A s e re Cowards i b Ba By AJ Leal
I know this probably won’t be PC or whatever but I think it’s time I finally get to speak my mind. I’ll be the first one brave enough to say what’s on everyone’s minds… ALL babies are COWARDS. Exhibit A Look at this fucking idiot. If danger
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were to ever present itself in front of this baby, it would be so confused and afraid. Nowhere within this pre-human would there be even so much as a sliver of initiative to defend itself or face challenges head on. Think about it, how many babies out there have performed acts of supererogation? They literally don’t know the meaning of the word! Read a fucking book sometime, baby! Have you ever known a baby to boldly face fear or danger in a purely utilitarian way? They’re just so dumb and stupid.
Look at how unsuspecting this baby is. It’s visual indifference just screams: “I would run away from battle!” Ridiculous. Not to mention positively un-American. I don’t care if it’s politically correct or not to post my opinions here; someone had to say it.
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Ugh. You can’t honestly stand there and tell me that this baby knows how to take commands and serve any sort of civic duty. Countless MEN and WOMEN out there are risking their lives to defend this country and this fucking baby constantly just shits their pants. I bet it would get all triggered if I were to just up and shout in it’s face. It just isn’t fair. These babies can go back to their safe spaces like the COWARDS they are, while REAL soldiers prove themselves on a minute to minute basis. Cops serve and protect, firemen save, ambulance men play God, and babies just take up valuable time that could be spent doing something more important than just whining all the time. That’s my horse and I’m sticking to it. Shit, that just reminded me about horses and don’t even get me started on animals, they’re all just dumb, stupid, idiots. This is why I believe that babies should not have a minimum wage. Fuck off, millennials. This is Serendipitous Sal, over ‘n out.
Exhibit C