Buses vs. Limousines 2016 was supposed to be the year we finally got some answers; God knows we came into it with enough questions! "Will the city of Chicago ever see a winning Cubs team?” (As it turns out, yes). "Should the city of Cleveland just burn to the ground and start fresh?” (As has always been true, yes).
"Will the city of Flint ever have clean water?” (Uh.)
It seems that for all those questions that were answered, even more puzzles, conundrums, and points of contention came flying out of the woodwork. I think by now you know where we're going with this, so let's just get it all out there in order to start 2017 off on the right foot. We need to figure out once and for all which is better: Buses or Limousines?
Buses Sturdy, powerful, stout, uncouth; often yellow, sometimes not. A distinct look that says, "Crawl inside me, filthy children, but don't stand up! I have no leg room, not even for you! I have no seat belts! I have no guard rails!” Limousines Long, slender, sleek, hushed; often either black or white, sometimes pink if girl or gay. Tinted windows; mysteries inside. A shrewd design; phallic yet flat. Buses Top speed of 87 MPH (source: 1994 thriller Speed starring Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock). Limousines Top speed of 104 MPH (source: Uncle Rodney). 4