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Chick Flicks B Y TR AYSON THOMPSON
Heard in the
Halls “You can’t stab a foot when there’s a leg attached.” “In 2018 I’ve developed a love for brown things.” “What about the Jesus fish?” “My eyebrows just are really concerned this morning.” “I’m sorry my face is not face enough for you.” ”I rode through hail on my bike, and it was not a pleasant experience.” “You just run around with a decapitated tail, whipping it around your head as it squirts blood.” ”I am not gonna lie, sometimes I feel the need to drop kick a kitten.”
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1. “Collide with destiny.” 4. “You have to love something before you hate it.” 5. “Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.” 7. “We’ve never actually spoken, but I know someday we will.” 9. “A cop. A waitress. A lottery ticket.” 12. “Behind every love is a great story.” 16. “Two weeks together, that’s all it took.” 20. “You can always tell what kind of a person a man really is by the earring he gives you.” 23. “Those who can’t wed, plan.” 27. “Five good reasons to stay single.” 29. “Lose your heart and come to your senses.” 31. “I love you... most ardently.” 33. “Both are trying to lose each other.” 34. “I still wake up in the morning and the first thing I want to see is your face.” 35. “I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved and I’m armed. Don’t mess with me.” 36. “At odds in life... in love online.” 37. “You had me at hello.” 38. “Love actually is all around.”
1. “Laugh. Cry. Share the pants.” 2. “As you wish.” 3. “Sometimes at night I stick my face in the fire.” 4. “But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.” 6. “He’s a boy and he’s alive. What’s there to hate?” 8. “Having to win over the girl of your dreams... ev ery friggin’ day.” 10. “He doesn’t a know what a woman is.” 11. “In a world that told them how to think, she showed them how to live.” 13. “It all comes down to who’s by your side.” 14. “You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!” 15. “Love is here to stay... so is her family.” 17. “Finding your hear and losing your head.” 18. “It’s called the bend and snap.” 19. “You fried the whole village, idiot!” 21. “It’s easier to be killed by a terrorist than it is to find a husband.” 22. “Trying to fit in. Born to stand out.” 24. “I want the fairytale.” 25. MamaMia 26. “Nice boys don’t kiss like that.” 28. “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.” 30. “It’s what goes on when the lights go off.” 32. “I thought this was a party. LET’S DANCE!”
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