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Based on How Much He Respects Women To quote Pitbull’s hit 2013 track Late Night: “I don’t got time to deal with the nonsense.” Oh but Monsieur Pitbull, we have time for you. So much time, actually. You know, not everyone can appreciate the sweet rhymes of Mr. Worldwide, but we here at Nonsense see the true legend: a man who respects women! With so much respect dripping from every lyric, it can be tough to figure out which Mr. Worldwide songs respect women the most. Worry no longer! Here are the top lyrics that show Mr. Worldwide’s inspirational respect for the ladies! 1. “This is for my singles ladies and single mothers Raising babies working hard I know the feeling, I used to live it My mother worked 2 to 3 jobs That’s what this song is dedicated To all the women out there motivated Always finding ways to make ends meet women out All my there innovative You name the game, and they’ve played it They’ve heard all the stories, so save it All my women with power meet me at happy hour Let’s celebrate” In this song, Pitbull’s “Drinks for You (Ladies Anthem),” Mr. Worldwide really demonstrates his empathy for the female community. It’s great to listen to Pitbull show his love for women in this track. He even says he has lived the female struggle while his mom was working three jobs. If there’s one thing that represents women, it’s watching other women work 3+ jobs

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just to get by. Anyway, thanks Mr. Worldwide for dedicating this boppin’ track to all the ladies out there. 2. “Perform for a princess But tonight, I can make you my queen And make love to you endless (give me everything)” This song, Pitbull’s wildly popular “Give Me Everything,” demonstrates Mr. Worldwide’s incredible ability to understand the female mindset! It’s truly admirable how he understands that in royalty, a woman advances from a princess to a queen. And he calls sex ‘making love.’ That’s so kind/classy. Thank you so much, Pitbull, for putting forth such an effort to treat women like royalty and not objects! 3. “Hey mama, hey mama, hey mama, hey ma’ I need you Hey, mama hey mama, hey mama, hey ma’ (hey ma)” After reading these inspirational lyrics, I don’t know how anyone could possibly think that Mr. Worldwide doesn’t respect women. It’s basically impossible! I mean, these lyrics artfully show Pitbull’s extreme appreciation for his mother, and by extension, women everywhere. He even goes so far as to say ‘I need you.’ Something about that make all of us feel very comfortable, and I don’t think there’s a person among us who didn’t shed a tear! 4. “The bigger they are, the harder they fall This biggity boy’s a diggity dog I have ‘em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off Twerking in their bras and thongs, timber Face down, booty up, timber That’s the way we like

the what, timber I’m slicker than an oil spill She say she won’t, but I bet she will, timber” Clean up on aisle 7 because Pitbull just removed my mind from my brain! I had no clue a man could respect women and their qualities this much. He even shows in this song that he knows the name of a woman. How great is that! And he knows that women do sometimes wear bras and thongs, and that women can work in the lumber industry, which are two ideas most men won’t put in a hit song. Call your grandma out of retirement, folks, because Pitbull just destroyed sexism in the workplace! 5. “Gender is a prison Don’t let the weight of the patriarchy Keep you from fighting against The systematic oppression of women and non-binary people Particularly women and nonbinary people of color” Okay, YEAH, Pitbull just snapped. There’s officially no one who’s done more for women than Mr. Worldwide: he’s written songs about them, he’s written other songs about them, he’s had sex with them, he’s written songs about having sex with them. It’s 2018, people! Sex is feminism. Gay sex, lesbian sex, straight sex, no sex. It’s all feminism! By having sex with so many women, Pitbull has empowered so many women to be who they were meant to be, which is the people who have sex with Pitbull, the “musician.” He’s a modern day hero, and we should all address him as such after he has sex with us. 6. “Caperucita Roja, a donde tu va? Pa lavante la thcu tchu tchu tcha Wow como ha cambiado este cuento Pero me gusta” Now I don’t speak Spanish, but I think he’s talking about washing vaginas. You know who else washes vaginas, don’t you? That’s right: women. And you know why so many women need their vagina washed, don’t you? Yep. It’s Mr. 305, baby.

Where in the World Is Nonsense Humor?  

Where are we? Who knows! Find out!

Where in the World Is Nonsense Humor?  

Where are we? Who knows! Find out!

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