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Dear Editor, Lately, I’ve been hearing a lot in the news about this “PC” debate. My son recently came up to me and asked me, “Hey Dad, Mac or PC?” At first, I didn’t know how to answer this question, but I thought about it for a while and here’s what I’ve got. I’ve never used a Mac, you know? I grew up with a PC. I’ve been using PCs long before my son and probably most of your readers were born. I know and I trust the PC community. If I’ve never found anything wrong with PCs, why bother switching to a Mac? It’d just come with so much more trouble. It’s a whole new thing I’d have to go and learn! I don’t have
Dear Editor, Yesterday, someone asked if I was PC. Of course I fucking am. Do you think I would ever associate with those console peasants? THOSE peasants think that it’s acceptable to play games below 60 fps. THOSE peasants that think that console exclusives are enough to give up your religious freedom and bind yourself to a shitty, underdeveloped computer. Can you believe that people are still buying consoles in 2016? We live in a PC culture and everyone should subscribe. Everyone’s got a right to not be a fucking casual. A right to open up
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time to be learning new things. My time is limited enough as it is. PCs are reliable, and a lot of people use them. Have you seen how many people own PCs? We can never be too PC. They even come with Microsoft Office and who DOESN’T use Microsoft Office?? Whenever I walk into a Starbucks with my 15 year old daughter, I always see the young millennials using Macs. I walk in, clutching my PC to my chest, and they stare at me. Why can’t they just accept us PC users for who we are? I’ll admit, the Mac is probably a better computer for fun things, but for work, like I am obligated to do to every day, the PC is the way to go for me. For
all those millennials, I’d like to raise a question: Can I trust Apple to make a quality computer? The system looks weird, it doesn’t navigate well, AND their head isn’t Bill Gates. Apple can make a pretty decent smart phone, but for computers? Blasphemy. Bill Gates is a great man, and I most definitely think he makes a great computer, and I just wish the Mac community would value my opinion and stop harassing me whenever I enter a Starbucks.
their Steam library and see thousands of games at their disposal. Why would you ever want to get up to go to that video game store again? Who wants to run into that annoying little shit trying to get his mother to buy him an M-rated game? It’s called mature for a reason, squeaker.
pesky ring of red death bullshit that consoles tend to have. Every console I’ve ever owned has gone up in flames after being on for 49 hours straight. My PC hasn’t even crashed since I bought it last month. Consoles are just shittier. It’s like taking the meat off a fucking hamburger. It’s inferior, just like anybody who can’t afford a gaming PC. If you don’t have a PC you’re not a fucking gamer, you’re a filthy casual and you need to git gud. Women. Sex. Computers. GET IT????
Peasants will always try to tell you that a good PC will cost you too much. I’ve got a rig with two GeForce GTX 780’s just for $1,800. Quit being fucking poor. And that’ll last you four years too. I got 16 gigs on this rig and I haven’t had a game crash. Ever. Do you know what I’m saying? And none of that
Thanks for listening. Sincerely,
Robert, just your typical father.
1v1 me scrub,
Gerge Bushk