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“Finding a facility that will take them is often a long, convoluted, and arduous proposition,” the report read. “In the meantime, the held person waits.”Among the findings of the report, the grand jury said that SLO County “has failed to create and maintain a safe, orderly, effective, and efficient means for ensuring the persons experiencing mental health issues receive the care they need, when they need it.”
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Robin said that “an ever-growing number of individuals” are presenting to San Luis Obispo County hospitals with psychiatric emergencies, and that the county health agency has gone “above and beyond its legal obligation” to try to help hospitals manage the crisis.
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guidance on how to proceed with the ordinance,” he said via email. “The FPPC determined that the council members could draw straws to determine which three members would participate in the vacation rental ordinance hearing.”Bythe end of the two-hour discussion, City Council eked out 10 amendments to the ordinance, which will come back before the council at the next meeting.
top San Luis Obispo County health official challenged some of the core findings of a recent SLO County grand jury report that highlighted an array of deficiencies in the county’s system of emergency psychiatric health care.
“We struggle with lack of resources, as do care providers from all local facilities,” the statement read. “Finding the appropriate transportation for transfer patients is certainly an ongoing challenge; more so these days due to the increase of patients in SLO County being seen for psychiatric crises. We don’t consider it productive to place blame or displace accountability for patient care, and prefer a collaborativeRepresentativesapproach.”with Tenet Health Central Coast, owner of Sierra Vista and Twin Cities hospitals, did not comment before press time. ∆
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But in a formal response to the report filed with the Board of Supervisors on Sept. 13, SLO County Behavioral Health Director Anne Robin flipped the narrative, writing that many of the problems with emergency psychiatric care reside with the private hospital systems, not the county.“Itis not accurate to report that the county has created this situation,” Robin wrote.
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SLO County runs a 16-bed inpatient psychiatric health facility for low-income patients on Medi-Cal. For those with private insurance, it’s the hospitals’ legal responsibility “to screen, stabilize, and transfer all individuals who present to their campuses,” Robin said.
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“There is virtually no reimbursement to the county for the transportation services to individuals with private insurances, causing a use of public funds for services that should be covered by private insurance,” Robin wrote. “The hospitals have contracts with placement and transportation companies for all medical diagnoses, except for psychiatric conditions.
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But the onus for managing psychiatric emergencies has instead fallen onto the county, she said. The county now has a 24hour team that “receives all requests from emergency departments to seek out-of-county (or local) inpatient placements, arranges for transportation, and assists with follow-up.”
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After months of criticism about safety protocols from some of its unhoused residents, the Oklahoma Avenue Safe Parking Site now has three round-theclock security guards.
The trio recommended capping the total number of vacation rental permits at 90, which includes the existing 86 and four applications that are pending in the city’s system. The city plans to review this cap after six months.
“If it is found that STRs do not meet these standards, the municipal code provides for the initiation of a revocation hearing for the STR permit,” he said. “Complaints or incidents logged for STRs are quite rare, and no past incidents have warranted fines. The Community Development staff have worked with the Police Department to coordinate efforts so that incidents that occur at STRs are appropriately tagged.”
that he thought it was best for the board to stay out of issues like these.
At the meeting, Arroyo Grande officials agreed on the definition of “short term rentals (STRs),” which they said comprise vacation rentals and homestays. They perceived the former as a structure rented out for less than 30 days without being occupied by the owner or operator in tandem. A homestay, on the other hand, is owner-occupied with a maximum of two short-term lodging rooms.
But 5th District Supervisor Debbie Arnold—who typically supports appeals against cannabis projects—opposed the
a leaked but unadopted proposal from National Educators Association regarding LGBTQ-plus inclusive language.
appeal and said that there are other cannabis farms in the same general area as Greenview’s. She noted that the grower is obligated to use less than 2.24 acre-feet per year of water.
“This resolution proposed by my colleague trustee Williams does not stand in isolation as part of something necessary to affirm our students,” Baker said. “It is part of a continuum of changes, part of a social upheaval that will continue to confuse children and tear families
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“I’ve said it many times, I’ve always been appreciative that we have the discretion to review neighborhood compatibility, [but in this case] there already have been established grows right in that stretch,” Arnold said.
Williams’ resolution was met with opposition from his colleagues, with board member Dorian Baker saying it would confuse students.
The City Council addressed the perennial conflict of parking spaces between rental owners and their neighbors by allowing vacation rentals to have only two parking spaces each.
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Gender has been a flashpoint at the Paso Robles Joint Unified School District, and the most recent school board meeting was no different.
With 4th District Supervisor Lynn Compton absent, the board voted 4-0 to deny the appeal and approve the project.
“I have brought this resolution forward to give our board the opportunity to reaffirm our support for not only traditional titles, but all titles as appropriate when it comes to how some choose to identify,” Williams said. “It’s an opportunity to not only be inclusive of all but to reaffirm our efforts in adhering to what is already state law and in our district administrative regulations.”
“Mr. Williams’ resolution wants everyone to play their role. In the celebration using pronouns and non gender-specific words that align to anyone’s peculiar identity. At what age do we start teaching our children to accept the lie to accept groupthink knowing they will be bullied and condemned for not submitting? The age is when they arrive at public school to hide their contempt for our traditions, values, or families that the woke use scholarly words like respect and dignity,” Baker said.
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“I like the idea of letting the culture develop and evolve out there without the board of trustees putting its hand on the thing,” Arend said.
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Baker’sapart.”comments were echoed by a majority of the public, such as Burt Baker who spoke during public comment and received raucous applause.
The conversation at that meeting followed an Aug. 23 meeting when the board introduced a resolution stating that the district wouldn’t support any mandate replacing traditional gender specific titles such as Mr. and Mrs. The board voted to table that resolution, but on Sept. 13, board member Nathan Williams introduced a rewritten, more inclusive version of the previously introduced resolution.Williams said that the new resolution would be a way to correct the initial resolution, which he said was based on a false mandate—it was a response to
“The reason why the cannabis industry isn’t here is that they’ve given up,” OrtizLegg said. “We’re basically going to kill an industry.”
Board members Baker, Lance Gannon, and Frank Triggs voted against the resolution, tying the vote and resulting in no decision about gender specific titles.
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APPROVING PROJECTS? The SLO County Board of Supervisors gave rare unanimous support to a proposed cannabis farm near the Carrizo Plain on Sept. 13.
Later in the same meeting, the Board of Supervisors approved a new fee schedule for county cannabis applicants that officials said will generate an additional $1.3 million in revenue. That revenue is largely needed to fund a sheriff’s cannabis compliance team that will have five new employees.Thefeeincreases sparked a larger conversation about the struggling state of the county’s cannabis industry. While 3rd District Supervisor Dawn Ortiz-Legg ultimately voted in favor of the fees, she said the county’s cumbersome process is driving growers away and called for reforms to the regulations.
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Then, they increased the buffer radius between vacation rentals and homestays from 300 feet to 500 feet, along with a 500-foot buffer from schools. City staff will also include information in outreach letters about voluntary relinquishment of permits for existing holders.
As part of its consent agenda on Sept.
Local environmental activist Patrick McGibney appealed the 3-acre outdoor grow approved last year by a county planning officer. Proposed by Greenview LLC, the farm would be sited on a 40-acre parcel located about four miles from the CaliforniaSpeakingValley.tothe
board about his appeal, McGibney focused largely on the water supply challenges in the Carrizo Plain and said the county needs to more thoroughly study the groundwater there before approving cannabis projects. He also highlighted impacts to nearby sensitive habitats for endangered species, like the fairy “Long-lastingshrimp.droughts driven by climate change means that groundwater likely has never been more scarce in the Carrizo Plain than it is today,” McGibney said. “It was a huge mistake for the vineyards to take over and deplete groundwater basins throughout the county—please don’t make the same mistake for cannabis.”
The City Council decided to increase the frequency of transient occupancy tax (TOT) collection from once a year to twice. Currently, Arroyo Grande’s temporary rentals pay 13.5 percent of the rent as TOT. In fiscal year 2021-22, the city received roughly $150,000 in TOT from them.Permit revocations will be triggered if the emergency contact is unresponsive three times within a rolling 12-month period, and if the rental receives two citations from the Arroyo Grande Police Department during the same time period. Both violations will result in a revocation hearing.Pedrotti told New Times that Arroyo Grande has performance standards in place for rentals, including a requirement for an emergency contact person.
Cannabis farm approved near Carrizo Plain
Three acres of cannabis cultivation near the Carrizo Plain and California Valley cleared an appeal on Sept. 13 in a rare unanimous vote from the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors supporting a challenged cannabis project.
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“I believe the funding for safe parking during 2021-22 fiscal year was from general funds. Now we’re using ARPA [American Rescue Plan Act] funding to pay for parking village expenses,” Al-Mashat said.But not everyone is happy. At the Sept. 13 meeting, a handful of parking site participants expressed their concern about how the program was being run under county and Community Action Partnership of SLO County (CAPSLO) supervision.Oneofthem was Dina Clark, who’s
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Good Guard Security didn’t respond to New Times’ requests for comment by press time.
13, the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors approved a contract with Good Guard Security Inc. to provide protection for the parking site. Oklahoma Avenue’s site manager, Jeff Al-Mashat, told New Times that safety is the main reason.“It’sa challenging environment,” he said. “We often have people who are being released from jail, walking to the bus stop who stop by the site. We have the security there so that the people who are staying on the site have a sense of safety.”
She added that there aren’t enough security guards to cover the 24-hour shifts there and said it’s “impossible” for anybody to efficiently do their job with such time requirements.
“I’m pretty sure they don’t know their labor laws because they don’t get paid for traveling, no rooms, nothing; they sleep in their cars,” she said. “It’s unacceptable.”
lived at the site since May. Clark told supervisors that the homeless people on-site get harassed more by CAPSLO and county officials than they did by the Sheriff’s Office when they were living on the“Thestreets.guard company that you’re contracting with doesn’t even pay their employees with a paycheck, they pay through Cash App,” she said. “They haven’t gotten one check stub. I don’t think you want to have a contract with a company that’s a little fishy.”
The contract is retroactive, from May 1, 2022, to Dec. 31, 2023. It stated that the maximum allowable expenditure per year is $240,000. Al-Mashat said that any expense item more than $200,000 in the contract has to go before the county supervisors for approval.
Al-Mashat said though there were some hiring challenges, he rarely received reports of absent on-site“Thereguards.havebeen a few shifts over the past couple of months that were not able to filled,” he said. “In the past couple of months, we have been more adamant with them [Good Guard Security] that we absolutely need to have more coverage.”
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“Housing and homelessness; diversity, equity, and inclusion; sustainability and climate change,” Stewart said. “These are issues that are not going away, and that’s the part that’s really challenging.”
“I think it’s really important for our city to let council members challenge each other. Creative tension is a good thing. It results in higher quality decision making,” Benson said. “I have a lot of respect for everyone up here, but I worry about some homogeny of thinking.”
In 2019, Orcutt faced criminal charges for allegedly sending threatening and racist cards to neighbors, while possessing dozens of guns. The SLO County District Attorney’s Office eventually dropped the case after an FBI handwriting expert didn’t find a link between Orcutt and the letters.
is a tough one,” Benson said. “The county has the social services dollars … but the city is filling the vacuum right now. I hope the county follows through on their [new five-year homelessness] plan. On the other side of that, we can’t surrender our public places.”
Homogeny of thinking is at the core of candidate James Papp’s beef with the city. The architectural historian, who also ran in 2020 after getting booted from the city’s Cultural Heritage Committee for incivility, believes the council is abdicating its responsibility to rigorously oversee the city governance.
wanting more of those, traffic issues, lack of child care,” she said.
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Three people are running against Stewart for mayor, and Shoresman and three others are running for two spots on the City Council.
She cited lone “no” votes on policies like the city’s revamped affordable housing program and an early version of a ban on natural gas in new buildings (she later supported that policy).
She added that council members often discuss and debate policies with city staff individually well ahead of meetings. By the time an item comes into open session, it often incorporates that feedback.
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Carrying a reputation as one of the more centrist members of a politically progressive council, Stewart rejected the criticism that the council always agrees.
With experience as a union leader, Francis said she wants to help SLO establish policies requiring city projects to use local labor. Francis supports where the city is headed on the big issues, overall, and thinks most residents agree.
Challenging Stewart for mayor is retired firefighter Richard Orcutt, outspoken city critic Jeff Specht, and perennial candidate Don Hendrick.
After spending a year on the council, Shoresman is confident the city is moving in the right direction on major issues. Like Stewart, she’s looking forward to the continued implementation of established plans, especially the buildout of bike and pedestrian infrastructure. She’s also focused on issues of equity.
for them,” Hendrick said. “All of us oldtime locals have suffered.”
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Eight candidates are competing to get onto the San Luis Obispo City Council in a Nov. 8 election that those running say is a litmus test for how the city’s doing on issues like homelessness, transportation, equity, and downtown vitality.
“I’ve definitely enjoyed it,” said Stewart, who works in human resources at the Cal Poly Health Center. “I’m looking forward to seeing everything we’ve talked about, that we’ve already put votes on, watching these things come to fruition.”
Elected in 2018 as the first Black council member in SLO’s history, Stewart unexpectedly found herself in the mayor’s seat after Heidi Harmon resigned in 2021.
“Who I am running against? … I’m running against [City Manager] Derek Johnson,” Papp said. “We have a weakmayor form of government. The city manager runs it, and the City Council is supposed to do oversight. The City Council is not doing the oversight.”
If elected, Orcutt said he would overhaul the city’s strategy on homelessness— calling current efforts ineffective—and make downtown parking free. He opposes the new parking garage planned at Palm and Nipomo streets, which is estimated to cost $50 million. SLO recently increased parking rates to help pay for the structure.
“The timing just wasn’t right. In 2020, I was in the middle of a full-scale response to the pandemic,” Shoresman said. “Before that, my son was too young to make a commitment. In 2022, I was starting to think it’d be an OK time to dip my toe in the pool of public office.”
“For me, I look at are we actually involving the people who will be affected by the decisions we make? And when I vote against it, it’s usually because I don’t feel we have,” Stewart said.
Orcutt told New Times that his interest in local politics “ignited because of the way this town has gone since I retired 10 years“Theago.”quality of living has gone thoroughly downhill,” Orcutt said. “I’d chalk that up to street crime and homelessness being unaddressed by our City Council and employees.”
“Free parking is the key to downtown revitalization, ending street crime, stopping runaway spending, making this town the gem it once was,” he said.
Specht, whose candidate statement reads that SLO has “a severe case of staff infection,” is a returning candidate and regular speaker at council meetings. He wants to amend the city charter to reduce the power of the city manager, who he believes is “up to [his] eyeballs in corruption.”
Mayor Erica Stewart and Councilmember Michelle Shoresman are seeking full terms for the seats they were appointed to last year, while Councilmember Carlyn Christianson is terming out of office— leaving her seat open to a newcomer.
Stewart said the city already has quality, ambitious plans in place to address SLO’s biggest issues. But she said residents have to understand that it’s a long game; nothing is solved overnight.
Mayor musical chairs
“This is a huge equity issue, for women, for low-income, for people of color who are disproportionately kind of left out,” Francis said. “It’s not like there’s a fundamental failure at the city level. There’s just so much more we could be doing to really help working families.”
Citing statistics that City Council voted unanimously more than 80 percent of time in 2022, Benson said the city could benefit from more diversity of thought.
Hendrick, who in his own words may be “the biggest loser in town” when it comes to running for office—having done so unsuccessfully seven times—told New Times that he continues to campaign because he believes the city only represents the interests of developers and the wealthy.
“The Democrats always win and they all pat each other on the pat and say how wonderful they are,” he said. “I have a 12-step program for SLO. Step one is real budget oversight, and Step 12 is real dissent. Let people dissent.” ∆
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“The pandemic really peeled back the layers on a lot of inequities we see in our community and across the state,” Shoresman said. “In terms of access to health care, access to child care, underserved populations, access to broadband, I want to see us work toward resolving some of those inequities.”
Taking the reins
“In general, people are actually super excited about the direction the city’s taking. It’s the things around the edges that people want to get addressed— frustration about separated bike lanes,
Joe Benson, a local attorney, is running as a political moderate with experience on civic boards like the SLO Chamber of Commerce. He listed his top five priority issues as infrastructure, “missing middle” housing, downtown vitality, homelessness, and
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Papp thinks the city is wasting money on a new parking garage while he said it spends less of its budget on parks services than other similar cities do. Papp believes that the lack of political diversity on the council has resulted in leadership that’s stagnant and unaccountable.
Shoresman’s first experience in the public spotlight came not as an appointed council member—but as the public information officer for the SLO County Public Health Department during the pandemic. She’s mulled a run for council for years.
Child care struggles are what propelled candidate Emily Francis to run for council. A high school social studies teacher, Francis said she wants to bring the perspective of a young mom to the council. When she first moved to SLO a few years ago, Francis said she waited a year and half for child care.
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“Today’s police officers are much, much different than 15 or 20 years ago,” Joralemon said. “But there has to be clear communication between the officer and theHisschool.”decision to run stemmed from comments Lucia Mar Board President Don Stewart made at an August 2021 meeting where he questioned the need for police officers in schools.
enforcement on school campuses is another difference she highlighted. Martin said she wants more counselors on-site to boost student safety.
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“My son came home one day and told me a list of all these kids in a group. Apparently, he was approached and told that he needed counseling and presented like it was wonderful,” Smeester said. “He wanted to join the group of kids. But what are the protocols for when a student needs counseling?”
San Luis Obispo County’s largest school district is spoiled for choice this election cycle thanks to the 10 people running for four seats on the school
“I want to make sure that the needs of all students are met by ensuring high quality education for all,” Maldonado said,” from kids that have special needs to strong vocational programs to college prep. Especially here in Nipomo, considering we have a rich history in agriculture, it’s really important to me to support agricultural pathways.”
Kandel stressed that candidates need the “lived experience” of being teachers to fully understand the nuances of serving a school district. Lucia Mar’s gallery of candidates make up people from eclectic backgrounds, with a real estate agent, an engineer, and an agricultural businessman in the mix.
Current Area 7 Trustee Chad Robertson, who isn’t seeking reelection, said he’s all for such diversity and believes school boards should have term limits.
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“Don’t vote based on the one or two titles under the candidate names. We’ve seen that happen,” said the 10-year seat holder. “Read their candidate statements. Google them, attend a board meeting, whatever it takes. Parents: Do your homework because the person you’re voting for has a direct impact on the lives of students and the environment they work in, and the staff of Lucia Mar.” ∆
Other candidates are also concerned about protecting students on campus. One of them is Ashley Smeester, a district parent and former behavioral analyst running against Andrea Naemi-Vergne and Daevin Thomas for the Area 3 seat. Like Joralemon, Smeester is running for the first time.
In contrast, a call to extend full support to “school resource officers” is high up on Joralemon’s candidate platform document. He told New Times the term means the same as police officers.
Speckledboard.with controversy for the past two years, the Lucia Mar Unified School District witnessed outcry over mask mandates and distance learning during the thick of the pandemic, efforts to recall three board members who voted to follow those safety guidelines, and confusion over social and emotional learning classes perceived by some to be critical race theory.
Lucia Mar grapples with how to keep campuses safe in the face of school shootings. Joralemon said he hopes officers can help with the safety element and applauded the district for employing moreButcounselors.healsocriticized the district for its employment practices, specifically in relation to a bus driver with criminal history who sexually assaulted an elementary student during the 2016-17 school year. This May, Lucia Mar paid out a $10 million civil settlement for negligence in the case.
Trustee Area 5 incumbent Colleen Martin said it’s been a long time since a school board race has been so packed with candidates. Two current board members aren’t seeking reelection, which she called “unusual.”“Itmust have been in the early ’90s since we had this many run,” Martin said. “It probably has to do with the national attention on school boards in the past two years.”Martin has firsthand experience with some of Lucia Mar’s recent history. She was one of three board members whom the parent-led Central Coast Families for Education Reform unsuccessfully tried to recall last year. Last September, some community members protested in front of her house during a virtual school board meeting in retaliation for her decisions on masking and school shutdowns.
Running this November to retain her seat after 16 years on the board, Martin is up against new blood—Gary Joralemon, a retired county chief deputy probation officer.“Ittakes quite a while to understand the Brown Act and learn how to govern under its regulations. I sat in the audience for school board for 10 years prior to running for school board,” Martin said. “I spent a long time learning about schools and what my lane is as a policymaker. That’s one of the differences between us—knowledge and experience.”
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“Continual change is a good thing, it encourages views and brings in varying perspectives and community members at all different levels whether you have kids in the district, are a retired teacher, or a businessRobertsonowner.”told New Times that his two daughters graduated from the district and are now college students, taking away his primary motivation to remain on the board. But Robertson has advice for parents voting in the district.
NEW BLOOD Ashley Smeester (left), Gary Joralemon (center), and Roxana Maldonado (right) are some of the new faces running for board seats in the Lucia Mar Unified School District.
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Nipomo residents Roxana Maldonado—a Spanish teacher in the Santa Maria Joint Union High School District—and retired Nipomo High School math teacher Donna Kandel. Maldonado hopes to beat Scott Bloom and Eileen T. Pham for the Area 6 seat, while Kandel competes with Luke Davis in Area 7.
“If I’m on the board, I’m going to work to never hire any staff member that has a nondisclosure agreement from another school. They hired the bus driver from Santa Maria knowing he had a nondisclosure and misdemeanor for peering inside the building,” he said. “Being the Juvenile Hall superintendent really conditioned me to imagine every bad thing that could happen and proactively do everything to avoid it.”
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“Calling it a resource officer is a really interesting title,” Stewart said at that meeting. “If the resource is safety, I’m not sure who is supposed to feel safe: the children, the adults on campus, or the parents at Joralemonhome?”saidStewart’s comments troubled him. He added that these officers don’t respond to crimes for the most part, but rather develop “trust-based relationships” with the students to ensure safety.Similar to schools across the nation,
“One of the beautiful things about the public school system is that governing board trustees are elected by the public,” he said.
enjoyed helping her late father and members of the Templeton Lions Club with numerous activities.Teriissurvived by her twin sister, Shari Wright of Grover Beach, CA; half brother, Dale Penner of South Bend, WA; son, Austin O’Rourke of Southeast Kentwood, MI; along with many nieces and nephews. Teri was welcomed into heaven by the loving arms of her father, Jerry Parrott; mother, Joan Parrott; and brother, Doug Parrott. A Celebration of Life is to be scheduled at a later date. •
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Duncan didn’t plan on continuing her business after her daughter was born, but her clients motivated her to continue expanding Purge SLO. Currently, Purge SLO primarily serves residents from across the Central Coast—including Paso Robles, SLO, Avila Beach, Grover Beach, Nipomo, Guadalupe, and Santa Maria.
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Teri will be remembered for her creativity, ingenuity and thoughtfulness. Her ability to create something out of nothing was astounding. She also
“We really clicked, and I found that I loved to organize and I’ve always enjoyed cleaning, so it wasn’t my intention of starting a business but one thing led to another,” Duncan said. “It was like word of mouth after that and I just kind of kept this going while I was pregnant with no
“My process is first talking with them and consulting with them and seeing [what] their traumas [are]. It’s a very emotional job for my clients because a lot of clutter can be based on trauma,” Duncan said. “And a little bit of their organizing style usually comes down to them being not very happy with themselves so they kind of seek joy outside of themselves checksscheduleclientsinstantoverconsumedandtogetgratification.”Sheworkswithhertocreateaandperiodicallyinonthemtomake
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Duncan now works with a crew that helps her with the cleaning aspect while she focuses more on the coaching and ADHD management aspect of the job.
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“And we do that until it finally clicks, and I just kind of go in and visit them and hold their hand until the systems are implemented and integrated into their brains,” Duncan said.
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“I’m not a therapist, by the way. I don’t have any training on that, but it just seems like there’s always a core of why we are accumulating—overconsuming—and it’s always based in emotional trauma or ADHD,” Duncan said. “So it’s really all about just bringing awareness to that instead of shaming them.”
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Once Duncan and her crew clean out clients’ homes, she encourages her clients to donate or sell the items that have been“Prettypurged.much everything that people purge, whatever we can donate, we get out to the local shelters or donation centers. But my goal is to try to give back to the community and really try to talk to my clients and not sell [but donate],” Duncan said.
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Teri was born on February 24, 1965 in San Luis Obispo, CA. She graduated from San Luis High School and then moved to North Carolina. She eventually returned to San Luis Obispo County and remained here until her untimely passing.
Mr. Clean may make your countertops sparkle, but it’s nothing compared to what Steffy Duncan, owner of cleaning and organizing company Purge SLO, can do. Purge SLO specializes in helping those with ADHD or neurodivergent disorders by teaching them about organization systems and minimalism to avoid clutter. As someone diagnosed with ADHD, Duncan knows how hard it is for those with the disorder to focus on a single task. So she came up with a system that would help keep everything related to a task in one place. For instance, she said, putting all of your hair stuff in one area so that everything you need when you’re doing your hair is set up and ready to go.
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As Duncan’s clientele grew, so did her business. Duncan soon realized that a majority of her clients had ADHD, just like Duncan and her neurodivergent siblings.
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“You don’t have too many, you have just enough of what you need,” Duncan said. “And then I set out a schedule or like biweekly coaching or every three months purging or whatever they need to stay on top of Beforeit.”Duncan started Purge SLO in 2016, she was going to school for psychology and anthropology. But after a house fire took everything from her dog to her textbooks, Duncan had to find a new direction in life.
Purge SLO came about while Duncan was pregnant and living in a studio apartment waiting for government housing. She was bored and started an errand-running business to keep herself busy because she knew a regular business wouldn’t want to hire a pregnant woman.Aclient hired her to help organize their office, and things fell into place for Duncan. Although she was technically an “errand runner,” Duncan told her client that she would do whatever was needed.
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How well does the Paso Robles Groundwater Basin groundwater sustainability plan stand up to scrutiny?
The Sustainable Groundwater Management Act is designed to force an end to groundwater depletion but does not actually “kick in” until 2040. A requirement to create a sustainability plan for the Paso Robles Groundwater Basin was submitted by the county, rejected, and then resubmitted.
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The plan had to select a target for conservation and chose the 2017 water storage levels, probably because that was when the memorandum of agreement was signed by parties to the plan. It also had to choose a representative 20-year period (1991 to 2011) that would ostensibly record past conditions that could be applied to future planning.
The draft environmental impact statement for the ordinance states that “the proposed ordinance would also exempt new or expanded crop plantings with an estimated total water demand of 25 acrefeet per year (AFY) or less per site,” and, “This would equate to an annual increase in groundwater use of approximately 450 AFY, for a total increase of 9,900 AFY by Jan. 31, 2045.”
It is 17 years until 2040.
So where exactly is the management part of the groundwater sustainability plan? The plan itself calculated that between 2020 and 2040, the groundwater will be depleted at a rate of 13,700 AFY or 274,000 AF over the span of the plan’s “implementation period.” The water levels of 2017 will be a distant memory. As every sector is aiming to increase extractions over this period, the only hope is the Water Supply Fairy. The Fairy will deliver the needed extra water from unknown sources by an unknown date. The Fairy’s identity remains secret, but we all believe in fairies, don’t we?
So every sector aims to take out more water, apparently hoping for a wetter climate. What are the chances that we will return to wetter conditions?
If the plan intends to bring the basin back to 2017 levels, it has already mined the basin to far below that level. Why was 2017 chosen? The only reason seems to be the memorandum of understanding between the plan’s responsible parties, even though the basin in 2017 was far below the levels at the start of the 20year study period. The company GSI (Groundwater Solutions Inc.), showed that 236 wells went dry between 2013 and 2017, and 95 more between 2018 and 2022, so the 2017 basin conditions were already causing considerable harm.
You might look around for any other opportunities to plug the ship’s holes. If we look at urban usage, the current city of Paso Robles Urban Water Management Plan shows that extractions in “river wells” will increase from 3,609 AFY in
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So one might think the signatories to the memorandum would want to apply the brakes on water extraction, like plugging holes in a sinking ship. Not so. The plan’s “future groundwater budget” shows that in 2040, the calculated inflow to storage in the basin will be 69,500 AFY but extractions are 83,000 AFY. The plan accepts a progressive depletion in basin storage of 13,700 AFY over the next 20 years. Yup. The plan clearly states we have a sinking ship, and they plan to sink it a lot deeper.
The county seems to have lost touch with any sense of reality with its Paso Basin planting ordinance. While citing the ordinance as a vehicle for the county to have some say in agricultural land use, and while being disliked by many influential agricultural organizations, the terrible part is the way it deals with the groundwater issues. The temporary ordinance that will sunset as this new planting ordinance comes in had a 5 AFY allowance for any property owner to increase water use. The new ordinance multiplies this by five times—to 25 AFY.
2020 to 4,200 AFY in 2040, and deep basin wells increase from 954 AFY to 2,378 AFY over the same period. The county has also predicted a countywide increase in rural residential water demand of 2.3 percent per year. So if the urban sector is going to use more, and as the dominant user is agriculture, one might expect the plan to explain how it would institute a reduction in pumping. Not even close.
California’s fourth climate change assessment shows that climate prediction models put us between a drier Southern California and a wetter Northern California, but the models all agree that we will be much hotter. So water demand will be up. There is no certainty that rainfall will increase, although other studies predict infrequent years of extreme rainfall, much of which would not contribute to groundwater recharge unless runoff is captured.
Taking apart the data from 1991 to 2011 shows a generally consistent trend. During the two dry periods, the basin lost stored water at a bit under 40,000 acrefeet per year (AFY)—an acre-foot is the volume of water that would cover an acre to a depth of 1 foot. This is close to the amount gained in wet years, which is also about 40,000 AFY. As there have been more dry years than wet years, during the 20 year period the basin lost 350,000 AF of Thestorage.updated plan doesn’t include the last few extremely dry years in the calculations because they were, according to the plan’s definition, atypical.
If we look at a realistic picture, keeping the historic balance of 38 percent wet years to 62 percent dry years, we end up with a deficit of 123,260 AF over the 17 years. The ship will have sunk.
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In a nutshell, I’m not interested in collecting just a few bucks for parking that are then used to pay employees salaries which they spend in the cities they live in, I’m interested in folks spending a couple hundred dollars in our City for fine dining outdoors, quality merchandise outdoors, gatherings and events outdoors; all this and more in our revitalized pedestrian and Family Friendly Downtown, dollars that will be respent 10 times over in our City!
I would house and feed the homeless, (lodgings and a kitchen are already in place on Kansas Avenue)
I attended Candidate Orientation at City Hall yesterday evening where the only reasoning for building a fourth parking structure consisted of “it’s been talked about for 20 years” While this project was held forth as “needed”, (it’s not) and “now’s the time to build it”, (with current labor and materials unavailability it’s really really not) the assumption it will be utilized does not stand up to the slightest scrutiny. To top it off, our present City Council, in following the advice of the current City CEO has doubled parking fees (further stifling our already struggling downtown) not to pay for the new parking structure but to qualify for a loan for its construction, encumbering us in debt that doesn’t create dependable income.
I would clean up our parks, our creeks and our neighborhoods and keep them clean to turn this town into the gem it once was!
¡Cuando cerramos las calles del centro a los vehículos después de que los camiones de reparto salen cada mañana y dejamos que nuestros comerciantes se vuelvan locos! Los negocios que solían llevarse a cabo en interiores necesitan espacio al aire libre, ya que la gente ya no quiere entrar en los edificios, siendo esta la nueva normal.
We’re at a clear juncture in this coming election, there’s three “Progressives” on the ballot (two of them incumbents) and three Moderates. We can continue on the “Progressive Path” we’re on (how’s that working out for us?) or we can elect the three Moderates on the ballot to create a Moderate Majority on the City Council..
I wouldn’t build a fourth parking structure, I wouldn’t build a new Police headquarters, (save us a $100 million dollars right there) I wouldn’t keep charging for parking, I wouldn’t keep overpaying our appointed Employees, I wouldn’t put up with street crime, I wouldn’t keep allowing monolithic brick like buildings to be built, I wouldn’t let our downtown die,
Currently our Downtown is a ghost town full of unpleasantness; to reverse this we need to stop charging for parking entirely, turn the Parking Enforcement Department into Rangers so they can handle nonemergency calls for service which will free up our Police to bring street crime to a halt throughout our City, something they are well capable of!
As your Mayor there are many things I would and wouldn’t do:
En pocas palabras, no me interesa coleccionar unos cuantos dólares para estacionamiento que luego se usan para pagar los salarios de los empleados que gastan en las ciudades en las que viven, me interesa en que la gente gaste un par de cientos de dólares en nuestra ciudad para cenas elegantes al aire libre, mercadería de calidad al aire libre, reuniones y eventos al aire libre; todo esto y más en nuestro renovado Centro Peatonal y Familiar, dólares que se gastarán 10 veces en nuestra Ciudad!
Como su alcalde, hay muchas cosas que haría y no haría:
No construiría una cuarta estructura de estacionamiento, no construiría una nueva sede de la Policía (ahorrándonos $100 millones de dólares ahí mismo) No seguiría cobrando por el estacionamiento, no seguiría pagando de más a nuestros Empleados designados, yo no aguantaría el crimen callejero, no seguiría permitiendo que se construyeran edificios monolíticos como ladrillos, no dejaría que nuestro centro muriera, Albergaría y alimentaría a las personas sin hogar (ya hay alojamiento y una cocina en Kansas Avenue). Limpiaría nuestros parques, nuestros arroyos y nuestros barrios y los mantendría limpios para convertir esta ciudad en la joya que alguna vez fue.
Estamos en una coyuntura clara en las próximas elecciones, hay tres “progresistas” en la boleta electoral (dos de ellos titulares) y tres moderados. Podemos continuar en el “camino progresivo” en el que estamos (¿cómo está funcionando eso para nosotros?) o podemos elegir a los tres moderados en la boleta para crear una mayoría moderada en el Concejo Municipal.
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Actualmente nuestro centro es un pueblo fantasma lleno de desagrados; Para revertir esto, necesitamos dejar de cobrar por estacionar por completo, convertir el Departamento de control de estacionamiento en guardabosques para que puedan manejar llamadas de servicio que no sean de emergencia, lo que liberará a nuestra policía para detener el crimen callejero en toda nuestra ciudad centro ¡algo de lo que son capaces!
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Then we close the Downtown streets to vehicles after delivery trucks leave each morning and let our merchants run amuck! Business that used to be conducted indoors needs outdoor space as folks don’t want to go in buildings any more, this being the new normal
Ayer por la noche asistí a la Orientación de Candidatos en el Ayuntamiento, donde el único razonamiento para construir una cuarta estructura de estacionamiento consistío en “se ha hablado durante 20 años”. Mientras este proyecto se presentó como “necesario”, (no lo es) y “ahora es el momento”. para construirlo”, (con la falta de disponibilidad trabajo actual y materiales, realmente, no lo es) la suposición de que se utilizará no resiste el más mínimo escrutinio. Para colmo, nuestro Concejo Municipal actual, siguiendo el consejo del actual Director Ejecutivo de la Ciudad, ha duplicado las tarifas de estacionamiento (sofocando aún más nuestro centro de la ciudad que ya está en apuros) no para pagar la nueva estructura de estacionamiento pero para calificar para un préstamo para su construcción, gravandonos en la deuda que no crea ingresos fiables
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The state should require a date certain, within one year of approval of the plan, by which an adequate number of monitoring wells and pumping data are in place and data is being utilized. The Department of Water Resources plans to wait until 2040 for high-priority basins to achieve groundwater sustainability goals. The basin cannot wait anywhere near that long for mandatory cutbacks to be enacted.
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Decades of dithering by the county, in deep genuflection to Big Grape, have worked in tandem with climate change to make a bad situation worse. We are now in an emergency. ∆
The Paso Robles Groundwater Basin, as should surprise no one who has followed the long and tortured history of attempts to manage it, was on the DWR’s do-over list. (If you didn’t read “Paso basin still wishing and hoping” in the July/August Santa Lucian, go ahead and read that and come back.) DWR found that the Paso basin plan failed to adequately assess the potential impacts to domestic wells associated with the chronic decline of groundwater levels or the potential depletion of interconnected surface waters.
reduce your electricity consumption during this week’s heatwave, per the state’s request?
10% No! It’s 105 degrees. I’m blasting my AC. I never saw the request from the state.
and yield—missing the long-term threat of climate change and in no way a suitable predictor of the future sustainability of the basin. The plan assumes that “the estimated future sustainable yield is similar to the estimated sustainable yield for the historic base period. This similarity indicates that potential future changes in climate are not projected to have a substantial impact on the amount of groundwater that can be sustainably used compared to historical conditions.”
That conclusion is possible only in the absence of a robust assessment of climate change on weather patterns and rainfall, the percolation of streamflow and precipitation, and soil aridification. That last one alone knocks the groundwater plan’s optimistic assumptions into a cocked hat. As soil moisture declines, soils become less able to absorb water during rain events. As less water is retained in the soil year over year, crops will require more irrigation. Hotter summers will increase evaporation dramatically. Even with no growth in irrigated lands, more water will be required to generate the current production levels.
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Second, the revised Paso Robles groundwater sustainability plan, like the previous draft, doesn’t acknowledge the magnitude of our current climate reality. California is in the midst of the driest year of the last 128 years, and San Luis Obispo County is in the extreme drought category (“Producers begin irrigating in the winter; … water is inadequate for agriculture, wildlife, and urban needs; reservoirs are extremely low; hydropower is restricted”).
53% Yes, we all have to do our part to curb demand.
All the plans that received an “incomplete” have been revised and are posted on the SGMA Portal. Sept. 19 is the last day for the public to submit comments on those plans. Sometime after that, the state will render judgment.
Andrew Christie is the director of the Santa Lucia Chapter of the Sierra Club. Reach him through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com.
he Paso Robles Groundwater Basin occupies more than 500,000 acres stretching from the Highway 101 corridor to Shandon, and from Garden Farms south of Atascadero to San Ardo in Monterey County. Thousands of residents and a great deal of critical wildlife habitat depend on it. Because it is severely overdrafted, meaning groundwater is being pumped out of it faster than the rate of natural replenishment, it has been designated a high-priority basin by the California Department of Water Resources (DWR). Under the Sustainable Groundwater Management Act (SGMA), regional groundwater agencies for such basins are required to create groundwater sustainability plans (GSPs) and show that these plans can achieve their stated goals.
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In our remarks on the revised Paso Robles Basin Final Groundwater Sustainability Plan, the Santa Lucia Chapter of the Sierra Club and North County Watch underscored the primary deficiency of the plan.
The basin plan claims there will be no future growth in groundwater use. Why?
First, there is a disaster in waiting, in the form of the county’s new Paso basin planting ordinance, which, per its environmental impact report, will greatly expand pumping rights for ag zoned land in the basin via a permit to pump up to 25 acre-feet of water per year (AFY) for new plantings. As the Aug. 25 New Times reported, “Over the next 22 years, the EIR estimates it would spawn 250 new, 20-acre vineyards, which would add close to 10,000 AFY of demand on the basin— almost double what the basin’s overdraft is already estimated at now.”
The revised groundwater plan offers a five-year snapshot of past basin conditions
On Jan. 21, the DWR issued “incomplete” determinations on four groundwater sustainability plans. The deficient groundwater agencies were given 180 days to address the issues and resubmit their revised GSPs to the department for review.
37% I don’t have AC, so there wasn’t much saving to do.
Because “an overarching assumption is that any future increases in groundwater use within the subbasin will be offset by equal reductions in groundwater use in other parts of the subbasin, or in other words, groundwater neutral through implementation of the GSP”—an assumption that might be correct if the groundwater sustainability plan included a one-to-one offset program to assure the neutral impacts of ag pumping in the manner of the county’s soon-to-expire 1:1 offset program. But it doesn’t.
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Another recent press release from Dr. Bruce lamented high inflation. Don’t worry though. He’s going to vote to protect Proposition 13 and law enforcement.
Nothing to see here!
Otherwise, what’s the point of having public meetings? ∆
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cannabis cultivation project to move forward! Wow. Even Debbie and Bruce Gibson agreed. There’s a first.
Debbie “Election Fraud” Arnold, who (no surprises here) endorsed Bruce “I Don’t Talk to the Press” Jones over her current colleague Bruce “I Don’t Vote with Debbie” Gibson, it’s pulling SLO County out of the toilet it’s been flushed down.
Great! Wait a minute. Since when did law enforcement have any impact on inflation?
I hear SLO residents dissent all the time. No one in this town is shy about giving anyone their opinion. Bike lanes and buildings more than a handful of stories tall are prime examples.
huh? Last I checked that particular measure wasn’t a county decision, but a state one, and Dr. Bruce is running to vote on county things. But don’t worry, he will vote to “protect Proposition 13,” just not on the Board of Supervisors— because they have no say on state-level decisions like this 1978 proposition that California voters passed to lock in the
The Shredder types its views in private before airing them in public. Send thoughts to shredder@newtimesslo.com.
Who killed SLO County, Debbie? Was it the conservative majority on the Board of Supervisors? Because that’s who her Bruce would vote in lockstep with, and they’ve been in charge of the county for years, a county “with skyrocketing inflation and highest-inthe-nation gas prices,” according to Debbie.
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not in the know: Johnson is not actually a council candidate, but Papp really doesn’t like him) and is sick and tired of everyone on the council agreeing with each other all the time. Yeah. Where’s the fire and brimstone?“Letpeople dissent,” Papp said.
Stebbens, who watched the county count ballots during the primary and then watched them recount some of those very same ballots, stood up during public comment at the Sept. 13 supervisors meeting and held up a fake $10 bill. This fake bill, she said, is proof that ballots are fake. An airtight argument if I’ve ever heard one.
So, not Proposition 13.
Now, that’s hardcore.
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property tax rate at 1 percent.
hat’s the biggest issue in the Bruce vs. Bruce race for SLO County 2nd District supervisor?Ifyouask
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Debbie, you got any thoughts?
Um, hey Erica? Papp the pessimist has got a point. Those discussions should 100 percent be aired out in a public meeting. That’s how government should be conducted. We shouldn’t have to send a Public Records Act request for emails, text messages, and closed door meeting notes between elected officials and city staff to see how a project was vetted by elected officials before everyone voted “yes” on it during a City Council meeting.
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Why don’t you send out a press release about how you would vote on any one of those relevant items, Dr. Bruce? I’ll await your relevance to our county with bated breath. But I’ll try not to go without air for too long, I could be waiting forever.
“Dr. Bruce will stand up for the taxpayer and fight to protect Proposition 13,” she Propositionadded.13,
I guess it’s good that not everyone on the SLO County Board of Supervisors votes in lockstep with one another. It’s good to air out all of the points of view in a debate—even if you’re wrong.
Let’s take Darcia Stebbens, who forced (and paid for) a vote recount on SLO County that didn’t change a single vote and is still convinced that voter fraud happened.
In the meantime, the county Board of Supervisors unanimously voted to allow a
And it’s all the reasoning she needs to continue on believing this thing she believes even though all of the evidence she sought out showed her different.
“Dr. Bruce is the only candidate in this race who can revive San Luis Obispo County,” she said in a recent press release, which is the only way Dr. Bruce communicates with the public outside of his Facebook page.
Hey Dr. Bruce, if you bothered to return New Times’ requests for comment, you could tell us how you would vote on the dais.
Also, fairy shrimp in the California Valley. Very important stuff.
You know who might have a thought? James Papp, who’s running against City Manager Derek Johnson for SLO City Council (quick note for those of you
Just in case you were wondering what issues the board you are running for is in charge of, here are some recent topics: the potential economic impact of wind development off Morro Bay, ways to increase affordable housing development in the county, the terrible state of mental health care in the county, recreational cannabis regulations, the five-year plan to reduce homelessness, the safe parking site on Oklahoma Avenue (or is it Kansas Avenue), development projects that massacre thousands of oak trees, and the ordinance that could increase pumping out of the Paso Robles Groundwater Basin
Besides, if you ask candidate and current city Mayor Erica Stewart, she and her colleagues do disagree on things, they just do it in places the public can’t see. And by the time the issues come to a public discussion before City Council, they’ve been ironed out.
THE PLEIN AIR TEAM Acrylic artist, Nancy Lynn, and husband, watercolorist, Robert Fleming, have an ongoing show of originals and giclee prints of Morro Bay and local birds. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.
KNOT AND SIP: MACRAME WORKSHOP WITH TIMSHEL VINEYARDS The class will be taught by Atascadero-based macramé artist Lindsey Altman of Tied + True Goods. Sept. 25, 4-6 p.m. my805tix.com. Timshel Vineyards, 825 Riverside Ave., suite 1, Paso Robles.
STRAIGHT OUT OF NORTHEAST L.A. Enjoy a night of poetry as award-winning poet Suzanne Lummis performs readings for us. Sept. 23, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.
JOHN SEED: PAINTINGS FROM THEN AND NOW Seed’s exhibition will feature large oil paintings, in addition to showcasing a broad selection of Seed’s watercolors. There will be a display of some books and magazines Seed has written or contributed to in his nearly two decades as an active art writer. Through Oct. 30 cambriaarts.org/galleryexhibits/. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.
DEPRISE BRESCIA ART GALLERY: OPEN DAILY Features a large selection of encaustic art, sculpted paintings, art installations, acrylic palette knife paintings, digital art, glass, jewelry, stones, fossils, and a butterfl y sculpture garden. ongoing DepriseBrescia. com. Deprise Brescia Art Gallery, 829 10th St., Paso Robles, 310-621-7543.
Archer’s figurative paintings will be up at Cambria Library through June 30. Tuesdays-Saturdays 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.
SLOFUNNY COMEDY SHOW Hosted by Allison Weber. Lineup includes Edi
Performances of Sand In Our Shorts: A Night of Sketch Comedy and Song will be held through Saturday, Sept. 17, at the Great American Melodrama in Oceano. Tickets to this vaudeville and variety show start at $30, with discounts available for seniors, students, and children. Call (805) 489-2499 or visit americanmelodrama.com for more info. The Great American Melodrama is located at 1863 Front St., Oceano.
MOSAICS FOR ALL LEVELS Learn mosaic basics to create a one-of-a-kind project. Choose a project to make your heart sing while learning mosaic basics to complete your masterpiece. You have many bases, colors, baubles, and beads to choose from. Preregistration required. Sept. 18, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Various. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
pattern, and adhere the tiles to the trivet base. You will learn how to properly grout and seal your project. ongoing, 1-4 p.m. $60. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/ index.php/workshops/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
Gibson, Cat Alvarado, Camilla Cleese, and headliner Jonny Loquasto. Sept. 24, 6:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Morro Bay Veterans Memorial Building, 209 Surf St., Morro Bay.
ARTS continued page 17 New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com. INDEXArts [16] Culture & Lifestyle .... [18] Food & Drink ........... [20] Music [21] NOTE: Local COVID-19 case numbers and changing health precautions may cause some event cancellations and venue closures. Please check with the venues directly, and most of all, stay safe! SEPT. 15 – SEPT. 22 2022 16 • New Times • September 15 - September 22, 2022 • www.newtimesslo.com
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WILD SEACOAST: A GROUP PHOTOGRAPHY SHOW Presenting photography by Alice Cahill, Dominic Hartman, Michael Johnston, Karen Peterson, Cathy Russ, and Gregory Siragusa. These wonderful artists will be showcasing their amazing photographs of the wild animals, horses, seals, otters, whales, birds, and the night sky. Through Sept. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
THREE SPECKLED HENS: ANTIQUES AND OLD STUFF SHOW More than 100 vendors will participate in the show, selling everything from antiques and vintage items to re-purposed treasures. Sept. 23-25 my805tix. com. Paso Robles Event Center, 2198 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles.
FINE ART PAINTINGS BY NANCY JENSEN Nancy Jensen celebrates the simple joys of living on the central coast of California with her small and magical watercolor paintings that each strive to capture the joy of living on the Central Coast. Through Sept. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
YOUTH ART SESSIONS Segment 1: Intro to Art Basics. This session is more than four weeks, held on Tuesdays. 12:30 to 2 p.m. for grades K-4 and 2:30 to 4 p.m. for grades 5-12. When registering, please provide your child’s name and age. Tuesdays, 12:30-4 p.m. through Sept. 27 $100. artsocial805.com. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800.
SEA GLASS: CHOOSE YOUR PROJECT Use local sea glass to create four stunning wine charms or a fun scene in a frame. All supplies are provided to finish your project in class. Preregistration required. Sept. 17, 10 a.m.-noon $40. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
dominant hand. Studies have shown that by using your other hand, you activate a different part of your brain. We will safely create fused glass designs, using pre-cut glass and observe how we feel using our other hand. Bring a sketchbook. Sept. 21, 10 a.m.-noon $45. 805-464-2633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero.
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PAINT YOUR PET ROCK MEMORIAL Please join ArtSocial805 at PMW to memorialize your pet. Sept. 18, 2-4 p.m. $50. artsocial805.com. Paso Market Walk, 1803 Spring St, Paso Robles, 805-720-1255.
MOSAIC TRIVET WORKSHOP During this workshop, you will learn how to design and create a mosaic trivet. You will learn how to select materials, lay out a pleasing
REGROUP This exhibit showcases a group of femaleidentifying artists, using a variety of different media and displaying various points of view. Pieces can speak to issues of femininity, sexism, feminism, anger at certain legislation, or start a conversation. Through Oct. 30 Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.
STUDIOS ON THE PARK: CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS Check site for a variety of classes and workshops offered. ongoing studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800.
Enjoy a live show of entertaining, true personal stories around a different theme each month performed in an enchanted garden theater under the stars. The event offers “story gold for folks who delight in all things well told.” Fourth Friday of every month, 7-9:15 p.m. through Oct. 28 Free. 805-772-9225. Top Dog Coffee Bar, 857 Main St., Morro Bay.
FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey guided by a member of the fun loving FS crew. You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No artistic experience is necessary. Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. 805-7729095. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.
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FINE ART ASSEMBLAGES AND BOOKS BY ARDELLA SWANBERG This featured craft artist was raised in Garden Grove, California, lived in many locations, and relocated to the Central Coast 25 years ago. Through Sept. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.
METAL ART BY TRUDI GILLIAM Gilliam creates her sculptures using copper, brass, nickel/ silver, and found objects. This new series of whales and birds uses copper and sea glass. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.
ON AND OFF THE WALL Features art by Central Coast Sculptors, The Painters Group, and artists throughout California. This unthemed, juried exhibition includes a variety of painting and sculpting mediums. MondaysSundays, 12-4 p.m. through Sept. 19 Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
YOUTH WATERCOLOR BAR AT WHALE ROCK Join ArtSocial805 at Whale Rock Music Festival for a youth watercolor bar. There are two Sessions on both Saturday and Sunday, 1:30 to 3 p.m. and 5 to 6:30 p.m. Sept. 17, 1:30-6:30 p.m. and Sept. 18, 1:30-6:30 p.m. Free. artsocial805.com. Castoro Cellars, 1315 N. Bethel Rd., Templeton, 805-238-0725.
ARTE DE TIZA: CHALK ARTE COMPETITION FOR CHILDREN Free entry for youth (kindergarten through high school). Artists create art on sidewalk with chalk surrounding the Downtown Park. Chalk and knee pads provided. Cash prizes for four categories. Sept. 17, 8 a.m.12:30 p.m. Free. 805-712-4555. Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles.
ART AND ABOUT MORRO BAY Join us for Art and About Morro Bay, a self-guided art walk that gives the community an opportunity to experience visual, literary, and performing art in galleries and other venues. Visit site for a map of locations. (Events will not occur on major holidays). Fourth Saturday of every month, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-9251. artsobispo.org/art-and-about. Morro Bay (participating artists), Townwide, Morro Bay.
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PAINT AND SIP CLASS Joining forces with the talents of Art Social, the winery will offer classes twice a month for you to sip and get creative on the vineyard. Friday classes held at 7 p.m. Sunday classes held at noon. Sept. 16 my805tix.com. Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.
ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES Actor’s Edge offers film and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge.com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
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BE PART OF ART There will be a different art activity each month. Bring the whole family to see the beauty in creating together and how easy it can be to bring art into your home. Last Saturday of every month, 1:30-3 p.m. Free. 805-668-2125. lila.commumity. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
THROWING BIG POTTERY SERIES This class will be guided by Brian Cully, and centers on how to throw big
pots. If you have a desire to improve your ceramic throwing, come join this fun three-week series. Wednesdays, 5:307:30 p.m. through Sept. 28 $160. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-896-6197.
ALL LEVELS POTTERY CLASSES Anam Cre is a pottery studio in SLO that offers a variety of classes. This specific class is open to any level. Teachers are present for questions, but the class feels more like an open studio time for potters. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. $40. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-896-6197, anamcre.com.
MATERIAL ABSTRACTION Featuring artists Linda Sormin, Christopher Pate, Connie Martin, John Trevino, Sarah Mikenis, David McDonald, Amy Vensel, Alexis Arnold, and Garet Zook, all working in a variety of media where the material serves as both object and subject. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Oct. 14 Free. 805-546-3202. cuesta.edu/student/ campuslife/artgallery/index.html. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
ALYSSA MONKS: BE PERFECTLY STILL, A RETROSPECTIVE Alyssa Monks layers spaces and moments in her paintings. She flips background and foreground using semi-transparent filters of glass, vinyl, steam, water and or foliage over shallow spaces. The tension in her paintings is created by the composition and the surface quality itself. Through Nov. 13 Free. 805-5438562. http:/sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
Patricia Martin: Whispering Vista Studios, 224 Squire Canyon Rd, San Luis Obispo, patriciamartinartist.com.
YOUTH ART SESSIONS Segment 1: Intro to Art Basics. During this segment, students will learn the basic principles of art. Students will have an opportunity to experiment with the color wheel, blending and color mixing, working with Play-Doh, weaving, shading and printing. For grades K-4. Mondays, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. through Oct. 3 $100. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-7474200, artcentralslo.wordpress.com.
ARTIST RIKI SCHUMACHER AT ART CENTRAL
SCARY POPPINS When their father decides they need some minding, the Peabody children come up with a scheme to get a new, “practically perfect” nanny just like the one they read about in their book. Much to their shock, they get her demented sister, Scary. WednesdaysSaturdays, 7-9:30 p.m., Saturdays, 2-4:30 p.m. and Sundays, 6-8:30 p.m. through Nov. 6 $30-$36. 805489-2499. americanmelodrama.com/. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.
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GALLERY Schumacher’s work is pensive and introspective, inspiring one to take a solitary walk on a cloudy day. Wander in to reflect on her “delicious, wistful landscapes.” MondaysSaturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/gallery-artists/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
COMEDY NIGHT Professional comedy show featuring local and touring comics. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. Third Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $5. 805-540-8300. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo, bangthedrumbrewery.com.
CERTAIN MATTER: A GROUP EXHIBITION OF
PLEIN AIR PAINTERS OF THE CENTRAL COAST A self-directed fun group of dynamic artists who enjoy painting and sketching outdoors. Artists meet on site at various locations. Weekly plein air destinations are provided by Kirsti Wothe via email (mrswothe@yahoo.com). Wednesdays, 9 a.m.-noon SLO County, Various locations, San Luis Obispo.
DATE NIGHT POTTERY Looking for a fun date night? Head to Anam Cre Pottery Studio and play with clay. Couples will learn how to throw a pot on the wheel and make a cheeseboard. Fridays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. $140. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-896-6197, anamcre.com.
CERAMIC LESSONS AND MORE Now offering private one-on-one and group lessons in the ceramic arts. Both hand building and wheel throwing options. Beginners welcomed. ongoing 805-835-5893. hmcruceceramics. com/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
YOUNG ADULT CLASS Using acrylic paints and various collage materials, students will layer to construct a balanced colorful painting. Sept. 25, 2:30-3:30 p.m. $25 per student or $40 for two participants. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
INTRO TO COLLAGE WITH SPENCER COLLINS:
JIJI: FREE OUTDOOR CONCERT An adventurous artist known for her diverse selection of music, ranging from traditional and contemporary classical to free improvisation, played on both acoustic and electric guitar. Sept. 17, 3:153:45 p.m. Free. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
MUSICAL IMPROV CLASS A fun, positive way to get performance experience with an upbeat group of encouraging people. No previous experience required. A six-week program. Mondays, 6-8 p.m. through Oct. 17 $225. 805-858-8255. centralcoastcomedytheater.com/ classes. Central Coast Comedy Theater Training Center, 2078 Parker Street, Suite 200, San Luis Obispo.
SCULPTURE CLASS WITH ROD PEREZ This weekly sculpture drop-in class gives an opportunity for potters to take on new projects and learn new techniques relating to sculptural work. Additionally, every first Friday of the month, a new project will be taught by Rod Perez for beginners. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-896-6197.
ARTISTS AT SLO GALLERY Feast your eyes on amazing works by exceptional California artists. The ever-changing display of fine art includes paintings, photography, and sculpture representing a wide variety of styles from abstract to realism. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Oct. 2 Free. 805-926-5050. slogallery.com. SLO Gallery, 1019 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo.
OPEN MIC COMEDY Sign-ups at 6:30 p.m. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. Mondays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-540-8300. saintsbarrel.com/event-calendar. Saints Barrel Wine Bar, 1021 Higuerra St., San Luis Obispo.
INTERMEDIATE OIL PAINTING: ADULT ART CLASS This class is for students who may have tried oil painting in the past but are looking to advance their skill levels. Color theory and proportion study will be a focus in the class. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. $30 per student or $75 for 3 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
NEAL MENDOZA: PRETTY RUBBISH In his exhibition, “Pretty Rubbish”, Neil Mendoza gives form to environmental issues. His mixed media work uses absurdity as a reaction to the path of growing consumption that society is following at the expense of a sustainable future. ongoing, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
VENDOR FAIR: CALIFORNIA INTERNATIONAL GUITAR FESTIVAL Vendors from all over the country will showcase their custom-made guitars and accessories. Sept. 17, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sept. 18, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
LEARN TO WEAVE MONDAYS An opportunity to learn how a four-shaft loom works. You will get acquainted as a new weaver or as a refresher with lots of tips and tricks. This class includes getting to know a loom, how to prepare/dress a loom, and much much more. Mondays, 1-4 p.m. $75 monthly. 805-441-8257.
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS Hold onto your seats for the original amazing race. Danger, romance, and comic surprises abound in this whirlwind show from SLO Rep. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through Sept. 25 Starts at $20. 805-786-2440. slorep. org/shows/around-the-world-in-80-days/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.
FREE DOCENT TOURS AT SLOMA Gain a deeper understanding of the artwork on view with SLOMA’s new docent tours. Saturdays, 11 a.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
8255. centralcoastcomedytheater.com/classes. Central Coast Comedy Theater Training Center, 2078 Parker Street, Suite 200, San Luis Obispo.
KIDS IMPROV CLASSES For ages 9-12. Thursdays, 4-5:30 p.m. through Oct. 20 225 for all 6 weeks. 805-858-
SCENE WRITING CLASS The scene writing class will be led by experienced writer and teacher, Brian Danilo, and is a great foundational class for writing stories, books, screenplays, etc. Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. through Oct. 18 $225 (for all 6 weeks).
BIG LIBRARY BOOK SALE Books are sold by the inch, which means you can load up on any genre, hardback or paperback and pay the same price. The ever-popular bag sale starts at 1:30 p.m. Shoppers buy a paper grocery bag for $2 and fill it with books. Sept. 17, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Free to attend. 805-481-4131. GroverBeachLibrary.org.
ADVANCED ACTING IMPROV CLASS Taught by Peter Kremidas. Learn about your own strengths and weaknesses, how to improve upon both, and how we psychologically approach performance in general and improv in particular. Through Oct. 16 $225 for all six weeks. 805-858-8255. centralcoastcomedytheater.com/classes. Central Coast Comedy Theater Training Center, 2078 Parker Street, Suite 200, San Luis Obispo.
VIRGINIA MACK: BEGINNING WATERCOLOR This is a watercolor class designed to let you jump in and try out this engaging medium through experimentation. It’s designed for beginners and those with watercolor experience who wish to expand their knowledge of painting in watercolors. To enroll please contact Mack via email: vbmack@charter. net Wednesdays, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $35. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
IMPROV CLASS FOR TEENS A great way to learn acting skills, develop confidence, and have fun in a positive environment. Tuesdays, 4 p.m. through Oct. 18 $225 for all 6 weeks. 805-858-8255. centralcoastcomedytheater.com/ classes. Central Coast Comedy Theater Training Center, 2078 Parker Street, Suite 200, San Luis Obispo.
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MORRO BAY MIXED MARTIAL ARTS Disciplines include advanced athletic performance fitness training, Thai kickboxing, and more. Beginners to advanced students welcome. Day and evening classes offered. MondaysSaturdays, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Call for more info. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
PLAY, EXPLORE, CREATE (AGES 5-7) Young artists will play at various stations, exploring games, and mixed media. There will be a new activity each week. Wonderful opportunities for drawing, painting, and sculpture. Tuesdays, 9-10 a.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
OPEN STUDIO (AGES 7-12) Guests can explore a variety of media and techniques while focusing on their own subject matter. Whether they come with a project in mind, or find their way as they play, this class offers a chance for independent learning in a supportive environment. Thursdays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. $25. 805-668-2125. lila.community/all-workshops/openstudio. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
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MEET THE AUTHOR: CATHERINE KITCHO Catherine Kitcho presents her suspense novel series. Light refreshments will be served. RSVP to nansbooks@aol.com. Sept. 20, 6:30-8 p.m. Free to attend. 805-481-4131. GroverBeachLibrary.org. Grover Beach Community Library, 240 N 9th St., Grover Beach.
ACTIVE BREATHWORK AND HEALING SOUND A collaboration between guided active breathwork meditation and the healing sound of crystal singing bowls, pyramids, drums, and voice. Clear your mind and open your heart. Connect with your spirit and healing power. Sept. 15, 6-7:15 p.m. $35 at the door. 805-235-8785. vyana.life/ events/active-breathwork-sound-healing. Vyana Wellness Collective, 4090 Burton Dr #6, Cambria.
WOMEN’S MORNING OF RENEWAL Together we’ll master the basic knots and you’ll make your very own ceiling plant hanger. This class will be taught by Lindsey of Tied + True Goods, a local macramé artist based in San Luis Obispo County. All materials are provided. Sept. 24, 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila.community.
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OPEN STUDIO FOR TEENS Are you looking for an art studio to share your creative ideas with other teens? Whether it’s painting, drawing, sewing, weaving, or building with clay, you will find the right supplies to work independently or collaborate with others. Come find support and encouragement in the group. Fridays, 3:45-5 p.m. $25. 805668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING CoDependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a Twelve Step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Meeting is hybrid (both in person and on Zoom). For information, call 805-900-5237. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. thecambriaconnection.org/. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria, (805) 927-1654.
Grover Beach Community Library, 240 N 9th St., Grover Beach.
FAMILY FUN FAIR (IN HONOR OF GRANDPARENTS DAY) Games, prizes, face painting, petting zoos and more. Admission is free as are most activities and live music. Food and/or raffle tickets available for purchase. Presented by the Rotary Club of Los Osos. Sept. 18, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-5910563. South Bay Community Center, 2180 Palisades Ave, Los Osos.
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MIXED MEDIA WORKSHOP (AGES 7-12) Come explore mixed media with an emphasis on the Elements of Art and the Principles of Design. Each week, students will have the opportunity to use various media. Tuesdays, 3:30-4:45 p.m. $25. 805668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
SOLVANG DANISH DAYS California’s premier Danish heritage festival, Solvang Danish Days, returns this year with a three-day, in-person event line-up. Celebrate Solvang’s unique heritage with authentic Danish food, music, folk dancing, parades, entertainment, and family-friendly experiences throughout Solvang village. Sept. 16-18, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Varies. 877-327-2656. solvangdanishdays.org/. Downtown Solvang, Citywide, Solvang.
PLAY, EXPLORE, CREATE 1 (AGES 3 AND 4) Enjoy the opportunity to explore drawing, painting, collage, sculpture, and mixed media. Each week a new adventure awaits. Thursdays, 2-3 p.m. and Fridays, 9-10 a.m. $25. 805-6682125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
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TAI CHI CHUN CERTIFICATION With the 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the year. Ongoing courses. ongoing Call for price. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
TAI CHI AND QI GONG: ZEN IN MOTION Small group classes with 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the Year. Call for time and days. Learn the Shaolin Water Style and 5 Animals Qi Gong. Beginners welcomed. Mondays, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Call for price details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts. com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-7 Each week students will have the opportunity to explore and combine various mediums like pastels with tempera, watercolors and collage, or clay and wood and so much more. Mondays, 3:30-4:45 p.m. $25. 805-6682125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
The Paso Robles Art Association hosts Art de Tiza, a chalk competition for children and teens, at the Downtown City Park in Paso Robles on Saturday, Sept. 17, from 8 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Artists in grades K through 12 are welcome to join the contest. Cash prizes will be awarded in four different categories. Call (805) 712-4555 or visit pasoroblesartassociation.org for more info. Downtown City Park is located at the corner of Spring and 12th streets in Paso Robles.
SAND IN OUR SHORTS: A NIGHT OF SKETCH COMEDY AND SONG This two-act vaudeville review is jam packed with enough sketches and songs to split your sides. Drawing on the grand tradition of vaudeville and variety shows, this is a compilation of some of the venue’s favorite comedy “shorts,” new and old. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2 p.m. through Sept. 17 $30-$36. 805-489-2499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.
SOCRATES: DISCUSSION GROUP Group members present interesting and thought provoking topics of all sorts. Topics are selected in advance and moderated by volunteers. Vaccinations are necessary. Enter through wooden gate to garden area. Wednesdays, 10 a.m. 805528-7111. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/.
OPEN STUDIO FOR ADULTS Guests can come in and decide what materials they would like to work with and create freely. Share your creative process with others and see how your work will flourish. Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. and Wednesdays, 12:30-3:30 p.m. $40. 805-668-2125. Lila. community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
WEEKLY QIGONG PRACTICE AT FITNESSWORKS MORRO BAY Calm your mind and nourish your joints
MIXED MEDIA (ADULTS) Each week, attendees will combine two or more media in several pieces, while working with watercolor, acrylic, ink, pastels, charcoal as well as various printmaking techniques in the course of a month. Enjoy discovering new ways to work with traditional and nontraditional materials. Mondays, 1-3 p.m. $35. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
TAI CHI CHUN/ QI GONG BASICS Learn the foundation of Qi Gong, the rooting of breathing, and Shaolin Tai Chi. TuesdaysThursdays Call for details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
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STAY YOUNG WITH QI GONG Qi gong offers great antiaging benefits, providing a comprehensive system for improving physical, mental and emotional health. Its roots date back thousands of years in China. Learn with certified instructor Devin Wallace. Call first. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Hardie Park, Ash Ave. and B St., Cayucos.
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MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-6 AND 7-12 For ages 5-6 (Mondays) and 7-12 (Tuesdays). Mondays, Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
DUNES: VISIONS OF SAND, LIGHT, AND SHADOW Traverse the sand dunes with Central Coast photographer Bob Canepa in the Wildling Museum’s new Valley Oak Gallery exhibition. Receptions: Sept. 11 and Oct. 9. Through March 23, 2023, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang, 805-688-1082, wildlingmuseum.org.
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Arroyo Grande Harvest Festival Dinner Dance SEPTEMBER Camp Arroyo Grande
2022 Fall Folk-n-Soak Springs/Yoga/CampingMusic/HotFestival FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 Franklin Hot Springs, Paso Robles Planet
DJ Neon Maniac SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc Redwings
Sanctuary Block Party 2022 SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 Redwings Horse Sanctuary, Paso Downtown Paso Main St. Assoc: Taste of Downtown Paso Robles SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 12th & Park, Downtown Paso Robles 5 Cities Homeless Coalition: Empty Bowls Fundraiser SAT., SEPT. 17, SEPT. 24, OCT. 1 Arroyo Grande, Pismo Beach, Nipomo Docent-led Bird & Nature Walk at Oso Flaco Lake SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 Oso Flaco Lake, Arroyo Grande www.newtimesslo.com • September 15 - September 22, 2022 • New Times • 19
Young Songwriters Showcase with The Band Carter Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc
POWERED BY: & Interested in selling tickets with My805Tix? Contact us for a demo today! info@My805Tix.com Scan QR code with camera to sign up for the weekly Ticket Wire newsletter and get all the latest events each Tuesday. Tickets on sale now at My805Tix.com SELL YOUR TICKETS WITH US AND SEE YOUR EVENT HERE Knot & Sip with Tied+True Goods: Macramé Workshop SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 Timshel Vineyards, Paso Robles Camp Cass: Olive Oil Class SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 Cass Winery, Paso Robles Laugh Therapy Stand Up Comedy WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 Maverick Saloon, Santa Ynez Country Night with DJ Benz Jamz THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc Stand-Up Comedy with Chris Flail, Eddie Molina, and more FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 30 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc Songwriters at Play: The Salty Suites SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 Unity of Santa Maria Cambria Concerts Unplugged: The Fire Scottish Band SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 Old Santa Rosa Chapel, Cambria Making Waves & Stomping Grapes SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 Timshel Vineyard (Templeton Site) Skunk Puppy SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 Flower City LompocBallroom, Basin Street Regulars: Hot Swingin’ Jazz: Little Lizzy Combo SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 Pismo Beach Veterans’ Hall Point San Luis Lighthouse Tours In-Person WED & SAT Virtual ON DEMAND Avila Beach SOIREE: Big Sirs of SwingSenior Dance at the Garden! THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 SLO Botanical Garden Country Night with DJ Frank the Tank THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc Women Investing In Real Estate (WiiRE) SLO Luncheon FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 Saints Barrel SLO, San Luis Obispo Metalachi - The world’s ONLY heavy metal mariachi band FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc Three Speckled Hens: Antiques & Old Stuff Show FRI, SAT, SUN, SEPT. 23, 24, 25 Paso Robles Event Center
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RETREAT: WATER WEEKEND In addition to invigorating Pilates workouts, we’ll go play on the water with kayaking and boating. You’ll also enjoy the fresh air of a coastal hike and more. The small event is open to everyone and all fitness levels. No need to be studio member. Sept. 24, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sept. 25, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $325. 805-2959505. centralcore.fitness. Central Core, 1160 Price Street, Pismo Beach.
This event includes a uniquely crafted lunch. Wine and sake available for purchase on-site. Sept. 16, 12-2 p.m. my805tix.com. Saints Barrel Wine Bar, 1021 Higuerra St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-1929.
RHONE RANGERS INTERNATIONAL GRENACHE DAY CELEBRATION Enjoy wine from more than 30 vintners, a casual dinner, and live music with “The Incrementals”. Held in the Robert Hall Winery olive tree courtyard. Sept. 16, 5-8 p.m. $95 per person (plus sales tax and fees). 800-467-0163. rhonerangers.org. Robert Hall Winery, 3443 Mill Road, Paso Robles.
NAR-ANON: FRIDAY MEETINGS A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-441-2164. North County Connection, 8600 Atascadero Ave., Atascadero.
THE GRIEF RECOVERY METHOD WORKSHOP AND CLASS (ONLINE) The Grief Recovery Method, is the only “evidenced based” grief program in the world. It is a step-by-step process, an “action program” for unlocking and respecting the emotional experience of our grief, for all types of losses and heartbreaks. Email revdiann@ yahoo.com for more info. Wednesdays, 9:30-11:30 a.m. through Oct. 26 $150 includes book. griefrecoverymethod.com/grms/rev-diann-davisson.714-273-9014. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
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WOMEN INVESTING IN REAL ESTATE (WIIRE) SLO
BREAKFAST ON THE BAY A monthly occasion that brings together the passionate citizens and business owners of the greater Estero Bay region in one place to deepen connections and share information. Breakfast is included with ticket price. Third Wednesday of every month, 7:30-9 a.m. $20 per member; $25 per non-member. 805-772-4467. morrochamber.org. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay.
DOCENT-LED BIRD AND NATURE WALK AT OSO FLACO LAKE Hikers will begin their adventure walking through a wooded area of arroyo willows and wax myrtle, where numerous species of songbirds make their homes, as they head to a bridge that crosses the lake. Sept. 17 8-10 a.m. my805tix.com. Oso Flaco Lake Natural Area, Oso Flaco Lake Rd., Nipomo, 805-343-2455.
TAI CHI CLASS The instructor of this class has won many Tai Chi and martial arts tournaments at both national level and international level. Experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Mondays, Wednesdays, 5-5:45 p.m. through Sept. 19 $62. Colony Park Community Center, 5599 Traffic Way, Atascadero, 805 9756601.
BEGINNER GROUP SURF LESSONS AND SURF CAMPS Lessons and camp packages available daily. All equipment included. ongoing Starts at $70. 805-835-7873. sandbarsurf.com/. Sandbar Surf School Meetup Spot, 110 Park Ave., Pismo Beach.
CCA SUNSET FUNDRAISER Join other CCA supporters at this private, stunning seaside home for a lively gathering celebrating the arts. Enjoy wine, clam chowder, appetizers and dessert as artists produce plein air creations on scene—all while live music from Tom Bethke provides a festive backdrop. Sept. 24, 5-7:30 p.m. $50. 805-9278190. cambriaarts.org/sunset-reception/. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
SLO RETIRED ACTIVE MEN MONTHLY LUNCHEON San Luis Obispo Retired Active Men (SLO RAM) is a group of retirees that get together just for fun, fellowship, and to enjoy programs which enhance the enjoyment, dignity, and independence of retirement. Third Tuesday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $28. retiredactivemen.org/. Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo.
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CENTRAL COAST POLYAMORY (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) Hosting a discussion group featuring different topics relating to ethical non-monogamy every month. Virtually meet via Zoom. Third Wednesday of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY BLOCK PARTY 2022 Features tours of the property, food, beer, wine, live music, live auction, photo booth, games, and more. Sept. 18, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. my805tix.com. Redwings Horse Sanctuary, Union Road, Paso Robles, 805-237-3751.
TACO TUESDAYS La Parilla Taqueria will be in courtyard serving up their delicious tacos and tostadas every Tuesday. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. Ancient Owl Beer Garden,
SANTA LUCIA ROCKHOUNDS MEETING Bring your favorite rock, gem, crystal, fossil, etc., to show the rest of the club. Third Monday of every month, 7 p.m. slrockhounds.org/. Templeton Community Center, 601 S. Main St., Templeton.
BURGERS AND BRATS LUNCH AT VFW 2814 Enjoy a hotoff-the-grill hamburger, cheeseburger, or handmade bratwurst sandwich at VFW Post 2814 in Atascadero. Starting at only $5, each meal comes with choice of toppings and condiments, a bag of chips, and a bowl of chili. The public is welcome. Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. through Dec. 28 $5. 805-4663305. vfwpost2814.org/canteen.html. Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) 2814, 9555 Morro Road, Atascadero.
THE GRIEF RECOVERY CLASS AND WORKSHOP: CUESTA COLLEGE COMMUNITY EDUCATIONAL SERIES (ONLINE) The Grief Recovery Method is a step-by-step process, an “action program” for unlocking and respecting the emotional experience of our grief, for all types of losses and heartbreaks. This is a seven-week online program. Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. through Oct. 25 $150 book. 714-273-9014. Online,community-education/special_interest/grief-recovery.html.cuesta.edu/communityprograms/Seewebsite,SanLuisObispo.
SLO RAM RETIRED ACTIVE MEN COFFEE CABINET Weekly Coffee Cabinet meeting of the SLO RAM Active Retired Men, a local men’s social club. Click ‘Contact’ on website for invite. Thursdays, 8-9:30 a.m. $10. retiredactivemen.org. Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo.
OUTDOOR YOGA CLASSES Hotel San Luis Obispo, Piazza Hospitality’s first property on California’s scenic Central Coast, offers outdoor yoga classes on its rooftop terrace. Thursdays, Saturdays, Sundays $10-$15; complimentary for hotel guests. 805-235-0700. hotel-slo.com. Hotel San Luis Obispo, 877 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.
HOW TO DEAL WITH HOUSEHOLD WASTE AND IMPROVE YOUR GARDEN Join the Los Osos Valley Garden Club via Zoom to learn about composting for beginners; what goes in the recycle and green waste bins; what goes to the hazardous waste facility; and how to start a worm farm. Sept. 15, 6:45-7:45 p.m. Free. lovgardenclub. org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
BEYOND MINDFULNESS Realize your potential through individualized meditation instruction with an experienced teacher via Zoom. This class is for those who wish to begin a practice or seek to deepen an existing one. Flexible days and times. Certified with IMTA. Email or text for information. Mondays-Sundays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Sliding scale. 559-9059274. theartofsilence.net. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
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OLIVE OIL CLASS Celebrate the rich history of olive oil by learning more about the process, the nuances, and the value of this incredible elixir. A class for foodies who love to learn. Sept. 25, 11 a.m. $60. my805tix.com. Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.
The Lompoc Pops Orchestra presents Bubbles and Broadway at the First United Methodist Church on Monday, Sept. 19, at 7:30 p.m. Show tunes will be performed during this live concert, which is part of the orchestra’s 25th season. Admission to the show is $25 for adults, $5 for students with ID, and free for children ages 12 and under. Call (805) 733-1796 for more info. The First United Methodist Church is located at 925 N. F St., Lompoc.
FREE GUIDED MEDITATION GROUP A free guided meditation group held every Friday morning. Call for more info. Fridays, 10-10:45 a.m. through Jan. 27 Free. 805-439-2757. RuthCherryPhD.com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. GALA PRIDE AND DIVERSITY CENTER BOARD MEETING (VIA ZOOM) Monthly meeting of the Gala Pride and Diversity Center Board of Directors. Meets virtually via Zoom and is open to members of the public. Visit galacc.org/ events to fill out the form to request meeting access. Third Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. No admission fee. galacc. org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
LEARN TO SQUARE DANCE: A NEW DANCER CLASS Have fun dancing to a wide variety of music. No experience necessary. No dress code. Partners welcome (no partner needed). 12 weeks of instruction begins Sept. 15. Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. through Dec. 15 $50 for the entire class. 805-221-5437. squaredancecentralcoast.com. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
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TOPS SUPPORT GROUP: WEIGHT LOSS AND MAINTENANCE A self-help support group focusing on weight loss and maintenance. Thursdays, 1:30 p.m. 805242-2421. tops.org. Santa Margarita Senior Center, 2210 H St., Santa Margarita.
2022 FALL FOLK-N-SOAK MUSIC, HOT SPRINGS, YOGA, AND CAMPING FESTIVAL Festivalgoers will be able to soak in 100 degree mineral water and camp out under the stars, enjoying the music from the pool at the hot springs, and much more. Sept. 23-25 my805tix.com. Franklin Hot Springs, 3015 Creston Rd., Paso Robles. BDSM 101 This monthly class from the Central Coast Kink Community provides a basic overview of kink, consent, rules, and information to help practitioners be successful and safe. Attendees must be 18+ years of age. Virtually meets via Zoom. Fourth Friday of every month, 6-8 p.m. No admission. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
COMPLIMENTARY SHOWERS WITH SHOWER THE PEOPLE After a short hiatus, the San Luis Obispo Library will once again be partnering with local non-profit organization, Shower the People. The shower trailer will be located between the library and parking structure. Toiletries provided. Sundays, 1-3 p.m. Free. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.
BINGO AT VFW 2814 A fun and casual night of Bingo at the VFW every third Saturday of the month. Open to the public. Third Saturday of every month, 5 p.m. through Oct. 15 $20. vfwpost2814.org. Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) 2814, 9555 Morro Road, Atascadero, 805-466-3305.
INTRODUCTION TO MINDFULNESS Engage your senses (sound, sight, touch) by sitting, walking, and exploring in silent contemplation. Discover how the garden provides a naturally supportive setting. Learn how easy and effortless mindfulness can be. Every fourth Tuesday, 8:30-10 a.m. through Sept. 28 Sliding scale from $5 to $30; Suggested donations are $15. 805-543-0638. historycenterslo.org/mindful.html. Dallidet Adobe and Gardens, 1185 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.
ZEN IN MOTION Learn the Shaolin Water Style and other deep breathing and moving meditation techniques with the 2019 Taijiquan Instructor of the Year. Beginners Welcome. Instructor Certification Courses available. Mondays, Wednesdays Call for details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts. com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
Q YOUTH GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) This is a social support group for LGBTQ+ and questioning youth between the ages of 11-18. Each week the group explores personal, cultural, and social identity. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
TANGO SUNDAYS A Basics Argentine Tango class, held Sundays in September starting on Sept. 11 (no event on Labor Day weekend), followed by a practica (practice dancing what you’ve learned with others). Sundays, 6-9 p.m. through Sept. 25 $10. 805-710-4388. Odd Fellows Hall, 520 Dana St., San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY WOMEN’S SOCCER VS. SAN DIEGO Come cheer on the Mustangs against San Diego at Spanos Stadium. Sept. 22, 7 p.m. 805-756-4849. gopoly.com/. Alex G. Spanos Stadium, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
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MINDFULNESS AND MEDITATION (ONLINE MEETING) Zoom series hosted by TMHA. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.
GODDESS GROUP Please join Oracle Owner/Intuitive Medium, Tiffany Klemz, for this twice monthly, Goddess Group. The intention of this group is to curate connection, inspiration, unity, and empowerment. Every other Tuesday, 6:30-8 p.m. $11. 805-464-2838. oracleatascaderoca.com. Oracle, 6280 Palma Ave., Atascadero.
CAL HOPE SLO GROUPS AT TMHA Visit website for full list of weekly Zoom groups available. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays calhopeconnect.org. Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805270-3346.
with a weekly Qigong practice led by Mike Raynor of Tai Chi Rejuvenation. The practice is rooted in Qigong fundamentals, and standing/moving meditations. Forms include: Eight Brocades, Five Elements, Shibashi 18, and Tai chi 24. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. Members free; non-members $8-$10. 805-772-7466. fitnessworksmb.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.
Want to improve speaking and leadership skills in a supportive and positive environment? During COVID, we are meeting virtually. Contact us to get a meeting link for info. Tuesdays, 12-1 p.m. Free. slonoontime.toastmastersclubs. org. Zoom, Online, Inquire for Zoom ID.
SIP N’ SKETCH Sketch a model while sipping wine selected from the library collection donated by generous Winery Partners. Sept. 17, 6-9 p.m. Free (but reservation needed to draw). 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.
SLO COUNTY CREEKS TO COAST CLEANUP ECOSLO has joined forces with the Central Coast Partners for Water Quality for this year’s event. Help track data and clean up our beautiful coastline, Inland creeks, lakes, and parks throughout SLO County. Sept. 17, 9 a.m.-noon Free. eventbrite.com. SLO County, Various locations, San Luis Obispo.
TRANS* TUESDAY A safe space providing peer-to-peer support for trans, gender non-conforming, non-binary, and questioning people. In-person and Zoom meetings held. Contact tranzcentralcoast@gmail.com for more details. Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252.
SLO LEZ B FRIENDS (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) A good core group of friends who gather to discuss topics we love/ care about from movies, outings, music, or being new to the area. We come from all walks of life and most importantly support each other. Transgender and Nonbinary folks welcome. Third Friday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. sloqueer.groups.io/g/ lezbfriends. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY MEN’S SOCCER VS. SAINT MARY’S It is Kick Hunger night. Help raise awareness of food insecurities on campus and in SLO County. Cheer on the Mustangs as they face the Gaels of Saint Mary’s. Sept. 17, 7-9 p.m. 805756-4849. Gopoly.com. Alex G. Spanos Stadium, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
HEALING DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP A safe place for anyone suffering from the pain of depression. We do not criticize but do share our journey, feelings, and what works for us. We can meet in person or use Zoom if needed. Mondays, 6-7 p.m. Free. 805-528-3194. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.
MOVIE IN THE PARK The City of Pismo Beach Recreation Division is excited to host its Movie in the Park event, featuring Disney and Pixar’s original feature film, Luca Sept. 16, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. pismobeach.org/recreation. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.
MORRO BAY MAIN STREET FARMERS MARKET Get fresh and veggies, fruit, baked goods, sweets, and handmade artisan crafts. Come have some fun with your local farmers and artisans and enjoy delicious eats while enjoying the fresh breeze of Morro Bay. Saturdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. through May 31 Varies. 805-8247383. morrobayfarmersmarket.com. Morro Bay Main Street Farmers Market, Main Street and Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.
RECONNECT TO NATURE This 90-minute workshop will be an organic exploration of nature-based practices based on being present to the needs of our times. Practices will be partially inspired by ecophilosopher Joanna Macy’s book, The Work that Reconnects. Fourth Thursday of every month, 8:30-10 a.m. through Sept. 30 Sliding scale from $5 to $30; suggested donations are $15. 805-543-0638. historycenterslo.org/mindful.html. Dallidet Adobe and Gardens, 1185 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.
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CAL POLY WOMEN’S SOCCER VS. UCSB Come watch the Mustangs take on Blue-Green rival UC Santa Barbara at Spanos Stadium. Sept. 15, 7 p.m. 805-756-4849. gopoly.com/. Alex G. Spanos Stadium, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
CENTRAL COAST CLASSIC MOTORCYCLE SHOW AND SWAP MEET Features a wide showcase of classic motorcycles, a Mexican food truck, ice cream vendor, and more. Sept. 24, 9-3 a.m. $10. 805-440-4511. centralcoastclassicmc.com/. Mountainbrook Community Church, 1775 Calle Joaquin, San Luis Obispo.
DYNAMIC THERAPEUTIC YOGA AT THE PARK Breath-based, slow paced, and therapeutic in nature. Also features options for increased strengthening and deeper, more complex postures than the gentle therapeutic classes on Wednesdays. Bring a mat, tarp and props. Fridays. through Nov. 18 yogalaura.com. Laguna Lake Park, 504 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.
SEPTEMBER CAFÈ Y CULTURA: MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY FROM A DECOLONIAL PERSPECTIVE This month’s topic will be hosted by historian,
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WE LOVE THE ‘90S AND ‘00S TRIVIA NIGHT Come enjoy a night full of fun and nostalgia as we navigate pop culture, world events, music, film, and more categories. Create a team of 4-6 people. Sept. 21, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-215-3669.
activist, and poet Citlalli Citlalmina Anahuac who will pinpoint crucial elements of what that independence looked like to the majority of Mexicans. Email evelyn@corazondelpueblo.org for more info. Sept. 16, 7-8 p.m. Free. 209-312-8653. Tinyurl.com/ CafeyCultura21. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
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LGBTQ+ FED THERAPIST LEAD SUPPORT GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) A pro-recovery group offering space to those seeking peer support, all stages of ED recovery. We understand recovery isn’t linear and judgmentfree support is crucial. Share, listen, and be part of a community building up each other. Third Wednesday of every month, 7-8 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
GENTLE THERAPEUTIC YOGA AT THE PARK Gentle and therapeutic, yet energizing yoga to get you on your day. Expect breath-based gentle movements, breath and energy work, guided meditation, restorative, and deep relaxation. Bring a mat, tarp, and props. Wednesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. through Nov. 30 yogalaura.com. Cuesta Canyon Park, 2400 Loomis St., San Luis Obispo, 805-781-5930.
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SUMMER SUNSET SESSIONS Enjoy live music under the moon and stars at High Camp. More information and music lineup online. Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. Free; $25 tastings available. 805-467-9448. highcampwines.com. High Camp Wines, 3439 Ranchita Canyon Road, San Miguel.
EASTON EVERETT SOLO Enjoy some indie-acoustic, live music. Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. eastoneverett.com. Big Sky Cafe, 1121 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, (805)545-5401.
ARROYO GRANDE HARVEST FESTIVAL DINNER DANCE This event is a fundraiser for the Arroyo Grande Valley Harvest Festival and Camp Arroyo Grande. Enjoy live music, dinner, and more. Sept. 24, 5:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Camp Arroyo Grande, 250 Wesley St., Arroyo Grande, 805-249-9517.
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EMPTY BOWLS 2022 Receive a hand-crafted bowl generously donated by a local artists, and a coupon for a free bowl of soup from a participating local restaurant. Sept. 17 my805tix.com. St. Patrick’s Church, 501 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
Merrimaker Tavern, 1301 2nd Street, Los Osos.
SUNDAY MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.
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JIJI AND IRINA KULIKOVA Part of the CA International Guitar Fest. Sept. 17, 1:30-3 p.m. $15–$32. 805-7566556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
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PEPE ROMERO AND DANIEL HO LIVE Sept. 18, 2:304 p.m. $15-$40. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
Features The Big Sirs of Swing. Visit site for more tickets and more info. Sept. 15, 4-6 p.m. $16-$20. 805-541-1400. my805tix.com. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.
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BENJAMIN VERDERY LIVE Hailed for his innovative and eclectic musical career, Benjamin Verdery tours regularly throughout the US, Canada, Europe, and Asia, performing at venues and festivals around the world. Sept. 17, 4-5:30 p.m. $15-$32. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
TASTE OF DOWNTOWN PASO ROBLES Features samples from more than 25 downtown restaurants and wine-tasting rooms. Sept. 17, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. $25. my805tix.com. Downtown Paso Robles Shopping Core, 12th and Park Streets, Paso Robles.
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KEYNOTE ADDRESS WITH DR. CRAIG RUSSELL: CALIFORNIA INTERNATIONAL GUITAR FESTIVAL Dr. Russell is one of San Luis Obispo’s musical luminaries, who brings humor and delight to every project. Sept. 17, 6-7 p.m. Free. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
LIVE MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Thursdays-Saturdays, 6-9 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.
OPEN MIC NIGHT Come join us each Wednesday for Open Mic Night in the downstairs dining area. Grab some friends and show off your talents. Food and drink service will be available. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Free. 805-995-3883. schoonerscayucos. com. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.
BAND Do you play a band instrument? The Cuesta College South County Community Band is now forming. The band will rehearse weekly on Wednesday evenings at the Mark Mills Community Center. Sept. 21, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Class fee through Cuesta College Community Programs. 805459-9543.
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“WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC LIVE Part of The Unfortunate Return of the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour. Sept. 15, 6:30 p.m. $45-$69.50. 805-286-3680. vinaroblesamphitheatre.com. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.
SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES LINDSEY MARIE Born and raised in Solvang, Lindsey Marie’s eclectic mix of lyrics and storytelling is a driving force in her music. Sept. 20, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. stevekey.com/events. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.
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LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm.
LIVE MUSIC WITH GUITAR WIZ AT LUNADA GARDEN BISTRO “Guitar Wizard” Billy Foppiano plays a wide range of music, including blues, R&B, classic rock, and more. Fourth Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-900-5444. Lunada Garden Bistro, 78 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos.
BLUES AGENDA JAM AND SHOWCASE Blues Agenda reconvenes the blues jam at the renovated Niffy’s Merrimaker under new local restaurateur ownership. We welcome all levels of local, visiting, and newcomers to the blues jam showcasing musicians from the vibrant Central Coast blues jam scene. Expect blues originals and standards. Sept. 21, 7-10 p.m. Free. 805-235-5223. The
JACK CIMO AND BEIJING GUITAR DUO Jack Cimo is known for his powerful stage presence, beautiful tone, and exciting renditions. The Beijing Guitar Duo has performed around the world. Sept. 17, 7:30-9 p.m. $15–$40. 805-
SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES JESSE LOREN STRICKMAN AND THE ATELIERS San Francisco Bay Area singer-songwriter Jesse Loren Strickman is known for potent lyrics and powerful, acoustic-based music. Sept. 17, 12:30-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. stevekey.com/events.
Unanimously acclaimed for the rare beauty of her tone and her enchanting presence on stage, Irina Kulikova has established herself as one of today’s leading guitarists. Sept. 18, 9-11 p.m. $15. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
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JOIN US FOR THE CAPTAIN’S LUAU The Captain’s Luau fundraiser commemorates a traditional celebration held on the Rancho, dating all the way back to the days of Captain Dana and Maria Josefa. Sept. 17, 5 p.m. DANA Adobe Cultural Center, 671 S. Oakglen Ave., Nipomo, 805929-5679, danaadobe.org.
Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m. bigbigslo. com. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.
Flogging Molly and The Interrupters have announced a summer coheadlining tour, including a stop at Vina Robles Amphitheatre. Sept. 21, 4:30 p.m. $45-$65.
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SCOTT TENNANT: MASTERCLASS Known as a favorite guest artist with orchestras, on music series, and major guitar festivals around the world. Sept. 18, 11:30-1:30 a.m. $15. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
PISMO BEACH FARMERS MARKET Features various vendors selling their goods. Wednesdays, 4-7 p.m. Pismo Beach Farmers Market, Pismo Pier, Pismo Beach, 805. 773.4382.
Co Hosted with Lorem General Admi ion: $50 Live music from Monte Mills and The Lucky Horseshoe Band, shaved ice from Paradise Shaved Ice, a live auction, photo booth, BBQ lunch, self guided tour of the barn and our horses, a riding demonstration, a farrier demonstration and lots of fun games for the family. Event Spons s Major Sponsors Ad Sponsors Additional Sponsors Wine & Beer Sponsors Wheeler Foundation Vickie & Ron Mullins Jr. Lauren deRegt Jana Lynn Kaba IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO ATTEND, YOU CAN STILL DONATE TO THIS WORTHY ORGANIZATION, LEARN MORE www.redwingshorsesanctuary.orgAT or scan the QR Code to learn more and to get tickets! GET TICKETS https://www.my805tix.com/e/red-wings-2022HERE Co Hosted with Lorem General Admi ion: $50 Live music from Monte Mills and The Lucky Horseshoe Band, shaved ice from Paradise Shaved Ice, a live auction, photo booth, BBQ lunch, self guided tour of the barn and our horses, a riding demonstration, a farrier demonstration and lots of fun games for the family. Event Spons s Major Sponsors Ad Sponsors Additional Sponsors Wine & Beer Sponsors Wheeler Foundation Vickie Ron Mullins Jr. Lauren deRegt Jana Lynn Kaba NEW TIMES MEDIA GROUP IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO ATTEND, YOU CAN STILL DONATE TO THIS WORTHY ORGANIZATION, LEARN MORE www.redwingshorsesanctuary.orgAT or scan the QR Code to learn more and to get tickets! GET TICKETS https://www.my805tix.com/e/red-wings-2022HERE Co Hosted with Lorem General Admi ion: $50 Live music from Monte Mills and The Lucky Horseshoe Band, shaved ice from Paradise Shaved Ice, a live auction, photo booth, BBQ lunch, self guided tour of the barn and our horses, a riding demonstration, a farrier demonstration and lots of fun games for the family. Event Spons s Major Sponsors Ad Sponsors Additional Sponsors Wine & Beer Sponsors Wheeler Foundation Vickie Ron Mullins Jr. Lauren deRegt Jana Lynn Kaba A CULTURAL EVENT SERIESBroadSt.between Higuera and Monterey Farmer’s Market Block Black-ownedPartybusinesses, live DJs, kids’ drum circle, and more! 3rd StoriesAnnualMatterBangtheDrumBreweryAnintimateeveningoflivestorytelling.+MORESEPTEMBEROCTOBER8226-9PM6-9PM racemattersslo.org ...and The Beat Goes On www.newtimesslo.com • September 15 - September 22, 2022 • New Times • 21
ADAM DEL MONTE TRIO LIVE One of the leading flamenco and classical guitarist/composers of his generation, Adam del Monte has made it his life mission to fully express himself in these two genres, transcending labeling and convention. Sept. 17, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $15-$32. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
CALIFORNIA INTERNATIONAL GUITAR FESTIVAL The CIGF is a sweeping three-day celebration, showcasing the beauty and history of the guitar through six performances. Sept. 16, 4-6 p.m., Sept. 17, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. and Sept. 18, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. $15-$48. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
BONNIE RAITT Bonnie Raitt is a singer, songwriter, and guitarist whose unique style blends blues, R&B, rock, and pop. Sept. 20, 6:30 p.m. $59.50-$99.50.
ANA VIDOVIC: MASTERCLASS Vidovic is known for her beautiful tone, precise technique, well-defined phrasing, and thoughtful artistry and musicianship. Sept. 17, 9-11 a.m. $15. 805-756-6556. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.
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BARREL ROOM CONCERT: UNFINISHED WITH THE BEATLES Enjoy the views of the hilltop vineyard and some classic Beatles tunes. Sept. 18, 4-6 p.m. my805tix.com. Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.
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But he wasn’t really able to see all the dunes had to offer through the lens until after a trip to San Francisco to
photograph architecture. While the Central Coast doesn’t really have high rises that cast giant shadows or angled buildings, the dunes have lines, forms, contrasts, and more.
For more info on the program and other upcoming author talks hosted at the Grover Beach Community Library, call (805) 481-4131 or St.,librarygroverbeachlibrary.org.visitTheislocatedat240N.9thGroverBeach.
Find your favorite photograph of the Oceano Dunes by visiting two separate exhibits. Karl Kempton’s images are on display at The Photo Shop in SLO, 1027 Marsh St., until Sept. 30. The shop is open from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Saturday.
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He looks for everything from the micro to the macro—small leaves that drifted off lowlying shrubs, wind-drag patterns etched across hundreds of feet, shapes, horizon lines, evening light, morning light. There’s so much, he said, and that’s only what he’s found in the small area of the dunes where he usually takes his walks.
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Chasing the perfection of repeated ridges, rain-spattered granules, optical illusions caused by layers of shadow and sand.
Suspense novelist Catherine Kitcho hosts author talk in Grover Beach
A mix of these photos is on display at the PhotoShop in SLO through the end of September. He said he hopes that viewers see the “unexpected, outstanding beauty of the dunes” that they can experience simply by walking into the dunes.
Which is why he works in series. Each collection of photographs focuses on one thing,
The Grover Beach Community Library will hold a Meet the Author event with novelist Catherine Kitcho on Tuesday, Sept. 20, from 6:30 to 8 p.m. Kitcho will be discussing two of her suspense novels, Dark Side Identity and Dark Side Redemption, during the talk. Light refreshments will be served at the free event.
“I want people to feel what I see, meaning I want someone to feel what I’m feeling when I take the image,” Canepa said. “Every time I go out there, I’m getting gift after gift after gift. So when people leave the exhibit, I hope they have some emotional response to one or more of the images.” ∆
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“I don’t know that there could ever be one photograph that could say, this is the Oceano Dunes,” Kempton said.
He likened the feeling he gets in the dunes to that of childlike wonder and the desire to explore and create. If you watch a child playing alone, he said, it’s pretty special, but a lot of people lose contact with that inner spirit as they become adults.“You’re all alone there,” the retired middle school math teacher said. “It is totally up to you what you want to do. And if you have the gear and some experience, it just opens up a world where you feel so calm, so inspired.”
The next SLOFunny Comedy Show will take place at the Morro Bay Veterans Hall on Saturday, Sept. 24, at 6 p.m. The show will be hosted by Allison Weber and will feature headlining comedian Jonny Loquasto. Other featured comedians include Camilla Cleese, Cat Alvarado, and Edi Gibson.Tickets to the show are available for $20 in advance at my805tix.com, or $25 at the door. The Morro Bay Veterans Hall is located at 209 Surf St., Morro Bay. ∆
Some of Reiser’s recent acting credits include roles in Stranger Things The Boys, and The Kominsky Method. The latter earned him an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series. Reiser’s extensive filmography includes memorable roles in Aliens Beverly Hills Cop Whiplash The Little Hours Horse Girl, and countless other films over the years.
“Some of the accidental illusions I captured wowed me ... so I just kept going back and back,” Kempton, who lives in Oceano, said. “Because it’s impossible, I think, to try a capture one photograph that captures the essence of the dunes.
After a nearly 20-year break from live comedy, Paul Reiser has returned to touring and will perform at the Fremont Theater in San Luis Obispo on Saturday, Sept. 17, at 8 p.m. Reiser is a comedian, writer, and actor widely known for his prolific career in film and television.
“The whole area from Arroyo Grande Creek down to Point Sal is an art gallery, the way that I look at it,” he said. “Another thing that people can do is just go in there and sit and just be with the dunes. They can shut out all of the noise of their lives and just quiet down.”Bob
While working as a standup comedian at a handful of comedy clubs, Reiser took on his breakout film role as Modell in director Barry Levinson’s comingof-age dramedy Diner, which was released in 1982. He’s appeared in more than 30 films sinceTicketsthen.to Reiser’s upcoming show at the Fremont Theater range between $37 and $64.
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While the show starts at 8 p.m., doors will open at 7 p.m. For more details, call the Fremont box office at (805) 329-5725 or visit fremontslo.com. The theater is located at 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
Canepa, a SLO-based photographer whose exhibit Dunes: Vision of Sand, Light, and Shadow is at the Wildling Museum of Art and Nature in Solvang through next March, said he would love it if viewers walk away from his images with a desire to play more.
CLASSIC SLO-based photographer Bob Canepa’s Oceano Dunes photos are on display at the Wildling Musuem of Art and Nature through next March, including images from his classic series
Visual artist Karl Kempton doesn’t know how many thousands of photographs he’s taken. But for the past five years, he’s visited the dunes for weekly walks with his digital camera.
Dunes: Vision of Sand, Light, and Shadow at the Wildling is a collection of images from each of his series.
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Bob Canepa’s Dunes: Vision of Sand, Light, and Shadow will be up at the Wildling Museum of Art and Nature through March 2023. The museum is at 1511-B Mission Drive in Solvang and is open weekdays from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. and weekends from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., but is closed on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
PATTERNS Oceano artist Karl Kempton has been shooting photos of the dunes since 2018, and some of those shots are on display at the The Photo Shop in SLO through the end of September.
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such as what he calls “sandskrit.” Kempton, who describes his work as visual poetry, sees these images as reminiscent of written words etched into the hills and dales of the dunes, captured as if it was cursive. He’s published two books of his dunes images so far (Otoliths and Sandskrit of the Oceano Dunes), and is working on a third.
“I thought, could I make these dunes stand alone?” he said. “From that came three differentIntimate,series.”classic, and tranquility—all captured in black and white. Intimate is a micro series of shapes, such as what he described as miniature stalagmites that formed after a storm, while his classic series comprises what he would consider to be more typical images of the dunes, and tranquility highlights vast horizontal, panoramic views of the dunes.
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Two photographers capture the Oceano Dunes in series, with respective exhibits in SLO and Solvang
Fremont Theater brings actor and comedian Paul Reiser to SLO
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riter-director Zach Cregger (The Civil War on Drugs) helms this horror-thriller about Tess (Georgina Campbell), a woman who arrives at her rented Airbnb to discover it’s been double booked and occupied by Keith (Bill Skarsgård), who invites her in while they sort it out. Big mistake, lady! (102 min.)
Anthony, his relatives, and those surrounding the case, such as attorneys and investigators who are all trying to figure out what the rest of Anthony’s young life is going to look like. He could serve his life in prison; he could be released—where does justice lie in this tangled web? Who was the man who kept Anthony under surveillance his entire life? The best thing about this series is we actually get to see the resolve, a welcome treat when so many of these true crime series end without an actual conclusion. (three 37- to 46-min. episodes)
ichard Gray ( Robert the Bruce ) directs this Old West mystery set in Yellowstone City, Montana, a former gold rush boomtown that’s fallen on hard times … until a local prospector strikes gold but is quickly murdered. Whodunit? The main suspect is former slave and newcomer, Cicero (Isaiah Mustafa), but did he and why?
Anna There’s also a time jump to the early ’80s that shows the neighborhood when the lawns were green and the homes were loved and lived in. The separate storylines create a much bigger picture, one more horrific and terrifying than a lot of horror fi lms manage. The monsters live among us; they buy gas and chat with store clerks and mow their laws. Abuse, neglect, and a wildly unbalanced power structure are scarier than any shadowy figure. Δ
Where’s Downtown Centre, Stadium Sunset Drive-in The investigator and prosecutor find his demeanor cold and unfeeling after he confessed to shooting his dad, Burt. However, his family and stepmother think he’s just as much—if not more—of a victim than
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BAD IDEA! Tess (Georgina Campbell) arrives at her Airbnb to find it double booked, goes in like an idiot, and then follows cries into the basement, in the horror-thriller Barbarian , screening at local theaters.
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The overwhelming responses were simple day-to-day activities like “go for a walk in the city in peace,” or, “Wear whatever I want and feel safe doing so,” or the heartbreaking simple response of, “Feel safe, I guess.” We have not built a world in which women feel safe, and even a seemingly nice guy needs to be approached with suspicion. But as they say, “The devil you know is better than the devil that you don’t know,” and for Tess, driving unfamiliar streets or sitting in her car in a completely dark neighborhood are not viable options. She
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Δ —Glen I JUST KILLED MY DAD What’s it rated? TV-MA When? 2022 Where’s it showing? Hulu MURDER YELLOWSTONEAT CITY What’s it rated? Not rated When? 2022 Where’s it showing? Redbox, Amazon Prime
Anna I was reminded today of the social media explosion around the question, “Women, what would you do if there were no men on earth for 24 hours?”
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The story pits the town’s remorseless sheriff, Jim Ambrose (Gabriel Byrne), against the town’s new minister, Thaddeus Murphy (Thomas Jane) and his wife, Alice (Anna Camp), who are determined to see justice prevail. It’s a slow-burn story until everything goes
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Glen This wildly inventive and multitextured film is probably best enjoyed going in completely uninformed—the less you know, the more surprising these twists and reveals will be, but here you are reading a review, so without giving too much away, what we have here is a film about societal unfairness between genders. Keith (a perfectly cast Skarsgård who played Pennywise in It) knows how risky it is for Tess to accept his offer to come inside while they sort out the doublebooking snafu. He offers to sleep on the couch while she takes the locked bedroom; he waits to open a bottle of wine in front of her to prove it’s safe to drink. She too knows the risks, admitting that if she arrived first, there’s no way she would have extended him the same courtesy to come inside. It’s a clever set-up for what’s to come—a film about societal decay, rape culture, male dominance, and most resoundingly, bravery. I’m unfortunately making Barbarian sound didactic and preachy, when in fact it’s a thrill ride. If you like Jordan Peele’s brand of social satire horror, this will be right up your dark, sinister alley.
a co-star has accused him of something horrible. Turns out the Detroit Airbnb is one of his investments, and as his TV pilot dreams fade and legal troubles loom, he heads back to figure out how to liquify his asset for the fight ahead and maybe even face his demons. Did he do something wrong? He’s too obtuse to know. “Riki Tiki Tavi mongoose is gone, won’t be coming around for to kill your snakes no more, my love”—AJ isn’t going to slide out of his troubles this time. What awaits him in Detroit is a richly deserved lesson. Gotta say, this one just kept coming at me in unexpected ways. I loved it.
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it worth, Glen? Full price
Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and freelancer Anna Starkey write Split Screen. Glen compiles listings. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.
it worth, Anna? Full price
haywire in the finale. This is definitely low-budget straightto-video fare, and it mashes up a ton of Western tropes, from the wise Native American medicine woman to the retired gunslinger forced out of retirement to the sex worker hoping for an honest life. In fact, accusing the film of trying to do too much isn’t a stretch, but if you like Westerns, this fits the bill. It’s got an effective cast, twists and turns, and enough moral complications to make the story and its characters interesting. I used a $1.25-off promo code and thought the 80 cents I paid at Redbox was fair. (127 min.)
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has to hope and pray that Keith isn’t sinister. What becomes clear the next day when Tess leaves for a job interview is just how completely rundown and abandoned this Detroit neighborhood is. Burned-out houses and abandoned vehicles are everywhere, and the only house that seems to have anyone around is the rental they are in. It’s a spooky atmosphere—everything feels unsafe. It’s all a great backdrop for the madness about to come. This fi lm isn’t all jump scares and dark hallways, though there’s some of that. Interestingly, it weaves several stories together wonderfully. Glen Yes, it does! I hope it’s not a spoiler to bring up AJ (a perfectly cast Justin Long), who in a big tonal shift we meet zooming down sunny Pacific Coast Highway in a red convertible. He’s giddily singing Donovan’s “Riki Tiki Tavi”—just a cocky Hollywood actor who’s about to have his TV pilot picked up when he learns
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Admitted killer Anthony Templet is an enigma to many.
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Burt.It’s easy to throw around words like psychopath and sociopath, and frankly the true crime community and media do it way too much. In reality, we have a story of neglect and abuse for years on end and a shocking revelation that Anthony wasn’t the unloved child of a drug-addicted mother, and Burt was a calculating abuser in so many ways.
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BLUES ICON Slide guitarist, singer, and hitmaker Bonnie Raitt plays the Vina Robles Amphitheatre on Sept. 20 , with the incomparable gospel, soul, and R&B star Mavis Staples opening.
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On Sunday, Sept. 25, qi gong starts at 10 a.m., and at noon the annual Christopher Hawley Rollers all-inclusive nondenominational gospel set kicks off the bathrobe parade. Taylor Dahl plays at 2 p.m., and Lauren & Silas close out the event with a 4 p.m. set.
Saturday, Sept. 17, the Main Stage music begins at 1 p.m. with Sway Wild, followed by Niki J. Crawford at 2:30 p.m., Circles Around the Sun at 4:15, Allen Stone at 6 p.m., and headliner Grace Potter at 8 p.m. Meanwhile on the Stompin’ Grounds Stage, see The SLO County Stumblers (noon), Hilary Watson (2 p.m.), Dante Marsh and the Vibesetters at 3:45 and again at 5:30 p.m., and Niki J. Crawford at 7:30 p.m.
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WET N WILD The Christopher Hawley Rollers are one of six artists playing throughout the weekend at the family friendly 2022 Folk-n-Soak, featuring music, camping, yoga, and more at Paso’s Franklin Hot Springs on Sept. 23 through 25
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This is a super chill, under-the-radar event where you can camp or come for the day, and Franklin Hot Springs is a Paso Robles gem—a natural mineral hot spring with 100.1-degree water. While you’re soaking, a parade of performers will keep you entertained.
LOW TICKET ALERT! Saturday tickets for the Whale Rock Music & Arts Festival on Sept. 17 and 18 are almost sold out, and Sunday tickets—when The Devil Makes Three headlines—are getting low too. Buy now or miss it!
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Blues icon Bonnie Raitt plays Vina Robles Amphitheatre on Tuesday, Sept. 20 (8 p.m.; $59.50 to $99.50 at ticketmaster.com), with special guest Mavis Staples opening. Raitt is a masterful slide guitarist who’s recorded a ton of amazing songs. She made John Prine’s “Angel from Montgomery” into the massive hit it’s become, and songs such as “I Can’t Make You Love Me,” “Have a Heart,” “Something to Talk About,” “Thing Called Love,” and “Nick of Time” made her into a superstar and Grammy winner.
Lauren & Silas kicks things off at 4 p.m., followed by Beckford (6 p.m.), then The Christopher Hawley Rollers (7 p.m.), closing with Will Vanguard (10 p.m.). Hawley is the mastermind and organizer behind this long-running tradition.OnSaturday, Sept. 24, yoga begins at 10 a.m., with music from Will Vanguard starting at noon, followed by Dave Norwoods (2 p.m.), Taylor Dahl (4 p.m.), Sophie Diumenti (6 p.m.), The Christopher Hawley Rollers (8 p.m.), and closing with Lauren & Silas (10:30 p.m.).
Day passes are $40, car camping is $65 for one night or $95 for two. There are four RV hook-up passes. Visit my805tix. com for availability.
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Also, Flogging Molly and The Interrupters co-headline Vina on Wednesday, Sept. 21 (6 p.m.; $45 to $65 at ticketmaster.com).
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Folk-n-Soak returns to Franklin Hot Springs
21 is officially the last day of summer, but if you’re not ready for it to end, now’s the time to book your spot at the 2022 Folk-n-Soak Music/ Hot Springs/Yoga/Camping Festival returning next weekend, Sept. 23 to 25, at Franklin Hot Springs in Paso Robles (all ages; tickets at my805tix.com).
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On Sunday, Sept. 18, AJ Lee & Blue Summit kicks off the music at 1 p.m., followed by Lindsay Lou at 2:30, Diggin Dirt at 4:15, Cory Wong at 6, and headliners The Devil Makes Three at 8 p.m. Meanwhile on the Stompin’ Grounds Stage, see Jimbo Scott (noon), Sway Wild (2 p.m.), The Charities (3:45), Lindsay Lou (5:30 p.m.), and Samba Loca (7:30 p.m.)
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Los Osos-based singer, pianist, guitarist, poet, and music teacher Emily Franklin plays a solo piano and vocal concert this Friday, Sept. 16, at SLO Cider (3419 Roberto Court, suite C), at 7 p.m. (all ages; free). She’s got an amazing voice!
REAL DEAL COUNTRY Neo-traditionalist country star Randall King plays a Good Medicine and Numbskull show at BarrelHouse Brewing on Sept. 16 , with Jon Stork opening. Amor—aka Welsh multiinstrumentalist Ali John Meredith-Lacey—plays Fremont Theater on Sept. 16 bringing his
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SLO Brew Live and (((folkYEAH!))) presents soul act Drugdealer at SLO Brew Rock on Thursday, Sept. 22 (7 p.m.; all ages; $22 at ticketweb.com) with Swede & Skogen opening. ∆
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Novo Amor plays the Fremont Theater on Friday, Sept. 16 (8 p.m.; all ages; $25 to $32 at seeticket.us), bringing his triptastic tripnotic sounds to downtown SLO.
Central Coast X Fest hosts an evening of hardcore music at The Siren El Chorro on Saturday, Sept. 17 (6 p.m.; all ages; $15 presale at eventbrite.com or $20 at the door). Bands include Phoenix thrash-metal act Incite, which is currently touring in support of their new album Wake Up Dead!, Sangre, Severed One, and local bands Suppressed Intentions, Hexenghül, 3000PSI, Toxic Wizard, and Viscerate
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Numbskull and Good Medicine have three shows coming at you this week, starting with country star Randall King at BarrelHouse Brewing on Friday, Sept. 16 (6 p.m.; all ages; $22 presale at goodmedicinepresents.com) with Jon Stork opening. King, a Warner Music Nashville artist, grew up on the endless plains of West Texas.
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San Diego-based Aaron Wolf brings his reggae sounds to Frog and Peach this Thursday, Sept. 15 (10 p.m.; 21-andolder). His new single, “My People,” came out about a week ago and has already
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Cal Poly Arts presents the InternationalCalifornia Guitar Festival on Friday, Sept. 16, through Sunday, Sept. 18, on the Cal Poly campus, featuring master classes and concerts featuring Pepe Romero, Ana Vidovic, Los Angeles Guitar Quartet, JIJI, Irina Kulikova, Adam Del Monte, Benjamin Verdery, Jack Cimo, Beijing Guitar Duo, and Daniel Ho. forcaliforniainternationalguitarfestival.comVisitdetails.
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They also bring skate punk kings Guttermouth to The Siren on Saturday, Sept. 17 (8 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20) with Wolfpack opening.
On Tuesday, Sept. 20, Good Medicine and Numbskull host Texas blues-rock guitar slinger Ally Venable at The Siren (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $12 at goodmedicinepresents.com). Her newest album, Heart Of Fire, proves her time in quarantine was well spent.
Regalia told New Times that Zen Dog has a humble background, and it all started at another local SLO hangout.
“I feel like it was kind of full circle,” Regalia said. “Out of that experience, I learned a lot. It made me and the business grow, as far as I met so many people and partnered with them.”
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“The thing that was attractive partnering up with the city was that they take care of the grounds, and we do the food,” Regalia said of Laguna Lake Municipal Golf Course. “We’re bringing some energy and life to this side of town.” September 2019 was especially tough for Regalia. That month, SLO Police Officer Joshua Walsh shot his dog, Bubbs, twice after he arrived at Regalia’s house in response to a false-alarm burglary call. The police claimed Bubbs had been “charging” at the officers, while Regalia described the shooting as reckless and unnecessary. In October 2020, he received a $70,000 settlement from the city to cover emotional and financial damages and attorney fees.
“I pitched it like that, and they supported us 100 percent. They’re a big part of getting us going,” he said. “We had a bunch of momentum before COVID. All of our stuff is private parties, catering, and music festivals. So it put us on hold for a while.”
“We started building a trailer in November to our specs,” he said. “We were in discussions with the city in December and signed a lease to be in here at the clubhouse. But then it got flooded here with the rains.”Abackup plan in the form of a shaded parklet will enable the bright red Zen Dog trailer to rest in front of the golf course, bringing Regalia one step closer to his dream of running a brickand-mortar shop. He’s making use of other golf course amenities, too, like the Kiwanis Centennial Community Garden. There, Zen Dog rented out a plot of land to plant herbs, fruits, and vegetables, which will be featured on the menu in the form of salads, sides, and of course, gourmet hot dogs.
A team of five, Zen Dog started serving out of a New York-style streetcar. Now they run two of those for private events along with the rebuilt trailer at the golf course. At Laguna, hungry visitors can enjoy an updated menu curated by Regalia and a new chef he hired from Napa County, Cameron Wilson.
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continued page 30 Grab and go Snag Zen Dog hot dogs and more at Downtown SLO Farmers’ Market every Thursday evening. Catch them at Laguna Lake Golf Course on 11175 Los Osos Valley Road at the end of September. Book events and apply for job openings at zendogca@gmail.com and Instagram @zen_dog805.
NEW DOG Hot dog loyalists can soon enjoy the Chicagostyle creation from Zen Dog’s trailer at Laguna Lake Golf Course.
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San Luis Obispo’s cult hot dog company, Zen Dog, is set to open its first daily trailer at Laguna Lake Golf Course
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CULINARY DUO Zen Dog owner Nick Regalia (left) and chef Cameron Wilson (right) are excited to dish out new like house-style breakfast sandwiches and parfaits using SLO County produce.
“Zen Dog honestly just started as a side hustle,” he said. “It fell into my lap. I wasn’t trying to do bacon-wrapped hot dogs. We would go home after a night at McCarthy’s and for a couple of weeks we were on bacon-wrapped hot dogs.”
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Now, he’s looking ahead. Owning and operating Zen Dog since 2016, he partnered with the city’s Parks and Recreation Department last year to expand his catering company. By the end of September, Zen Dog will dish up breakfast and lunch seven days a week to visitors at the Laguna Lake golf course.
That’s when inspiration hit. After being bit by the bacon-wrapped hot dog bug, Regalia spoke to his friends and realized it could be profitable selling those hot dogs to revelers at places like McCarthy’s. The partnership would be symbiotic. Regalia could break the monotony of working late nights at the Apple Farm Inn, make money, and fulfill that hot dog dream. McCarthy’s could also hit
His ambition goes hand-in-hand with Regalia’s. The trailer at Laguna Lake is just the start.
For hot dog lovers, the Chicago-style version will be up for grabs. Regalia is excited about their “animal-style” creation—a sausage and bun topped with mustard, grilled onions, and homemade Thousand Island sauce, laced with a cheddar cheese skirt.
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Zen Dog hasn’t forgotten vegans and vegetarians. They have a Beyond Meat vegan sausage option for their hot dogs and breakfast sandwiches. The morning crowd can also expect coffee and smoothies from the trailer.
“A [farmers’] market in the county every day of the week is very special. When I try and write a menu and come up with dishes, it’s mostly about what’s available and what’s best,” Wilson said. “Coming
into the fall season, we’re super excited about the kale, lettuce, beans, and corn.”
Regalia plans to dish out more Zen Dog through storefronts in Downtown SLO, Morro Bay, and Atascadero. For now, find them every Thursday from 6 to 9 p.m. at the Downtown Farmers’ Market. ∆
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“We’re going to be doing breakfast sandwiches and parfaits,” he said. “We’ve been making our own sauerkraut and pickling our own onions.”
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“Our flagship hot dog is the Mahalo. Everyone has been requesting that. So we’re going to be drawing on that and selling that,” Regalia said.
It comes with a refreshing tequila pineapple relish that cuts through the hot dog grease, and helps you wolf down more thanWilson,one. who’s excited about being a brand-new Central Coast transplant, wants to explore more of SLO County’s produce and incorporate it in Zen Dog’s menu.
The two met through Wilson’s uncle, who lives in Morro Bay and went to high school with Regalia. While the chef worked at high-end Napa restaurants like Ciccio and the Michelin star-winning La Toque, he wanted to work for Zen Dog as the culinary lead of a newly formed team. He conceptualized the breakfast sandwich comprising English muffins, house sausage, red pepper jelly, cheddar, and pickled onion. Wilson also recommended the parfait made with yogurt from Cal Poly, local and seasonal stone fruit, and granola inspired from his La Toque days.
Zen Dog seeks out Cortez Family Farms in Santa Maria, Bautista Family Farms and Pepper Creek Family Farms in Arroyo Grande, mushrooms from Morro Bay, peaches from Cirone Farms in See Canyon, and brioche buns from SLO’s Farbs Bakery.
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The following person is do ing business as, KM CUSTOMS WELDING, 1592 Stormy Way, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Marcus Anthony Rostro, (1592 Stormy Way, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Individual/s/ Marcus Anthony Rostro. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-02-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 08-02-27. September 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2022
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The following person is doing busi ness as, BEVY, 197 E. Knotts St, Ni pomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Bevy, (197 E. Knotts St, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liabil ity Company/s/ Bevy LLC, Katelyn Sisneros, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-1822. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. September08-18-27.1,8, 15, & 22, 2022
The following person is doing busi ness as, MUNCHIEZ 805, 2796 South Halcyon, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Munchiez 805, LLC (2796 South Halcyon, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is con ducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Munchiez 805, LLC, Carlos Jovani Torres, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-18-22. I hereby cer tify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 08-18-27. August 25, September 1, 8, & 15, 2022
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TheNew(12/01/2020)Filingfollowing person is doing busi ness as, OVERALL PLUMBING, 2520 Appalosa Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. An drew Edwin White. (2520 Appalosa Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Individual /s/ Overall Plumbing, An drew Edwin White, Sole Proprietor. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-12-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the state ment on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Bautista, Dep uty. Exp. 08-12-27. August 25, September 1, 8, & 15, 2022
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The following person is doing busi ness as, CITY NAILS, 812 E Grand Ave, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. City Nails. (806 E Las Flores Way, Santa Maria, CA 93454). This business is conducted by A CA Individual /s/ City Nails, Thu Thi Minh Dahlitz, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-1122. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. August08-11-27.25, September 1, 8, & 15, 2022
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The following person is doing busi ness as, TD ELECTRIC, 171 Pelican Ln, Guadalupe, CA 93434. San Luis Obispo County. Thomas Charles Drexhage, (197 E. Knotts St, Ni pomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Individual/s/ Thomas Drexhage. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-19-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. September08-19-27. 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2022
The following person is doing busi ness as, THE BRIGHTSIDE, 1236 Los Osos Valley Road STE A, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. 3 Bright Enterprizes LLC (1236 Los Osos Valley Road STE A, Los Osos, CA 93402). This busi ness is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ 3 Eneter prizes LLC, Jeremiah D.B. Robarge, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obis po on 08-18-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 08-18-27. August 25, September 1, 8, & 15, 2022
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The following person is doing business as, FROTH ACADEMY, 320 Beckett Pl, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Michael R Arms (4012 Cedarhurst Dr #107, Santa Maria, CA 93455), Lo gan J Green (320 Beckett Pl, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by A CA General Partner ship /s/ Logan J Green. This state ment was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-19-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a cor rect copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. King, Deputy. Exp. 08-19-27. August 25, September 1, 8, & 15, 2022
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The following person is doing busi ness as, A-1 PEST MANAGEMENT, 7630 El Camino Real Suite B, Atas cadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Simmons Enterprises INC. (7630 El Camino Real Suite B, Atas cadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Simmons Enterprises Inc., Richard Hatfield, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-17-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 08August17-27. 25, September 1, 8, & 15, 2022
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The following person is doing busi ness as, SAN LUIS POWERHOUSE, 798 Francis Avenue, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. SLO Powerhouse Inc, (798 Francis Avenue, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is con ducted by A CA Corporation/s/ SLO Powerhouse Inc, William R. Wimmer, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-19-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 08-19-27. September 1, 8, 15, & 22, 2022
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The following person is doing busi ness as, COASTAL COUNTERTOPS, 540 Atascadero Rd, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Ja son W Rooney (435 Trinadad, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A CA Individual /s/ Ja son W Rooney. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-19-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. King, Deputy. Exp. 08-19-27. August 25, September 1, 8, & 15, 2022
The following person is doing busi ness as, IOU SKATEBOARDS, 1795 Sage Ave, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Aaron R Ander son. (1795 Sage Ave, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A CA Individual /s/ Aaron R Ander son. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-16-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the state ment on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. August08-16-27.25,September 1, 8, & 15, 2022
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person is doing busi ness as, RHONE RENTALS, 1722 Park street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Nickolas Engle LLC. (765 Baker Street, STE D, Costa Mesa, CA 92656). This busi ness is conducted by A Limited Li ability Company /s/ Rhone Rentals, Nickolas Engle LLC, Nickolas Engle, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-16-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 08-16-27. August 25, September 1, 8, & 15, 2022
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The following person is doing busi ness as, SOS HAULING, 2487 Star ling Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Chad B Sisk. (2487 Starling Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Individual /s/ Chad B Sisk. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-17-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 08-17August27. 25, September 1, 8, & 15, 2022
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The following person is doing busi ness as, MONDO FARMACO, 3260 Nacimiento Lake Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Mondo Holding LTD, INC. (3260 Nacimiento Lake Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is con ducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Mon do Holding LTC, INC., Carl D Mondo, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 08-17-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the state ment on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. August08-17-27.25,September 1, 8, & 15, 2022
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The Department of Homeland Security’s Federal Emergency Management Agency has issued a preliminary Flood Insurance Rate Map (FIRM), and where applicable, Flood Insurance Study (FIS) report, reflecting proposed flood hazard determinations within San Luis Obispo County, California and Incorporated Areas. These flood hazard determinations may include the addition or modification of Base Flood Elevations, base flood depths, Special Flood Hazard Area boundaries or zone designations, or the regulatory floodway. Technical information or comments are solicited on the proposed flood hazard determinations shown on the preliminary FIRM and/or FIS report for San Luis Obispo County, California and Incorporated Areas. These flood hazard determinations are the basis for the floodplain management measures that your community is required to either adopt or show evidence of being already in effect in order to qualify or remain qualified for participation in the National Flood Insurance Program. However, before these determinations are effective for floodplain management purposes, you will be provided an opportunity to appeal the proposed information. For information on the statutory 90-day period provided for appeals, as well as a complete listing of the communities affected and the locations where copies of the FIRM are available for review, please visit FEMA’s website at PublishedSeptemberFEMAandStatus/bfe_main.asp,https://www.floodmaps.fema.gov/fhm/BFE_orcalltheFEMAMappingInsuranceeXchange(FMIX)tollfreeat1-877-MAP(1-877-336-2627).8,15,2022inNewTimes
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Plaintiff, Commonwealth Casualty Company seeks damages in the above action as follows:
Kenneth Jorgensen, Deputy District Attorney
Kenneth Jorgensen, Deputy District Attorney
The name, address, and tele phone number of plaintiff’s at torney, or plaintiff without an at torney, is: (El nombre, la dirección y número de telefono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es):
September 8, 15, 22, 2022
Notice! You have been sued. The court may decide against you with out your being heard unless you respond within 30 days. Read the information below.
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TO: ALL PERSONS CLAIMING ANY RIGHT, TITLE, OR INTEREST IN PROPERTY DESCRIBED AS $7,030.00FOLLOWS:IN UNITED STATES CURRENCY
DAN DOW, District Attorney
NOTICE: SEIZURE OF PROPERTY AND INITIATION OF NONJUDICIAL FORFEITURE PROCEEDINGS PER HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE SECTION 11488.4(j) TO: ALL PERSONS CLAIMING ANY RIGHT, TITLE, OR INTEREST IN PROPERTY DESCRIBED AS $9,300.00FOLLOWS:IN UNITED STATES CURRENCY
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Notice is hereby given that on July 1, 2022, the abovedescribed property was seized at or near 1327 Hetrick Avenue, Arroyo Grande, California 93420, by the San Luis Obispo Sheriff’s Office, in connection with controlled substances, to wit, section(s) 11357, 11358, and 11359 of the California Health and Safety Code. The estimated/ appraised value of the property is $7,030.00.
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Notice is hereby given that on June 15, 2021, the above-described property was seized at or near 1568 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo, California 93405, by the San Luis Obispo Sheriff’s Office, in connection with controlled substances, to wit, section(s) 11378 & 11351 of the California Health and Safety Code. The estimated/ appraised value of the property is $13,980.00.
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the District Attorney’s Office and the Interested Party filing the claim are entitled to conduct reciprocal requests for discovery in preparation for a hearing. The provisions of the Code of Civil Procedure shall apply to the proceedings unless inconsistent with the provisions or procedures set forth in the Health and Safety Code (Section 11488.5(c)(3)). The Interested Party in entitled to legal representation at a hearing, although not one appointed at public expense, and has the right to present evidence and witnesses, and to cross-examine plaintiff’s witnesses, but there is no right to avoid testifying at a civil
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Pursuant to section 11488.4(j) of the California Health and Safety Code, you must file a verified claim stating your interest in the property with the Superior Court’s Civil Division, Room 385, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93408. Claim forms are available from the Clerk of the above court and also online at https://www.courts.ca.gov/documents/mc200.pdf.Furthermore,anendorsedcopyoftheverified claim must also be served on the District Attorney, Asset Forfeiture Unit, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, 4th Floor, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, within 30 days of filing the claim with the Superior Court’s Civil Division.Both the District Attorney’s Office and the Interested Party filing the claim are entitled to conduct reciprocal requests for discovery in preparation for a hearing. The provisions of the Code of Civil Procedure shall apply to the proceedings unless inconsistent with the provisions or procedures set forth in the Health and Safety Code (Section 11488.5(c)(3)). The Interested Party in entitled to legal representation at a hearing, although not one appointed at public expense, and has the right to present evidence and witnesses, and to cross-examine plaintiff’s witnesses, but there is no right to avoid testifying at a civil hearing.Thefailure to timely file and secure a verified claim stating an interest in the property in the Superior Court will result in the property being declared or ordered forfeited to the State of California and distributed pursuant to the provisions of Health and Safety Code section 11489 without further notice or hearing.
NOTICE: SEIZURE OF PROPERTY AND INITIATION OF JUDICIAL FORFEITURE PROCEEDINGS PER HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE SECTION 11488.4(j) TO: ALL PERSONS CLAIMING ANY RIGHT, TITLE, OR INTEREST IN PROPERTY DESCRIBED AS FOLLOWS:$7,697.00IN
CASE NUMBER: (Número de caso): The22LC-0349nameand address of the court is: (El nombre y dirección de la corte son) San Luis Obispo County Superior CivilCourt& Family Law Branch 1050 Monterey Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93408
TO: ALL PERSONS CLAIMING ANY RIGHT, TITLE, OR INTEREST IN PROPERTY DESCRIBED AS $2,365.00FOLLOWS:IN UNITED STATES CURRENCY
the District Attorney’s Office and the Interested Party filing the claim are entitled to conduct reciprocal requests for discovery in preparation for a hearing. The provisions of the Code of Civil Procedure shall apply to the proceedings unless inconsistent with the provisions or procedures set forth in the Health and Safety Code (Section 11488.5(c)(3)). The Interested Party in entitled to legal representation at a hearing, although not one appointed at public expense, and has the right to present evidence and witnesses, and to cross-examine plaintiff’s witnesses, but there is no right to avoid testifying at a civilThehearing.failure to timely file and secure a verified claim stating an interest in the property in the Superior Court will result in the property being declared or ordered forfeited to the State of California and distributed pursuant to the provisions of Health and Safety Code section 11489 without further notice or hearing.
the District Attorney’s Office and the Interested Party filing the claim are entitled to conduct reciprocal requests for discovery in preparation for a hearing. The provisions of the Code of Civil Procedure shall apply to the proceedings unless inconsistent with the provisions or procedures set forth in the Health and Safety Code (Section 11488.5(c)(3)). The Interested Party in entitled to legal representation at a hearing, although not one appointed at public expense, and has the right to present evidence and witnesses, and to cross-examine plaintiff’s witnesses, but there is no right to avoid testifying at a civil hearing.Thefailure
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an endorsed copy of the verified claim must also be served on the District Attorney, Asset Forfeiture Unit, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, 4th Floor, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, within 30 days of filing the claim with the Superior Court’s Civil Division.Both
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DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY FEDERAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY
DATED: September 2, 2022
Both the District Attorney’s Office and the Interested Party filing the claim are entitled to conduct reciprocal requests for discovery in preparation for a hearing. The provisions of the Code of Civil Procedure shall apply to the proceedings unless inconsistent with the provisions or procedures set forth in the Health and Safety Code (Section 11488.5(c)(3)). The Interested Party in entitled to legal representation at a hearing, although not one appointed at public expense, and has the right to present evidence and witnesses, and to cross-examine plaintiff’s witnesses, but there is no right to avoid testifying at a civil
Kenneth Jorgensen, Deputy District Attorney
Kenneth Jorgensen , Deputy District Attorney September 8, 15, 22, 2022
to timely file and secure a verified claim stating an interest in the property in the Superior Court will result in the property being declared or ordered forfeited to the State of California and distributed pursuant to the provisions of Health and Safety Code section 11489 without further notice or hearing.
Property Damage: $9,473.74 Clerks Filing Fees: $536.10 Attorney’s Fees and Costs: August$2,250.0025, September 1, 8, & 15, 2022
to timely file and secure a verified claim stating an interest in the property in the Superior Court will result in the property being declared or ordered forfeited to the State of California and distributed pursuant to the provisions of Health and Safety Code section 11489 without further notice or hearing.
By:Date:714-202-3440(Fecha)08/17/2022/s/MichaelPowell,Clerk (Sec retario) /s/, C.M. Kastner, Deputy Clerk, STATEMENT(adjunto)OF
Michael Sullivan and Associates PO Box 85059 San Diego, CA 92186
NOTICE: SEIZURE OF PROPERTY AND INITIATION OF NONJUDICIAL FORFEITURE PROCEEDINGS PER HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE SECTION 11488.4(j)
DAN DOW, District Attorney
Notice is hereby given that on March 4, 2021, the above-described property was seized at or near 8888 Carrisa Highway, Santa Margarita, California 93430, by the San Luis Obispo Sheriff’s Office, in connection with controlled substances, to wit, section(s) 11358, 11359, & 11360 of the California Health and Safety Code. The estimated/appraised value of the property is $7,697.00. The case is filed with the San Luis Obispo Superior Court, Case #21CV-0199.Pursuant
Pursuant to section 11488.4(j) of the California Health and Safety Code, you must file a verified claim stating your interest in the property with the Superior Court’s Civil Division, Room 385, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93408. Claim forms are available from the Clerk of the above court and also online at https://www.courts.ca.gov/documents/mc200.pdf.Furthermore,anendorsedcopyoftheverified claim must also be served on the District Attorney, Asset Forfeiture Unit, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, 4th Floor, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, within 30 days of filing the claim with the Superior Court’s Civil
You have 30 CALENDAR DAYS after this summons and legal papers are served on you to file a written response at this court and have a copy served on the plaintiff. A let ter or phone call will not protect you. Your written response must be in proper legal form if you want the court to hear your case. There may be a court form that you can use for your response. You can find these court forms and more informa tion at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo. ca.gov/selfhelp), your county law library, or the courthouse nearest you. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the court clerk for a fee waiver form. If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money and property may be taken without further warning from the court.There are other legal require ments. You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may want to call an attorney referral service. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal servic es from a nonprofit legal services program. You can locate these nonprofit groups at the California Legal Services Web site (www. lawhelpcalifornia.org), the Califor nia Courts online Self-Help tuitosparasiblepuedevicioungadorecomendablebieneslacasorepuestapagolepidapagarledeespanol),(www.courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp/Ayudaytrarparaformulariolasiquegen.ounaestasentarcitaciondespuescionescucharcorteresponde¡AVISO!dismissmustmoreorfeescourtcountyor(www.courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp),Centerbycontactingyourlocalcourtorbarassociation.NOTE:Thehasastatutorylienforwaivedandcostsonanysettlementarbitrationawardof$10,000orinacivilcase.Thecourt’slienbepaidbeforethecourtwillthecase.Lohandemandado.Sinodentrode30dias,lapuededecidirensucontrasinsuversion.Lealainformaacontinuacion.Tiene30DIASCALENDARIOSdequeleentreguenestaypapeleslegalesparapreunarepuestaporescritoencorteyhacerqueseentreguecopiaaldemandante.UnacartaunallamadatelefonicanoloproteSurespuestaporescritotieneestarenformatolegalcorrectodeseaqueprocesensucasoencorte.Esposiblequehayaunqueustedpuedeusarsurespuesta.PuedeenconestosformuleriorsdelacortemasinformacionenelCentrodedelasCortesdeCaliforniaenlabibliotecadeleyessucondadooenlacortequequedemascerca.Sinopuedelacuotadepresentacion,alsecretariodelacortequedeunformulariodeexenciondedecuotas.Sinopresentasuatiempo,puedeperderelporincumplimientoylacortepodraquitarsusueldo,dineroysinmasadvertencia.Hayotrosrequistaslegales.Esquellameaunaboinmediamente.Sinoconoceaabogado,puedellamaraunserderemisionaabogados.Sinopagaraunabogado,espoquecumplaconlosrequisitosobtenerservicioslegalesgradeunprogramadeservicios
to timely file and secure a verified claim stating an interest in the property in the Superior Court will result in the property being declared or ordered forfeited to the State of California and distributed pursuant to the provisions of Health and Safety Code section 11489 without further notice or hearing.
DATED: September 2, 2022
Notice is hereby given that on August 8, 2022, the abovedescribed property was seized at or near the intersection of Elks and Prado in the City of San Luis Obispo, California by the San Luis Obispo Police Department, in connection with controlled substances, to wit, section(s) 11351, 11352, 11378, and 11379(a). The estimated/appraised value of the property is
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Pursuant to section 11488.4(j) of the California Health and Safety Code, you must file a verified claim stating your interest in the property with the Superior Court’s Civil Division, Room 385, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93408. Claim forms are available from the Clerk of the above court and also online at https://www.courts.ca.gov/documents/ mc200.pdfFurthermore,
DATED: September 2, 2022
DATED: September 2, 2022
Megan B. Mavis
Proposed Flood Hazard Determinations for San Luis Obispo County, California and Incorporated Areas
Kenneth Jorgensen, Deputy District Attorney
to section 11488.4(j) of the California Health and Safety Code, you must file a verified claim stating your interest in the property with the Superior Court’s Civil Division, Room 385, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93408. Claim forms are available from the Clerk of the above court and also online at Furthermore,https://www.courts.ca.gov/documents/mc200.pdf.anendorsedcopyoftheverifiedclaim must also be served on the District Attorney, Asset Forfeiture Unit, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, 4th Floor, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, within 30 days of filing the claim with the Superior Court’s Civil Division.
11488.4(j) of the California Health and Safety Code, you must file a verified claim stating your interest in the property with the Superior Court’s Civil Division, Room 385, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93408. Claim forms are available from the Clerk of the above court and also online at https://www.courts.ca.gov/documents/mc200.pdf.Furthermore,anendorsedcopyoftheverified claim must also be served on the District Attorney, Asset Forfeiture Unit, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, 4th Floor, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, within 30 days of filing the claim with the Superior Court’s Civil
legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (www.lawhelpcali fornia.org), en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, (www. sucorte.ca.gov) o poniendose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. AVISO: Por ley, la corte tiene derecho a recla mar ias cuotas y los costos exentos por imponer un gravamen sobre cualquier recuperacion de $10,000 o mas de valor recibida mediante un acuerdo ao una consesion de artit raje en un caso dce derecho civll. Tiene que pagar el gravamen de la corte antes de que la corte pueda desechar el caso.
A Vital Touch Day Spa, 731 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. The ficti tious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 05/29/2018. The fol lowing person(s) has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Eva Castro (731 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Eva Castro. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 09-072022. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk. By M. Katz, Deputy SeptemberClerk.15, 22, 29, October 6, 2022
MARKETPLACE ServicesAdult Awesome Exotic Dancers Girls, FantasticGuys,Parties or Just For You. Now Hiring 966-0161 LEGAL NOTICES LEGAL NOTICES Follow us on media!social @NewTimesSLO #NewTimesSLO www.newtimesslo.com • September 15 - September 22, 2022 • New Times • 37
DAN DOW, District Attorney
Notice is hereby given that on August 2, 2020, the above-described property was seized at or near 1635 Pine Street, Paso Robles, California 93446, by the San Luis Obispo Sheriff’s Office, in connection with controlled substances, to wit, section(s) 11470, 11351, & 11352(a) of the California Health and Safety Code. The estimated/ appraised value of the property is $9,300.00.
DAN DOW, District Attorney
UNITED STATES CURRENCY California Superior Court Case #21CV-0199
NEW FILE NO. 2022-2067
NOTICE: SEIZURE OF PROPERTY AND INITIATION OF NONJUDICIAL FORFEITURE PROCEEDINGS PER HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE SECTION 11488.4(j) TO: ALL PERSONS CLAIMING ANY RIGHT, TITLE, OR INTEREST IN PROPERTY DESCRIBED AS $13,980.00FOLLOWS:IN
September 8, 15, 22, 2022
DAMAGES
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DATED: September 2, 2022
September 8, 15, 22, 2022
Supervisorial District: District 5 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 070-172-043
WHO County of San Luis Obispo Subdivision Review Boar
The San Luis Obispo Cultural Heritage Committee will hold a Regular Meeting on Monday, September 26, 2022, at 5:30 p.m. in the Council Chambers at City Hall, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. Please note that with the return of in-person meetings, Zoom participation will no longer be supported. Public comment, prior to the start of the meeting, may be submitted in writing via U.S. Mail to the City Clerk’s Office at 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 or by email to advisorybodies@slocity. org.
The Cultural Heritage Committee may also discuss other hearing or business items before or after the item(s) listed above. If you challenge the proposed action in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the Cultural Heritage Committee during, or prior to, the public hearing.
Where You Come In:
August 04, August 25, & September 15, 2022
Dated: Thursday, September 15, 2022
If you challenge the nature of the proposed actions in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the Public Hearing(s) described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City at, or prior to, the Public Hearing. (Govt. Code Sec. 65009).
The City Council may also discuss other items of business at this meeting. The complete meeting agenda and copy of the staff report on the above item will be posted on the city website at www.groverbeach.org. Live broadcasts of City Council meetings may be seen on cable television Channel 20, as well as over the Internet at www.groverbeach.org (click on the icon “Government Access Local Channel 20” and then “Channel 20”).
September 15, 2022
CITY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO
Notice of intent to demolish a single family home and detached garage at 610 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. The public is hereby notified that the City of San Luis Obispo has submitted an application to demolish the buildings. If you have an interest in moving these buildings, please contact Brian Nelson at
Monday,WHEN October 3, 2022 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.
CULTURAL COMMITTEEHERITAGEPUBLICHEARING
County File Number: AMEND2022-00008
Report(s) are typically available six days in advance of the meeting and can be viewed on the City’s website, under the Public Meeting Agendas web page: mayor-and-city-council/agendas-and-minuteshttps://www.slocity.org/government/
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of Grover Beach will conduct a Public Hearing at 6:00 p.m., or soon thereafter, on Monday, September 26, 2022 in City Hall, Council Chambers, 154 South Eighth Street, Grover Beach, CA to consider the following item:
Any member of the public may be heard on the item described in this notice by calling (805) 321-6639 during the meeting or submit written comments to the City Clerk prior to the meeting by mail to: City Clerk’s Office, 154 South Eighth Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433 or by email to gbadmin@groverbeach.org, or by appearing in person at the City Council meeting. If you require special accommodations to participate in the public hearing, please contact the City Clerk’s office at least 48 hours in advance of the meeting by calling (805) 473-4567.
WHAT Hearing to consider a request by Marjorie Hill (AMEND2022-00008) to amend the building envelopes on Parcel 2 of recorded Parcel Map CO 05-0406. The amendment will combine and consolidate the two recorded building envelopes into one building envelope on Parcel 2. The proposed project is within the Rural Lands land use category and is located on Huer Huero Road, approximately 8 miles east of the community of Santa Margarita. The site is in the Las Pilitas Sub Area of the North County Planning Area.
NOTICEPUBLIC
Teresa Purrington, City Clerk City of San Luis Obispo
NOTICE OF HOW AND WHERE TO OBTAIN
Publish: 1x – The New Times on Thurs, September 15, 2022
ADMINISTRATIVE PERMIT PUBLIC HEARING
CONSUMERINDEX
Date Accepted: 07/27/2022
If you have any questions or would like more information regarding the item(s) described in this notice, please contact: the Public Works Department by telephone at (805) 473-4530 or send an e-mail to publicworks@groverbeach.org
Please call the Community Development Department at (805) 781-7170 for more information, or to request an agenda report.
Meetings can be viewed on Channel 20 and are live streamed on the City’s website and on www.slo-span.org. Members of the public may provide public comment during the meeting by calling (805) 321-6639 to provide public comment via phone (the phone line will open just prior to the start of the meeting at 6:00 PM) or written public comments can be submitted via email to gbadmin@ groverbeach.org prior to the Council meeting start time of 6:00 PM.
PLEASE NOTE: Any court challenge to the actions taken on these public hearing items may be limited to considering only those issues raised at the public hearing described in this notice or in written correspondence delivered to the City of San Luis Obispo at, or prior to, the public hearing.
Applications to make minor changes to the properties at the addresses listed below have been received by the City.
Contact Information: Graham Bultema –(805) 781-7111 - gbultema@slocity.org
Ysabel Eighmy, Secretary Subdivision Review Board September 15, 2022
Notice of intent to demolish two residential units located at 633 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. The public is hereby notified that the City of San Luis Obispo has submitted an application to demolish the buildings. If you have an interest in moving this building, please contact Brian Nelson at bnelson@slocity.org
PUBLIC NOTICE
For More Information:
Publish: 1x – The New Times on Thurs, September 15, 2022
WHERE The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.
If you challenge the nature of the proposed action in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the Public Hearing(s) described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City at, or prior to, the Public Hearing (Govt. Code Sec 65009).
The Safety Element contains goals and policies to reduce the potential short and long-term risk of death, injuries, property damage, and economic and social dislocation resulting from fires, floods, droughts, earthquakes, landslides, climate change, and other hazards. A Negative Declaration has been prepared for the project (SCH# 2022080144). The Planning Commission recommends the City Council approve the proposed Negative Declaration and General Plan Amendment.
September 29, 2022 First Pre-Election Campaign Statements (Form 460) (Due for the period covering July 1, 2022 through September 24, 2022)
/s/ Wendi Sims, City Clerk
CITY OF GROVER BEACH NOTICE OF HEARINGPUBLIC
October 27, 2022 Second Pre-Election Campaign Statements (Form 460) (Due for the period covering September 25, 2022 through October 22, 2022
July 2022 PERCENT CHANGE
Post: Grover Beach City Hall on Thurs., September 15, 2022
Teresa Purrington, City Clerk, City of San Luis Obispo
2022SUBJECT:Water Shortage Declaration. The City Council will consider approving a resolution declaring a water shortage condition stage and adopting mandatory water demand reduction measures including penalties for non-compliance. In compliance with the California Environmental Quality act (CEQA), the City of Grover Beach Community Development Department has determined that this action is exempt pursuant to Section 15282(v) of the CEQA Guidelines and California Water Code Section 10652.
Where You Come In:
If submitting written comments in advance of the meeting, please note the agenda item. Written comments will be read out loud during the City Council meeting on the appropriate agenda item subject to the customary 3-minute time limit.
A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Lane Sutherland Project Manager in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.
For further information regarding the CPI%, please contact the CPI Hotline at (415) 625-2270.
COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING
2. 1509 Southwood Dr. HOME-0441-2022; Review of a homestay rental application to allow short-term rental (such as AirBNB) of an owner-occupied single-family residence. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review (CEQA); R-1 Zone; Geri Sandahl, applicant. (Graham Bultema)
The Community Development Director will either approve or deny these applications no sooner than September 26, 2022
Year Ending 1-Month Ending June July July 2022 2022 2022 8.6 7.7 -0.2
Also to be considered is the environmental determination. The Environmental Coordinator finds that the previously adopted (Mitigated) Negative Declaration is adequate for the purposes of compliance with CEQA because no substantial changes are proposed in the project which will require major revision of the previous Negative Declaration, no substantial changes occur with respect to the circumstance under which the project is undertaken which will require major revision of the previous Negative Declaration, and no new information of substantial importance has been identified which was not known at the time that the previous Negative Declaration was adopted.
September 15, 2022
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
_/s/ WENDI B. SIMS, CITY CLERK
General Plan Amendment – 2022 Safety Element Update
PUBLIC HEARING ITEMS:
CITY OF GROVER BEACH NOTICE OF HEARINGPUBLIC
1. 464 Buchon St. Unit A HOME-0404-2022; Review of a homestay rental application to allow short-term rental (such as AirBNB) of an owner-occupied residential unit. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review (CEQA).; R-2 Zone; Amy Nemcik, applicant. (Graham Bultema)
If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of Grover Beach will conduct a Public Hearing at 6:00 p.m., or soon thereafter, in City Hall, on MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2022 in City Hall, Council Chamber, 154 South Eighth Street, Grover Beach, CA to consider the following item:
2. 11 Santa Rosa St. USE-0366-2022; Minor Use Permit to establish and operate a Bar/Tavern (categorically exempt from environmental review); C-C-SF Zone; Mike Gasbarra, applicant. (Walter Oetzell)
Dated: Thursday, September 15, 2022
• Review of a request to designate the property at 1133 Pismo Street as a Master List Resource and include the property in the City’s Inventory of Historic Resources as the “Thomas and May Brecheen House.” This project is categorically exempt from environmental review (CEQA).; Project Address: 1133 Pismo St.; Case #: HIST-0171-2022; Zone: R-2-H; James Papp, applicant.
Post: Grover Beach City Hall on Thurs., September 15, 2022
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The San Luis Obispo Municipal Code Chapter 5.44 entitled “Mobile Home Park Rent Stabilization” requires that the monthly Consumer Price Index (CPI) percentage (%) be published as a basis for establishing rent increases. The monthly space rent in mobile home parks may not be increased more than once each year based on the CPI% change, or 9%, whichever is less. The CPI monthly data for Los Angeles, Long Beach and Anaheim is used for San Luis Obispo.
The City of San Luis Obispo’s Zoning Hearing Officer will hold a public hearing at 2:30 p.m. or later on Monday, September 26, 2022 in Conference Room 1, at 919 Palm Street, to consider the following:
If you have questions or would like more information regarding the item(s) described in this notice, please contact the City Clerk by telephone at (805) 473-4568 or send an e-mail to cityhall@ Meetingsgroverbeach.org.canbe viewed on Channel 20 and are live streamed on the City’s website and on www.slo-span.org. Members of the public may provide public comment during the meeting by calling (805) 321-6639 to provide public comment via phone (the phone line will open just prior to the start of the meeting at 6:00 PM) or written public comments can be submitted via email to gbadmin@groverbeach.org prior to the Council meeting start time of 6:00 PM. If submitting written comments in advance of the meeting, please note the agenda item. Written comments will be read out loud during the City Council meeting on the appropriate agenda item subject to the customary 3-minute time limit.
The City Council may also discuss other hearings or items of business at this meeting. The complete meeting agenda and copy of the staff report on the above item will be posted on the City website at www.groverbeach.org. Live broadcasts of City Council meetings may be seen on cable television Channel 20, as well as over the Internet at www.groverbeach.org (click on the icon “Government Access Local Channel 20” and then “Channel 20”).
The Director’s decision may be appealed, and must be filed with the appropriate appeal fee within 10 days of the Director’s action. For more information, contact the City of San Luis Obispo Community Development Department, 919 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, stop by Monday and Wednesday between 1 p.m. – 4 p.m. and Tuesday and Thursday between 9 a.m. – 12 p.m., or call (805) 781-7170, weekdays, 8 a.m. – 3 p.m. September 15, 2022
January 31, 2023 Semi-Annual Campaign Statements (Form 460) (Due for the period covering October 22, 2022 through December 31, 2022)
Any member of the public may appear at the meeting or call (805) 321-6639 during the meeting and be heard on the item(s) described in this notice or submit written comments prior to the meeting by personal delivery or mail to: Community Development Department, 154 South Eighth Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433 or by email to commdev@groverbeach.org. If you require special accommodations to participate in the public hearing, please contact the City Clerk’s office at least 48 hours in advance of the meeting by calling (805) 473-4567.
ADMINISTRATIVESTATEMENTSCAMPAIGNACTIONS
For More Information:
Pursuant to Section 2.40.060 of the San Luis Obispo Municipal Code, campaign statements for the General Municipal Election of November 8, 2022 are made available to the public on the City’s website at www.slocity.org/government/municipal-elections and at the City Clerk’s Office, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo during normal working hours, Monday through Thursday, 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. and Friday by appointment only; to make an appointment, call (805) 781-7100 or email cityclerk@slocity.org
September 15, 2022
1. 1629 Garden St. DIR-0129-2022; Request for approval of a Creek Setback Exception to allow portions of an Accessory Dwelling Unit and deck to encroach up to 10½ feet into the required Creek Setback, occupying about 157 square feet (19.6 %) of the 800 square-foot Creek Setback area; reduction of a portion of the Side Setback from the standard five feet to three feet, to accommodate a single-story garage (about 34 feet wide); and reduction of the Front Setback from the standard 20 feet to 11 feet, to accommodate a single-family dwelling (about 32 feet wide) (categorically exempt from environmental review); R-2 Zone; Dale Ginder, applicant. (Walter Oetzell)
D. Address: 2733 Barcelona Applicant: Barcelona Point LLC Project No.: P22-000020
(April 20-May 20): I will remind you about a potential superpower that is your birthright to develop: You can help people to act in service to the deepest truths and strongest love. You can even teach them how to do it. Have you been ripening this talent in 2022? Have you been bringing it more to the forefront of your relationships? I hope so. The coming months will stir you to go further than ever before in expressing this gift. For best results, take a vow to nurture the deepest truths and strongest love in all your thoughts and dealings with others.
This District has 60 days from the date the Board is notified of the vacancy or the effective date of the vacancy, whichever is later, to fill the vacancy by appointment or to call a special election. This notice shall be posted for 15 days in 3 or more conspicuous places in the District from:
E. Address: 2737 Barcelona Applicant: Barcelona Point LLC Project No.: P22-000023
September 15, 22, 2022
Environmental Review
You have a right to comment on this project and its effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to participate in the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed project. Emailed comments may be submitted to planningcommission@pismobeach.org; staff cannot guarantee that emailed comments submitted after the start of the meeting will be given full consideration before action is taken. Written comments may be delivered or mailed to the Community Development Department / Planning Division Office at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, prior to the meeting, or hand-delivered during the meeting no later than the comment period for this item. Oral comment may be provided prior to the meeting by calling 805-773-7005 and leaving a voice message. Please state and spell your name and identify your item of interest. Oral comment may also be made during the meeting, either by joining the virtual meeting using the link provided on the agenda document, or by attending the meeting in person in the Council Chamber at City Hall. Please refer to the agenda for this meeting for specific instructions for participation
GEMINI
Description: New 48 square-foot roof-mounted neon sign on an existing commercial building. The project site is located at 750 Price Street within the Downtown (K) Planning Area and the C-1 (Retail Commercial, 1983 Code) Zoning District. The project is within the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 005-077-018.
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) it has been determined that the project is categorically exempt pursuant to Section 15301(a) of the CEQA Guidelines regarding minor exterior alterations to existing structures. (Categorical Exemption No. 2022-016).
C. Address: 2731 Barcelona Applicant: Barcelona Point LLC Project No.: P22-000018
VIRGO
Applications are due by October 3, 2022.
- Bid packages under Bids & Proposals. Questions may be addressed to Hai Nguyen, Project Manager, at 805-7817108 or Septemberhnguyen@slocity.org.15,2022
A. Address: 590 Dolliver Street
Interested persons are hereby notified that, pursuant to Government Code §1780, there is a vacancy on the California Valley Community Services District Board of Directors to be filled for a term starting December 5, 2022, and expiring December 5, 2026.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): According to Libran poet T. S. Eliot, “What
PUBLICNOTICEHEARING
(July 23-Aug. 22): Please promise me you will respect and revere your glorious star power in the coming weeks. I feel it’s important, both to you and those whose lives you touch, that you exalt and exult in your access to your magnificence. For everyone’s benefit, you should play freely with the art of being majestic and regal and sovereign. To do this right, you must refrain from indulging in trivial wishes, passing fancies, and minor attractions. You must give yourself to what’s stellar. You must serve your holiest longings, your riveting dreams, and your thrilling hopes.
CANCER
SAGITTARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Aquarian author Richard Ford has advice for writers: “Find what causes a commotion in your heart. Find a way to write about that.” I will amend his counsel to apply to all of you non-writers, as well. By my reckoning, the coming weeks will be prime time to be gleefully honest as you identify what causes commotions in your heart. Why should you do that? Because it will lead you to the good decisions you need to make in the coming months. As you attend to this holy homework, I suggest you direct the following invitation to the universe: “Beguile me, mystify me, delight me, fascinate me, and rouse me to feel deep, delicious feelings.”
Government Code § 1780
If you challenge the action taken on this item in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing.
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Sometimes serendipity is just intention unmasked,” said Sagittarian author Elizabeth Berg. I suspect her theory will be true for you in the coming weeks. You have done an adroit job of formulating your intentions and collecting the information you need to carry out your intentions. What may be best now is to relax your focus as you make room for life to respond to your diligent preparations. “I’m a great believer in luck,” said my Uncle Ned. “I’ve found that the harder I work, the more luck I have.” He was correct, but it’s also true that luck sometimes surges your way when you’ve taken a break from your hard work.
The Contractor must possess a valid Class A Contractor’s License at the time of the bid opening. Every bid must be accompanied by a certified check/cashier’s check or bidder’s bond for 10% of the bid amount, payable to the City of San Luis Obispo.
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) it has been determined that the project is categorically exempt pursuant to Section 15303 of the CEQA Guidelines regarding construction of a single-family residence. (Categorical Exemption No. 2022-017).
Environmental Review
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’s impossible to be perfect. It’s neither healthy nor productive to obsess on perfectionism. You know these things. You understand you can’t afford to get bogged down in overthinking and overreaching and overpolishing. And when you are at your best, you sublimate such manic urges. You transform them into the elegant intention to clarify and refine and refresh. With grace and care, you express useful beauty instead of aiming for hyper-immaculate precision. I believe that in the coming weeks, dear Virgo, you will be a master of these services—skilled at performing them for yourself and others.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT the City of San Luis Obispo will receive bids by mail for the “Walnut and Morro Storm Drain Repair, Spec. No. 90742-04” at the Public Works Administration Office located at 919 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 until, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 06, 2022, at 11:00 A.M., when they will be publicly opened Bids received after said time will not be considered. Bids shall be submitted in a sealed envelope plainly marked with the project title, contractor name, address, and specification number.
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) it has been determined that the project is categorically exempt pursuant to Section 15301(a) of the CEQA Guidelines regarding minor exterior alterations to existing structures. (Categorical Exemption No. 2022-015).
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Now and then, you slip into phases when you’re poised on the brink of either self-damage or selfdiscovery. You wobble and lurch on the borderline where self-undoing vies with self-creation. Whenever this situation arises, here are key questions to ask yourself: Is there a strategy you can implement to ensure that you glide into self-discovery and self-creation? Is there a homing thought that will lure you away from the perverse temptations of selfdamage and self-undoing? The answers to these queries are always yes—if you regard love as your top priority and if you serve the cause of love over every other consideration.
Staff reports, plans and other information related to this project are available for public review from the Planning Division Office, by emailing the Planning Division at planning@pismobeach.org. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Friday before the meeting and may be obtained upon request by mail or by visiting www.pismobeach.org/agenda. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) it has been determined that the project is categorically exempt pursuant to Section 15303 of the CEQA Guidelines regarding construction of a single-family residence. (Categorical Exemption No. 2022-019).
SCORPIO
(Feb. 19-March 20): “I am lonely, yet not everybody will do,” observed Piscean author Anaïs Nin. “Some people fill the gaps, and others emphasize my loneliness,” she concluded. According to my reading of the astrological omens, Pisces, it’s your task right now to identify which people intensify your loneliness and which really do fill the gaps. And then devote yourself with extra care to cultivating your connections with the gap-fillers. Loneliness is sometimes a good thing—a state that helps you renew and deepen your communion with your deep self. But I don’t belief that’s your assignment these days. Instead, you’ll be wise to experience intimacy that enriches your sense of feeling at home in the world. You’ll thrive by consorting with allies who sweeten your love of life. ∆
TAURUS
AQUARIUS
Applicant: Milk T Society Project No.: P22-000086
Thursday September 29, 2022
Applicant: Me-n-Ed’s Pizza Parlor and Craft House Project No.: P22-000005
LEO
Thursday September 15, 2022 –
Details about ways to participate in this hearing will be provided on the agenda posted for the meeting online at pismobeach.org/ agenda, and on the bulletin board at City Hall. The agenda will be posted no later than Friday, September 23, 2022.
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Environmental Review
Description: Construction of a new 3,020 square-foot two-story single-family residence on a vacant lot. The project site is located at 2737 Barcelona within the Freeway Foothills (Q) Planning Area and the PR (Planned Residential, 1983 Code) Zoning District. The project is within the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 010-043-016.
(March 21-April 19): My reader Monica Ballard has this advice for you Aries folks: “If you don’t vividly ask for and eagerly welcome the gifts the Universe has in store for you, you may have to settle for trinkets and baubles. So never settle.” That’s always useful counsel for you Rams. And in the coming weeks, you will be wise to heed it with extra intensity. Here’s a good metaphor to spur you on: Don’t fill up on junk snacks or glitzy hors d’oeuvres. Instead, hold out for gourmet feasts featuring healthy, delectable entrées.
Applications are available at: California Valley Community Services District Office 13080 Soda Lake Road, California Valley, CA 93453. Phone: (805)475-2211
Description: Construction of a new 2,355 square-foot two-story single-family residence on a vacant lot. The project site is located at 2731 Barcelona within the Freeway Foothills (Q) Planning Area and the PR (Planned Residential, 1983 Code) Zoning District. The project is within the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 010-043-003.
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CAPRICORN
WALNUT AND MORRO STORM DRAIN REPAIR SPEC. NO. 90742-04
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Tips to get the most out of the next six weeks: 1. Be the cautiously optimistic voice of reason. Be the methodical motivator who prods and inspires. Organize as you uplift. Encourage others as you build efficiency. 2. Don’t take other people’s apparent stupidity or rudeness as personal affronts. Try to understand how the suffering they have endured may have led to their behavior. 3. Be your own father. Guide yourself as a wise and benevolent male elder would. 4. Seek new ways to experience euphoria and enchantment, with an emphasis on what pleasures will also make you healthier.
B. Address: 750 Price Street
Description: New painted mural on the wall of an existing commercial building. The project site is located at 590 Dolliver Street within the Downtown (K) Planning Area and the C-1 (Retail Commercial, 1983 Code) Zoning District. The project is within the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 005-133-013.
Megan Martin, Planning Manager September 15, 2022
PISCES
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Description: Construction of a new 2,253 square-foot two-story single-family residence on a vacant lot. The project site is located at 2733 Barcelona within the Freeway Foothills (Q) Planning Area and the PR (Planned Residential, 1983 Code) Zoning District. The project is within the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 010-043-004.
For further information, please contact Megan Martin, Planning Manager, at mmartin@pismobeach.org or 805-773-4658.
(May 21-June 20): Your mind is sometimes a lush and beautiful maze that you get lost in. Is that a problem? Now and then it is, yes. But just as often, it’s an entertaining blessing. As you wander around amidst the lavish finery, not quite sure of where you are or where you’re going, you often make discoveries that rouse your half-dormant potentials. You luckily stumble into unforeseen insights you didn’t realize you needed to know. I believe the description I just articulated fits your current ramble through the amazing maze. My advice: Don’t be in a mad rush to escape. Allow this dizzying but dazzling expedition to offer you all its rich teachings.
Email: Karina@californiavalley.org.
for the week of Sept. 15
Notice of Vacancy
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, September 27, 2022, at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach Planning Commission will hold a public hearing in the Council Chamber at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, for the following purpose:
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Environmental Review
we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from.” Those are your guiding thoughts for the coming days, Libra. You’re almost ready to start fresh; you’re on the verge of being able to start planning your launch date or grand opening. Now all you have to do is create a big crisp emptiness where the next phase will have plenty of room to germinate. The best way to do that is to finish the old process as completely as possible.
PUBLIC HEARING AGENDA:
(June 21-July 22): “Poetry is a life-cherishing force,” said Pulitzer Prize-winner Mary Oliver, who published 33 volumes of poetry and read hundreds of other poets. Her statement isn’t true for everyone, of course. To reach the point where reading poetry provides our souls with nourishment, we may have to work hard to learn how to appreciate it. Some of us don’t have the leisure or temperament to do so. In any case, Cancerian, what are your life-cherishing forces? What influences inspire you to know and feel all that’s most precious about your time on earth? Now would be an excellent time to ruminate on those treasures—and take steps to nurture them with tender ingenuity.
PLEASE NOTE:
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) it has been determined that the project is categorically exempt pursuant to Section 15303 of the CEQA Guidelines regarding construction of a single-family residence. (Categorical Exemption No. 2022-018).
