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May 16 - MAY 23, 2019 VOLUME 33, NUMBER 43
Editor’s note
This week cover On the lookout for condors ............ 10
news Water board names TCE culprit.......8 San Luis Coastal aims for more dual immersion .......................9
opinion A response to the Laetitia lawsuit ................................ 14
arts LITERATURE: Anyone Can Be President ...................................36 STAGE: PCPA guides you through love and murder ...............38
flavor FOOD: Taco Temple’s dessert .......44 cover photo courtesy of U.S. Fish and Wildlife cover design by Alex Zuniga
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eading into its 22nd year, Hi Mountain Condor Lookout is preparing for another summer of condor tracking. Through volunteers and Cal Poly student interns, the lookout has served as a radio-telemetry site for monitoring the giant scavengers since at least 1996. The lookout serves as a strategic location IN RECOVERY Condor No 568 for tracking the birds, which have come a long is one of seven way since the population’s low of 22 condors in the endangered California wild. There are now more than 400 birds flying condors that the lonely skies. For this week’s cover story, I roosted at Blue Ridge National speak with biologists, conservation enthusiasts, Wildlife Refuge and the university about condors and the lookout in the summer of 2017, something [10]. that hasn’t happened in But wait, you can also read about where the almost 40 years. water quality control board believes the TCE plume started [8] ; San Luis Coastal’s plans to possibly start a second dual-immersion (two languages) school [9]; David Vienna’s take on the last presidential election and how anyone can get elected these days [36] ; A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder at PCPA [38] ; and the amazingly delicious carrot cake at Taco Temple in SLO [44].
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News ............................. 4 Viewer Discretion........... 6 Strokes ......................... 12
Starkey......................... 28 Live music listings........ 28
opinion Hodin ............................ 14 This Modern World ....... 14 Letters .......................... 15 Rhetoric & Reason ....... 16 Sound off ...................... 16 Shredder ....................... 17
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art Artifacts ....................... 36 Split Screen.................. 39 Reviews and Times ..... 39 Get Out ........................ 43
the rest Classifieds.................... 48 Real Estate .................. 48 Brezsny’s Astrology..... 55
Events calendar Hot Dates ..................... 18 Special Events .............. 18 Arts ............................... 18 Culture & Lifestyle ....... 23 Food & Drink ................27 Music ........................... 28
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