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“So we will become the stomping ground for two giants who would rob us of our democracy in the name of freedom of speech.” —See page 7 “The education Salad Boy received in that one crazy all-nighter south of the border outstripped anything on the curriculum at his Catholic high school.” —See page 6

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Majority Rules? Not when it comes to measuring gender differences By Renée K. Gadoua Editor’s note: Voices is a weekly column that provides a platform for Central New Yorkers to comment about the issues of the day. If you’d like to submit a column, email Larry Dietrich at ldietrich@syracusenewtimes.com.

irst, let me be clear: I don’t like theme months. Black History Month, Gay Pride Month and Southeast Asian Month make it too easy for people not to take seriously the challenges minority groups face and make light of their struggles by segregating attention and media coverage to that month. Or we caricature groups with gee-whiz stories about the first black firefighter or the first openly gay politician and fail to address institutional barriers and outright prejudice that hold back minority groups from equality and common decency. But, alas, discrimination endures. People of color are stereotyped; black men disproportionately fill our prisons; and gay men and lesbians face unreasonable hurdles to safe, comfortable lives. Designating a month to focus on the accomplishments at least offers an opportunity to take stock in hopes that next year will be better. That’s why I think it’s important to recognize March as Women’s History Month. Yes, we’ve come a long way. But there’s still a long way to go. “Through the grit and sacrifice of generations, American women and girls have gained greater opportunities and more representation than ever before,” President Barack

Obama said last week in a presidential proclamation about Women’s History Month. “Yet they continue to face workplace discrimination, a higher risk of sexual assault and an earnings gap that will cost the average woman hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of her working lifetime.” Let’s start with equal pay. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the median annual earnings of women 15 or older who worked year-round, full time in 2012 was $37,791. The median annual earnings of men was $49,398. Women working full time, year round earn 77 cents to the dollar that men earn. I concede this is not necessarily an apples-to-apples comparison. More women than men leave the workforce when they have children. (We’ll leave that discussion for another time.) According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the gap is 19 to 14 cents if calculated looking at weekly or hourly wages. I’m not an economist. But in what world is 86 cents to the dollar equal? While more women than men attend and graduate from college, the gender gap lives in the business world. In 2012, 67 percent of college graduates and 70 percent of valedictorians were women. But in 2013, only 23 women were CEOs in the Fortune 500, and women own only one in three U.S. businesses. The news in publishing is no better. The VIDA Count 2014, an annual counting of the ratio of women writers and reviewers, as well as reviews of books written by women in major (and influential) publications, found limited progress since its first analysis in 2010. The report released last month found The New York Review of Books published 800 pieces; 636 had male bylines and 164 had female bylines. McSweeney’s came in at 76 percent male bylines; Harper’s, 74 percent male; Times Literary Supple-

ment, 72 percent male; and The New Republic 78 percent male. The Women’s Media Center recently released the Status of Women in the U.S. Media 2014. Among its findings:  Newsroom staffs have remained at about 36 percent female since 1999.  Men were quoted on the front page of the New York Times 3.4 times more than women. (More women were quoted when women wrote the story.)  At the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Wall Street Journal and the top four syndicates, male opinion page writers outnumber women by a ratio of 4 to 1.  White males (who are 36 percent of the U.S. population) represent 64 percent of guests on Sunday talk shows on ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC.  Men represent 90 percent of sports editors.  Of the top 100 films of 2012 (a year that saw women with fewer speaking roles than any year since 2007) women played 28 percent of roles with speaking parts. Even Google, it turns outs, slights women. According to SPARK Movement, a girls’ advocacy group, of the 445 doodles published on Google homepages worldwide between 2010 and 2013 that celebrated individuals, 82 percent featured men, while 17 percent featured women. (Although it was nice to see March 1’s doodle celebrating Women’s History Month.) I could go on, listing areas where women are not represented. Then there are the categories in which women are over-represented: low-wage jobs, single parents, victims of intimate partner abuse. Numbers don’t tell the whole story. But in a country where women just barely outnumber the population of men, it would be nice to see gender gaps narrowing. Women’s History Month reminds us of the slow pace toward gender equality. o

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he Syracuse Commission for Women is soliciting nominations for the Woman of the Year Award through Thursday, March 27, noon. Nominees must have a demonstrated commitment to the community, serve as a role model for other women and enhance the lives of those living in Syracuse. Nominees must live in the city of Syracuse. This is the fourth year the commission has given the award. Honorees have included Daryl Files, community activist and volunteer; Linda Donalson (Hicks), a probation officer and founder of KJ’s Angel; and Grace Flusche, longtime community volunteer and founder of the Westcott Cultural Fair.

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The commission dates to March 1986 and was established by then-Mayor Thomas G. Young. It advises the mayor about women’s issues and interests. Nominations can be sent to Michael Sicchio, director of constituent services, at msicchio@syrgov.net or by mail to Mayor’s Office, City Hall, Attention: Michael Sicchio, 233 E. Washington St., Syracuse 13202. For information about the Commission for Women or to download a nomination form, visit the commission website at tinyurl.com/nuafqtn. This year’s award ceremony will take place in the spring. —Renée K. Gadoua

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GOP chair Tom Dadey hails the Donald as a great family guy and a successful businessman By Ed Griffin-Nolan ust how many times must a politician get caught in extramarital affairs and still be called “a great family guy”? And how many bankruptcies does a businessman get to cause and still be called a “successful businessman”? When Donald Trump came to Syracuse to speak at a March 11 fundraiser for the Onondaga County Republican Committee, he was introduced by County GOP chair Thomas Dadey in glowing terms. First Dadey praised Trump as a “great family guy.” That might have come as a surprise to Ivana Trump, the Donald’s first wife, who left him after the public humiliation brought on by Trump’s page one tabloid affair with model Marla Maples, who became the second Mrs. Trump. Maples was eventually thrown under the bus by the voracious Donald for Czech supermodel Melanie Knauss, a woman 24 years his junior. Trump and Knauss were an item long before the ink dried on his 1999 divorce from Maples. “I’ve seen him with his kids,” said Dadey when asked why he chose to praise Trump’s brand of family values. “He has several kids involved in his business. Maybe I should have said he is a great father.” The GOP styles itself not only as the party of family values, but the party of business and fiscal responsibility. But what kind of business record does Donald Trump have? No one knows how much Trump is worth. Forbes magazine estimated his net worth in 2013 at $3.2 billion; a New York Times article by Timothy O’Brien quoted business associates of Trump who placed his worth between $150 million and $250 million. An accurate figure is hard to arrive at for two reasons. One, for all his talk of running for president or governor, Trump has never tossed his hat in the ring, which would require filing financial disclosure forms. Two, Trump has repeatedly sued writers, including O’Brien, for libel when they published net worth figures he didn’t like. This much is known: Trump companies declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy on four occasions between 1991 and 2009. According to Forbes, each of these had to do with his Atlantic City resorts and casinos. With each bankruptcy, Trump was left with a smaller share of equity in the company. Each time, the motive for his bankruptcy petition was the same: He was overextended. In other words, he borrowed beyond his means, which would seem to run contrary to the Republican dogma of fiscal conservatism. “How many successful businessmen have made some mistakes?” Dadey said when asked if Trump’s record was consistent with the Republican party’s devotion to fiscal responsibility. “I’ve gotten to know the guy a little bit. I’m standing by my introduction.” o

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Mayor Miner is consistent in her opposition to Congel’s tax breaks

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t was just two years ago that Destiny USA announced that it would not build a hotel as part of the monster mall’s expansion. This in spite of promises of such a hotel made when Bob Congel and company were pursuing another round of tax breaks. Now Destiny is back with another hotel plan and, to no one’s surprise, another request for tax breaks. Syracuse Mayor Stephanie Miner opposes the tax breaks. Onondaga County Executive Joanie Mahoney says she hasn’t made up her mind. The mall developer is bypassing the city and making his pitch directly to the Onondaga County Industrial Development Agency, where Miner has little influence. It’s hard to keep track of all the twists and turns in Destiny’s point of view, but one player in this drama has been stunningly single-minded throughout the Destiny drama. Back in the summer of 2006, then-Mayor Matt Driscoll negotiated another iteration of the endlessly morphing tax deal with Congel for the Destiny expansion. When the Common Council, which included Stephanie Miner, rejected the Driscoll-Congel deal by a 6-3 margin, the mayor took drastic action. During the Independence Day weekend, he fired Terri Bright, the city’s lead attorney, convened a meeting of the Syracuse Industrial Development Agency and forced the city, over the legislature’s objections, to end legal action that could have put the mall back on the property tax rolls. Not long after, Miner said: “It may be second nature to Central New York to indulge in the illusions of hope. We shut our eyes to the evil truth and listen, instead, to the songs of sirens. And in this community, we have listened to the song of sirens’ grandiose plans, ideas and flamboyant announcements. The song of the siren has convinced us to ignore other development, excoriate people who ask questions and to sacrifice our fundamental beliefs. . . . “. . . I have had but one purpose: to ascertain, based on the facts alone, what is in the best interests of our citizens. {The Destiny tax deal} represents the zenith of what has become a political culture that has given away lucrative tax benefits and demanded nothing in return.” Fast-forward eight years, and Mayor Miner, rejecting Congel’s most recent petition for a tax break, which she estimated could total $20 million, said:

“Destiny already has received an unprecedented tax break worth hundreds of millions of tax dollars for promising, among other things, a bigger hotel. They should not receive additional benefits for a project they failed to deliver. Most importantly, the community will not receive any material benefits for incenting a hotel next to a successful mall. “We have a chance to learn from and not repeat the mistakes of the past. We should not accept the principle that what is good for Destiny is good for Syracuse. The people of our community deserve a thoughtful and reasoned economic development strategy, not one that gives tax breaks without tangible public benefits and without serving any logical public policy. “This community has for a long time held the belief that any development is good development. I don’t believe that.” o

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ne morning late last year I launched into a grumpy, pre-coffee tirade about the Start-Up NY program. I can’t recall precisely what set me off, but the idea of the state extending 10 years of tax-exempt status to qualifying start-up companies had all the earmarks of another scam. As the state’s disgraced experiment with Empire Zones shows, oversight of complex tax-relief programs isn’t one of Albany’s strong suits. The Albany hacktocracy does best when it sets modest goals . . . such as pleading not guilty in federal court. “You know what I’m going to do!” I fumed, causing the kids to stare morosely into their cereal bowls. “I’m going to apply to Start-Up NY. I don’t want to pay taxes, either.” Uncharacteristically for me, I actually followed through on my promise. It took me maybe 10 minutes to fill out the Start-Up NY application form. I declared that I owned a freelance humor writing company, Marsby LLC, which was technically albeit not functionally, true, and that I desired to expand it, which was b.s. I clicked the submit button and forgot the whole thing. But they didn’t. Weeks later, in January, I had just left the Syracuse New Times parking lot when my phone rang. It was Empire State Development Corp. I pulled into the new

assistance will not negatively impact any competitors, but you can certainly make application to your college of choice.” Competitors like who? The Chiefs’ mascot Scooch? Continued Bonnie: “Given the industry that you are in, there are several colleges that might be suitable for your company to associate with.” She provided a helpful web link to each institution, along with contacts, including one for David Duggan, dean of the college of medicine at Upstate Medical University. Of course, this changes everything. If the state of New York is prepared to grant me a 10-year tax waiver even though I’m promising next to nothing in return, who am I to turn them down? My plan is to start slow with a single intern. Meaning no boyfriend, no spouse. That’s a joke. Obviously she doesn’t need to be attractive, but let’s be honest. It can’t hurt. A template for how my jobs initiative will work can be found by databasing the term “Salad Boy,” who was my greatest intern ever at the Orange Country Register in California years ago. Among Salad Boy’s many accomplishments: He accompanied me when I fled in brazen cowardice to Tijuana, Mexico, at the outbreak of Iraq War II. The education Salad Boy received in that one crazy all-nighter south of the border outstripped anything on the curriculum at his Catholic high school. And yes, I do pay. The lucky college intern’s rate will be $1.50 per hour, even more than what I got at my first internship, in 1983. My next step, according to Empire State Development, is to find a partner school. The recommended administrators at each have received an advance copy of this column, so they can start crafting their pitches. Please, guys, don’t all call at once. It’s all very exciting—and it gets even better. The letter informed me that I might be able to move my company into a designated Start-Up NY workspace even before my application is approved. I need to find out if the keg hookup is already in place or if I need to install my own. “Best of luck to you as you pursue your business expansion,” the letter concluded. “Feel free to contact me if I can provide additional assistance. I would be interested to hear which college/sponsor you select and the outcome of your conversation.” Suddenly I feel very positive about the future of New York state. Don’t you? o

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Money for Nothing Campaign ads are not free speech; they are graffiti By Ed Griffin-Nolan

entral New York is about to become the Crimean peninsula of congressional politics, a strategic morsel of territory significant only for its role in someone else’s larger geopolitical game. It has been my practice for years to abstain from writing about political races until after Labor Day. This year, however, with the last echoes of the St. Patrick’s Day parade still reverberating through a frosty downtown, the upcoming race for the 24th Congressional District seat, for the person who will represent Central New York in Congress, is already heating up. Barring a primary challenge, it appears that the two names at the top of the ballot will be the incumbent Democrat, Dan Maffei, of Syracuse, and the Republican challenger, John Katko, of Camillus, who until recently was a federal prosecutor. And here’s my prediction: Seven months from now, most of us will be bombarded with ads aiming to render these two people unrecognizable even to themselves. These ads will be paid for by people who wouldn’t know a Heid’s hot dog from a salt potato. Millions will be spent to buy our votes by convincing us that Maffei is really Nancy Pelosi in loafers and that Katko is Ann Marie Buerkle in drag. The Republican and Democratic congressional campaign committees (the “triple Cs,” in Washington speak) are already gearing up to make this a national race. Last week, Katko traveled to Washington and met with the RCCC folks to see what they might do to boost his chances against Maffei. Days earlier, the DCCC sent an email blast tying Katko to Ann Marie Buerkle. The DCCC calls Buerkle a Tea Party radical and attaches a 37-second clip of an interview between Buerkle and Katko, which they allege proves that Katko was inspired to run by Buerkle. The 37 seconds were skillfully edited from a 30-minute interview, which is like watching a clip of Jim Boeheim tearing off his jacket and screaming without having viewed the previous 40 minutes of the Feb. 22 game against Duke. I asked John Katko two questions: 1. Do you think Roe vs. Wade is settled law? 2. Do you think Obamacare should be repealed. His answers? 1. Yes. 2. No.

These are not the answers Buerkle would give. The caricature won’t hold. The saddest part of the farce is that Maffei, an undeniably intelligent man who is devoted to seeking the truth, must know that in his heart. And Katko surely knows that if he met Maffei on neutral ground, Maffei would not resemble the character that the RCCC would have him sketch. Neither candidate will reject money from their national parties. Both will maintain that they can’t do anything about the ads that special interest PACs will bombard us with in October. That’s a First Amendment issue, says Katko, and in that view he is joined by most members of the U.S. Supreme Court. The Supreme Court has ruled that campaign money is the same as campaign speech, a decision that has led to our system of purchased elections, a system that Maffei’s predecessor and Katko’s chaperone in Washington, Jim Walsh, has described for the record as “stupid.” Campaign ads purchased with outside millions are not free speech. They are graffiti. They are the equivalent of someone standing up at church or at your kid’s choir concert and blowing a vuvuzela. And this hated noise, which illuminates nothing, is inevitable. Katko and Maffei have both forsworn unilateral disarmament. Candidates view campaign money like the Pentagon views a new weapons system: They have no reason to say no. Both candidates correctly point out that they cannot legally coordinate in any manner their efforts with these allegedly independent committees. So we will become the stomping ground for two giants who would rob us of our democracy in the name of freedom of speech. It is not too much to say that, like the people of the Crimean peninsula, we will be going to the polls in occupied territory. It won’t be Russian tanks in the streets, but it will be an extensive propaganda machine occupying our airwaves, our bandwidth and our inboxes. This will not be a campaign of a Democrat vs. a Republican. It will be a struggle for the people of the 24th District to learn, in spite of all the noise from the outside, who will actually represent us. And our only weapons in this struggle: “Mute” and “Delete.” Use both liberally. o

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Downside of Law and Order The Dutch justice ministry announced the closing of eight prisons because of a lack of criminals. Crediting the declining crime rate, deputy justice minister Nebahat Albayrak said the closings will result in the loss of 1,200 jobs but indicated the Netherlands is negotiating with Belgium to take 500 prisoners. That deal would net the Netherlands $40.5 million and delay the closing of two of the prisons. (The Huffington Post)

Strange Bedfellows The National Rifle Association joined an American Civil Liberties Union lawsuit against the National Security Agency’s phone-tracking program. The NRA’s supporting brief warned that the NSA’s data mining could inhibit people’s “willingness to communicate with the NRA” and “allow the government to circumvent legal protections for Americans’ privacy,” thereby creating an illegal “national gun registry.” (USA Today)

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New York’s Suffolk County hoped to get at least $10 at an auction for a lot that’s only a foot wide but runs 1,885 feet from a highway to an Atlantic beachfront. It wound up selling for $120,000, however, because the owners of adjoining lots got into a bidding war. “I gathered one guy really did not want the other one walking over his property to the water,” county property manager Wayne R. Thompson said. Winning bidder Marc Helie now owns two narrow strips on both sides of losing bidder Kyle N. Cruz, who has no direct route to the beach without trespassing on Helie’s property. (Long Island’s Newsday)

When Guns Are Outlawed Seattle police accused Joseph V. Floyd Jr., 58, of repeatedly hitting a man in a wheelchair over the head with a 16-pound tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. Floyd admitted pouring ersatz butter on the victim’s head because he objected to the man’s playing his television too loudly but denied hitting him. (Seattle’s KIRO-TV)

Slick Tricks After a Massachusetts school district canceled classes at all six of its schools because of “weather-related building issues,” Amherst Regional High School Principal Mark Jackson explained that the cause was slippery floors. Noting 22 falls were reported throughout the district, Jackson said the schools’ floors had been waxed during the summer, and high temperatures after schools opened melted the wax, making the floors slick. (Associated Press) Concerned about long-term damage to roads and the environment from using rock salt to deice city streets, Milwaukee’s Department of Public Works announced it will add cheese brine to rock salt. The brine is a liquid waste product left over from cheese making. It has a distinctive odor, but officials expect it to be more effective than the city’s previous deicing experiments: beet juice that turned into an oatmeal-like substance when mixed with road salt, and a sticky molasses-type product that residents complained was being tracked into their homes. (Associated Press)

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—Your retired reference-librarian fan, Kathleen, a.k.a. Bookworm Nothing like a good rant, eh, Kathleen? But be careful. If you start going on obsessively about something long after everybody else has lost interest, someone’s going to diagnose you as autistic. More precisely, they may claim you have Asperger’s syndrome, one of the autism spectrum disorders (ASDs) you refer to. Those with the syndrome, named after Hans Asperger, the Austrian pediatrician who characterized it in 1944, focus obsessively and lack social skills or empathy. At the same time, and here we see why this condition has become fashionable, often they also have above-average intelligence and become wildly successful due to their powers of concentration and willingness to trample everybody else. One guy famously said to have a touch of Asperger’s is Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, whose flat affect and general geekiness were caricatured in The Social Network. Other tech moguls supposedly displaying the signs include Craigslist founder Craig Newman, Bram Cohen of BitTorrent and Microsoft’s Bill Gates. You may say: We should all be such mental cases. Just my point. If a so-called mental disorder is defined so broadly that any number of selfmade billionaires are believed to have it, the diagnosis is useless and needs to be rethought. Some background. Autism was once believed to be rare, affecting no more than one in 2,000. There was no mistaking those who had it: They were severely withdrawn, incapable of normal conversation or interaction and often exhibited oddball, sometimes violent behavior or fixations.

Starting in the mid-20th century, though, some psychiatrists began defining autism more broadly to include children with serious psychosocial disorders but more or less normal language skills. This culminated in the inclusion of Asperger’s disorder in the fourth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV), published in 1994. In a rueful essay in 2011, Allen Frances, the psychiatry professor who chaired the DSM-IV task force, said he and his colleagues knew that once Asperger’s was declared an official mental illness, diagnoses of autistic disorders would rise sharply—to one in 1,000, maybe even one in 500. Little did they know. ASD assessment is subjective, based on things like lack of eye contact, hand flapping and poor language skills. There’s no physical test or scan. Clinicians began seeing ASDs everywhere. The Centers for Disease Control estimates about one in 88 people has an ASD. A South Korean study claims the rate in that country is one in 38, nearly 3 percent of the population.

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Whoa, said alarmed skeptics. The point of declaring something a disorder is to identify those who need help, not sort out future computer science majors. They got the diagnostic criteria for Asperger’s syndrome and other ASDs tightened in DSM-V, published last year. It’s thought 10 percent to 40 percent of those assessed with an ASD will no longer qualify. We’ll see how that works out, but a lot of damage has already been done. To cite an obvious case in point: With ASDs seemingly epidemic, people looked for something to blame. In 1998, a team led by British physician Andrew Wakefield published an article in the medical journal Lancet purporting to link ASDs to MMR (measles-mumps-rubella) vaccine. TV personality Jenny McCarthy made headlines for years claiming not only that her son’s autism was caused by vaccinations, but that she’d successfully treated it with vitamins and diet. Wakefield’s article was discredited and retracted, but not before the MMR vaccination rate in the United Kingdom had dropped to 80 percent. Autism advocates and parents of kids with honest-to-God cases of the disorder may say: OK, maybe ASDs have been overdiagnosed. So what? There’s strength in numbers, and the publicity has certainly raised autism awareness. The answer to that is: Yes, but at the cost of obscuring the actual condition. On the one hand, you’ve got people thinking Asperger’s syndrome is the mark of a future tech genius and thus nothing to worry about; on the other hand, if there were an environmental cause of autism, with so many false positives being reported, we’d never know. The biggest favor activists could do for the objects of their benevolence is to make people understand: Here are the signs you’ve got an autism spectrum disorder, and, equally important, here are the signs you don’t. o

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Autism has gone from being a mental disorder to an absolute fad. NASCAR has run races named after it. It has its own “spectrum” for differential diagnosis. Movie stars and athletes brag about their children’s autism. People with some condition in the “spectrum” write books bragging on themselves. It even has its celebrity cranks and medical quackery. When did autism get promoted from an unhappy malfunction of the brain to something special? Or is it, like the pink stuff for breast cancer, simply a result of aggressive and successful marketing? Does any of that marketing do anything for the people with autism and their families? Or, for that matter, further research into the condition with an eye to curing or at least improving it?

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Rapper’s Delight J. Cole raises the Dome’s roof for a Friday-night fundraiser By Eric Lyons

he Syracuse University basketball team might be on its way to the NCAA Tournament, but the Carrier Dome will still be packed Friday, March 21. That’s when Grammy nominees including rapper J. Cole and singer-songwriter Elle Varner will perform at 7:30 p.m. as part of the Theta Xi chapter of fraternity Phi Beta Sigma’s “Friday Night Lights: Culture for Service Benefit Concert.” The show commemorates the fraternity’s 100th year of service, and most of the proceeds will go to the March of Dimes, a charity that pays for research to prevent premature births, infant mortality and birth defects. The Phi Beta Sigma mentorship program, in which fraternity members work with students at Nottingham High School, will also benefit. The event is the first major concert sponsored by an SU fraternity—and it’s a

fraternity with only nine undergraduate members. “We wanted a new challenge and to do some bigger,” said Christian Harley, first vice president of the fraternity. “It is a 24/7 job and requires a lot of organization and constant communication to pull off.” The fraternity hosted sold out concerts in Goldstein Auditorium featuring artists Big Sean and Fabulous over the past two years, but Friday’s show is by far its biggest event. Tickets are $15 for SU students and $30 for the general public. Floor seats sold out in less than an hour when they went on sale earlier this month; within four days, nearly 2,000 tickets had been sold. “I woke up right when floor tickets went on sale, but they sold out immediately,” said Yongabi Ngoh, a senior at SU.

“We ended up getting general admission, which is fine with me.” The fraternity attributes the high demand for tickets to Cole’s ability to appeal to both SU students and the general Central New York community and to the rapper’s recent mainstream success. Cole was nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Rap Collaboration for his song “Power Trip,” featuring Miguel, and Varner was nominated for Best R&B Song for “Refill.” Cole’s latest album Born Sinner sold more than 600,000 copies in its first three months and hit No. 1 on the Billboard charts. “J. Cole promotes a positive message, which is rare in rap these days. That is one of the reasons I really like him,” Ngoh said. “He talks about his struggles, how he has a college degree, but still wants to pursue his dream of becoming a rap artist.” “I saw a poster for the concert on campus,” said Brysan Brown, a senior at SU. “I only know a couple of his songs, but it definitely sounded like a good time and everyone else was going, so I decided to get a ticket.” o

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A meek pharmacist experiments with his mortar and pestle in Better Living Through Chemistry By Bill DeLapp

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am Rockwell is one of the more underrated actors around, capable of commanding the screen in offbeat lead roles like the Chuck Barris part in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002), as well as stealing scenes galore in sizable supporting turns like last summer’s dramedy sleeper The Way, Way Back. He’s in nearly every minute of Better Living Through Chemistry (Samuel Goldwyn; 92 minutes; R; widescreen; 2014), a modest indie comedy with more promise than it ultimately delivers, yet Rockwell is so watchable that Better is better for it. Rockwell plays Douglas Varney, a small-town pharmacist/schnook who knows everything about his customers (like the married guy who caught something while philandering in Atlantic City) but is duty bound not to reveal those secrets. Douglas is unable to cure his domestic woes, alas, with a castrating wife (Michelle Monaghan) who channels her angst through athleticism, a withdrawn son (Harrison Holzer) unable to enjoy his wonder years and a pompous ass of a pop-in-law (Ken Howard) who handed the drugstore to Douglas—but the old man kept his own name on the shop’s sign. Douglas’ emotional rescue comes in the form of a martini-swilling hot blonde in a negligee, when he delivers some medicine to Elizabeth (Olivia Wilde), a bored trophy wife looking to get out of her marriage to a barely there hubby. “You’re one of those authentically nice guys,” she boozily coos to Douglas, who eventually rises (in more ways than one) to her tempestuous bait. As Elizabeth’s

Suburban satire: Michelle Monaghan in Better Living Through Chemistry. sexy wiles liberate Douglas from his sadsack shell, her suggestion that his knowledge of mixing pharmaceuticals for more good times soon leads to the reason for this film’s title. Geoff Moore and David Posamentier were formerly production executives at several Tinseltown shingles before teaming as co-writers and co-directors for Better Living Through Chemistry. Their script often goes for easy smiles, not really swinging past the white picket fences of its suburbia satire. Still, a number of sharp gags do surface, like the visual bit involving a hanging photo of the drugstore’s employee of the month—in a three-person workplace. Rockwell’s character arc is also quite impressive to behold, from the wimpy Douglas of the early scenes to the takecharge, worm-turning guy during the film’s midsection (thanks to his wielding the mortar and pestle), culminating in the sequence when pill-popping Douglas makes like Lance Armstrong during a cycling event. The Moore-Posamentier team throws in a Postman Always Rings Twice angle when the illicit lovebirds contemplate murderous actions, with a DEA snooper (Norbert Leo Butz) also on the sidelines, yet Rockwell’s adept performance convinces no matter what roadblocks are headed Douglas’ way. Indeed, some of his best moments parallel Rockwell’s lifeguard-mentor role from The Way, Way Back, when Douglas enjoys some never-too-late bonding with his ninja-loving son.

Off and on since September 2011, pop pianist and impresario Elton John has been giving sellout concerts at the Las Vegas Colosseum venue in Caesars Palace, amassing more than $40 million in ticket sales. For those not heading to Sin City any time soon, default instead to the concert movie Elton John: The Million Dollar Piano, with its playlist of proven favorites (including “Tiny Dancer,” “The Bitch Is Back,” “Crocodile Rock” and many more) delivered amid a mega-opulent stage design that hasn’t been seen since, well, John’s flashy performance of “Pinball Wizard” from the 1975 Ken Russell movie Tommy. The movie’s release to theaters is also timed to MCA’s lavish reissue of the 1973 Goodbye Yellow Brick Road double album on Tuesday, March 25. Elton John: The Million Dollar Piano will screen Wednesday, March 26, 7 p.m., at Regal’s Destiny USA and Shoppingtown multiplexes. Tickets are $15. For details, visit fathomevents.com.

The directorial tandem maintains a brisk, bouncy pace, while cajoling a sizzling yet sympathetic turn from Olivia Wilde as the potential femme fatale. Ray Liotta shows up late in the game in a key role, with the actor demonstrating a surprisingly sweet side, while Jane Fonda contributes some droll passages as the film’s narrator, along Syracuse New Times

with a self-deprecating one-liner about the onerous act of workouts. Although Better Living Through Chemistry’s moral is amusingly cribbed from an Al Pacino line via Scarface, the one about the dangers of getting high on one’s own supply, Sam Rockwell soars with his sly, slippery performance of a milquetoast turned manic. o

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veryday evil is explored in Normal: How the Nazis Normalized the Unspeakable, on display at the ArtRage Gallery. The show references the 1930s and 1940s in Germany, a period documented and analyzed by historians, filmmakers and philosophers. Yet even as the exhibit explores territory that’s somewhat familiar to many viewers, it finds its own path. Normal highlights ordinary human activities taking place within a totalitarian society: weddings, families nurturing children, a man who wears Nazi insignia and sits on a park bench. Although the exhibition has images of a few prominent Nazis, such as Joseph Goebbels, minister of propaganda, and Julius Streicher, publisher of a rabidly anti-Semitic newspaper, those photos are only a sliver of the overall portfolio. Instead, we see mostly snapshots of everyday Germans, photos selected from the holdings of Dan Lenchner, a photographer and collector who lives in New York City. He bought them at Manhattan flea markets and via eBay. The images often come from family albums and portray scenes at home: a

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The domestic side of Nazi Germany is revealed in a subtle, shocking show at ArtRage By Carl Mellor mother looking on as her son tries on a Nazi uniform that’s far too large for him; a man dressed in Nazi clothing and his wife with a toddler holding a stuffed dog; a family of seven captured in a portrait. Other photos place ordinary happenings in the context of a society dominated by Nazi ideology. Men in Nazi uniforms laugh as a dog howls. Young boys clown around at a Hitler youth camp. A reunion of sorts happens at a school as nuns are photographed with former students now part of the German military. And in a striking photo, two teenage girls practice goose stepping while a young boy watches them. Elsewhere the exhibition displays images documenting Nazi rituals. In Berlin in 1933, 47 Nazi couples arrive

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for a mass wedding and are greeted by storm troopers. A second photo, closely cropped, depicts an outdoor rally held on a rainy day. Three men in uniform, closely packed together, make the Nazi salute. Normal demonstrates that during the 1930s, Germany wasn’t isolated from the rest of the world. Indeed, the 1936 Summer Olympic Games were held in Berlin. There’s a photo of the Olympics and a caption discussing how members of the Roma community, who lived in close proximity to that city, were locked up in internment camps during the games. During that summer and at other times, people from other nations were traveling to Germany. One of the few non-photographic items, a poster produced by the German railroads information

office in New York City, invites tourists to come to Germany; it mentions attractions such as castles, opera and symphony performances. While the exhibition focuses on everyday experiences, it also displays images tied to a larger historical narrative. For example, it presents a photo taken by Robert W. Weidman, a U.S. soldier, at the Buchenwald concentration camp. Another photo documents a pediatric euthanasia clinic in Lublinz, Poland, reminding us that some German doctors participated in barbaric activities. There’s a photo of Adolph Eichmann on trial in a Jerusalem courtroom; he was convicted of mass murder and executed. A caption discusses Hannah Arendt’s book, Eichmann in Jerusalem, in which she wrote that the “trouble with Eichmann was precisely that so many were like him . . . terribly and terrifying normal.” That quote touches on one of the principal questions raised by the ArtRage exhibition: How is it possible to transform a society so that dehumanization and murder are no longer deviant but typical behavior? On one hand, one exhibit can’t begin to address, let alone answer such a question. On the other, Normal incites discussion by focusing not on Goebbels or Eichmann but on ordinary citizens. Nancy Keefe Rhodes, the show’s curator, has done a fine job of selecting images that have a visceral impact. Viewers will not soon forget the photos of youth at a summer camp or of teenagers goose stepping. Moreover, the exhibit is tightly and deftly organized; it fully explores a few themes without any sense of repetition. Most importantly, it accesses events that happened 70 years ago but isn’t purely historical in scope. Ultimately, the show concludes that questions about inhumanity need to be asked again and again, today, tomorrow and for the future. Normal: How the Nazis Normalized the Unspeakable is on display through March 29 at ArtRage, 505 Hawley Ave. The gallery is open Wednesdays through Fridays, 2 to 7 p.m., and Saturdays and Sundays, noon to 4 p.m. There will be a gallery talk by Dan Lenchner and Nancy Keefe Rhodes on Thursday, March 20, 7 p.m. For information, call 218-5711. o

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The Road to Dallas Begins SU hoopsters open in NCAA tourney Thursday afternoon By Matt Michael

e honest. If someone told you back in November that the Syracuse University men’s basketball team would enter the NCAA Tournament as a No. 3 seed with a 27-5 record, you would have said, “I’ll take it.” But not all No. 3 seeds and 27-5 records are created equal. If someone told you on Feb. 15 that the Orange would enter the NCAA Tournament as a No. 3 seed with a 27-5 record, you would have asked, “What happened?” So now that SU is entering the NCAA Tournament as the No. 3 seed in the South Region with a 27-5 record, how do you feel about it? Probably a lot like CBS Sports college basketball analyst Doug Gottlieb. “Which Syracuse is going to show up?” Gottlieb asked on CBS’ March 16 NCAA Tournament selection show. “The one over the last month, or the one over the previous four months?” The Orange will answer that question Thursday, March 20, 2:45 p.m., when it faces No. 14-seed Western Michigan (23-9) in its first NCAA Tournament game at Buffalo’s First Niagara Center. If Syracuse beats the Broncos, it will face the winner of No. 6 Ohio State and No. 11 Dayton in the round of 32 on Saturday, March 22, in Buffalo. Despite relying on a freshman point guard (Tyler Ennis) and two other new starters (guard Trevor Cooney and forward Jerami Grant), the Orange surprised everyone by winning its first 25 games and being ranked No. 1 in the nation for three consecutive weeks. But SU enters the NCAA Tournament having dropped five of its last seven games, including the Friday, March 14, head-scratching 66-63 loss to North Carolina State in its first-ever Atlantic Coast Conference Tournament game. “We’re right where we should be, the No. 3 seed,” SU senior forward C.J. Fair said. “We had a great year this year. We had a little losing streak toward the end of the season, but overall this season was a success, as far as the regular season. Going into the tournament you’ve got to just keep fighting and make that one last push.” As the Orange prepares for its 37th NCAA Tournament appearance and 31st under Hall of Fame coach Jim Boeheim, here are three reasons why you should be worried and three reasons why you should be optimistic:

Glass Half-Empty

The Orange has not played backto-back strong games in nearly a month. Had the Orange not pulled off miracle finishes against Pittsburgh and North Carolina State in mid-February, SU would be looking at losses in seven of its final nine games. “We’ve struggled against everybody. It’s not like we’ve put anyone away,” Boeheim said. “We won, but they were hard wins. You see that scenario for us. We’re not overpowering anybody. I think that’s just the way the tournament is going to be.”

Not coincidentally, SU’s offense has struggled since mid-February. The Orange shot a season-low 32 percent against NC State in the ACC Tournament, and the Orange ranked 10th in the 15-team ACC in scoring, field goal percentage and 3-point shooting percentage.

The Orange’s 2-3 zone defense has been solid all season, and the Orange get to open the NCAA Tournament against a turnover-prone Western Michigan team and then perhaps an offensively challenged Ohio State team that will likely struggle against the zone. “Our offense isn’t going to be there every night, and our defense is our advantage,” Fair said. “If we play the defense we’re capable of playing, I think we can make another Final Four run and build from there.” Western Michigan clinched a trip to the NCAA Tournament by walloping Toledo 98-77 Saturday, March 15, in the championship game of the Mid-American Conference Tournament. The Broncos’ leading scorer is senior guard David Brown (19.4 points per game), the MAC Tournament MVP. The Broncos will be making their fourth NCAA Tournament appearance and first since 2004. The Orange is 60-37

in tournament play and advanced to its fifth Final Four last season. For most of this season, SU appeared to be a lock for a No. 1 seed in the East, meaning it would have played in New York City if it advanced to the Sweet 16. But now, if it wins two games in Buffalo, the Orange will have to travel to Memphis for the South Region finals. If the top seeds advance, SU would face No. 2 seed Kansas and then No. 1 overall seed Florida in Memphis. “This is what you play for. It’s just not that easy to get in there,” Boeheim said. “And once you get in there, it’s not easy. That’s what makes it interesting and challenging. “It’s something you look forward to every year,” Boeheim added. “You just want to be there and have that opportunity. In college basketball, anybody that has an opportunity can win. It’s the way I look at it.” o

Friday’s loss to NC State was particularly demoralizing because of the way it ended: The Orange missed six shots in 22 seconds in its final possession and with a chance to tie the game.

Glass Half-Full

The Orange is 11-3 on road/neutral courts, 7-2 against the RPI top 50, and 15-3 against the RPI top 100. And on March 9, SU played what Boeheim called his team’s “best game of the year” in a 74-58 rout of Florida State. “We played a tremendous game against Florida State less than a week ago, so I am confident we will play well,” Boeheim said Sunday, March 16. “We played well for the most part against NC State. We shot the ball poorly, and when that happens it happens.”

SU is back at full strength now that Grant has recovered from his back injury. Grant, who had 19 points and 10 rebounds against NC State, missed SU’s losses to Virginia and Georgia Tech and sat out the second half of a close win at Maryland.

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Route Loops The second annual Syracuse Half Marathon takes place on Sunday By Jessica Novak

eing in charge of a half marathon sounds just as hard as running one. But Rick Streeter, race director of the Syracuse Half Marathon, is on track to make the Sunday, March 23, event a great experience for all involved. “Everybody thinks it’s a big moneymaker, a cash cow,” he says. “I’d like to make the event $35, but with all the fixed costs—medals, T-shirts, police—it’s expensive. You’re taking a big risk.” Bigger risks, however, can mean bigger gains, and the growing race is

already seeing several hundred more entries than the 1,300 who participated last year. Streeter and the company hosting the race, Upstate Event Management, hope they’ll break 2,000 in the next few years. To reach that goal, the race has to stand apart from the pack, which it does for several reasons. The event is held early in the season, out of the way of other major races in Central New York and beyond, so racers don’t have to choose between their favorites. It also

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features a course that takes runners right through the heart of the city and some of its most scenic areas. The Syracuse Half Marathon presents the flattest route of the four that Upstate Event had originally laid out as possibilities. Runners also appreciate the overall mileage factor: The half marathon distance has become the second most popular in recent years (behind the 5K), making this a great opportunity for those who enjoy the 13.1-mile run. “Our most unique part is that it’s not just down and back like the Empire State {held in October},” he says. “You’re not doing a marathon if you’re just running out and back. This is a full loop. You don’t go anywhere twice.” Managing an extensive loop also means lots of volunteers. Last year the race had about 230 volunteers, plus police. “Getting 300 volunteers to work your event is tough,” Streeter says with a laugh. He’s been able to get entire local track teams to donate their time in exchange for timing help. Streeter

also gives fellow race volunteers booth space in the expo room at the Pirro Convention Center. “We believe it’s one of the more quality and well-organized events in the area,” he says. “At the end, you don’t just get fruit and a bagel, you’ll get hot food and a band.” Music for the event will be provided by Just Joe. Although it’s a for-profit race, Streeter insists not much money is made, but rather funneled back into the event. And $3,000 is donated to the Priscilla Mahar Animal Welfare Foundation. Streeter is hopeful the weather cooperates for the race; temperatures were in the mid-40s last year. “If we moved a couple weeks, to April 12 or so, it would be better for numbers, but then it would be against other races,” he explains. It’s also a great chance to ramp up for the rest of the year. “If you’d be able to run a half marathon in March, you’d be on your way to a full marathon later in the year,” he says. Entry fee through Friday, March 21, is $75, including an online processing surcharge. On Sunday expect to pay $90, either with cash or check. For more information, visit syracusehalf.com. o

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ity of Syracuse Mayor Stephanie Miner says he was a “remarkable man” and “Syracuse’s own boy mayor.” James Kennedy McGuire (18681923) indeed began the first of his three terms as mayor of Syracuse in 1895 at age 27. A maker and shaker, he helped to change the face of the city by, among other things, pushing for the building of 38 schools and paving South Salina Street. Unlike any other local politician, he went on to make his fortune after leaving office. He also rose to national and international prominence and traveled with the powerful. Just before American entry into World War I, he published a jaw-dropping bestseller, arguably the most controversial book ever to come from any Syracusan. Rivaled only by Horatio Seymour, the mayor who ran for president against Ulysses S. Grant in 1868, McGuire is easily one of the most colorful and dynamic figures in Syracuse history. Despite creative efforts of the Onondaga Historical Association, that’s still a subject on which many of us know too little. Addressing this gap is a new book from Syracuse University Press, James K. McGuire: Boy Mayor and Irish Nationalist (hardcover, 280 pages, $24.95), by Onondaga County Court Judge Joseph E. Fahey. An adjunct professor at the SU Law School, Fahey has researched McGuire’s life, both in and after Syracuse, exhaustively. As an author, Fahey bene-

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fits from an inside track: James Kennedy McGuire is a maternal great-uncle, giving Fahey access to family lore and other unpublished material. The McGuire family had emigrated from Enniskillen, County Fermanagh, in what is now Northern Ireland. James was born in New York City before the family moved to Syracuse to enter the shoemaking trade. They lived mostly on the near North Side, once residing at 149 N. Salina St. The Erie Canal was a marked presence then, not always welcome. James’ brother Frankie drowned in it, possibly the victim of anti-Catholic bullies, a trauma that weighed heavily on the family. In the multi-ethnic city, the Germans were thought to run the best schools, and so the family decided to send James there, where he took instruction through the German language. This experience would affect his life in unexpected ways over several decades. Economic necessity deprived McGuire of the chance to finish high school, but he nonetheless became a skilled wordsmith, both on the printed page and on the platform. He early became associated with the Catholic Publishing Company, producers of The Catholic Sun, which is still with us. Without formal training, he early emerged as a powerful public speaker, favoring Democratic party policies and Irish nationalism. This was before public address systems. He

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Judge Joseph E. Fahey has written a book about his maternal great-uncle, James K. McGuire, who was first elected mayor of Syracuse in 1895. Courtesy of Syracuse University Press

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There was talk of James K. McGuire running for governor of New York, but he never mounted a campaign.

was only 19 when he spoke before a labor convention at the old city hall and an even larger group on the shores of Onondaga Lake. Irish concerns, then represented by remnants of the failed Fenian movement, gave McGuire a national stage. Flaming the still burning embers of passionate crowds, McGuire drew more than 10,000 people to Ogden Park, in Chicago. Strange to say, one of the personages most taken with McGuire’s oratorical skills was a putative enemy: legendary Republican Party operative Mark Hanna, the Karl Rove of his day. Hanna advised returning to Syracuse and running for office, even if was for the Democrats. Making his first run for the top of the local ticket required all of McGuire’s silver-tongued adroitness, but also great luck. Getting the nomination first meant upsetting the local Democratic machine, run by former Mayor William Burns Kirk (still remembered for the South Side’s Kirk Park). The Republicans, with an edge in registration, should have been more formidable but they were split. The larger faction was headed by party boss Francis Hendricks (donor of SU’s Hendricks Chapel), who promoted Charles G. Baldwin, and the other by Rep. James Belden, who favored Charles I. Saul.

An imaginative campaigner, McGuire reached out to Syracuse’s small African-American community, which until that time had voted Republican, the party of Lincoln. Along with his other gifts, McGuire also gained by campaigning speaking German in the North Side’s German neighborhoods. Election night brought McGuire a plurality of 3,300. His address at that time was 203 Green St., in what we now call the Hawley-Green District. An unexpected reward of reading James K. McGuire: Boy Mayor and Irish Nationalist is in seeing those names from streets and buildings attached to dramatic personalities. Among the most vivid of these is the young mayor’s annoying adversary, saloonkeeper and alderman Frank Matty, a fellow Democrat, the scourge of the city council. McGuire vetoed 60 of the council’s measures. Among them was one to charge impoverished bootblacks a $25 license fee to ply their trade. But the council fought back, overriding 40 of his vetoes. He wanted more schools. Of the 40 in the city in 1908, 38 were McGuire-sponsored. McGuire pushed to build the first city-owned golf course, in Burnet Park. A lover of the arts, he supported the establishment of the first Everson Museum, on the North Side. What he could not get the city to do, he led by personal action. Most importantly, he persuaded philanthropist Andrew Carnegie to build the ornate library at Montgomery Street and Columbus Circle. Not yet 30, McGuire’s star was rising when he defeated Donald Dey, of the department store family. His name was bruited about to run for governor, which would have pitted him against another youngster, Theodore Roosevelt. But the machinations of Tammany Hall and its boss Richard Croker would not allow it. For his third run, McGuire defeated patrician Theodore Hancock, owner of one of the most celebrated of all Syracuse names. But three two-year terms were all there was going to be. At the end of

1901, McGuire was an ex-mayor, age 33. He passed on running for Congress on a ticket that would have been headed by gubernatorial candidate William Randolph Hearst. Instead, he would go in new directions. After a few years in the insurance business, McGuire became a lobbyist for Barber Asphalt Company of New Rochelle, and in 1910 he moved to that city, staying there until 1921. The proximity to Manhattan changed many things. He became better acquainted with national figures, both those campaigning for Irish freedom and prominent Democrats. One was the thrice-defeated presidential nominee, William Jennings Bryan, who would become secretary of state in the Woodrow Wilson administration. McGuire would also become affluent. The arrival of the automobile meant that all the roads in the nation had to be paved. Nearly all of them would be paid for with public money. The former mayor of a city of 100,000 was ideally suited to understand that different jurisdictions could be fanatically specific about the requirements of the chemical and physical composition of the asphalt to be laid. Although the years in the asphalt trade appear to be unrelated to the Syracuse years of the exciting last five years of his life, they are the most turbulent. Disputes over money led to lawsuits and subpoenas. Battling Frank Matty and the city council seemed tame in comparison. McGuire’s heartfelt commitment to Irish nationalism came to dominate the center of his life. This meant intense study of Irish history, geography and politics. He maintained links to American organizations supporting Irish independence, such as the Gaelic-named Clan-na-Gael. He was fascinated by shadowy, secret organizations, such as the Irish Republican Brotherhood, and ultimately by the famed Irish Republican Army. All these tensions moved into high gear when war broke out unexpectedly between England and Germany in August 1914. Could the enemy of Ireland’s oppressor be Ireland’s friend? Germany had actually been Ireland’s friend for some time. German scholars learned how to decipher the Old Irish

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James K. McGuire surrenders himself to the New York County District Attorney’s Office on Dec. 8, 1913.

language and explored Ireland’s ancient ruins when the ruling English either ignored or disparaged them. It should also be remembered that the Imperial German Army of World War I, despite its bad press in Belgium, did not behave as monstrously as the Nazis of World War II did. Quite a few Irish nationalists were openly pro-German. Famed Irish anthropologist and public intellectual Sir Roger Casement was hanged as a traitor for his putative pro-German activity. British forces intercepted boats full of German arms intended for Irish rebels. This was a sentiment shared by many Irish-Americans. Victor Herbert, Dublin-born composer of popular operettas Babes in Toyland (1903) and Naughty Marietta (1910), loudly championed the German cause, at a high personal price. The most strident voice in this chorus belonged to the North Side-educated James K. McGuire in his The King, the Kaiser and Irish Freedom (1914), far and away his most famous work and still very much in print. It was followed by What Germany Could Do for Ireland (1915). The author’s thesis could not have been clearer. He urged Irish-Americans and the United States to favor Germany in the war, assuring that the defeat of Britain would free Ireland of centuries of oppression. The books were banned in Britain and Canada and made for a hard sell in Anglophile America. As the United States drew closer to war, McGuire’s friendship with Secretary Bryan proved useful. McGuire’s relationship with Eamon de Valera, the key figure in 20th-century Irish politics, led to the Boy Mayor’s last

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Author Joseph E. Fahey is a judge in Onondaga County Court.

adventure. The American-born de Valera was the only one of the rebels from the Dublin Easter Rising of 1916 to escape the firing squad. After a daring jailbreak in early 1919, de Valera made his way to the United States raising money for bonds supporting the new state to emerge from the then-raging Irish War for Independence. Hosting a fugitive from British justice was a dangerous undertaking, but de Valera knew he had a safe haven at the McGuire home in New Rochelle. Bold as brass, de Valera’s main fundraiser was held at the Waldorf Astoria. James K. McGuire was only 54 when he died of a heart attack at the Hotel Raleigh, in Washington, D.C., on June 29, 1923. Huge crowds attended his funeral at St. John the Evangelist, and he is buried in St. Agnes Cemetery. o Syracuse New Times

The Premiere The launch for Joe Fahey’s book James K. McGuire: Boy Mayor and Irish Nationalist (Syracuse University Press) will take place 4:40 to 6:30 p.m. May 21 at the Onondaga Historical Association. Books will be available for purchase. The event will include a talk by Fahey and a book signing. The launch is free and open to the public. Refreshments will be sponsored by the Irish American Cultural Institute.

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events

MUSIC

Ellen Fagan. Sat. 8 p.m. The singer and song-

Wednesday 3/19

The Infamous Stringdusters. Sat. 8 p.m. Virginia bluegrassers visit, preceded by Fruition at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $20. Thewestcotttheater.com.

Listed in chronological order:

Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. March 19, 12:30-1:30 p.m. The Wednesday Recital Series featuring youthful classical musicians continues with soprano Zoe Johnson and pianist Sabine Krantz at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. Free. 254-7136.

I Am the Avalanche. Wed. March 19,

6 p.m. Vinnie Caruana’s rockin’ outfit makes its stand, preceded by The Swellers, Turnover, Homeward and Dead Ends at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $10-$12. 446-1934.

Reverend Payton’s Big Damn Band.

Wed. March 19, 8 p.m. Country blues blasters out of Indiana’s Bean Blossom burg come to town, plus the Dex Romweber Duo at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $15. Thewestcotttheater. com.

Thursday 3/20

writer brings her folksy repertoire to the Earlville Opera House, 18 E. Main St., Earlville. $10/adults, $5/students. 691-3550.

Jay Ungar and Molly Mason. Sat. 8

p.m. The acclaimed acoustic folk duo visits the Oswego Music Hall, 41 Lake St., Oswego. $18/ advance, $22/door. 342-1733.

Eddie Money. Sat. 8 p.m. Veteran rocker brings his chart-topping hits to the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $30, $35, $45. 361-SHOW.

Sunday 3/23 Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m. Jam session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

Jefferson Starship. Thurs. 8 p.m. The

enduring pop rock favorites perform at the Dock, 415 Taughannock Blvd., Ithaca. $40. (607) 273-8588.

Robert Randolph and the Family Band. Thurs. 8 p.m. The pedal steel guitarist

and his outfit brings da funk, plus Minority Report at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $25. Thewestcotttheater.com.

T Mills. Thurs. 8 p.m. The rapper caps a beatheavy night, preceded by Mod Sun, Ayy Brooks and Deven Coleman at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $13-$20. 446-1934.

Friday 3/21 Loren Barrigar and Mark Mazengarb. Fri. 8 p.m. The popular guitar duo in

concert, plus the Irish-born sister act Alison and Zoe at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $15. 253-6669.

Rebecca Colleen and the Chord Lads. Fri. 8 p.m. Enjoy bluegrass, country

and more from this Finger Lakes troupe at May Memorial Unitarian Universalist Society, 3800 E. Genesee St. $15. folkus.org.

Dark Hollow. Fri. 9 p.m. The Grateful Dead

tribute band jams the night away at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $10. Thewestcotttheater. com.

Saturday 3/22 Patti Dahl and Heartsong. Sat. 7 p.m. The Christian recording act performs at the Sherrill Community Coffeehouse, Christ Church United Methodist, 417 Park St., Sherrill. Free will offering. 725-0974, 363-1061.

Larry Hoyt and the Good Acoustics. Sat. 7:30 p.m. Enjoy folk, rock and more

at the United Church of Fayetteville’s Steeple Coffeehouse, 310 E. Genesee St., Fayetteville. $10. 663-7415.

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Death of a Salesman. Thurs.-Sat. 8 p.m.; closes Sat. March 22. The Central New York Playhouse troupe presents the classic Arthur Miller drama at the company’s Shoppingtown Mall venue, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $34.95/6:30 p.m. dinner theater Sat.; $20/show only; $15/Thurs. 885-8960. Deathtrap. Thurs.-Sat. 8:15 p.m., Sun. 3 p.m.;

closes April 6. Ira Levin’s tricky comedy-thriller is performed at the Cider Mill Playhouse, 2 S. Nanticoke Ave., Endicott. $26-$32. (607) 748-7363.

Lungs. Wed. March 26, 7:30 p.m.; closes April

13. British playwright Duncan Macmillan’s work about a contemporary couple pondering their future decisions continues the season at the Kitchen Theatre Company, 417 W. State St., Ithaca. $15-$37. (607) 273-4497.

My Dead Lady. Every Thurs. 6:45 p.m.;

Tuesday 3/25 Excision. Tues. 7 p.m. The dubstepper in

action, plus Dirty Phonics and Ill Gates at the Regional Market’s F Shed, 2100 Park St. $25/general, $50/VIP. Upstateshows.com.

Wednesday 3/26 Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. March 26, 12:30-1:30 p.m. The Wednesday Recital Series featuring youthful classical musicians continues with pianist Michael Goodrich at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. Free. 254-7136. Ethel and Kaki King. Wed. March 26, 7:30 p.m. The post-classical music quartet joins forces with the talented guitarist at SUNY Oswego’s Waterman Theater, Tyler Hall, Oswego. $18. 3124581.

COMEDY

Comedy Showcase. Wed. March 19, 7:30 p.m. Local and regional stand-ups compete at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $7. 423-8669.

Hamlet. Thurs.-Sat. & Wed. March 26, 8 p.m.; closes April 5. The Shakespeare drama gets all shook up with a John Hughes-styled 1980s-era flourish in this production at the Redhouse Arts Center, 201 S. West St. $30. 362-2785.

rockers at the Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. $25, $45, $55. 475-7979.

Sleeping Beauty. Every Sat. 12:30 p.m.; through April 12. Interactive version of the children’s classic; performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $5. 449-3823. Willy Wonka Jr. Fri. 7:30 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 3

p.m.; through Sat. March 23 A children’s production of the fantasy classic is presented by the CNY Arts Center at the State Street Methodist Church, 357 State St., Fulton. $10/adults, pay your age/ ages 5-10, free/under age 5. 592-3373.

Auditions and Rehearsals Redhouse, Appleseed and Rarely Done Auditions. Sun. March 23 & Mon.

March 24. Joint tryouts for the three companies’ closes May 1. Suspicious characters spoof the upcoming seasons at the Redhouse Arts Center, George Bernard Shaw musical in this interactive dinner-theater comedy whodunit; performed by 201 S. West St. Equity and non-Equity actors of all ages are welcome. Actors should prepare one Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, comedic monologue and 16 bars of a song of 689 N. Clinton St. $27.95/plus tax and gratuity. their choice. Non-singers are welcome to audition 475-1807. with the monologue only. Bring a resume and headshot; if you do not have a headshot, a photo The Normal Heart. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m.; closes will be taken upon your arrival. casting@ Sat. March 22. Larry Kramer’s autobiographical theredhouse.org. drama about the AIDS outbreak in early 1980s Manhattan, presented by Rarely Done ProducThe Media Unit. Central New York teens tions at Jazz Central, 441 E. Washington St. $20. ages 13-17 are sought for the award-winning teen 546-3224. performance and production troupe guided by jet-set auteur Walt Shepperd; roles include singRock of Ages. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Famous Art- ers, actors, dancers, writers and technical crew. ists presents the tribute to 1980s big-hair arena Auditions by appointment: 478-UNIT.

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D’Sean Ross. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Up-and-coming stand-up visits the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10. 423-8669.

Loni Love. Fri. 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Sat. 9:45 p.m., Sun. 7:30 p.m. Funny lady/actress entertains her fans at the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $20/Fri. & Sat., $15/ Sun. 423-8669. Wise Guys Comedy Club. Fri. & Sat. 8

p.m. The club continues at a new location with JP Justice at Stein’s (formerly McNamara’s Pub), 5600 Newport Road, Camillus. $15/show only, $35/ show and dinner. 672-3663.

Live Improv Comedy. Sat. 8 p.m. Improv

games played by the Pork Pie Hat troupe in the style of the TV series Whose Line Is It Anyway? Salt City Improv Theatre, Shoppingtown Mall. 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $7. 410-5471, saltcityimprov. com.

Chicks Are Funny. Wed. March 26, 7:30 p.m. Selena Coppock and Mara Herron co-headline the stand-up action at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10. 423-8669.

EXHIBITS Art Galleries

Listed alphabetically: Ann Felton Multicultural Center and Gallery. Onondaga Community College, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 498-2787. Through April 15: Realities, Dreams and Myths, works by Lin Price.

ArtRage Gallery. 505 Hawley Ave. Wed.Fri. 2-7 p.m., Sat. noon-4 p.m. 218-5711. Through March 29: Normal: How the Nazis Normalized the Unspeakable, archival snapshots of Third Reich goosesteppers showcase their domestic lives at parties, weddings and picnics. Arts in the HeART Gallery. 47 S. First St, Fulton. Tues. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Wed. 11 a.m.-7 p.m., Thurs. & Fri. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 592-3373.

Art Store Gallery (Commercial Art Supply). 935 Erie Blvd. E. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-7 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 474-1000.

Baltimore Woods Nature Center’s Weeks Art Gallery. 4007 Bishop Hill Road,

Marcellus. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 673-1350. Through April 26: Scope of Nature, watercolors by Christy Lemp and photographs by Chris Murray.

Barrett Art Gallery. Library Concourse,

Utica College, Utica. Mon.-Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 12-3 p.m. 792-3057. Through May 2: The Landscape Revisited: Painting and Photography, works by Jonathan Beer, Sandra Gottlieb and Martin Weinstein.

bc Restaurant. 247 W. Fayette St. Tues.Thurs. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri. 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m., Sat. 5:30-10 p.m. 701-0636. Through March: Skewed Perspective, photography by Heidi Vantassel. Reception Thurs. March 20, 5-7 p.m.

Beauchamp Branch Library. 2111 S. Salina St. Mon., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Tues. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-3395.

Betts Branch Library. 4862 S. Salina St. Mon. & Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Tues. & Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 435-1940. Through March: photography by Buddy Belonsoff. Cayuga Museum of History and Art/Case Research Lab Museum.

203 Genesee St., Auburn. Tues.-Sun. noon-5 p.m. 253-8051. Through May 4: From Gilded Stage to Silver Screen, a history of Auburn theaters. Ongoing: Both Sides of the Wall, a salute to Auburn Prison, plus A Child’s World.

Cazenovia College Art Gallery. Reisman Hall, 6 Sullivan St. Fri. 4-6 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 1-4 p.m. 655-7261.

concerts upcoming

3/28: Cyrille Aimee Sextet. Onon-

daga Community College, Storer Auditorium. 498-2772.

3/28: Beware of Darkness. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

3/28: Turkuaz, Alan Evans Trio. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

Casino Showroom, Verona. 361-SHOW.

Central Library. Galleries of Syracuse, 447

S. Salina St. Mon., Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m-5 p.m., Tues.Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-1900. Through March: It’s a Zoo Out There, photography by Kelley Parker.

China Towne Furniture and Mattress. 2320 Milton Ave. Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 488-0419. Through Fri. March 21: A Partnership, works by Clare Willson, Tom Huff, Maria Rizzo, Domenico Gigante and Maria Grazia Facchinetti.

CNY Artists Gallery. Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. 391-5115. Through May 17: The Latest Show on Earth, works by Richard Williams, Brian Butler and more. CNY Arts Center. At the State Street Methodist Church, 357 State St., Fulton. 592-3373.

Community Folk Art Center. 805 E.

Genesee St. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 442-2230. Through May 13: Three in Harmony, a trio of artists display contemporary pieces inspired from the Korean ceramic tradition.

Dalton’s American Decorative Arts.

3/29: Upright Citizens Brigade comedy tour. Palace Theatre, 2384 James

4/4: Chris Smither. May Memorial Uni-

St. 463-9240.

tarian Universalist Society, 3800 E. Genesee St. folkus.org.

3/29: Twiddle, Woodworks, Ultraviolent Hippopotamus. Lost Horizon,

4/4: Diavolo Dance Theater. Land-

5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

3/29: Matt Sima. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. 253-6669.

3/30: Abigail Williams, Bleak, Plague Mask, Dialysis. Lost Horizon,

5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

(Beard Building, third floor), Cortland. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. (607) 753-4216.

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E. Main St., Earlville. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. noon-3 p.m. 691-3550. Through April 5: the 21st annual KidsArt show, featuring works created by 300 elementary school students from around Central New York. Through May 10: Conscious Landscapes, plein aire works by Lisa Iannello; Pennies, Bandaids and Safety Pins: The Objects We Keep Hidden, Patricia Coyle’s installation of personal objects. Reception Sat. March 22, noon-3 p.m.

Edgewood Gallery. 216 Tecumseh Road. Tues.-Fri. 9:30 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 4458111. Through April 11: Introspections, oils by Gary Trento and Sean Flaherty, mixed-media jewelry by Dana Stenson and sculpture by Sharon BuMann. Erie Canal Museum. 318 Erie Blvd. E.

Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Donations accepted. 471-0593. Fri. March 21, noon: slide lecture with local sculptor Sharon BuMann on “Libba’s Grove,” followed by an unveiling of her latest work. Ongoing: Interactive experience where visitors use an interactive touch-screen to play the role of assistant weighmaster and learn to weigh boats, assess the correct tolls and virtually steer the boat into the Weighlock Building.

4/4: Gun Poets. Hangar Theatre, 810

Taughannock Blvd., Ithaca. (607) 273-8588.

4/5: Run Boy Run. Oswego Music Hall, 41 Lake St., Oswego. 342-1733. 4/5: McCarthy Family Singers. Trinity Church Community Coffeehouse, 98 Main St., Camden. 245-0042.

4/1: Stick to Your Guns, Terror, Hundredth, Counterparts, Expire, Ghostship. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson

4/6: Psychic Theresa Caputo. Land-

Road. 446-1934.

4/1: Poor Man’s Whiskey. Westcott

Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

4/3: Candyland, Kill Paris, Devon Ezzo. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater. com.

1931 James St. Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 463-1568.

Dowd Fine Arts Gallery. 9 Main St.

mark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. 475-7979.

3/30: Answer the Muse. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. 253-6669.

Eureka Crafts. 210 Walton St., Armory

Square. Mon.-Wed. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. 471-4601. Fri. March 21-Sun. March 23: 30th anniversary sale.

Everson Museum of Art. 401 Harrison

St. Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. noon-8 p.m., Fri. noon-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. $5/suggested donation/general admission; special exhibits vary in admission price. 474-6064. Through March 30: Central New York Scholastic Art Awards, works by area junior and senior high schoolers; Winter at the Zoo, the annual photo show of animals at the Rosamond Gifford Zoo. Through April 30: Down to Earth, American landscape photography and ceramics through the 19th through 21st centuries. Through July 27: Video Vault: The 1970s Revisited, pioneering art videos from the museum’s collection. Through December: Enduring Gift, Chinese ceramics culled from the Cloud Wampler collection. Through Sat. March 22 and projected outside on the museum’s North facade: I’ll Worship You, You’ll Worship Me, video pieces created by Michael Buhler-Rose; Thurs.-Sun. 7-11 p.m.

Fayetteville Free Library. 300 Orchard St., Fayetteville. Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 637-6374. Gallery 4040. 4040 New Court Ave. Fri.-Sun. noon-5 p.m., and by appointment. 456-9540.

see St. Mon., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Tues. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 484-1528. Through March: Life is What Happens When You’re Making Other Plans, acrylics and watercolors by Karen Koegel. Sat. March 22, 2-5 p.m.: a performance by the Butler-Sheehan Irish Dancers.

H Lee White Marine Museum. West First Street Pier, Oswego. Daily, 1-5 p.m. 342-0480. The complex consists of a main building of exhibits highlighting more than 400 years of maritime history, the national historic landmark World War II tug the LT-5, the New York state Derrick Boat 8 from the Erie Canal System and the Eleanor D, the last U.S. commercial fishing vessel to work Lake Ontario. $7/adults, $3/teen, free/preteen. Herbert Johnson Museum of Art.

3/29: Dr. Dirty. Turning Stone Resort and

Central Arts Gallery. SUNY Empire State College, 6333 Route 298, East Syracuse. Mon.Thurs. 9 a.m.-6 p.m., Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 460-3142.

Hazard Branch Library. 1620 W. Gene-

mark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. 475-7979.

4/9: The Beach Boys. Turning Stone

Resort and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361-SHOW.

4/9: Pimps of Joytime. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

4/11: NYS Baroque. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 109 Waring Road. (607) 342-4163. Through April 4: Equilibrium, paintings, collages and sculptures by Juan Cruz.

Gallery 54. 54 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles. Mon.-Fri. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. 685-5470. Through March: handpainted glassware by Nella Joseph. Sat. March 22, noon-3 p.m.: glass beading demonstration with Judy Witkin. Gallery of CNY. 58 Albany St., Cazenovia. Thurs.-Sat. 1-5 p.m. 655-3707.

Gallery 312. 312 Lakeside Road, Lakeland. Thurs. & Fri. noon-5 p.m., Sat. 3:30-7 p.m., Sun. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. 396-8331. Gandee Gallery. 7846 Main St., Fabius.

Thurs.-Sat. 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 4166339. Through April 6: Ice, photos of Iceland by Jamie Young and ceramics by Bryan Hopkins.

George Eastman House International Museum of Photography.

900 East Ave., Rochester. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $12/adults, $10/seniors, $5/students, free/under age 12. (585) 271-3361. Through May 25: Another America: A Testimonial to the Amish, photographs by Robert Weingarten; A World Apart, Pavel Wolberg’s photographs of Hasidic communities; XL Portfolio, a collection of large-format photography.

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114 Central Ave., Cornell University, Ithaca. Tues.Sun. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. (607) 254-4563. Through June 8: Beyond Earth Art, a flashback to a 1969 exhibit featuring artists and the environment; Food Water Life, drawings, sculptures and more by Lucy and Jorge Orta.

Hospice of CNY. 990 Seventh North St., Liverpool. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 634-1100.

Imagine. 38 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles.

Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 685-6263.

Kirkland Art Center. 9½ East Park Row,

off Route 12B, Clinton. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 853-8871.

La Casita Cultural Center. Lincoln

Building, 109 Otisco St. Mon.-Fri. noon-6 p.m. 443-8743. Through April 26: Mist, works by Abisay Puentes. Reception Fri. March 21, 6 p.m.

Light Work Gallery/Community Darkrooms. Robert Menschel Media Center,

316 Waverly Ave., Syracuse University campus. Light Work: Sun.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. Community Darkrooms: Sun. & Mon. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 443-1300. Through May 30: 2014 Transmedia Photography annual show. Through Aug. 8: Legendary, Gerard H. Gaskin’s photographs of underground balls, where gays and transgenders fashionably flaunt themselves.

Liverpool Public Library. 310 Tulip St.,

Liverpool. Mon.-Thurs. 9 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri. 9 a.m.-6 p.m., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sun. noon-5 p.m. 457-0310.

Manlius Historical Museum. 101 Sco-

ville Ave., Manlius. Daily, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 682-6660. Ongoing: an exhibit on women in the military and life in the community during both World Wars.

Manlius Public Library. 1 Arkie Albanese Drive, Manlius. Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 682-6400, 6995076.

Marcellus Free Library. 32 Maple St., Marcellus. Mon.-Thurs. 9 a.m.-8:30 p.m., Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Sun. 2-4 p.m. 673-3221. Matilda Joslyn Gage Center. 210 E.

Genesee St., Fayetteville. Call for hours: 637-9511.

Maxwell Memorial Library. 14 Genesee St., Camillus. Mon.-Wed. 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Thurs. & Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Sun. 2-4 p.m. 672-3661. Through March: West Genesee Central School District Visual Arts Exhibit.

Mundy Branch Library. 1204 S. Geddes St. Mon., Tues., Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-3797.

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Refocusing the Lens, Pranlal Patel’s photographs of women at work in Ahmedabad, India, circa 1937. Through July 27: In Context: The Portrait in Contemporary Photographic Practice, works of 13 conceptual artists that balance aesthetic and political goals to frame important social issues in a contemporary manner. Ongoing: Archive Hall: Art and Artifacts; Case Histories: The Hidden Meaning of Objects.

Come for the food, Stay for the fun Daily Happy Hour specials Live music Wed & Fri 17 Columbus St., Auburn

Westcott Community Center Art Gallery. 826 Euclid Ave. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.;

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Munson-Williams-Proctor Arts Institute. 310 Genesee St., Utica. Tues.-Sat. 10

White Branch Library. 763 Butternut St. Mon., Tues., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Wed. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-3519. Through March: an exhibit devoted to several August Wilson plays. Sat. March 22, 2-5 p.m.: music and education by the Jazz On Demand trio.

a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 797-0000. Through May 4: American Royalty, photographs of the Kennedys and other celebrities by Mark Shaw; $10/adults, $5/students.

Museum of Science and Technology (MOST). 500 S. Franklin St. Tues.-Sun. 10 a.m.-5

Wilson Art Gallery. Noreen Reale Falcone Library, Le Moyne College, 1419 Salt Springs Road. Mon.-Thurs. 8 a.m.-2 a.m.; Fri. 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat. 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sun. noon-2 a.m. 445-4153. Through March 28: Playing with Fire, clay, bronze and welded steel works by Carol Adamec.

p.m. $8/general; $7/ages 11 and younger, and 65 and older. 425-9068. Ongoing: Out There: Exploring Space Through Reality, a local collaboration between augmented reality company Glyphr and artist Lorne Covington that puts visitors into the images as they explore different concepts of space exploration.

LEARNING

914 Works. 914 E. Genesee St. Tues.-Sat. 10

a.m.-6 p.m. 443-8072. Through April 11: Americans Who Tell the Truth: Models of Courageous Citizenship, Robert Shetterly’s portraits of noted whistleblowers. Reception Tues. March 25, 4-6:30 p.m.

Art Group. Every Wed. 10 a.m. Bring your

own supplies and learn, exchange art knowledge, share fine art with others and work your media. VFW, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. Free. 699-3965.

Oneida Community Mansion House. 170 Kenwood Ave., Sherrill. 363-0745.

Mon.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. noon-4 p.m. Tours available Wed.-Sat. 10 a.m. & 2 p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m. $5/adults; $3/students, free/children under 12. Through June: South Seas to Botticelli, a collection of Frank Perry’s flatware designs from the 1950s to 1970s. Through October: The Braidings of Jessie Catherine Kinsley. Ongoing: Wartime at Oneida Ltd., bayonets, scalpels and other military equipment manufactured by the company during World War II; Oneida Game Traps, 1852-1925.

Onondaga Historical Association.

321 Montgomery St. Wed.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sat. & Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Donation requested. 4281864. Through March 30: Snowy Splendor, scenes of winter in Onondaga County. Through June 15: Fashion After Five, cocktail dresses from the 1920s to 1990s; Culture of the Cocktail Hour, a look at Onondaga County’s speakeasies and cocktail lounges during the Prohibition era. Through Sept. 21: Ever a New Season, works by 19th-century photographer George Barnard.

Oswego State Downtown. 186 W. First

St., Oswego. Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. & Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 216-4985. Through Sat. March 22: The Nature of Things, color photos by Jeanne Lagergren.

Paine Branch Library. 113 Nichols Ave.

Mon. & Tues. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Wed.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-5442. Through March: a display on Moby Dick author Herman Melville’s connections to Syracuse; Henninger High School Student Art Exhibit.

Petit Branch Library. 105 Victoria Place.

Mon. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Tues., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-3636. Through March: a celebration of Women’s History Month. Reception Thurs. March 20, 5-8 p.m.

Redhouse Arts Center. Joan Lukas

Rothenberg Gallery, 201 S. West St. Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 425-0405. Through April 25: Cuba 2014, photography by Julieve Jubin. Reception Thurs. March 20, 5-7 p.m.

Solvay Public Library. 615 Woods Road,

Solvay. Mon.-Wed. 9 a.m.-8 p.m., Thurs.-Fri. 9 a.m.-

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Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45 p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 410-1962.

Classical Gas

The nonconformist classic string quartet Ethel (pictured, with violist Ralph Farris, cellist Dorothy Lawson and violinists Kip Jones and Tema Watstein) will join with iconoclastic guitarist Kaki King when the musicians kick off their spring tour at SUNY Oswego’s Waterman Theater, Tyler Hall, Oswego, on Wednesday, March 26, 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $18 for adults, $5 for students. For details, call 312-2141 or visit Oswego.edu/arts.

Open Figure Drawing. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m. All skill levels are welcome: if you can write your name, you can draw. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $8. 453-5565.

Onondaga County Civil War Roundtable. Thurs. 7 p.m. Historian Tom

Henry will speak about the Gettysburg community after the battle at the Town of DeWitt Community Room, 148 Sanders Creek Parkway, East Syracuse. Free. 696-4646

Public Speaking Workshop. Fri. 10 5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 468-2441. Through March: pastels and watercolors by Sue Hoyt-O’Neill.

St. David’s Episcopal Church Gallery. 14 Jamar Drive, DeWitt. Mon.-Thurs. 9 a.m.-

1 p.m., and by appointment. 446-2112. Through April 21: new paintings by Gary Trento and Steve Carlson.

SUArt Galleries. Shaffer Art Building, Syr-

acuse University. Tues. & Wed. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Thurs. 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 443-4097. Through March 30: Mithila Painting, works with an Indian aesthetic tradition; Arts on Main, contemporary prints from South African emerging artists; William Kentridge: Nose and Other Subjects, more than 25 prints plus a video installation. Through May 11: America’s Calling, 16 works of art by 15 foreign-born artists including Ben Shahn, Yasuo Kuniyoshi, and Josef Albers; Visions for Sale: Photographs of 19th Century Japan, 22 hand-colored albumen prints from the 19th century exploring the country’s people, land and environment that was quickly changing due to modernization; Ukiyo-e to Shin Hanga, more than 300 examples of Japanese woodcuts.

Tyler Art Gallery. Tyler Hall, SUNY Oswego

campus, Route 104, Oswego. Tues.-Sat.: 11:30

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a.m.-3 p.m. 312-2113. Through April 19: Generations IV, works by public school art teachers, their students and SUNY Oswego students who worked with them; Spring Masters of Arts Exhibition.

View Arts Center/Old Forge. 3273 State Route 28, Old Forge. Thurs.-Sun. 11 a.m.4 p.m. $6/adults, free/under age 12. 369-6411. Through April 27: Winter Air, a juried show of 118 works by national and international artists; London and France, paintings in gouache by Chris Baker; 33 Watercolors, local landscapes by Drayton Jones; Push and Pull, paintings by Amy Mclaren; Over and Under: Adirondack Perspectives, watercolors by Bob Ripley. Through May 25: Strange Union II, ceramic sculpture by Maarney McDiarmid and Maggie Hogan. Through June 8: Adirondack Rockware, pottery by Peter Shrope. Warehouse Gallery/Point of Contact Gallery. 350 W. Fayette St. Mon.-Fri. 1-5

p.m. 443-4098. Through April 25: Sharply Into a Light Space, Gladys Triana explores themes of climate change and the environment with photographs, videos and an installation.

Wellin Museum of Art. Hamilton

College, College Hill Road, Clinton. Tues.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 859-4396. Through April 15:

a.m.-5 p.m. Personnel from Toastmasters International will be on hand at Hazard Branch Library, 1620 W. Genesee St. Free. 435-5326.

Improv Scene Work. Every Sat. 10 a.m.noon; through March 29. Syracuse Improv Collective instructors offer storytelling techniques for budding improvisational comic talents at the Central New York Playhouse, Shoppingtown mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $75. 885-8960. Quilting Group. Every Sat. 10 a.m. The Sankofa Piecemakers Quilting Group meets at Beauchamp Branch Library, 2111 S. Salina St. Free. 443-1757. Beginners Photo Book Class. Sat. 1-4 p.m. Learn how to edit, sequence and layout a photo book at Light Work, 316 Waverly Ave. $75. 443-1300. Vegetable Garden Workshop. Sat.

2:30-5 p.m. Learn how to properly plant and maintain a veggie garden at Petit Branch Library, 105 Victoria Place. Free. 435-3636.

Art Classes. Every Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m., 4 & 6:30 p.m. Teens and adults delve into their artistic sides at the Liverpool Art Center, 101 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $60-$80/month. 243-9333.

Michael Winston. Tues. 7-9 p.m. The

former Countrywide Financial executive turned whistleblower discusses corporate and government accountability at ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free. 218-5711.

LITERATI

Book Discussion Group. Thurs. 6:30

p.m. Members consider The Sandcastle by Chris Bohjalian at Petit Branch Library, 105 Victoria Place. Free. 435-3636.

Steven R. Schwankert. Fri. 7 p.m. The

author and reporter discusses his book Poseidon: China’s Secret Salvage of Britain’s Lost Submarine. YMCA, 340 Montgomery St. Free. 498-2699.

Used Book Sale. Sat. 10 a.m-2 p.m. Peruse and purchase tomes, DVDs and more at Paine Branch Library, 113 Nichols Ave. Free. 435-5442. Writers’ Roundtable. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m. Long-standing writers’ group invites new and seasoned scribes to share work or just sit back and listen. Denny’s, 103 Elwood Davis Road (off Seventh North Street). Free. 247-9645. Penny Rosenwasser. Mon. 7 p.m. The

author discusses her latest book Hope in Practice: Jewish Women Choosing Justice Despite Our Fears. Barnes & Noble, 3454 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Free. 449-2948.

Anna Deavere Smith. Tues. 5 p.m. The

playwright’s lecture, titled “Snapshots: Portraits of a World in Transition,” takes place at Hendricks Chapel, Syracuse University Quad, 900 S. Crouse Ave. Free. 443-2941.

Barnes & Noble Book Club. Tues. 6 p.m. Members discuss The Dovekeepers by Alice Hoffman at (where else?) Barnes & Noble, 3454 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Free. 449-2948.

OUTINGS

a.m. to 8 p.m. $3/adults; $2/children and seniors; $3/skate rental.

Onondaga Lake Skatepark. Daily,

noon-4 p.m., through March 31. The park is open for anyone older than age 5. Helmets must be worn, and waivers (available at the park) must be signed by a parent. Onondaga Lake Park, 107 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $3/session; $29/monthly pass; $99/season pass. 453-6712.

SPORTS

Syracuse Crunch Hockey. Fri., Sat. &

Hard Hat Construction Expo. Wed. March 19 & Thurs. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Equipment and service vendors convene at the Exhibit Center, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free/qualified industry buyers. (800) 218-5586. Wellness Conference. Wed. March 19, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. The Healthy Syracuse Worksite Wellness Conference features workplace-related health exhibits and wellness workshops. SRC Arena and Events Center, Onondaga Community College, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. Free. 474-6851. North Syracuse Art Guild Meeting.

Wed. March 19, 1-3 p.m. Enjoy graphite pencil drawing techniques with local artist Tom Lenweaver at VFW Post 7290, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. Free. 752-0134.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Head down to Hanover Square to test your knowledge. Bull & Bear Pub, 125 E. Water St. Free. 701-3064. Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Come out and test your knowledge against others. Stingers Pizza, 4500 Pewter Lane, Manlius. Free. 692-8100.

Fort Stanwix National Monument.

Scotch Dinner. Thurs. 6:30-10:30 p.m.

4:30 p.m. The zoo, located at 1 Conservation Place, features some pretty nifty animals, including penguins, tigers, birds, primates and the ever-popular elephants. $8/adults, $5/seniors, $4/ youth, free/under age 2. 435-8511.

City of Syracuse Ice Skating. Through

March 30 at indoor rinks, weather permitting at Clinton Square. The Department of Parks, Recreation and Youth Programs offers skating at these locations. Meachem Rink (121 W. Seneca Turnpike, 492-0179). Open skating: Tues.-Fri. 12:15 to 3:15 p.m.; Fri. & Sat. 7:15 to 10 p.m. Senior skating: Fri. 9 to 11:45 a.m. $3/adults, $2/children and seniors; skate rental: $3. Sunnycrest Rink (698 Robinson St., near Henninger High School; 473-4696). Open skating: Mon. & Tues. 12:15 to 4:30 p.m.; Wed. noon to 5:30 p.m., 7:15 to 10 p.m.; Thurs. noon to 4:30 p.m.; Fri. noon to 4:30 p.m., 7:15 to 10 p.m.; Sat. 1:45 to 6:45 p.m., 7 to 8:15 p.m., 8:30 to 10 p.m.; Sun. 1:30 to 5:30 p.m., 7:15 to 8:30 p.m. and 8:45 to 10 p.m. $3/adults; $2/children and seniors; skate rental: $3. 473-4696. Clinton Square Ice Rink (423-0129). Mon.Thurs. 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.; Fri. and school breaks 11 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.; Sun. 10

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SPECIALS

Onondaga Woodcarvers Club. Thurs. 6 p.m. Members meet at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 638-2519.

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Wed. March 26, 7 p.m. The slap-shotters’ face-offs include the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins (Fri.), Albany Devils (Sat.) and St. John’s IceCaps (Wed.). Onondaga County War Memorial Arena, 515 Montgomery St. $16-$20. 473-4444.

Montezuma Wildlife Viewing. Every Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-3 p.m., Sat.-Sun. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Trails and the Wildlife Drive auto-tour route are open to visitors. Montezuma National Wildlife Refuge, 3395 Route 20, Seneca Falls. Free. 5685987. Wed.-Sun. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 112 E. Park St., Rome. Free. 338-7730. Ongoing: the exhibit Powder Horns of Early America.

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Scotch expert Forrest Harper hosts a seven-course dinner featuring single-malt scotch pairings. Brae Loch Inn, 5 Albany St., Cazenovia. $65. 655-3431.

Team Trivia. Every Thurs. 8 p.m. Eat, drink, and use your brain all at the same time. Quaker Steak & Lube, 3535 Walters Road. Free. 451-9464. Fish Dinners. Every Fri. 3-7:30 p.m.; through April 18. Enjoy Lenten repasts including haddock, shrimp and more at VFW Post 7290, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. $9.50-$11.50/adults, $5-$6.50/children. 458-7290.

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Wii Fun. Fri. 3 p.m.; through March 28. Test your Nintendo skills, plus other games for ages 6 to 12, at Beauchamp Branch Library, 2111 S. Salina St. Free. 435-3395. Trivia Night. Every Fri. 7 p.m. Nightly prizes to those with the answers to general knowledge questions. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave. Free. 487-9890. Highland Forest Trail Hike. Sat. 9 a.m.-

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or, if weather permits, snowshoe trek. Participants must bring food and water. Highland Forest, Route 80, Fabius. Free. 687-3589.

Pancake Breakfast. Every Sat. 9 a.m.-noon; through March. Get flapjack fever at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. $3-$5. 638-2519.

Spring Craft Show. Sat. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Local artists sell handmade crafts and gift items at Sacred Heart Church, 8229 S. Main St., Cicero. Free. 699-2752. BECOME AN INSTANT VIP BY TEXTING “LIVECOMEDY” TO 68247

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Emergency Preparedness Fair. Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Learn the ropes at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, 5070 N. Eagle Village Road, Manlius. Free. 637-0354. Maple Syrup Time. Every Sat. 10 a.m.-4

p.m.; every Sun. 1-4 p.m. Celebrate the arrival of spring with syrup-harvesting demonstrations at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 638-2519.

Syracuse Motorama. Sat. 10 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sun. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. The Custom and Classic Car and Motorcycle Show features auto enthusiasts and vendors from across the country. Center of Progress Building, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. $8/adults; $4/ages 12 and under. 672-3904. Divergent Party. Sat. 1-2:30 p.m. Celebrate the movie release; for teens 13 and older. Central Library, 447 S. Salina St. Free. 435-1900. Shamrock Animal Fund Celebration. Sat. 6:30-10:30 p.m. The fifth annual bene-

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fit features acclaimed jazz vocalist Jane Monheit, Irish food and more at King and King Architects, 358 W. Jefferson St. $75. 415-8563.

Pancake Breakfast. Sun. 7:30 a.m.noon. The menu also features waffles, omelets and more at the Baldwinsville Volunteer Fire Department, 7911 Crego Road, Baldwinsville. Adults/$8.50/adults; seniors/$8/seniors; $6/ages 6 to 12; free/ages 5 and under. 635-8787.

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Team Trivia. Every Mon. 7 p.m. Drop some factoids at Phoebe’s Restaurant, 900 E. Genesee St. Free. 475-5154. Smartass Trivia. Every Tues. 7:15-11 pm. More brainy fun with Steve Patrick at Nibsy’s Pub, 201 Ulster Ave. Free. 476-8423.

SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT

Team Trivia. Every Tues. 8 p.m. Join in the fun at Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave. Free. (215) 760-8312.

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Starts Friday

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FILM

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Films, theaters and times subject to change. Check syracusenew times.com for updates. 300: Rise of an Empire. Inevitable

swords-and-sandals sequel; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:35, 4:15, 7 & 9:50 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:25 a.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 3:45, 6:30 & 9:20 p.m. Great Northern

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Singer-songwriter Ellen Fagan returns to her native roots with her first solo concert at the Earlville Opera House, 18 E. Main St., Earlville, on Saturday, March 22, 8 p.m. Expect plenty of folksy originals from the hometown songbird in the first of the opera house’s Spring Arts Café Series. Tickets are $10 for adults, $5 for students. Call 691-3550 for information. 10. (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:40 & 7:40 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 4:40 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:15 & 7:05 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 4:20 & 10:05 p.m.

12 Years a Slave. Academy Award-winning historical drama recounts the tale of Solomon Northrup (Chiwetel Ejiofor), a free man sold into slavery prior to the Civil War. Manlius (Digital presentation/stereo). Fri.-Sun.: 4:30 p.m. Mon. & Wed. (3-26): 7:30 p.m. About Last Night. Kevin Hart and Michael Ealy in a reboot of the raunchy 1986 comedy. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 7:35 & 10:25 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. (3-27) matinee: 1:10 & 4:10 p.m.

Better Living Through Chemistry.

um). Screen 1: Daily: 12, 3:20, 6:40 & 10 p.m. Screen 2: 1, 4:20 & 7:40 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11 p.m. Screen 3 (Fri.-Sun.): 8:10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:30 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 12:30, 3:40 & 6:50 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10 p.m. Screen 2: 1, 4:10 & 7:20 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:30 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:30, 3:40, 6:50 & 9:30 p.m. Screen 2: 1, 4:10, 7:20 & 10 p.m. Screen 3 (Fri.-Sun.): 12 & 6:20 p.m.

Frozen. Hans Christian Andersen’s The Snow Queen provides the source material for Disney’s cartoon musical. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:50 p.m. God’s Not Dead. Kevin “Hercules” Sorbo as an atheist professor in this faith-based drama. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:15, 4:05, 7:05 & 9:55 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12 a.m.

Sam Rockwell as a small-town druggist who mixes meds with extramarital behavior in this indie comedy. Manlius (Digital presentation/stereo). Fri.-Sun., Tues. & Thurs. (3-27): 7:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 2:30 p.m.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. Round two for director Peter Jackson’s

Divergent. Screen adaptation of the teen-

Banks lend their voices to this cartoon. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:25 a.m., 2, 4:45, 7:30 & 10:10 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:35, 4:25 & 7:10 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:55 a.m., 2:20, 4:45, 7:15 & 9:55 p.m.

geared sci-fi literary series storms the multiplexes. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ IMAX/Stadium). Daily: 12:30, 3:50, 7:10 & 10:30 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/ Stadium). Daily: 11:30 a.m., 2:50, 6:10 & 9:30 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadi-

fantasy trilogy. Hollywood (Digital presentation/ stereo). Fri.-Sun.: 2:45 p.m.

The LEGO Movie. Will Arnett and Elizabeth

The Monuments Men. George Clooney,

Matt Damon and Bill Murray in an unusual World War II adventure yarn. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:55, 4:15, 7 & 10:10 p.m.

Mr. Peabody and Sherman. Stephen

Colbert lends his voice to this big-screen cartoon version of the wry Jay Ward 1960s-era TV cartoon about time travel. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 11:40 a.m., 2:30 & 5:10 p.m. Late shows Mon.-Thurs. (3-27): 7:45 & 10:20 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:35, 3:35, 6:35 & 9:15 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/3-D/ Stadium). Daily: 4:15 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:40 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:25 & 6:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:10, 4, 6:30 & 9:10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:50 a.m., 2:10, 4:40, 7:10 & 9:45 p.m.

Muppets Most Wanted. Ricky Gervais and Tina Fey join Kermit’s crew for this family-geared sequel. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:20 a.m., 2:10, 5, 7:50 & 10:40 p.m. Screen 2: 12:40, 3:40, 6:50 & 9:40 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:40 p.m. Screen 3 (Fri.Sun.): 1:10 & 4:10 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:15, 4 & 7 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:50, 3:50, 6:40 & 9:40 p.m. Screen 2: 1:20, 4:30, 7:30 & 10:20 p.m. Screen 3 (Fri.-Sun.): 12:20 & 3:10 p.m. Need for Speed. Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul in a movie version of the fast-paced video game; shown in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 3:25, 6:45 & 10:05 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:45, 3:55, 7:15 & 10:35 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 12:40 & 7:05 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 3:50 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 3:55 & 9:35 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:40 & 6:45 p.m. Non-Stop. Liam Neeson as an air marshal in pursuit of a killer aboard a frenzied flight. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:40, 4:40, 7:20 & 10:20 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:30, 4:30 & 7:35 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:05 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, 7:40 & 10:15 p.m. The Nut Job. Will Arnett and Brendan Fraser lend their voices to this squirrely cartoon. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 6 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 12:45 p.m.

Philomena. Judi Dench as an aging woman

in search of her son in director Stephen Frears’ sentimental drama. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 6:35 & 9:20 p.m. Mon.Thurs. (3-27) matinee: 12:20 & 3:10 p.m.

The Shawshank Redemption. Regal Cinema’s Classic Film Series rolls on with Morgan Freeman and Tim Robbins in the Stephen King prison flick. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Sun.: 2 p.m. Wed. (3-26): 2 & 7 p.m. The Single Moms Club. More from the Tyler Perry franchise. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: Daily: 12:55, 4, 6:55 & 9:45 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:20 a.m. Screen 2: 1:25, 4:20, 7:25 & 10:15 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 4:20 & 7:25 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:15 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:45, 4:05, 6:55 & 9:50 p.m.

Son of God. The story of Jesus in a 138-min-

ute condensation of the 10-hour The Bible TV miniseries. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:05, 3:15, 6:25 & 9:35 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:50, 3:55 & 6:55 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:55 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Fri. & Sat.: 3:15 & 10:30 p.m. Sun.: 3:15 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. (3-27): 12, 3:15 & 6:20 p.m.

The Wolf of Wall Street. Leonardo Di

Caprio takes the lead in director Martin Scorsese’s raunchy three-hour biographical blowout on stockbroker Jordan Belfort. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 8 p.m.

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“Brew and View” 35mm film series continues with the Coen Brothers’ cult classic with Jeff Bridges, John Goodman and Philip Seymour Hoffmann. Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $7. 436-4723.

A Community Concern. Wed. March

19, 6:30 p.m. Documentary about organizers who work with educators to improve urban public schools, followed by a discussion. Part of the “What If” film series, a showcase of national community efforts to improve quality of life. ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free. 218-5711.

Clerks. Mon. 7:30 p.m. The “Flashback Movie Mondays” series continues with writer-director Kevin Smith’s raunchy low-budget comedy. Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $5. 436-4723. Coral Reef Adventure. Wed. March 19-Fri. 3 p.m., Sat. 3 & 6 p.m., Sun. & Wed. March 26, 3 p.m. Large-format glub story. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

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Fruitvale Station. Wed. March 19-Sun. 5:30 p.m. The “Indie Films” series continues this fact-based tale of a subway shooting. Hamilton Theater, 7 Lebanon St., Hamilton. $7.75. 824-2724, 824-8210. Hubble. Wed. March 19-Fri. 12, 2 & 4 p.m., Sat. 12, 2, 4 & 8 p.m., Sun. & Wed. March 26, 12, 2 & 4 p.m. Large-format space odyssey. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/ adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068. Inside Llewyn Davis. Fri. 1 & 8 p.m.,

Sat. 8 p.m. The Coen Brothers’ quirky tale of an unlovable songwriter in the 1960s. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $5/advance, $6/ door. 253-6669.

Michael Jordan to the MAX. Sat. 5

p.m. Annual March Madness screenings featuring the large-format profile of the celebrated hoopster at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/ children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

To the Arctic. Wed. March 19-Fri. 1 p.m., Sat. 1 & 7 p.m., Sun. & Wed. March 26, 1 p.m. Meryl Streep narrates the large-format documentary about a polar bear family. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

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FRIDAY 3/21

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BURGERS, BEERS & WINGS

Thursday 3/20 Acoustic Justice. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet

Wednesday 3/19

Ave.), 8 p.m.

Brian McArdell and Mark Westers.

Route 31, Cicero), 7-9 p.m.

(Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University Hotel, 801 University Ave.), 5-8 p.m.

Dave Robertson. (Eskapes Lounge, 6257

Manor, Route 48, Baldwinsville), 7-10 p.m.

Joe Henson. (Sherwood Inn, 26 W. Genesee

St., Skaneateles), 7-10 p.m.

Master Thieves. (Al’s Wine and Whiskey

p.m.

Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

Lounge, 319 S. Clinton St.), 9:30 p.m.

The Trio (Charley Orlando, Don Martin, Marc Stell). (Pizza Boys, 9 Clinton St., New York Mills), 6-9 p.m.

Just Joe. (King of Clubs, 420 S. Clinton St.), 9 Jess Novak & Brian Golden. (World of

Beer, Destiny USA), 7 p.m.

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Willow St.), 8-11 p.m.

Fairmount), 8 p.m.

Brewerton), 9 p.m.

Olive, 316 S. Clinton St.), 5:30-8:30 p.m.

Dan Elliott. (Riveredge Resort, 17 Holland St., Alexandria Bay), 9 p.m.

Ave.), 7-9 p.m.

Friday 3/21

River Road, Brewerton), 9:30 p.m.

State Fair Blvd.), 8 p.m.

109 Bridge St., Solvay), 8 p.m.

805’s Dave Porter. (Carnegie’s Pier 57, 7376

Hendry. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S.

Black Water. (Bombadil’s, 575 Main St., Phoe-

Isreal Hagan and Stroke. (Shifty’s, 1401

Oswego Road, Liverpool), 7-10:30 p.m.

nix), 8 p.m.

Brass Inc. (UNC, 125 Washington St., Auburn), 9 p.m.

Brian McArdell and Mark Westers. (Limp Lizard Bar and Grill, Western Lights, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.), 5-9 p.m.

Brickyard Road. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St.

Road, Baldwinsville), 9 p.m.

Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

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Chris Taylor and the Custom Taylor Band. (Vernon Downs, 4229 Stuhlman Road, Vernon), 9 p.m.

Code Red. (Tidal Wave Bar, Falcon Lanes, 75 Pulaski St., Auburn), 9 p.m. Dan Elliott. (Riveredge Resort, 17 Holland St., Alexandria Bay), 9 p.m.

ESP Jazz Duo. (Bistro Elephant, 238 W. Jefferson St.), 7-10 p.m.

Flipside. (Mitchell’s Pub, 3251 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m. Grit N Grace. (Snubbing Post, 8221

Isreal Hagan. (TS Steakhouse, Turning Stone Tower, Verona), 6-10 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz Duo. (Bistro Elephant,

Jeffrey Pepper Rodgers and Wendy Ramsey. (Sparky Town, 324 Burnet

381 Pine Tree Road, Ithaca), 9 p.m.

238 W. Jefferson St.), 7-10 p.m.

Ave.), 7-9 p.m.

Lisa Lee Trio. (Brae Loch Inn, 5 Albany St., Cazenovia), 7-10 p.m.

Jess Novak & Brian Golden. (Roost-

erfish Brewing, 301 N. Franklin St., Watkins Glen), 7 p.m.

John Lerner. (Kitty Hoynes, 301 W. Fayette St.), 9 p.m.

Springs Road, Chittenango), 7-11 p.m.

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Wildhoney. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Wil-

Jess Novak & Brian Golden. (Agava,

Willow St.), 9 p.m.

The Cadleys. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt

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Grit N Grace. (Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar,

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Magical Mystery Tour. (Suzy’s Tavern, 6 Lexington Ave., Auburn), 6-9 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Ithaca Ale House, 111 Aurora St., Ithaca), 10:30 p.m.

Michael Hill Blues Mob. (Johnny Noles Bar and Grill, 16 Hopper St., Utica), 9 p.m. Mike Sims. (Carnegie’s Pier 57, 7376 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 7-10:30 p.m.

Modern Mudd: Nuttin Butt the Blues. (Limp Lizard, 201 First St., Liverpool), 9 p.m.

Mother Cover. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St. Road, Baldwinsville), 9 p.m. Noisy Boys. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 9:30 p.m.

Soul Mine. (Beginnings II, 6897 Manlius Center Road, East Syracuse), 9 p.m.

Starlight Band. (Carnegie Cafe, Maplewood Inn, 400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

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Los Blancos. (Empire Brewing Company, 120

The Action. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9

Dave Robertson. (Ironwood Restaurant,

Mattydale), 8 p.m.

p.m.

(Dolce Vita, 907 E. Genesee St.), 7:30-10:30 p.m.

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Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

145 E. Seneca St., Manlius), 5:30-8:30 p.m.

Timeline. (New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd.), 6-9 p.m.

246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Tom Barnes Band. (Coleman’s Authentic

Stone River Band. (Volney Firehouse, 3002

Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

Sarah Horner Duo. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que,

State Route 3, Fulton), 6-9 p.m.

Tuesday 3/25

Brian Hyland. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish

Samantha Fish. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246

Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 4-7 p.m.

W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Dan Elliott and the Monterays. (New

Wednesday 3/26

Dr Killdean. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee

St., Skaneateles), 6-9 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet

Ave.), 7-10 p.m.

Lisa Lee Trio. (CC’s (formerly Big Kahunas), 17 Columbus St., Auburn), 7-10 p.m. The Trio (Charley Orlando, Don Martin, Marc Stell). (Al’s Wine and Whiskey Lounge, 319 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

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Jim O’Mahoney and Joey Acuri.

Walton St.), 12:30 p.m. Blues brunch.

Wednesday 3/19

Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Chad Bradshaw Blues. (Eskapes Lounge,

Open Mike w/Shirley and Friends.

6257 Route 31, Cicero), 7-9 p.m.

(Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University

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LEGAL NOTICE Articles of Organization of NITEOPARK, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with Sec. of State of NY (“SSNY”) on 02/03/2014. Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to and the LLC’s principal business location is: 113 Stanwood Lane, Manlius, New York 13104. Purpose: Any lawful business purpose. Articles of Organization of SYRALEX, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with Sec. of State of NY (“SSNY”) on 2/6/2014. Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to and the LLC’s principal business location is: 555 East Genesee Street, Syracuse, New York 13202. Purpose: Any lawful business purpose.

HIIT FITNESS, LLC, Articles of Organization filed with New York Secretary of State on January 22, 2013 pursuant to section 206 of the Limited Liability Company Law. Office located in Onondaga County. Secretary of State designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served, and address to which Secretary of State shall mail copy of process is HIIT Fitness, LLC C/O Melissa Childres, 5373 Wheeler Road, Jordan, NY 13080. Purpose: any activity for which a limited liability company may be lawfully engaged under the laws of the State of New York. INDEX NO.: 20132048. File Date: 2/11/14. SUPPLEMENTAL SUMMONS AND NOTICE. MORTGAGED PREMISES: 226 Merriman Avenue, SYRACUSE, NY 13203 AKA 13204. (SBL #: 97-5-39). Plaintiff designates Onondaga County as the place of trial; venue is based upon the county in which the mortgaged premises is situate. STATE OF NEW YORK. SUPREME COURT: COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION, Plaintiff, -againstBRUNILDA TORRES if

living, and if dead, the respective heirs at law, next of kin, distributees, executors, administrators, trustees, devisees, legatees, assignors, lienors, creditors and successors in interest, and generally all persons having or claiming under, by or through said defendant who may be deceased, by purchase, inheritance, lien or otherwise of any right, title or interest in and to the premises described in the complaint herein, and their respective husbands, wives or widows, if any, and each and every person not specifically named who may be entitled to or claim to have any right, title or interest in the property described in the verified complaint; all of whom and whose names and places of residence unknown, and cannot after diligent inquiry be ascertained by the Plaintiff, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK, NEW YORK STATE DEPARTMENT OF TAXATION AND FINANCE, Defendants.TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANTS: YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the Complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your answer, or, if the Complaint is not served with this Summons, to serve a notice of appearance on the attorneys for the Plaintiff within 20 days after the service of this Summons, exclusive of the day of service (or within 30 days after service is complete if this Summons is not personally delivered to you within the State of New York). In case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the Complaint. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS SUMMONS AND COMPLAINT BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE MORTGAGE COMPANY WHO FILED THIS FORECLOSURE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT, A DEFAULT JUDGMENT MAY BE ENTERED AND YOU CAN LOSE YOUR HOME. SPEAK TO AN ATTORNEY OR GO TO THE COURT WHERE YOUR CASE IS PENDING FOR FURTHER INFORMATION ON HOW TO ANSWER THE SUMMONS AND PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY. SENDING PAYMENT TO YOUR MORTGAGE COMPANY WILL NOT STOP THIS FORECLOSURE ACTION. YOU MUST

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RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. NOTICE OF NATURE OF ACTION AND RELIEF SOUGHT THE OBJECT of the above captioned action is to foreclose a Mortgage to secure $ 32,775.00 and interest, recorded in the Office of the Clerk of Onondaga on July 16, 2004, at Liber 14054, Pg. 320, covering premises known as 226 Merriman Avenue, Syracuse, NY 13203 aka 13204 – SBL #: 975-39. The relief sought in the within action is a final judgment directing the sale of the premises described above to satisfy the debt secured by the Mortgage described above. The Plaintiff also seeks a deficiency judgment against the Defendant and for any debt secured by said Mortgage which is not satisfied by the proceeds of the sale of said premises. TO the Defendant BRUNILDA TORRES, the foregoing Summons is served upon you by publication pursuant to an Order of the Hon. BRIAN F. DeJOSEPH of the Supreme Court of the State of New York, and dated January 27, 2014. The property in question is described as follows: ALL THAT TRACT OR PARCEL OF LAND, situate in the City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga and State of New York, being lot no. 6 in block no. 317 according to a survey and map of the “Kellogg Tract” made by H.W. Clarke and filed in the Onondaga County Clerk’s Office July 24, 1872 being three (3) rods in front on Merriman Avenue and same in rear, and eight (8) rods more or less in length to the north line of the tract. Dated: New Rochelle, N.Y. February 10, 2014. McCABE, WEISBERG & CONWAY, P.C. By: /s/_________ Jonathan Pollack, Esq. Attorneys for Plaintiff 145 Huguenot Street, Ste. 210 New Rochelle, NY 10801 p. 914-636-8900 f. 914-636-8901 HELP FOR HOMEOWNERS IN FORECLOSURE NEW YORK STATE LAW REQUIRES THAT WE SEND YOU THIS NOTICE ABOUT THE FORECLOSURE PROCESS. PLEASE READ IT CAREFULLY. SUMMONS AND COMPLAINT YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME. IF YOU FAIL TO RESPOND TO THE SUMMONS AND COMPLAINT IN THIS FORECLOSURE ACTION, YOU MAY

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LOSE YOUR HOME. PLEASE READ THE SUMMONS AND COMPLAINT CAREFULLY. YOU SHOULD IMMEDIATELY CONTACT AN ATTORNEY OR YOUR LOCAL LEGAL AID OFFICE TO OBTAIN ADVICE ON HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF. SOURCES OF INFORMATION AND ASSISTANCE. The State encourages you to become informed about your options in foreclosure. In addition to seeking assistance from an attorney or legal aid office, there are government agencies and non-profit organizations that you may contact for information about possible options, including trying to work with your lender during this process. To locate an entity near you, you may call the toll-free helpline maintained by the New York State Banking Department at 1-877226-5697 or visit the Department’s website at www.dfs.ny.gov. FORECLOSURE RESCUE SCAMS Be careful of people who approach you with offers to “save” your home. There are individuals who watch for notices of foreclosure actions in order to unfairly profit from a homeowner’s distress. You should be extremely careful about any such promises and any suggestions that you pay them a fee or sign over your deed. State law requires anyone offering such services for profit to enter into a contract which fully describes the services they will perform and fees they will charge, and which prohibits them from taking any money from you until they have completed all such promised services. NOTICE OF FORMATION of 19EEN, LLC. Art. of Org. filed with NYS Department of State (NYSDS) 01/28/14. Office location: Onondaga County. NYSDS designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. NYSDS shall mail copy of process to: 211 Lafayette Rd Apt# 433, Syracuse, NY 13205. Purpose: Any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of 200-204 Columbus Avenue LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with NY Dept. of State on 1/22/14. Office location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: 127 Carlotta Dr., Bear, DE 19701. Purpose: any lawful activity.

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NOTICE OF FORMATION OF 6049 BAY HILL CIRCLE, LLC. Under Section 206 of the Limited Liability Company Law 1. The name of the limited liability company (hereinafter referred to as the “Company”) is 6049 Bay Hill Circle, LLC. 2. The Articles of Organization of the Company were filed with the Secretary of State of the state of New York on March 4, 2014. 3. The county within New York State in which the office of the Company is to be located is Onondaga. 4. The Company does not have a specific date of dissolution in addition to the events of dissolution set forth by law. 5. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the Company upon whom process against the company may be served. The Post Office address to which the secretary of state shall mail a copy of any process against the Company is: c/o WSP, 120 E. Washington St., #105, Syracuse, NY 13202. 6. The company is to be managed by one or more managers. 7. The character of the business to be transacted by the Limited Liability Company is any activity for which a limited liability company may be lawfully engaged under the laws of the State of New York. Notice of Formation of Abilities Speech Language Therapy, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on February 18, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Abilities Speech Language Therapy, LLC, 4257 Colorado Run, Syracuse, NY 13215. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Bison One, LLC. Art. of Org. filed with New York Secretary of State, (SSNY) 01/21/14. Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to the LLC, 121 E. Water Street, 4th Floor, Syracuse, New York 13202. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of LIG Environmental LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 02/24/14. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process

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may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 110 Snowflake Circle, Camillus NY 13031. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: The Winds of Cold Springs Harbor, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: February 6, 2014 . The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 3642 Hayes Rd, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 3208 Howlett Hill Rd, Camillus, NY 13031. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: A2Z Janitorial Services LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 1/13/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 223 Village Dr., Apt 1, Syracuse, NY 13206. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: c/o Trisha Wells, P.O. Box 11752, Syracuse, NY 13218. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Barefoot Transportation, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 1/31/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 141 St Louis Ave, Syracuse, NY 13207. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: St Louis Ave, Syracuse, NY 13207. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability

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Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Bitey Beads LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: February 12, 2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 126 Sunnybrook Drive, Syracuse NY 13219. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 126 Sunnybrook Drive, Syracuse NY 13219. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Carter-Calley Services, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 11/15/2013. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 8418 Theodolite Dr Apt 708 Baldwinsville, NY 13027. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: C/O United States Corporation Agents, Inc. 7014 13th Avenue, Suite 202 Brooklyn, NY 11228 The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Chicken Bandit LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 1/28/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 6070 Donnybrook Drive, Cicero, NY 13039. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 6070 Donnybrook Drive, Cicero, NY 13039. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Chicken Lady LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of

New York (SSNY) on: 2/3/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 6070 Donnybrook Drive, Cicero, NY 13039. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 6070 Donnybrook Drive, Cicero, NY 13039. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: CirqOvation, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 10/04/2013 . The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 2470 State Route 11a, LaFayette, NY 13084. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 2470 State Route 11A, LaFayette, NY 13084. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: Entertainment and Education.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: CNY Show Promoters LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 03.26.2013. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 107 Garden City Drive, Syracuse, NY 13211. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 107 Garden City Drive, Syracuse, NY 13211. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Double C Ag Trucking LLC . The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: October 28, 2013. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 2194 Apulia Rd, LaFayette, NY 13084. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom

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process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: P.O. Box 4, Lafayette, NY 13084. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Gizmo’s Videogames and Wrestling LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 02/20/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 102 S. Main Street, Syracuse, NY 13212. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 529 S. Collingwood Ave., Syracuse, NY 13206. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Jacob-Russell Translation Service LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 1/29/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The Principal business location is: 3784 Gray Ledge Terrace, Syracuse, NY 13215. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 3784 Gray Ledge Terrace, Syracuse, NY 13215. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: JEF Imagines LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: February 6,2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 1800 Swift Rd, Fabius, NY 13063. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 1800 Swift Rd, Fabius,NY 13063. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any

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Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Morris Velo LLC . The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 2/27/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 621 Otisco St., Syracuse, NY 13204. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 621 Otisco St.,Syracuse, NY 13204. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: young Bull Construction LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 12/11/13. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 5858 East Molloy Rd.,Suite 137, Syracuse, NY 13209. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 5858 East Molloy Rd.,Suite 137, Syracuse, NY 13209. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is:1st Choice Private Investigations LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on:10/15/13. The office of the company is located in Onondaga_County. The principal business location is: 211 Boyden Street, Syracuse, NY 13203. The SSNY has been designated as agent upom whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 211 Boyden Street, Syracuse, NY 13203. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company LLC. The name of the LLC is: MJF FOODSERVICE, LLC. The

Arts. of Org. of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 02/04/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 100 Benoit Dr, Syracuse, NY 13209. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 100 Benoit Dr, Syracuse, NY 13209. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of MANFREDI SYSTEMS LLC.  Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/22/2013. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: MANFREDI SYSTEMS LLC, 131 West Seneca Street, Manlius, NY 13104. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of New View Optometry PLLC, a Domestic Limited Liability Company (LLC).  Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/31/14 .Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: United States Corporation Agents 7014 13th Ave, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Sampling Syracuse Food Tours, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on February 18, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 103 Hensberry Rd., Syracuse, New York 13207. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Reg. of Christopher & McQuillan, LLP. Filed with the Secretary of State of New York on 02/11/2014. Off. Loc.: Onondaga County. The SSNY has been designated as agent of the LLP upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to the LLP, 430 E. Genesee Street, Suite 111, Syracuse, New York 13202. Purpose: Law. NOTICE OF SALE SUPREME COURT -

COUNTY OF ONONDAGA JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION, Plaintiff(s),Against DANNY L. LEWIS A/K/A DANNY LEWIS; et al, Defendant(s) Pursuant to a judgment of foreclosure and sale duly entered 12/30/2013, I, the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction at the West Lobby, 2nd Floor Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, New York on 4/14/2014 at 10:00 am premises known as 120 Marvin Road, Syracuse, NY 13207. ALL that certain plot piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga, State of New York. Section 073 Block 26 Lot 23.0 Approximate amount of lien $83,844.86 plus interest and costs. Premises will be sold subject to provisions of filed judgment Index # 78/13 Stefano Camberari, Esq., Referee STIENE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. (Attorney’s for Plaintiff), 187 East Main Street, Huntington, NY 11743 Dated: 2/3/2014 File Number: 201100344 MNH Take notice that the name of the limited liability company is FSS Global, LLC.  The articles of organization have been filed with the secretary of state on December 23, 2013.  The office for the limited liability company within the state is located in Onondaga County.  The secretary of state has been designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served and the secretary of state shall mail a copy of any process against it served upon him or her to FSS Global, LLC, 108 Kennedy Street, Fayetteville, NY 13066. The purpose of the limited liability company is to engage in any legal business activity. VIC Holdings, LLC, a domestic Limited Liability Company (LLC), filed with the Sec of State of NY on February 27, 2014.  NY Office location: Onondaga County.  SSNY is designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served.  SSNY shall mail a copy of any process against the LLC served upon him/her to Davies Law Firm, P.C., 210 E. Fayette St., Syracuse, NY 13202.  General Purposes.

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Your ad Here Only $300 PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Before she died, Piscean actress Elizabeth Taylor enjoyed more than 79 years of life on this gorgeous, maddening planet. But one aptitude she never acquired in all that time was the ability to cook a hard-boiled egg. Is there a pocket of ignorance in your own repertoire that rivals this lapse, Pisces? Are there any fundamental life skills that you probably should have learned by now? If so, now would be a good time to get to work on mastering them.

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Luohe, China. It tried to pass off a hearty specimen of a Tibetan mastiff as an African lion. Alas, a few clever zoo-goers saw through the charade when the beast started barking. Now I’ll ask you, Virgo: Is there anything comparable going on in your environment? Are you being asked to believe that a big dog is actually a lion, or the metaphorical equivalent?

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) In T.S. Eliot’s poem “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock,” the narrator seems tormented about the power of 2. his longing. “Do I dare to eat a peach?” he asks. I 19 - 3.20 wonder what he’s thinking. Is the peach too sweet, too ARIES (March 21-April 19) “When juicy, too pleasurable for him to handle? Is he in danger you plant seeds in the garden, you don’t dig them of losing his self-control and dignity if he succumbs to the up every day to see if they have sprouted yet,” says temptation? What’s behind his hesitation? In any case, Libra, Buddhist nun Thubten Chodron. “You simply water don’t be like Prufrock in the coming weeks. Get your finicky them and clear away the weeds; you know that the seeds doubts out of the way as you indulge your lust for life with extra vigor will grow in time.” That’s sound advice for you, Aries. You are almost ready to plant the metaphorical seeds that you will be cultivating in the and vivacity. Hear what I’m saying? Refrain from agonizing about whether or coming months. Having faith should be a key element in your plans for them. not you should eat the peach. Just go ahead and eat it. S

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You’ve got to find a way to shut down any tendencies you might have to be an impatient control freak. Your job is simply to give your seeds a good start and provide them with the persistent follow-up care they will need.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “Thank you, disillusionment,” says Alanis Morissette in her song “Thank U.” “Thank you, frailty,” she continues. “Thank you, nothingness. Thank you, silence.” I’d love to hear you express that kind of gratitude in the coming days, Taurus. Please understand that I don’t think you will be experiencing a lot of disillusionment, frailty, nothingness and silence. Not at all. What I do suspect is that you will be able to see, more clearly than ever before, how you have been helped and blessed by those states in the past. You will understand how creatively they motivated you to build strength, resourcefulness, willpower and inner beauty. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) I bet your support system will soon be abuzz with fizzy mojo and good mischief. Your web of contacts is about to get deeper and feistier and prettier. Pounce, Gemini, pounce! Summon extra clarity and zest as you communicate your vision of what you want. Drum up alluring tricks to attract new allies and inspire your existing allies to assist you better. If all goes as I expect it to, business and pleasure will synergize better than they have in a long time. You will boost your ambitions by socializing, and you will sweeten your social life by plying your ambitions.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) During her 98 years on the planet, Barbara Cartland wrote 723 romance novels that together sold a billion copies. What was the secret of her success? Born under the sign of Cancer the Crab, she knew how productive she could be if she was comfortable. Many of her work sessions took place while she reclined on her favorite couch covered with a white fur rug, her feet warmed with a hot water bottle. As her two dogs kept her company, she dictated her stories to her secretary. I hope her formula for success inspires you to expand and refine your own personal formula -- and then apply it with zeal during the next eight weeks. What is the exact nature of the comforts that will best nourish your creativity? LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) The Google Ngram Viewer is a tool that scans millions of books to map how frequently a particular word is used over the course of time. For instance, it reveals that “impossible” appears only half as often in books published in the 21st century as it did in books from the year 1900. What does this mean? That fantastic and hard-to-achieve prospects are less impossible than they used to be? I don’t know, but I can say this with confidence: If you begin fantastic and hard-to-achieve prospects sometime soon, they will be far less impossible than they used to be.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) The Tibetan mastiff is a large canine species with long golden hair. If you had never seen a lion and were told that this dog was a lion, you might be fooled. And that’s exactly what a zoo did in

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Born under the sign of Scorpio, Neil Young has been making music professionally for more than 45 years. He has recorded 35 albums and is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. In early 1969, three of his most famous songs popped out of his fertile imagination on the same day. He was sick with the flu and running a 103-degree fever when he wrote “Cowgirl in the Sand,” “Cinnamon Girl” and “Down by the River.” I suspect you may soon experience a milder version of this mythic event, Scorpio. At a time when you’re not feeling your best, you could create a thing of beauty that will last a long time, or initiate a breakthrough that will send ripples far into the future. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) There should be nothing generic or normal or routine about this week, Sagittarius. If you drink beer, for example, you shouldn’t stick to your usual brew. You should track down and drink the hell out of exotic beers with brand names like Tactical Nuclear Penguin and Ninja Vs. Unicorn and Doctor Morton’s Clown Poison. And if you’re a lipstick user, you shouldn’t be content to use your old standard, but should instead opt for kinky types like Sapphire Glitter Bomb, Alien Moon Goddess and Cackling Black Witch. As for love, it wouldn’t make sense to seek out romantic adventures you’ve had a thousand times before. You need and deserve something like wild sacred eternal ecstasy or screaming sweaty flagrant bliss or blasphemously reverent waggling rapture.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Actor Gary Oldman was born and raised in London. In the course of his long career he has portrayed a wide range of characters who speak English with American, German and Russian accents. He has also lived in Los Angeles for years. When he signed on to play a British intelligent agent in the 2011 film Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, he realized that over the years he had lost some of his native British accent. He had to take voice lessons to restore his original pronunciations. I suspect you have a metaphorically comparable project ahead of you, Capricorn. It may be time to get back to where you once belonged. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Every now and then, you’re blessed with a small miracle that inspires you to see everyday things with new vision. Common objects and prosaic experiences get stripped of their habitual expectations, allowing them to become almost as enchanting to you as they were before numb familiarity set in. The beloved people you take for granted suddenly remind you of why you came to love them in the first place. Boring acquaintances may reveal sides of themselves that are quite entertaining. So are you ready and eager for just such an outbreak of curiosity and a surge of fun surprises? If you are, they will come. If you’re not, they won’t. Homework: What was the pain that healed you most? Testify at http://FreeWillAstrology.com.

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