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’ll try to plow through this column without mentioning that presidential candidate everyone is talking about. And no, I don’t mean John Kasich.

It’s nothing personal. I just don’t want to anger the unnamed candidate’s supporters who are already plenty angry — and with good reason. They’re angry because the United States has the planet’s No. 1 gross domestic product and the second highest percentage of college graduates, and because we lead the world in people who believe angels are real. Wait, why is everyone so angry again? It doesn’t matter. All you need to know is that millions of us are furious, which makes it tempting for some to embrace an all-powerful leader who promises to swaddle us in the blanket of awesomeness we enjoyed in the decades after World War II. Back then, America had no worries except for Valium addiction and the constant threat of thermonuclear annihilation. Naturally, it’s tempting to want to turn back the clock to those days—unless you’re a minority or gay person (gay people did not technically exist then) or you find the idea of sharing your phone line with another family weird. The candidate everyone is talking about speaks to these yearnings. He makes us feel as if we’re being invited to the ultimate 1950s theme party, with unlimited turkey tetrazzini, a Rob Roy waterfall and a special guest appearance by the McGuire Sisters. The

coolest part is knowing that the party is off-limits to all the riffraff: the U.S. Constitution, actual facts and fat, ugly losers who whine that the host is a fraud. But here’s where it gets tricky, especially if you don’t pay much attention to politics — which is roughly 70 percent of America, according to most surveys. A supreme leader who answers only to himself is something known as — feel free to jot this down for future reference — “a dictator.” Generally speaking, dictators are “bad.” Now, by bad I don’t mean they use the wrong email server or sign off on an imperfect health care bill. By bad I mean imprisoning and executing political enemies, muzzling the press and falsely clamining to have been attacked by defenseless neighboring countries. A typical day for a dictator will begin with a lengthy grooming session, followed by a light breakfast and a declaration of war. Other activities might include attending the execution of a top aide and spending some quality time with a newly kidnapped sex partner. More days than not, you’ll get a blistering State of the Nation address that sounds disturbingly like County Executive Joanie Mahoney’s March 1 speech. Granted, once in a while, a dictator comes along

who is to absolute rule what Keanu Reeves is to acting. You can tolerate him for a few hours, but after that you start stuffing Raisinettes into your ear canals. Another strand of dictator provides a service of sorts by keeping rival ethnic groups from killing one other. Trouble is, the dictator accomplishes this by routinely massacring members of ethnic groups that he does not belong to. With civil war averted, the country can re-focus on the endless task of erecting monuments bearing the flattering image of the dictator. It is a non-debatable point that the dictator’s penis is exceptionally large. And these are the “good” dictators. The bad ones suck way worse. A common mistake people make is believing that if they support a dictator, they will be inoculated from his wrath. Sorry, Gov. Christie, but it rarely works that way. Adolf Hitler (Google him!) ordered the assassination of the leader of his beloved Brown Shirts, a group of paramilitary thugs. It just felt right. Kim Jong-un of North Korea executes so many members of his inner circle that it’s almost insulting to be spared. He had his own uncle put down and, after that, his defense chief, Hyon Yong-chol, for falling asleep during a military rally. Looks like Yong-chol picked the wrong time to cut back on the official soft drink of North Korea: Mountain Jong, Code Red. So, here’s the deal: If you must vote for the candidate in question, that’s your choice. Just know the potential consequences. Attractive as it sounds, life under a fear-mongering egomaniac serial liar with anger management and impulse control issues probably won’t be all it’s cracked up to be. My name is Ivana and I approved this message. SNT syracusenewtimes.com | 3.9.16 - 3.15.16

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Orange Women Are In: While the Syracuse men’s basketball team will be sweating it out this week, the women’s team (25-7) is TAKE guaranteed a spot in the NCAA Tournament and a likely high seed after reaching the finals of the ACC Tournament before losing to No. 2 Notre Dame.

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When the Syracuse University men’s basketball team didn’t make the NCAA Tournament last season, you could definitely say the Orange had no one to blame but themselves. And if SU misses again this year, you could probably say the same thing. By losing four of its last five Atlantic Coast Conference regular-season games, including the disappointing 78-73 loss at Florida State on Saturday, March 5, the Orange (19-12 overall, 9-9 in the ACC) put itself squarely on the bubble for a NCAA Tournament bid. To get in now, the Orange will have to defeat nemesis Pittsburgh (20-10, 9-9) in the first round of the ACC Tournament on Wednesday, March 9, noon, or get a lot of help from other bubble teams. If the Orange doesn’t make it, it’ll be just the third time SU has missed the tournament in back-to-back seasons since the Orange started playing in the Carrier Dome in 1980-1981. Last season, amid an NCAA investigation into violations committed by the program, Syracuse self-imposed a ban in early February that prevented the Orange from participating in any post-season tournament. It appeared this year’s team was headed for the National Invitation Tournament following a 0-4 start in ACC play that dropped the team’s overall record to 10-7. But Coach Jim Boeheim returned after an NCAA-imposed nine-game suspension as one of the penalties for the violations, and the Orange rattled off eight wins in nine

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games after losing to North Carolina in Boeheim’s first game back. Sitting at 18-8 and 8-5 in the ACC in mid-February, SU looked like a shoo-in for the NCAA Tournament. But the four losses in five games, including a home loss to Pitt and the road loss to a Florida State team that SU defeated by 13 points earlier in the month turned this Wednesday’s game into a must-win and left Boeheim in no mood to speculate about the Orange’s tournament chances. “No, I’m not going to talk about it,” Boeheim said when asked after the Florida State game for his opinion on whether SU would make the tournament. “What good would that do? My opinion is that the selection committee will have to determine who the best teams are in the country. They’ve got 30 games already and then they’ll have the tournament also. They’ll have

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to make that judgment. That’s my opinion. But it’s no answer, because I’m not going to answer it.” ESPN bracket expert Joe Lunardi gets paid to give his opinion, and earlier this week he had Syracuse and Pittsburgh among his four bubble teams. If he’s right, that means the winner of Wednesday’s game is in, and the loser is likely out. Bracket Matrix is an outfit that tracks 66 published NCAA Tournament brackets and aggregates the seeds to come up with a consensus tournament field. Earlier this week, Bracket Matrix had both Syracuse and Pitt in the tournament — Pitt as a No. 9 seed and the Orange as a No. 10 seed — which also points to Wednesday’s game as a tiebreaker. There are two ways to look at the Pitt game: The Panthers have Syracuse’s number, having defeated the Orange twice this season and four in a row since Tyler Ennis’ buzzer-beating half-court

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shot downed Pitt in February 2013. Or, in Syracuse’s favor, it’s really difficult to beat a team three times in the same season. In both games this season, the Panthers stormed past the Orange late in the game. In their first meeting Dec. 30 in Pittsburgh, the Orange led 59-58 with 3:54 left, but the Panthers outscored the Orange 14-2 down the stretch for a 72-61 win. On Feb. 20 at the Carrier Dome, the score was tied at 45 with 7:15 remaining, but Pitt held SU’s offense without a field goal for the next six minutes and cruised to a 66-52 win. The Orange shot just 37.3 percent in that game (26.9 percent on 3-pointers) and was outrebounded 43-23. “The difference really was they made some offensive plays down the stretch,” Orange point guard Michael Gbinije said after the second Pitt game. “Offensively, we gave up too many opportunities, couldn’t get to the basket at times.” It was following that game that Boeheim

criticized Orange forward Tyler Roberson, the team’s best rebounder who managed just four rebounds and no points in 25 minutes. “If I had anyone else,” Boeheim said, “he wouldn’t play a minute.” Roberson has played better since then, and the Orange frontcourt (Roberson, center DaJuan Coleman and forward Tyler Lydon) will have to man up Wednesday against Pitt’s veteran big men who are known for their physicality. It would also help Syracuse’s cause if Trevor Cooney and Malachi Richardson broke out of their late-season shooting slumps. And SU might want to cut down on those turnovers, too. If the Orange gets past Pittsburgh, it will face the ACC Tournament’s No. 1 seed, North Carolina, at noon on Thursday, March 10, in the quarterfinal round. But by that point, the heavy lifting will have already been done and the Orange will be spending Selection Sunday on March 13 wondering where, not if, they’re going in the NCAA Tournament. SNT

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The cavernous Central New York Hub for Emerging Nano Industries at DeWitt’s Collamer Crossings filled quickly to standing room only March 1 as more than 300 gathered to hear Onondaga County Executive Joanie Mahoney deliver her ninth State of the County address. In introducing Mahoney, 5th District County Legislator Kathy Rapp noted that after 25 years in government she had learned that well-behaved women seldom make history, an observation that drew only scattered applause. For Mahoney, the site of the speech stood as a symbol of potential for the county’s most exciting new economic activity. “Growing up, the movie Slap Shot was filmed here (in 1976),” she noted, “and we talked about it for years because it was so rare. Now we have an almost constant filmmaking presence with the Film House studio as a permanent tenant here in the hub.” She cited the budget of Film House’s American Dresser, shot here, as an example of that potential. That budget included more than $100,000 for hotel rooms, more than $120,000 to rent cars and RVs, and $500,000 local payroll for labor, crew and extras. Mahoney played a trailer for the movie, noting images of several local landmarks, including county film commissioner Eric Vinal’s mother’s house. A more visible economic boost was attributed to the soonto-open Marriott Syracuse Downtown (the former Hotel Syracuse), which the county has designated as the official Pirro Convention Center hotel. Mahoney credited a former Syracuse New Times staffer, Deputy County Executive Bill Fisher, with living every detail of the renovation for two years. Mahoney emphasized that from a fiscal perspective the state of the county was strong. “We ended 2015 with a surplus of $11.5 million,” she observed, “thanks mostly to lower state mandates.” She added that last year also witnessed a historic reduction in property tax rates. References to an advantageous relationship with Gov. Andrew Cuomo included: “I was happy to hear after we hosted Gov. Cuomo’s cabinet here last fall that he plans to bring his fishing tournament to Onondaga Lake this summer.”

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Mahoney admitted, however, “There is another side to the coin, and this year we also heard a troubling report about how our successes are not yet being shared by everyone. Onondaga County still suffers with some of the highest concentrations of poverty among African-Americans and Latinos. We very much live in a segregated community.” An inevitable focus on the Consensus report, exploring consolidation between city and county government, launched Mahoney into a historical journey on the subject, from Gov. Al Smith in the 1920s to an actual merger of the city and county’s purchasing departments in 2011. She cited a common councilor who expressed hostility to a proposed referendum on metropolitan government, proposing at least 18 months of discussion. “I have sobering news for you, councilor,” she chided, “we’ve actually been debating it since before you were born.” After the speech, the councilor — Khalid Bey, representing the 4th District — responded that his timeline resulted from the 51 proposals of the Consensus panel. “This effort is not people-driven,” he maintained. “It’s political-driven, and the people are searching for answers.” Afterward, Mahoney referred to comments from the councilor over the past several weeks, at virtually every one of the Consensus public hearings. “It’s completely untrue,” she said, “that this is a conflict between the governor and the (city of Syracuse) mayor (Stephanie Miner). He needs to get away from the personalities. If he’s waiting for a time when all the politicians are getting along to resolve this, it will never happen.” SNT

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FOOD TRUCKS READY TO ROLL

March came in like a lion last week. But that didn’t stop the owners-operators of the Chicken Bandit and PB&J’s Lunch Box from setting up their respective food truck and food trailer outside Eastwood’s Palace Theatre on James Street to feed Friday night’s Syracuse Area Music Awards (Sammys) crowd. On Saturday, Toss ‘n’ Fire operator Nick Sanford dragged his mobile, wood-fired pizza oven from Cicero to Syracuse to sling his signature hand-tossed Neapolitan pizzas at a beer release party at the newly opened Willow Rock Brewing Company, off Ainsley Drive. March weather is too unpredictable to venture out on a regular basis, but Sanford was excited to kick-start the food truck season. “We decided why not? We’ll just be a little cold.’’ George Shattuck, who operates Shattuck’s Paddy Wagon, is dusting off his shamrock-festooned trailer for St. Patrick’s Parade Day at the Cosmopolitan Building, 1153 W. Fayette St., on Saturday, March 12, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. The $10 admission at the door gets you entertainment by 10 bands (courtesy of L.R.S. Records). For an extra charge, you can get a sneak preview of the Cosmopolitan beers being made on site by the Stout Beard Brewing Company (currently a distribution-only brewery; a tasting room is in the works) and food by the Paddy Wagon, including Shattuck’s signature sriracha tater tots. Last year, local food truck operators joined forces to form the Syracuse Food Truck Association and organize regular gatherings and locations. The Cosmopolitan Building, owned by Cosmo Fedrizzi, was the site of weekly “food truck rodeos’’ during the spring and summer, but those aren’t on the agenda for this year. “The plan this year is to host events like you see for the parade day,” Shattuck said via email. “It is up in the air as to doing rodeos on a weekly basis, more likely we will bring food trucks as per event. Cosmo and I are thinking about some other ideas, such as guest chefs in my food trailer and pop-up food events.’’ Food truck operators like Cindy Baker and Dennis Souva, of the Chicken Bandit, Sanford of Toss ‘n’ Fire Pizza and Pat Orr

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of PB&J’s Lunch Box are looking ahead to a full season of food truck rodeos at the Lyncourt Plaza, 2301 Teall Ave. They, along with the Stir Mobile Eatery and hopefully a couple others, have permission from the town of Salina to set up on Wednesdays, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., from April to October. The off-season has been productive. In February, Orr took over the tiny restaurant space at 989 James St., in the Imperial Gardens apartment building, to open a “brick and mortar’’ location called PB&J’s Lunch Box on James. The spot that formerly housed Stevie’s Street Eats and later Paul’s Street Eats has been painted, freshened and reconfigured slightly to create better flow and more efficient use of space in the kitchen and counter area. The focal point of the seating area, which has room for about 12, is a giant chalkboard menu. Joining Orr is head chef and kitchen manager Kelly Robertson. The standing menu includes “everyday favorites’’ like Orr’s award-winning grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwich and muffuletta and turkey club sandwiches. Grilled cheese devotees will find a “huge” grilled cheese made with American and cheddar cheeses and an always changing “grilled cheese of the day,” as well as specials like blackened haddock tacos (a recent Friday special) and quesadillas. The Lunch Box is open Mondays through Fridays, 8 a.m. to 6 p.m., with breakfast sandwiches, homemade muffins and coffee in the morning and early-bird supper offerings later in the day. Eat-in or get something to go. Call 476-3287 or visit facebook. com/streeteatssyracuse. New this season at Toss ‘n’ Fire is a second pizza rig, an enclosed trailer that will be used at festivals, markets and other events and will extend the season for Sanford and his crew. The rig arrived just before last Saturday’s collaboration with Willow Rock Brewery.

Toss ‘n’ Fire is noted for its Neapolitan-style pizzas, built on a thin crust made with flour imported from Italy. Sanford has been working on new offerings, including a white clam pizza with bacon, garlic and olive oil that will show up on his menu this season along with “greatest hits’’ like the Margherita pizza, Fig ‘n’ Pig and ‘Cuse Salt Potato pizza. The Chicken Bandit will be back at its downtown spot, near Armory Square’s Museum of Science and Technology, in addition to the weekly food truck rodeos and a variety of special events. Cindy Baker has been working on new menu items such as chicken and biscuits and chicken chili. “Cindy cooks and tries new things out . . . I eat,’’ partner Dennis Souva says of the off-season. The newest member of the Syracuse Food Truck Association — just in time for warmer weather — is The Cremeria, a mobile gelato business operated by the Macrina family. For more information, visit thecremeria.com/#home-1. To keep up with the scene, visit the Syracuse Food Truck Association’s new web page at syrfoodtrucks.com or check out facebook.com/syracusefoodtruckassociation. And mark this on your foodie calendar: The Syracuse Food Truck and Craft Beer Festival will be held May 21, 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., at the New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. The event will feature dozens of food trucks and craft beer brewers from across the region and state. It’s part of the Food Truck Festivals of America Tour. For a complete list of festivals, visit foodtruckfestivalsofamerica.com. SNT Margaret McCormick is a freelance writer and editor in Syracuse. She blogs about food at eatfirst.typepad.com. Follow her on Twitter, connect on Facebook or email her at mmccormicksnt @gmail.com. syracusenewtimes.com | 3.9.16 - 3.15.16

Cause AND Effect Donations needed as acclaimed musician Joanne Shenandoah battles major health issues By Renée K. Gadoua

s Grammy Award-winning musician and composer Joanne Shenandoah faces a life-threatening illness, she looks to her Native American heritage to describe her place in the universe.

“We flow, as does the cycle of creation, from conception to birth, infancy to youth and adulthood to our elder years,” she said this week via email through her husband, Doug GeorgeKanentiio. “While our physical selves are mortal we take the collective essence of our lives into the next reality and the ones beyond that to infinity.” Shenandoah, 58, whose words and music call for justice, peace and respect for indigenous traditions, is awaiting a liver transplant after a bacterial infection last summer caused irreparable damage. Her family has set up a GoFundMe account to raise money for medical bills, estimated to be at least $450,000. As of Thursday, supporters had donated $31,935. Shenandoah, 58, is a member of the Wolf Clan of the Oneida Nation. She lives in Oneida Castle with her husband GeorgeKanentiio, a member of the Mohawk Nation. Shenandoah, whose name in Oneida means “She Sings,” won a Grammy in

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the best Native American Music Album category in 2006 for her part in Sacred Ground: A Tribute to Mother Earth, a compilation album. She was also nominated for Grammy Awards in 2001 and 2005. She has also received 14 Native American Music Awards — more than any other artist. “Native American music is very important for our survival: It has allowed Native people to survive,” Shenandoah told MTV in 2001. “You really don’t have to understand the words.” Shenandoah hopes to receive a liver transplant at the Mayo Clinic in Florida. She is limiting her activity, and said last week she was not up to speaking with a reporter. “Overall, Jo is stable,” George-Kanentiio said. Below are edited responses Shenandoah provided the Syracuse New Times through her husband.

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How does your illness fit with your understanding of the life cycle? What can we all learn from physical frailty? While our physical selves are mortal, we take the collective essence of our lives into the next reality and the ones beyond that to infinity. Discarding the body is inevitable, but the gift of life carries on. I am not apprehensive about my life, as who I am and what I have done will be carried with me when I return home along the star path. My ancestors will journey with me. Those whom I have felt are with me now. This is our ancestral teaching. We have instructions, one of which is to take care of our health so we can live in happiness and fulfill our duties as human beings. Many find solace and healing in your music. What’s it like to receive, rather than give, solace and healing? Native spiritual leaders guided me to my life’s mission, which is to use music as a healing power, to carry songs that expressed our love for the natural world. Music can be one way by which humans communicate with other species and show our respect, dependency and admiration for this beautiful planet. It is no mere chance that my music is sung within the universal keys that mark the rhythms of sun, moon and Earth. In this time of challenge, I have been amazed by how many people have shown that they do care for my well-being and this gives me a chance to express my gratitude. I find comfort in this. It is our Iroquois way to call out when in need, as it gives our families and friends an opportunity to learn and to share, to use our collective powers to effect healing. The Haudenosaunee is an alliance created through the healing power of music, and without song and dance we could not live. My illness, during the dreamtime of winter, gives me an opportunity to reflect on this.

Art Zimmer has led an intriguing life for 77 years. A Art Zimmer led an intriguingfarm life boy hard-working and has entrepreneurial-minded Randallsville, York, he barely graduated 77 years. ANew hard-working and entreHow is your condition affecting how fromfor Hamilton High. Few people that he farm boy predicted from Ranyou think about your musical career? frompreneurial-minded would own 13 major businesses, including the dallsville, New York, he barely graduHow is it inspiring new songs? Syracuse New Times. In his long career he encountered atedfrom from High.such Fewaspeople I have had to take a break from touring. people all Hamilton over the world, His Royal predicted that he would own 13 major Highness the Prime Minister of Kuwait, boxing champ I was in South Korea this past October businesses, the Syracuse New Lee Foreman,including 1950s rock-n-roll star Jerry at a peace concert there and have a busy George Lewis, Grammy-winning singer he Louencountered Rawls, Saddam Times. In his long career schedule crossing the continent and on Hussein’s Uday Mariasuch Von as Trapp, peoplesonfrom allHussein, over theandworld, to Europe once I am healed. There are so whose life was immortalized in “The Sound of Music.” His Royal Highness the Prime Minister many opportunities for Native music, and Along the way, he formed strong opinions about of Kuwait, boxing champ George and politicians in Syracuse and ForeNew York I want to continue to perform whenever government 1950s rock-n-roll starbook. Jerry Lee State.man, It is all, and much more, in the

I can. Every place I am, and whatever I do, presents me with new ideas and inspiration, whether it is the comforting touch of a nurse or the encouraging words from one of our traditional leaders. I have many new songs on my mind and others which are just over the crest of the next hill. What do you make of the response to your illness? It teaches me that there is great goodness in most people. It also has shown me that our connection with each other is the most powerful force in a human being’s life, that we need to show our love for others during times of stress. For many, reacting to illness provides an opportunity to place life itself in perspective, to realize that love is more than a desire but an emotion that can best flourish when it is nurtured. True love is rooted in respect and sensitivity. Sometimes it is watered in tears, but it does not fade or diminish. It is what we carry to the next world. My music removes fear and relieves sadness. That is what my family and friends have done for me. What song or phrase or prayer keeps you going during this difficult time? I like “Aiionwatha Forgives” from my Peacemaker’s Journey album (2000) as it tells how one man, crippled by grief, overcame this and thereby helped create the Haudenosaunee, the world’s first united nations. In those moments, when he put aside vengeance and hatred, he showed all human beings that peace and healing is possible in the most tragic of circumstances. That song summarizes what I have tried to do with my music: to effect healing, which is where I am now. SNT Renée K. Gadoua is a freelance writer and editor. Follow her on Twitter @ ReneeKGadoua.

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he bold electric guitar work of Savoy Brown’s Kim Simmonds spoke loud and clear on the 1971 hit “Street Corner Talking” and Jam Factory answered back with a chunky, funky “Talk is Cheap.”

But there was nothing cut-rate about the 2016 Syracuse Area Music Awards (Sammys). In fact, the 18th edition of the Sammys since 1993 drew an audience of more than 750 to Eastwood’s Palace Theatre on Friday, March 4, as the crowd saw 15 trophies awarded to area recording artists and heard five stirring performances, including those by 2016 Sammy Hall of Famers Savoy Brown and Jam Factory. Kim Simmonds, the Welsh-born bluesman who started Savoy Brown in London in 1965, now employs a top-flight Syracuse rhythm section including bassist Pat DeSalvo and drummer Garnet Grimm. The British guitar god, who now lives near Oswego, reminisced about the days before electric string-tuners. While the battery-powered gizmos consistently keep contemporary bands on key, Simmonds mused, “Today we’re all too in tune for our own good.” The night before at Upstairs at the Dinosaur BarB-Que, Savoy Brown was inducted into the Sammys Hall of Fame along with Jam Factory, Charles Cannon and the Bells of Harmony and George Rossi, before a crowd of 130. A Lifetime Achievement

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Award was bestowed posthumously to bebop vocalist Mark Murphy, who died last October at age 83. Guitarist Mark Copani was named Music Educator of the Year. As Copani accepted his trophy, he thanked the Mario DeSantis Orchestra for keeping him on the bandstand even during his recent struggle with Parkinson’s disease. Copani’s not the only local musician with medical concerns. Carolyn Kelly, whose blues band kicked off the entertainment Friday, is facing surgery to remove polyps from her vocal cords. At the Sammys, however, she sang with power and passion belying her diagnosis. Backed by guitarists Terry Mulhauser and Todd Fitzsimmons, bassist Jim Pavente and drummer Don Sollars, Kelly paid soaring tribute to her late mentor, Roosevelt Dean, by singing his composition, “Somebody Told Me.” Sammys Hall of Famer Dan Elliott also has health problems. He’s fighting a serious form of cancer, but the lead singer of The Montereys appeared — albeit hairless — to help present the Best Americana award. When Elliott acknowledged the warm applause, he

said simply, “It’s good to be here.” But it seemed to mean so much more. Several of the earliest Sammys suffered that perennial bane of award programs: They dragged on and on and on. Not this one. Irrepressible emcee Skip Murphy and the production staff kept things running smoothly all evening, with nary a moment of dead air amid the seamless pacing. Complaints about sound levels, notably in 2014, bore no repeating here. Both the mixes and the rear-projection visuals were top-notch. Two up-and-coming acts effectively showcased their budding talents. Hip-hop songwriter Joe Driscoll looped and lipped to mimic a deejay scratching, while heavy metal band Ohne-Ka and the Burning River cranked out power chords that shook the Palace to its core. Occasional awkward situations arose. For instance, people who stepped on stage to accept awards were poorly introduced, so the audience had no idea which band member was speaking. In the case of a winner unable to appear at the show — such as Josh Dekaney, honored for Best Recording Other Style — the woman who accepted the award in his place was never identified, as she conveyed Dekaney’s thanks to several collaborators. Also missing were the titles of the nominated discs. In June 2004, after a three-year absence, the Sammys were resurrected at the Taste of Syracuse, when the awards’ popular-vote system was replaced by a committee of judges assigned to assess regional recordings. That being the case, the Sammys’ printed program and its backstage screen should definitely list the titles of nominated CDs, or at least the winning discs. One other complaint: The Hall of Fame induction desperately needs some live music to enliven the evening. Thank God for the Bells of Harmony! The venerable gospel group of Floyd Hawes, John Carter and Charles, Keith and Kelvin Cannon, which has been singing praises to the lord here for a half-century, saved the day with their rousing a cappella version of “We’ve Come This Far by Faith.”

You might say the same for the Sammys. Liz Nowak, who has chaired the Sammys Committee since 2009, was especially encouraged by the diverse mix of nominees and performers. “The Hall of Fame induction was touching,” she said, “and we’re honored to honor lifetimes of dedication to their art. Then Friday was a blast with so many new and familiar faces. We couldn’t be happier with our growing music scene of exceptional talents.” SNT

2016 Syracuse Area Music Award Winners Best Alternative: Professional Victims Best Americana: Early Bird Trio Best Country: Lonnie Park Best Folk: Austin MacRae Best Hard Rock: After Earth Best Hip-Hop/Rap: Mafiosa Best Jam Band: Jam Factor Best Jazz: Andrew Carroll

Clockwise from top right, Ohne-Ka and the Burning River; Mark Copani, the Hall of Fame’s music educator of the year; Dan Elliott; Carolyn Kelly; Joe Driscoll; Kim Simmonds and Savoy Brown; and Sammys chair Liz Nowak with WXTL-FM 105.9 (The Rebel) deejay Dave Frisina.

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MARCHING MADNESS Channel 9’s Tim Fox recalls the station’s 30-plus years of St. Patrick’s Parade broadcasts

By Bill DeLapp

he late Channel 9 newslady Nancy Duffy once had a crazy idea about a St. Patrick’s Parade that would actually march through downtown Syracuse in the middle of March — hardly the time of year when snow-fatigued, windchilled Central New Yorkers would actually witness such an event. Yet the parade’s debut in 1983 was truly the start of something big, as the small-scale march quickly snowballed into one of the area’s biggest attractions, luring thousands to South Salina Street during its 33-year history.

Duffy cajoled her station into broadcasting the third parade in 1985, and longtime producer-reporter Tim Fox has been part of that show ever since. WSYR-Channel 9 will air the three-hour parade, co-hosted by Carrie Lazarus and Dan Cummings, on Saturday, March 12, noon, with a repeat later that night at 11:30 p.m. WSYR’s 9.2 digital channel will also offer a same-day rebroadcast at 7 p.m. Fox fondly recalls the early years of the parade broadcast: “The parade was small the first couple of years. It was still a grassroots effort. And Nancy just kept chipping away at general manager Steve Kronquest, who saw some potential in the broadcast, and to get some sponsors to pay for the production costs. “In the beginning, we took a look at what resources we could marshal and how we could best cover what was then an awkward parade route. I think it used to start south of the Onondaga County War Memorial in the empty lots over where the Pirro Convention Center is now, and march around Columbus Circle, where I was stationed by the courthouse, and then out into downtown. They might have dispersed around Armory Square, which had more open lots back then. And the route changed every year in the first few years. By the fourth or fifth year the parade got over to Salina Street, and has stayed there ever since. “During one early broadcast, we had a photographer who saw a horse raise its tail during the march and he thought it was a good time to zoom in. It was not a good time to zoom in. He learned that very quickly. “Nancy got whatever she could marshal to put into the parade. She got an Irish jaunting cart from Dunk and Bright furniture and put Salty Sam (former radio and television announcer Will Lape) in that, and that was a big float in the first year. She always told the story about when people would ask where they were supposed to line up, and she said, ‘Just look for the man with the big green hat. And go out and find a big green hat. And a man to put under it.’ “So it was a little loosely organized during the first couple of years. Everything in the parade was whoever Nancy could buttonhole into showing up. She got

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the Irish Potato Ladies; they were administrative assistants around downtown that she had known while covering the courthouse, and they were involved with the parade for 30-plus years. “We have eight cameras and a crew of more than two dozen for this year’s broadcast, but it probably wasn’t a lot less (personnel) in the early broadcasts because we were trying to invent things as we went along. This was a big undertaking for the station. We didn’t have cell phones back then, so we had walkie-talkies (to coordinate the broadcast) and we had a phone line installed at Hotel Syracuse. We also used the production truck from TLC ambulance’s video service, we’ve worked closely with Cortland High School’s video club and we’ve rented trucks from Time Warner Cable. “For the parade broadcasts, we usually start gathering profile pieces when the officials make the grand marshal announcement. I recently put together a piece on Joe O’Hara, this year’s grand marshal. And last year we used a backpack transmitter that works off cell phone signals, which gives us more freedom than when we were tethered to a live TV truck that was stationed at Clinton Square. Now this backpack unit allows us more mobility to get upstairs at Sky Armory and up and down the parade route. “The parade has never been canceled. The biggest challenge was in 1992, the year of the Gumby balloon, and you could barely see it because of the snow. They brought Gumby back in 1995 so people could actually see him. It has been snowy, rainy, cloudy and very sunny, so we’ve seen every possible weather condition except below-zero conditions. “Nancy used to call people at the Tournament of Roses Parade, the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade and parades all across the country to find out how they organized the line of march. The Rose Parade was very specific regarding how many paces per minute. And that’s all fine until the temperatures dip below 30 degrees, then forget it. When it’s chilly, you’d be amazed how fast a three-hour parade can move through.” SNT

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Rarely Done Productions’ The God of Hell will be performed Thursday, March 10, through Saturday, March 12, 8 p.m., at Jazz Central, 441 E. Washington St. Call 546-3224 for information.

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“I miss the cold war.” The black absurdity of such a line, swaddled in faux nostalgia, sounds like something from Stanley Kubrick’s 1964 movie Dr. Stangelove. Instead it is from a late short work of Sam Shepard, The God of Hell (2004). One of America’s most admired contemporary playwrights, known for Buried Child and Tooth of Crime, Shepard has not been well-served recently by local stages. Living up to its name, Rarely Done Productions introduces us to Shepard’s previously unseen dark satire with its edgy wit. The scene is a remote Wisconsin dairy farm, just east of the Mississippi River. Frank (Trevor F. Hill), first seen buffing Justin Bird and Heather Roach in Rarely Done’s The God of Hell. Michal Lepore photo. his boots, is a small-timer competing with When he corrects her by saying there are study Wisconsin Death-Trip (1974), about agribusiness. He lives to see his heifers six, she answers, “Oh, you’re counting the madness and gothic horror set among thrive. His fussy wife, Emma (Heather basement.” quiet green pastures. It was also the home Roach), obsessively overwaters the house It turns out that Frank and Emma do of one of America’s prime paranoids, Sen. plants. In a playwright’s convenience, have something or someone to hide. He’s a Joseph McCarthy. Or maybe all three. Emma seems a little slow on the uptake hangdog-looking old pal of Frank’s named In any case we know that Haynes has and so things have to be repeated to her. Haynes (David Simmons), who’s lying low come from a Western town, whose name The emphatic rephrasing for Emma’s for some unspecified reason. Emma, who he forbids Emma from repeating. Welch benefit is a reliable comic device. characteristically misremembers his first also comes from the West, specifically One morning a smiling, self-assured, name (Greg, not Craig), receives an electri- Colorado, in pursuing Haynes. And it is well-dressed man named Welch (Justin cal shock that turns off the lights whenever in the often thinly populated West that Bird) walks into the house without being she so much as puts a finger on Haynes. people, or rather the government, test invited. His smarmy glibness suggests an “Just a little static,” he offers implausibly. dangerous things. Amway salesman, but he represents no As the author of True West, Shepard al“Do you know what plutonium is named company. What he says instead puzzles ways gives significance to geography. The for?” Haynes asks. “Pluto: the god of Emma and us. Why does she leave her continual references to Wisconsin may hell,” he answers himself. flagpole “empty” when she should be celAlthough Haynes has been hard-bitten ebrating the glories of liberty with the red, signal normality and banality, like football fans in cheesehead cutouts. Or he may be and cryptic until this point, he lets loose white and blue? When he asks how many 64th CNY artists half page New times.qxp_Layout 1 2/9/16 1:18 PM Page 1 alluding to Michael Lesy’s hair-raising on plutonium’s dangers. Tasteless, odorrooms the house has, she answers “five.”

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Larry Grenadier. Wed. March 9, 7:30 p.m. Renowned bassist, who has worked with Brad Mehldau and Pat Metheny, will be accompanied by the Oswego Jazz Project at SUNY Oswego’s Sheldon Ballroom, 7060 Route 104, Oswego. $15. 312-2500, sunyoswego.edu/arts.

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Cats Under the Stars. Wed. March 9, 9 p.m. The Jerry Garcia tribute band featuring Melvin Seals returns to the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $15/advance, $17/door. 299-8886, thewestcotttheater.com.

Joe Altier. Sat. noon. Local piano man will accompany the parade vibes at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. Free. funknwaffles.ticketfly. com.

Skunk City Funk Night with Emanuel Washington. Every Wed. 9 p.m. A little extra

soulful band headlines a fundraiser for the National Ataxia Foundation at Borio’s Restaurant, 8891 McDonnell’s Parkway, Cicero. $50. 427-3213.

funk with your waffles at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

T H U R S DAY 3/10 Wobblesauce. Thurs. Mar. 10, 8 p.m.

Beantown’s electronic prog rockers shake things up, plus Amongst the Monks and Ed Balduzzi at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $12/advance, $15/door. 299-8886, thewestcotttheater.com.

Root Shock. Thurs. 9 p.m. Enjoy an evening of

smooth rock and reggae, plus Personal Blend at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Crouse Ave. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

F R I DAY 3/11 Rockin’ the Redhouse. Fri. 5:30 p.m. Eight

local business bands compete in the annual Redhouse fundraiser for their educational programming at the Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. $10/advance, $15/door. 362-2785, redhouse.org.

The Hook. Fri. 7:30 p.m. The monthly music

series features Terry Burns, Ron Kristy and Stephen Douglass Wolfe at Oswego Music Hall, McCrobie Building, 41 Lake St., Oswego. $12. 342-1733, oswegomusichall.com.

Joe Crookston. Fri. 8 p.m. Ithaca’s folk artist

returns for another story-filled musical performance, plus Gina Newlin and Lisa Trent offer an acro-yoga performance at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $20. 253-6669, auburnpublictheater.org.

Gallons of Pork. Fri. 8 p.m. Get hungry with the porkers plus Paraiso at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com. Aaron Lewis. Fri. 8 p.m. The Staind front

man returns for his annual two-night solo shows at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, 5218 Patrick Road, Verona. $60, $65. 361-SHOW, (800) 771-7711, turningstone.com.

Mike and Ruthy Band. Fri. 8 p.m. The quintet

All-day parade day event features the Amazing Shakes, Ohne-ká and the Burning River, Judge Gazza, Stacy White Suite and more at Stout Beard Brewing Company, Cosmopolitan Building, 1153 W. Fayette St. Free admission.

Isreal Hagan and Stroke. Sat. 7 p.m. The

John and Cathy Cadley. Sat. 7 p.m. The popular duo offers bluegrass and more at the Trinity Church Community Coffeehouse, 98 Main St., Camden. Free will offering. 245-1987. Jerry Cali. Sat. 7:30 p.m. The singer-songwriter performs at the United Church of Fayetteville’s Steeple Coffeehouse, 310 E. Genesee St., Fayetteville. $10. 637-3186.

Symphoria: Motion Dynamics. Sat. 7:30 p.m. Movement accompanies music when CirqOvation performers join Symphoria for a multimedia performance at the Museum of Science and Technology, 500 S. Franklin St. 2995589, experiencesymphoria.org. Ampvene. Sat. 8 p.m. The local outfit rocks

out on the SU hill, plus Barroom Philosophers at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Dana “Short Order” Cooke. Sat. 8 p.m. The singer-songwriter performs an acoustic set at the Second Saturday series, plus The Stantons at Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $10. 478-8634, westcottcc.org. Aaron Lewis. Sat. 8 p.m. See Friday listing.

Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, 5218 Patrick Road, Verona. $60, $65. 361-SHOW, (800) 771-7711, turningstone. com.

Our Friends Band. Sat. 9 p.m. Get down to a

little jam rock, plus Folkfaces and Primo Ganso at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

S U N DAY 3/13 Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m. Jam

session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

shows off its genre-spanning arsenal of songs at Earlville Opera House, 18 E. Main St., Earlville. $22/adults, $11/students. 691-3550, earlvilleoperahouse.com.

MasterWorks Chorale. Sun. 4 p.m. Works by Handel, Mozart, Brahms and more will be presented at St. Mary’s Church, 15 Clark St., Auburn. $15/adults, $10/seniors; free/ages 18 and under. 702-7325.

Roosevelt Collier. Fri. 9 p.m. Funky music maker will be backed by members of Dopapod

Steve Scuteri. Sun. 7 p.m. The singer-songwriter strums strings and swoons with stories,

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Alice in Wonderland. Every Sat. 12:30 p.m.; through March 26. Interactive version of the children’s classic, as performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $6. 449-3823.

Our Town. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m.;

All Shook Up. Thurs.-Sat. 7 p.m. Student

production of the Elvis musical at Cicero-North Syracuse High School, 6002 Route 31, Cicero. $10/adults, $8/students and seniors. 218-4100.

Dead Silent: Florence of Moravia. Every Thurs. 6:45 p.m.; closes April 28. Interactive dinner-theater comedy whodunit involving spies and silent movies; performed by Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $27.95/plus tax and gratuity. 475-1807. The God of Hell. Thurs.-Sat. 8 p.m.; closes March 18. Sam Shepard’s bizarre slice of post-9/11 heartland political satire, presented by Rarely Done Productions at Jazz Central, 441 E. Washington St. $20. 546-3224. The Mousetrap. Fri. & Sat. 7:30 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m.; through March 13. Agatha Christie’s classic whodunit is mounted in this student honors production at SUNY Oswego’s Hewitt Union Ballroom, 7060 Route 104,

plus Max Dvorak at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com

closes March 19. The Central New York Playhouse troupe presents Thornton Wilder’s classic about life, love and death in a small community at the company’s Shoppingtown Mall venue, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $20/Fri. & Sat., $17/Sun. 885-8960.

Sleeping Beauty. Fri. 7 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m. Syracuse City Ballet presents the timeless classic at the Mulroy Civic Center’s CrouseHinds Concert Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $17, $31.50, $55/adults, $10/ages 12 and under. 435-2121. To Kill a Mockingbird. Wed. March 9, 3

p.m., Fri. 8 p.m., Sat. 3 & 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Tues. & Wed. March 16, 7:30 p.m.; closes March 26. The late Harper Lee’s memoir of childhood, race relations and legal matters in the Deep South continues the season at Syracuse Stage’s Archbold Theatre, 820 E. Genesee St. $30, $46, $50/adults, $38/age 40 and under, $18/under 18. 443-3275.

Skunk City Funk Night with Emanuel Washington. Every Wed. 9 p.m. A little extra

funk with your waffles at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

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Pearly Baker’s Best. Every Mon. 9 p.m. The weekly Grateful Dead night jams on at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

W E D N E S DAY 3/9 Bradshaw & Nightbeat. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

T U E S DAY 3/15

Brass Inc. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswe-

Chris James & Mama G. Every Tues. 8 p.m. The duo hosts the weekly open mike at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $2. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

go), 7 p.m.

Dead Superstar, Blaming Hollywood. (Rock Garage, 6739 Pickard Drive), 7 p.m.

Frenay & Lenin. (Sheraton University Inn, 801

W E D N E S DAY 3/16

University Ave.), 6 p.m.

Todd Graber and Juan Francisco LaManna. Wed. March 16, 11 a.m. SUNY Oswego

professors perform and talk about selections of Franz Schubert’s “Die Winterreise” at OASIS, 6333 Route 298, East Syracuse. $15. 644-6555, oasisnet.org.

Experience Hendrix. Wed. March 16, 7:30

p.m. Notable musicians such as Billy Cox, Zach Wylde, Kenny Wayne Shepherd and more pay homage to guitarist Jimi Hendrix at the Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. $32.50, $47.50, $59.50, $100. 475-7979, landmarktheatre.org.

Sam Green and Yo La Tengo. Wed. Mar.

Oswego. $15. 312-2141.

Golden Novak Nanni. (Oak & Vine at Springside Inn, 6141 W. Lake Road, Auburn), 8 p.m.

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road,

Central Square), 6 p.m.

Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers, 1345

Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Greg Hoover. (Basta on the

River, 7 Syracuse St.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/John Galli. (Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave.), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Frank Rhodes. (Shifty’s, 1401

Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

16, 7:30 p.m. The Academy Award-nominated filmmaker and the indie band team for a multimedia homage to Buckminster Fuller at SUNY Oswego’s Hewitt Union Ballroom, 7060 Route 104, Oswego. $20. 312-4581, oswego.edu.

Open Mike w/Morris Tarbell & Well Swung Trio. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St., Solvay), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Raw Meat. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 8:30 p.m.

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Open Mike w/PEP. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syracuse

Karaoke. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Resort,

Barroom Philosophers. (Ferris Wheel, 6 Mar-

Karaoke. (Spinning Wheel, 3784 Thompson

Parlour Games. (Le Moyne Plaza, 1135 Salt

Karaoke w/DJ Chill. (Singers, 1345 Milton

Brown Brothers. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Gene-

Karaoke. (William’s Restaurant, 7275 Route

Tim Herron. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Wil-

Lisa Lee Trio. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 8

Chris Merkley. (World of Beer, Destiny USA),

Karaoke w/Holly. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.),

Mark Bader. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone

Chris Taylor & Custom Taylor Band. (Kegs

Verona), 9 p.m.

St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Ave.), 9 p.m.

Springs Road), noon.

p.m.

low St.), 8 p.m.

T H U R S DAY 3/10 Arty Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswe-

ket St., Oswego), 8 p.m.

see St., Skaneateles), 8 p.m.

8 p.m.

Road, North Syracuse), 9 p.m. 298, Bridgeport), 9 p.m. 6 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Voltage & DJ Mars. (Singers,

Resort, Verona), 8 p.m.

Canalside, 7 N. Hamilton St., Jordan), 9 p.m.

1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

go), 6 p.m.

907 E. Genesee St.), 8 p.m.

Mark Nanni & The Intention. (Dolce Vita,

Chris Terra & The Heat. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syr-

Kelly & Martin. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone

Barnes & Castillo. (Bistro 197, 197 W. First St.,

Max Scialdone. (Monirae’s, 688 Route 10, Pen-

Country Rose Band. (Sand Bar & Grill, 1067 Route 49, Bernhards Bay), 8:30 p.m.

Letizia’s Urban Country. (Maplewood Inn,

400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

Bill Ali. (Lukin’s Brick Oven Pizza, 640 Varick St.,

Mike Gordon. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley

Coustic Pie. (Lakeside Vista, Lakeside Vista, 2473 Route 174, Marietta), 7 p.m.

Lisa Lee Band. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 8 p.m.

Open Mike. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191 Pompey

Dirtroad Ruckus. (Kegs Canalside, 7 N. Hamil-

Mark Doyle & The Maniacs. (Dinosaur Bar-B-

Open Mike w/Frank Rhodes. (Buffalo’s, 2119

DJ Bill T. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Vero-

Mark Zane. (Eskapes Lounge, 6257 Route 31

Oswego), 7 p.m.

nellville), 7 p.m.

Utica), 7 p.m.

Road,), 6 p.m.

Bog Brothers. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 8 p.m.

Center Road, Manlius), 7 p.m.

Castle Creek. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 7

acuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

ton St., Jordan), 9 p.m.

Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

p.m.

Downer St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

na), 7:30 p.m.

Cicero), 9 p.m.

DJ Dread. (Lava Nightclub, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Open Mike w/Greg Hoover. (Basta on the

River, 7 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

DJay 360 & S-Dot. (Lava Nightclub, Turning

Michael Crissan. (Greenwood Winery, 6475

Dueling Pianos. (The Gig, Turning Stone

Open Mike w/Velveeta Nightmare Band.

Frenay & Lenin. (Vendetti’s Soft Rock Café,

Old Friends. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301 W.

Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

(Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 9 p.m.

Grits Trio. (Vernon Downs Casino, Vernon), 6 p.m.

Open Turntable Night. (Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave.), 8 p.m.

Irv Lyons Jr. & Edgar Pagan. (Dinosaur Bar-BQue, 246 W. Willow St.),

SoulPlay. (Otro Cinco, 206 S. Warren St.), 10

Joe Driscoll. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S. Low-

p.m.

Just Joe. (Duskee’s, 8 Bridge St., Phoenix), 7

E.), 6 p.m.

Karaoke. (Pricker Bush, 3642 Route 57, Oswe-

W. Fayette St.), 8 p.m.

ell Ave.), 9 p.m.

Take Four: Jazz. (Tokyo Seoul, 3180 Erie Blvd.

p.m.

Tommy Connors. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301

go).

Karaoke. (Phoenix American Legion, 9 Oswego River Road, Phoenix), 6:30 p.m.

F R I DAY 3/11 Baddogg. (Lukin’s Brick Oven Pizza, 640 Varick St., Utica), 10 p.m.

Dine &

Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Collamer Road, East Syracuse), ?

2026 Teall Ave.), 7:30 p.m.

Fayette St.), 9 p.m.

Frank & Burns. (Sharkey’s Bar & Grill, 7240

Oswego Road, Liverpool), 6 p.m.

Open Mike w/Dan Schneider. (Oswego Music Hall, 41 Lake St., Oswego), 7:30 p.m.

Grit N Grace. (Monirae’s, 688 Route 10 Pen-

Shazbot. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell

Isreal Hagan & Stroke. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet

Str8 On. (Abbott’s Village Tavern, 6 E. Main St.,

nellville), 9 p.m.

Ave.), 10 p.m.

Ave.), 9 p.m.

Marcellus), 8 p.m.

John Lerner. (Fulton Moose Lodge, 3044 Route 57, Oswego), 7 p.m.

Swooners. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Johnny Bender. (The Gig, Turning Stone

Tas Cru. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley Road), 8

Just Joe. (Pasta’s on the Green, 1 Village Blvd.

Tim Grant Trio. (Bistro 197, 197 W. First St.,

Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

N., Baldwinsville), 8 p.m.

p.m.

Oswego), 7 p.m.

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Timeline. (Margaritaville, Destiny USA), 9 p.m. TJ Sacco. (Colonial Inn, 3071 Route 370, Meridian), 11 p.m.

Trump Tight. (Moondog’s Lounge, 28 State St., Auburn), 9 p.m.

Two of Us. (Lukin’s Brick Oven Pizza, 640 Varick

Frenay & Lenin. (Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St.), 11 a.m.

Frenay & Lenin. (Prison City Pub, 24 State St., Auburn), 4 p.m.

Honky Tonk Hindooz. (Prison City Pub, 24

State St., Auburn), 7 p.m.

St., Utica), 6 p.m.

Ill Funk Ensemble. (World of Beer, Destiny

Unbroken. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 9 p.m.

Letizia’s Urban Country. (JP’s Tavern, 109

Wayback Machine. (Ukrainian National Club, 125 Washington St. Auburn), ? What About Bob. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 9 p.m.

USA), 8 p.m.

Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 8 p.m.

Lisa Lee Duo. (Bistro 197, 197 W. First St., Oswego), 7 p.m.

Joey Nigro & John Nilsen. (Lombardo’s Bridie Manor, 1830 Bridie Square, Oswego), 7:30 p.m.

S AT U R DAY 3/12 Anomalous People. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333

Buckley Road), 9 p.m.

Barndogs. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 8:30 p.m.

Just Joe. (Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St.),

noon.

Karaoke. (DR’s Tavern, 1417 W. Genesee St.), 10 p.m.

Bomb. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Verona),

Karaoke w/DJ Corey. (Western Ranch Motor

Chris James & Mama G, Spittin Sirens.

Karaoke w/DJ Skoob & DJ Denny. (Singers,

10 p.m.

Inn, 1255 State Fair Blvd.), 9 p.m.

(Alto Cinco, 526 Westcott St.), 11 p.m.

1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Chris Taylor & Custom Taylor Band. (Lighthouse Lanes, 295 E. Albany St., Oswego ), 9 p.m.

Measure. (Ferris Wheel, 6 Market St., Oswego),

Coachmen. (Vendetti’s Soft Rock Café, 2026 Teall Ave.), 8:30 p.m.

Mere Mortals & Headphones. (Coleman’s

6 p.m.

Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 4 p.m.

Country Swagg. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Maplewood Inn, 400 Sev-

Cousin Jake. (Beginning II, 6897 Manlius Center Road, East Syracuse), 8 p.m.

Mike Bogan Band. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W.

Genesee St., Skaneateles), 9:30 p.m.

Dave Porter. (Green Gate Inn, 2 Main St.,

Paul Davie. (The Brasserie, 200 Township

Camillus), 8 p.m.

Blvd., Camillus), 7 p.m.

Dirtroad Ruckus. (Dominick’s Sports Restau-

Pop Rox. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton

enth North St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

rant, 390 Route 51A, Oswego), 10 p.m.

Road, Mattydale), 9 p.m.

DJ Pisano w/DJ Dread. (Lava Nightclub, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Quigsey & The Bird. (Jake Hafner’s Restaurant, 522 W. Taft Road, North Syracuse), 5 p.m.

ESP. (Bistro Elephant, 238 W. Jefferson St.), 7

Rhythm Method. (Candy’s Hillside, 6207 Rock

p.m.

Cut Road, Jamesville), 9 p.m.

Gerry Dixon. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301 W. Fayette St.), 2 p.m.

Ripcords. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Golden Novak Band. (Savory, 300 Washing-

ton St., Watertown), 8 p.m.

Soul Mine. (Ferris Wheel, 6 Market St., Oswego), 9:30 p.m. Stone River Band. (Phoenix American Legion,

Greg Mach & Open Containers. (Revolutions, Destiny USA), 9 p.m.

9 Oswego River Road, Phoenix), 7 p.m.

Swooners. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone

Grit N Grace. (Matteson Hotel, 1001 Route 51,

Ilion), 10 p.m.

Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

TJ Sacco Band. (Margaritaville, Destiny USA),

F5. (Hazzy’s, 4290 Route 104, Mexico), 9 p.m. Flat Face & Shemp-Dells. (Dinosaur Bar-B-

Que, 246 W. Willow St.) 10 p.m.

Frank & Burns. (Pasta’s on the Green, 1 Village Blvd. N., Baldwinsville), 8 p.m.

10 p.m.

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Colin Aberdeen. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.),

Ron Kadey. (Lakeside Vista, 2473 Route 174, Marietta), 10:30 a.m.

Rick Melito. (Limp Lizard, 201 First St., Liverpool), 7:30 p.m.

Drive), 8 p.m.

DJ Adam Simeon. (Otro Cinco, 206 S. Warren

321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike. (Auburn Public Theater, 8

River, 7 Syracuse St.), 9 p.m.

St.), 11 a.m.

Take Four: Jazz. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge,

DJ Jah Roots. (Otro Cinco, 206 S. Warren St.),

Wayback Machine. (O’Toole’s Tavern, 111

Open Mike. (The Road, 4845 W. Seneca Turn-

7 p.m.

5 p.m.

Donal O’Shaughnessy. (Coleman’s Irish Pub,

100 S. Lowell Ave.) 4 p.m.

Greg Hoover. (Mohegan Manor, 58 Oswego

Osbourne St., Auburn), 6:30 p.m.

M O N DAY 3/14 Fresh Guac. (Prison City Pub, 24 State St.), 8

St.,), 11 a.m.

p.m.

Jazz & Gospel Jam. (Funk N Waffles, 307 S.

Just Joe. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow

St.), 8 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz-Pop Duo. (Blue Water

Karaoke w/DJ Halo. Singers, 1345 Milton

Ave.), 9 p.m.

Just Joe. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 6 p.m.

Open Mike. (The Road, 4845 W. Seneca Turn-

Open Mike. (Rooter’s Tavern, 4141 N. Salina

pike), 7 p.m.

T U E S DAY 3/15 Karaoke w/DJ Streets. (Singers, 1345 Milton

St.), 9 p.m.

Ave.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Confused Poet. (Transitions, 658 N. Salina St.), 7 p.m. Paul Lee. (B&B Lounge, 310 South Ave.), 7 p.m.

Karaoke w/Loudest Sound in Town. (Mac’s

Quickchange. (Nest Tavern, 6524 Route 80,

Miss E Duo. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Wil-

Tully), 4 p.m.

low St.), 8 p.m.

Open Jam w/Edgar Pagan, Irv Lyons Jr.,

Open Mike w/ Golden Novak Duo. (Max-

Open Mike w/Morris Tarbell & Well Swung Trio. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St., Sol-

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Frenay & Lenin. (Sheraton University Inn, 801 Honky Tonk Hindooz. (Oak & Vine at Springside Inn, 6141 W. Lake Road, Auburn), 8 p.m.

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Open Mike w/Raw Meat. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 8:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Todd Storinge & Joe. (JP’s

Tavern, 109 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Professional Victims. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

TJ Sacco. (Dublin’s, 7990 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 7 p.m.

Vincitore & O’Hara. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246

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Gary Menke. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Comedian and

occasional character actor (Nash Bridges) boasts his comic chops at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Blvd. $10. 423-8669, syracuse.funnybone.com.

Jay Leno. Thurs. 8 p.m. The lantern-jawed gabfest host proves that his standup material is much funnier than his TV shtick at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Event Center, Thruway Exit 33, 5218 Patrick Road, Verona. $39, $44, $49. 361-SHOW, (800) 771-7711, turningstone.com. Dwayne Kennedy. Fri. 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Sat. 7 & 9:45 p.m., Sun. 7:30 p.m. The comic actor (Seinfeld, How High) showcases his funny perspectives at the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Blvd. $12/Fri., $15/Sat., $10/Sun. 423-8669, syracuse.funnybone.com. Salt City Improv Theatre. Sat. 8 p.m. Improv

comedy played by the Pork Pie Hat and SkittleFit troupes in the style of the TV series Whose Line Is It Anyway?, with a portion of the proceeds to be donated to the Save the Children refugee crisis fund as part of the Improv Without Borders initiative’s International Awareness Day. Salt City Improv Theatre, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $10. 410-1962, saltcityimprov.com.

Todd Barry. Wed. March 16, 8 p.m. Veteran

standup with acting credits galore (The Wrestler, Flight of the Conchords) brings the funny to the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $20. 4461934. thelosthorizon.com.

Comedy Showcase. Wed. March 16, 8 p.m.

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Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Brainstorming at Trappers II Pizza Pub, 101 N. Main St., Minoa. Free. 656-7777. Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Cranium

All skill levels are welcome: if you can write your name, you can draw. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $8. 453-5565.

The puck-slappers face off against the Bridgeport Sound Tigers (Fri.) and the Rochester Americans (Sat.) at the Onondaga County War Memorial Arena, 515 Montgomery St. $16-$20. 473-4444.

Onondaga Lake Open House. Every Fri.

Syracuse Silver Knights. Sun. 4 p.m. The

Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45

p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 410-1962.

Open Figure Drawing. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m.

noon-4:30 p.m. Come experience the lake cleanup firsthand at the Onondaga Lake Visitors Center, 280 Restoration Way, Geddes. Free. 552-9751.

Art Classes. Every Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m., 4 & 6:30 p.m. Teens and adults delve into their artistic sides at the Liverpool Art Center, 101 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $60-$80/month. 234-9333.

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Anand Giridharadas. Thurs. 6:30 p.m. New York Times columnist will speak about his interactions with a white supremacist in The True American: Murder and Mercy in Texas at Marano Campus Center, SUNY Oswego, Route 104, Oswego. Free. 312-2500, oswego.edu. Caleb Smith. Thurs. 7 p.m. The Yale University professor addresses Austin Reed’s memoir about life as a 19th-century Auburn Prison inmate at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $20. 252-1283, sewardhouse.org.

Gerry LaFemina. Fri. 7 p.m. Award-winning

poet is featured in the visiting author series at the Downtown Writers Center, 340 Montgomery St. 474-6851, Ext. 328, ycny.org/dwc.

Betts Book Discussion. Tues. 10 a.m. The

group discusses the late Harper Lee’s Go Set a Watchman at Betts Branch Library, 4862 S. Salina St. Free. 435-1940, onlib.org.

North Syracuse Art Group. Every Wed. 10 a.m. Bring your own supplies and learn, exchange art knowledge, share fine art with others and work your media. VFW Post 7290, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. Free. 6993965.

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Patrick hosts his quiz show at Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St., Baldwinsville. Free.638-1234.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Diamond

Dave knows the answers at Munjed’s Mediterranean Cafe and Metro Lounge, 505 Westcott St. Free. 425-0366.

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Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7:30 p.m. DJs-R-US

Thurs. & Wed. March 16, 10 a.m. The six-week, hour-long sessions will get preschoolers out and will engage them with hands-on activities at Baltimore Woods Nature Center, 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus. $50. 673-1350, baltimorewoods.org.

YMCA Folksmarch. Sat. 8-11 a.m., Sun. 1-3 p.m. Participate in a non-competitive 5K or 10K walking event at Aspen House, 8550 North Entry Road, Baldwinsville. $4/adults, $1/ages 5 to 16, free/ages 4 and under. 475-6741, syracuse. ymca.org.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Come out

Greater Syracuse Antiques Expo. Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. The annual showcase of oldies but goodies takes place at the Horticulture Building, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. $7/adults, $8/ weekend pass, free/ages 12 and under. 6865789.

handles the questions at Two Guys from Italy, Route 49, West Monroe. Free. 676-5777.

Nature’s Little Explorers. Wed. March 9,

and test your brainpan against others. Stingers Pizza, 4500 Pewter Lane, Manlius. Free. 6928100.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Nightly prizes to those with the answers to general knowledge questions. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave. Free. 487-9890.

St. Patrick’s Day Party. Sat. 9:30 a.m. Drink

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Prizes

for contestants, who needn’t be part of an established team. Sitrus Bar, Sheraton Syracuse University Hotel, 801 University Ave. Free. 3806206.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Gray mat-

ters at this DJs-R-US contest at Spinning Wheel, 7384 Thompson Road, North Syracuse. Free. 458-3222.

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specials, a la carte food menu and music from the Kilgore McTrouts and Causeway Giants at Sky Armory, 351 S. Clinton St. $10/adults, free/ ages 8 and under. 473-0826, skyarmory.com.

Motorsports Expo and Trade Show. Sat. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Catch racing fever at the Center of Progress Building, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. $12/ adults, $20/weekend pass, $6/ages 6 to 11, free/ ages 6 and under. 378-8003.

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Winter Farmers Market. Sat. 10 a.m. Enjoy

local businesses and farmers’ wares at Baltimore Woods Nature Center, 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus. Free admission. 673-1350, baltimorewoods.org.

Phoenix Lions Club Craft Fair. Sat. 11 a.m.

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Trivia Night. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m. Knowledge is good at Marcella’s Restaurant, Clarion Hotel, 100 Farrell Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 457-8700.

Enjoy crafts, a bake sale and more at Phoenix Fire Department, 821 Main St., Phoenix. Free admission. 416-1262.

Smartass Trivia. Every Tues. 7:15-11 pm. More

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Team Trivia. Every Tues. 8 p.m. Drop some

a.m. Children can express their imaginative powers to develop story, ideas and character work at the Open Hand Theater, 518 Prospect Ave. $10. 476-0466, openhandtheater.org.

Stand-Up Comedy Workshop. Sat. 11 a.m.

Tim Joyce instructs aspiring comics during a four-hour segment that also offers opportunities to perform a March 16 set at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $50. 423-8669.

St. Patrick’s Parade. Sat. noon-3 p.m. Watch

marchers, floats, SpongeBob SquarePants voice Tom Kenny and more as they head down South Salina Street. Free. Syracusestpatricksparade. org.

Marcellus Rotary Club Breakfast. Sun. 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Enjoy a green-themed repast and a silent auction at Marcellus Fire Station 4242 Slate Hill Road, Marcellus. $22/family of five, $7/ages 13 and up, $4/ages 5 to 12, free/ ages 5 and under.

Yoga in the Greenhouse. Sun. 10 a.m. Bring

a mat and listen to Heidi Noce lead a Vinyasa Flow class at the Carol Watson Greenhouse, 2980 Sentinel Heights Road, LaFayette. $5. 6770286, carolwatsongreenhouse.com.

Much Meatball Madness. Sun. noon. Enjoy

a meatball contest of epic proportions and an Italian buffet to benefit Elmcrest Children’s Center at the New York State Fairgrounds’ International Pavilion, 581 State Fair Blvd. $50/family of four, $15/adults, $10/ages 6 to 12, free/ages 5 and under. 446-6250, Ext. 334.

Sunday Funday. Sun. 2 p.m. Enjoy hands-on

activities and games at Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. Free with admission. 474-6064, everson.org.

Syracuse Blazers Squirt Tryouts. Mon. &

Thurs. March 17, 5:30 p.m. For ages 9 under and 10 under, try out for the Tier-II travel youth hockey team at Cicero Twin Rinks, 5575 Meltzer Ave., Cicero. 559-3366, syracuseyouthhockey. com.

Syracuse Blazers PeeWee Tryouts. Mon.

7:15 p.m. & Wed. March 16, 5:30 p.m. For ages 11 under and 12 under, try out for the Tier-II travel youth hockey team at Cicero Twin Rinks, 5575

brainy fun with Steve Patrick at Nibsy’s Pub, 201 Ulster Ave. Free. 476-8423. factoids at Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave. Free. (215) 760-8312.

Chris Ryan. Wed. March 16, 7 p.m. Water-

loo-based chiropractor gives a presentation about acupuncture, exercise, massage and more for the first installment of a wellness series at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $5. 253-6669, auburnpublictheater. com.

Rosamond Gifford Zoo. Daily, 10 a.m.-4:30

p.m. The zoo, located at 1 Conservation Place, features some pretty nifty animals, including penguins, tigers, birds, primates and the ever-popular elephants. $8/adults, $5/seniors, $4/youth, free/under age 2. 435-8511.

Onondaga Lake Skatepark. Daily, noon-4 p.m.; through March 31. The park is open for anyone older than age 5. Helmets must be worn, and waivers (available at the park) must be signed by a parent. Onondaga Lake Park, 107 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $3/session; $35/monthly pass; $125/season pass. 453-6712.

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Daily: 1:45, 4:50 & 7:45 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:25, 4:15, 6:55 & 9:45 p.m.

Norm of the North. Rob Schneider lends his

Dirty Grandpa. Robert De Niro and Zac Efron in a raunchy spring break comedy. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 9:25 p.m.

The Other Side of the Door. Last week’s creepshow. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 4:45, 7:55 & 10:25 p.m.

Eddie the Eagle. Hugh Jackman in a fact-

The Perfect Match. Romcom with Paula

based tale of a British ski jumper at the 1988 Winter Olympics. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:05 a.m. & 1:50 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Fri. & Sat.: 4:25 & 9:50 p.m. Sun.-Thurs.: 4:25 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 4:20, 7:05 & 9:55 p.m.

Gods of Egypt. Gerard Butler in a swords-andsandals spectacle; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 3:25 & 9:25 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:05 & 6:25 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:10, 4:10 & 7:10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:05 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 3:55 & 9:15 p.m.

How to Be Single. Raunchy romcom for the

ladies. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 7:25 & 10:05 p.m. Mon.Thurs. 1, 3:50, 7:25 & 10:05 p.m.

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Kung Fu Panda 3. Dustin Hoffman and Jackie Chan join celebrity voices Jack Black and Angelina Jolie for this third cartoon. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:20 a.m., 1:45 & 4:15 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:15 & 7:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1 p.m.

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J EC T TO CHA N G E. Brooklyn. Saiorse Ronan as an Irish immigrant landing in 1950s America. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 7 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 4:35 p.m.

The Brothers Grimsby. Spy spoof with Sacha

Baron Cohen. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, 7:50 & 10:30 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri.-Sun.): 3:55 & 6:40 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:40, 4:40 & 7:30 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:15 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:40, 4:05, 7 & 10:15 p.m.

Deadpool. Ryan Reynolds as the masked

wisecracker in this violent Marvel Comics adaptation. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:40 a.m., 2:15, 4:55, 7:45 & 10:40 p.m. Screen 2: 7:05 & 9:55 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

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fact-based art-house flick with Maggie Smith. Manlius (Digital presentation/stereo). Fri. & Sat.: 8 p.m. Sun.-Thurs.: 7:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun, matinee: 2 & 4:30 p.m.

London Has Fallen. Gerard Butler saves the world again in this terrorist thriller. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 8 & 10:35 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:40, 3:40, 6:30 & 9:10 p.m. Screen 2: 7:20 & 10:10 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:50, 4:45 & 7:40 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:25 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:45, 4:30, 7:10 & 9:50 p.m. Mei Ren Yu (The Mermaid). Chinese director

Stephen Chow’s underwater epic; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 4:05 & 9:20 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:20 & 6:45 p.m.

voice to this new cartoon. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Sat. & Sun.: 12:25 & 2:30 p.m.

Patton. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:50 a.m., 2:20, 4:50, 7:40 & 10:15 p.m.

The Revenant. Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy in a brutal survival yarn featuring pesky bears. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:35 a.m., 2:55, 6:15 & 9:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:15, 4:45 & 8:10 p.m. Risen. Splashy biblical epic with Joseph Fiennes. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 4:35 & 7:05 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:55 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:55, 4:35, 7:15 & 10:05 p.m. Spotlight. Michael Keaton heads the ensem-

ble cast in this Oscar-winning newspaper drama about the Boston Globe reporters who uncovered scandals in the Catholic Church. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:10 & 6:20 p.m.

Star Wars 7: The Force Awakens. Old-school and newbie characters gather for this sci-fi blockbuster. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 3:20, 6:30 & 9:35 p.m.

10 Cloverfield Lane. Bradley Cooper and

John Goodman in a spooky monster movie. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ IMAX/Stadium). Daily: 11:10 a.m., 1:55, 4:40, 7:30 & 10:20 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:30, 4:10, 7 & 9:50 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:20, 4:15 & 7 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 1:30, 4:10, 6:50 & 9:30 p.m. Screen 2: 2:10, 4:50, 7:30 & 10:10 p.m.

Triple 9. Casey Affleck and Chiwetel Ejiofor in a tale of criminals and crooked cops planning a big heist. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 12:40 & 9:30 p.m. Mon.-Thurs: 12:40, 3:55, 6:40 & 9:30 p.m. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Tina Fey as a jour-

nalist in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:15, 3:10, 6:35 & 9:35 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:35, 4:20 & 7:25 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:55, 3:40, 6:35 & 9:40 p.m.

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The Young Messiah. Reverent chronicle of the early days of Jesus Christ. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 4, 6:50 & 9:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:35, 4:25, 7:25 & 9:25 p.m. Zootopia. Jason Bateman and Ginnifer

Goodwin in Disney’s new cartoon; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 11:30 a.m., 2:10 & 5 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Screen 1: 12, 2:50, 6:20 & 9:10 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri.-Sun.): 1 & 3:50 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11 a.m., 1:40, 4:30, 7:10 & 10 p.m. Screen 2: 12:30 & 3:20 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Fri. & Sat.: 1:30 & 10 p.m. Sun.-Thurs.: 1 & 7:15 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 1, 4 & 6:45 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:30 p.m. Screen 2. Fri. & Sat.: 4:30 & 7:15 p.m. Sun.-Thurs.: 4:30 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:20 & 9:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 2, 4:40, 7:20 & 10 p.m. Screen 2: 4 & 6:40 p.m.

FI L M, OTH E RS LI ST E D ALPH ABE TI C A LLY: Brooklyn. Wed. March 2, 7:30 p.m. Saoirse

Ronan as an Irish immigrant in 1950s America, which continues the digital presentations at the Cinema Capitol, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/ adults, $5/students. 337-6453.

Creed. Sat. 8 p.m. Michael B. Jordan and Syl-

vester Stallone in a punchy saga at the Kallet Theater, 4842 N. Jefferson St., Pulaski. $5. 2980007.

Divide in Concord. Tues. 6:30 p.m. Documentary about the banning of bottled water in a Massachusetts town, followed by a discussion. Part of the “What If” film series, a showcase of national community efforts to improve quality of life. ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free. 218-5711.

The Good Dinosaur. Sat. 4 p.m. Disney-Pixar’s animated charmer at the Kallet Theater, 4842 N. Jefferson St., Pulaski. $5. 298-0007. Heaven Is For Real. Sat. 6 p.m. Acclaimed

faith-based flick at the Kallet Theater, 4842 N. Jefferson St., Pulaski. $5. 298-0007.

The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared. Wed. March 9, 7 p.m. Oscar-nominated art house entry at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $6. 253-6669.

Island of Lemurs: Madagascar. Wed. March 9-Sun. & Wed. March 16, 1 p.m. Large-format yarn with the cute critters. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/ children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Michael Jordan to the MAX. Sat. 4 p.m.

Annual March Madness large-format screenings featuring the hoops star at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

The Peanuts Movie. Fri. 6 p.m. Snoopy steals

the show in this Charlie Brown cartoon at the Kallet Theater, 4842 N. Jefferson St., Pulaski. $5. 298-0007.

Respire (Breathe). Fri. 1 & 7 p.m., Sat. 3 &

7 p.m., Wed. March 16, 7 p.m. French drama about female teens at an emotional crossroad at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $6. 253-6669.

Rocky Mountain Express. Wed. March 9-Fri., 12, 2 & 4 p.m., Sat. 12 & 2 p.m., Sun. & Wed. March 16, 12, 2 & 4 p.m. Chug along with choochoo thrills down the Canadian Pacific Railway in this large-format travelogue landscape at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/ children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Flight of the Butterflies. Wed. March 9-Sun. & Wed. March 16, 3 p.m. Large-format chronicle of the winged wonders at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Seven Beauties. Sat. 8 p.m. Director Lina

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7:30 p.m., Sun. 1 & 4 p.m., Mon.-Wed. March 16, 7:30 p.m. The Oscar-winning drama about a World War II concentration camp, which continues the digital presentations at the Cinema Capitol, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/adults, $5/students. 337-6453.

Rampling’s Oscar-nominated turn highlights this drama, which continues the digital presentations at the Cinema Capitol, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/adults, $5/students. 337-6453.

Wertmuller’s stunning 1975 drama about an Italian everyman (Giancarlo Giannini) attempting to survive during World War II. ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. $5/suggested donation. 218-5711.

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of Hastings and Oswego County. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the name of the limited liability company is DEBLOIS REPAIR & REMODEL, LLC. The Articles of Organization of said limited liability company were filed on February 12, 2016 with the Secretary of State. The county within the state in which the limited liability company is to be located is the County of Jefferson. The Principal Business Location of the limited liability company is Onondaga County, New York. The Secretary of State has been designated as agent of the limited liability company and the post office address within the state to which the Secretary of State shall mail a copy of any process against the limited liability company served upon him is Anthony A. Marrone, II, Esq., 5010 Campuswood Drive, East Syracuse, New York 13057. The purpose of the business of the limited liability company is any lawful purpose. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the name of the limited liability company is PROACTION REVENUE MANAGEMENT, LLC. The Articles of Organization of said limited liability company were filed on October 29, 2015 with the Secretary of State. The county within the state in which the limited liability company is to be located is the County of Jefferson. The Principal Business Location of the limited liability company is Onondaga County, New York. The Secretary of State has been designated as agent of the limited liability company and the post office address within the state to which the Secretary of State shall mail a copy of any process against the limited liability company served upon him is Anthony A. Marrone, II, Esq., 5010 Campuswood Drive, East Syracuse, New York 13057. The purpose of the business of the limited liability company is any lawful purpose. NOTICE Name of LLC: Neumandale Greenwich, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with NY Dept. of State on 1/29/16. Office Location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to principal business location: P.O. Box 430, Tully, NY 13159. Purpose: any lawful activity. NOTICE Name of LLC: Palladino & Carley Farms, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with NY Dept. of State on 1/13/16. Office Location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served

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and shall mail process to principal business location: P.O. Box 150, Pompey, NY 13158. Purpose: any lawful activity. NOTICE Name of LLC: Van Erden Management, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with NY Dept. of State on 2/10/16. Office Location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to principal business location: PO Box 430, Tully, NY 13159. Purpose: any lawful activity. NOTICE OF FILING OF ARTICLES OF ORGANIZATION IN NEW YORK BY A LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY. Name: Henessey Food Consulting LLC. Articles of Organization filed with sec. of state of NY(SOS) on 2/4/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SOS is designated as agent of LLC for service of process. SOS shall mail copy of process to 1987 Espirit Glade, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. Purpose: Any lawful act or activity. NOTICE OF FILING OF ARTICLES OF ORGANIZATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY. 1) The name of the limited liability company is PS Designwear, LLC (the “LLC”). 2)The Articles of Organization were filed with the NYS Secretary of State (“SOS”) on January 26, 2016. 3)The office of the LLC is located in Onondaga County. 4)The street address of the principal business location is 4005 Split Rock Road, Camillus, NY 13031. 5)The SOS has been designated as agent for the LLC upon whom process against it may be served. The post office address to which the SOS shall mail a copy of any process against the LLC served upon him or her is 4005 Split Rock Road, Camillus, NY 13031. 6)The purpose of the LLC is to engage in any lawful business activity which a limited liability company may organize under Section 203 of New York Limited Liability Company Law. Notice of foreign authority of Axiom Wireless Solutions, LLC. An Application for Authority (Foreign LLC) was filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on February 8, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Axiom Wireless Solutions, LLC, 53 Water St., Machias, ME 04654. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of 5099 West Genesee LLC. Arts .Of Org. filed with SSNY on 12/15/15. Of-

fice location: Onondaga SSNY desg. as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 499 S. Warren St. Syracuse, NY 13202. Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Akbk Management LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with SSNY on 2/18/16. Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg. as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 4954 Tinderbox Cir. Manlius, NY 13104. Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Armory Artworks LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) on 11/6/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 136 Walton St., Syracuse, NY 13202 .Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Automated Cyber Solutions, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on December 7th 2015. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: United States Corportation Agents, 7014 13th Avenue, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY,11228. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Barklyn Grace, LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/28/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 4160 Torrey Road, Liverpool, NY 13090. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Blue Lotus Consulting, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/11/16. Office location County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to PO Box 323, 6581 Kinney Rd, Syracuse, NY 13214-0323. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Claridge Acquisitions LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 02/01/2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 6024 Monopoli Path, Cicero, NY 13039. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of CNY Believe & Achieve Team, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/26/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 192 Pangborn Rd, Hastings, NY 13076. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of CNY, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/19/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 7206 Genesee St., Fayetteville, NY 13066. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of ComTech Consulting LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/19/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 241 Lafayette Rd., Syracuse, NY 13205. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of CORNERSTONE CONTRACTING CNY, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 112 PARKER AVE, LIVERPOOL NY 13088. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of CG Health Partners LLC Articles of Organization Notice of Formation filed with the Secretary of Dino Babers Football of State of New York Camps, LLC. Arts. of (SSNY) on 3/1/2016. Org. filed with NY Dept. Office location: County of State on 1/15/16. Ofof Onondaga. SSNY is fice location: Onondaga designated as agent of County. Sec. of State LLC upon whom process designated agent of LLC may be served. SSNY upon whom process

against it may be served and shall mail process to the principal business address: 1301 E. Colvin St., Manley Field House Football Office, Syracuse, NY 13244, Attn: Dino Babers, regd. agent upon whom process may be served. Purpose: any lawful act. Notice of Formation of Diversify-NY, LLC . Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 12/09/2015. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 107 Barclay St. Solvay, NY 13209. Notice of Formation of DJs-R-US Entertainment LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/5/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 5954 Brigadier Dr. Cicero, NY 13039. Purpose is any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF DOMESTIC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY; Name of LLC: 216 Redfield Avenue, LLC; Date of Filing: 2/24/2016; Office of the LLC: Onondaga Co.; The NY Secretary of State (NYSS) has been designated as the agent upon whom process may be served. The NYSS may mail a copy of any process to the LLC at 7000 Highfield Road, Fayetteville, NY 13066; Purpose of LLC: Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Eastside Counseling Services LCSW, PLLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/16/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 4317 East Genesee Street, Suite 204, Syracuse, NY 13214. Purpose: profession of licensed clinical social work. Notice of Formation of Firenze Property Maintenance LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 11/12/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 5749 Boulia DR.,Clay, NY 13041. Notice of Formation of Gilbo Realty LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY)

on 02/25/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 8542 Belnor Drive, Cicero NY 13039. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Greenhouse Logic LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 12/1/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 2876 Apulia Rd. #20, La Fayette, NY 13084. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Hall Of Fame Barbershop CNY LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with SSNY on 2/3/16. Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg. as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 3748 Armstrong Rd., Syracuse, NY, 13209. Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Hani Ride LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/1/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1845 Whiting Rd., Memphis NY 13112. Purpose is any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF HERITAGE BREAD CO., L.L.C. Arts of Org. filed with Secretary of State on 02/09/2016. Office location Onondaga County, Principal Business Location c/o Hugh C. Gregg II Esq., 120 East Washington Street, #515, Syracuse, New York 13202. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy to: HUGH C. GREGG II ESQ., 120 East Washington Street, #515, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose, any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Law Offices of Maether & Wolfenden, LLP. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/31/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLP upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to P.O. Box 259, Brewerton, NY 13029. Purpose is any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY

COMPANY LAW. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1. The name of the limited liability company is “ClearDevelopment LLC”. 2. The date of filing is December 9, 2015. 3. Cortland County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is 1108 Madden Lane, Cortland, New York 13045. 5. There is no registered agent for service. 6. The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose. Dated: 02/11/16. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY LAW. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1. The name of the limited liability company is “654 Rt 13, LLC”. 2.The date of filing is February 8, 2016. 3. Cortland County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is 46 Hickory Park Road, Cortland, New York 13045. 5. There is no registered agent for service. 6. The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose. Dated: 02/11/16. Notice of Formation of LLD NORTH, LLC — Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 3/2/16. Office location: Cortland County. Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served. Secretary of State of New York shall mail process to 1838 Route 13 North, Cortland, New York 13045 which is the principal office of the limited liability company. The limited liability company was formed for any lawful business purpose. Notice of Formation of MAGPIE CUSTOM CRE-

ATIONS, LLC — Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 2/3/16. Office location: Cortland County. Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served. Secretary of State of New York shall mail process to 75 East Court Street, Cortland, New York 13045 which is the principal office of the limited liability company. The limited liability company was formed for any lawful business purpose. Pomeroy, Armstrong, Casullo & Monty, LLP. 16 Tompkins Street, P.O. Box 828, Cortland, New York 13045.

copy of process to: 1025 James St #38 Syracuse Ny, 13203. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Pierce Consulting Services, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/11/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1979 Deer run Rd., Lafayette, NY 13084. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Midland Forrest LLC. Art. of Org. filed with Sec’y of State (SSNY) on 10/13/15. Office location: Cortland County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1 Forrest Ave., Cortland, NY 13045. Purpose: any lawful activities.

Notice of Formation of Productive Struggle, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) on 1/20/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Andrew Rudd, 320 Myron Road, Syracuse, New York 13219. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Movie Tavern Theatres, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/12/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 10 E 40th St., Rm 2110, New York, NY 10016. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Protective Insight, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/19/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 3273 Amber Rd, Syracuse, NY 13215. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of MSM Delights, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 2/8/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 6524 Marcus Tullius Circle, Cicero, NY 13039. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of RAO DEVELOPMENT LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 2/26/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: 6200 Festival Court, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of N.W.S. Sustainable Management, LLC. Art. of Org. filed with New York Secretary of State, (SSNY)_ 02/01/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 447 Durston Avenue, Syracuse, NY 13203. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of RetroGameCon, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) on 12/9/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 211 Burnet Ave; Apt D; Syracuse, NY 13203. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Northeast Electronics Recycling LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 12/08/2015. Office location: 1025 James st #38 13203 County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail

Notice of Formation of Solutions NE, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/25/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 6505 Collam-

er Rd., East Syracsue, NY 13057. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Strategic View Consulting, LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/5/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of SYR FITNESS, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) on 1/5/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to PO Box 2359, Liverpool, NY 13089. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of TeamChristine RE, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/20/2015. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 319 Single Drive, North Syracuse, NY 13212. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of The Adventure Eagles, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/21/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 4614 Brookhill Dr. N., Manlius, NY 13104. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of The Azzarello Team, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/6/2015. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 5098 Constitution Lane, Liverpool, NY 13088. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of The Nastri Real Estate Team, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/7/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 5701 Enterprise

Parkway, East Syracuse, NY 13057. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation Notice of Formation of of: EFY Awards, LLC. The Sweet Praxis, LLC Articles of Organization Articles of Organization were filed with the Secfiled with the Secretary retary of State of New of State of New York York (SSNY) on: March (SSNY) on 1/12/2016. 2, 2016. Office location: Office location: County County of Onondaga. of Onondaga. SSNY is SSNY is designated as designated as agent of agent of LLC upon whom LLC upon whom pro- process may be served. cess may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 839 Oakwood process to: c/o LLC, 101 Street, Fayetteville, New Arlington Avenue, Syra- York 13066. Purpose: any cuse, NY 13207. Purpose: lawful purpose. any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of: Notice of Formation of SK Towing, LLC. Articles Three Mountain Manu- of Organization were facturing , LLC. Articles filed with the Secretary of Organization were of State of New York filed with the Secretary (SSNY) on: March 2, 2016. of State of New York Office location: County (SSNY) on 1/19/16. Office of Onondaga. SSNY is is located in the County designated as agent of of Onondaga. SSNY is LLC upon whom process designated as agent of may be served. SSNY LLC upon whom process shall mail copy of promay be served. SSNY cess to: 245 Stonefield shall mail copy of pro- Road, Syracuse, New cess to 7527 Woodcrest York 13205. Purpose: any Road, Baldwinsville, NY lawful purpose. 13027. Purpose is any Notice of Formationof lawful purpose. Quality Electric Care, LLC. Notice of Formation Articles of Organization of Tranquil Ways, LLC. were filed with the SecArticles of Organization retary of State of New were filed with the Sec- York (SSNY) on 3/1/16. retary of State of New Office is located in the York (SSNY) on 11/17/15. County of Onondaga. Office is located in the SSNY is designated as County of Onondaga. agent of LLC upon whom SSNY is designated process may be served. as agent of LLC upon SSNY shall mail copy of whom process may be process to 7782 Tirrell served. SSNY shall mail Hill Circle, Liverpool, NY copy of process to 7271 13090. Pratts Falls Rd Jamesville NY 13078. Purpose is any Notice of Qualification of Breckenridge Group lawful purpose. Syracuse New York, LLC. Notice of Formation Authority filed with NY of TSP Distributing, LLC. Dept. of State on 1/27/16. Articles of Organization Office location: Onondawere filed with the Sec- ga County. LLC formed retary of State of New in TX on 11/23/15. NY York (SSNY) on 11/6/15. Sec. of State designated Office is located in the agent of LLC upon whom County of Onondaga. process against it may be SSNY is designated as served and shall mail agent of LLC upon whom process to: c/o CT Corprocess may be served. poration System, 111 8th SSNY shall mail copy Ave., NY, NY 10011, regd. of process to c/o Unit- agent upon whom proed States Corporation cess may be served. TX Agents, INC., 7014 13th and principal business Ave. Suite 202, Brooklyn, address: 1301 S. Capital NY 11122. Purpose is any of Texas Hwy., #B-201, lawful purpose. Austin, TX 78746. Cert. of Form. filed with TX Sec. Notice of Formation of State, PO Box 13697, of Twin Pine Properties Austin, TX 78711. PurLLC. Art. of Org filed with pose: all lawful purposes. Sec’y of State (SSNY) on 5/7/09. Office location: NOTICE OF SALE SUCortland County. SSNY PREME COURT - COUNTY designated as agent of OF ONONDAGA Index LLC upon whom process No.: 6317/13. DEUTSCHE against it may be served. BANK NATIONAL TRUST SSNY shall mail copy COMPANY AS TRUSTEE, of process to 1 Forrest FKA BANKERS TRUST Ave., Cortland, NY, 13045. COMPANY AS TRUSTEE Purpose: any lawful ac- FOR HOLDERS OF MORTtivities. GAGE PASS-THROUGH SACO Notice of Formation CERTIFICATES, of Tyson Farms, LLC. Ar- 1, INC., SERIES 1999-5, ticles of Organization AS THEIR SUCCESSORS were filed with the Sec- AND ASSIGNS, Plaintiff, retary of State of New Against TERRY ROBERT A/K/A York (SSNY) on 1/28/16. CASTLEMAN Office is located in the TERRY CASTLEMAN, TACounty of Onondaga. MELLA J. MAJOR A/K/A SSNY is designated as TAMELA MAJOR A/K/A agent of LLC upon whom TAMELA J. MAJOR, ET process may be served. AL., Defendant(s), PurSSNY shall mail copy of suant to a Judgment of process to 3585 Center Foreclosure and Sale, St., Auburn, NY 13021. duly entered in the On-

ondaga County Clerk’s Office on 11/18/2015, I, the undersigned Referee, will sell at public auction, at the West Lobby, Second Floor Courthouse, in the public meeting area, located outside the main entrance of the County Clerk’s Office, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, NY on 3/21/2016 at 10:00 am, premises known as 225 Mackay Avenue, Syracuse, New York, and described as follows: ALL that certain plot, piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the Town of Camillus, County of Onondaga and State of New York, and designated on the tax maps of the Onondaga County Treasurer as Section 042., Block 01 and Lot 08.0. The approximate amount of the current Judgment lien is $53,340.80 plus interest and costs. The premises will be sold subject to provisions of the aforesaid Judgment of Foreclosure and Sale; Index # 6317/13. William Brennan, Esq., Referee. STIENE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. (Attorneys for Plaintiff), 187 East Main Street, Huntington, NY 11743. Dated:1/21/2016. File Number: 201102410. AMH. NOTICE OF SALESUPREME COURT COUNTY OF ONONDAGA DEUTSCHE BANK NATIONAL TRUST COMPANY, AS INDENTURE TRUSTEE, FOR NEW CENTURY HOME EQUITY LOAN TRUST 2005-1. Plaintiff. -Against- James Clark a/k/a James E. Clark, Brenda Clark et al., Defendants. Pursuant to a judgment of foreclosure and sale granted on or about July 6, 2015. I the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction at the Second Floor, West Lobby of the Onondaga County Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse NY on March 29, 2016 at 09:30 am. Premises known as: 247 Genesee Park Drive, Syracuse, New York 13224000. Section 037 Block 11 Lot 38.0. ALL that certain plot piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the city of Syracuse, County of Onondaga, State of New York, as more particularly described in the judgment of foreclosure and sale. Said premises will be sold subject to all terms and conditions contained within said Judgment and Terms of Sale. Approximate Amount of Judgment: $97,594.24 plus interest and costs. Index No.: 2014-582. Robert Cote, Esq. REFEREE. McCabe, Weisberg & Conway, P.C., Attorney for Plaintiff 145 Huguenot Street, Suite 210, New Rochelle, New York 10801. Dated: February 15, 2016.

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becoming an expert in your chosen field, you’ve got to labor for at least 10,000 hours to develop the necessary skills — the equivalent of 30 hours a week for 6 1/2 years. But according to author William Deresiewicz, many young graphic designers no longer abide by that rule. They regard it as more essential to cultivate a network of connections than to perfect their artistic mastery. Getting 10,000 contacts is their priority, not working 10,000 hours. But I advise you not to use that approach in the coming months, Gemini. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you will be better served by improving what you do rather than by increasing how many people you know.

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long-distance footrace with an official length of more than 26 miles. Adults who are physically fit and well-trained can finish the course in five hours. But I want to call your attention to a much longer running event: the Self-Transcendence 3,100-Mile Race. It begins every June in Queens, a borough of New York City, and lasts until August. Those who participate do 3,100 miles’ worth of laps around a single city block, or about 100 laps per day. I think that this is an apt metaphor for the work you now have ahead of you. You must cover a lot of ground as you accomplish a big project, but without traveling far and wide. Your task is to be dogged and persistent as you do a little at a time, never risking exhaustion, always pacing yourself.

VIRGO. (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) In old Vietnamese folklore, croaking frogs were a negative symbol. They were thought to resemble dull teachers who go on and on with their boring and pointless lectures. But in many other cultures, frogs have been symbols of regeneration and resurrection due to the dramatic transformations they make from egg to tadpole to full-grown adult. In ancient India, choruses of croaks were a sign of winter’s end, when spring rains arrived to fertilize the earth and bestow a promise of the growth to come. I suspect that the frog will be one of your emblems in the coming weeks, Virgo — for all of the aforementioned reasons. Your task is to overcome the

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LIBRA. (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “Your anger is a

gift.” So proclaims musician and activist Zack de la Rocha, singer in the band Rage Against the Machine. That statement is true for him on at least two levels. His fury about the systemic corruption that infects American politics has roused him to create many successful songs and enabled him to earn a very good living. I don’t think anger is always a gift for all of us, however. Too often, especially when it’s motivated by petty issues, it’s a self-indulgent waste of energy that can literally make us sick. Having said that, I do suspect that your anger in the coming week will be more like de la Rocha’s: productive, clarifying, healthy.

SCORPIO. (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) “Even now, all possible feelings do not yet exist,” says novelist Nicole Krauss. In the coming weeks, I suspect you will provide vivid evidence of her declaration, Scorpio. You may generate an unprecedented number of novel emotions: complex flutters, flows and gyrations that have never before been experienced by anyone in the history of civilization. I think it’s important that you acknowledge and celebrate them as being unique — that you refrain from comparing them to feelings you’ve had in the past or feelings that other people have had. To harvest their full blessing, treat them as marvelous mysteries. SAGITTARIUS. (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “Look at your-

self then,” advised author Ray Bradbury. “Consider everything you have fed yourself over the years. Was it a banquet or a starvation diet?” He wasn’t talking about literal food. He was referring to the experiences you provide yourself with, to the people you bring into your life, to the sights and sounds and ideas you allow to pour into your precious imagination. Now would be an excellent time to take inventory of this essential question, Sagittarius. And if you find there is anything lacking in what you feed yourself, make changes!

CAPRICORN. (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) According to a report in the journal Science, most of us devote half of our waking time to thinking about something besides the activity we’re actually engaged in. We seem to love to ruminate about what used to be and what might have been and what could possibly be. Would you consider reducing that amount in the next 15 days, Capricorn? If you can manage to cut it down even a little, I bet you will accomplish small feats of magic that stabilize and invigorate your future. Not only that: You will feel stronger and smarter. You’ll have more energy. You’ll have an excellent chance to form an enduring habit of staying more focused on the here and now. AQUARIUS. (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) One of the legal financial scams that shattered the world economy in 2008 was a product called a Collateralized Debt Obligation Squared. It was sold widely, even though noted economist Ha-Joon Chang says that potential buyers had to read a billion pages of documents if they hoped to understand it. In the coming weeks, I think it’s crucial that you Aquarians avoid getting involved with stuff like that — with anything or anyone requiring such vast amounts of homework. If it’s too complex to evaluate accurately, stay uncommitted, at least for now. PISCES. (Feb. 19-March 20) “I wish I knew what

I desire,” wrote Palestinian poet Mahmoud Darwish, born under the sign of Pisces. “I wish I knew! I wish I knew!” If he were still alive today, I would have very good news for him, as I do for all of you Pisceans reading this horoscope. The coming weeks will be one of the best times ever — EVER! — for figuring out what exactly it is you desire. Not just what your ego yearns for. Not just what your body longs for. I’m talking about the whole shebang. You now have the power to home in on and identify what your ego, your body, your heart and your soul want more than anything else in this life.

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