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Haha lol rofl lmao Hi guys just basically gonna tell u what i think about the response u got from the person complaining about ma m8s being in the busted pics all da tym!!!! um hello it called who cares???? it is not her fault or her m8s fault for that matter that they are really energentic and can loook good in nething that they dress up in, if you got a problem like da editor said takes some photos and get ur arse into the busted it aint dat hard aye!!!! neways enough complaining and will keep seeing ma kewl as m8s in da nexus till u appear sincerely The Camera girl :)
Context-free quote from a letter we didn’t have room to print The poke function on facebook was obviously invented by someone whose sister and mum hadn’t joined yet.
Show us your muffins Lately on campus we have noticed the number of males wearing seam-splittingly tight female jeans. For those of you that are yet to experience the sight of a male heading in your direction, wearing the same pants as you, open your eyes as they appear to be multiplying as the weather gets colder. First and foremost, it makes one feel uneasy to look up from their study notes to see a male counterpart wearing exactly the same jeans that you are wearing at that moment. These jeans are infact made for the womanly figure which in most cases involves gentle curves and a slightly more voluptuous behind. Therefore, when wearing these jeans boys, you may notice you do not aptly fill in the back region of the pants, and this is because you are wearing female jeans … dumbass! Next, we feel that some things must be left to the imagination (and I know first year females are just as bad in this category of dress). Nobody really wants to see which side your genitals are hanging on. You may be unaware of this but females do have internal reproductive organs and yours are external, meaning that these jeans are not designed for you Maybe now is a good time to invest in a pair of men’s jeans that allow space for your bits and bobs (it really is more simple than changing from your regular toothpaste to sensodyne). Finally, when wearing a size XXL shirt, you may think you are, but you most definitely are not hiding the fact that your jeans came from Supre. This is a shop for teeny boppers and first years, therefore you are not doing yourself any favours. And, when wearing the baggy shirt-tight jeans combination you just draw attention to the fact that you cannot dress yourself! We respect the fact that clothing is a personal statement, that what you wear portrays who you really are, but realistically, what you are showing us is your genitals and whether they are hanging to the left or the right. By S and R
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DONE, SAYS BHFULU This is a respectful request 2 l0rd bfulu 2 bring bak the puzzle pages. If I have 2 sit thru Monday morning without Sudoku again. Heads will fucking roll.
God you’re funny #2
I’ve written a nice poem 4 u. Twinkle twinkle little star.You should know what you are.& once you know what you are.A mental hospital ain’t that far
and logical. If you want debate and response, play the devil’s advocate.
No, he’s not. Good luck with the gimps. Is kirril the Russian 4m kamo intermediate? Plus, an available males…I need a bf…gimps need not apply. – bree
You got the first two the wrong way around Muse < RADIOHEAD < coldplay hahahahahaha\
Serving Odette Ackermann is my serving of Vitamin C
Drop them off at reception? Josh you bastard! You’re never around you twat! I have nexus type things for you!
Care taken Re: caring rant. I care, but the articles you publish (that interest me) are well worded
Death threat for talking Word out to the group of girls in HDOC100 who insist on talking loudly and continually ever single lecture. We (every poor bastard who has to listen to your shit) have had enough. If you don’t stop with tha jibber jabber and making everyone’s life hell (including the lecturer and that’s just fuckin rude) were going to push u down the L.2 stairs. I’m paying hundreds of bucks to listen to your airhead
We’ll provide the Text of the Week writer with a fix of New Zealand’s freshest and bestest Gravity Coffee! All you have to do is text in with something worth wasting words on problems…Fuck NO! This is the 1st and last warning!
Mo’ Mo. Dear Morgan de Groot: read yr column. Mention of Christain diety in NZ anthem now irrelevant to current society, blah blah. That aside, “Christmas songs rife with religious references”-WHAT? Songs abt a RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY shd surely NEVER refer bk to the religion from which it derives, well, ‘th reason for th season’ that’s just crazy talk. Much love, Mo.
I’m sure you know what you’re talking about
Re: Not your Buddylink – Dear Logan, get a fucking job like everyone else u lazy, whining fuck. 17