Will someone turn that goddamn thing
off?
My Step-Dad, Tucker Asks me to call him Dad (No thanks, Tuck)
Real Life Demon, Beelzebub Love NPR
Identifies as ‘socially liberal but fiscally conservative’
Don’t understand memes
Calls me sport
Will sometimes be kneeling completely naked on the floor of my room when I wake up at night
Makes family group chats over text Has never fucked my mom
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by Lizzie Frank
Carb free right now
Love Arizona iced tea
Asks me to call him Bubba if I’m cool with that Told me mortal politics are a waste of time and that in Hell, “bitches get what they deserve” Kills for sport
Just uses Facebook Messenger like a normal person Has fucked my mom but was respectful about it