New Times, May 11, 2023

BY PETER JOHNSON

Editor’s note

More than a decade of planning, advocacy, and $3.5 million in funding brought the Nipomo Skate Park to fruition on May 6. The newly opened park was celebrated by at least 100 residents, some of whom had been fighting to bring an official skate park to the rural area for more than 10 years.

Advocates like the Slater family made T-shirts to raise funds and awareness about the need. And their advocacy never faltered. Assistant Editor Peter Johnson attended the opening to hear from local residents and the county [10].

This week, you can also read about what’s happening with the Dana Reserve development [4], the project aiming to improve internet speeds and accessibility in North County [9], Cuesta College’s drama program and the national awards it just won [26], and judging the Atascadero Tamale Festival [33].

Camillia Lanham editor

cover photo by Peter Johnson cover design by Alex Zuniga

DYNAMIC DUO Owen Slater (right) and his dad, Tom Slater, celebrate the grand opening of the Nipomo Skate Park on May 6. The Slaters advocated for the park for nearly a decade.

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Public hearings for massive Nipomo housing development delayed

The historically large Dana Reserve housing development in Nipomo continues to grind through San Luis Obispo County’s planning process—albeit six months behind schedule.

SLO County has yet to release a final environmental impact report (EIR) for the 1,289unit project between Tefft Street and Willow Road, causing community activists to wonder when that’ll happen and what’s going on behind the scenes.

“I feel like we’re way behind the curve. We can’t argue our points because we don’t have the information,” said Alison Martinez, a resident who co-founded the Nipomo Action Committee last year in opposition to the project. “It’s not transparent—the process—at all. It’s frustrating.”

The Dana Reserve’s draft EIR came out in June 2022 and identified seven significant and unavoidable impacts. The project as it’s pitched would bulldoze nearly 4,000 oak trees on the 288-acre Cañada Ranch to make way for 10 new neighborhoods.

A prior schedule for the project targeted a final EIR release date for early 2023, with public hearings planned in March at the Planning Commission and April at the Board of Supervisors.

But that timeline was pushed back without explanation, Martinez said.

“In fact, we struggle to get anyone from the county to communicate at all,” she said. “Is there a new project map? Can we see anything?”

County officials told New Times that the delay is a result of the voluminous public feedback received on the draft EIR. SLO County’s Planning and Building Department also struggled with staffing turnover, according to Martinez and the project applicant.

Now, SLO County is targeting a final EIR release date of July, which will be followed by a public comment period and then back-to-back Planning Commission hearings on Aug. 31 and Sept. 1. Any revisions to the project’s scope or design won’t be public until then.

FEMA gave SLO County residents more than $11 million for flood relief

Homeowners and renters in San Luis Obispo County received more than $11.3 million in flood damage assistance from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) during the major disaster declaration spanning from Dec. 27, 2022, to Jan. 31, 2023.

Following months of complaints from many SLO County residents saying that they fell through the cracks when requesting help from FEMA, data from the agency show that locals received Individuals and Households Program (IHP) and Housing Assistance (HA) awards. SLO County residents received more than double what FEMA provided to applicants in neighboring Santa Barbara County.

FEMA received 1,820 applications from SLO County homeowners, and 75 percent of them found

“We will be happy to discuss the changes at that point,” said Erika Schuetze, operations and communications manager for the county Planning Department.

Nick Tompkins, the Dana Reserve developer, told New Times that he’s also waiting on the county to release the final EIR to understand where the project’s headed.

Dana Reserve is to bring housing that’s affordable for the middle class to the community.

According to Martinez, that’s a respectable goal but, as it stands, comes at the expense of the environment and broader community.

Since the draft EIR was released, the Nipomo Action Committee has developed into a bona fide nonprofit, holding monthly meetings in the Blacklake Community Room in Nipomo.

The group has gathered nearly 2,000 signatures against the project.

On April 22, the Nipomo Action Committee held an Earth Day rally at Nipomo Community Park, featuring a lineup of speakers—ranging from representatives of the YTT Northern Chumash Tribe to the California Native Plant Society—and live music.

He explained that the county is likely developing a recommended project in response to the draft EIR that could differ from what his team at NKT Commercial submitted.

“I know [county] staff is working on that,” Tompkins said. “They’re cognizant of the public’s concerns, and I think they’re trying to balance the concerns of the Nipomo Action Committee with goals of other parts of the community as well.”

Tompkins underscored that his goal with the

success. The agency gave a little more than $5.3 million to 725 individuals through IHP, and 634 applicants received HA awards that totaled almost $5.2 million.

Renters reached out for help, too, with 649 of them applying. However, less than half qualified—173 of them got IHP awards worth a little more than $505,000 in total. A hundred renters got HA awards worth almost $380,000 in total.

In comparison, 1,093 homeowners in Santa Barbara County registered for assistance, and 64 percent of those applications made the cut. FEMA gave almost $2.2 million in IHP awards to 393 applicants, and more than $2.1 million in HA awards to 316 homeowners.

Of the 493 Santa Barbara County renters who applied, 105 received IHP awards worth a little more than $410,000 in total, and 53 applicants got HA awards worth a little more than $285,000.

Martinez said that the group is committed to raising awareness about the Dana Reserve, so the community is informed and engaged.

“We’re surprised that a lot of people still don’t know about the project,” Martinez said. “We’re OK if people support the project and they know about it. That’s their choice. But if people are not aware, we can raise awareness and let people decide for themselves.” ∆

—Peter Johnson

FEMA conducted damage assessments in Arroyo Grande on May 10 to determine relief amounts needed for the second set of storms that hit the county in early spring.

FEMA is gathering damage information in the face of the presidential emergency declaration that includes SLO County due to dangerous conditions resulting from severe winter storms, flooding, landslides, and mudslides beginning March 9. Previous New Times reporting found that county officials were racing to compile damage information in order to finalize a new emergency declaration for those storms. On May 9, the Arroyo Grande City Council voted unanimously to consider adopting a resolution declaring a continued local emergency. One area of interest is the Tally Ho neighborhood that has historically been wrecked by storms and flooding. FEMA’s evaluations are separate from

ON THE DOCKET The 1,289-home Dana Reserve development in Nipomo is slated for public hearings in late August—a sixmonth delay. Both the developer and Nipomo community members await the county’s release of a final environmental impact report for the project in July.

what the city’s collected on the flooding faced by Tally Ho residents, according to Community Development Director Brian Pedrotti.

Arroyo Grande City Manager Whitney McDonald said that Community Development Department staff are assisting the Coastal San Luis Resource Conservation District in its evaluation and development of a Tally Ho Creek Restoration Project.

—Bulbul Rajagopal

Morro Bay receives federal dollars for pier, needs funds to fix harbor

One of Morro Bay’s most important piers will soon be able to begin construction on much-needed repairs after receiving $1.5 million in federal funding.

However, Harbor Director Ted Schiafone told New Times that this funding is just one piece of the puzzle when it comes to solutions for Morro Bay’s harbor infrastructure needs.

“This funding is still completely separate from the funding we need to make repairs to our docks, piling, seawalls, and revetment,” Schiafone told New Times. “Grant funding for commercially leased docks is typically not available at the same level; however, we are continuing to look into opportunities regardless, and funding like this for a major project does help us.”

U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal (D-Santa Barbara) secured the funds via a law signed in December that allocated $22 million for 14 projects in his district, which encompasses Santa Barbara County and

parts of SLO and Ventura counties.

“The T-Pier is a perfect example of how supporting the improvements to one piece of community infrastructure can pay exponential dividends down the road,” Carabajal said in a written statement.

Schiafone echoed that sentiment, saying that while the $1.5 million won’t address the majority of the city’s harbor issues, the funds are still crucial to the long-term success of the city.

“North T-Pier is a critical component of Morro Bay Harbor as it supports Coast Guard operation on the Central Coast as well as the Morro Bay Harbor Patrol,” he told New Times. “It is also used to support commercial fishing operations and gives the general public a location to fish without a fishing license.”

Now that the funding has been secured, Schiafone said his department can begin to reassess the current conditions of the T-pier to see how far that $1.5 million can go.

“Since the federal funds are coming from the Department of Urban Housing, one of the requirements requires us to provide them with a full scope of the work needed to do the upgrades and repairs as well as a timeline,” he said. “The assessment will also tell what exactly we can accomplish with the $1.5 million. … Hopefully this funding will allow us to make some of the critical repairs to the structure.”

Schiafone said he expects that the city will need more money to fully complete the T-Pier repairs.

“We will prioritize upgrading our fire protection system and electric and water utility systems,” he said. “We anticipate requesting an additional $2.3 million in

funds that would be necessary to complete the entire north T-pier project.”

Carbajal said in the statement that he feels this is a step in the right direction for making people aware of how important continued repairs to the harbor are—not just for the city, but the entire Central Coast.

“Whether it’s Morro Bay’s commercial fishing industry, its year-round tourism, its residents, our coast, or even our local Coast Guard and Fish and Wildlife operations,” Carabajal said, “funding repairs to this pier is a tide that will raise all of these boats.”

—Adrian Rosas

DA won’t file charges against AG teacher arrested for classroom incident

A Mesa Middle School teacher arrested last month for allegedly injuring a student in her classroom will not be charged with a crime, the SLO County District Attorney’s Office announced on May 10.

Sarah Watts, an eighth grade math teacher, was arrested on the Arroyo Grande campus on April 25, hours after she allegedly caused scratches and a paper cut to a student’s hands and temple.

During the incident, Watts snatched a hairbrush from the student’s hand after she refused to follow her repeated demands to put it away, scratching two fingers, according to the DA’s Office.

Later in the class, Watts allegedly “dropped or threw paper schoolwork towards the same student,” causing a paper cut on her temple.

According to the district’s teachers union—the Lucia Mar Unified Teachers Association (LMUTA)—the student involved is the daughter of a SLO County Sheriff’s deputy. Neither the Sheriff’s Office nor the DA’s Office has confirmed or denied that.

Following her arrest, the SLO Sheriff’s Office recommended felony child abuse charges against Watts—but prosecutors disagreed.

After reviewing the case, the DA’s Office said it found that Watts used “the same degree of physical force or control that a parent would be legally privileged to exercise under the circumstances.”

It added that the student’s injuries were “very minimal.”

“It is apparent that several students in the classroom were unruly and this specific student’s brushing of their hair was disrupting the teacher’s ability to maintain a proper and appropriate environment conducive to learning,” the DA’s Office said in a May 10 press release. “Given the totality of the evidence and applicable law, the charge of child abuse causing injury in both the hairbrush incident and paperwork incident cannot be proven beyond a reasonable doubt and the request to file criminal charges has been declined.”

Watts’ arrest sparked a community-wide debate, with some questioning whether the teacher’s conduct necessitated any criminal scrutiny from the Sheriff’s Office. In the immediate aftermath of the arrest, the LMUTA expressed its outrage to union members.

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were egregious,” read an April 26 email obtained by New Times. “This specific matter was being handled swiftly and appropriately by district administration prior to law enforcement’s encroachment onto the school campus. … And while many believe this dramatic demonstration of power was exercised only because the accusing student was a child of a sheriff’s deputy, we are horrified by the precedent it sets for our profession nationwide.”

The LMUTA email added that Watts’ exchange with the student only highlighted “a greater need for administrative support for unruly student behaviors in our classrooms.”

“This year has brought unprecedented levels of defiance and disruption; teachers’ calls for support should not be ignored,” the email read.

The LMUTA did not respond to a New Times request for comment before press time.

After the incident, Watts was placed on administrative leave by the school district. While Lucia Mar district officials did not return requests for comment about her employment status by press time, Watts’ school email was inactive on May 10.

Tony Cipolla, public information officer for the SLO Sheriff’s Office, defended the agency’s arrest in a statement to New Times on May 10. He did not address a question about the student’s relationship to a sheriff’s deputy.

“The Sheriff’s Office made a lawful arrest based on the circumstances of the situation at that time. When a child has an injury caused by an adult, we have an obligation to take action,” Cipolla wrote by email. “The DA’s Office has made its decision, and we accept that decision. We have no further comment at this time.”

In assessing the case, the DA’s Office reviewed investigative reports, photographs, and body-worn camera footage, according to its press release.

Prosecutors reviewed video footage of the student’s father “at the scene” expressing skepticism to his daughter that her injuries occurred on that day.

“He thought the scratch near her temple was from a separate incident occurring the day before and that the scratches on the student’s two fingers appeared to be ‘old,’” the DA’s Office said.

Its investigation found that the injuries were accidental and didn’t rise to the level of a felony child abuse case.

“The student themselves stated that they did not believe Ms. Watts intended to the injure them during the incident,” the DA’s Office said. “Other students present in the classroom corroborated this description.”

“Ms. Watts’ conduct is subject to review by the school and district administration” it added, “and is more appropriately addressed through the administrative process.”

—Peter Johnson

Arroyo Grande’s noncompliant homestays receive legal status

The Arroyo Grande City Council granted amnesty to a group of short-term rental owners, much to the relief of a group of community members who were concerned about the future of local homestays.

“If they were operating and we never heard about it, I don’t think it matters if it’s 100 feet, 200 feet, or 500 feet,” Mayor Caren Ray Russom said at the May 9 meeting. “Give them 60 days. If you want amnesty, you can come in. This is the only shot.”

Russom was referring to a recent revision to the city’s short-term rental ordinance that increased the distance required between short-term rentals (vacation rentals and/ or homestays) in the city and put pressure on existing rentals—some of which are no longer in compliance with city rules.

In 2014, Arroyo Grande adopted an ordinance establishing vacation rentals and homestays as permitted land uses. That ordinance has undergone a series of revisions with the most recent in October 2022, which increased the the buffer between all shortterm rentals from the initial 300 feet to 500 feet, reduced the cap on the number of vacation rentals from 120 to 90, and required permit holders to pay transient occupancy taxes every six months rather than every 12 months.

At the May 9 meeting, the City Council edited the ordinance again as part of a “sixmonth lookback” on the city’s short-term rental policies. The buffer distance expansion was revised because the previous ordinance only applied it to properties on the same street. The ordinance will now measure that buffer as a circular radius.

Ordinance revisions have significantly impacted the number of short-term rentals available in the city. Almost 1,800 properties now remain ineligible to apply for permits.

Many residents and visitors asked the City Council to revert to the original 300-foot buffer. Roughly 30 public comment letters warned city officials against the May 9 changes, citing concern that Arroyo Grande’s number of rentals would shrink even further.

One of those comments came from Sandcastle Celebrations founder and wedding planner Janet Tacy. She told New Times that she wrote her letter to support her

friend who has been operating an Airbnb in Arroyo Grande for several years.

“Because of the change, she’s no longer in compliance, and because of the events I do, it’s super helpful to have alternative housing for my clients when they visit town,” Tacy said.

The City Council decided unanimously to meet everyone halfway. Russom moved to amend the ordinance to allow homestay owners to approach the city within 60 days and go through the permitting process to become legally noncompliant. These homestay operators belong to a group of 28 property owners who were identified by city enforcement agencies for being unpermitted hosts during earlier revisions of the ordinance.

Russom said she favored homestays because of their track record of good behavior and a lack of complaints.

—Bulbul Rajagopal

Atascadero City Council appoints Jim Lewis as new city manager

Starting July 1, Atascadero will have a new city manager after Rachelle Rickard announced her retirement in early March, capping 26 years with the city.

The council unanimously approved the appointment of former Pismo Beach City Manager Jim Lewis at the May 9 meeting, citing his dedication to the city as a resident for almost 20 years. The retiring Rickard will work closely with Lewis until her position officially ends on July 12 to ensure the transfer goes smoothly.

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“Everything here gets done because of these people,” Atascadero Mayor Heather Moreno said during the council meeting. “So we knew that whoever the next city manager is would need to have that same view of moving the city forward as Rachelle does.”

Lewis resigned from his Pismo Beach position in early May, citing a desire to spend more time closer to home with his family and deal with the health concerns he was facing, according to a statement from the city.

“From the moment we heard that he had resigned from his role in Pismo Beach, I heard nothing but kind words and praise for Jim’s work,” Moreno said.

Benjamin Fine, who served alongside Lewis in Pismo Beach as the director of Public Works, echoed the council’s sentiment and confidence that he would continue the same mindset he had in Pismo for the Atascadero.

“This is a man who is going to build

community and push his staff to be the best they can be,” Fine said via public comment on May 9.

Lewis brings 10 years of city manager experience with him. He helped Pismo Beach coordinate projects such as new piers and plazas as well as the Shell Beach streetscape.

“There is a selfish part of me who doesn’t want to see him go since he did so much for Pismo,” Fine said with a laugh. “But regardless of my feeling about his departure, I can assure you are getting a man who is devoted to the community he lives in.”

Lewis served as Atascadero’s assistant city manager and economic development director for eight years before leaving in 2013 and he still lives in the city with his wife and two children.

“Jim brings a proven track record in local government success and is a knowledgeable, approachable, dynamic leader that will work for our community,” Mayor Moreno said. “These strengths will allow us to continue delivering on the positive trajectory Atascadero businesses and residents are so excited about.”

The council also cited Lewis’ ability to continue work that Rickard started, such as coordinating a service-oriented staff. Councilmember Charles Bourbeau said that was something that made the search for a replacement easier.

“Usually when a city manager retires, it can be a very long and extensive search, but it happens to work out that Jim became available when he did,” Bourbeau said.

Lewis said in the statement that he’s excited to step into a role that will continue the positive movement he has seen the city make in the last several years.

“I am deeply honored and privileged for the opportunity to serve as the next city manager for Atascadero,” he said. “This is my home, where we are raising our family, and I simply love this place! I am looking forward to working with the community, council, and staff to enhance and preserve Atascadero’s unique character and quality of life.”

—Adrian Rosas

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Digital divide

Paso Robles and Atascadero begin the challenge of equalizing the internet provider playing field

The cities of Atascadero and Paso Robles are about to enter a new digital age following the approval of a plan that aims to end internet connection inequality for residents.

“Just because you have some form of internet access doesn’t mean you can use it,” Maria Kelly told New Times. “Our biggest goal with this project is making sure that people that have devices—whether that’s a computer, phone, iPad, whatever—can use those to their full potential.”

Kelly serves as the project coordinator for the North County Broadband Strategic Plan, a collaborative effort between the cities of Atascadero, Paso Robles, and consulting company TeleworX that began last October. Both City Councils approved the plan during the last two weeks of April.

The plan, which will take until at least 2024 to fully implement, focuses on three major aspects of broadband (basic internet) access across all aspects of life, from home use to public resource use like libraries and downtown districts. These include laying down new fiber optic internet wires to speed up overall connectivity, changing policies about the pricing and development of those new wires, and ensuring that the changes bring about affordable, stable internet for all residents.

“Our first step is figuring out what populations are considered to have adequate access versus inadequate,” Kelly said. “From there we will need to begin reaching out to internet service providers to see what partnerships are needed to close that divide between the population.”

One issue, however, according to Kelly, is determining what cities consider adequate internet access to be versus what internet service providers (ISPs), such as Charter or AT&T, consider it to be. Paul Sloan from the city of Paso Robles and Loreli Cappel from the city of Atascadero, who work as comanagers for the project, said that coming to a mutual understanding with any ISPs the project works with is paramount to success.

The cities are considering establishing an open access network business model, which would mean the underground fiber optic cable would be installed by an outside company rather than one of the ISPs. Sloan said this would effectively eliminate any sole proprietorship an ISP might have over fiber optic cables, opening the door for multiple ISPs to offer their services without having to worry about who owns the actual wires.

“In short, this is a wholesale service to retail ISPs with nondiscriminatory pricing,” Sloan said via email. “The effect of this business model is to lower the cost of installation while maintaining a sense of competition for people looking to find service providers.”

Sloan, Cappel, and Kelly all told New Times that broadband access is considered by the city, state, and federal governments

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to be the “fourth utility.” This means that, much like water and electricity, broadband must have a uniform agreed-upon quality and price for all residents to pay for.

“Regardless of what is considered quality internet or not, over 50 percent of the people we polled across North County said they pay too much for a single service,” Kelly said. “When you have that many people expressing the same sentiment over something we consider an essential part of everyday life, that’s something that needs to be addressed.”

Sloan and Cappel worked together to apply for state grants to help offset some of the initial costs for the two cities and ensure the plan could move forward. The California Public Utilities Commission (CPUC) ultimately granted the cities $200,000, which reimburses the cities $100,000 each for funding they already spent on the project planning process.

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miles of fiber, providing connectivity to key areas of the city.”

Atascadero doesn’t have that same level of existing fiber optic, but Cappel told New Times that conversations with ISPs are progressing smoothly and she hopes to apply for and receive similar grants to the one Paso Robles received.

“While the city of Atascadero has not received formal proposals for deployment to date, we anticipate moving conversations forward in the coming months,” Cappel said. “We are considering also applying for federal grant funding to solidify a public-private partnership to aid the deployment of fiber.”

Both Sloan and Cappel see easing the digital divide as key to stimulating their local economies, which is something that will be essential as the total funds needed to implement the project are still being determined.

“Atascadero is looking to bring quality to our city and supporting all North County economic growth efforts including the potential Paso Robles spaceport,” Cappel said. “We also have development projects in the pipeline such as Del Rio Marketplace, which is designed for company start-up and growth. Highspeed internet fiber to this project and other job centers is imperative.”

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Sloan told New Times that having the initial buy-in costs covered by the grant enables the cities to begin work to acquire the respective funds needed to install the cable in each city.

Paso is already ahead of Atascadero when it comes to funding its fiber optic network. The U.S. Economic Development Administration awarded Paso Robles $3.5 million in 2020 to help extend existing fiber optic wiring as part of the city’s downtown development program.

“The city of Paso Robles has deployed conduit and fiber … totaling 10.1 miles of fiber,” he said. “Thanks to that grant, we can begin the deployment of 14.2 additional

Kelly told New Times that the Northern Broadband Strategic Plan’s consistent goal is to serve the people of Atascadero and Paso Robles and ideally bring the same services to other areas of SLO County.

“It’s exciting to see cities working together, especially when—despite it being our digital future—it’s been hard to get the conversation moving on actually planning things out,” she said. “You always have to remember that people piece of it. People are why we have to do this.” ∆

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CONNECTION CONNUNDRUM Residents of North County are encouraged by officials to test their internet standards regularly via speed tests to ensure that as the county works to end the digital divide, everyone’s experiences are considered.

Paved paradise

Nipomo Skate Park’s grand opening marks decade-old dream come true for local youth

Typically the first to roll out their boards at any skate park, childhood friends Wyatt Russell and Owen Slater took a step back on May 6 to admire the joyous scene at the Nipomo Skate Park. Dozens of locals of all ages zipped around the 10,000 square feet of concrete peppered with quarter pipes, stairs, rails, boxes, and bowls amid the cacophonous sounds of skidding wheels and live punk music.

Now 21 and 19 years old, respectively, Russell and Slater were just adolescents when they started a campaign to lobby San Luis Obispo County to build a skate park in Nipomo. About a decade and “a billion meetings” later, that vision is now a reality.

“I didn’t think it would ever come, honestly,” a smiling Slater told New Times at the skate park’s grand opening. “It took a lot of helping hands to get here. This wasn’t just

a couple of grants. It was everybody.

“And it’s cool seeing all the youth,” he added. “Now they get to a go to a skate park, you know?”

Slater was only about 13 when he and his dad, Tom, first sold a batch of custom Nipomo Skate Park T-shirts to help raise awareness and funds for the fledging project. At the May 6 ribbon cutting, Tom Slater proudly donned that original orange shirt.

“This was the start,” the elder Slater told New Times. “You’re sitting around with a bunch of eighth graders, like what do we do?”

“We sold them to all of my friends and stuff,” his son said. “We raised about $1,000, brought it to the county, and then they were like, ‘Oh, people actually want to do this.’”

The skate park’s final price tag came out to $3.5 million, and the planning and construction process took more than five

years, interrupted by funding shortfalls, COVID-19, utility realignment issues, and this winter’s brutal storms.

But a confident Russell told New Times that his belief in the skate park never wavered for a moment.

“Everyone’s been saying, ‘This is unreal, I can’t believe it,’” Russell said, his board under his feet. “But honestly, for me, it’s not as unbelievable, because Slater and I had faith in our community and our local government.”

SLO County officials, elected leaders, and Nipomo community advocates all gathered for the skate park’s ceremonial ribbon cutting on May 6.

Around 10 a.m., Parks and Recreation Director Nick Franco stepped onto one of the park’s skate boxes to address the assembled crowd.

“What’s the No. 1 word that skaters hear?” Franco yelled out. “‘No!’ Right? Don’t you hear that all the time? ‘No, you can’t do this. No, you can’t do that.’ Well, this is a big, ‘Yes, you can do this.’ That’s what you wanted, and that’s what we delivered.”

Fourth District Supervisor Jimmy Paulding spoke next and thanked the county staff and community volunteers who played key roles in bringing the park to the finish line. He also shouted out his predecessor, Lynn Compton, for championing the project before him.

“This is what it’s all about,” Paulding said. “It’s when we come together as community to make it happen, that’s how we get things done.”

Situated on the southern edge of the Nipomo Community Park

on Tefft Street, the skate park is conveniently located and easily accessible, with a spacious parking lot, bathrooms, and other facilities.

It’s already seen a huge amount of use since it officially opened on May 2, locals told New Times, and the turnout on May 6 affirmed that.

Guadalupe resident Salvador Sandoval, 14, paused his skate session to share how much he loved his new “local park.” He said he doesn’t have to street skate as much now.

Cal Poly student Jonas Thyssen, a SLO resident, also raved about the park.

“I’m incredibly stoked. If it were closer, I’d be here every day,” Thyssen said.

The younger Slater and Russell expressed their gratitude for the final product, which they also helped design. The duo shared how they spent their childhoods at an unsanctioned, makeshift skate park in town known as “The Rec” (which is now a Grocery Outlet).

“That was the place that birthed me, Wyatt, all of the OG skaters,” Slater explained. “It was super fun and taught you how to skate, but super sketchy.”

“It wasn’t legal, and it was never going to stick,” Russell added. “So it feels great to just have something that’s ours.”

While they were among the catalysts that delivered the new park, Russell noted that they weren’t alone. The broader Nipomo community identified it as a recreational need long before he and his friends did.

“I have to give credit to people before our time. It’s been in the plan,” Russell said. “The community of Nipomo made a list of things we wanted to get done, and the skate park was put on that. And that was about 20 years ago.”

About 45 minutes into the celebration, as the ribbon-cutting crowd dissipated and local band Nova Haze launched into a set of music, Russell, who’d been lurking on the periphery, began riding his board into the park.

While it didn’t arrive in time for his childhood, that won’t stop the Nipomo resident from enjoying it on the regular. “It’s one of the reasons I’m sticking around,” Russell said, grinning as he rode away. Δ

Assistant Editor Peter Johnson can be reached at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com.

SHREDDING Dozens of skaters of all ages enjoyed the new Nipomo Skate Park during its grand opening on May 6, backdropped by live music played by Nova Haze.

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Making history

Asuccess story in the making, the San Luis Obispo Rugby Club just won its first divisional title in 20 years.

The SLO men’s team beat Belmont Shore in Long Beach on April 22 to win the Southern California Rugby Football Union Division II championship and clinch an invitation to a national tournament in Las Vegas.

It’s only the fourth time that the SLO Rugby Club has won a division title since its inception in 1975. First-year coach Henry Lee-Saunders told New Times that the team clicked on and off the field this year, resulting in a 9-1 season and many dominant performances.

“You can really see it this year on the field,” Lee-Saunders said. “Everyone is really playing for each other, fighting for each other. If they’re tired and their legs are burning, they’ll fight through it because there are guys who would do the same for them.”

The club will try to keep its storybook season alive in Las Vegas on May 12 and 13 for the first round of the USA Rugby Super Regionals. If the team can win two games there, it will advance to the national championship in St. Louis, Missouri, in June.

As SLO County’s only adult rugby club, the team attracts locals from diverse backgrounds. Players range from 19 to 40 years old and come to the team with varying levels of rugby experience.

“As far as ability, we’ve got guys who’ve been playing the past 20 years, as well as guys where it’s their first year. Every age and ability is welcome,” Lee-Saunders said. “From my experience, it’s been individuals coming together to form a larger unit.”

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This year’s team saw record turnout in terms of players willing to attend trainings and game days, which has bred a healthy competition for playing time in games, the coach said. He added that the spirit of the team is completely supportive and synergistic.

Erik Madsen, the club’s captain, said that the team’s overall positive energy and mindset helped it carry momentum from last season into this year’s championship.

“We’ve got a big team group chat where

we’re messaging and joking most days, and so it’s kind of a really big group of friends,” Madsen said. “I’ve been around other teams where they show up to practices, show up to games, sometimes one or the other. But a lot of these guys go to dinners together, they go out after practices, and so there’s a really good team connection that I think translates onto the field.”

The SLO Rugby Club is asking for the community’s support to help it continue its successful run. As tournament costs mount, the team is welcoming tax-deductible donations at slorugby.org.

While the men’s team has the spotlight, the women’s rugby team is also coming off a successful season—winning second place in the Southern California playoffs. Player Morgan Moulis told New Times that it was an amazing result, considering that the women’s side underwent an extensive rebuild after COVID-19 shut down the league.

“It felt really good because we literally built our team up again this year, and we really built it up from the ground up,” Moulis said. “A lot of the players who came out this year were rookies and were just learning the game. So it was really impressive to see the hard work we put in get us so far with so little experience and not playing for a couple years.”

Moulis added that the close bond between the men’s and women’s teams contributes to the club’s overall success.

“What’s really special about our rugby community is that the men’s team is really involved with the women’s team and vice versa. We do sports days outside of practice, or hang out and have game nights, and I think that’s huge for team success on the field too,” she said.

The SLO Rugby Club is still looking for new players, as well as a coach for the women’s team. If interested, contact the club at slorugby.org.

Fast facts

• The SLO Food Bank ’s largest annual community event and fundraiser, Hunger Awareness Day, will take place on June 2. Established in 2007, this countywide event educates and activates SLO County residents about the lifechanging impact of community engagement to alleviate hunger. For details, visit slofoodbank.org.

• In honor of National Chip Your Pet Month, Woods Humane Society will be hosting six free microchip clinic events in May to help members of the public protect their pets. The free clinics will be held on Fridays from 2 to 4 p.m. at the San Luis Obispo location and Friday, May 19, from 2 to 4 p.m. at the Woods North County location. Visit woodshumanesociety.org for more info. ∆

New Times intern Thomas Rodda wrote this week’s Strokes. Reach him at strokes@newtimesslo.com. Assistant Editor Peter Johnson contributed.

CHAMPION Erik Madson, men’s team captain for the SLO Rugby Club, fends off Belmont Shore defenders during a win on April 22 to secure the Southern California Rugby Football Union Division II title.

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Get loud

This Mother’s Day, we reflect on our great privilege as mothers, and the essential power of choice in becoming one. Our children are our worlds, our reasons why. They humble us, challenge us, and make us grateful every day. And we could not be the mothers we are today if it were not for our abortions yesterday.

At the time, we lacked the financial and emotional resources to bear and raise children. We weren’t ready, we were young, we were not prepared. And we had the privilege to make that choice independently, and with the warmth and support of our

My take on creating better housing in SLO

According to the latest Pew Research Center data, nearly 40 percent of adults in the U.S. are now unpartnered and mostly live alone.

Hence, three- to four-story, smaller housing units/condos with elevators (for retirees) would be ideal for downtown SLO—as long as a Trader Joe’s were close by! And if needed, occupants could purchase a permanent parking space in the new parking structure to be built on Nipomo Street downtown. Converting empty shops/office space would also be ideal for this project.

As all SLO residents can see, the growing number of three-story row-

deeply loving and involved families.

Sadly, survivors of sexual and intimate partner violence do not share that privilege. One in three women in the United States have had or will have an abortion. Chances are, your mother, your sister, or your daughter had one too, and chances are, they used Mifepristone and Misoprostole— medications used in half of all abortions nationwide.

And up to 22 percent of those who terminate their pregnancies do so because they are in an abusive relationship. Reproductive coercion is a tactic used by abusers to maintain power. This means controlling the outcomes of pregnancy, coercing a partner to have unprotected sex, and interfering with birth control. Those experiencing abuse also experience increased rates of unwanted pregnancy with poorer maternal and child health outcomes.

Access to safe, confidential reproductive

health care is a lifeline for survivors. If the Supreme Court suspends Mifepristone’s FDA approval, the lives of survivors who can bear children will be catastrophically impacted. Denying a survivor’s right to their own body impacts their physical, emotional, and financial health, leading to suicidal ideation, chronic disease, and job loss, and gives abusers one more tool to control their victims.

Lumina Alliance empowers survivors to make decisions for themselves and respects them as experts in their own lives. It is essential to preserve safe, confidential, and comprehensive access to reproductive health care for everyone. Join us and mothers across the state by:

• Donating to independent abortion providers. Visit abortionfunds.org to support abortion seekers and keepourclinics. org to support clinics nationwide. Visit plannedparenthood.org/planned-

parenthood-california-central-coast to support our local clinic.

• Voting for candidates who will protect our right to choose.

• Running for office to represent mothers and survivors in San Luis Obispo County.

• Volunteering to be an escort at your local reproductive health clinic.

• Getting loud. Tell your abortion stories; visit shoutyourabortion.com and wetestify.org. Take to the streets—organize, protest, rally.

At Lumina Alliance, we stand by survivors and continue to advocate for freedom of choice and a community free from sexual and intimate partner violence. ∆

Jennifer Adams is the chief executive officer and Jane Pomeroy is the chief communications officer of Lumina Alliance in San Luis Obispo County. Write a response for publication by emailing letters@newtimesslo.com.

homes being constructed off of Madonna Road and Highway 101 all require the use of a car, as do the Righetti Ranch and Avila Ranch housing units—unless owners work from home, have groceries delivered, and take a city bus that runs once/hour. And none of these developments have room for granny units in their backyards. Hence, this type of row-housing is OK for families, but not for active singles. Finally, many cities are now permitting just a certain number of Airbnbs/VRBOs in neighborhoods; this maintains housing units for residents and not visitors.

This is “my take” on how to create better housing options for SLO!

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We can’t afford to keep Diablo Canyon open

As a citizen of San Luis Obispo County, a property owner, a parent, grandparent of family here since 1972, I have grave concerns about the safety or lack of it of Diablo Canyon Power Plant located on multiple earthquake faults. For years now we have been assured by PG&E that there’s nothing to worry about. PG&E has researched all the faults. The plants can withstand a 7.2-magnitude earthquake or two. That’s what the people in Fukushima, Japan, were told before the unexpected large earthquake and tsunami caused the meltdown of three reactors.

Thousands of people had to evacuate, lost their homes and businesses, and are still dealing with damage. They are left with more than a million tons of irradiated water that the government will release back into the Pacific.

What would happen here if Diablo is damaged seismically or by terrorist attack and there is a widespread radiation release? Do we have a viable evacuation plan and is there adequate insurance provided for property loss and health consequences?

Seismic vulnerability is only one valid concern with allowing PG&E to keep operating beyond the agreed upon closure dates of 2024 and 2025. There’s also radioactive waste with no place to store it safely for thousands of years. Once-through cooling damages the marine environment. Why is the Nuclear Regulatory Commission even considering relicensing this very expensive, dangerous, old and embrittled plant? Now they want 20 more years!

We simply can’t afford it.

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BY JOHN DONEGAN

A predictable outcome

The Safe Parking Site on Oklahoma Avenue for housing the homeless has predictably failed, and the county is now wondering what to do about the squalid encampment and its residents. As SLO County Homeless Services Manager Joe Dzvonik admitted to New Times (“No more vacancy,” March 9), “It isn’t working.”

The program is “no longer accepting new participants.” Translated: The lot is full because the current residents won’t leave.

The original objective was doomed from the start. Dzvonik and now former SLO County Administrative Officer Wade Horton told New Times that it “failed to meet its goal of being a temporary solution for its unhoused participants.” Janna Nichols of the 5Cities Homeless Coalition said, “I envisioned people coming in, parking at night, and leaving.” But, in an outcome that shouldn’t have surprised anyone, the lot quickly filled as the residents arrived, settled in, and never left, despite a “contract” in which they promised to leave within 90 days. As Supervisor Bruce Gibson observed, this was “a learning curve” for the county.

Nobody was happy with the outcome.

To the residents, the program failed to provide them with the supportive services they wanted. A few months ago, they even formed a “union” to represent them against the county, although this seems to be a misinterpretation of the function of a union.

While a typical union uses the threat of work or rent stoppages to extract concessions, it is unclear just how residents who are residing for free could “strike.” But it sounds militant, which may be the point.

Service providers like SLO Homeless Services and the Community Action Partnership of SLO found failure in their inability to effectively organize, utilize, and deliver services. Instead of judging the program by whether or not it turned the homeless into sober and self-reliant people, they seemed to measure the success of the “process” of providing services, over the desired end result of changing the life trajectories of the homeless.

Still, the residents of Los Osos and other areas where the homeless had previously camped at least enjoyed some temporary relief.

The failure is quite visible. Not only does the encampment now consist of a collection of usually derelict RVs and other vehicles, tarps, and bountiful debris, but the presence of the camp has apparently created security concerns nearby. Cyclone fencing has also been recently added to nearby county facilities to address what appears to be new problems of theft near the camp. It does not appear to be a good neighbor.

This outcome was sadly predictable.

When you have individuals, most of whom are suffering a downward spiral of addiction or mental illness, and who are driving a collection of older RVs and other vehicles at the end of their useful lifespans, how else could it have possibly played out? If you are homeless and your decrepit vehicle becomes inoperable, how could you leave? If you find

yourself in a desirable place like SLO, why would you want to leave? Regardless of rules or any “contract” that you may have signed, you’re going to stay. It was never realistic to expect otherwise, and the residents understood that the county wasn’t likely to do anything as harsh as evict them.

In a beautiful place like SLO, where people are willing to pay $160 per night to camp at Flying Flags in Avila, it is no surprise that free camping would quickly fill up.

I sympathize with county government and its difficult situation. The foolish Martin v. Boise decision effectively requires government to provide housing or a camping location for however many homeless may find their way here, or they won’t be able to keep the homeless from camping in residential areas.

We can’t “fix” homelessness, which is caused by far more intractable problems than just a lack of affordable housing. As long as the Boise decision stands, we are stuck with the homeless, so the best that we can do is to manage the problem so as to minimize the impact on the rest of us.

How do we replace the Oklahoma Avenue facility? We should at least realistically anticipate and plan for how things will play out at the replacement. Many residents will arrive, and few will be able or willing to leave, and it will quickly reach full capacity. The camp will accumulate plentiful junk and dead vehicles. There will be crime in the camp and nearby, as well as the random craziness that accompanies addiction and mental illness. Fires and injuries will be a threat. The placement of the new facility should keep these problems in mind.

Instead, why not just increase the number of shelter spaces so that there will always be space available? This would satisfy the Boise requirements so that the government could again enforce parking and public camping laws, and would eliminate the problem of a camp full of dead vehicles and squalor. Rules prohibiting intoxicants could be enforced. The facility should be located far from any residential area. ∆

John Donegan is a retired attorney in Pismo Beach who wishes he had all the answers. Respond with a commentary submitted to letters@newtimesslo.com.

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Swept under the rug?

Considering all its controversies over the years, you’d think the SLO County Sheriff’s Office would be on its best behavior, but nah.

Four months ago, 5-year-old Kyle Doan was swept away by floodwaters near San Miguel, and according to reporting in The Tribune, his parents—Brian and Lindsy Doan—believe the sheriff isn’t doing enough to find their son. K-9 alerts in the San Marcos Creek area where Kyle’s mother, Lindsy, was pulled from the floodwaters suggest he might be nearby. Why aren’t they digging?

According to the Doans, instead of finding Kyle, the Sheriff’s Office is making excuses, citing poor conditions for interfering with the search. The Doans have hired their own K-9 units and were given permission to search once, but they want to go again, and apparently the Sheriff’s Office hasn’t given them permission for a second time. It’s not just local agencies that have become the target of the Doans’ ire.

They also say Gov. Gavin Newsom was simply paying lip service rather than doing anything to help. According to Newsom during a May 2 news conference, local agencies requested that the state no longer participate in search efforts, which SLO Sheriff’s Office Spokesman Tony Cipolla said isn’t true.

Sounds like the state and the sheriff have a communication problem, which doesn’t offer much comfort to the Doans, who claim Sheriff Ian Parkinson told them “like Kristin Smart’s case, the Sheriff’s

Office is committed to supporting [them] with finding Kyle.”

If Parkinson did say that, it’s both deeply tone deaf and startlingly dumb since it took 25 years for Smart’s killer to be brought to justice, and her body has never been recovered. Parkinson has nothing to be proud of regarding the Smart case. It wasn’t like more investigation revealed a new suspect. Paul Flores was the focus right from the start. The locally produced podcast Your Own Backyard by Chris Lambert was more instrumental in bringing Flores to justice than the Sheriff’s Office.

Frankly, it’s a wonder Parkinson remains in power. I thought after jail inmate Andrew Holland died naked, strapped to a restraint chair for 46 hours, Parkinson would be ousted. The Holland tragedy and other instances led the U.S. Department of Justice to order the sheriff to improve conditions after uncovering evidence of substandard medical care and excessive use of force that violated the constitutional rights of detainees. And Holland definitely isn’t the only inmate who’s died in custody.

Look, finding Kyle may very well be impossible. The amount of water and debris in the Salinas River watershed at the time was unprecedented, and the river—the only one that flows north when it flows at all— could have carried the boy to Monterey. The Doans may be unfair in their expectations,

especially with the Sheriff’s Office, which is looking inept once again.

The most recent Sheriff’s Office kerfuffle is over the dramatic in-school arrest of Mesa Middle School math teacher Sarah Watts, who was arrested in connection with felony child abuse causing injury after she forcibly took a hairbrush from a female student who wouldn’t stop brushing her hair during a lesson. Watts also was alleged to have thrown paper at the girl, resulting in a paper cut to her temple. The girl is apparently the child of a sheriff’s deputy, and multiple officers in tactical gear arrived to arrest and handcuff Watts.

The Lucia Mar Unified Teachers Association weighed in via email to its members: “First and foremost, the actions of the sheriff’s department were egregious. This specific matter was being handled swiftly and appropriately by district administration prior to law enforcement’s encroachment onto the school campus. Many in our school community and the community at large were left questioning why these drastic measures were taken, multiple officers, handcuffs, tactical gear? And while many believe this dramatic demonstration of power was exercised only because the accusing student was a child of a sheriff’s deputy, we are horrified by the precedent it sets for our profession nationwide.”

Speak up!

what kind of a law enforcement officer takes as gospel something his bratty middle school daughter tells him about her mean old math teacher?

There’s one silver lining here. Usually, our biased, reactionary District Attorney Dan Dow falls into lockstep with law enforcement, but this time the DA had the good sense to not proceed with criminal charges against a harried teacher trying to maintain control of her classroom. His press release cited California Education Code 44807 that “prohibits criminal prosecution of a teacher who exercises the degree of physical control over a student that a parent is entitled to use.”

Watts had every right to confiscate the kid’s hairbrush, and “the allegation that Ms. Watts dropped or threw paperwork in the direction of the student resulting in a paper cut to her temple likewise does not warrant filing of criminal charges. The investigation substantiates that Ms. Watts did not intend the paperwork to hit the student when it was either dropped or thrown.”

Not a good look, Parkinson! You can’t rein in a deputy from abusing his power? And

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Aren’t middle school teachers’ jobs hard enough without this nonsense? How is Watts supposed to deal with her students seeing her cuffed and hauled away? Instead of holding her accountable, how about the sheriff’s deputy who instigated this abuse of power? ∆ The Shredder requires anonymity for a reason! Protect its identity at shredder@ newtimesslo.com.

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GYM JAM Performance Athletics

Gymnastics in San Luis Obispo holds its next Kids’ Party Paradise event on Saturday, May 13, from 5 to 9:30 p.m. No gymnastics experience is necessary to attend the program, which includes gymnastics activities, a movie screening, and pizza. The event is intended for ages 4 to 13. Visit performanceathleticsslo. com for more info. The venue is located at 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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THE CEMETERY CLUB Presented by By The Sea Productions. Visit site for tickets and more info. May 12-28 my805tix.com. By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay.

COASTAL WINE AND PAINT PARTY

Listen to music while enjoying an afternoon of creativity, sipping, and mingling. Event lasts up to 2 hours. The party includes a complimentary glass of wine and canvas with materials. Saturdays, 12-2 p.m. $50. 805-394-5560. coastalwineandpaint.com. Harmony Cafe at the Pewter Plough, 824 Main St., Cambria.

THE MUSICAL OF MUSICALS …THE MUSICAL Music: Eric Rockwell. Lyrics: Joanne Bogart. A hilarious parody of musical theatre. A simple plot is told five different ways, as if written by five different well-known composers. Fridays, Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through May 14 $30. 805-927-8190. cambriaarts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts Theatre, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

OPENING RECEPTION FOR HEMA

SUKUMAR, ARDELLA SWANBERG, AND KRISTINA ALBION Come meet the artists, have a snack, and bring some beautiful art home. May 13 3-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

SECOND SATURDAYS Come by and see the Featured Artists Shows, find gifts for your loved ones, surprises for yourself, and meet the artists featured in the incredible gallery. Second Saturday of every month, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068.

galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

SLOFUNNY COMEDY JAMBOREE

MORRO BAY This Mother’s Day, share a laugh with mom at the SLOFunny Comedy Jamboree in Morro Bay. May 14 , 6-7:30 p.m. $30. 805-534-3129. facebook. com/slofunny. Morro Bay Eagles Club, 2988 Main St, Morro Bay.

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BRUCE MUNRO: LIGHT AT SENSORIO

Sensorio, the Central California location dedicated to the intersection of art, technology, and nature, continues to welcome crowds to its stunning multiacre outdoor exhibit, Bruce Munro: Light at Sensorio. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:3010:30 p.m. through May 13 $22-$112. 805226-4287. sensoriopaso.com. Sensorio, 4380 Highway 46 East, Paso Robles.

CAMP AND PAINT Ticket purchase includes all painting materials and instruction from a professional artist. May 13 , 3-5 p.m. $40. 805-400-9107. artsocial805.com. Sun Outdoors Paso Robles, 3800 Golden Hill Road, Paso Robles.

PAINT FOR KIDS Join Art Social805 at the Templeton Recreation Center for a Star Wars themed Youth Painting which will benefit Art 4 Children. May 11 4:30-6 p.m. $35. 805-434-4909. artsocial805. com. Templeton Recreation Center, 599 S. Main Street, Templeton.

SLOFUNNY COMEDY JAMBOREE PASO

ROBLES Share some wine and laughs with that special woman in your life at the SLOFunny Comedy Jamboree at Tooth and Nail Winery. Hosted by Edi Gibson.

Special Guest: Nick Guerra. Featuring David “Murph” Murphy and headliner

Kiran Deol. May 13 8-9:30 p.m. $30. 805-534-3129. facebook.com/slofunny. Tooth and Nail Winery, 3090 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

THE BOOK OF MORMON The New York Times called it “the best musical of this century.” The Washington Post wrote, “It is the kind of evening that restores your faith in musicals.” And Entertainment Weekly wrote, “Grade A: the funniest musical of all time.” May 17 7:30-10 p.m., May 18 7:30-10 p.m. and May 19, 7:30-10 p.m. $75-$125. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.

ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES

Actor’s Edge offers film and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge. com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

COMEDY NIGHT Professional comedy show featuring local and touring comics. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. Third Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $5. 805-540-8300. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo, bangthedrumbrewery.com.

CUESTA COLLEGE STUDENT ANNUAL

ART EXHIBITION A juried exhibition celebrating the talent and creativity of Cuesta students featuring ceramics, drawing, graphic design, digital art, painting, photography, printmaking, and sculpture. Juror was Dane Goodman. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through May 18 Free. 805-546-3202. cuesta.edu. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@newtimesslo. com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

CUESTA DRAMA PRESENTS: FLORA

AND ULYSSES Based on the book by Kate DiCamillo. An imaginative 10-yearold, Flora Belle Buckman, is in for a surprise when she witnesses an incident involving a self-propelled vacuum and a squirrel. May 12 7 p.m., May 13 2 & 7 p.m. and May 14 2 p.m. Adult $15; Child (under 18) $10; Buddy Bundle $40. tickets. cuesta.edu. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

DATE NIGHT POTTERY Looking for a fun date night? Head to Anam Cre Pottery Studio and play with clay. Couples will learn how to throw a pot on the wheel and make a cheeseboard. Fridays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. $140. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.

MOMMY AND ME PAPER MACHE

FRAME DECORATING CLASS Celebrate Mothers Day with your little one. Decorate paper mache frames with paint pens. Bring paper mache frames (available at Art Central). All else provided. May 14 11 a.m.-noon $40 for you and your child. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

MUSICAL IMPROV COMEDY SHOW

A hilarious evening of live, improvised musical comedy from the Central Coast Comedy Theater Musical Improv Ensemble. May 12 6-8 p.m. $10. 805-8588255. centralcoastcomedytheater.com/ shows. SLO Public Market, 120 Tank Farm Road, San Luis Obispo.

PICKET PAINTING PARTY Decorative picket purchasing opportunities are available to show your support and help fund maintenance and educational programs in the Children’s Garden. Second Saturday of every month, 1-4 p.m.

$75 per picket or 2 for $100. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

SECOND SATURDAYS AT SLOMA

Intergenerational learning and creative expression for children of all ages. Families are invited to SLOMA’s lawn to learn about the visual arts together using our unique activity kits and create an art project inspired by our exhibitions. Second Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma. org/events/second-saturdays/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SLOFUNNY COMEDY JAMBOREE SLO

Come for Farmer’s and stay for some laughs. The SLOFunny Comedy Jamboree is back at Highwater SLO. Hosted by Edi Gibson, with special guest Nick Guerra, Featuring David Murphy and headliner Kiran Deol. May 11 8-9:30 p.m. $30. 805-534-3129. facebook.com/slofunny. Highwater SLO, 1127 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SPRING ART AND CRAFT FAIR Arts, crafts, and food vendors wanted. May 19 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and May 20, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $80 per booth space. 805-441-1405. facebook.com/post66slo. Veteran’s Memorial Building, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

WILD ART! OPENING AND SILENT

ONLINE AUCTION A benefit for Outside

Now. Event features art pieces inspired by the natural world and created by artists of all ages. May 20 6-9 p.m. Free event. 805-541-9900. outsidenow.org. Ascendo Coffee, 311 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

ANNIE JR. Presented by Coastal Christian School. Based on the popular comic strip and adapted from the Tony Award-winning musical, with a beloved book and score by Thomas Meehan, Charles Strouse, and Martin Charnin. May 13 2-4 & 7-9 p.m. $8-$14. 805-4899444. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

CPAF: SEUSSICAL JR. Transporting audiences from the Jungle of Nool to the Circus McGurkus, the Cat in the Hat narrates the story of Horton the Elephant, who discovers a speck of dust containing tiny people called the Whos. Horton must protect the Whos from a world of naysayers. May 12 , 7-9 p.m., May 13 , 2-4 & 7-9 p.m. and May 14 3-5 p.m. $20-$25. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/ cpaf-seussical-jr/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

EMBROIDERERS GUILD OF AMERICA

The Bishop’s Peak Chapter of the Embroiderer’s Guild of America invites you to attend its monthly meeting. For more information, follow on Facebook or visit the EGA website. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. through Nov. 18 Free. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach, 805-773-4832.

MIXED MEDIA (ADULTS) Each week, attendees will combine two or more media in several pieces, while working with watercolor, acrylic, ink, pastels, charcoal as well as various printmaking techniques in the course of a month. Enjoy discovering new ways to work with traditional and nontraditional materials. Mondays, 1-3 p.m. $35. 805-668-2125. lila. community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-6 AND 7-12 For ages 5-6 (Mondays) and 7-12 (Tuesdays). Mondays, Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-7 Each week students will have the opportunity to explore and combine various mediums like pastels with tempera, watercolors and collage, or clay and wood and so much more. Mondays, 3:30-4:45 p.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

MIXED MEDIA WORKSHOP (AGES

7-12) Come explore mixed media with an emphasis on the Elements of Art and the

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Principles of Design. Each week, students will have the opportunity to use various media. Tuesdays, 3:30-4:45 p.m. $25. 805668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

OPEN STUDIO (AGES 7-12) Guests can explore a variety of media and techniques while focusing on their own subject matter. Whether they come with a project in mind, or find their way as they play, this class offers a chance for independent learning in a supportive environment. Thursdays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community/allworkshops/open-studio. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

OPEN STUDIO FOR ADULTS Guests can come in and decide what materials they would like to work with and create freely. Share your creative process with others and see how your work will flourish.

Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. and Wednesdays, 12:30-3:30 p.m. $40. 805-668-2125. Lila. community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

PLAY, EXPLORE, CREATE (AGES 5-7)

Young artists will play at various stations, exploring games, and mixed media. There will be a new activity each week. Wonderful opportunities for drawing, painting, and sculpture. Tuesdays, 9-10 a.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

PLAY, EXPLORE, CREATE 1 (AGES 3 AND 4) Enjoy the opportunity to explore drawing, painting, collage, sculpture, and mixed media. Each week a new adventure awaits. Thursdays, 2-3 p.m. and Fridays, 9-10 a.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE FINAL PROBLEM Sherlock Holmes’ skills are put to the test when he goes head-tohead with his intellectual equal, criminal mastermind Professor Moriarty. After repeated attempts on his life, Holmes is rejoined by his recently married friend Dr. Watson and the two attempt to thwart the Professor’s plans Saturdays, 2-4 p.m., Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Sundays, 6-8 a.m. through May 14 $30$36. 805-489-2499. americanmelodrama. com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

CULTURE & LIFESTYLE

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

AXE THROWING Enjoy the art of axe throwing in a safe and fun environment. Kids ages 10 and older are welcome with an adult. No personal axes please. Fridays, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12-6 p.m. $20. 805-528-4880. baysidemartialarts.com. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.

BREATHE BALANCE AND STRETCH Be prepared to get down to the floor and up again. Breath practice is sustained throughout the session, which is filled with accessible movements that will create and enhance flexibility and balance. Shoe-less environment. Please bring a mat. Every other Monday, 9-9:45 a.m. $10. 415-516-5214. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.

CENTRAL COAST SLIM DOWN Take control of food without suffering. Learn a step-by-step process to take control of overeating, cravings, and feel peace with food. Build the habits, mindset, and your unique path with results that stick. Hosted byTami Cruz (Certified Health/Life Coach) and Dana Charvet (Coach/Fitness Trainer). ongoing Call for pricing info. 805235-7978. gratefulbodyhealthcoaching. com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

CENTRAL COAST WOOD CARVERS

Learn the art of wood carving or wood

burning. Join Central Coast Wood Carvers in Morro Bay at St. Timothy’s. Open for beginners, intermediate, or advance. Learn a wide range of techniques and skills. Mask Required. Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. St. Timothy’s Catholic Church, 962 Piney Way, Morro Bay, 805-772-2840, sttimothymorrobay. org/index.html.

CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING Co-Dependents Anonymous

(CoDA) is a Twelve Step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Meeting is hybrid (both in

Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/.

STAY YOUNG WITH QI GONG Qi gong offers great anti-aging benefits, providing a comprehensive system for improving physical, mental and emotional health. Its roots date back thousands of years in China. Learn with certified instructor Devin Wallace. Call first. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Hardie Park, Ash Ave. and B St., Cayucos.

TAI CHI AND QI GONG: ZEN IN MOTION

Small group classes with 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the Year. Call for time and days. Learn the Shaolin Water Style and

TEA’S COMPANY

The annual Mother’s Day High Tea will be held at Dallidet Adobe and Gardens in San Luis Obispo on Saturday, May 13, from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Grandmothers, mothers, and daughters can look forward to enjoying tea and food in a scenic setting. Admission is $15 for children and $50 for adults. Visit historycenterslo.org/tea for more info. The venue is located at 1185 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

person and on Zoom). For information, call 805-900-5237. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. thecambriaconnection.org/. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria, (805) 927-1654.

GENTLE YOGA AT ST. BEN’S Instructor: Seanna. Must RSVP to Maureen by phone or emailing naseema6@sbcglobal.net to determine space available. Must bring a yoga mat, water, blanket, or any other props you may need. Fridays, 9-10 a.m. through May 26 $10-$15 donation per person. 805-441-7262. stbenslososos.org. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos.

MORRO BAY FIND-YOUR-WAY 5K, 10K

Discover the quirks and wonders of Morro Bay; its parks, views, decor, and history. Choose between a 5k and 10k challenge. May 13 10 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $7-$35. 510-6816181. go-terraloco.blogspot.com. Pizza Port, 787 Main St., Morro Bay.

MORRO BAY MIXED MARTIAL ARTS

Disciplines include advanced athletic performance fitness training, Thai kickboxing, and more. Beginners to advanced students welcome. Day and evening classes offered. MondaysSaturdays, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Call for more info. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts. com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

NATURE JOURNALING AND WALK AT MORRO ROCK Want to start or develop a nature journaling practice? Join the Morro Bay National Estuary Program and Creek Lands Conservancy for a workshop on nature journaling and a short walk around Morro Rock. Some supplies will be provided, but feel free to bring your own. May 13 , 9-11 a.m. Free. Morro Rock, Coleman Drive, Morro Bay.

SOCRATES: DISCUSSION GROUP Group members present interesting and thought provoking topics of all sorts. Topics are selected in advance and moderated by volunteers. Vaccinations are necessary. Enter through wooden gate to garden area. Wednesdays, 10 a.m. 805-528-7111.

5 Animals Qi Gong. Beginners welcomed. Mondays, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Call for price details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts. com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

TAI CHI CHUN CERTIFICATION With the 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the year. Ongoing courses. ongoing Call for price. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

TAI CHI CHUN/ QI GONG BASICS Learn the foundation of Qi Gong, the rooting of breathing, and Shaolin Tai Chi. TuesdaysThursdays Call for details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

WEEKLY QIGONG PRACTICE AT FITNESSWORKS MORRO BAY Calm your mind and nourish your joints with a weekly Qigong practice led by Mike Raynor of Tai Chi Rejuvenation. The practice is rooted in Qigong fundamentals, and standing/moving meditations. Forms include: Eight Brocades, Five Elements, Shibashi 18, and Tai chi 24. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. Members free; non-members $8-$10. 805-772-7466. fitnessworksmb.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

YOGA IN LOS OSOS: APRIL SERIES ON MONDAYS Feel better in body, mind, and spirit. Attendees gather in a small group and move through asana and breathing practices that enhance focus of the mind, calm their hearts, and relax their bodies. Mondays, 5:30-6:45 p.m. through May 29 $20 drop in or discount for the full series.. 707-266-8945. AthaSomatics.org. Los Osos, Townwide, Los Osos.

ZEN IN MOTION Learn the Shaolin Water Style and other deep breathing and moving meditation techniques with the 2019 Taijiquan Instructor of the Year. Beginners Welcome.Instructor Certification Courses available. Mondays, Wednesdays Call for details. 805-7017397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

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SLOFunny

Mother’s Day Wine & Paint Party SATURDAY, MAY 13 Harmony Cafe at the Pewter Plough, Cambria

Wasted Elders Orchestra & Friends

SATURDAY, MAY 13 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

Mother’s Day Restorative Yoga & Tea

MAY 14 Saunter Yoga & Wellness, Atascadero

Cambria Community Chorale: Fascinatin’ Rhythms SUNDAY, MAY 14 & 21 Community Presbyterian Church Cambria

Tiny Porch Concerts: 2023 VIP Season Tickets 4 CONCERTS: MAY 14–AUGUST 6 Peter Strauss Ranch, Agoura Hills

Tiny Porch Concerts: Shane Alexander with guest Water Tower SUNDAY, MAY 14 Peter Strauss Ranch, Agoura Hills

ComedyDad Productions Presents: Comedy Night FRIDAY, MAY 19 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

Folk-n-Soak Music/Hot Springs/ Yoga/Camping Festival FRI, SAT, SUN, MAY 19, 20, 21 Franklin Hot Springs, Paso Robles

Coastal Wine & Paint Party SATURDAY, MAY 20 Harmony Cafe at the Pewter Plough, Cambria

Jerrod Niemann

MAY 20 Rava Wines, Paso Robles

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NORTH SLO COUNTY

GODDESS GROUP Please join Oracle Owner/Intuitive Medium, Tiffany Klemz, for this twice monthly, Goddess Group. The intention of this group is to curate connection, inspiration, unity, and empowerment. Every other Tuesday, 6:30-8 p.m. $11. 805-464-2838. oracleatascaderoca.com. Oracle, 6280 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

LAKE FEST AND CHILDREN’S DAY AT

THE PARK Friends of Atascadero Lake and The Link Family Resource Center work together to combine the 2023 Atascadero Lakefest and Children’s Day in the Park. The event provides a day of fun, food, and entertainment offering family resource information and many free activities. May 20 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

MOTHER’S DAY RESTORATIVE YOGA AND TEA Yoga and massage will be lead by Ashly, owner and massage therapist. As you rest in your poses, she will walk around providing gentle massage, and stretching and compression work. Tea ceremony follows. May 14 2-4 p.m. my805tix.com. Saunter Yoga and Wellness, 9534 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

NAR-ANON: FRIDAY MEETINGS

A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-4412164. North County Connection, 8600 Atascadero Ave., Atascadero.

POE POM MAKERS MOTHER’S DAY SPRING MARKET The Printery and POE POM Makers Markets have partnered to showcase more than 12 local craft vendors to shop for the perfect Mother’s Day gift while supporting the Printery. May 13 , 10 a.m.-3 p.m. my805tix.com.

Atascadero Printery Building, 6351 Olmeda Ave., Atascadero.

SANTA LUCIA ROCKHOUNDS MEETING

Bring your favorite rock, gem, crystal, fossil, etc., to show the rest of the club. Third Monday of every month, 7 p.m. slrockhounds.org/. Templeton Community Center, 601 S. Main St., Templeton.

SMALL GROUP HEALING BREATHWORK

SESSION If you are looking to make a shift or seeking insight on the path ahead, Breathwork is a powerful tool. May 18 , 6-7 p.m. $36. monicagalli.org/ breathwork/. Dharma Yoga Loft, 1329 Spring Street, Paso Robles, 805-434-1924.

TAI CHI This course’s instructor has won many Tai Chi and other internal martial arts tournaments. Both experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $65. 805-2373988. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

TOPS SUPPORT GROUP: WEIGHT LOSS

AND MAINTENANCE A self-help support group focusing on weight loss and maintenance. Thursdays, 1:30 p.m. 805242-2421. tops.org. Santa Margarita Senior Center, 2210 H St., Santa Margarita.

YANG STYLE TAI CHI The course’s instructor won many Tai Chi and other internal martial arts tournaments. Both experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Mondays, Wednesdays, 5-6 p.m. $62. 805-470-3360. Colony Park Community Center, 5599 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

AGILITY CLINIC In a world where the “cool” kids seem to rule, agility (aka parkour) offers a path to social confidence. No experience is necessary, so come transform from timid to triumphant and flip with flair. For ages 5 to 17. May 13 , 1-3 p.m. $25 for first child; $10 per additional sibling. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com/events.

Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484

Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

BARS AND BOUNCE CLINIC Build whole-body strength swinging on bars and bouncing on trampolines.

May 20 1-3 p.m. $25 for first child; $10 per additional sibling. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com/events.

Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484

Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

BEYOND MINDFULNESS Realize your potential through individualized meditation instruction with an experienced teacher via Zoom. This class is for those who wish to begin a practice or seek to deepen an existing one. Flexible days and times. Certified with IMTA. Email or text for information. Mondays-Sundays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Sliding scale. 559-905-9274. theartofsilence.net.

Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

CAL HOPE SLO GROUPS AT TMHA

Visit website for full list of weekly Zoom groups available. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays calhopeconnect.org.

Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805270-3346.

CENTRAL COAST POLYAMORY (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) Hosting a discussion group featuring different topics relating to ethical non-monogamy every month. Virtually meet via Zoom. Third Wednesday of every month, 6:308:30 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

CITY FARM SLO’S YOUTH

EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM Check site for more info on programming and summer camps. ongoing cityfarmslo.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

COMPLIMENTARY SHOWERS WITH SHOWER THE PEOPLE After a short hiatus, the San Luis Obispo Library will once again be partnering with local non-profit organization, Shower the People. The shower trailer will be

located between the library and parking structure. Toiletries provided. Sundays, 1-3 p.m. Free. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

FAERIE FESTIVAL Visit the first annual SLO Botanical Faerie Festival. Children’s activities, including crafts and musical performances, will be free. May 14 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

FREE MICROCHIP CLINICS In honor of National Chip Your Pet Month, Woods Humane Society is offering free Microchip Clinics at Woods SLO. Fridays, 2-4 p.m. through May 26 Free. 805-543-9316. woodshumanesociety.org. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

GALA PRIDE AND DIVERSITY CENTER BOARD MEETING (VIA ZOOM) Monthly meeting of the Gala Pride and Diversity Center Board of Directors. Meets virtually via Zoom and is open to members of the public. Visit galacc.org/events to fill out the form to request meeting access. Third Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. No admission fee. galacc.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

GARDEN PARTY One Cool Earth will be hosting this Garden Party, which will include children’s activities, live music, food, drinks, and a raffle to highlight local businesses. May 20, 4-7 p.m. Free. 805-242-6301. onecoolearth.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

HEALING DEPRESSION SUPPORT

GROUP A safe place for anyone suffering from the pain of depression. We do not criticize but do share our journey, feelings, and what works for us. We can meet in person or use Zoom if needed. Mondays, 6-7 p.m. Free. 805-528-3194. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.

KIDS’ PARTY PARADISE: MUSCLE

MADNESS Enjoy pizza, a movie, and gymnastics fun. For ages 4 to 13. May 13 5-9:30 p.m. $50 for one child; $70 for two. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo. com/events. Performance Athletics

Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

LGBTQ+ FED THERAPIST LEAD

SUPPORT GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) A pro-recovery group offering space to those seeking peer support, all stages of ED recovery. We understand recovery isn’t linear and judgment-free support is crucial. Share, listen, and be part of a community building up each other. Third Wednesday of every month, 7-8 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. MINDFULNESS AND MEDITATION (ONLINE MEETING) Zoom series hosted by TMHA. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805270-3346.

PLUG-IN TO LOCAL CLIMATE ACTION

Get inspired by local action, connect with others, and discover more ways to get involved with the SLO Climate Coalition. Attend virtually or in-person. Sustainable snacks and childcare will be provided. Third Thursday of every month, 6-8 p.m. sloclimatecoalition.org/events/. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

HERE COMES THE SUN

The Sunburst Retreat Center in Lompoc hosts its Spring Garden Tour on Saturday, May 13, from 10:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.

Attendees are welcome to stroll through the venue’s vegetable garden and blooming orchard. Admission to attend the event is free. Call (805) 736-6528 or visit sunburst.org. The Sunburst Retreat Center is located at 7200 Highway 1, Lompoc. —C.W.

PUPPY SOCIAL HOUR Puppies (10 weeks to 5 months old) will learn appropriate play style with other pups, acceptable manners with people, tolerance for gentle restraints, confidence with the approach of friendly strangers, and more. Saturdays, 9 a.m. and Wednesdays, 10 a.m. $25. 805-543-9316. woodshumanesociety.org/training/. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

Q YOUTH GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) This is a social support group for LGBTQ+ and questioning youth between the ages of 11-18. Each week the group explores personal, cultural, and social identity. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. galacc. org/events/. Online, See website, San

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Luis Obispo.

QI GONG FOR MIND, BODY, AND SPIRIT

Learn and practice qi gong, a Chinese system for physical, mental and spiritual development. This class is conducted outdoors in a beautiful setting, which is the best place to do qi gong, as its inspiration is drawn from nature. Certified instructor: Devin Wallace. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat Center, 6340 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo.

SLO LEZ B FRIENDS (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM)

A good core group of friends who gather to discuss topics we love/ care about from movies, outings, music, or being new to the area. We come from all walks of life and most importantly support each other. Transgender and Nonbinary folks welcome. Third Friday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. sloqueer. groups.io/g/lezbfriends. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

SLO LIBRARY COMIX FAIR A day of comics and gaming at the San Luis Obispo Library. Browse artwork and comics from local artists, experience virtual reality, and take selfies with a Stormtrooper. Get dressed in your favorite costume and join the “Hero Parade.” All ages welcome. May 13 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-781-5184. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO NOONTIME TOASTMASTERS CLUB

MEETINGS Want to improve speaking and leadership skills in a supportive and positive environment? During COVID, we are meeting virtually. Contact us to get a meeting link for info. Tuesdays, 12-1 p.m. Free. slonoontime.toastmastersclubs.org. Zoom, Online, Inquire for Zoom ID.

SLO RAM RETIRED ACTIVE MEN

COFFEE CABINET Weekly Coffee Cabinet meeting of the SLO RAM Active Retired Men, a local men’s social club. Click ‘Contact’ on website for invite. Thursdays,

8-9:30 a.m. $10. retiredactivemen.org.

Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo.

SLO RETIRED ACTIVE MEN MONTHLY

LUNCHEON San Luis Obispo Retired

Active Men (SLO RAM) is a group of retirees that get together just for fun, fellowship, and to enjoy programs which enhance the enjoyment, dignity, and independence of retirement. Third Tuesday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $28. retiredactivemen.org/. Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo.

well being. Wednesdays, 8:25-10:35 a.m. through May 24 $77. 805-549-1222. ae.slcusd.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

TAICHI AND QIGONG ONLINE With Gary West through SLO Adult School. Held Wednesdays, at 8:25 a.m. (TaiChi) and 9:35 a.m. (QiGong). Wednesdays. through May 25 $77 for semester. 805-549-1222. ae.slcusd.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

TOUR THE HISTORIC OCTAGON BARN

Meetup Spot, 110 Park Ave., Pismo Beach. BEZEL SETTING WITH DARA In this advanced metalsmithing class, time will be spent on tools, terms, and techniques of the bench jeweler. Call or visit site for more details. May 13 11 a.m.-3 p.m. $185. 805-752-1188. theavilagallery. com/classes/. Studio Avila, 66 Landing Passage, Avila Beach.

WIDOWERS Call for more details. Second Saturday of every month, 10 a.m. 805904-6615. Oak Park Christian Church, 386 N Oak Park Blvd., Grover Beach.

WEEKLY WATER SAFETY LESSONS

Facility advertised as open and safe. Give the office a call to register over the phone.

Mondays-Fridays $160-$190. 805-4816399. 5 Cities Swim School, 425 Traffic Way, Arroyo Grande, 5citiesswimschool.com.

SPRING BRUNCH IN THE GARDEN Enjoy

a delicious brunch in the serene Gazebo Garden. Menu features bagels, artisan sandwiches, familiar breakfast classics, and more. Sundays, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. through June 25 Please see event menu for pricing. 805927-4200. cambriapineslodge.com. Cambria Nursery and Florist, 2801 Eton Rd., Cambria.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

SPRING PLANT SALE

A wide variety of environmentally sustainable plants from the five Mediterranean climate zones (California, Chile, South Africa, Australia and the Mediterranean basin) perfectly suited for the Central Coast climate will be on display and for sale. May 13 and May 14 Free. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

STAY YOUNG WITH QI GONG Qi Gong

boosts energy and vitality, reduces stress, improves balance and flexibility, and, best of all, is fun. Join instructor Devin Wallace for this outdoor class which is held in a beautiful setting. Call or email before attending. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat Center, 6340 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo.

SUNDAY EVENING RAP LGBTQ+

AA GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM)

Alcoholics Anonymous is a voluntary, worldwide fellowship of folks from all walks of life who together, attain and maintain sobriety. Requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. Email aarapgroup@gmail.com for password access. Sundays, 7-8 p.m. No fee. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

TAI CHI AND QIGONG FITNESS ONLINE

Gentle but powerful physical exercises to improve balance, posture, and overall

CENTER The Octagon Barn, built in 1906, has a rich history that The Land Conservancy of San Luis Obispo County looks forward to sharing with visitors. Please RSVP. Second Sunday of every month, 2-2:45 & 3-3:45 p.m. Tours are free; donations are appreciated. Octagon Barn Center, 4400 Octagon Way, San Luis Obispo, (805) 544-9096, octagonbarn.org.

TRANS* TUESDAY A safe space providing peer-to-peer support for trans, gender non-conforming, non-binary, and questioning people. In-person and Zoom meetings held. Contact tranzcentralcoast@gmail.com for more details. Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252. YOGA ON THE TERRACE Resident yogi, Cheryl of Waking Fields Yoga, channels the natural healing energy of the garden into her weekly class on the terrace of SLOBG. Please bring a mat, towel, water, and any supports you may need. May 13 9-10 a.m. and May 20 9-10 a.m. $10-$12. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

BEGINNER GROUP SURF LESSONS AND SURF CAMPS Lessons and camp packages available daily. All equipment included. ongoing Starts at $70. 805-835-7873. sandbarsurf.com/. Sandbar Surf School

COFFEE CHAT AG HomeShareSLO, a program of non-profit Smart Share Housing, facilitates matches between home providers (those with extra rooms) and home seekers (those looking for affordable housing). Join for a chat to see if this is right for you. Third Wednesday of every month, 3-4 p.m. Free and open to the public; no RSVP required. 805-215-5474. smartsharehousingsolutions.org. Panera Bread, 1390 W. Branch St., Arroyo Grande. DONATION-BASED YOGA FOR FIRST RESPONDERS, EMTS, AND CARETAKERS Class schedule varies. Contact empoweryoga805@gmail for details and reservations. ongoing 805-619-0989. empoweryoga805.com. Empower Yoga Studio and Community Boutique, 775 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.

NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF WATCH AND CLOCK COLLECTORS, CHPT. 52 Come join a friendly meeting of watch and clock collectors. Members bring watches and clocks to show, plus there are discussions of all things horological. Second Sunday of every month, 1:30-3 p.m. 805-547-1715. new.nawcc.org/index. php/chapter-52-los-padres. Central Coast Senior Center, 1580 Railroad St., Oceano.

POINT SAN LUIS LIGHTHOUSE TOURS

Tours will give you a glimpse into the lives of Lighthouse Keepers and their families, while helping keep our jewel of the Central Coast preserved and protected. Check website for more details. Wednesdays, Saturdays pointsanluislighthouse.org/. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach. SOCIAL GROUP FOR WIDOWS AND

FOOD & DRINK

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

BREAKFAST ON THE BAY A monthly occasion that brings together the passionate citizens and business owners of the greater Estero Bay region in one place to deepen connections and share information. Breakfast is included with ticket price. Third Wednesday of every month, 7:30-9 a.m. $20 per member; $25 per non-member. 805-772-4467. morrochamber.org. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay.

COASTAL WINE AND PAINT PARTY

Local artists inspire and instruct customers step-by-step to create their masterpieces. Saturdays, 12-2 p.m. $50. 805-394-5560. coastalwineandpaint.com.

Madeline’s Wine Tasting Room, 788 Main St., Cambria.

MORRO BAY MAIN STREET FARMERS

MARKET Get fresh and veggies, fruit, baked goods, sweets, and handmade artisan crafts. Come have some fun with your local farmers and artisans and enjoy delicious eats while enjoying the fresh breeze of Morro Bay. Saturdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. through May 31 Varies. 805-824-7383. morrobayfarmersmarket.com. Morro Bay

Main Street Farmers Market, Main Street and Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

BRUNCH IS BACK Celebrate the second Sunday of the month with brunch. Enjoy a two-hour cruise on the waterfront. Features fresh coffee, pastries, and more. Second Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $50. 805-772-2128. chabliscruises.com. Chablis Cruises, 1205 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. BRUSHES AND BUBBLES A ticket purchase includes all paint materials, plus your first glass of bubbles. May 13 12-2 p.m. $47. 805-400-9107. artsocial805. com. 15 Degrees C Wine Shop and Bar, 624 S Main St., unit 101, Templeton.

MOTHER’S DAY WINE TASTING This Mother’s Day, treat mom to a special wine tasting. May 14 12:30-3:30 p.m. $25 per person. 805-434-5607. onxwine.com. ONX Wines, 2910 Limestone Way, Paso Robles.

MOTHER’S DAY PAINT AND SIP With your ticket purchase, you will receive all of your painting materials plus your first glass of your favorite Penman Wine. May 14 1-3 p.m. $47. 805-400-9107. Penman Springs Vineyard, 1985 Penman Springs Road, Paso Robles.

ONX WINES VINEYARD TOUR AND

TASTING Enjoy a private tour and tasting at the ONX Estate. The tour begins at the Tractor Shed with a portfolio tasting. From there your host will drive you around the vineyard in an off-road vehicle, allowing you to taste the wine right where it’s grown. Mondays, Thursdays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Oct. 29 $45 per person. 805-434-5607. onxwine.com/ estate. ONX Estate Vineyard, 1200 Paseo FOOD & DRINK continued page 23

Excelsus, Templeton.

PAINT AND SIP Ticket purchase includes all painting materials and your first glass of wine. May 17 4-6 p.m. $55. 805-5917003. artsocial805.com. Stilson Cellars, 1005 Railroad Street, Suite 2, Paso Robles.

PAINT AND SIP IN THE MEZANINE Join ArtSocial805 at Paso Market Walk for its monthly Paint and Sip in the Mezzanine. May 11 6-8 p.m. $49. 805-400-9107. artsocial805.com. Paso Market Walk, 1803 Spring St, Paso Robles.

TACO TUESDAYS La Parilla Taqueria will be in the courtyard serving up their delicious tacos and tostadas. Menu typically includes barbacoa, chicken, and pastor tacos, as well as shrimp ceviche tostadas. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 805-4606042. ancientowlbeergarden.com.

Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.

WINE CLUB DINNER PARTY Enjoy a special Club Members event with food, live music, and exclusive wine tasting with Winemaker Paul Frankel in the sculpture garden. May 12 6-8:30 p.m. and May 13 , 6-8:30 p.m. $100. 805-226-8881. sculpterra.com. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

COOKING CLASS SERIES WITH CHEF ALMA AYÓN Learn to prepare exquisite dishes from California, Chile, the Mediterranean Basin, Australia, and South Africa taught by highly acclaimed,

Le Cordon Bleu College of Culinary Artstrained chef, Alma Ayón. May 16 6-9 p.m. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

DOWNTOWN SLO FARMERS MARKET

Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo.

HEAD GAMES TRIVIA NIGHT Live multi-media trivia every Wednesday. Free to play. Win prizes. Teams up to six players. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. headgamestrivia.com. Antigua Brewing, 1009 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-242-1167.

MOTHER’S DAY HIGH TEA A chance to celebrate daughters, mothers, grandmothers by experiencing this great British tradition. May 13 11 a.m.-3 p.m. $50 adults, $15 children. 805-543-0638. historycenterslo.org/tea. Dallidet Adobe and Gardens, 1185 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo. SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts more than 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT PUB TRIVIA Bring your thinking cap as questions vary from pop culture, geography, to sports. There is a little for everyone. Prizes for the winning teams. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-439-2529. Oak and Otter Brewing, 181 Tank Farm Road, suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

SANTA YNEZ VALLEY

SECOND SATURDAY OPEN AIR MARKET:

LOS ALAMOS A carefully curated open air artisan and farm market. Features great vintage finds, handwoven and hand dyed textiles, hand-spun yarn, organic body care products, and locally grown organic eats. Second Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-722-4338. Sisters Gifts and Home, 349 Bell Street, Los Alamos.

PERFUME PERFECTION

The Mother’s Day Natural Perfume-making Workshop at Windmill Nursery in Buellton will take place on Saturday, May 13, from 10 a.m. to noon. Participants will design artisanal fragrances during the class. Admission to attend the workshop is $125. Call (805) 886-5538 for more details. Windmill Nursery is located at 925 W. Highway 246, Buellton. —C.W.

MUSIC

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

BLUES AGENDA JAM AND SHOWCASE

A rockin’ blues dance party at Niffy’s Merrimaker every first, third, and now fifth Wednesdays. The Blues Asylum house band welcomes local, visiting, and newcomers to the blues groove. Spirits, beer, and wine, with outside food welcome. Every other Wednesday, 7-10 p.m. Free. 805-235-5223. The Merrimaker Tavern, 1301 2nd Street, Los Osos.

CAMBRIA COMMUNITY CHORALE

PRESENTS FASCINATIN’ RHYTHMS A

Sunday afternoon concert in beautiful Cambria. Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through May 21 $20. 805-458-9250. cambriachorale. org. Community Presbyterian Church of Cambria, 2250 Yorkshire Dr., Cambria.

LIVE MUSIC WITH GUITAR WIZ AT LUNADA GARDEN BISTRO “Guitar Wizard”

Billy Foppiano plays a wide range of music, including blues, R&B, classic rock, and more. Second Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-900-5444. Lunada Garden Bistro, 78 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos. OPEN MIC NIGHT Come join us each Wednesday for Open Mic Night in the downstairs dining area. Grab some friends and show off your talents. Food and drink service will be available. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Free. 805-995-3883.

schoonerscayucos.com. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

EASTON EVERETT LIVE Easton Everett plays guitar-woven indie music that has an authentic feel and is easy to listen to, but also surprises. May 14 12-3 p.m. Free. eastoneverett.com/. J Dusi Wines, 1401 Hwy. 46 West, Paso Robles, 805-2262034. Easton Everett plays guitar-woven indie music that has an authentic feel and is easy to listen to, but also surprises. May 20 Free. eastoneverett.com/. Red Soles Winery & Distillery, 3230 Oakdale Rd., Paso Robles, 805-226-9898.

FRIDAY NIGHT DJ Weekly DJ series, with a different DJ every Friday. Presented by friends at Traffic Record store in Atascadero. Come listen, dance, drink, and unwind every Friday. All ages event; no cover charge. Fridays, 7-10 p.m. 805460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.

JERROD NIEMANN AT RAVA WINES May 20 7:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Rava Wines + Events, 6785 Creston Rd., Paso Robles, 805-238-7282.

M83 May 14, 8 p.m. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles, 805-286-3680, vinaroblesamphitheatre.com.

MOTHERS DAY CONCERT IN THE VINES

Make this Mother’s Day extra special with “coastal folk” tunes, amazing wine, and the beauty of the vineyard. Ticket includes a glass of wine, a small gift for Mom, and live music. May 14 11 a.m. $35 per person. 805-434-5607. onxwine. com. ONX Estate Vineyard, 1200 Paseo Excelsus, Templeton.

NOTABLE INSIGHT: POULENC SONATA

Join Scott Yoo as he presents a Notable Encounter Insight about Poulenc’s Sonata for cello and piano. In this informal, one-hour event, Scott and the musicians will discuss the history surrounding the

pieces, the composers’ lives and musical style, and perform selections from the works. May 13 , 11 a.m.-noon Tickets start at $25. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Community Church of Atascadero, 5850 Rosario Ave., Atascadero.

RAS DANNY AND THE REGGAE ALL

STARS: COLONY CONCERT SERIES

Jamaican native Ras Danny was part of the Bob Marley Tribute Band in Jamaica. May 20 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-460-6252. colonymarketanddeli.com. Colony Market and Deli, 6040 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

SCOTT YOO AND GUESTS CHAMBER

CONCERT Features Orion Weiss, piano, Scott Yoo, violin, Jessica Chang, viola, and Sophie Shao, cello. May 13 4-6 p.m. Tickets start at $35. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic. org. Templeton Performing Arts Center, 1200 S Main St., Templeton.

THE TAPROOTS AT BRISTOLS The Taproots are best known for their original compositions, strong harmonies, and innovative guitar work. May 12 , 7-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-400-5293. bristolscider.com. Bristols Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

2023 SPRING FOLK-N-SOAK MUSIC/HOT SPRINGS/YOGA/CAMPING FESTIVAL

Festivalgoers will be able to soak in 100 degree mineral water and camp out under the stars, enjoying the music from the pool at the hot springs. May 19 -21 my805tix. com. Franklin Hot Springs, 3015 Creston Rd., Paso Robles.

BABE RAINBOW LIVE A stoner pop band from Australia noted for their boogie psychedelia and throwback surf cult imagery. May 12 , 7 p.m. $28. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.

CAL POLY SPRING JAZZ COMBOS HANG

Come hang with the Cal Poly Jazz Combos

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Hot Dates

in the UU Plaza for its final concert of the 2022-23 season. Performances by groups from the Cal Poly Jazz Studies program. May 19, 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly. edu/calendar/. CalPoly University Union, 1 Grand Avenue, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY STUDENT INSTRUMENTAL RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student instrumentalists. May 16 , 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music. calpoly.edu/calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY WIND BANDS’ SPRING CONCERT: ‘PINES’ Composers featured on the Cal Poly Wind Ensemble and Wind Orchestra’s program include Viet Cuong and Karel Husa. May 20 7:30 p.m. $15 and $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

EASTON EVERETT SOLO Enjoy some indie-acoustic, live music. Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. eastoneverett.com. Big Sky Cafe, 1121 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, (805)545-5401. THE EMO NIGHT TOUR May 12 8 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo.com.

GHOST ENSEMBLE: REWILD This New York-based ensemble creates groundbreaking music that blurs borders of genre, style, and scene. May 17, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free ($20 suggested donation). 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

GLOBAL MELODIES Enjoy performances by Cadenza Choir, Cadence Choir, and Brio Choir at the San Luis Obispo Church of the Nazarene. May 13 3 p.m. and May 14 , 3 p.m. my805tix. com. SLO Naz Church, 3396 Johnson Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-3192.

LEVITATION ROOM WITH PANCHO AND THE WIZARDS May 14 , 7-10 p.m. $20. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.

LIVE MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Visit Ragtag Wine Co.’s downtown tasting room to enjoy tunes from favorite local musicians. Wine available by the tasting flight, glass, or bottle. Thursdays-Saturdays, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-439-0774. ragtagwineco.com/visit. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. ThursdaysSaturdays, 6-9 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.

LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD

DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm.

MAPACHE May 19, 7-10 p.m. $23. slobrew.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.

NOTABLE DINNER: BRAHMS QUARTET Join Scott Yoo for an interactive musical exploration of Brahms’s Piano Quartet in C minor. Learn about the composer, hear performances of some selections, and gain insight into the piece. The evening includes a reception and a three-course gourmet dinner. May 12 5:30-9 p.m. Tickets start at $175. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN MIC NIGHT IN THE TASTING ROOM Kelsey Rae hosts this open mic event for music and comedy in the tasting room. Second Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free show. 805-7216878. SLO Cider, 3419 Roberto Ct., Suite C, San Luis Obispo. SHANNON AND THE CLAMS LIVE A retro rock band. Features singer-bassist Shannon Shaw. May 16 , 7 p.m. $28. slobrew. com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843.

SPRING CONCERT SERIES Bring the family, friends, or come by yourself to enjoy an afternoon in the historical and beautiful Jack House Gardens. Bring a chair, a picnic, and enjoy games, dancing, and live music by local bands. Please no pets or alcoholic beverages. Every other Saturday, 2-4 p.m. and Every other Saturday, 2-4 p.m. through May 20 Free. slocity.org/ jackhouse. The Jack House, 536 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo. SUNDAY MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.

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LET’S HANG ON! America’s preeminent Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons tribute group. May 20 7:30-10 p.m. $48-$58. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/lets-hang-on/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

MOTHER’S DAY CONCERT FEATURING THE DAMON

CASTILLO BAND Celebrate Mother’s Day with live music from the Damon Castillo Band. Food available for purchase. All ages. Features lawn games and more. May 14 , 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. pismobeach.org/recreation. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

SEVENTH ANNUAL CENTRAL COAST UKULELE FESTIVAL Many local groups are performing. Food and beverages available. May 20, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free admission. 805-3455579. Heritage Square Park, 201 Nelson St., Arroyo Grande. Bring your ukulele and play along. Local groups performing. Food and beverage available. May 20 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free admission. 805-345-5579. Heritage Square Park, 205 Nelson St., Arroyo Grande. ∆

Arts

Gallery at Marina Square showcases three artists in May exhibitions

The first day of May marked the grand opening of three new exhibitions at Gallery at Marina Square in Morro Bay. A joint reception for the gallery’s featured artists of the month— watercolor painter Ardella Swanberg, fiber and leather crafts artist Kristina Albion, and acrylic painter Hema Sukumar—will be held on Saturday, May 13, from 3 to 5 p.m.

A longtime painting teacher and Central Coast resident for 25 years, Swanberg often paints subjects based on areas where she’s lived, including a cattle ranch in Cayucos and near the harbor in Morro Bay.

The local artist has had pieces exhibited at the Cayucos Community Art Gallery, the Morro Bay Art Association, Castoro Cellars, and other venues in the past, and has held offices in various art organizations over the years, including with the Central Coast Watercolor Society and the Cayucos Art Association. Swanberg’s current exhibit is located in the lower gallery of Gallery at Marina Square.

The upper gallery of the venue is currently the home of Sukumar’s exhibit, which showcases a collection of acrylic paintings of landscapes with vivid colors.

“The world is full of vibrant colors and bright hues. As a person and as an artist, I am drawn to color,” Sukumar said in press materials. “California’s colorful landscapes from the water’s edge to mountaintops are a constant source of my artistic inspirations.”

Most of Sukumar’s paintings are completed in a studio space, but the artist enjoys painting plein air as often as possible.

“When I’m not traveling, you will frequently find me painting the colorful flowers and critters from my garden,” Sukumar said. “Painting has always been a form of escape for me. It gives me a sense of joy, peace, hope, and a welcome break from the daily commotion of our busy lives.”

The gallery’s featured craft artist for the month of May is Albion, who creates fiber and leather artworks, wearable art, home decor, and more items using cloth, paint, and other materials. Albion’s exhibit will showcase a variety of Albion’s pieces, including her painted stones, which are intended to invoke feelings of peace and tranquility, according to press materials.

All three exhibitions at the venue will remain on display through Monday, May 29.

To find out more about the exhibits and the upcoming artist reception on Saturday, May 13, call (805) 772-1068 or visit galleryatmarinasqaure. com. Gallery at Marina Square is located at 601 Embarcadero, suite 10, Morro Bay. ∆

—Caleb Wiseblood

BY ADRIAN VINCENT ROSAS

Cuesta cooperation

Cuesta Theatre’s production of The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time wins multiple national awards

When bree valle heard that the production her students had just put on had received national recognition, she rushed to tell everybody in her vicinity.

“I was like, ‘Yahoo!’” valle said with a laugh. “I was so excited running and telling everyone I knew.”

e artistic director for the Cuesta College eatre Program is just one part of an ensemble of talented individuals who received awards for their roles in the production of e Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time. e play ran this past winter at Cuesta and was performed at the Kennedy Center American College Festival in April in Las Vegas at the Westgate Resort.

e festival is a three-day event focused on highlighting the theatrical accomplishments of schools from around Central and Southern California.

“It’s an interesting experience for many of these students—many of them had never been out of state,” valle said. “So to be able to perform at the same hotel where Elvis used to perform was a wild experience.”

e experience was surreal not only because of the star-studded Las Vegas lights, but also because of what the students did in order to perform at the festival.

“ ey told us, ‘If you do a show here, we can’t a ord supplies for a stage and lighting because of the size of the room and Vegas stage laws,’” valle said. “So we looked at each other and said why don’t we just make a stage ourselves?”

Bringing it back

Together with the other ve schools that were invited to the festival, Cuesta students built a fully functioning stage—including lights, drapes, and audience seating—in 24 hours, and it was fully compatible with each school’s unique performance.

“It was a great moment of community and collaboration for art’s sake,” valle said. “ ese students not only had a chance to show their work but show it on a stage they made.”

Cuesta’s production of e Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time won a total of 11 awards, including Distinguished Production Design, Distinguished Director of a Play given to valle, and Outstanding Performance by an Actor for Dylan Hahn who played the main character, Christopher.

Valle says Hahn’s performance as Christopher is not only deserving of the award but also emblematic of his skills as an actor overall.

“Dylan is neurodivergent so he gives the character of Christopher—who is on the autism spectrum—a great perspective and emotion you can’t get otherwise,” she said.

“I’ve taught at Cuesta for almost 25 years, and I have never seen any student close to the skill level of acting he is at.”

Alongside Hahn, two other members of the cast also won awards for their acting prowess:

Jordan Michel and Harlow Winter re, former students of

valle’s who returned to nish their degrees after several years away from Cuesta.

“I started the program at a very pivotal time in my life—it was part of me growing up from that immature high schooler and into an adult—but then I left and moved on from that life, moving out of the Central Coast, marrying, and having kids,” Michel said. “I felt myself craving a role like this, so when bree reached out, the timing made sense. ere was a magic in the air.”

For valle, the experience was also a moment for her to re ect on the impact events like this could have on her current students.

“Our students after the show were walking through the hotel, and we wouldn’t get more than 5 feet without people walking up saying things like, ‘Oh my God! You were in Curious!” valle said. “ eater people are very competitive, so it was cool to still be recognized for our e orts by everyone around us, and to be honest we felt like rock stars.”

She’s hopeful that this will give her students the con dence to make the jump to more professional paid performances—something she is planning to help with. e show is slated to perform outside of the Cuesta drama program later this year so the performers can be paid for their roles.

“It’s much easier for student musicians to get paid outside of the program via gigs, but for theater students, they have a harder time making money doing actual theater outside of the program,” she said. “If we can have an actual production going in the fall that allows these actors and production crew to be paid for their award-winning work— that’s a bridge for students that can help tie them to the professional world.”

But valle also wants to highlight that beyond the awards and future performances, the most important thing that’s come from everything is the sense of community that the program fostered.

“Everything we did, from the original performances to going to Vegas and building a stage on our own, was because we knew we had that community and support to back us up emotionally and nancially,” she said. “I think we showcased that sense of community to everyone at that festival.

“Sure, awards are nice, but that path and support you get on the road to winning them is just as important.” ∆

Sta Writer Adrian Vincent Rosas is excited to see the play for a second time in the fall. Reach him at arosas@newtimesslo.com.

GROUP RECOGNITION The team for the Cuesta College Theatre Program’s production of The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time received 11 national awards.

SETTING THE STAGE Students from Cuesta and other schools at the Kennedy Center American College Festival worked together to build a stage to perform on.

Three’s a charm

Writer-director James Gunn (Slither, Super, e Suicide Squad) helms this third go-round with our band of mis t heroes now living on Knowhere and trying to repair the damage done by anos to create a safe haven for galactic refugees. ings are going pretty well … until Rocket’s (voiced by Bradley Cooper) past returns to haunt them all when Adam Warlock (Will Poulter) tries to kidnap Rocket, nearly killing him in the process. Soon Peter Quill/Star Lord (Chris Pratt) leads his team— Drax (Dave Bautista), Mantis (Pom Klementie ), Nebula (Karen Gillan), and Groot (voiced by Vin Diesel)—on a mission to save Rocket from e High Evolutionary (Chukwudi Iwuji). (150 min.)

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3

What’s it rated? PG-13

What’s it worth, Glen? Full price

What’s it worth, Anna? Full price

Where’s it showing? Colony, Downtown Centre, Park, Stadium 10, Sunset Drive-In

Glen Poor Peter Quill is still reeling from the death and then return of Gamora (Zoe Saldana), who doesn’t remember him or their romance. He spends his days drinking himself into a stupor with nothing better to do. Lucky for him, egomaniac e High Evolutionary really wants his experiment, Rocket, back so he can remove his brain and study it. You see, e High Evolutionary is determined to create a perfect race of peaceful but brilliant creatures, even if it means making horrible mistakes and having to wipe out whole worlds in the process. Even though Rocket was meant to be merely another experiment on the path to his ultimate goal, he’s been the only creation able to think for himself rather than regurgitate ideas via rote memorization. It’s fun discovering Rocket’s mysterious and tragic backstory, and like the previous two lms, this one is loaded with heart and boasts a bumping anthem-rock soundtrack. I’ve loved all three of these lms.

Anna Agreed, all three of these lms have been fun. is one feels a little bit more like

FINDING MICHAEL

What’s it rated? Not rated

When? 2023

Where’s it showing? Hulu

Atestament to a brother’s love, Finding Michael follows Spencer Matthews as he attempts to bring home the body of his older brother, Michael, who died after summiting Everest 23 years ago as a 22-yearold. Estimates say about two-thirds of the 300 climbers who have died on the mountain—200 bodies—remain. All Spencer has is a grainy photo of a body clad in the same color suit as Michael’s.

NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK In this Disney Plus documentary, Spencer Matthews organizes a mission to recover his brother’s body from Mount Everest, in Finding Michael streaming on Hulu.

FLESH SATELLITE In order to steal a code to save Rocket’s life, Mantis (Pom Klementieff), Drax (Dave Bautista), Peter Quill/Star-Lord (Chris Pratt), and Nebula (Karen Gillan) infiltrate an organic compound in Marvel Studios’ Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 , screening in local theaters.

a closure—the Guardians of the future may be di erent than the ones we see on-screen now. at said, I’m not mad at this chapter at all—it’s important to allow characters to grow and change over time, especially when you’re talking about a series. ink about how powerful Logan was; we all went into it knowing it was a last hurrah, and that gave the character and performance so much power. Rest assured, the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise is not even close to being done, but they did nd a way to create a divide between the now and the then. I’ll watch whatever iteration comes next. Glen ey do tee up another sequel with a partially new cast of characters. At its center, this trilogy has been about nding your tribe—the family you make, not the one you’re born into. rough common goals and a shared worldview, or I guess in this case a shared galaxy-view, the Guardians forge a bond that leads them to risk it all for Rocket. It’s what’s driving them to create a welcoming society on Knowhere. It’s a big-

Spencer was just 10 at the time of his brother’s passing, and the event still sits unresolved for himself and his mother and sister. Spencer hires a team of searchers who create a search grid and start the arduous process of looking for the lost climber. The movie follows Spencer as he makes the threeday trek to Base Camp 1. Using drones, the sweeping cinematography is breathtaking. But 23 years of snow and ice is a tough opponent, and Spencer’s success is never assured. Full of heart and beautifully shot, this movie reminds audiences of the extremes we will go to find resolution. Spencer’s adventure is truly looking for a needle in a haystack … under impossible conditions in what’s known as the Dead Zone. Mission impossible indeed. (100 min.)

—Anna

hearted romp through a dangerous galaxy that once again pits the underdogs against an all-powerful, malevolent foe. e High Evolutionary is a fascist, and the Guardians are the antifa cure. James Gunn has taken this band of brethren out with a big bang. I don’t know if future entries in the franchise will match up to this excellent trilogy. Anna Gamora is present but has no idea who these people are or why Peter has such a pained love for her—he just seems like a lost puppy. e team travels to an uncomfortably visceral bio-planet to try and save Rocket and discover the dark world e High Evolutionary is power-hungry to create. Usually by movie three, things get repetitive or outlandish, but Guardians manages to stay heartfelt. I’ll always say yes to this kind of superhero ick! ∆

Senior Sta Writer Glen Starkey and freelancer Anna Starkey write Split Screen. Glen compiles listings. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

CHAMPIONS

What’s it rated? PG-13

When? 2023

Where’s it showing? Peacock and Redbox

Bobby Farrelly (There’s Something About Mary; Me, Myself & Irene; Shallow Hal ), in his solo directorial debut, directs Woody Harrelson as Marcus Marakovich, a former minor league basketball assistant coach who after an altercation with head coach Phil Perretti (Ernie Hudson) was fired, gets in a drunk driving accident, and is ordered by the court to manage a team of intellectually disabled adults.

Marcus is pretty rough around the edges, but his 90 days of community service sounds a lot better than the 18 months of incarceration the judge offered. He desperately wants to coach at the NBA level, and he has the talent, but his fiery temper and inability to get to personally know his players has limited his professional success. Determined to make the best of his situation, he really starts to work with and get to know these quirky players, especially Johnny (Kevin Iannucci), who offers Marcus a ride home via his sister, Alex (Kaitlin Olson), who turns about to be a former online dating app one-night stand, which didn’t end well.

Marcus has a lot of growing and learning to do, and this feel-good story is his journey from incendiary asshole to compassionate and inspirational coach. It’s very sweet. (122 min.) ∆ —Glen

Starring: Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Mary Steenburgen, Candice Bergen, Don Johnson, Andy Garcy

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WINNERS (Left to right) Arthur (Alex Hintz), Marlon (Casey Metcalfe), Cosentino (Madison Tevlin), Coach Marcus (Woody Harrelson), Johnny (Kevin Iannucci), Darius (Joshua Felder), and Craig (Matthew Von Der Ahe) star in Champions, on Peacock and at Redbox.

Music

BY GLEN STARKEY

Rock’s roots

Rockabilly takes center stage at The Siren

As portmanteaus go, “rockabilly” is definitely my favorite, followed closely by “brunch.” Mm … brunch. There’s something about the rock and hillbilly mashup that speaks to me. It feels like a hayride, a barn dance, and a tug off a jug of moonshine all rolled into one. Carl Perkins, Johnny Burnette, Jerry Lee Lewis— these guys understood how to rev blues and country into a hot humming motor of sound.

This Thursday, May 11, The Siren will host two contemporary rockabilly greats when Shaun Young featuring Dave Stuckey bring their old-school sounds to Morro Bay with opening act The Bonneville Phantoms Blue suede shoes are optional.

Also this week at The Siren, two Lompoc bands—indie post-punk alt-rock duo The Only Ocean and pop punk/emo act goodgrief play a free show on Friday, May 12 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older). The Only Ocean blends “the pop style of the Spice Girls with My Bloody Valentine and Ride guitars,” according to their bio, and goodgrief mixes “punk, surf rock, pop, grunge, and indie all tied together with catchy melodies and grooves.”

More rockabilly is headed your way when Deke Dickerson & the Whippersnappers play The Siren next Thursday, May 18 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15.50 at eventbrite.com). He’s a helluva guitar player. The Bonneville Phantoms open this one too.

Numbskull and Good Medicine bring reggae artists Alborosie & The Shengen Clan to The Siren on Sunday, May 14 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $25 at goodmedicinepresents.com). Alborosie was born in Sicily but now lives in Kingston, Jamaica.

“I never came here to be popular,” he said in press materials. “I never wanted to top the charts or be a billionaire. I don’t care about that. I just wanted to be close to the music that I loved, and that I couldn’t find in Italy. That is the main story behind my journey, so all I want to do now is contribute to the genre and bring it to the next level—to carry the flag.”

Good Medicine and Numbskull also are bringing Bay Area progressive bluegrass act Hot Buttered Rum with Chuck Peligroso to

The Siren on Wednesday, May 17, as part of their Spring Meltdown Tour (7 p.m.; 21-andolder; $18 at goodmedicinepresents.com). With “roots in Appalachia and branches in California,” HBR delivers “five-string banjo and five-alarm fiddle” fun according to their bio. Also from Numbskull and Good Medicine, Ryan Montbleau plays solo on Saturday, May 13, in Atascadero’s Bristols Cider House (7 p.m.; all ages; $20 at goodmedicienpresents.com). The singersongwriter recently rolled out four EPs,

Wood, Fire, Water, and Air, which combined collects 17 brilliantly written tracks, like “Perfect”: “And I know I feel a different kind of right/ When I ease up on expectations/ When I’m in my underwear by refrigerator light/ And I forget about all of my graces.”

“I’ve been through a lot over these past few years,” Montbleau said in press materials, “and I’ve experienced some monumental shifts in my perspective. The only way for me to write about it was to just get as honest and vulnerable as I could.”

Local ingenious songsmith Derek Senn opens. He’s witty AF.

Vina Robles Amphitheatre

French electronic music act M83 opens the concert season at Vina Robles Amphitheatre this Sunday, May 14 (8 p.m.; $39.50 to $65 at vinaroblesamphitheatre.com). Fronted by Anthony Gonzalez, formerly of Paris but now based in Los Angles, M83 released its ninth studio album, Fantasy, on March 17. If you dig shoegazing ’80s synth sounds, this is the place to be. His first video from the new album is trippy as heck!

“Very proud to present the first track of my new album Fantasy,” Gonzalez said in press materials. “It’s called ‘Oceans Niagara,’ and it’s the very first collaboration between my brother Yann Gonzalez and myself on a music video. I wanted to create this sense of friendship. Listening to that song, I imagine people running, driving fast, or riding spaceships together. It’s this sense of going forward, like a magic potion that you take to discover new worlds. Beyond adventure!”

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Filipino-American Bay Area rapper P-Lo (aka Paolo Rodriguez) plays this Thursday, May 11 (9 p.m.; all ages; $25 at seetickets.us). Part of the hip-hop collective The HBK Gang, an abbreviation of the heartbreak gang, P-Lo is a founding member along with Chief, Skipper, and Iamsu!

The Emo Night Tour returns on Friday, May 12 (8 p.m.; 18-and-older; $18 at seetickets.us). Hear your DJed favorites by Taking Back Sunday, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, and many more.

“The Emo Night Tour DJs will be spinning all the angst your teenage dirtbag heart desires all night long, and a special guest band will make you feel like you’re at Warped Tour ’08 minus all the dust and melting in the sun!” press materials said.

Amazing Americana and roots singersongwriter and multi-instrumentalist Jackie Greene plays on Sunday, May 14 (9 p.m.; all ages; $25 at seetickets.us). I saw him once with the Tedeschi Trucks Band, and he rips on both the guitar and Hammond B3 organ.

RACE WITH THE DEVIL Shaun Young featuring Dave Stuckey bring their old school rockabilly sounds to The Siren on May 11 .

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BAY AREA BLUEGRASS Numbskull and Good Medicine present Hot Buttered Rum with Chuck Peligroso at The Siren on May 17, as part of their Spring Meltdown Tour.

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SONGWRITER SUPREME Numbskull and Good Medicine present singer-songwriter Ryan Montbleau playing solo on May 13 , in Atascadero’s Bristols Cider House.

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GO GREENE Multi-instrumentalist and singer-songwriter Jackie Greene plays the Fremont Theater on May 14

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EDM French electronic music act M83 opens the concert season at Vina Robles Amphitheatre on May 14 .

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He also spent some time as lead guitarist for The Black Crowes. The dude has chops! He’s terrific live, and he’s got 10 albums of material to draw from, most recently The Modern Lives Vol. 1 and 2 Marty O’Reilly opens.

Finally, Classic Albums Live on Thursday, May 18, will play Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon “note for note, cut for cut” (8 p.m.; all ages; $25 to $45 at eventbrite.com).

SLO Brew Rock

SLO Brew Live and (((folkYEAH!))) present The Babe Rainbow on Friday, May 12 (7 p.m.; 18-and-older; $28 at ticketweb.com). This stoner pop band hails from Down Under and is known for their “boogie psychedelia and throwback surf cult imagery,” according to press materials. Their newest video for the song “Super Ego” depicts vintage-looking hang glider footage over a beachy tune.

Levitation Room plays Sunday, May 14 (7 p.m.; 18-and-older; $20 at ticketweb.com). The Los Angeles band immerses itself in a ’60s garage rock aesthetic with a psychedelic twist—pure hallucinogenic, fuzzy, lo-fi, dreamgazing joy. Pancho & The Wizards opens.

SLO Brew Live and (((folkYEAH!))) also team up to present Oakland-based retro-rockers Shannon and the Clams on Tuesday, May 16 (7 p.m.; 18-and-older; $28 at ticketweb.com). They mix elements of doowop, old-school R&B, psych, and surf rock. Check out their video for the song “Year of the Spider” and you’ll get the idea.

“I am terrified of spiders,” Shannon Shaw said in press materials. “My mom always told me that they’re drawn to me. Like, they would drop down and dangle in my face as a baby, or they’d get in my bed.”

After a meeting with an astrologer, Shaw now summons the Hindu goddess Durga whenever she’s afraid. She’s got a big voice and big personality.

More music …

Local musician Josh Ottum is emerging from his studio with a new record, Edge Effects, out this month on BIG EGO Records and filled with 11 breezy, easy-on-the-ears songs sung with a breathless urgency. “Erase the Bar” is a propulsive, hooky little toe-tapping gem that bops along with surfing imagery and summer beach sounds. Hear for yourself!

“I’m playing live on The Road Home on KCBX on Thursday, May 11, Ottum said, “and I have a record release show Friday, May 12, at Satellite of Love.”

Festival Mozaic comes to the North County this Saturday, May 13, when Scott Yoo presents a Notable Insight concert about Poulenc’s Sonata for cello and piano with cellist Sophie Shao and pianist Orion Weiss (11 a.m.; tickets start at $25 at festivalmozaic. org). Yoo will discuss the piece during the informal one-hour event in the Community Church of Atascadero. Later than day, Scott Yoo & Guests will present an afternoon of chamber music in Templeton Performing Arts Center (4 p.m.; tickets start at $35 at festivalmozaic.org). Hear works by Debussy, Schumann, Poulenc, and Brahms.

The Performing Arts Center at Cal Poly presents Johann Strauss Jr.’s comedic operatta Die Fledermaus this Saturday and Sunday, May 13 and 14 (2 p.m.; $30 to $87 at pacslo. org), sung in English by OperaSLO. To spice it up and update it, instead of being set in 1890s Vienna on New Year’s Eve, it’s now set in New York City’s Studio 54 during disco’s heyday.

“As the story unfolds, pranks unravel, identities are mistaken, and in the true spirit of comedy, the hilarious farce ends with a happy ending for all!” OperaSLO announced. Sounds like a hoot.

Sound out!

Damon Castillo plays a free Mother’s Day show this Sunday, May 14, at the Dinosaur Caves Park in Pismo Beach (1 p.m.).

Send music and club information to gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

Shana Cleveland opens. She’s also got some really cool new dreampop songs out like “Faces in the Firelight,” “A Ghost,” and “Walking Through Morning Dew.”

Mapache returns next Thursday, May 18 (7 p.m.; 18-and-older; $23 at ticketweb.com), bringing their harmony vocals and cosmic West Coast folk sounds. These guys are oldfashion groovy.

“I cannot wait to climb out of the studio and see some sunshine and you!” Castillo said. “My buddy, Mark Wilder, will join us for a set of his singular comedy. Lots of music, laughs, food, drinks, family, and friends in a singularly beautiful spot here on the coast. Oh, and it’s free, with fun stuff for the kids to do. Bring your lawn chairs and blankets, and let’s celebrate!” ∆

Contact Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

SPICOLIS SLO Brew Live and (((folkYEAH!))) present Australian stoner-surfer band The Babe Rainbow on May 12

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Testing tamales

The annual Atascadero Tamale Festival returned for the seventh time after winter storm delay

The Atascadero Tamale Festival promised to be my warm beacon of light in the middle of a very bleak and wet San Luis Obispo County winter. But this winter was wetter and bleaker thanks to flooding postponing the seventh annual tamale contest that attracts people from all over California. In fact, Atascadero’s Deputy City Manager Terrie Banish was worried the festival would be canceled altogether this year.

“When we had that river of rain this year that came in January this year, there was no way to really do this,” she said. “From an event planner perspective, one of the most challenging things is to decide a new date in our county that has many amazing events, and also reconfirm every single vendor, all the entertainment, and sound techs, everything.”

But Banish and the city were determined to continue growing the tradition of the tamale festival. Eighty-five percent of the original vendors, stage crew, and other techs committed to coming out to the rescheduled May 6 event in front of City Hall. Twenty-seven of the 100 vendors showed up to dole out food and drinks to a seemingly never-ending crowd. All were vying for coveted tamale contest trophies and bragging rights for making some of the best tamales this year.

One was Garcia’s Restaurant in Atascadero. The 26-year-old family-run staple has won a tamale award almost every year since the festival began in 2016. This year, their banana leaf tamale with chicken and mole sauce earned them second place in the gourmet category.

“It took us a whole week to prepare, like preparing the masa and cooking the sauce,” restaurant co-manager Carlos Garcia said. “A day or two before the event, we cook all the tamales.”

The proof was in their tamale. The line leading up to the restaurant’s red-tented booth snaked all the way across the garden facing City Hall.

“We steamed our tamales in banana leaves; the masa is more moist that way,” he said. “It’s very different from steaming in corn husks.”

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Garcia added that they completely sold out by 5 p.m. on May 6, but hungry festivalattendees got to pick from other options, too, like their chicken or pork verde and jalapeño and cheese tamales.

“We sell them like pancakes all year round!” Garcia said with a laugh.

La Luz del Mundo’s Santa Barbara and Oxnard restaurants won first and third place, respectively, in the gourmet section. Santa Maria-based Savina’s Home Made Tamales Co.; Award Winning Tamales in Van Nuys; and La Luz del Mundo of Paso Robles won first, second, and third place in the traditional category. Award Winning Tamales of Van Nuys won the best overall tamale award.

Judging those tamales was delicious but difficult. I arrived at City Hall with an empty

stomach and my ears ringing from the advice of many well-wishers to not fill up on entire samples. My co-judges and I had to critique roughly 15 thick slices of tamales—a lighter load from previous years, according to Banish, due to the postponement.

We had to evaluate aroma, appearance, masa texture, salt and sweet balance, filling to masa balance, and the level of spiciness.

For me, the rubric was a little confusing. As a judge for the gourmet category, I enjoyed a playful medley of savory and sweet tamales. But the sweet ones automatically fell short of points thanks to the requirement to score the spice level.

Still, the gourmet tamales flaunted each respective maker’s creativity. One was

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GOURMET HEAVEN Carlos Garcia (center in black and red) of the family-run Garcia’s Restaurant said that the eatery won second place in the gourmet tamale category for steaming the tamales in banana leaves, which makes the masa moister.

TASTE AWAY Judging the entries for the tamale festival involved assessing factors like aroma, appearance, masa texture, and spice level.

PHOTO BY CALEB WISEBLOOD

DAIRY DUO This gourmet veggie tamale came with a side of cheese crumbles and crema.

PHOTO BY CALEB WISEBLOOD

The annual Atascadero Tamale Festival usually takes place in the middle of January at Sunken Gardens near City Hall on 6505 El Camino Real. Keep up with next year’s event at atascaderotamalefest.com.

colored green, white, and red to resemble the Mexican flag; a savory one came with a side of crema and cheese crumbles; there were several tamales with pineapple chunks; and another was a blueberry masa tinted purple and filled with cream cheese to mimic a blueberry cheesecake.

The chatter on social media was off the hook. You can’t just find any tamale anywhere; it really takes a lot of preparation and coordination.”

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I was relatively disciplined and restricted myself to a bite or two from each slice. It helped that the festival organizers were kind enough to allow a friend to sit with me who could happily finish my leftovers.

The Atascadero Tamale Festival came to be because the City Council wanted to the town to host more local events that would draw people in.

“The tamale festival was born out of a lot of brainstorming,” Banish said. “We wanted to create an event that would incorporate the restaurants in our town, and we have a lot of great Mexican restaurants.”

Banish added that her office zeroed in on tamales after then City Manager Rochelle Rickard suggested the Indio International Tamale Festival as an inspiration. The festival debuted in 2016 with eight tamale vendors, a last-minute location change from Sunken Gardens to the Pavilion on the Lake because of rain, and roughly 7,000 attendees.

“We ended up selling out tamales within the first hour,” Banish said. “It was amazing.

Banish got busy exploring and soliciting different tamale festivals across California to find vendors. Some of them are loyal to the Atascadero event to this day, and new vendors joined over the years. At the last big event in January 2020, they sold 40,000 tamales. After a pandemic-induced break in 2021, vendors returned last year and doled out 37,000 tamales.

Now, Banish and fellow tamale festival organizers are regrouping to figure out a good time of year for future iterations. While this year’s festival fell on the weekend of Cinco De Mayo, event coordinators are still favoring the original January date.

“I’ve always wanted to try Cinco de Mayo to see how it would be,” Banish said. “We want to keep the tamale festival midJanuary because people usually eat tamales during the holidays. There’s a lot going on in December in our county. We didn’t want to compete with that, and we wanted to bring something off-season.” ∆

Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal will be lining up for tamales year-round at Garcia’s Restaurant until she queues up again at the next tamale festival. Help her kill time at brajagopal@newtimesslo.com.

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Business Services

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, May 23, 2023, at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach Planning Commission will hold a public hearing in the Council Chamber at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, for the following purpose:

PUBLIC HEARING AGENDA

A. Address: 198 Main Street

Applicant: AT&T

Project No.: P22-000040

Description: Coastal Development Permit, Conditional Use Permit, and Architectural Review Permit to develop a new wireless communications facility at the rooftop of an existing hotel and Categorical Exemption No. 2023-014. The project is within the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 005-182-001.

Environmental Review

In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), it has been determined that the project is categorically exempt pursuant to Section 15303 of the CEQA Guidelines regarding construction or conversion of small structures.

B. Address: 401 Shell Beach Road

Applicant: Pacific Coastal Properties II

Project No.: P23-000033

Description: Time Extension for a Tentative Tract Map, Coastal Development Permit, Conditional Use Permit, and Architectural Review Permit (Project No. P15-000130) to demolish an existing vacant restaurant and develop a new 10,089 square feet mixed-use development. APNs 010-334-013, -014, -016.

Environmental Review

In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), it has been determined that the project is exempt pursuant to Section 15061(b) of the CEQA Guidelines.

Details about ways to participate in this hearing will be provided on the agenda posted for the meeting online at pismobeach.org/agenda, and on the bulletin board at City Hall. The agenda will be posted no later than Friday, May 19, 2023.

You have a right to comment on this project and its effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to participate in the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed project. Emailed comments may be submitted to planningcommission@pismobeach.org; staff cannot guarantee that emailed comments submitted after the start of the meeting will be given full consideration before action is taken. Written comments may be delivered or mailed to the Community Development Department / Planning Division Office at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, prior to the meeting, or hand-delivered during the meeting no later than the comment period for this item. Oral comment may be provided prior to the meeting by calling 805-773-7005 and leaving a voice message. Please state and spell your name and identify your item of interest. Oral comment may also be made during the meeting, either by joining the virtual meeting using the link provided on the agenda document, or by attending the meeting in person in the Council Chamber at City Hall. Please refer to the agenda for this meeting for specific instructions for participation.

Staff reports, plans and other information related to this project are available for public review from the Planning Division Office, by emailing the Community Development Department Administrative Secretary at lchristiansen@pismobeach.org. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Friday before the meeting and may be obtained upon request by mail or by visiting www.pismobeach. org/agenda. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.

PLEASE NOTE:

If you challenge the action taken on this item in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing.

For further information, please contact Lindsay Christiansen, Community Development Department Administrative Secretary, at lchristiansen@ pismobeach.org or 805-773-4658

Lindsay Christiansen Administrative Secretary May 11, 2023

CITY OF GROVER BEACH

This is a Public Notice from the City of Grover Beach regarding unclaimed money that is currently held by the City in the amount of $34,017.58. These are funds that were returned to the City and were not able to be distributed to their payee.

Please go to https://www.groverbeach.org/91/Documents-Forms-Resources

and search for your name or business name on the “Outstanding Checks List”, to identify if you or your business are a listed payee.

If you believe you are the rightful payee of any of these funds, please fill out the Unclaimed Money Claim Form at https://www.groverbeach.org/91/ Documents-Forms-Resources or at City Hall (154 S 8th St, Grover Beach, CA 93433) (Open Mon-Thurs 8:00 am - 5:00 pm) and provide the form along with a copy of your proof of identity.

Please submit your completed Unclaimed Money Claim Form and a copy of your proof of identity to: City of Grover Beach Administrative Services Department – Unclaimed Money 154 S 8th Street Grover Beach, CA 93433

The last day to submit a claim for these funds is June 19th, 2023 after which they will no longer be available to claim. Please allow 4-5 weeks for processing of claims.

For questions or more information, please call 805-473-4550 or email cityhall@groverbeach.org.

May 11, 2023

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the County of San Luis Obispo Board of Supervisors will hold a public hearing to consider the adoption of a Resolution Withdrawing from Serving as the Groundwater Sustainability Agency (GSA) within the Estrella-El Pomar-Creston Water District (EPCWD) Service Area through Modification of the Boundaries of the “Paso Basin – County of San Luis Obispo Groundwater Sustainability Agency” (Paso Basin –County GSA) and Acceptance and Approval of the Addition of Party to the Memorandum of Agreement Regarding Preparation of a Groundwater Sustainability Plan for the Paso Robles Groundwater Basin signed by the EPCWD; Authorizing the Director of Groundwater Sustainability to take Actions to Effectuate the GSA Boundary Modification; and Finding that the Project is Exempt from Section 21000 et seq. of the California Public Resources Code (CEQA) (Resolution).

Background

The Sustainable Groundwater Management Act (California Water Code Section 10720 et seq.) (SGMA) requires the formation of new groundwater management entities, namely GSAs, and the development and implementation of groundwater sustainability plans (GSPs) over all high and medium priority basins, as designated by the State.

On May 16, 2017, the Board of Supervisors held a public hearing and adopted a resolution forming the Paso Basin – County GSA over all areas of the Paso Robles Area Groundwater Subbasin (Paso Basin) within the County not otherwise represented by a GSA. The adopted resolution includes reference to the County’s SGMA Strategy which acknowledges the possibility that a new eligible local agency may form within the boundaries of the Paso Basin – County GSA shortly after the GSA formation deadline under SGMA and contemplates that the Board of Supervisors may decide to take action to withdraw from serving as the GSA within that agency’s service area.

On December 8, 2017, the San Luis Obispo Local Agency Formation Commission filed a certificate of completion for the formation of the EPCWD—the EPCWD service area is located within the boundaries of the Paso Basin – County GSA. On January 4, 2018, the EPCWD Board of Directors held a public hearing during which it decided to become the GSA over portions of the Paso Basin within its service area, accepting and approving the Addition and requesting that the County withdraw from serving as the GSA within said service area. Although the initial request was rejected by the Board of Supervisors on March 6, 2016, the EPCWD Board of Directors recently voted unanimously to request again that the County withdraw from serving as the GSA within the EPCWD service area. In response, the Board of Supervisors directed staff to agendize the matter during its March 21, 2023 meeting; and the EPCWD Board of Directors subsequently held another public hearing to formalize its renewed request on May 10, 2023.

Should the Board of Supervisors decide to adopt the Resolution such action would allow the EPCWD to join the County and other Paso Basin GSAs in the collaborative implementation of the single GSP that was developed for the Paso Basin.

Hearing Information Date and Time: Tuesday, June 6, 2023, 9:00 A.M.

Location: San Luis Obispo Board of Supervisors Chambers 1055 Monterey Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93408

Members of the public will be allowed to make oral and written comments during the hearing. Oral comments will be limited to 3 minutes per individual.

DATED: May 5, 2023

JOHN NILON, Interim County Administrative Officer and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors

By: /s/ Niki Martin, Deputy Clerk May 11 & 18, 2023

CITY OF PISMO BEACH STATE OF CALIFORNIA

NOTICE TO PROPOSERS

PROPOSALS will be received at the office of the City Clerk, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, California, until 2:00 p.m., on Thursday, June 1, 2023 as determined by www.time.gov for performing work as follows:

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Each proposal shall be submitted on an annotated copy of the specifications. Each proposal shall specify completely each and every item as set forth in the specifications. Any and all exceptions to the original specification must be clearly stated in the proposal. Failure to set forth any exception shall be grounds for rejection of the proposal. Proposals not complying with this requirement will subject themselves to meeting specifications on delivered units regardless of cost differentials. All supportive pamphlets and brochures are to accompany the proposal.

Proposal packages are available at the Public Works office located at 550 Frady Lane, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. A non-refundable fee of $10 per package will be charged. Electronic copies are available via email at no charge. Additional information may be obtained by contacting Daniel Johnson at (805) 773-7057 or djohnson@ pismobeach.org.

ERICA INDERLIED CITY CLERK May 4 & 11, 2023

SAN LUIS OBISPO CITY COUNCIL ORDINANCE NO. 1727 (2023 SERIES)

AN ORDINANCE OF THE CITY COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, CALIFORNIA, AMENDING THE CITY’S ZONING MAP TO EXPAND THE CANNABIS BUSINESS OVERLAY ZONES WHERE CANNABIS BUSINESSES MAY BE LOCATED AS MAY BE ALLOWED OR CONDITIONALLY ALLOWED BY THE UNDERLYING BASE ZONES AND THE RULES AND REGULATIONS ESTABLISHED IN THE CITY’S MUNICIPAL CODE (RZ-0118-2023)

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of San Luis Obispo, California, at its Regular Meeting of May 2, 2023, introduced the above titled ordinance upon a motion by Council Member Pease, second by Council Member Francis, and on the following roll call vote:

AYES: Council Member Francis, Pease, Shoresman, Vice Mayor Marx, and Mayor Stewart NOES: None ABSENT: None

Ordinance No. 1727 (2023 Series): This is a City Ordinance to amend the Zoning Map expanding the Cannabis Business Overlay Zones (CBZs) to include the recently annexed Fiero Lane-Clarion Court Area and the East Airport Area along Broad Street. These CBZs are appropriate for all cannabis use permit types, except that the Fiero Lane-Clarion Court Area does not meet the zoning requirements for retail storefront permitting. Expanding the Cannabis Business Overlay Zones to include areas that meet the same conditions consistent with the existing areas increases the number of suitable areas of the City where commercial cannabis businesses may be permitted.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of Grover Beach will conduct a Public Hearing at 6:00 p.m., or soon thereafter, on Monday, May 22, 2023 in City Hall, Council Chambers, 154 South Eighth Street, Grover Beach, CA to consider the following item:

SUBJECT:

City Sewer Ordinance Update. The City Council will consider repealing Chapter 1 of Article VII and adding a new Chapter 1 of Article VII of the Grover Beach Municipal Code that will replace the City’s existing sewer ordinance.

Where You Come In:

Any member of the public may be heard on the item described in this notice by calling (805) 321-6639 during the meeting or submit written comments to the City Clerk prior to the meeting by mail to: City Clerk’s Office, 154 South Eighth Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433 or by email to gbadmin@groverbeach.org, or by appearing in person at the City Council meeting. If you require special accommodations to participate in the public hearing, please contact the City Clerk’s office at least 48 hours in advance of the meeting by calling (805) 473-4567.

For More Information:

If you have any questions or would like more information regarding the item(s) described in this notice, please contact: the Public Works Department by telephone at (805) 473-4530 or send an e-mail to publicworks@ groverbeach.org

The City Council may also discuss other hearings or items of business at this meeting. The complete meeting agenda and copy of the staff report on the above item will be posted on the City website at www.groverbeach.org

Live broadcasts of City Council meetings may be seen on cable television Channel 20, as well as over the Internet at www.groverbeach.org (click on the icon “Government Access Local Channel 20” and then “Channel 20”).

If you challenge the nature of the proposed action in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the Public Hearing(s) described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City at, or prior to, the Public Hearing (Govt. Code Sec 65009).

_/s/ WENDI B. SIMS, CITY CLERK

Dated: Thursday, May 11, 2023

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of Grover Beach will conduct a Public Hearing on MONDAY, MAY 22, 2023 at 6:00 p.m., or soon thereafter, in City Hall, Council Chamber, 154 South Eighth Street, Grover Beach, CA to consider the following item:

Development Application 23-14 Time Extension

Applicant – Pacifica Companies

The City Council will consider approving a recommendation from the Planning Commission for Development Application 2314, a time extension for approved Development Application 1003 related to a Coastal Development Permit and Use Permit for the Grover Beach Lodge project. The project is located within the Coastal Zone at 55 West Grand Avenue in the Coastal Visitor Serving (CVS) Zone. A Final Environmental Impact Report and a Statement of Overriding Considerations has been approved and adopted (SCH #2010051002) The City Council action is appealable to the California Coastal Commission in compliance with Municipal Code, Article IX Section 7.20.040. An appeal shall be filed with the Coastal Commission Santa Cruz District Office.

Where You Come In:

Any member of the public may appear at the meeting and be heard on the item described in this notice or submit written comments to the City Clerk prior to the City Council meeting by personal delivery or by mail to: City of Grover Beach, City Clerk, 154 South Eighth Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433, or by email to: gbadmin@groverbeach.org.

If you require special accommodations to participate in the public hearing, please contact the City Clerk’s office at least 48 hours in advance of the meeting by calling (805) 473-4567.

For More Information:

A full and complete copy of the aforementioned Ordinance is available for inspection as part of the published agenda packet for the May 16, 2023 Council Meeting, or you may call (805) 781-7114 for more information.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of San Luis Obispo will consider adopting the Ordinance at its Regular Meeting of May 16, 2023 at 5:30 p.m. in the Council Chambers at City Hall, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. The City Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and live streaming on the City’s YouTube channel http:// youtube.slo.city.

Teresa Purrington City Clerk May

11, 2023

If you have questions or would like more information regarding the item described in this notice, please contact Megan Martin, Community Development Director, at (805) 473-4520 or send an e-mail to comdev@groverbeach.org.

The City Council may also discuss other items of business at their meeting. The complete meeting agenda and a copy of the staff report will be available at the customer service counter at Grover Beach City Hall at least 72 hours in advance of the meeting, as well as posted on the City website at www.groverbeach.org.

If you challenge the nature of the proposed actions in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the Public Hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City at, or prior to, the Public Hearing. (Govt. Code Sec. 65009)

/s/ Wendi Sims, City Clerk

NOTICE: SEIZURE OF PROPERTY AND INITIATION OF NONJUDICIAL FORFEITURE PROCEEDINGS PER HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE SECTION 11488.4(j)

TO: ALL PERSONS CLAIMING ANY RIGHT, TITLE, OR INTEREST IN PROPERTY DESCRIBED AS FOLLOWS:

$1860.00 IN UNITED STATES CURRENCY

Notice is hereby given that on January 26, 2023, the above-described property was seized at or near 611 Poquita Lane, San Miguel, CA, 93451 by the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Office, in connection with cannabis violations, to wit, section(s) 11351 and 11470 of the California Health and Safety Code.

Pursuant to section 11488.4(j) of the California Health and Safety Code, you must file a verified claim stating your interest in the property with the Superior Court’s Civil Division, Room 385, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93408. Claim forms are available from the Clerk of the above court and also online at https://www.courts.ca.gov/documents/mc200.pdf.

Furthermore, an endorsed copy of the verified claim must also be served on the District Attorney, Asset Forfeiture Unit, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, 4th Floor, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, within 30 days of filing the claim with the Superior Court’s Civil Division.

Both the District Attorney’s Office and the Interested Party filing the claim are entitled to conduct reciprocal requests for discovery in preparation for a hearing. The provisions of the Code of Civil Procedure shall apply to the proceedings unless inconsistent with the provisions or procedures set forth in the Health and Safety Code (Section 11488.5(c)(3)). The Interested Party in entitled to legal representation at a hearing, although not one appointed at public expense, and has the right to present evidence and witnesses, and to cross-examine plaintiff’s witnesses, but there is no right to avoid testifying at a civil hearing.

The failure to timely file and secure a verified claim stating an interest in the property in the Superior Court will result in the property being declared or ordered forfeited to the State of California and distributed pursuant to the provisions of Health and Safety Code section 11489 without further notice or hearing.

DATED: April 21, 2023

NOTICE: SEIZURE OF PROPERTY AND INITIATION OF NONJUDICIAL FORFEITURE PROCEEDINGS PER HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE SECTION 11488.4(J)

TO: ALL PERSONS CLAIMING ANY RIGHT, TITLE, OR INTEREST IN PROPERTY DESCRIBED AS FOLLOWS:

$1,211.61 IN UNITED STATES CURRENCY

Notice is hereby given that on August 12, 2022, the abovedescribed property was seized at or near the DMV Paso Robles Office located at or near 841 Park St., Paso Robles, CA 93446, by the California Highway Patrol, in connection with violations, to wit, section(s) 11351 and 11352(A) of the California Health and Safety Code. The estimated/appraised value of the property is $1,211.61.

Pursuant to section 11488.4(j) of the California Health and Safety Code, you must file a verified claim stating your interest in the property with the Superior Court’s Civil Division, Room 385, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93408. Claim forms are available from the Clerk of the above court and also online at https://www.courts. ca.gov/documents/mc200.pdf.

Furthermore, an endorsed copy of the verified claim must also be served on the District Attorney, Asset Forfeiture Unit, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, 4th Floor, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, within 30 days of filing the claim with the Superior Court’s Civil Division.

Both the District Attorney’s Office and the Interested Party filing the claim are entitled to conduct reciprocal requests for discovery in preparation for a hearing. The provisions of the Code of Civil Procedure shall apply to the proceedings unless inconsistent with the provisions or procedures set forth in the Health and Safety Code (Section 11488.5(c)(3)). The Interested Party in entitled to legal representation at a hearing, although not one appointed at public expense, and has the right to present evidence and witnesses, and to cross-examine plaintiff’s witnesses, but there is no right to avoid testifying at a civil hearing.

The failure to timely file and secure a verified claim stating an interest in the property in the Superior Court will result in the property being declared or ordered forfeited to the State of California and distributed pursuant to the provisions of Health and Safety Code section 11489 without further notice or hearing.

DATED: April 21, 2023

Free Will Astrology by Rob Brezsny

Homework: What’s the most fun experiment you could try right now?

Newsletter.freewillastrology.com

ARIES

(March 21-April 19): All of us are always telling ourselves stories—in essence, making movies in our minds. We are the producer, the director, the special effects team, the voice-over narrator, and all the actors in these inner dramas. Are their themes repetitious and negative or creative and life-affirming? The coming weeks will be a favorable time to work on emphasizing the latter. If the tales unfolding in your imagination are veering off in a direction that provokes anxiety, reassert your directorial authority. Firmly and playfully reroute them so they uplift and enchant you.

TAURUS

(April 20-May 20): A famous football coach once said his main method was to manipulate, coax, and even bully his players into doing things they didn’t like to do. Why? So they could build their toughness and willpower, making it more likely they would accomplish formidable feats. While this may be an approach that works for some tasks, it’s not right for many others. Here’s a further nuance: The grind-it-out-doing-unpleasant-things may be apt for certain phases of a journey to success, but not for other phases. Here’s the good news, Taurus: For now, you have mostly completed doing what you don’t love to do. In the coming weeks, your freedom to focus on doing fun things will expand dramatically.

GEMINI

April 27, May 4, & 11, 2023

DAN DOW District Attorney

Kenneth Jorgensen Deputy District Attorney

NOTICE: SEIZURE OF PROPERTY AND INITIATION OF NONJUDICIAL FORFEITURE PROCEEDINGS PER HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE SECTION 11488.4(J)

TO: ALL PERSONS CLAIMING ANY RIGHT, TITLE, OR INTEREST IN PROPERTY DESCRIBED AS FOLLOWS:

$8,930.00 IN UNITED STATES CURRENCY

Notice is hereby given that on August 3, 2022, the abovedescribed property was seized at or near 1081 Sylvia Dr., Paso Robles CA 93446, by the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Office, in connection with cannabis violations, to wit, sections 182 of the Penal Code and 11370.1 of the California Health and Safety Code.

Pursuant to section 11488.4(j) of the California Health and Safety Code, you must file a verified claim stating your interest in the property with the Superior Court’s Civil Division, Room 385, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93408. Claim forms are available from the Clerk of the above court and also online at https://www.courts.ca.gov/documents/mc200. pdf.

Furthermore, an endorsed copy of the verified claim must also be served on the District Attorney, Asset Forfeiture Unit, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, 4th Floor, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, within 30 days of filing the claim with the Superior Court’s Civil Division.

Both the District Attorney’s Office and the Interested Party filing the claim are entitled to conduct reciprocal requests for discovery in preparation for a hearing. The provisions of the Code of Civil Procedure shall apply to the proceedings unless inconsistent with the provisions or procedures set forth in the Health and Safety Code (Section 11488.5(c)(3)). The Interested Party in entitled to legal representation at a hearing, although not one appointed at public expense, and has the right to present evidence and witnesses, and to cross-examine plaintiff’s witnesses, but there is no right to avoid testifying at a civil hearing.

The failure to timely file and secure a verified claim stating an interest in the property in the Superior Court will result in the property being declared or ordered forfeited to the State of California and distributed pursuant to the provisions of Health and Safety Code section 11489 without further notice or hearing.

DATED: April 21, 2023

DAN DOW

District Attorney

Kenneth Jorgensen Deputy District Attorney

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Losing something we value may make us sad. It can cause us to doubt ourselves and wonder if we have fallen out of favor with the Fates or are somehow being punished by God. I’ve experienced deflations and demoralizations like that on far more occasions than I want to remember. And yet, I have noticed that when these apparent misfortunes have happened, they have often opened up space for new possibilities that would not otherwise have come my way. They have emptied out a corner of my imagination that becomes receptive to a fresh dispensation. I predict such a development for you, Libra.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Kissing is always a worthy way to spend your leisure time, but I foresee an even finer opportunity in the coming weeks: magnificent kissing sprees that spur you to explore previously unplumbed depths of wild tenderness. On a related theme, it’s always a wise self-blessing to experiment with rich new shades and tones of intimacy. But you are now eligible for an unusually profound excursion into these mysteries. Are you bold and free enough to glide further into the frontiers of fascinating togetherness?

SAGITTARIUS

April 27, May 4, & 11, 2023

DAN DOW

District Attorney

Kenneth Jorgensen Deputy District Attorney

SAN LUIS OBISPO CITY

COUNCIL

ORDINANCE NO. 1728 (2023 SERIES)

AN ORDINANCE OF THE CITY COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, CALIFORNIA, AMENDING CHAPTER 9.10 (CANNABIS REGULATIONS) OF THE MUNICIPAL CODE ADDING REQUIREMENTS FOR OWNERS THAT LEASE REAL PROPERTY TO COMMERCIAL CANNABIS OPERATORS (CODE0164-2023)

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of San Luis Obispo, California, at its Regular Meeting of May 2, 2023, introduced the above titled ordinance upon a motion by Council Member Pease, second by Council Member Francis, and on the following roll call vote:

AYES: Council Member Francis, Pease, Shoresman, Vice Mayor Marx, and Mayor Stewart

NOES: None

ABSENT: None

Ordinance No. 1728 (2023 Series): This is a City Ordinance to amend Municipal Code Chapter 9.10 (Cannabis Regulations) adding requirements for owners that lease real property to commercial cannabis applicants. The intent is to limit opportunities for persons with cannabisrelated criminal convictions from having a general business interest with, to the extent possible under the City’s authority, the Cannabis Business Program. The amendment would disqualify a commercial cannabis applicant if the property owner of record for the location of the proposed operation has been convicted of certain offenses or subject to certain punishments stated in the Municipal Code.

A full and complete copy of the aforementioned Ordinance is available for inspection as part of the published agenda packet for the May 16, 2023 Council Meeting, or you may call (805) 781-7114 for more information.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of San Luis Obispo will consider adopting the Ordinance at its Regular Meeting of May 16, 2023 at 5:30 p.m. in the Council Chambers at City Hall, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. The City Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and live streaming on the City’s YouTube channel http://youtube.slo.city.

Teresa Purrington City Clerk May

11, 2023

(May 21-June 20): Most of us have an area of our lives where futility is a primary emotion. This may be a once-exciting dream that never got much traction. It could be a skill we possess that we’ve never found a satisfying way to express. The epicenter of our futility could be a relationship that has never lived up to its promise or a potential we haven’t been able to ripen. Wherever this sense of fruitlessness resides in your own life, Gemini, I have an interesting prediction: During the next 12 months, you will either finally garner some meaningful fulfillment through it or else find a way to outgrow it.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): Many of us Cancerians have high levels of perseverance. Our resoluteness and doggedness may be uncanny. But we often practice these subtle superpowers with such sensitive grace that they’re virtually invisible to casual observers. We appear modest and gentle, not fierce and driven. For instance, this is the first time I have bragged about the fact that I have composed more than 2,000 consecutive horoscope columns without ever missing a deadline. Anyway, my fellow Crabs, I have a really good feeling about how much grit and determination you will be able to marshal in the coming months. You may break your own personal records for tenacity.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): Why do migrating geese fly in a V formation? For one thing, it conserves their energy. Every bird except the leader enjoys a reduction in wind resistance. As the flight progresses, the geese take turns being the guide in front. Soaring along in this shape also seems to aid the birds’ communication and coordination. I suggest you consider making this scenario your inspiration, dear Leo. You are entering a phase when synergetic cooperation with others is even more important than usual. If you feel called to lead, be ready and willing to exert yourself—and be open to letting your associates serve as leaders. For extra credit: Do a web search for an image of migrating geese and keep it in a prominent place for the next four weeks.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I boldly predict that you will soon locate a missing magic key. Hooray! It hasn’t been easy. There has been luck involved, but your Virgo-style diligence and ingenuity has been crucial. I also predict that you will locate the door that the magic key will unlock. Now here’s my challenge: Please fulfill my two predictions no later than the solstice. To aid your search, meditate on this question: “What is the most important breakthrough for me to accomplish in the next six weeks?”

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Antonie van Leeuwenhoek (1632-1723) worked at a variety of jobs. He sold cloth. He was a land surveyor and bookkeeper. He managed the household affairs of his city’s sheriffs, and he supervised the city’s wine imports and taxation. Oh, by the way, he also had a hobby on the side: lensmaking. This ultimately led to a spectacular outcome. Leeuwenhoek created the world’s first high-powered microscope and was instrumental in transforming microbiology into a scientific discipline. In accordance with astrological omens, I propose we make him your inspirational role model in the coming months, Sagittarius. What hobby or pastime or amusement could you turn into a central passion?

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I wonder if you weren’t listened to attentively when you were a kid. And is it possible you weren’t hugged enough or consistently treated with the tender kindness you deserved and needed? I’m worried there weren’t enough adults who recognized your potential strengths and helped nurture them. But if you did indeed endure any of this mistreatment, dear Capricorn, I have good news. During the next 12 months, you will have unprecedented opportunities to overcome at least some of the neglect you experienced while young. Here’s the motto you can aspire to: “It’s never too late to have a fruitful childhood and creative adolescence.”

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): As I’ve explored the mysteries of healing my traumas and disturbances over the past 20 years, I’ve concluded that the single most effective healer I can work with is my own body. Expert health practitioners are crucial, too, but their work requires my body’s full, purposeful, collaborative engagement. The soft warm animal home I inhabit has great wisdom about what it needs and how to get what it needs and how to work with the help it receives from other healers. The key is to refine the art of listening to its counsel. It has taken me a while to learn its language, but I’m making good progress. Dear Aquarius, in the coming weeks, you can make great strides in developing such a robust relationship with your body.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): Can we surmise what your life might be like as the expansive planet Jupiter rumbles through your astrological House of Connections and Communications during the coming months? I expect you will be even more articulate and persuasive than usual. Your ability to create new alliances and nurture old ones will be at a peak. By the way, the House of Communications and Connections is also the House of Education and Acumen. So I suspect you will learn a LOT during this time. It’s likely you will be brainier and more perceptive than ever before. Important advice: Call on your waxing intelligence to make you wiser as well as smarter. ∆