The "PC" Issue

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Prime Content Known to the Italians or maybe the Spanish as “Primo Contento” This is the stuff that makes me wish my dick would just fall off… well it’s a bit too late for that anyway. This is the basis for all human life; it can be exchanged for goods and services. It’s also the middle of the pack. Kind of like a wolf except animals are fucking idiots.

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I PISS! If any form of media could cuck your wife, this would be the one. Chicago said it best: Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena You’d think it was the fourth of July Truly timeless.

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Hey if you see my dad, gimme a ring. Finally we get to that sweet, sweet PC. Premium content is the cream of the cock crop-top cock crop.Yes. It’s kind of like kosher except not at all. Mommy?? Doesn’t get much better than this. Suffice to say, this is the thread of dreams and Ponce DeLeon’s wishy washy water-spout you wish you could have located years ago. I think I’m fresh out of jokes now so I’ll let the content speak for itself.

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Outro; you probably learned something. About ass Growlithes. Cause I sure as hell didn’t. Years later I’m still suffering from skrillex-cell anemia and I don’t remember if I have a home or not. Anyway, happy new year. Tell saxophone stan I love him?

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The bathroom for people that need to have a really good cry, and for one person to come in and gently wrap their knuckles on the door. Kids these days are so sensitive. Back in my day if we wanted to cry in the bathroom we had to shit hard to cover the noise.

The tentacles—oh god the tentacles! Okay, so the Japanese thing really took off in a big way, and with all the nuclear fallout remaining after our conflict with South Djibouti, we all basically have tentacles now. It would be foolish to not include them, at this point, really. Some people miss the old signs—a sobering reminder that we are not to play God.

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2056 Just Two Dogs Fucking. Whoa, they were totally right. It really was a slippery slope. Whodathunkit? Also we all live forever now, so who gives a shit.

Mankind has long since given up on the corporeal form. There are no genders, only the cloud. The physical cloud of vapor that consists of all “life”. No one goes peepee or poopoo anymore, so I’m not even quite sure why this exists. Your ex-cloud still needs a place to tell your main cloud how much you suck though.

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