under the tree for Christmas. Ralphie pleads his case before his mother, his teacher, and even Santa Claus. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through Dec. 23 $15-$40. 805-786-2440. slorep.org. SLO Rep, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo. CLAY BABY HANDPRINTS Offers a unique experience of pressing your baby’s hand/ foot into clay so parents can cherish this time forever. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Sundays $55. anamcre.com/babyhandprints. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. THE FACULTY SHOW ‘23 A testament to the diverse and collective brilliance of the Cuesta College Fine Arts faculty through a variety of media. A portion of all sales help fund the Fine Arts Access Scholarship, making an arts education more affordable for the next generation of artists. MondaysFridays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Dec. 8 Free. 805-546-3202. cuesta.edu/student/ campuslife/artgallery/index.html. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. HOLIDAY SHOW Representing a variety of SLO County-produced art, SLO Gallery is open for Christmas and Hanukkah shopping. Come visit the gallery owner and at least some of more than two dozen artists. Open, breezy gallery space across the street from SLOMA. Dec. 8, 5-8 p.m. 805-926-5050. SLOgalllery.com. SLO Gallery, 1019 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo. JANE LYNCH: A SWINGIN’ LITTLE CHRISTMAS A fun fresh twist on the Christmas specials of the ‘50s and ‘60s when harmonies were tight and swing was the thing. Starring Emmy and Golden Globe winner Jane Lynch, Kate Flannery, Tim Davis, and The Tony Guerrero Quintet. Dec. 17 $49-$79. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org. NAACP SLO MULTICULTURAL HOLIDAY CELEBRATION The NAACP SLO Branch

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or the past 50 years, Santa Maria Valley Youth & Family Center (SMVYFC) has provided vital mental health counseling and family support services to Santa Maria youth and families—often at their most critical times of need. The Center, which merged with Family Service Agency (FSA) of Santa Barbara County in 2017, empowers families to tackle mental health challenges, poverty, and parenting issues as they take steps toward strengthening their families and achieving wellness.

“Strong families are the cornerstone of strong communities,” said Brian Zimmerman, Director of Student and Family Services for the Santa Maria Bonita School District (SMBSD). “Santa Maria Valley Youth & Family Center has helped students and their families in our district for generations.”

SMVYFC first opened its doors in 1973 as Social Advocates for Youth. By the end of the decade, the organization was providing on-site support for students at three elementary schools and one junior high—the beginning of a long collaboration with SMBSD. Today, more than 35 Outreach Mentors serve all 21 campuses in the SMBSD. An additional 45 family advocates and therapists provide family support services and mental health counseling.

In 1980, the agency changed its name to the Santa Maria Valley Youth & Family Center (SMVYFC). FSA and SMVYFC

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merged with The Little House By The Park in 2019, further expanding the access to programs.

Under the leadership of Chief Executive Officer, Lisa Brabo, SMVYFC continues to provide a comprehensive continuum of affordable, accessible, and culturally competent services to over 12,000 youth and their families annually. “It’s been a pleasure to serve the Santa Maria Valley with vital family support and behavioral health programs that empower families,” said Brabo. “Our staff and services have grown to meet the needs of Santa Maria, and we will continue to grow to meet the community’s needs.”

FSA and SMVYFC held a community celebration on October 1 at the new Machado Plaza. It was a special day to celebrate families. Special thanks to all who attended. To learn more about the Santa Maria Valley Youth & Family Center, visit fsacares.org/smvyfc.

In July 2023, Arcelia Sención Joined FSA as Chief Strategy and North County Programs Officer Arcelia brings over 30 years of nonprofit experience improving access to safetynet programs and developing initiatives to address the prevention of childhood trauma and abuse. “We’re so excited to add Arcelia to our leadership team,” said CEO Lisa Brabo. “She is a well-respected member of the community who has a clear passion for service and track record of effective leadership.” 14 • Sun • December 7 - December 14, 2023 • www.santamariasun.com

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Local Leaders Reflect on SMVYFC “Part of what makes Santa Maria Valley Youth & Family Center so successful is its ability to adapt to the community needs—which are ever growing and changing,” says Teressa Johnes, FSA Board Member and former Chief Program Officer for First 5 of Santa Barbara County. “Congratulations SMVYFC! Here’s to 50 more years!”

“With its emphasis on whole family care, the work of FSA and SMVYFC can only lead to a healthy community for all of us. In the next 50 years, I see FSA continue to be the lead agency for whole family care, which is critical for the well-being of the family unit,” says Patty Herrera, Manager of Community Health at Dignity Health and FSA board member. “FSA has outstanding staff that works hard and truly cares for the Santa Barbara County community it serves. I look forward to continue to bear witness to FSA’s impact in our community for the next 50 years,” says Blanca E. Mejia, Partner at Twitchell and Rice, LLP and FSA board member. “FSA and the SMVYFC have played a critical role in strengthening and empowering the families and youth of Santa Maria. Their commitment is felt through the people served, and the hope they have instilled in so many,” says Paul Van Meel, Santa Maria Police Lieutenant and FSA board member. “In the future, I believe FSA and SMVYFC will continue to take a leadership role as they evolve and adapt to the changing needs of our community.”

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Dear Community Members, The Garcia family, Laura, Peter and their two children were new to our community—and they were struggling. Basic needs systems such as health care and insurance, food acquisition and housing assistance were frustrating to access, and the information provided was difficult to understand. Adding to the anxiety about their situation, the Garcias were worried about their children. A new school, language barriers and bullying from fellow students had a marked impact on the children. Unable to effectively communicate with school staff about their children’s challenges, Laura and Peter were frightened and overwhelmed.

Referral to a Family Advocate at Family Service Agency turned out to be the lifeline the Garcias needed. Connecting with a caring professional who deeply understood their situation resulted in the creation of a plan of action for the family, including facilitating access to physical and mental health services. We helped the Garcias…

• Secure healthcare coverage for their children

• Connect Isabel and Gabriela with a therapist to help them cope with their new environment

• Complete parenting classes to support their children’s mental health and improve family dynamics

Our dedicated Family Outreach Advocate took the family under her wing and followed up on their progress. The children began therapy, free of charge, while their health insurance applications were in progress. Laura participated in parenting classes to help her better cope with the challenges faced by her children. Eventually, the family’s overall well-being improved.

The Garcia family’s story etches in bold strokes the profound impact FSA provides to families navigating stormy waters. Their journey is a powerful reminder that with the right support, the most arduous of challenges can be overcome, and life can stabilize.

Your contribution is an investment in our community, and it ensures that we can extend a helping hand to those in need, fostering positive change and brighter futures for families like the Garcias. Thank you for considering a year-end gift to Family Service Agency. Sincerely,

Lisa Brabo, Chief Executive Officer Arcelia Sencion, Chief Strategy & North County Programs Officer P.S. Act now! Our board, along with several generous donors, will match the first $25,000 in donations!

I want to help families in my community. Please accept my gift of $ ________________ and match my donation! Name: ____________________________________________________________________ Address: __________________________________________________________________ City, State, Zip: _____________________________________________________________ Phone: ____________________________________________________________________ Email:_____________________________________________________________________ Please make checks payable to: Family Service Agency of Santa Barbara County, 123 W. Gutierrez St., Santa Barbara, CA 93101 Donations can also be made securely online at FSAcares.org/supportus. Family Service Agency is a 501(c)3 nonprofit organization. EIN #95-1644031 16 • Sun • December 7 - December 14, 2023 • www.santamariasun.com

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ARTS from page 12 presents A Multicultural Holiday Celebration and Silent Auction. Celebrate the season with song and spoken word. Dec. 9, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-619-5354. naacpslocty.org. Unitarian Universalist, 2201 Lawton Ave., San Luis Obispo. NOCHEBUENA: A CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR Experience the vibrant spirit of Mexico’s Christmas season with an all-star cast featuring Ballet Folklórico de Los Ángeles and Mariachi Garibaldi de Jaime Cuéllar. Dec. 13, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $32.40-$79. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. SLO NIGHTWRITERS: A COMMUNITY OF WRITERS SLO NightWriters supports local writers with monthly presentations, critique groups, contests, and other events. Second Tuesday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-703-3132. slonightwriters.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. WALT WHITMAN GAY MEN’S BOOK CLUB This club reads, studies and discusses books chosen by the group which relate to their lives as gay men. All are welcome. Second Monday of every month, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. NORTH COAST SLO COUNT Y

DISCOVER GIFTS OF WHIMSY AND WONDER THIS HOLIDAY SEASON Enjoy Larry Le Brane’s Holiday art and gifts at Costa Gallery in November and December. Explore drawings, paintings, sculpture and functional fused glass, along with work by 20 West Coast artists. They wrap and ship gifts, too. Stop by for seasonal treats and surprises. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Dec. 30 Free admission. 559-799-9632. facebook.com/costagallery. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos. FINE ART PAINTINGS AND GIFTS BY CAROLE MCDONALD California native Carole McDonald creates textured felted bags and pursues her passion for color

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as a self-taught acrylic and oil painter since moving to the Central Coast. View her vibrant, precise and textural works. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Dec. 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay. GIFTY UNDER FIFTY ALL YEAR ROUND Costa Gallery is gearing up for the holiday season. Check out a seasonal collection of art. Thursdays-Sundays. through Dec. 31 Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos, 559-799-9632.

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30 VOLUNTEERS NEEDED IN SANTA MARIA/ORCUTT Community Partners in Caring is seeking volunteers to help support dependent older adults and seniors. partnersincaring.org. Santa Maria. ALTRUSA’S ANNUAL MAGICAL CHRISTMAS TREES FUNDRAISER The Altrusa group will bring in 30-40 trees and allow businesses and groups to decorate them with a theme. Proceeds from raffle tickets will benefit local scholarships. Through Dec. 10 kiasm.com/altrusasannual-magical-christmas-trees.htm. Santa Maria Kia, 2175 Bradley Ave., Santa Maria. ALTRUSA’S FESTIVAL OF TREES For the purchase of a $1 raffle ticket, each tree winner will take home a fabulously decorated tree and gifts, and support scholarships and grants throughout the Santa Maria Valley. Through Dec. 9 santamariatowncenter.com. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria. ANDROID PHONE CLASS First Thursday of every month Oasis Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805-937-9750.

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The Sunburst Retreat Center in Lompoc hosts its Winter Solstice Meditation and Labyrinth Walk on Saturday, Dec. 16, at 7:30 p.m. Warm attire is recommended. Additional meditation programming will be held throughout the day, between noon and 6 p.m. The suggested donation to attend the labyrinth walk is $20 to $30. Visit sunburst.org for more info. The Sunburst Retreat Center is located at 7200 Highway 1, Lompoc. —C.W. CENTRAL COAST CORVETTE CLUB Open to Corvette owners and enthusiasts. First Thursday of every month, 7 p.m. Free. Home Motors, 1313 E. Main St., Santa Maria. CHRISTMAS IN THE COUNTRY Visitors embark on a magical holiday light drivethrough experience at the Elks Event Center with displays presented by local businesses and families. Fridays, Saturdays. through Dec. 24 elksrec.com. Elks Event Center, 4040 Highway 101, Santa Maria. CRAFTWORKS: GIFT TAGS AND GARLANDS Create unique gift tags and festive garlands using paint chips and other materials. Several methods will be taught. Registration is required. Dec. 9, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-925-

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0994. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. D-AND-D AT THE LIBRARY Get ready to join an epic adventure with Dungeons and Dragons presented by Central Coast Games. This easy to learn game is the world’s most popular tabletop role playing game, and everyone is welcome regardless of previous experience. Space is limited, registration required. Dec. 17, 1-4:30 p.m. 805-9250994. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. FEEL GOOD YOGA Tuesdays, Thursdays, 8:30 a.m. 805-937-9750. oasisorcutt.org. Oasis Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

Engineering, Art, and Math themes will be explored through stories and hands-on activities. Come dressed for mess. Dec. 14, 4 p.m. 805-925-0994. engagedpatrons.org. Santa Maria Public Library (Altrusa Theater), 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. LIBRARY 101: MASTERFILE PREMIERE This workshop is for anyone who wants to learn about the wealth of knowledge which can be accessed with a library card. Follow along as we explore a new Library Resource each session. Patrons 18 and older. Dec. 11, 5-6 p.m. Free. 805-9250994. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. LIVE PRO WRESTLING: UNPLUGGED Features “Eye Candy” Richie Slade vs. former Impact Wrestling Superstar and 805 local “Outlandish” Zicky Dice. More wrestlers set to appear as well. Dec. 8, 6:30-9:30 p.m. eventbrite.com. Santa Maria Veterans Memorial Building, 313 West Tunnell Street, Santa Maria. OLD TOWN ORCUTT CHRISTMAS PARADE A holiday favorite since 1961. Originally started by the volunteer fire department, the parade remains a small town event, which includes floats, cars, animals, bands, and special guest, Santa. Dec. 9, noon orcuttchristmasparade.org. Historic Old Town Orcutt, S. Broadway & Union Ave., Orcutt. ORCUTT MINERAL SOCIETY Second Tuesday of every month Oasis Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805-937-9750. READING WITH MY SNOWMIES Adult Winter Reading Program 2024: Reading with my Snowmies. Visit the Information Desk at the Main Library to sign up for the Winter Reading Program and pick up a reading log. Complete the program and win a prize. Dec. 11-Jan. 13 Free. 805925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

GIFT WRAPPING SELF SERVE Enjoy some cocoa and festive cheer while you wrap your holiday gifts for free. Everything will be supplied for you to wrap. Dec. 15, 2-5 p.m. and Dec. 16, 2-5 p.m. Free. 805925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. GROUP WALKS AND HIKES Check website for the remainder of this year’s group hike dates and private hike offerings. ongoing 805-343-2455. dunescenter.org. Guadalupe-Nipomo Dunes Center, 1065 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe. LET’S BLOW OFF SOME STEAM Come to a special story time that encourages curiosity CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 18 and exploration. Science, Technology,

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A COWBOY CHRISTMAS Hosted by Old West Events, in conjunction with SYV Horseback Rides. A portion of ticket sales benefit the Santa Barbara Youth Collective. Features visits with Santa, a hot cocoa bar, petting zoo, bounce house, snacks, beer/wine, and more. Through Dec. 23 syvcowboychristmas. com/. River View Park, 151 Sycamore Dr., Buellton. HOLIDAY LIGHTS FESTIVAL This all-ages event will not only allow guests to stroll the garden through a maze of lights, it will also feature pictures with Santa, falling snow, merchant and food vendors, and beer and wine for adults. Fridays-Sundays, 5:30-8:30 p.m. through Dec. 17 discoverbuellton.com. Santa Ynez Botanic Garden, 151 Sycamore Drive, Buellton. SANTA YNEZ VALLEY HOLIDAY LIGHTS FESTIVAL: AN ENCHANTED WINTER WONDERLAND Embark on a breathtaking journey through a world filled with twinkling lights, festive decorations, falling snow, live reindeer, Santa’s corner, and holiday cheer. An immersive experience you’ll remember for a lifetime. Dec. 8, 5-8:30 p.m., Dec. 9, 5-8:30 p.m., Dec. 10, 5-8:30 p.m., Dec. 15, 5-8:30 p.m., Dec. 16, 5-8:30 p.m. and Dec. 17, 5-8:30 p.m. $10-$25. syvholidaylights.com. River View Park, 151 Sycamore Dr., Buellton. SANTA’S VILLAGE Open every Saturday leading up to Christmas Day. Come on out to Solvang Park to meet Mr. Claus with Christmas lists at the ready. Pictures with Santa are free to all. Dec. 9, 12-4 p.m. and Dec. 16, 12-4 p.m. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang. SOLVANG CANDLELIGHT TOURS Traverse the streets of Solvang, while singing carols and learning about some Danish traditions along with Solvang history. Led by a costumed guide, all tour participants will receive an LED candle to hold during the tour. Dec. 8, 5 p.m., Dec. 9, 5 p.m., Dec. 15, 5 p.m. and Dec. 16, 5 p.m. solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang. SOLVANG JULEFEST 2023 Solvang’s Danish-style holiday celebration features some new facets and fun-filled events, and runs throughout the festive season. Through Jan. 6, 2024 solvangusa.com. Downtown Solvang, Citywide, Solvang. LOMPOC/VANDENBERG

FOUNDING DAY AT LA PURISIMA MISSION Held in the historic main church of La Purísima Mission to celebrate the founding of the mission. Dec. 8 explorelompoc.com. La Purisima Mission, 2295 Purisima Mission, Lompoc. VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS OPEN HOUSE Enjoy touring a lavishly decorated 1875 Victorian home; presented by the Lompoc Valley Historical Society. Dec. 9 Lompoc Valley Historical Society, 207 N. L St., Lompoc, lompochistory.org. WINTER SOLSTICE: MEDITATION AND LABYRINTH WALK Celebrate the return of the light. Go deep in meditation, connect with open-hearted friends both new and old at dinner, and experience the magic of a labyrinth walk with luminaria under the stars.Held at Sunburst Sanctuary, nestled amid the oak-dotted rolling hills of California. Dec. 16, 12-8:30 p.m. $30. 805-736-6528. sunburst.org/solstice/. Sunburst Retreat Center, 7200 CA-1, Lompoc. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y

DONATION-BASED YOGA FOR FIRST RESPONDERS, EMTS, AND CARETAKERS Class schedule varies. Contact empoweryoga805@gmail for details and reservations. ongoing 805-619-0989. empoweryoga805.com. Empower Yoga Studio and Community Boutique, 775 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach. ELEGANT EVENING: HISTORIC VILLAGE OF ARROYO GRANDE Celebrate the season while touring the Village, doing some holiday shopping, and enjoying local fare, live music, and spirits. Dec. 10, 5 p.m. my805tix.com. Historic Village of Arroyo Grande, Branch and Short St., Arroyo Grande. HOLIDAY TREE LIGHTING Join the City of Grover Beach as it lights the Holiday tree. Enjoy live caroling, cocoa, and cookies. Dec. 8, 5-6 p.m. Free. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org. Ramona Garden Park Center, 993 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach. SANTA’S DOGGIE PARADE This year’s parade participants will receive goodie bags donated by Petco Arroyo Grande. All dogs must be registered and check-in between 10:30 and 10:45 a.m. to receive a contest identification number for the costume contest. Dec. 9, 11 a.m.-noon my805tix.com/. Avila Beach Promenade, 404 Front St., Avila Beach. SANTA’S HOURS AT HERITAGE GARDENS Enjoy visits with Santa Claus during this holiday festivity at the Historical Society’s Heritage House and Gardens. Saturdays, Sundays, 1-4 p.m. and Tuesdays, Thursdays, 3-6 p.m. through Dec. 21 christmasagvillage.com/home. Heritage House and Gardens, 126 S. Mason, Arroyo Grande.

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BIG HOLIDAY SHOW The Madonna Inn Expo Center will be transformed into a shopping wonderland. A spectacular celebration featuring over 70 amazing brands and businesses. It’s a one-stopshop to find the perfect gift for everyone on your holiday shopping list. Dec. 9, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Dec. 10, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free admission. 805-540-1768. themakeshiftmuse.com. Madonna Inn Expo Center, 100 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo. CAL HOPE SLO GROUPS AT TMHA Visit website for full list of weekly Zoom groups available. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays calhopeconnect.org. Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346. GOLDEN DECADES HOLIDAY PARTY Celebrate the holidays with a ‘50s-themed party. Jump back in time to poodle skirts, leather jackets, and your favorite music. Seniors ages 55 and up can enjoy a classic ‘50s-themed meal, holiday-themed activities, and a few other surprises. Dec. 7, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Senior Center members: $10; non-members: $15. slocity.org/ seniors. SLO Senior Center, 1445 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, 805-540-9484. HANUKKAH DOWNTOWN The menorah lighting on each of the eight nights of Hanukkah will be hosted by a different local Jewish organization, on the steps of Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa. Dec. 7-15, 5 p.m. 805-426-5465. jccslo.com/. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. MAKESHIFT MUSE: BIG HOLIDAY SHOW Features live music, food and treats, workshops, and holiday shopping opportunities. Dec. 9, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Dec. 10, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. themakeshiftmuse. com. Madonna Expo Center, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo. NAACP SLO COUNTY ANNUAL MEETING Join the NAACP SLO County for their annual General Membership Meeting. Be informed; be inspired; be the change. Dec. 12, 6-8 p.m. Free admission. 805-619-5354. naacpslocty.org. Unitarian Universalist, 2201 Lawton Ave., San Luis Obispo. NOVY’S ARK ORNAMENT AND GIFT MARKET Help support Novy’s Ark Dog Rescue and Adoption. Purchase handmade ornaments and holiday gift items. Dec. 10, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. 805574-0320. Saucelito Canyon Tasting Room, 3080 Biddle Ranch Rd., San Luis Obispo. REINDEER RUN 2023 Reindeer Run is a 5K fun run that promotes wellness and healthy lifestyles among youth and families in San Luis Obispo County. The non-profit youth development program, SLO County Friday Night Live, is raising money for senior scholarships. Dec. 9, 9-11 a.m. $25. 805-781-4289. slofnl.com/ reindeer-run. Mitchell Park, 1445 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo. SLOCO’S GIFTING TREE For every gift certificate purchased at SLOCO through end of December, the venue will donate to WeForest and plant a tree in your name, a gift that keeps on giving. Help the host reach its goal of planting 300 trees by the end of the year. Mondays-Sundays. through Dec. 31 Donations support WeForest. 805-439-2515. slocohealth. com. SLOCO Health + Wellness, 1957 Santa Barbara Ave., San Luis Obispo. SMART SHARE HOUSING SOLUTIONS MONTHLY COFFEE CHAT Join Smart Share staff this Wednesday to learn more about the three housing programs: HomeShareSLO, ADU-SLO, and Co-living Collaborative-Waterman Village. Last chance to tour the tiny cottage. Rain cancels. Everyone welcome. Dec. 13, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-215-5474. smartsharehousingsolutions.org/. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. NORTH COAST SLO COUNT Y

SHAMANIC MORNING RITUALS FOR VITALITY Be guided into intentional movement, laughter, earthing practices, and gratitude rituals. Dec. 8, 9-10 a.m. my805tix.com. Beach Access Parking Lot, 102 Atascadero Road, Morro Bay.

p.m. Ranges from free (for children ages 5 and under) to $5. 805-925-2567. Ethel Pope Auditorium, 901 S. Broadway, Santa Maria. SANTA YNEZ VALLE Y

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Cal Poly Arts presents Nochebuena: A Christmas Spectacular at the Performing Arts Center (PAC) in San Luis Obispo on Wednesday, Dec. 13, from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. This holiday showcase will feature performances from Ballet Folklórico de Los Ángeles and Mariachi Garibaldi de Jaime Cuéllar. Tickets range from $32 to $79. Call (805) 756-4849 or visit calpolyarts.org for more info. The PAC is located at 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. —C.W. SLO CAL OPEN AT MORRO BAY Visit site to find out more about this World Surf League event. Through Dec. 10 worldsurfleague.com/. Morro Rock, Coleman Drive, Morro Bay.

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BUBBLE BASH The second annual sparkling wine and champagne festival in Pico Garden. Local purveyors also featured. Dec. 9, 1-4 p.m. exploretock.com. Pico Los Alamos, 458 Bell St., Los Alamos. FOOD TRUCK FRIDAYS AT COSTA DE ORO Featured vendors in the series include Cali Coast Tacos, Cubanissimo, Danny’s Pizza Co., Chef Ricks, and more. Call venue for monthly schedules. Fridays 805-922-1468. costadeorowines.com. Costa De Oro Winery, 1331 S. Nicholson Ave., Santa Maria. FOOD TRUCK FRIDAYS AT WINE STONE INN Fridays, 5-8 p.m. Wine Stone Inn, 255 W. Clark Ave., Orcutt, 805-332-3532, winestoneinn.com/. FRIDAY NIGHT FUN Karaoke with DJ Nasty. With Beer Bucket specials. Kitchen stays open late. Come out and sing your favorite song. Fridays, 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866. IT’S A COTTONWOOD CHRISTMAS Enjoy a fun-filled day with joy, friends, family, holiday music, handcrafted vendors, and a special jolly guest. Dec. 10, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Check site. 805-937-8463. cottonwoodcanyon.com. Cottonwood Canyon Vineyard And Winery, 3940 Dominion Rd, Santa Maria. PRESQU’ILE WINERY: WINE CLUB Call or go online to make a reservation to taste at the winery or find more info on the winery’s Wine Club offerings. ongoing presquilewine.com/club/. Presqu’ile Winery, 5391 Presqu’ile Dr., Santa Maria, 805-937-8110. SIMPLY SOURDOUGH First Thursday of every month Oasis Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805-937-9750. SIPPIN’ SUNDAYS: HOLIDAY STYLE WITH CLASSIC HOLIDAY MOVIES Every Sunday, come cozy up inside the tasting room and listen to great artists. Every December Sunday, classic Christmas movies will be shown as well. Sundays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-937-8463. cottonwoodcanyon.com. Cottonwood Canyon Vineyard And Winery, 3940 Dominion Rd, Santa Maria. TACO TUESDAY Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. Wine Stone Inn, 255 W. Clark Ave., Orcutt, 805332-3532, winestoneinn.com/. THURSDAY EVENING BAR TAKEOVER Call venue or visit website to find out about featured vintners. Thursdays stellerscellar.com. Steller’s Cellar, 405 E. Clark Ave., Orcutt.

WINE AND DESIGN CLASSES Check Wine and Design’s Orcutt website for the complete list of classes, for various ages. ongoing Varies. wineanddesign.com/ orcutt. Wine and Design, 3420 Orcutt Road, suite 105, Orcutt. SANTA YNEZ VALLE Y

SECOND SATURDAY OPEN AIR MARKET: LOS ALAMOS A carefully curated open air artisan and farm market. Features great vintage finds, handwoven and hand dyed textiles, hand-spun yarn, organic body care products, and locally grown organic eats. Second Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-722-4338. Sisters Gifts and Home, 349 Bell Street, Los Alamos. ZACA MESA LIBRARY WINE TASTING Guests can meet with the winemaking team in the Zaca Mesa barn’s historic barrel room for a special tasting, appetizers, and live music. Dec. 8, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $75-$85. 805-688-9339. zacamesa.com/eventss/library-winetasting/. Zaca Mesa Winery, 6905 Foxen Canyon Road, Los Olivos. LOMPOC/VANDENBERG

HEAD GAMES TRIVIA AND TACO TUESDAYS CLASH Don’t miss Head Games Trivia at COLD Coast Brewing Company every Tuesday night. Teams can be up to 6 members. Earn prizes and bragging rights. Kekas will be serving their delicious local fare. Fun for all ages. Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-819-0723. coldcoastbrewing.com. COLD Coast Brewing Company, 118 W Ocean Ave, Lompoc. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y

SANTA’S PALO MESA PIZZA PARTY Join Santa Claus at the Historical Society’s Heritage Gardens in Arroyo Grande, and enjoy delicious, award-winning pizza generously provided by Palo Mesa Pizza. Dec. 16, 12:15 p.m. my805tix.com. Heritage House and Gardens, 126 S. Mason, Arroyo Grande. TRIVIA NIGHT Join BrainStew Trivia for a hilariously witty evening of trivia in Pismo. Teams of 1 to 4 people. Prizes awarded to the first and second place teams. Kitchen is open until 7:30 p.m. for brain fuel. Beer, cider, wine, and nonalcoholic options available. First Thursday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free to play. 805-295-6171. kulturhausbrewing.com. Kulturhaus Brewing Company, 779 Price St., Pismo Beach. SAN LUIS OBISPO

DOWNTOWN SLO FARMERS MARKET Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo. HARVESTLY HOLIDAY MARKET Come meet Harvestly vendors, indulge in delicious food, explore an array of shopping opportunities, and discover the wonderful offerings from our local community. All products at the event are also available to order online. Dec. 10, 1-3

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p.m. Free. 805-457-5818. harvestly.org. San Luis Obispo County Farm Bureau, 4875 Morabito Place, San Luis Obispo. Celebrate the season alongside friends and family, embracing the unity of our local community. Savor samples from 16 different vendors and indulge in a delicious lunch available for purchase from Gold Land BBQ. Dec. 10, 1-3 p.m. Free. 805-457-5818. harvestly.org. SLO County Farm Bureau, 4875 Morabito Place, San Luis Obispo. HOPPY HOUR (SELECT FRIDAYS) Visit some of the best craft beverage locations in San Luis Obispo. Tours start at The Hub on selected Fridays. Check site for full schedule and tickets. Fridays, 3-7 p.m. through Jan. behoppytours.com. The Hub, 1701 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. PROJECT HOPE AND FAIRNESS FUNDRAISER Enjoy the sweet taste of chocolate with Tom Neuhaus (founder) and support the cocoa farmers who bring us this treat. Just mention “Project Hope and Fairness” to help us help these West African farmers’ lives and communities. Beer, wine, and any purchase will assist. Dec. 15, 4-6 p.m. Free; any purchase contributes 50 percent to cause. projecthopeandfairness.org. House of Bread, 1025 Farmhouse Lane, San Luis Obispo, 805-801-4853. QUEER TRIVIA Sip some cider, test your LGBTQ trivia knowledge, and learn new fun facts. Topic themes and hosts rotate each week. Prizes for winners. BYO food. Third Friday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-292-1500. Two Broads Ciderworks, 3427 Roberto Ct., suite 130, San Luis Obispo, twobroadscider.com.

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FOLK DANCE CLASS For adults ages 50 and up. Learn folk dances from around the world. No experience is necessary. Every third Thursday, 2-3 p.m. through Dec. 28 Free. 805-925-0951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria. FREE JAZZ CHRISTMAS CONCERT IN THE MALL Central City Swing, a 17-piece jazz band, will perform a free Christmas concert; a wide assortment of seasonal swing and jazz music. Dec. 12, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-922-7931. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria. LADIES NIGHT OUT Music by DJ Van Gloryious and DJ Panda. Features delicious daiquiri specials. Thursdays, 8 p.m.-midnight Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866. LINE DANCING FUN For adults ages 50 and older. Learn basic patterns and steps to some of your favorite music. This beginner-friendly class is for anyone that enjoys dancing. Wednesdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m. through Dec. 27 Free. 805-925-0951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.

LIVE MUSIC AT STELLER’S CELLAR Enjoy live music most Fridays and Saturdays. Call venue or check website to find out who’s performing. Fridays, Saturdays stellerscellar.com. Steller’s Cellar, 405 E. Clark Ave., Orcutt. MUSIC AT ROSCOE’S KITCHEN Live DJ and karaoke every Friday and Saturday night. Featured acts include Soul Fyah Band, DJ Nasty, DJ Jovas, and more. Fridays, Saturdays, 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866. MUSIC LESSONS AT COELHO ACADEMY Learn to play piano, drums, guitar, base, ukulele, or violin, or take vocal lessons. ongoing 805-925-0464. coelhomusic.com/Lessons/lessons.html. Coelho Academy of Music, 325 E. Betteravia Rd., Santa Maria. NICHOLE DECHAINE, SOPRANO: MUSIC AT THE LIBRARY CONCERT SERIES Features Nichole Dechaine, soprano. Dec. 9, 3 p.m. Free. 805-925-0412. santamariaphilharmonic.org. Shepard Hall Art Gallery (Santa Maria Public Library), 421 South McClelland St., Santa Maria. OLD TOWN ORCUTT COUNTRY CHRISTMAS WITH PRYOR BAIRD An acoustic guitar round featuring Orcutt native Pryor Baird, Nashville’s David Tolliver, and Stephen Styles. Bring a new unwrapped toy for discounted entry, benefiting Toys For Tots. Dec. 16, 3 p.m. my805tix.com/. Blast 825 Brewery, 241 S Broadway St., Ste. 101, Orcutt, 805-934-3777. SUNDAY NIGHT FUN End the weekend with some good vibes. Music by DJ Van Gloryious. Sundays, 8 p.m.-midnight Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866. TAYLOR SWIFT TRIBUTE BAND Led by Sara Jessica Rhodes, Twist of Taylor is an ensemble dedicated to delivering an authentic and captivating Taylor Swift experience to audiences in the world’s entertainment capital and everywhere else. Dec. 9, 8:30 p.m. my805tix.com/. Santa Maria Fairpark, 937 S. Thornburg St., Santa Maria. TIMELESS HOLIDAYS Central Coast Harmony, a member of Sweet Adelines International, presents an early evening of music, fun and prizes at Lutheran Church of Our Savior. Dec. 9, 4-6 p.m. Free. 805736-7572. Lutheran Church of Our Savior, 4725 S. Bradley Rd., Orcutt. UKULELE JAM SESSIONS This is a drop-in program. Play melodies and many songs with other musicians. Baritone ukuleles are available to use or bring your own. Music and music strands provided. Mondays, Wednesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. through Dec. 27 Free. 805-925-0951. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria. WINTER CONCERT Santa Maria High School Saints Band performs holiday classics. Concession stand and silent auction will be present. Dec. 8, 6:30-8

LIVE MUSIC SUNDAYS Sundays, 2-6 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208, brickbarnwineestate.com. SOLVANG PARK LIGHT AND MUSIC SHOW Every evening during Solvang Julefest, Solvang Park will come alive with all that sparkles and shines. Enjoy a 10-minute light and music display on the hour each night. Through Jan. 6, 2024 solvangusa.com. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang. WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208, brickbarnwineestate.com. LOMPOC/VANDENBERG

FLANNEL 101 LIVE Enjoy some covers of ‘90s hits in ‘90s fashion. Dec. 8, 7-11 p.m. $10 in advance; $15 at the door. my805tix. com. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc. SOUNDHOUSE BAND LIVE Enjoy your favorite rock, country, reggae, ska and R & B songs from the late ‘70s, ‘80s, and ‘90s. Dec. 16, 7 p.m. my805tix.com/. Flower City Ballroom, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc. SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y

JINGLE JAZZ HOLIDAY PARTY Savor a $25 festive feast, with complimentary entry for Silver members and a champagne toast for all guests. Reserve your spot now and relish tunes by the Riptide Big Band and the Jingle Belles. Dec. 17, 1-4 p.m. $25. 805-937-8402. Pismo Beach Veterans Memorial Hall, 780 Bello St., Pismo Beach. KARAOKE EVERY FRIDAY Enjoy some good food and karaoke. Fridays, 5-8 p.m. 805-723-5550. The Central Grill, 545 Orchard Road, Nipomo. SAN LUIS OBISPO

ALL AGES OPEN MIC NIGHT Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. Liquid Gravity, 675 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo. CHRISTMAS FROM PARIS WITH LOVE Enjoy a Mo Betta holiday celebration; the third annual Christmas show. Dec. 12, 7:30-9 p.m. my805tix.com/. The Penny, 664 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo. COMBOPALOOZA Check out eight combos bringing all their best from the semester in a mini festival of a concert. The Cuesta Combo program has often been recognized for its excellence and creativity. Dec. 12, 7:30 p.m. $5. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. CUESTA CHOIRS: HEALING HOLIDAYS CONCERT Join to relax, unwind, de-stress, and gear up for your winter holiday season. The Cuesta Chamber Singers and Voce will charm and inspire you with holiday chestnuts, soothing choral music, and peppy jazz Christmas classics. Dec. 15, 7:30 p.m. General Admission: $15; Student with ID: $10. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. CUESTA JAZZ ENSEMBLE WINTER CONCERT Enjoy a chance to come see the students shine in their element. Featuring a variety of big band music from big band classics, to quirky modern and a little groove. Dec. 9, 7:30 p.m. General Admission: $15; Student with ID: $10. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. DONA NOBIS PACEM: GRANT US PEACE Vocal Arts Ensemble, an award-winning choir now in its 47th year presents Dona Nobis Pacem: Grant us Peace, a choral music concert with traditional and classical songs and a sing-along at the finale. Free parking offered. Dec. 10, 3-5 p.m. $30; $10 for students. 805-541-6797. vocalarts.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. m

Point San Luis Lighthouse: Holiday Tours

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Central Coast Comedy Theater: Improv Comedy Show

Shamanic Morning Rituals for Vitality

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7 SLO Wine & Beer Co.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8 Aurora Meditations & Rituals, Morro Bay

Twist on Taylor (Taylor Swift Tribute Band)

New Year’s Eve 2024: Boogie Wonderland

SLO Botanical Garden, El Chorro Park

SLO Brew Rock, San Luis Obispo

How to Get What You REALLY Want for Orcutt Community Theater: Christmas! Chair Flair Class w/ Kellee Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12 Club Car Bar, Templeton Mercantile

Mo Betta Jazz: Christmas from Paris with Love

Be Hoppy Tours: Friday Hoppy Hour DEC. 15, 29 Sip of SLO DEC. 16, 30, JAN 13, 27

By the Sea Productions: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

Tours begin & end at The Hub, SLO

FRI, SAT, SUN, DECEMBER 15, 16, 17 First Presbyterian Church, SLO

Santa’s Palo Mesa Pizza Party

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 Palo Mesa Pizza, Arroyo Grande

Central Coast Comedy Theatre: Holiday Party Comedy Spectacular

Soundhouse Band (’70s, ’80s, ’90s Cover Band)

A Very Mickey Avalon Christmas

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9 Santa Maria Fairpark

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10 & 17 Community Presbyterian Church, Cambria

Vocal Arts Ensemble Winter Concert: Dona Nobis Pacem SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10 Cuesta College CPAC, SLO

Club Sup Sup with Chef Candice Custodio

Central Coast Comedy Theatre: Improv Comedy Student Showcase

A Very Merry Monte Mills Holiday Cocktail Party

Central Coast Comedy Theatre: Improv Comedy Show

Downtown Paso Robles Main Street: 33rd Annual Victorian Teddy Bear Tea

Central Coast Youth Chorus: An Old Fashioned Holiday SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 First Presbyterian Church, SLO

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15 SLO Public Market

Old Town Orcutt Country Christmas with Pryor Baird

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 The Stockyard at Blast 825 Brewery

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 The Benedict, Morro Bay

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

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Central Coast Aquarium

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Live Music, Trivia, Karaoke, and more!

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FRI, SAT, SUN, DEC. 8–10 & 15–17 Klein Dance Arts Studio, Santa Maria

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Arts

BOOKS

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ARTS BRIEFS Mars attacks in Orcutt Community Theater’s new holiday production

Loft opening

FLAVOR/EATS

Santa Ynez Valley-based author Lida Sideris’ books are available locally at the Book Loft, located at 1680 Mission Drive, INFO Solvang, and Barnes and Noble, located at 894 Marsh St., building G, San Luis Obispo. On Saturday, Dec. 16, the Book Loft will host a book signing CALENDAR event with Sideris, who will sign copies of her latest novel, Murderous Means, during the program. Visit lidasideris.com to find out more about the novelist.

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Orcutt Community Theater presents its production of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians at Klein Dance Arts Studio through Sunday, Dec. 17. Admission to the show, which opened in early December, is $20 and tickets are available to purchase in advance at my805tix.com or at the door. Based on the 1964 cult classic film of the same name, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a family-friendly sci-fi parody that follows some inhabitants of Mars who plot to kidnap jolly St. Nick and force him to build a toy factory on their planet so Martian children can experience some earthly holiday magic. The cast of the show includes Jarrod Zinn (pictured) as Kimar, king of the Martians, and Dan Bullard as Santa Claus. In authentic 1960s B-movie fashion, the creative team behind Orcutt Community Theater’s latest production built flying saucers from hubcaps and constructed other props from cardboard boxes, plastic buckets, and similar materials. To find out more about Orcutt Community Theater’s Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, visit orcuttcommunitytheater. org. Performances are held Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. and Sundays at 1:30 p.m. Klein Dance Arts Studio is located at 3558 Skyway Drive, building 1, studio 1, Orcutt.

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Five students from Righetti High School competed at this year’s Santa Barbara County Poetry Out Loud, which was held in mid-November at Allan Hancock College’s Boyd Concert Hall in Santa Maria. Featured poems in the competition included “To Have Without Holding” by Marge Piercy, recited by Righetti senior Natalie Lancor; “Stomp” by Nikki Grimes, recited by sophomore N.J. Correia; “The Conqueror Worm” by Edgar Allan Poe, recited by sophomore Erick Youngern; “April Love” by Ernest Dowson, recited by sophomore Bella Gonzalez; and “April Midnight” by Arthur Symons, recited by sophomore Breana Camarena (all five students pictured left to right). “Even though Righetti did not win this year, the Poetry Out Loud contest was the best experience that I have had in my academic life,” Camarena said in a release from the Santa Maria Joint Union High School District. Both Gonzalez and Youngern described their time at Poetry Out Loud as “an amazing experience,” while Correia referred to the countrywide competition as “an experience that I will not forget.” “It really helped with my confidence in public speaking,” Gonzales added. “I hope to do this again and to encourage others to participate in the future.” For more info on Poetry Out Loud, visit sbac.ca.gov/poetryout-loud. m Arts Briefs is compiled by Arts Editor Caleb Wiseblood. Send information to cwiseblood@santamariasun.com.

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Sun: At an author event in Morro Bay earlier this year, you got the chance to read as Locke STROKES during a dramatized excerpt from your fifth book, Gambling With Murder. How was that experience? And do you plan to participate in similar kinds of ARTS Showtime! programs in the future? Send gallery, stage, Sideris: When author Mara Purl invited me to and cultural festivities to join the radio drama-style reading last April at cwiseblood@santamariasun.com. Coalesce Bookstore, I was all in. I couldn’t resist the opportunity to act out the part of my fearless heroine. I was a bit nervous, at first, since the other BETWEEN THE LINES: Santa Ynez-based author Lida Sideris has written six novels in her ongoing participants had acting experience, but I went for mystery series, which began in 2015. Born and raised in Southern California, Sideris has lived on the it. It was great fun, and yes, we have other similar Central Coast for about 20 years. readings planned for next spring.

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Sun: Between your first Locke novel and her latest adventure, has your character changed at all over the years, or would you say she’s pretty much stuck to her guns for the most part? Sideris: In Murder and Other Unnatural Disasters [Sideris’ first book in the series], Corrie is immature, an impulsive risktaker, and not a great team player. But by Murderous Means, Corrie has learned to exercise some caution in her investigations and has become a team player who’s gained three loyal, highly motivated sidekicks.

Psychic visions, family quarrels loom over Lida Sideris’ sixth mystery novel, Murderous Means BY CALEB WISEBLOOD

he sudden death of a wealthy matriarch catapults every member of her dysfunctional lineage onto investigator Corrie Locke’s suspect list in a local novelist’s new caper. A Hollywood attorney by day and stealthy private eye by night, Locke is the lock-picking star of Santa Ynez Valley-based author Lida Sideris’ ongoing series of mystery novels. The series’ sixth entry released on Dec. 5—Murderous Means—follows the protagonist’s pursuit of a killer, but without much confidence in the first clue she comes across. “The only evidence she has to go on is a halfbaked psychic vision,” said Sideris, who described Locke as “a skeptic by nature.” “As Corrie’s mother explains it, ‘Corrie has always been a skeptic. She never believed in Santa either. Not even unicorns, which were real by the way,’” Sideris said, referring to an excerpt from her new book. The author added that she shares her heroine’s skepticism of psychics for the most part, despite her love of the TV series Psych, a popular sleuth show set in Santa Barbara, although most of it was shot in Canada. “If seeing visions can result in that much fun, count me in,” Sideris said after mentioning her Psych fandom, during a recent Q-and-A with the Sun:

Sun: Do you have anything special planned for your upcoming Dec. 16 book signing in Solvang? Any holiday-themed festivities for instance? Sideris: I always have a song and dance routine ready to go at my signings. m Arts Editor Caleb Wiseblood’s routine is being sure to drink his Ovaltine. Send cryptic comments to cwiseblood@santamariasun.com.

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Sun: Avid fans of your mystery series probably know that Locke’s day job as an attorney was inspired by your own career in law. Are there any other notable ways in which your protagonist’s arc mirrors aspects of your own life? Sideris: There are a few parallels between Corrie and I since the series is loosely based on my former life, working as a lawyer in a movie studio. I really didn’t realize how much my fictional heroine reflected my own life until Slightly Murderous Intent [Sideris’ fourth book in the series]. Every time Corrie takes down a criminal, I’m vicariously taking down a frustration in my own life. There’s plenty of action in my series, which is a wonderful way for me to let off steam. Sun: For those who are unfamiliar with your work, how would you sum up your mystery novel series without giving too much away? Sideris: All of my books may be read as standalones. Readers regard them as cozy mysteries, but they’re a little edgier. Humor plays a role in my series, as it does in my real life. It takes the edge off situations that tend to ruffle the calmest of feathers. Both my heroine and I agree that humor

THE BOOKENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS: Protagonist Corrie Locke, a lawyer and private eye, investigates a suspected homicide in Sideris’ newest novel, Murderous Means, which was released in early December. PHOTO COURTESY OF LIDA SIDERIS

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parodying his reputation (The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent). This is among his best films. riter-director Kristoffer Borgli (Sick Anna: He’s not a man afraid to leap into a of Myself) helms this black comedy project with an unknown outcome, and Cage about Paul Matthews (Nicolas Cage), once again proves his chops as an actor in an academic desperate for recognition despite Dream Scenario. Paul goes beyond the realm being wholly without achievement. He lectures of insufferable dad into a pretty unlikeable to college students who don’t care and pretends dude who is wholly convinced that the world to be head of household to wife Janet (Julianne is working against him. He’s an evolutionary Nicholson) and unimpressed daughters Sophie biology professor, one who’s convinced his (Lily Bird) and Hannah (Jessica Clement). Paul’s ideas and work have been stolen by an ex. He life is wholly unremarkable until, for reasons can’t get an invite to the cool dinner parties unknown, he suddenly begins to appear in his acquaintance throws, and none of the kids strangers’ dreams, eventually becoming a viral in his class seem interested in participating. sensation. Suddenly everyone knows him, and, In short, he feels sorry for himself. Even after worse, he begins to believe he’s special. (102 min.) the brief rise from mediocrity that this new dream presence brings, he can’t convince Glen: Dream Scenario’s message is the classic anyone it’s more than a bit of a hat trick. Cage “be careful what you wish for” story. Paul is a plays the blustering character deeply insecure person who’s perfectly—a man with the always looking for validation same level of pizzazz as skim DREAM SCENARIO and embracing victimhood at milk. You’d feel bad for him What’s it rated? R every turn. He’s sure he’s being if he was anything more than What’s it worth, Glen? Full price disrespected and dismissed. desperate, yet Cage manages What’s it worth, Anna? Full price He may be right. He’s an to also make the character feel Where’s it showing? Regal Edwards insufferable bore, desperately uncompromisingly human. RPX Santa Maria needy for affirmation and It’s a weird movie, but a good attention. When it finally one. comes, he handles fame like an obnoxious fool. Glen: It’s profoundly weird! The third act Borgli has created a film that comments on the shifts into what might be described as sci-fi fickle whims of pop stardom, cancel culture, and lite after an inventor creates a device based influencer fame, and he really makes our hunger on Paul’s phenomenon that allows wearers to for celebrity look ugly. I have to hand it to enter others’ dreams. And what exactly is such Cage. He makes more than his share of terrible an amazing device used for, you might ask? So “influencers” can enter people’s dreams to movies (The Retirement Plan, Sympathy for the sell them products. It’s a skillfully constructed Devil, and The Old Way all made this year), but satire that skewers the baking-sheet-shallow he also makes art (Pig) and goes all in when

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FAME AND OTHER DISASTERS: When Paul Matthews (Nicholas Cage) suddenly begins to appear in millions of people’s dreams, he becomes instantly famous, but when the dreams turn nightmarish, so does his life, in Dream Scenario, screening in local theater.

superficiality of modern technological life. Paul’s an average person who wants to be seen as exceptional—a man with a good job and a great family who in the face of undeserved fame bungled his happiness. Anna: What Paul sees as a great opportunity, a foot in the door, turns out to sort of unravel the fabric of his life. It’s fun to be the guy everyone recognizes … sometimes. But other times it can cause mayhem, and sometimes

it can shatter everything. We’ve been given a sort of nothing character, a run-of-the-mill dude who thinks the world hasn’t appreciated his presence. But once that presence is known, the humdrum life of normalcy starts to look pretty good. m New Times Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and freelancer Anna Starkey write Sun Screen. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

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What’s it rated? Not rated When? 2023 Where’s it showing? Max To say I’m a bit of a fanatic for all things Harry Potter (besides, that is, the author herself these days) rings true, so a film produced by Daniel Radcliffe that dives back into the time of filmmaking is a no-brainer for me. David Holmes: The Boy Who Lived doesn’t bring us bright and shiny tales about the filmmaking, however, at least not exclusively. Instead, the film peels back the layers, going into the life of David Holmes, who acted as Radcliffe’s stunt double up until an on-set accident during the filming of Deathly Hallows Part 1. We see behind-the-scenes reels of the young actors known for their parts on-screen and the worker bees behind the scenes, and the beautiful relationships created between them. It is clear Radcliffe has an ardent respect for Holmes and his work, and a tortured relationship with the accident that left Holmes paralyzed. Tender and utterly painful at points, David Holmes: The Boy Who Lived shies away from putting a happy spin on the story, instead addressing Holmes’ painful journey. Fans

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What’s it rated? R When? 2023 Where’s it showing? Max Albert Brooks really hit my radar when I saw him in Broadcast News (1987) as the smart but uncharismatic TV news reporter Aaron Altman. Yes, I first saw him in Taxi Driver (1976), but he’s so good at playing a nonentity that he barely registered among Robert De Niro, Cybill Shepherd, and Jodie Foster. That’s part of Brooks’ genius—being an essential part of films such as Private Benjamin, Terms of Endearment, Out of Sight, and Drive while also being semiinvisible. In Rob Reiner’s new documentary, Albert Brooks: Defending My Life, we get the inside scoop on the outsider comic who broke new ground in stand-up and delivered brilliant performances in classic films as well as wrote for Saturday Night Live and penned screenplays: Real Life, Modern Romance, Lost in America, The Scout, Mother, The Muse, and Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World. He’s truly original and iconic. Reiner is the perfect person to bring Brooks’ story to the forefront. They’ve been friends since they attended Beverly Hills High together, having met in the drama club, which interestingly also included Richard

OLD FRIENDS: Both 76, Albert Brooks and Rob Reiner met in drama club at Beverly Hills High, and now Reiner directs Albert Brooks: Defending My Life, a documentary about Brooks’ amazing career, screening on Max.

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“We can do any type of personalization. We can put your actual photo on a board. You name it, we Woodin You Like to Party caters local events, can do it,” Woodin said. “I have a laser machine so gets festive with holiday charcuterie boards we do all kinds of custom laser work for anything BY CALEB WISEBLOOD and everything … I haven’t come across n the realm of gifts that keep on giving, a anything that I cannot do.” custom-made charcuterie board from Woodin This gift-giving season marks Woodin’s You Like to Party fits the bill quite literally. launch of her first boards shaped like Santa’s Anyone who flourishes a reusable board sleigh, just in time for holiday shopping. branded with the Santa Maria-based company’s Regardless of whether you’re on the naughty or logo has access to charcuterie spread refills nice list, you only need to reside in the Santa with an exclusive discount, owner and founder Maria Valley area to take advantage of free Kelsey Woodin explained. home deliveries of charcuterie selections from “If I have a returning customer that brings Woodin You Like to Party. me that same board, I give them 10 percent Woodin is no stranger to delivering her off their order. So it’s a good incentive,” said custom boards and spreads to customers in Woodin, who uses a special engraver to stamp cities beyond Santa Maria on the Central Coast her logo and other designs onto the company’s though, for a delivery fee based on mileage boards—patrons can choose from traditional to cover fuel costs—the price of gasoline, not shapes into various forms, like hearts and reindeer feed or Christmas cheer. As a wedding and event planner, Woodin Christmas trees.

also often incorporates her charcuterie into her catering services. Her career in party prepping predates the origin of her charcuterie business, which came to fruition shortly after an event client’s request for a charcuterie spread, Woodin said. Back in 2019, a patron asked Woodin if she could deck out a kitchen island with charcuterie for a house party. “I decided to cover that whole thing in charcuterie, mixing it with veggies and sandwiches and the meats and the cheeses,” said Woodin, who shared a photo of her

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“Anytime that somebody says they are One of her upcoming collaborations she’s having an event and they’re serving alcohol, excited about is with Stepladder Creamery, I ask them what kind,” Woodin said. “I want based in Harmony. She was introduced to the to know that what I give them is going to pair local brand at the San Luis Obispo farmers well. market and is looking forward to incorporating “I am a white wine drinker myself,” added their cheese wheels at weddings and other large Woodin, who enjoys white wine with an gatherings in the future. assemblage of blueberry vanilla goat cheese, “I have to make sure I have a large order for peppered salami, and pepper jack cheese crisps. those, because those cheese wheels go a long “You get that sweet, that savory, that crunchy, way,” Woodin said with a laugh. all in one bite,” said Woodin, who’s rarely Visitors of Woodin’s website will find a opposed to throwing MUSIC in some mini pickles for plethora of charcuterie good measure. “Oh my gosh, accouterments to choose I could eat an entire jar of from when placing an order. those mini pickles.” m FLAVOR/EATS If she was in one of her Arts Editor Caleb Wiseblood customer’s shoes, she would Send tidbits on everything INFO likes mini golf and a lot of base her picks on what kind food and drink to other mini things. Send mini of libation she was planning cwiseblood@santamariasun.com. M&Ms to cwiseblood@ to pair with the charcuterie CALENDAR santamariasun.com. assortment.

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