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DYSTOPIAN PEGGING SOCIETY!
Journal Entry #47 March 6, 2017 My asshole is quivering. For the past month and a half, President Clinton and her feminists have been in office, and straight men across the country have never had it worse. I mean, these women did stop the wars across the world, and the wage gap is gone, but when it comes to men, life is insufferable. My wife pegged me again last night. I knew it was coming, but I am always surprised by her forcefulness. As I mentioned in earlier entries, because of Hillary Clinton, our “Khaleesi”, sex involving penises has been outlawed. The only acceptable way now is to peg. From the day she was inaugurated, Hillary was already plotting her takeover. Right after she sweared on the bible, she proceeded to chop off Bill Clinton’s penis, and throw it at Monika Lewinsky, screaming “since you wanted it so badly, bitch!” Ever since then, the world realized how different a Hillary presidency would be. Now, if any man is caught using his “tally whacker” he will be arrested by The Clinton Organization On Creating Humanity, or COOCH, and pegged by a spiked dildo covered in sriracha sauce. Now that men are the inferior sex, most of us are forced to be locked up all
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day. Throughout the day, all I hear is the constant looping of “Fight Song” by Rachel Platten until my screams sound it out. Men aren’t allowed to work now that we allowed a female to rule our country, which meant I didn’t have a reason to ever be let out. I had to escape. Two days ago, during our usual pegging at 9:45, I was able to sneak my hand into her pants which she was still wearing to retrieve the keys to the door. After she was finished using my body, she left to force our children to read “Mein Weiblich Kampf ”, or “My Female Struggle” by Hillary Clinton. I used their cries as a distraction to sneak out and find a safe place to protect my anal cavity. Unfortunately, there was nothing. I slept alone in the woods that night. The next day, I walked around town, hoping to find another man who could shelter me. The women I passed on the sidewalk called out demeaning comments about my appearance, especially my “curvy delicious ass cake”. One elderly woman said “Nice ass! Would love to stick my fake penis in there!” I was horrified. As I continued to walk, I noticed the police officers, all of them being burly women, following me. Being a man outside of his woman’s home was frowned upon, and illegal in certain parts of the country. As the large women, all of them with short dirty blond pixie haircuts, began to
increase their speed, I decided the run. They ran after me, and because of my still recovering asshole, I was too slow to escape. I felt a blunt force object to the back of my head, causing me to fall. When I turned around, I saw all the women, raising their ribbed dildos in a menacing way. One of them began reading my rights to me, which are now just the lyrics to “Flawless” by Beyoncé. Then everything went black. I woke up chained in my room, dildo already in ass. I began to cry. I don’t deserve this. Back when the men were in power, I would always compliment women, even when they wouldn’t suck my dick. I was still nice to them. If only Trump won, I could still be sitting in my man cave, reading Barstool Sports, and cheating with Jessica from Accounting. But now I’m in the Pegging Palace, having a barstool shoved up my ass by my wife and Jessica at the same time. The worst part of it is, that the pegging has become so routine. As much as it hurts me, sometimes I begin to crave the feeling of plastic in my ass. Maybe this is what Hillary wanted: to control us through our assholes. Maybe one day we will find a savior to free us all from the Anal Dungeon where we’ve been trapped. However, right now it is 9:43 PM, I’m on the bed, ass out and waiting, for what I deserve.