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Inside the Drama of Chicago’s Creating Change 2016 Flashbulb Watercooler San Diego Has a Kilt Problem Bernie vs. Hillary: Who’s Better for Homos? DateBook
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Fractured Instead of grappling with real issues of the election year, the 2016 Creating Change conference was a battering ram of rage, revealing an angrily divided LGBT community By Karen Ocamb
200 The number of protesters who allegedly joined in making anti-Semitic comments towards Jewish presenters at last month’s Creating Change conference
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White Americans founded this country,” a 64-year-old female supporter of Donald Trump told CNN on Jan. 28. “We are being pushed aside because of the president’s administration and the media.” The Republican presidential frontrunner’s supporters believe that “the rights of minorities need not be protected from the power of the majority,” CNN reported. Decades ago, when AIDS deaths were unrelenting, LGBT activists gathered at the National Gay & Lesbian Task Force’s annual activism summit, Creating Change, to figure out ways to protect the community. Arguments abounded—theory versus ideological purity versus political practicality—but the need was so great and urgent, each listened respectfully to the other, straining to learn something they could bring back home to stop the dying and advance equality. Gays aren’t dying daily now, but the need is just as great and urgent since Trump has turned political incorrectness—racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia—into a self-righteous badge of honor. Yet instead of grappling with the high stakes, last month’s four-day conference at the Hilton Chicago became a battering ram of rage that left many reeling. Creating Change also exposed the Task Force’s ineptitude in a changing age of activism. For instance, the Task Force inexplicably agreed to a proposal to bring in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials to hear from “real” people, as if any at-risk undocumented immigrant would feel safe in the same room with deportation-happy agents. Activists freaked. The Task Force rescinded its invitation and apologized. Another odd Task Force misstep: Last year, a trans coalition disrupted a plenary chanting “Trans Lives Matter,”
calling for movement investment in trans organizations. That didn’t happen. This year—despite an epidemic of trans murders, some of which resulted from domestic violence— a panel was presented on cisgender men who date trans women, but with no trans women on the panel. Transgender activists disrupted yet again. The biggest controversy was over the Task Force’s Jan. 22 reception with A Wider Bridge (AWB), a San Francisco group that promotes relationships between the LGBT community and Israel. The reception was to introduce representatives of the Jerusalem Open House for Pride and Tolerance (JOH), an Israel-based group that helps LGBT Palestinians, as well as LGBT Jews. JOH came to international attention last year when a 16-year-old girl died after a right-winger stabbed six people at the city’s Pride event. JOH said the killer attacked “all those who believe in a just society where every woman and man can live freely without fear of violence and persecution,” adding that “knives will not stop us. ... We will continue to march in Jerusalem.” But some activists, many of whom were people of color, protested AWB’s work with the conservative Israeli
“Whether it’s me or the character, at the end of the day it’s still my body. It’s the character and his journey, but it’s my body, my lips, my hands.” Pop singer and gay heartthrob Nick Jonas speaks with British magazine Complex about his sexual history, playing gay and his relationship with LGBT fans
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government, charging the group with “pinkwashing”—painting a rosy LGBT picture to distract from the government’s bellicose treatment of Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank. The Task Force caved and canceled the reception— only to reinstate it three days later with another apology. But the Task Force failed to anticipate what would happen. Around 200 loud, angry protesters jammed into the narrow hallway where the reception was being held, the Windy City Times reported. Four protesters got in and disrupted JOH’s presentation, forcing leaders Sarah Kala-Meir and Tom Canning to flee through a back door as protesters yelled derogatory remarks, including one about Palestinians succeeding “from the River to the Sea.” To Palestinians that means the “right to return” to their confiscated land; to Israelis it means extermination. “Now, imagine being a Jew in a room with 200 people outside banging on the doors yelling that slogan, or wrapping a Palestinian flag over the head of a Jew trying to make his way into the room,” writes Mark Segal, the Jewish publisher of Philadelphia Gay News. He would “gladly protest Israeli treatment of Palestinians” he adds. “But that is different than supporting the Palestinian government that wants you put to death if you’re LGBT and live on the Gaza Strip. But trapping Jews in a room yelling what is as close to a death slogan as there is … does that conjure something? Look up ‘Kristallnacht.’ Insensitive at the very least.” “The irony of one underrepresented group shouting down and harassing another is sickening to watch,” Washington Blade’s Kevin Naff wrote. “If you want to promote understanding and ‘intersectionality’ of causes, then you must listen to others and respect their views.” The Task Force also failed to grasp the African-American community’s struggle with Chicago Police. Two young protesters of color led a disruption of a session organized by the San Diego LGBT Community Center with the San Diego Police Department, claiming they’d been attacked by Chicago Police and Chicago Hilton security at the AWB protest. “You told me to come here and be myself, and I was attacked,” The Times reported one protester as saying. “You have broken my trust by allowing Chicago police officers to be in this space. You broke trust when you invited ICE. There will be no more violence towards us. This is not OK.” Task Force Executive Director Rea Carey has acknowledged the hurt. “For many, we and I have failed to live up to the ideals of our mission,” she said at the Closing Plenary. “The progressive LGBTQ movement is mirroring the tensions of the larger society.” Carey was heckled as she left the stage, walking into an angry, uncertain future.
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS, Shrine Auditorium and Expo Hall, Jan. 30—Diversity reigned at the SAG Awards, with many actors of color taking home awards for contributions to film and TV. Clockwise from top left: Orange is the New Black’s Uzo Aduba, double-winner Idris Elba, Viola Davis, The Danish Girl’s Alicia Vikander, Bessie star Queen Latifah, Eddie Redmayne, Transparent star Jeffrey Tambor with wife Kasia Ostlun, Laura Prepon, reunited Titanic stars Kate Winslet with Leonardo DiCaprio, House of Cards’ Kevin Spacey, Laverne Cox
GMCLA KICKOFF PARTY, Estrella West Hollywood, Jan. 24—The Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles held its annual kickoff party, marking a new season of performances and fundraising. Top, from left: Spencer Barnes, John Duran, Kristin and Stu Johnson, Brett Nestadt, Gary Turner, Fritz Hoelscher with Eric Yackley. Bottom: Chris Verdugo with Abbe Land, Andrea Krauss, Mike Pusnik, Lisa Marchbanks, Lindsey Deaton
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“Someone coming out as gay shouldn’t be newsworthy.” Olympic medalist Gus Kenworthy, who came out in an interview with CNN last October, speaks to the cable news network on Jan. 29 about life after coming out
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NAACP IMAGE AWARDS NOMINEES LUNCHEON, Beverly Hilton, Jan. 23—This year’s Image Award contenders were a cross-section of black, white, Latino, Asian and LGBT artists. From left: Skai Jackson, Yara Shahidi, Fresh Off the Boat’s Hudson Yang, Black-ish stars Marsai Martin, Anthony Anderson (also the event host) and Miles Brown, Laverne Cox, Tyrese Gibson, Teyonah Parris
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Olympic Committee Loosens Trans Restrictions
International Olympic Committee rules in place since 2004 permitting trans athletes to participate only if they had undergone gender reassignment surgery and legally changed sexes will be liberalized in time for this year’s summer games in Rio de Janeiro. Under new guidelines, “those who transition from female to male are eligible to compete in the male category without restriction.” Trans women will now be able to compete after one year of hormone replacement therapy, as opposed to the prior two-year requirement, and must maintain regulated testosterone levels for as long as they remain eligible for the Olympics. “The new IOC transgender guidelines fix almost all of the deficiencies with the old rules,” says Joanna Harper, chief medical physicist at Providence Portland Medical Center.
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Last March, Indiana’s Republican Gov. Mike Pence and GOP legislators were forced to retreat from a “religious freedom restoration act” that sparked a nationwide outcry. A new bill in the state senate purportedly designed to enhance LGBT rights while protecting “religious freedom” is taking fire from both sides. LGBT advocates point out the measure includes no trans protections. Also, the measure includes religious exemptions for small businesses and religious organizations. “The legislation is a thinly veiled attempt to allow discrimination to go forward but mitigate the economic and reputational damage still looming from Gov. Mike Pence’s discriminatory RFRA fight last year,” an HRC release states. Conservatives complain the exemptions do not go far enough. The bill’s prospects in the legislature are uncertain, and Pence has not said what he would do if it lands on his desk.
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On Jan. 26, AHF filed a lawsuit to invalidate patents drug manufacturer Gilead is seeking for a newer, safer version of tenofovir, a component in Genvoya, a combination of four old drugs for HIV/AIDS treatment. AHF notes tenofovir was first synthesized over 30 years ago in the Czech Republic. “In a relentless effort to maximize its profits, Gilead manipulated the patent system and engaged in anticompetitive practices to prevent economical access to TAF,” AHF says in its filing. “Congratulations AHF for having the guts to do what should have been done many years, and drugs, ago,” ACT UP founder Larry Kramer wrote on Facebook. “The actions and tactics and greed and inhumanity of Gilead has earned them a permanent place in hell.” —K.O.
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A federal grand jury in Brooklyn has indicted Jeffrey Hurant, 51, former CEO of Rentboy.com, on prostitution and money laundering charges. The site, founded in 1996, was the nation’s highest profile gay male escort site. It operated transparently and hosted “The Hookies,” an annual escort award event. The site attracted roughly half a million unique visitors daily, taking in more than $10 million in the last five years. Six former employees arrested with Hurant last summer were not indicted, but a criminal complaint is reportedly still pending against them. Hurant has received support from some LGBT activists who cry foul over what they see as selective prosecution of a gay operation. An August 2015 editorial in The New York Times criticized authorities for shuttering “a company that provided sex workers with a safer alternative to street walking or relying on pimps.”
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The Roosterfish, the last remaining gay bar on L.A.’s Westside and the oldest continually operating gay bar in L.A., is set to close its doors, a bartender says. “So yes the rumors are true,” Gaetano Jones wrote in a Facebook post. “After 37 years of business, the Roosterfish is closing for good in May,” reportedly due to a rent increase. The iconic bar’s owner has not yet confirmed the closure. The Roosterfish is the latest in a series of gay nightspots to close up shop, including Circus Disco and Jewel’s Catch One (although the latter has since reopened as UNION).
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An as-yet-unnamed Republican state legislato from Virginia was spotted over the Jan. 23-24 weekend on Grindr trying to arrange a hookup with male college student, The Advocate reports. The student informed Brad Kutner, web editor at GayRVA.com, who posted screengrabs of the back-and-forth between the young man and the General Assemblymember, who posted a shirtless photo of himself and said he was staying at a Downtown Richmond hotel. Kutner penned an open letter to the legislator, slamming him for his anti-LGBT positions. But, in a “note from the editor” posted with the letter, Kutner declined to name the politician, explaining that “outing someone is not something to be taken lightly and often comes off as tacky or vengeful,” and expressing hope that the legislator would reconsider his anti-LGBT positions.
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hen Will Walters’ selective enforcement lawsuit against the San Diego Police was first publicized in March 2012, it was met with head-scratching jocularity. After all, he was the first person arrested for violating a municipal public nudity code by wearing a gladiator kilt outfit to the San Diego Pride festival. Photos of Sasha Baron Cohen’s straight Borat character in a neon thong often accompanied the stories. But the incident was no joke to Walters, who received compliments—not complaints—while walking the parade route and upon entering the festival. He was surprised when Special Events Police Team Lt. David Nieslit said his outfit was “borderline” legal. After Walters refused to sign a citation—which he was not allowed to read first—he was arrested and driven to jail, where he sat handcuffed in a closed car in the suffocating heat. Later he was placed in a single cell near check-in, where he was subject to ridicule and harassment. He was not given a blanket nor food nor water for 12 hours before his release on bond. Walters, represented by former city attorney Christopher Morris, subsequently filed a federal lawsuit against the city, Nieslit and others, saying his civil rights were violated by the police’s selective enforcement arrest and his ill treatment. During a deposition, Nieslit “admitted to revising the nudity policy in an effort to bring the Pride Event into ‘compliance with the municipal code,’” though only his police team and a few Pride officials were aware of the change. Morris presented evidence of events policed by Nieslet and his team such as Mardi Gras, Comic-Con and the Over the Line Tournament, where women wearing tiny thong bikinis are commonplace. But in June 2013, a District Court judge granted a summary judgment dismissing the case. Morris has appealed to the 9th Circuit, arguing that Walters deserves a jury trial and asking if Nieslet’s policy was “adopted with an intent to discriminate against homosexuals” in violation of the Equal Protection Clause of the Constitution. A hearing is scheduled for Friday, March 11 at 9 a.m. in the courthouse at 125 S. Grand Avenue in Pasadena (case number 14-55495). San Diego police are expected to show up to support Nieslet. Any LGBT people who want to attend to support Walters are asked to RSVP at FreeWillUSA.com to reserve seats as his guest. —K.O. Walters
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hough Iowa is hardly representative of the changing face of America, its first-in-the-nation caucuses still set the tone for presidential election year politics, and the Feb. 1 political events proved no exception for both political parties. With three Supreme Court justices expected to retire in the coming years, the stakes couldn’t be higher for the future of LGBT equality. Iowa seemed to narrow the race down to three Republican candidates—Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, real estate mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump and Florida Sen. Marco Rubio—each of whom have promised to nominate Supreme Court justices opposing marriage equality; to reverse President Obama’s executive orders, including protections for LGBT federal employees; and, in the case of Cruz and Rubio, inject Christian evangelical ideology into presidential decisions. Proving the polls wrong, Cruz beat Trump 27.6 to 24.3%, with Rubio coming in at 23.1%. The rest of the field posted single digits. As NBC News reported, the exit polls provide a clue to as what the Republican contest might look like in the next few months: Cruz won very conservative voters—44% to Trump’s 21% and Rubio’s 15%; Rubio won among somewhat conservative voters—29% to Trump’s 24% and Cruz’s 19%; and Trump won among moderates—34% to Rubio’s 28% and Cruz’s 9%.
.2% Percentage by which Clinton (49.8%) bested Sanders (49.6%) in the Feb. 1 Iowa Caucus, a historically close contest for Democrats. Clinton won 6 precincts with a coin toss.
It’s useful to remember that anti-gay religious conservatives Mike Huckabee (who dropped out after Iowa) and Rick Santorum both won Iowa and then went nowhere. The big question is where will Establishment Republicans park their endorsements and money, given the general hatred for Cruz, the belief that Trump is bad for the GOP brand and the fact that, despite his well-rehearsed eloquence, Rubio is not ready for primetime? Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, who was expected to be the frontrunner, netted 3% after the super PAC backing him spent $15 million in TV ads. Trump’s loss, given his campaign strategy—touting himself as a perpetual winner—should have been the top news story, but the razor-thin win by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton over insurgent democratic socialist Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders took center stage after Iowa. LGBT ally and former Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley dropped out after a very poor showing. Clinton garnered 49.8% to Sanders’ 49.6% —a historically close contest for Democratic caucuses—suggesting the battle could last until the convention in Philadelphia July 25-28. Iowa Democratic Party Chair Andy McGuire announced that Clinton was awarded 699.57 state delegate equivalents and Sanders received 695.49, but in at least six precincts Clinton won by a coin toss after the vote ended in a dead heat. Clinton said she was “relieved” by the slim victory, while Sanders declared Iowa a “virtual tie.” About 40% of Democratic caucus-goers in Iowa identify as democratic socialists, though it was Sanders’ idealistic promises to youth that accounted for what he described later as “accomplishing the impossible.” “Tonight’s result is a victory for our political revolution. We have proved that when people come together, anything is possible,” Sanders said, noting that he entered the race down 41% in the polls and written off by pundits. Indeed, young Sanders surrogates argued to caucus-goers that it was important to vote with their heart, not their head. “Feel the Bern,” they said, pointing out that the 74-year-old candidate offers a vision of universal health care, free college tuition and “an economy that works for all of us, not just the one percent.” Clinton attracted older voters, those who appreciated the long arc of her lengthy résumé, including deep foreign policy experience, and her struggle against the continued onslaught of the Republican right wing since the early 1990s. Women voters, in particular, were enthused by the prospect of Clinton shattering the glass ceiling to become America’s first woman president. Clinton won superlative endorsements from The New York Times and the Des Moines Register before the votes. “No other candidate can match the depth or breadth of her knowledge and experience,” the Register wrote. “The presidency is not an entry-level position. Whoever is sworn into office next January must demonstrate not only a deep understanding of the issues facing America, but also possess the diplomatic skills that enable presidents to forge alliances to get things done.” But to Sanders supporters, Clinton is the epitome of the “corrupt” establishment run by Wall Street. They booed and chanted “She’s a liar” when Clinton came onscreen at the end of the night. Developing animosity between Sanders and Clinton voters has caused heart palpitations among progressives,
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including out Washington Post journalist Jonathan Capehart, who learned that Sanders supporters will “melt the pixels on your computer screen if you criticize him, don’t sufficiently #feelthebern or say something favorable about Hillary Clinton,” though Clinton supporters are no slouches either. “It’s enough to make you think that one side will stay home in November if the other side wins the nomination. And if that happens, Democrats would have themselves to blame for the Republican president unleashed on the nation,” Capehart writes. LGBT voters are torn between Sanders and Clinton. Last October, Sanders started drawing distinctions. “In 1996, I faced another fork in the road. A very, very difficult political situation. It was called the Defense of Marriage Act,” Sanders said, referring to the anti-gay marriage law signed by President Bill Clinton. “And let us all remember that gay and lesbian rights were not popular then as they are today. It was a tough vote.” Sanders smacked Clinton for trying to “rewrite history” with her claim that her vote for DOMA was an effort to try to stop a prospective anti-gay marriage constitutional amendment, a point refuted by others who say that such threats were not brought up until the era of George W. Bush. Sanders and his supporters also note that the independent senator, not actually a registered Democrat, has backed gay rights since 1983 when he was mayor of Burlingame and supported gay Pride. He also voted against “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” another anti-gay bill President Clinton signed in 1993, and voted for the Employment NonDiscrimination Act, earning a 100% rating from the Human Rights Campaign. But Sanders has also engaged in some spinning of his own. MSNBC host Rachel Maddow, for instance, pressed Sanders on his refusal to support the legalization of same-sex marriage in Vermont when he was running for the Senate in 2006. “My view was, give us a little bit of time,” he said, for his constituency to come around. “Isn’t that the same kind of tactical thinking, the same kind of political pragmatism, that may have driven the decision for which you criticized Sec. Clinton?” Maddow retorted. Sanders’ supporters, however, believe him
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to be a pioneer on marriage equality, unlike Clinton who has “evolved,” like Obama. Sanders also pushed back on the Human Rights Campaign endorsement of Clinton, calling HRC (and Planned Parenthood) part of the “establishment” his campaign is fighting. HRC supporters, however, questioned how any minority without full civil rights could be considered “establishment.” In their endorsement, HRC emphasized the importance of securing the progress made during the Obama administration and stressed Clinton’s long record on LGBT rights. “Everything we’ve gained and everything we are still fighting for is at risk in this election,” HRC’s Brandon Lorenz says. “Hillary Clinton has not only a strong record of championing LGBT equality as a U.S. Senator; she’s done more than any other Secretary of State to advance LGBT equality around the globe. She has also put forward a more robust plan advancing LGBT equality than any other presidential candidate has ever laid out. And she is the strongest contender to beat any of the Republican candidates running on an antiLGBT platform in November.” Not included in most pro-Clinton statements is her long support for people with HIV/AIDS, including visiting AIDS Project Los Angeles in 1991 to discuss what could be done to end the epidemic if her husband were elected president. She also honored Bob Hattoy’s request that she speak at his memorial. (Hattoy joined the Clinton campaign in 1990 on the day he learned of his AIDS diagnosis. He later became the first gay man with AIDS to speak at a Democratic convention in 1992 and then worked in the Clinton White House.) Unlike Sanders, who most LGBT people had never heard of until he announced his presidential run, Clinton references LGBT people in almost every speech. As she did the night she barely won Iowa, promising to “protect our rights—women’s rights, gay rights, voting rights, immigrants’ rights, workers rights.” It will be a long, tough road to the convention. Hopefully Democrats won’t bash each other and their candidates to the point that voters will just stay home, which, as Capehart fears, would allow an anti-LGBT Republican to win the White House, backed by an anti-LGBT Republican-controlled Congress.
“I’m not gonna make excuses for the failure of his administration to address the AIDS crisis when it was going on. It was a failure. And it hurts my heart that that happened on so many levels.” Patti Davis, daughter of Ronald Reagan and author of the book The Earth Breaks in Colors, during an interview with Duke Mason
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SANTA BARBARA INTL FILM FESTIVAL
The 31st edition of the widely recognized film festival offers a vast array of screenings, representing over 60 countries, 52 world premieres and 53 American premieres, plus panel discussions and free community education outreach. sbiff.org
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COLLEGE & CAREER FAIR FOR THE ARTS
Center Theatre Group invites current high school students, parents and teachers to attend this first annual event, from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the Music Center Annex downtown. More than 35 local colleges will be in attendance. centertheatregroup.org
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HOLLYWOOD FRINGE TOWN HALL
In a collection of free community events designed to assist venues, participants and other community members prepare for the 2016 Hollywood Fringe Festival, Director Ben Hill leads an informative session focusing on registration and marketing details. hollywoodfringe.org
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NATIONAL DONOR DAY
Have a heart on Valentine’s Day and consider registering yourself as an organ donor with the DMV. More than 12,000 patients are on the waiting list to receive a lifesaving organ transplant, and countl e s s oth e r s a re i n n e e d of d o n a tio n s . donoralliance.org
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CONSUMED: INSIDE THE BELLY OF THE BEAST
This documentary, screening at the WeHo Library Community Meeting Room, discusses the role evolution and psychology play in modern consumer culture. A panel discussion will follow the screening. weho.org
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pon taking a seat at Jeremy Fall’s Nighthawk (its name taken from the iconic 1942 painting by Edward Hopper), you’re greeted with a rolled up newspaper and a cup of coffee. Maybe this booth is your first stop on a boozy tour of Hollywood; maybe it’s a final respite after sampling the potables of several local watering holes. Either way, you’re here because you like your breakfast complemented with inventive (some would say downright peculiar) cocktails. Breakfast served late-night may no longer be a novel concept, but Fall’s “breakfast bar,” opened last month in a space just around the corner from Hollywood’s Sadie nightclub, is innovative and offbeat in the best possible way. Load up on drool-worthy twists on your favorite breakfast bastions—a biscuit sandwich (this one with housemade pork sausage, egg, gruyère, arugula and mustard vinaigrette), french toast (made from Challah, slathered in pear brandy, red pear compote and mascarpone mousse) and thick-sliced bacon (candied and spiced, it’s reason enough to walk in the door). You’ll be just as intrigued, if not more so, by Nighthawk’s alcoholic offerings. Remember Orange Julius from your mallrat days? Try one with booze. (The Pink One combines orange juice, strawberries, gin, milk and orange flower water.) Oaxacan coffee with mescal? That’s here, too. And if you arrive before all the jars of spiked cereal milk are consumed, you’ll be able to choose between Fruity (think milk + Fruity Pebbles + gin), Cocoa (Cocoa Pebbles + cognac) and Honey Nut (Cheerios + bourbon). If you’re in a dessert mood, check out the Pechauds bitters and Strawberry Crush float that will have your inner child wondering what took you so long to try booze. Currently only open Fridays and Saturdays from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. (you’ll want to make a reservation if you like to sit while you eat), here’s hoping Nighthawk—a truly original concept in the heart of Hollywood—sees extended hours of operation in the months ahead. —Stephan Horbelt FEBRUARY 17, 2016
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YOU KNOW WHAT the world needs right now? Couture stuffed animals—and we’re not alone in thinking so! Introducing Cuddle Clones ($179-$249, cuddleclones.com), the plush toy custom-made to look like your furry friend, based on customer-submitted photos. Originally conceived as a form of grief therapy for anyone feeling the loss of a beloved pet, Cuddle Clones help recapture the special bond between owners and their pets. Putting its money where its mouth is, the company donates a portion of each purchase to animal shelters, pet adoption sevices and other pet charities, which, of course, means celebrities love them: Jamie Chung, Amanda Seyfried and Olivia Wilde are fans, as is Shemar Moore, who recently had his adorable bulldog Shug Cuddle Cloned. —George Skinner
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very religion needs a collection of fundamental, divinely inspired beliefs with which to educate, comfort and enlighten its followers. Why should the Church of Cock be any different? Brothers, at long last, our prayers have been answered. Like Moses coming down from the mountain, publishing house Bruno Gmünder and author Stephen Niederwieser deliver unto us The Bible of Gay Sex. Hallelujah! This comprehensive guide answers all and covers everything: dating, foreplay, sex toys, fetishes, pornography, drug use, barebacking, relationships, spirituality, aging, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Weighing in at 272 pages and fully illustrated with glorious color photos of all your favorite porn stars caught in the act (of various Passion Plays), this scripture guarantees Bible study just got a hell of a lot hotter. Can we get an amen? —G.S.
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Black Tie for Down Below IS YOUR PHALLUS EXTRA FANCY? Intimate lifestyle brand LELO has debuted a new male intimate apparel item called TUX, inspired by both the classic tuxedo and Scotland’s “willy warmers”—knitted cock covers for shepherds that date as far back as the 12th century. Presented as “one-size-fits-most,” it’s a slip-on one-piece accessorized with a black bowtie and red lapel rose. “Why should the Scots have all the fun?” says LELO chief marketing officer Steve Thomson. “We wanted to bring this concept to a global audience while updating it with a stylish and modern twist. It was actually much more complicated than it sounds, from selecting the materials to finalizing the cut, and TUX went through multiple design iterations before the finished product. In 2016, it really is incredible the concept of male intimate apparel has not been explored further.” Would you wear this on your willy for formal occasions? It seems perfect for Valentine’s Day. TUX will run you $30 and is available at lelo.com. —Brandon Voss
NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS THROUGH THE YEARS, Nikeowned shoe legends Converse have collaborated with quite a few bigname labels—Missoni, Margiela, Commes des Garçons among them—crafting Chuck Taylor All Star collections worthy of even the most trend-jumping fashion horses. The first collaborative collection of 2016 takes its cues from one of punk rock’s most legendary bands, The Sex Pistols. Inspired by the band’s style, sound and cover art, each shoe features the band’s logo on the tongue and foot bed. Styles range from graphic lowtops (bottom) to stark white hightops offering phrases like “No Future” (top). The collection ranges from $65-$80, converse.com. —S.H.
L.A.’s BRIGHT BURGER FUTURE IS IN-N-OUT BURGER and its undisputed 70-year reign over Southern California hamburger joints about to face the ultimate challenge? “We’ve heard from our West Coast fans for years that they’d love a Shake Shack in California,” says Randy Garutti, CEO of the New York-based burger chain, known for all-natural Angus burgers sporting Shacksauce, crinkle-cut fries and freshly made frozen custard. (Not to mention beer and wine.) West Hollywood will be the city’s first neighborhood to call Shake Shack home this spring, followed by Glendale later this year, and a third on the corner of Hill and 8th Streets in DTLA to open in 2017. WeHo residents and commuters may have already noticed the former Koo Koo Roo space’s new digs (a block west of La Cienega at 8520 Santa Monica Boulevard), designed by an Austin, Texas-based firm and meant to resemble a roadside stand. Los Angeles hardly faces a dearth of burger joints (indeed, both an In-N-Out Burger and Five Guys are within three miles of this upcoming debut), but if there’s one thing Angelenos crave even more than griddle-cooked beef and deep-fried potatoes, it’ll always be the latest, shiniest shack on the block. —S.H. 24
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It’s Time to Turn & Cough Certain doctor conversations can be uncomfortable, but so is poor sexual health. To get yourself in great shape for Valentine’s Day and beyond, here’s our checklist for the sexually active man By Patrick Rosenquist
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HOW OFTEN DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL HEALTH? If you’re like many gay men, the answer is: not often. The idea of staying in tip-top shape eludes a lot of men for a variety of reasons. Still, if you want to stay in amazing condition—especially as a sexually active man—there are a lot of ways to gauge your health even before you head to the doc, and there are some things you should bring up, even if it’s uncomfortable. Out Comes the Glove Like most doctors, Dr. John Foster of the Walk In Healthcare and Occupational Clinic of West Hollywood believes prostate health is important but limited to a group of men. “Beyond age 40, everyone should have a health check-up that includes a urological exam, and we believe that will catch cancers early. We follow the American Urological Society, which recommends a screening every year,” Dr. Foster says. If you’re too young for that recommendation, Foster says those who experience pain urinating or having anal sex may have prostitis—a condition requiring immediate medical attention. If you experience inflammation or discomfort urinating or ejaculating, consulting a general practitioner is a good idea. Get Tested For gay men who are sexually active, Dr. Foster recommends an STD workup every six months. “This depends on your behavior and lifestyle,” he says, adding that those in monogamous relationships or men who think they’re not at risk may do better with more infrequent visits. However,
men who have sex with men may want to get a scheduled checkup no matter what, because … Every Man Needs a Checkup Even if you’re 20—or 40 or 60—there’s no harm in making sure everything is OK. Dr. Foster recommends an annual physical for those over 40, but guys who haven’t reached that milestone shouldn’t ignore their health. “Everyone over the age of 20 should get a regular checkup, because they should know their cholesterol level,” he says. For a gay man of any age, knowing his cholesterol, blood pressure and weight can lead to great health and decreased morbidity. It’s never too early to check in on how your body is doing. “It can help identify problems like diabetes, heart disease and more,” Dr. Foster says. Check Your Heart, Too There’s no excuse for ignoring your cardiovascular health. It informs your sexual prowess and general wellbeing, so wouldn’t you want it to be in great shape before hitting the sheets? Dr. Foster emphasizes, at all ages, FEBRUARY 17, 2016
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the importance of quitting smoking and maintaining a great diet: both lessen, to a great degree, the chances of a heart attack. Starting early—either through tobacco cessation or a healthy diet—mean lesser problems later on in life. Those in their 40s, 50s, 60s and beyond can maintain their heart health by remaining vigilant with their diet. Can’t Get It Up? You’re Not Alone Dr. Foster wants men to know: erectile dysfunction is very common. “We see men as young as 30 or 40 suffer from E.D.,” he says. (He’s talking about the physiological reasons E.D. happens; not the psychological barriers that keep men from getting hard.) “Most of the men I see for E.D. have a mental block,” he says, “and it takes some counseling to get past that.” This can be true at any age. A vast
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My workouts are a mix of weights and cardio. In what order should I do them? —Jay, San Diego
vast majority of men we see are dealing with anxiety and depression,” he says. “It’s treatable with the right counseling and medication. There are a lot of medications out there that can help someone in this state with little to no side-effects.” You Should Love Your Doc Like we reported last year in our Second Annual Gay-Friendly Health Care Guide (find it online at FrontiersMedia.com), the best way to maintain your health is to find a doctor you trust and maintain a long-standing relationship with him or her. Dr. Foster is adamant that discovering a general physician in-tune with your health is essential to being happy. “If you have a doctor that’s like Donald Trump—well, you won’t open up to them,” he says. “Find someone you trust. Be in charge of your health. Everyone needs a good doctor.”
Is it better to workout in the morning after breakfast or on an empty stomach? —Ray, Palm Springs
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Perform your weight training first and leave the cardio for last. If you burn all of your energy on cardio first thing, you’ll lack in strength and endurance when it comes to lifting weights.
You want to workout on a semi-empty stomach. Eating light an hour or two before your workout is best. I suggest a protein shake, which is easy for your body to digest and allows your muscles to get fed before they go to work.
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A look at the typical gay's workout, from the homos who wrote the book 9 MINUTES FLIRTING WITH YOUR GYM CRUSH
Be A Pill Popper The top 5 supplements for men, from important vitamins your body needs to microorganisms that will literally save your ass
7 MINUTES AVOIDING YOUR EX 14 MINUTES HOLDING COURT AT THE WATER FOUNTAIN
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ou walk into a supplement store intending to pick up a multivitamin. Simple, right? But once you begin browsing you’re whisked away by someone who says you need three other products, ranging from Blue Algae to Volcanic Minerals. You leave asking yourself, What the hell just happened? You’ve blown your budget and suddenly have all sorts of new ailments to treat. The health-and-wellness industry is bigger then ever, and it’s vying for your attention and your money. As the saying goes, there’s a sucker born every minute, and believe me, I’ve been one of them. The fact is, the average American doesn’t get enough of certain key nutrients. (Not even close.) But that doesn’t mean you need to drink tree bark and fill up your shopping cart with pills. Over the years, through personal injury and illnesses, I’ve done research, picked the brains of holistic pros and asked MDs, What do we need the most? Here’s what I’ve discovered (and what you’ll find in my medicine cabinet). The benefits range from better digestion and reduced inflammation to improved concentration and happiness! Here they are, my top five supplements for men, ranked. 1. PROBIOTICS These little microorganisms can save your ass. Science is saying now more than ever that illness—and health—starts from the gut. This positive bacteria can not only improve digestion but, according to the Mayo Clinic, can actually shield you from “bad” bacteria. Additional research says probiotics can boost immunity, lower the risk for diseases across the board and even assist in weight loss and the prevention of obesity. 2. OMEGAS These fatty acids have been praised for doing everything from healing injuries to helping with ADD. According to Harvard University, this essential fat—important for reducing inflammation—has been shown to prevent heart disease and stroke and to lower your blood pressure. Many athletes I know say
they heal from injuries quicker and are able to move better with this supplement in their routine. 3. VITAMIN C This one’s responsible for promoting collagen and repairing tissues in the body. Research also shows it can protect against heart disease, high cholesterol and cancer. Vitamin C can also give you energy, and according the Mayo Clinic can even boost your mood! It’s a top choice among beauty experts for great skin, too, because its antioxidant properties fight off freeradicals and delay the aging process. Your body doesn’t store it long, so making it part of your daily regimen is important. 4. VITAMIN D Americans are rapidly becoming an indoor society. We spend hours and hours under fluorescent light and are deprived of the sunlight we so desperately need. Vitamin D is key for calcium absorption, giving you healthy bones and teeth. Some experts are now saying it can even prevent certain illnesses—MS, diabetes and cancer among them. Oh, and heads up, British studies show that some men reported better cognitive functioning and memory. 5. UBIQUINOL Also referred to as CoQ10, Ubiquinol is claimed to be one of the world’s most powerful antioxidants. It’s a naturally occurring substance that we need more and more of as we age. Research says it fights off oxidative damage big time and increases cardiovascular health. A powerful double-blind, controlled study recently showed that after an increase of Ubiquinol in Olympic athletes, their peak performance dramatically improved. I personally feel my cardio and breathing have improved after consistent use of Ubiquinol.
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■ Sat. | Feb. 6 IN CHARACTER Walt Disney Concert Hall
Tony Award-winning singer, actor, arranger and musician Brian Stokes Mitchell joins pianist and collaborator Tedd Firth and the L.A. Phil for an evening of Broadway tunes. laphil.com ■ Thu. | Feb. 4 BORROWED TIME Venue disclosed upon purchase
For the first time since his critically acclaimed two-man show Nothing to Hide, Helder Guimarães debuts a new magic experience merging art, theater and sleight of hand. Thursdays through Sundays. borrowedtime.la
■ Sat. | Feb. 6 SWAGGER LIKE US Los Globos
This queer hip-hop dance party is the brainchild of Kelly Lovemonster and producer/ DJ davO who started the event in San Francisco for emerging queer hip-hop artists, DJs and dancers. clublosglobos.com
■ Thu. | Feb. 4 THE ROOM REDCAT
Director Elizabeth LeCompte approaches the 1957 play through a range of comedic forms, including American vaudeville, ancient “cross talk” and Xian sheng, a twoperson Chinese comedy style. Through Feb. 14. redcat.org
■ Fri. | Feb. 5 FIRST FRIDAY Natural History Museum
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You’ve never experienced a museum like this, with tours, discussions, live performances and a DJ lounge. Take in a ”Stranger Than Fiction” tour with Lisa Gonzalez, where you’ll encounter the bizarre props and rare specimens that inspire Hollywood. nhm.org ■ Fri. | Feb. 5 FREEZE FRAME The Wallis
Emmy Award-winning Debbie Allen writes, directs and choreographs this inspirational piece that is a fusion of dance, music, film and theater. Through Feb. 6. thewallis.org
L.A. ART BOOK FAIR 2016 The Geffen Contemporary at MOCA Feb. 12-14 laartbookfair.net
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Printed Matter’s annual L.A. Art Book Fair continues to connect the queer community sans computers By Mike Ciriaco ■ Sat. | Feb. 6 THE MOUNTAINTOP The Matrix Theatre
What was going through the mind of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. after he delivered his “I’ve Been to the Mountaintop” speech? This work takes on new meaning with the advent of the #BlackLivesMatter movement. Through April 10. matrixtheatre.com ■ Through Feb. 7 CIRQUE DU SOLEIL: KURIOS Dodger Stadium
Time comes to a complete stop, transporting the audience into a fantasy world where everything is possible. Set in the latter half of the 19th century, reality is quite relative indeed. cirquedusoleil.com ■ Sun. | Feb. 7 SUNDAYS OF FUTURE PAST Groundlings Theatre
Grab your favorite sidekick and catch this hilarious new sketch comedy show. Director Mitch Silpa leads a superhero team of students. Through April. groundlings.com
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stays the whole day, interacts, hangs with friends, buys books, comes to the talks— everything from lectures to readings to performance pieces. You can come every day and do something different.” One cornerstone of Printed Matter’s annual event is a celebration of the zine, particularly those coming from queer voices. The DIY publications rose to prominence in the countercultural circles of the late 20th century, cobbled together using photocopiers and distributed through mailings. It’s a process that may seem antiquated in a century dominated by Photoshop and blogs, but for disenfranchised LGBTs, barred from participating in mainstream society, they formed the sole forum for sharing subversive literature. “Zine culture started in the early ‘80s with displaced youth trying to connect to other people,” says Crane. “Punks would make these publications and mail them to each other or swap them. This trickled down into other underground cultures, like queer culture. Queer kids who felt they didn’t belong in mainstream gay culture would make zines that related to them and connected them to [their] community. Or goths, or skaters. It was about finding your own people.” Zines are in Crane’s wheelhouse, too. Before joining Printed Matter, the Sydney native helmed the popular LGBT zine They Shoot Homos Don’t They? for five years. His FEBRUARY 17, 2016
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■ Through Feb. 7 HAM: A MUSICAL MEMOIR Renberg Theatre
■ Wed. | Feb. 10 LUCHA VAVOOM: CRAZY IN LOVE The Mayan
Based on Sam Harris’ book HAM: Slices of a Life, this musical memoir examines his 30-year career as an actor, vocalist and author. Follow Harris from the Bible Belt to show biz to fatherhood. lalgbtcenter.org
One of L.A.’s most celebrated variety shows—where mindblowing Mexican masked wrestling, burlesque and comedy combine—returns to DTLA for this two-night annual Valentine’s Day special. luchavavoom.com
■ Sun. | Feb. 7 SKIN L.A. Municipal Art Gallery
■ Wed. | Feb. 10 THE MYSTERY OF LOVE & SEX Mark Taper Forum
This story of four people whose lives are inextricably intertwined follows Charlotte and Jonny, college students who have been friends since they were 9 years old, and her parents, who take issue with their bond turning romantic. Through March 20. centertheatregroup.org
■ Through Feb. 8 1984 The Broad Stage
George Orwell’s novel about the destructive powers of Big Brother becomes a visceral stage experience, bringing the audience terrifyingly close to Orwell’s dystopian vision of tomorrow. thebroadstage.com
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A boofus is the [construction] worker digging up the road, who spent time in prison and got crazy tattoos. A boofus is like a bubba in a big metropolis.” Arguably, the most anticipated publication in this year’s fair is Nathan Rapport ’s Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me, a NSFW coloring book. Sublimating his feelings following a failed relationship, Rapport juxtaposes lyrics from breakup songs with blackand-white images of men mid-coitus— images the reader is able to bring to life through color. Attendees of the L.A. Art Book Fair may want to pick up multiple copies of Rapport’s work, which is sure to be in high demand. Some not-so-innocent Crayola time could be the perfect opportunity to bring your community together. At least you’ll be off the web for a bit.
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With the racially charged events of Ferguson, Baltimore and Cleveland, artists both locally and across the nation have been galvanized, and this exhibit sets forth a mission of using art as a vehicle to bring the conversation forward. Through April 17. lamag.org
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continued ■ Wed. | Feb. 10 WANK BANK MASTER CLASS L.A. Hustler Hollywood
Rural Ranga, the artist and author of Wank Bank, the tell-all memoir of an Aussie happy-ending masseur in NYC, leads this informative and playful class of techniques to handling your partner’s member (or even your own). 7 p.m. arrival, 7:30 class start. hustlerhollywoodstores.com
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■ Fri. | Feb. 12 LADY AND THE TRAMP El Capitan Theatre
Celebrate Valentine’s Day with a candlelit dinner catered by Miceli’s, Hollywood’s oldest Italian restaurant, before seeing this Disney classic. Through Feb. 14. elcapitantickets.com
■ Thu. | Feb. 11 VINYL Redline DTLA
Dance the night away to an all-vinyl set of music by local DJ extraordinaire Chris Bowen. There’s no cover for this night of cheap booze and great tunes, which lasts from 9 p.m. til 2 a.m. redlinedtla. com ■ Fri. | Feb. 12 RHONDAVOUS: A LOVER’S BALL UNION
This famed dance party returns for a pulsing good time, celebrating the grand reveal of UNION, L.A.’s newest megaclub. Expect four stages to keep you on your feet. Advance tix through residentadvisor.net.
■ Sat. | Feb. 13 BONKERZ! Precinct
One of the latest parties to hit the DTLA scene, this love child of Jackie Beat and Mario Diaz is the big, dumb, gay party you’ve always dreamed of. Special guests this month include Candis Cayne, Vicky Vox, Laganja Estranja and more. precinctdtla.com ■ Sat. | Feb. 13 SEX AND THE CITY ZOO L.A. Zoo & Botanical Gardens
This Valentine’s Day celebration is dedicated to romance in the wild. The affair begins with refreshments, desserts, wines and “animal walk-abouts.” A “birds and bees” presentation will take place followed by a threecourse dinner. lazoo.org
■ Fri. | Feb. 12 SISSYBOY NoHo Arts Center
James Mellon brings his funny and touching true story of being branded a “sissy” to vivid life. Follow him from 7 to 61-years-old, from young Catholic school boy to Chippendales stripper; performing with drag queens to starring on Broadway. Through March 16. nohoace. com
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■ Fri. | Feb. 12 LOVE, CONNIE Cavern Club Theater
John Cantwell’s multimedia dance comedy thriller is an homage to the films of Brian DePalma and Dario Argento and their respective soundtracks. This revamped version of the show is staged by regular collaborator Jim Fall. Through Feb. 21. cavernclubtheater.com
■ Sat. | Feb. 13 LA VIE EN ROSE: AN EVENING IN PARIS Millennium Biltmore Hotel
L.A. Chamber Orchestra transports you to Paris with a concert, auctions and dining, honoring philanthropist and LACO Board Chairman K. Eugene Shutler for his dedication to the arts and civic engagement. laco.org FEBRUARY 17, 2016
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The big-haired, indecent queen of ‘blue comedy’ returns to L.A. with a new show
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ow many times have you rolled with laughter while simultaneously groaning in disgust? Your answer likely coincides with witnessing Lady Bunny take the stage. No one combines gross-out humor with brilliant song parody like the New York-based legend, returning to SoCal with a new show, Trans-Jester, for three nights this month. We caught up with the comedic songstress-cum-DJ while aboard the Drag Stars at Sea cruise in the middle of the Caribbean. —Stephan Horbelt Tell me about the show. What’s new? What’s different? It’s all new, which this old gal doesn’t say very often. I’m trying out lots of stuff for the first time. I seldom perform show tunes, but two classics are in this show. I have a new parody called “If Loving Black Dick is Wrong, I Don’t Want to be White,” which would make Rachel Dolezal and Tan Mom proud! Along with an original tune called “Hit My Tits,” which Bianca Del Rio cackled over when I sang it to her in NYC recently. From the show’s title, it sounds like you’re pushing some buttons and initiating discussion. I’m just always mystified over how PC everyone is. I feel it’s a generational divide. I’ve been around since it was just G. Now it’s LGBTIQ and counting. How the hell does any community advance its issues if we can’t even decide on a name? Parts of this show deal with the question of my ambiguous sexual identity and how I’ve spread my own confusion (and a few other things) to men I meet on Craigslist! Has your drag always been comedy-based? No, it hasn’t! At one time I saw myself as a pretty, thin ingenue! Imagine that! As I got older and fatter, the comedy just developed along with my waistline. Who do you consider some of the comedy greats? I adore Charo and Carol Channing. I’ve never loved stand-up, so I prefer more number-oriented comics. Both seem like complete nuts—on and offstage. I am lucky to say I’ve worked with both. My first comedy influence was anything rotten said in church. When you aren’t supposed to laugh, everything is 10 times funnier. You’re speaking to me now from the bowels of a cruise ship. How are you faring under your “gargantuan bouffants”? This cruise is a trip! The winds on board are very strong. Poor Ongina lost her wig and was forced to perform bald! I don’t normally perform on boats—the last time was when I borrowed Darienne Lake’s shoes. Then there were delays because Latrice Royale wore stilleto heels and punched holes in the hull. Sharks are repelled by loud screechy noises, so Jinkx Monsoon is singing daily. One passenger complained that all St. Croix had to offer was a donkey with a sad face. I guess they didn’t recognize Alaska out of drag!
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■ Sat. | Feb. 13 VIEUX CARRÉ Lankershim Arts Center
■ Sun. | Feb. 14 PRETTY IN PINK Local Cinemas
Coeurage Theatre Company, known for “pay what you want” shows, presents a Tennessee Williams piece that takes audiences to a boarding house in the heart of New Orleans and Williams’ most personal memories. Through March 12. courage.org
It’s a special screening of the ‘80s classic starring Molly Ringwald and Andrew McCarthy, a bittersweet love story of a high school girl from the wrong side of town who falls for a wealthy heartthrob. fathomevents.com
■ Sat. | Feb. 13 PAPA HEROES Belasco Theatre
Jeffrey Sanker, Justin David and Eliad Cohen present an all-new production, featuring resident DJ Teddy Clarks, guest DJ Isaac Escalante and the award-winning DJ Glovibes. Advance tix at jeffreysanker.com.
■ Sun. | Feb. 14 THE WEHO PARTY BOYS Rage Nightclub
This all-male “dirty dancing” revue is a new two-hour choreographed burlesque show of hot performances, and each show features a number from “The Unknown Stripper,” whose identity and sexual orientation remains a mystery. wehopartyboys.com ■ Sun. | Feb. 14 THE PRODUCERS Fox Performing Arts Center
■ Sun. | Feb. 14 RUMOURS <3S THE CAFETERIA Ace Hotel DTLA
Mel Brooks’ laugh-out-loud musical sets the standard for modern, in-your-face humor. Max Bialystock and his accountant Leo Bloom aim to produce the biggest flop on Broadway and run away with millions, but soon they realize show biz can kick you in the teeth. Shows at 3 p.m. and 7. riversidelive.com
The party Rumours is back, this time teaming up with popular Echo Park party The Cafeteria for a special daytime pool party. DJ SindriSalad and DJ Marimacha serve poolside jams all afternoon, with special performances by Devan M. and Freckle. acehotel.com ■ Through Feb. 14 A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM Cabrillo Music Theatre
With a zany script by Larry Gelbart and Burt Shevelove, this slapstick musical follows Roman slave Pseudolus as he schemes his way to freedom, with complications that involve blackmail, crazy disguises and long-lost children. cabrillomusictheatre.com
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The Australian Chamber Orchestra brings this work to the States for the first time, melding film and music, a hypnotic experience capturing and celebrating the ocean, surfing, desert landscapes and starry skies. laphil.com
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Super Sunday 5 locales for a gay take on Super Bowl 50
■ Sat. | Feb. 20 CUPID’S UNDIE RUN Belasco Theatre
■ Through Feb. 27 VIVIAN MAIER Merry Karnowsky Gallery
Raising money for the Children’s Tumor Foundation, runners will take to the streets in only their underwear. The run is a onemile party at your own pace, followed by an open bar for participants. Start a team of friends, join a team or run solo. cupidsundierun.com
Iconic street photographer Maier has shot more than 100,000 photos around the world. The Maloof collection catalogs hundreds of rolls of film, home movies, interviews and personal items, and this exhibition includes over 65 photos. mkgallery.com
■ Through Feb. 20 DEATHTRAP Sierra Madre Playhouse
■ Through March 20 DREAM BOY Lex Theatre
Based on the novel by Jim Grimsley, this erotic work tells the story of Nathan and Roy’s unlikely high school romance against the backdrop of repression and religion in 1970s North Carolina. celebrationtheatre.com
A gifted playwright, struggling to write his next mystery, discovers his young student has crafted a play many people would kill for. Would Sidney? sierramadreplayhouse.org
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Gym Bar Even if you’ve suffered a concussion, this one is still a no-brainer. Boystown’s premier sports bar is a clubhouse for die-hard football fanatics. 8737 Santa Monica Blvd, WeHo, gymbarweho.com Motherlode More casual armchair quarterbacks should opt for this laid-back gayborhood dive, offering pizza, cheap pitchers and scruffy bartenders. 8944 Santa Monica Blvd., WeHo Faultline It isn’t a Sunday without this East Side raunch palace’s weekly beer bust, so swing by and watch the game on a big screen with
the Silver Lake set. 4216 Melrose Ave., Silver Lake, faultlinebar.com Precinct With the thriving gentrification of DTLA, downtown gays don’t have to schlep far for this year’s big event, and they can tackle brunch at the same time. 357 S. Broadway, DTLA, precinctdtla.com The Abbey Those looking for a more glamorous Super Bowl experience can sashay down to the world’s most famous gay bar for cocktails, a rowdy crowd and go-go jocks in shoulder padding. 692 N. Robertson Blvd., WeHo, theabbeyweho.com —M.C.
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GAY FOOTBALL FANS generally break down into two categories: those who watch the game because they genuinely enjoy the sport, and those who love to watch sweaty muscle jocks slam into each other. Both camps should be satisfied come Feb. 7, when the boyishly adorable Luke Kuechly and his Carolina Panthers face off against our favorite DILF, Peyton Manning, and his Denver Broncos in Super Bowl 50. In lieu of hosting a screening party of your own, rest assured that you can mosey to one of these local gay hot spots to cheer on your favorite team ... or to ogle your quarterback crush.
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THE UNAUTHORIZED MUSICAL PARODY OF THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA Rockwell Table and Stage Jan 28 - Apr. 30 rockwell-la.com
DOUBLE THE PRADA, DOUBLE THE FUN Two local comedic geniuses slip Miranda Priestly on for size in a new musical parody
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he boss from hell is back, and this time she’s twice as devilish. This month, Rockwell Table and Stage in Los Feliz debuts the latest in its series of singing satires, The Unauthorized Musical Parody of The Devil Wears Prada, a stage adaptation of the gay cult classic. The story centers around a fresh-faced assistant struggling with the wrath of sadistic fashion editor Miranda Priestly, a pastiche of Anna Wintour embodied on-screen by Meryl Streep. Onstage, the iconic role will alternate between two local theater cut-ups, Drew Droege and John Flynn. But while they portray a notorious diva, these two professionals are humbly sharing the spotlight. “I’m improvising lots of insane things in rehearsals,” says Droege, “and luckily John’s a great soundboard for what works ... and what does not!” While the pair are collaborating on crafting the same character, don’t expect a carbon copy performance between the two. “Our voguing styles are very different,” says Flynn. “I’m very influenced by the House of Ninja, while Drew is pure LaBeija. Other than that, our performances are 100% identical.” “I would say he’s a lot more calm and regal, and I’m bit more psychotic,” quips Droege, adding warmly, “John is hilarious, and he’s going to slay.” Even though these actors have each others’ backs, Streep leaves some big Jimmy Choos to fill. With her icy exterior and acid tongue, the fashionista goddess has already ascended into the same diva pantheon as Joan Crawford and Madonna. “Other than walking in four-inch heels, putting on a full face of makeup and accepting the fact that everyone in the crowd is going to constantly compare you to Meryl Streep, there are no real challenges,” jokes Flynn. “Everything about doing this role is terrifying. Not only is Miranda Priestly an icon, but so is Meryl Streep! And everyone knows that cerulean monologue,” Droege says, before conceding, “I am so scared, but that’s why I wanted to do it.” The only fly in this Oil of Olay is the fact that the two hilarious men won’t tread the boards at the same time, though Flynn has a creative solution to that: “Don’t be surprised if you hear that we tried a ‘conjoined twins’ approach at least once.” Not even Meryl Streep has tried that. Yet. —M.C.
EATINGOUT An Abbey Upgrade The world’s most famous gay bar reveals new food and drink menus full of classic comforts
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were getting a lot of requests for Moscow fter nearly 25 years of serving L.A. Mules, so we worked with Stoli to create a gays and tourists of all stripes, West whole Mule menu.” Hollywood’s most legendary gay bar One bar menu addition sure to be a huge has decided it’s time for a refresh. While The hit in the upcoming summer months is The Abbey wasn’t always the gargantuan bar/resAbbey’s new daiquiri program, available in taurant/nightclub it is today—initially imagclassic (Cruzan rum, fresh lime juice, fruit) ined as a community coffee shop on the other or flavored (strawberry, mango and guava side of Robertson Boulevard—today it’s quite among them). Light, refreshing and perfectly literally the crux of WeHo’s Boystown, one sweet—served in an always sophisticated of the largest accounts for Bacardi, Absolut coupe glass—expect to spot them throughout and Patron spirit sales anywhere in the world. the patio come June. The wine list has been Clearly the gays love their cocktails. “completely elevated” at a variety of price What better reason, then, to tap mixpoints, says Cooley, who also oversaw beer ologist Armando Conway (formerly of local additions, including the bar’s first IPA, first dress code-enforced spots like Pour Vous, cider and an alcoholic root beer. La Descarga and Hakkasan) for an update of In addition to a new cocktail program to its renowned cocktail menu? Whereas The compete with the city’s best, Chef Andrew Abbey spent years establishing a reputaSmith has been tasked with updating The tion based on much-loved flavored mojitos Abbey’s food offerings, which he’s done skilland martinis, Conway has officially taken fully. More than a roster of ‘bar the bar into new territory: bites,’ the menu now allows for fresh herbs and produce, a fully formed dining experialong with juices and syrups ence, starting with multifashioned on-site. It’s terrilayered shared plates like a tory that was once strictly the tempura rock shrimp, served province of our city’s heterowith a spicy sweet aioli; and heavy spots, but The Abbey’s delicately breaded crab cakes extensive update (along with served on a bed of chive sour the stellar mixology program of cream, topped with roasted recently opened DTLA gay bar corn and an avocado salsa. Mattachine) proves that gays’ The Abbey Hearty salads also appear sophistication when it comes 692 N. Robertson Blvd., WeHo (310) 289-8410 on the menu—the warm quito adult libations runs parallel theabbeyweho.com noa salad being a standout— to our straight friends. Bring on as well as entrées more remithe craft cocktails! $$$$$ niscent of something to leave “We actually had to bring your grandmother’s kitchen in two extra giant refrigerators Atmosphere than the pulsating nightclub for all the produce and fresh California comfort meets you’ve come to frequent. (It’s juices needed for this cocktechno and Top 40 impossible to go wrong with tail menu,” says Abbey owner Standout Dishes Smith’s turkey meatloaf— David Cooley. “Some of the Crab Cakes, Tukey Meatloaf served with potatoes, brocchanges were inspired by my Drinks colini and carrots, a truly filling travels, like the Modern Gin Strawberry Daiquiri, Georgia meal.) With so many dining and Tonics, served MadridPeach Mint Lemonade options for an afternoon or style, in wine glasses with Hours evening out in WeHo, the only fresh herbs and fruits”—a 11 a.m.-2 a.m. Mon-Thu, thing that should limit your definite highlight of the bar’s 10 a.m.-2 a.m. Fri, 9 a.m.-2 a.m. Sat-Sun imagination is the amount of recent additions. “Some of dancing you plan to do for desthe cocktails were inspired by Reservations sert. —Stephan Horbelt our customers,” he says. “We Not necessary
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Sleeping Around Dakota Johnson and Rebel Wilson sport their Walk of Shame finest
How to Be Single, a story of horny twentysomethings living it up in New York City, isn’t your typical rom-com— and this cast of rising comedy stars wouldn’t have it any other way By Stephan Horbelt
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e know what you’re thinking. Rebel Wilson would be the best dating coach ever, right? The Aussie actress, known for her stints in the two Pitch Perfect films among other slapstick performances, proves that it would be an exhausting experience, to say the least. In How to Be Single, she plays the eternally single Robin—an independent party girl who sees what she wants and goes after it—juxtaposed with Dakota Johnson’s Alice, the new-to-town girl, Robin’s quick best friend, who finds herself single and shy. Their characters interact throughout the film with a host of other New Yorkers, each at a different state of singledom in their lives—the doctor who too often puts her career first (Leslie Mann), the perpetual bachelor bad boy (Anders Holm), the wedding-obsessed serial dater (Alison Brie) and the charming, naïve guy looking for love (Jake Lacy). Together they create a stellar ensemble for the new age of rom-coms. We recently sat down with the cast of How to Be Single at Los Angeles’ Redbury Hotel, and they opened up about being single, the film’s sex-positive message and shared a story from set that might just make your crotch cringe.
The Age-Old Debate: New York Versus L.A. How to Be Single is one of those films where the city of New York is itself a character. So we asked the cast, how would the film have been different if it took place in L.A.? Dakota Johnson: I think if the movie took place in L.A. there would be less of a sense of urgency and excitement. The city is sort of bustling all the time. And they stay out later in New York. Rebel Wilson: I think it would be a bit more superficial, because L.A. seems more aesthetic-driven. I mean, New York is probably a very competitive market as well, but L.A., yeah, they’re very concerned, superficially. Every second person is a model here. You could be a nine in your hometown and you come to L.A. and you’re a four. I’m considered quite attractive in my hometown, and you come here and you’re, like, in the bottom 10% and you’re like, Awww. It’s really embarrassing. Those Were the Days We asked the cast, what are your memories about being single, and what did you love and hate about it? Leslie Mann: I’ve been married for 20 years, I can’t even remember being single FEBRUARY 17, 2016
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film EISENSTEIN IN GUANAJUATO Opens Feb. 5
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Peter G reenaway ’s ecstatic and extravagantly sexy film about the famous gay Russian director (Elmer Bäck, who is fantastic) is set in 1931 Mexico. His guide is Palomino Cañedo (the irrestible Luis Alberti), who administers to the Russian director’s every need, even initiating his first gay sexual experience. The film is eye-popping both in its dazzling imagery—including projected film clips, distorted lenses and more—as well as the erotic bedroom scenes that contain some rather explicit nudity. Artful and audacious, Eisenstein in Guanajuato is especially impressive as the actors bring Eisenstein’s emotional catharsis—in the heat of a professional crisis—to life. —Gary M. Kramer
anymore, being fun and flirtatious. RW: I’m, like, eternally single, and I think I like it a bit too much and I need to be more open to the possibilities of love. [Laughs] I’m very independent and I always have been, and I went to an all-girls school, so we were taught to be. Although one teacher did try to teach us how to marry rich men and kill him. The science teacher. Alison Brie: I think my favorite part of being single was just being able to do whatever you want—the freedom, ya know? You are your own person, and aside from your close friends and family, you don’t have to always be thinking about whatever move you’re making, how that’s gonna affect another person in your life. I think that’s what I really liked about being single. It felt very fun and spontaneous. Anders Holm: I don’t have any pictures of me back then, but you can see me now. These are fake teeth. Um, I got my eyes lasered. What else is fake? [Clutching his pecs] These are implants. Jake Lacy: Your before picture is like Will Forte, Last Man on Earth. RW: Like, it’s not hard to go out and talk to people. That’s a lot easier when you’re recognizable. You’re never just alone at a party. There’s always some idiot who wants to be like yeah ... Hey .... [Laughs] I think it’s hard because people get you confused with your characters. And of course you are parts of your characters, but I’m not like Fat Amy in real life. I can be at certain times—I love singing and stuff—but then on other days I’m the more serious, sensible lawyer side. [Rebel does actually have a law degree.] And it freaks people out sometimes; they’re like, Oh, I thought you were like that or, I thought you were gonna be easy and stuff.
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Adam (Evan Todd) is a regular, small-town mechanic who comes out to his three best friends, Chris (Parker Young), Nick (Chord Overstreet) and Ortu (Jon Gabrus). At first, everyone experiences discomfort, but eventually Adam’s supportive friends take him to a gay bar and try to find him a suitable boyfriend. Fourth Man Out relies on tired caricatures and broad humor that cudgels viewers with its messages about acceptance; ironically, the film reinforces the gay (and straight) stereotypes it thinks it's breaking. There are a few nice moments involving Adam and Chris and their potential romantic partners, but most of the film is forgettable. —G.M.K.
Let’s Talk About Sex-Positivity Here’s a rom-com that’s refreshingly sex-positive in its storyline, about single people in New York City who feel no shame in hookups and one-night stands. (Most gay men can relate.) And let’s not forget Dakota Johnson’s last big turn, as Anastasia Steele in the film version of 50 Shades of Grey. DJ: If it doesn’t have sex scenes in it, I won’t do it. [Laughs] No, I mean, I guess with this film I was attracted to the positive outlook on women, especially exploring relationships with different people and being confident and comfortable and strong. That was the kind of thing that was appealing to me, because that’s what’s real, and that’s honest. There’s nothing to be ashamed of, and that’s what single women do. LM: I had so much shame when I was single. I would never ... I would make out with a lot of people, but I would never have sex, because then I would feel bad the next day that I made out with everyone. [Laughs] And there was some dry humping. RW: I think it’s a trend, especially with female characters now. You have Amy Schumer’s Trainwreck and stuff, where you’re allowed to explore that area now in films and women’s roles, which you really couldn’t before. I’m trying to think whether there has been another film where the motto is just ‘Be single. Don’t
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Sam Riley, such an effective coil of nervous energy as Joy Division’s tragic front-man Ian Curtis in the icy bio-pic Control, is miscast as Mr. Darcy in Burr Steer’s adaptation of this Jane Austen/undead mashup from the popular novel. Riley is beyond aloof—he’s removed—as if Mr. Darcy has already succumbed to the zombie population that he and the Bennet sisters are valiantly trying to vanquish. So the basic appeal of the Austen novel is lost—the frisson between Mr. Darcy and the independent Elizabeth Bennet (a lovely, ass-kicking Lily James) is less ’will they/ won’t they?’ and more like ’Who cares?’ The high-concept film’s inherent interest—the intersection between Victorian propriety and flesh-eating zombies—loses its humor all too quickly. —Dan Loughry 42
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The Boy
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From left: Leslie Mann, Jake Lacy, Anders Holm with Alison Brie
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be in a codependent situation.’ AB: What’s great about the movie is that you see a lot of people at different points in their lives with different views on being single and being in a relationship. And the male characters are just as sensitive and interesting as the female characters. It’s a very female-driven movie, but the guys are also very grounded, realistic characters—not just tools to show what the women are going through. The Trouble with Girls The hunky Jake Lacy gives a standout performance as a slightly neurotic earlytwentysomething in How to Be Single. And come Feb. 21, Lacy will also grace your TV screen when he returns to HBO’s Girls. We asked him to contrast his Girls character, (Fran, Lena Dunham’s love interest) with Ken, his HTBS role. JL: Ultimately Fran wants things a little more set and stable, and I think Ken enjoys the fact that you don’t know what’s going to come next, and that’s the whole shebang. That’s the whole part of being alive—keeping your arms and eyes open and just taking what life throws at you. This film has a bit more of the fantastical excitement of being in New York, and the nightlife and meeting people and finding new friends and the seemingly endless opportunities that New York presents to someone young and single and beautiful and living in the city for the first time. Girls plays on the opposite of that a bit, of what a fucking nightmare it is to be young and broke, living in Brooklyn and trying to do something with your life, and the messes that you inevitably create or find yourself in. But they’re both a fantasy version of New York that are both pretty real at certain times. Meet Anders ... All of Anders When we meet Anders Holm’s Tom, a smooth bar-owner ladie’s man who relishes being single, we see ... a lot of him. He’s just woken up and (naturally,right?) is sporting quite the morning wood. Which brought up a funny story. AH: OK, it was special effects, but, like, not that special. [Laughs] So, I got this huge—I mean, it would be amazing to just have—but I got this dildo, and they put it in, and it was just, like, comic; it was like, What?! No. So then the prop lady, I can’t remember her name, but she was the coolest ever. She’s, like, I got it. Pulls a blade from her trouser pocket and just starts cutting, and every guy on set’s like, ugh, oh, oh, ow, ugh. She nubbed it down a couple inches or whatever—there’s not a DVD extra, but it’s burned in this brain forever—but it was hard to watch. Then they put it back in and they’re like, alright, it seems like this guy would be a very confident man.
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In these days of artists spending months and months in the studio creating an album, Elton John decided to go back to basics. In just 17 days he was able to craft the 10 songs on his latest effort, which is his 33rd! And the results have a bit of a throwback feeling, too, as he reunites with a few of his original ’70s players—Davey Johnstone PRIME CUTS: on guitar, plus Ray Cooper and Nigel Olsson on per“Looking Up” cussion and drums, respectively. And, of course, “Wonderful BFF Bernie Taupin helms the lyrics. Add in T-Bone Crazy Night” Burnett’s co-production and there’s a comfortable, “A Good Heart” well-worn vibe happening, as if Sir Elton has had these songs in his back pocket for awhile. I also have a feeling that his marriage and parenthood have influenced the joyous energy happening on a good chunk of these tracks. —Paul V. Vitagliano
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How to Be Single is in theaters Feb. 12
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The band Chairlift sounds like a Gap commercial shot in trendy Williamsburg. You can literally see the crisp, clean lines of a pair of Gapfit leggings dancing down the street, the Brooklyn Bridge far off in the distance. Effortlessly cool and understated, Chairlift’s tendency to go for class over fun on this new long-player Moth PRIME CUTS: has brought about a fairly uninspired col“Polymorphing” lection of R&B-influenced synthpop. None of the “Ch-Ching” charmingly quirky pop hooks of 2012’s ”Something” “Unfinished can be found here. The result is pleasant, if forgetBusiness” table summery pop, delivered squarely during winter. If you’re a die-hard Charlift fan, there’s plenty to enjoy here, but if you’re looking for Something special, I’m afraid it’s not here. Chairlift nears its 10-year anniversary. They’re a band capable of so much more than this. —Dominik Rothbard
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Jeremy Greenspan and Matt Didemus, the sonic architects of Canadian electro-pop duo Junior Boys, have never received the commercial traction lavished on peers like Daft Punk or Hot Chip. This fifth release, after a five-year hiatus, might change PRIME CUTS: those particular fortunes. Big Black Coat “Over It” is crammed full of radio- and dance floor“Big Black Coat” ready beats, a subtle shift from the duo’s more insular “You Say That” and nearly meditative electronics, while lyrically they ping-pong between the downright carnal (“What You Won’t Do For Love”) to the messy breakups they leave in their wake (“Baby Give Up on It”). Junior Boys’ time off and their various side projects have re-energized them; Big Black Coat is the proof—a strong volley to start their second act. —D.L. FEBRUARY 17, 2016
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Celebration Theatre at The Lex Through March 29
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Based on a 1995 novel by Jim Grimsley, which was subsequently adapted into a 2008 film, Eric Rosen’s evocative 1996 p l a y m a ke s i t s L . A . debut. Set in a repressive North Carolina town in the 1970s, it’s a lyrical gay love story that blends gothic romance, wry humor, poignancy and suspense. Closeted student Nathan (Matthew Boehm) strikes up a clandestine romance with persistent classmate Roy (Randall Ray Clute). Nathan strives to hide the nature of his new friendship from his protective mother (Elizabeth Dement) and abusive father (Jim Hanna). The two boys go on a risky adventure with some local pals, leading to a startling and heartrending development. Director Michael Matthews’ production is splendidly atmospheric and humorous. The excellence of the aforementioned leads is complemented by a superb ensemble (narrator Christopher Maikish, Billy Evans, Kate Connor, Craig Jorczak and Erin McIntosh). A crisply evocative production design adds to the triumph. 44
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The agelessly handsome Bobby Cannavale stars as Richie Finestra, owner of the struggling American Century Records, desperate to sign a New York Dolls-esque band called The Naughty Bits. That band is fronted by relative newcomer James Jagger. (You may know his father.) Olivia Wilde co-stars as Finestra’s long-suffering wife, Devon, and Ray Romano makes his TV comeback as Zak Yankovich, head of promotions at American Century. We’re particular stoked for John Cameron Mitchell’s portrayal of pop art icon and New York legend Andy Warhol. Scorsese directs the pilot and promises to direct a few more. With HBO’s recent track record, it’s likely Vinyl will be around for a while. The cable network is so high on the project that it has already released an 18-song soundtrack for the first season, including classics from Otis Redding, Foghat, Mott The Hoople and, of course, The Naughty Bits’ fictional hit, ”Rotten Apple.”
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Contemporary headlines about global warming, a h o t- b u t t o n p o l i t i cal controversy, merge with matters of social conscience and human history in the world premiere of Stephen Sachs’ challenging two-person drama. Director Cameron Watson’s atmospheric in-the-round staging (set by Jeffrey McLaughlin, lighting by Luke Moyer) is impressive, and the performers do creditable work. Yet the material isn’t as compelling or involving as one would hope. In the Mojave desert, a U.S. company is building a solar energy plant, as young engineer Roy (Brian Tichnell) and his Mojave Indian girlfriend Opal (Elizabeth Frances) contemplate their future. Opal makes a startling discovery in the area, which brings the advisability of the project into question, causing a relationship rift and prompting a complex moral dilemma. The specifics are best kept a surprise, but the conflict fueling the drama goes beyond typical pro and con arguments surrounding climate control. This admirable effort might benefit from further dramaturgic development.
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f an HBO series set in the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll-fueled ’70s appeals to you, it’s time to take off your Beats and listen to this: Martin Scorsese, Terence Winter (creator of Boardwalk Empire) and Mick Jagger have collaborated on Vinyl, a gritty, sleazy drama about the music scene circa 1972. “It was a movie first—it was a movie project about music,” Jagger told Vogue at the show’s New York premiere on Jan. 18. ”When the TV series medium came along, we decided to make it into a series—and it wasn’t [about exact recollections]. You don’t think back to what things were really like or what they weren’t really like. Of course, you had to get them right, that’s a given, but it’s not really about that. It’s about the unfoldings of the story and the way the characters work together.” The concept, which was apparently in development for years, began in the late-’90s when Jagger shared his idea for the show with Scorsese.
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TOSH.0 Feb. 9, Comedy Central Joel McHale and his TV clips may not be here for us to kick around anymore, but we’ve still got Daniel Tosh dishing out embarrassing web videos on deep cable to keep us company through the cold nights. Tosh.0 enters its eighth season, which means it’s on track to pass 200 episodes (which means we’ve collectively been doing far too much dumb shit and uploading it online). If you’re worried about jumping into this show late in the game, don’t—Tosh.0 has recently been sold to syndication, so you’ll have plenty chances to catch up. Joy.
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SET YOUR Sunday, Feb. 5
The Oscars
Diversity
Adele’s ”Hello”
The 58th Grammys
FOREVER HOUSE
Skylight Theatre Through Feb. 28
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DREAM BOY: MATTHEW BRIAN DENMAN, DREAM CATCHER: ED KRIEGER
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Veteran playwright Tony Abatemarco offers an alternately funny and heartrending new play, exploring the quest for happily-ever-after domesticity in contemporary gay relationships. We’re light years away from Please Don’t Eat the Daisies in a story of how homophobia, home ownership, child adoption, personal insecurities and even ”ghosts” from childhood pose challenges to a hopefully eternal love bond. James Liebman, as Ben, and Michael Rubenstone, as Jack, exude charm and credibility as the two protagonists, backed by an adept supporting cast (Elyse Mirto, Dale Raoul and Joel Swetow). When the gay couple settles into the Craftsman House where Jack grew up, in a straight-laced L.A.-area community, their festering relationship challenges are gradually revealed. Director Elizabeth Swain elicits sharp humor and moments of poignancy in the handsomely mounted production. Abatemarco’s clever and evocative script, however, could use some pruning and retooling to better integrate its mix of moods and episodes for a stronger sense of coherency. —Les Spindle
The prolific Duplass Brothers deliver Animals, a series about the anthropomorphic animals inhabiting NYC. They experience midlife crises, sexual identity issues and heartbreak just like us. (11:30 p.m., HBO) Sunday, Feb. 7 That’s right, Roman Numerals fans, it’s not Superbowl L, it’s Superbowl 50! What an exciting time to be alive. We’ll probably be watching the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. (6 p.m., CBS) Monday, Feb. 8 TBS launches a new late-night talk show to pair with Conan, and the host isn’t a white guy! The Daily Show’s very funny Samantha Bee hosts Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, at least until, I assume, they can find a man to take over. (10:30 p.m., TBS) Thursday, Feb. 11 After five seasons, Project Runway: All Stars isn’t really all stars, is it? Dom Streeter, Kini Zamora and Alexander Pope return, but it’s just not the same without Heidi Klum. (9 p.m., Lifetime) Thursday, Feb. 11 Reality network TruTV airs a scripted comedy, Those Who Can’t, about a group of not very good teachers. And
they say there are no new ideas anymore! (10:30 p.m., TruTV) Friday, Feb. 12 I love The Amazing Race, but CBS, in its infinite wisdom, has filled the cast with ”social media all-stars.” Could one of them be the next Frankie Grande? I sure hope not. (8 p.m., CBS) Saturday, Feb. 13 The Wrong Swipe extolls the dangers of dating apps by way of flat directing and hilarious acting. The app in question is named Swipe, which tells you how much thought went into this movie. (9 p.m., Lifetime)
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A RECIPE FOR ROMANCE Show your sweetheart how much you love him at one of the city’s charming culinary hideaways. From a seat on the beach watching waves crash in Malibu to a spot overlooking the bright lights of Hollywood, any one of these 7 romantic restaurants removes the guess work from Valentine’s Day by
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8700 W. 3rd St., (310) 859-9859, aocwinebar.com This cozy little space on West 3rd Street has to be one of Los Angeles’ most romantic rendezvous spots, whether you book a table in the warmly lit interior dining room or out on the covered patio near the roaring fireplace. Sharing is caring, so start with a signature cheese platter, and be sure to order some of the woodfired specialties here, like clams with sherry, garlic and toast. EAT ME: Tunisia duck with fregola, harissa and sweet squash DRINK ME: The cocktails here are phenomenal, but the wine list is AOC’s main attraction, especially if you skew a bit Old World FOR RESERVATIONS: Book via OpenTable
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8752 Sunset Blvd., WeHo, (424) 239-1630, theeveleigh.com Lay all of Los Angeles at your loved one’s feet by booking a table out on the back deck of this Sunset Strip hotspot. As the lights of L.A. glimmer below, you can start with Eveleigh’s daily selection of oysters and heartier options like the lamb meatballs with mint and grana padano, then dig into a hangar steak with cranberry, persimmon and horseradish. EAT ME: Jidori chicken with eggplant, red onion, black sesame and toasted-cumin yogurt DRINK ME: The Mexican Motel Room cocktail with mezcal, homemade tepache, Crème de Banane and chocolate-chili bitters FOR RESERVATIONS: OpenTable is a good bet, but if it shows no tables, call directly to double-check
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8284 Melrose Ave., (323) 782-9245, crossroadskitchen.com West Hollywood may be a meat market, but if your honey is a vegetarian, take him to chef Tal Ronen’s upscale vegan eatery. This Valentine’s Day, the restaurant features a $75 five-course prix-fixe dinner, offering courses like a blood orange salad with grilled fennel and baby kale, and spicy roasted romanesco with toasted walnuts and calabrese peppers. EAT ME: Chanterelle scaloppini with pomegranate seeds and prosecco sauce DRINK ME: The Look My Way cocktail with mezcal, rum, basil, tamari salt and a blistered shishito pepper FOR RESERVATIONS: Keep it simple and book via the OpenTable site 48
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RUSTIC CANYON: EMILY HART ROTH; EVELEIGH: JONATHAN BOOKALLIL
1119 Wilshire Blvd., SaMo, (310) 393-7050, rusticcanyonwinebar.com Head over to this Westside classic, a wellloved neighborhood restaurant and wine bar, for an intimate meal of fresh, farmer’s market-driven fare. Valentine’s Day will include a family-style prix-fixe menu of six dishes out of 16 options ($110 per person, wine pairings an additional $45). Executive Chef Jeremy Fox (formerly of Napa’s Ubuntu) is offering up aphrodisiacal oysters Rockefeller with nettles, bread crumbs and vermouth among other mouthwatering morsels. EAT ME: New York strip with bone marrow, strawberry, fennel and polenta DRINK ME: The Sage Advice cocktail with mezcal, Meyer lemon, honey and sage FOR RESERVATIONS: Book on OpenTable, but call in directly if in doubt
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300 S. Doheny Dr., Bev. Hills, (310) 860-4000, culinarestaurant.com This signature Italian restaurant at the Four Seasons Los Angeles at Beverly Hills has a new executive chef named Denis Dello Stritto, and he’s earning his toque with a special menu this Valentine’s Day set to include delicacies like sous vide halibut with carrot, cauliflower and black squid-ink bread. There are even plant-based and gluten free options for pickier eaters. Culina’s fourcourse menu starts at $95 per person. EAT ME: Share a Fantasia di Crudo platter with luscious slices of seafood—scallop, sea urchin and, of course, oyster DRINK ME: The Bella Rosa cocktail with bourbon, Campari, grapefruit, cinnamon and egg white FOR RESERVATIONS: Call the restaurant directly
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141 S. Grand Ave., DTLA, (213) 972-3331, patinagroup.com Downtown has become one of Los Angeles’ coolest neighborhoods, but you’ll have a hot night out at one of the city’s best-rated restaurants, the Michelin-starred Patina, tucked inside the Walt Disney Concert Hall. Executive Chef Paul Lee serves up a special Valentine’s Day menu ($85 for three courses, $105 for four, $160 for eight), with options like poached lobster with morels, asparagus and vin jaune nage. The contemporary French cuisine here, coupled with dramatic plate presentations, make for a truly luxurious night on the town. EAT ME: Kusshi oysters with watercress coulis, kaffir-coconut cream and coriander DRINK ME: The Avant La Nuit cocktail with pisco, Cointreau, pomegranate, lemon and tarragon FOR RESERVATIONS: OpenTable can book reservations for you
22706 Pacific Coast Hwy., Malibu, (310) 317-9140, noburestaurants.com Take your sweetheart to the seashore and book a table on the panoramic oceanfront deck at Nobu this Valentine’s Day. You can’t go wrong with signature sashimi pieces like jackfish and the whole live baby abalone, Nobu claims to fame like yellowtail sashimi with jalapeno, creamy spicy snow crab and the Malibu locale’s specialties, like the scallop truffle chips. EAT ME: Lobster ceviche, Japanese Wagyu beef DRINK ME: The sake list here is impressive, as are cocktails like the Matsuhisa Martini with vodka, sake, ginger and cucumber FOR RESERVATIONS: Book online through the restaurant’s site FEBRUARY 17, 2016
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10 (BUT IS AFRAID TO ASK!) By Dr. Greg Cason
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omantic comedies and Disney flicks end when the star-crossed couple finally gets together and lives “happily ever after.” But do they really? Anyone who’s been in a relationship knows that trite phrase generally lasts about six months before the doubt starts to creep in. Whether you’ve made it to six months or six years, it’s not unusual to have difficulty bringing up delicate problems with your partner—not the big dealbreakers but the uncertainties that plague every couple. To help you avoid sitting on that angst, I address the 10 most common questions that come up for gay men in relationships, including the ones you feel uncomfortable asking.
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Now that we’re married, will things change?
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Though most things don’t change, gay couples who get married tend to take on more traditional gender roles. That means one may end up cooking, cleaning and caring for the kids while the other may be the breadwinner. Couples who don’t legally marry tend to share those tasks more evenly. Others’ view of you also changes. Outsiders—especially those of the heterosexual persuasion—start to put more heteronormative expectations on your relationship, especially monogamy and having kids.
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How can I stop him from doing annoying things?
ANSWER: You can’t. (But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try.)
All partners do annoying things, from texting during dinner to leaving the cap off the lube. As long as it doesn’t threaten his or your health, or the relationship itself—like binge-drinking or PNP antics, which require a more serious approach—then you do the following:
First, tell your partner you’re annoyed by what he’s doing and ask him to change. If he does, even partially, give him support and praise for every positive step. Focus only on what he does well, not what he fails to do. If the annoying habit persists, continue your gentle persuasion but add in acceptance for yourself. Acceptance doesn’t mean you like something; it means you’re letting go of your demand that he change it. You’ll feel less burdened as a result, and you’ll be able to focus on other things. If you do achieve acceptance, you won’t be leaving an otherwise good relationship because of a silly annoyance.
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We never fight. Is that a good thing?
ANSWER: Not necessarily.
The key is whether the conflict is constructive or destructive. Constructive conflict focuses on the problem at hand, seeks an agreed upon solution and each person accepts responsibility for his part; it works to strengthen the relationship. Destructive conflict picks on the other person, brings in resentments from the past and each person seeks to “win” the argument; it works to weaken the relationship. But if you never have any conflict, your relationship may be in trouble! “Conflict-free” couples are usually avoiding issues that need to be resolved, and they usually end up drifting apart. FEBRUARY 17, 2016
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Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s your relationship, so you and your partner can create whatever kind of rules you both wish. Newer relationships are more likely to be monogamous, especially at the very beginning, but as time passes, couples often have a discussion about the possibility of opening things, though only half end up doing so. Age plays a role as well. Younger gay men often expect monogamy, but that expectation can lead to an abrupt ending of the relationship when temptation appears. Older men tend to be more flexible about sexuality in relationships. That, along with improved empathy and general life stability, enables them to have longer and more satisfying relationships.
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Will this last forever?
ANSWER: Nobody knows, not even your high-priced psychic.
ANSWER: The grass is always greener on the other side.
It’s best to assume your relationship will last forever (which generally means until one of you dies) and live in the present accordingly. Letting go of the fear that your relationship will end frees you up to make things better right now. A better question to ask is, Does my partner make me smile? If the answer is yes, then you’re on the right track. If no, you have some work to do.
Single people have it great. They can live their lives without having to answer to someone else. But ask most single people and they will tell you that you have it better (and perhaps you do). People in relationships are generally happier, healthier and live longer than singles. That isn’t to say that relationships aren’t filled with work and heartache, but overall you’re standing on the most ideal ground, so appreciate what you have.
What if I’m not sexually attracted to him anymore?
ANSWER: That doesn’t mean it’s over.
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Decreases in sexual attraction and activity are normal. There’s an old adage: If you put a penny in a jar each time you had sex during the first year of your relationship, then took a penny out every time you had sex after that first year, when you die you’d still have pennies left in the jar. For some couples, less (or none at all) is fine. If that’s not for you, there are many things you can do to reignite the flame of the relationship. It may be as easy as getting back on the, uh, horse, or it may require something more complicated, like working out pent-up resentments. Start by talking with your partner. If that doesn’t get very far, see a therapist.
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There’s one nugget that will solidify your relationship for the long haul: support your partner in his dreams. Does he dream of running for office, creating art, moving to Seattle, maybe meeting Britney Spears? No matter what it is—even if it’s far-fetched or unlikable to you—find a way to support it. And if you don’t know what his dreams are, find out immediately!
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A child is one of life’s great gifts, but you’ll need to fasten your seatbelts, because having a first child can cause more unhappiness than divorce, unemployment or even death of a partner. The reason, according to biological anthropologist Helen Fisher, is social isolation. To remedy this, join a club like Pop Luck (popluckclub.org) even before you have your first. Connecting with others who have kids and getting support can help you get on the track of having an even happier life—between diaper changes, of course.
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ANSWER: When the bad outweighs the good.
Relationships don’t usually end because of an affair, broken agreement or other betrayal. They usually die a slow and painful death, where eventually one person just can’t take it anymore. It’s as if there’s an emotional bank account, and eventually all the money is withdrawn and the relationship goes bankrupt. To prevent an untimely end, put money in your partner’s emotional account every day. Do small things—pay him compliments, make him coffee or send him a text wishing him a good day. But the biggest contribution you can make to his emotional bank account is empathy. That one will pay back dividends. FEBRUARY 17, 2016
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Ask a Porn Star 7 of the adult film industry’s leading talents provide insight into a career of sex on-camera, from common misconceptions and the difficulties of staying hard to how a life in porn affects sex with mere mortals By Stephan Horbelt
How did you come up with your on-screen name? Anthony: Bennett had a nice little Southern ring to it, and Anthony is my middle name. Chatted it over with my agent and put it on lock. Cruz: I kept my first name and gave myself a new last name. I wanted something that felt like a real person you’d want to get to know. I had this idea I didn’t want to take myself too seriously or be pretentious, which, looking back, is pretty hilarious. Durano: I always liked Jimmy, and when I did my first scene, my friend helped me come up with Durano. I liked the sound of if and so I went with it. Ramzi: My on-screen name is close to my actual first name, and Ramzi was one of the many nicknames I was given over the years. I also liked the somewhat ethnic ambiguity of it (vaguely Middle Eastern), and if you JLo’d my porn name, it’s my real first name. So it’s rooted in truth. Conrad: I always liked the name Landon and wanted to change my real name when I was younger. So when I decided to do porn, I was like, “Here’s my chance!” And I just so happened to be watching MTV’s The Hills at the time. [Laughs]
Our Panel of Porn Gods Meet the industry vets who are letting us into their world of filmed guy-on-guy sex
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Bennett Anthony @bennettanthonyx Having worked in porn since June 2014, he was exclusive to Men. com for his first year and a half. A Southern boy who hails from Conway, South Carolina, he moved to West Hollywood when he started in the adult industry. When he’s not on your screen, you’ll find Bennett dancing at parties around town.
Boomer Banks @boomerbanksxxx A Falcon exclusive for the duration of his two-and-a-half-year career— and currently part of the studio’s A-Team roster—Boomer is known worldwide for his ultra-impressive endowment, one of the largest in the porn industry. In a short amount of time, this Mexico-born New Yorker has made quite the name for himself.
Landon Conrad @landonconrad One of the gay porn industry’s most recognizable (and chiseled) faces, Landon has been featured in more films than we can count. He’s been a giant of the industry for the last six years, now finding himself a Falcon exclusive once again. A Salt Lake City native, Landon now calls West Hollywood home.
Do you watch a lot of porn yourself? Corrigan: I see a lot of it in my Twitter feed. I think I see more there in gif format and segments by studios promoting whole scenes, but that’s not the stuff that gets me off. Honestly, my thoughts are a lot dirtier than some porn these days. Ramzi: I love porn, and I always have. Conrad: Not a lot, but I do watch my fair share. That’s actually the reason I got into it. I admired and wanted to be like these hot guys. Porn sales aren’t legal in Utah, so I drove 90 miles to the Nevada border where there was a little porn store just so I could get my hands on some. Obviously this was before you could get it online! Cruz: Nope. I’m planning, editing or filming porn every day. When you work behind the camera you see it all as the product. You recognize hot sex, but you’re constantly looking at lighting or maintaining the pace; you’re too in your head. I did get a little hard for, like, three minutes shooting the last scene I directed, though, so maybe there’s hope for me yet! Banks: I watch a lot a drag. Different strokes for different folks.
What happens if there isn’t a spark between you and your scene partner? Conrad: I just try to find one thing I find attractive about the other guy and focus on that, and if that doesn’t work, I pull out my phone and watch some really raunchy porn. Durano: Most of the time, there isn’t one. To be honest, porn to me is work. As long as there’s respect between my partner and I, we’re set for a great scene. In my case, as long as the guy has a nice ass, I have no complaints. Cruz: A baby kitten dies. [Laughs] A good performer will never let it show. Here’s where the real talent comes into play. Anthony: Girl, you take a boner pill and put that bitch in his place. I’m nice to everyone and would never make a scene partner feel uncomfortable, straight or gay. I can’t say the same about all my coworkers. But I top 90% of the time, so I can pretend it’s the back of anyone’s head. Ramzi: If there isn’t a spark between scene partners, you have to employ your own tricks—you go inward, you call upon sexual memories that tend to work for you, or you use whatever physical or mental triggers keep you hard and get you going.
What’s the biggest misconception people have about working in porn? Cruz: It’s deceptively hard work because it’s an incredibly physical job. The best porn performers are in athletic shape, know how to model for a still camera and can act while having sex. Stay aroused for five, six, Clockwise from left: seven-plus hours a day and tell me how easy it is. Sebastian Kross, Chris Normal humans cannot do this work. Bines with Bruno Bernal, Jacob Peterson Anthony: How dirty it is. Porn is viewed as being so gross and negative because it’s sex work, whereas in reality, since starting porn, I’ve never been safer. I’m constantly being tested, and the porn companies are very big on making sure everyone is safe. They would never put anyone in harm’s way. Banks: That we get to pick our scene partners. Durano: That we aren’t educated or that we all have problematic personal lives. I have two college degrees, and porn just happened, I guess. It was easy money and a great opportunity for me to travel a lot. Corrigan: The drugs. Most studios are real big on keeping things sober and constructive during shoots. Also, that all adult stars are not smart or do not have respect for their bodies. Enjoying your sexuality and sharing it with others, when you’re a man especially, is an achievement. As an adult star, I don’t think I am any better than the next member of the LGBT community. I have insecurities, but I carry myself confidently.
Brent Corrigan @brentcorrigan An industry vet for the last 12 years, Brent has shot extensively with Falcon and has produced his own content. He lived in San Diego for more than a decade but recently moved to the Southwest to work with his first passion, horses. He also has a new book coming out soon: Incorrigible: The True Story of Brent Corrigan.
Steve Cruz @iamstevecruz This on-screen star-turned-director acted in his first adult film in 2006 and only years later started directing for Falcon. He created the production company Hard Friction in ‘09 and retired from in front of the camera in 2010. Born and raised in the San Franciso Bay Area, he now lives and works in Las Vegas.
Do you prefer to be on top or bottom in a scene? Anthony: On set, I prefer to top. (I’m the complete opposite if you catch me at The Precinct on a Saturday night.) I don’t like the prep work that goes into bottoming on set, and I like to eat, if you catch my drift. Not that giving shitty deals is the biggest problem when shooting—we’re all human— and one needs to know that it comes with the job. It just makes things go a lot smoother when everyone has done their part to keep things cute. Cruz: I’m the director, so I’m always the top! Actually, I’m at their mercy. As a performer, my bottom skills rocked the show. Banks: I think it’s safe to say I prefer and do a great job topping, but I did take Rocco Steele’s cock like a champ, so there’s that. Conrad: I prefer to top on film and save my bottoming for my man at home. Durano: I’m only top. That’s what I do best. I like fucking, and I like pleasing the bottom, on set or in my personal life. I don’t think I could handle bottoming. I wouldn’t enjoy it. Corrigan: I prefer a bit of both, depending on the model. I know most like to watch me bottom, and I’m happy to do what people like to see of me. I do often think “what looks right here, between this model and me?”
Jimmy Durano @jimmydurano This sexy familiar face has been in the porn game for going on six years, working most consistently with the Hot House brand and currently a part of Falcon’s A-Team. (He’s appeared in more than 50 titles in the Falcon umbrella.) Born and raised in Brazil, Jimmy currently calls Las Vegas home.
Adam Ramzi @adamramzixxx In the adult film industry for nearly three years now, he’s worked mostly under the Falcon umbrella but has also done work with Kink.com and Titan Men. Adam also has a column at TheSword.com, where he opens up about his experience in the industry. Currently based in the Bay Area, Adam hails from Los Angeles. FEBRUARY 17, 2016
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>> Ask a Porn Star How difficult is it to stay ‘at attention’ for the duration of a shoot? Cruz: As a performer I never had a problem. I was a natural. For me, the most frustrating part of my job is the waiting for penis. I’ve developed patience I never knew I had. You really have to be kind. Men and their dicks are so sensitive. We are definitely not the stronger sex. Anthony: It’s not difficult. You can always take a pill or use your phone to watch porn. Sometimes when it’s time for the “money shot” anxiety can arise, but it’s important to just stay in a good head place and pretend there’s a train being run on you, and you should have no problem. Ramzi: Staying hard for a scene is pretty much the most difficult part of any porn shoot, I’ve learned. How long a shoot lasts and how good any “usable” footage turns out to be really just depends on whether your boner is cooperating or not. Some days are very easy and some are not; some drugs work better and some don’t. Injectable drugs are the only guarantee to keep a solid erection no matter what, as pills just help you respond better to any stimulus, but they can be dangerous, too. After a while, performers get to know their bodies better and know what works best for them. Conrad: Not difficult. I’m like a teenager; I have an erection 24/7.
themselves in bed. Now I’m a director and am exposed to sex every day. Sex is pretty common, not the same thing it might be for everyone else. I’m kind of put-off by that marathon kind of sex in favor of something slower and more meaningful. It’s rare that a person can see beyond what I do. I get bored. Durano: Not at all. Actually, the freaky stuff happens on-camera, and off-camera I get to enjoy all the comfortable positions I can’t do on set. [Laughs] At home I don’t have to worry about where the camera is or try to find my light or stop and repeat. I enjoy doing porn, but there’s nothing better than fucking underneath the covers in a very cozy bed. Anthony: Before porn I was a one-pump chump (it actually hasn’t gotten much better), but it has definitely built up some tolerance. Corrigan: Yes, but only in the way that I aim to abstain from casual sex or love-making with my partner when I know I am about to shoot. Shooting is so much more fun when you’re holding back a loaded canon the whole time!
What’s the worst (or most difficult) part about working in gay adult films? Cruz: Human ego. Notoriety can bring out the worst in people—the stars as well as their followers. Total lack of humility is repellant to me. And the tabloids, the haters; some of the vile things people are willing to say just to be liked or followed. Thumbs down for If you ‘came out’ as an adult dark ego. Of course, this is the extreme. film star to your family, Most of the guys I work with are really how did that discussion go? sweet for unicorns. Corrigan: Well, back when that whole Ramzi: Probably meeting the various permess happened with the producer sonalities in the industry who have let it of Cobra Video, Bryan Kocis, being get the best of them—the ones who have murdered, Rolling Stone did an article. become bitter and jaded, or vain and My parents found out the hard way— completely self-absorbed. Working with through mainstream media press . on film Total Exposure, where people like that makes it a difficult day, Worse, they were finding out I was Behind the scenes of the Raging Stalli scene a son (right) share because I never want to have negative not only affiliated with the gay adult Austin Wolf (left) and Jacob Peter associations with sex. industry, but that I was wrapped up in Banks: Having to be accepting of everyone’s perceptions of who I am, and a very scary, high-profile murder case. internalizing that it’s none of my business what anyone thinks. My parents aren’t proud of me for my choice to work and stay in the adult industry. Becoming a producer and taking over the direction of my career What’s the best part about working in gay adult films? and the way my image was being presented to adult media consumers did Banks: The relationships I’ve created—genuine, loving, life-long relationships. help soften some of their judgement. It made them worry less about me Cruz: My job is about being a team. I’ve never in my life felt more supported. being further exploited in a hurtful way. On a good day, it’s the best job in the world—my creative vision comes to light, Cruz: It went a little like, “Mom, Dad, I’m doing porn now.’ They dealt with it. I’m surrounded by amazing physical beauty and I have human connections with Dad thought it was cool, Mom was embarrassed, or worried for me. She was guys who get me, the pervert that I am. We laugh a lot on my sets. more at ease once I started directing. Ramzi: There are times you meet really smart, sexy and engaging people who Ramzi: Different members of my family have had different reactions. My mom treat the creation of porn with the joy it deserves. Sex should be fun, even if it’s has been the most supportive so far; she had her initial “oh dear” reaction but about playing to an audience. realized she trusts me and knows I’m smart enough to do this safely. Durano: The people you meet. Some of them will be friends for a long time, and Banks: My family are my friends, and they all knew throughout the whole process. some will just be a one-day thing, but most of us in porn are like a big family. And Durano: I just don’t talk about it. Some people in my family know, some don’t traveling. I love to travel, so that’s a huge plus for me. I’ve had the opportunity know. I never told anyone face-to-face, and I know that older family members to visit many cities and countries thanks to porn. wouldn’t understand. I come from a very Catholic background. I used to go to Corrigan: There’s something liberating about it. As a gay man, I am already conchurch every Sunday with my family, and I know it would be a long, nonstop sidered a minority. It’s tough finding a place where you feel appreciated or even topic of conversation every time I go home to visit. My sisters or cousins every celebrated in the gay community. By becoming a participant in gay adult media, once in a while make comments or try to ask questions, but I change the subject who your peers are and where you fit into the world isn’t difficult to determine quickly. I’m not embarrassed of my work—I want that to be clear—but I don’t at all. Your accomplishments are fairly cut and dry—you’ve either got it or don’t. want to talk about sex with them. For some of us, we find a very simple form of validation. We value the ‘give and take’ of what the adult industry offers us. We are, in a sense, filling a void on Does working in porn impact your sex life off-camera? some level. Everyone wants to feel celebrated for something. As gay men, love Ramzi: Working in porn has helped me be more appreciative of “real sex,” it or hate it, being in peak sexual shape is something we marvel at. It’s almost especially because I’ve noticed sometimes my sex partners wonder if I’m like a life-hack—the shortcut to something that would otherwise take decades “performing.” It is not easy meeting someone new and getting excited and decades to feel deep inside ourselves. However, a smart man knows that about them when all they’re thinking about is how they’ve seen your O-face every shortcut comes at a price. before. As a result, I tend to stick to sexual partners I know and trust and Anthony: The cash, honey. I’ve never had a job where I could make this amount have repeated sex with them rather than chasing new tail every chance I get. of money in six hours. I’m very thankful for porn. I stay appreciative. I actually wish I was better at that. Conrad: Duh, getting to fuck hot guys! Cruz: Completely. When I was a model, it was hard to get guys to relax and be
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THE WORLD OF BILLY MASTERS From left: Julianne Hough, Aaron Tveit, Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando, Michael Jackson, Divine
INSIDE THE WORLD’S WEIRDEST ROADTRIP & A GAME OF ‘NAME THE NAKED STRIPPER’
A Color-Blind Casting Couch Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson get into a car together. It’s not a joke; it’s a film being made by the BBC. The premise is 58
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that these three stars were trapped in New York City after Sept. 11. Since all flights were grounded, they decide to escape the island by driving crosscountry. It is true that Michael Jackson performed at Madison Square Garden on Sept. 10. And it’s said that both Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando went to that concert. While people close to Liz say she stayed in NYC until flights resumed, Jackson’s former assistant claims Michael rented a car, picked up Taylor and Brando, and they set off on a road trip. They allegedly took turns driving, but both Taylor and Jackson were annoyed that Brando kept wanting to pull over at every KFC and Burger King! Here’s where it gets freaky, in case the rest of it seemed too normal. In the BBC film, Jackson will be played by Joseph Fiennes. (Yes, Ralph’s younger brother.) (Yes, the star of Shakespeare in Love.) (Yes, the white actor!) It only makes sense, though. If you want someone who looks like the Michael Jackson of 2001, are you gonna cast Idris Elba? You know who else was surprised by the casting? Joseph Fiennes! “I’m a white, middle-class guy from London. I’m as shocked as you may be. He definitely had an issue—a pigmentation issue—and that’s something I do believe. He was probably closer to my color than his original color.” Wait till Jada Pinkett Smith hears about this! Ask Billy: So, Who’s the Stripper? Our “Ask Billy” question comes from Henry in Detroit: “I’m glad to hear you’re a fan of Undateable. Did you watch the season finale? Who was that hot naked stripper?” I’m not only a fan of Detroit-based sitcom Undateable, but I watch both the live East and West Coast feeds. The difference between the two tapings is staggering, including different jokes clearly designed to result in the cast erupting into unscripted hilarity. As to the staggeringly sexy stripper in question, that would be Adam Hagenbuch, who has recurred several times as Candace’s ex-boyfriend, Trent. You may also recognize Hagenbuch from The Perks of Being a Wallflower or Switched at Birth. Beyond that, he’s somewhat of a mystery—except he can clearly
think fast on his feet, is willing to show off his body and has no problem spontaneously making out with a guy on live TV. Last week, he Tweeted: “Shooting episodes of #SwitchedatBirth and #Undateable this week. Still not wearing a shirt in either. Glad my theater degree is paying off.” I dunno about your theater degree, but his gym membership is paying off! While the East Coast version was hot, the West Coast version featured a same-sex kiss and other racy content. Since most people didn’t see both, I will post all of the Adam/ Trent scenes on my site. A Divine Tribute Another big star might be memorialized in a more appropriate way than Michael Jackson, as there’s a movement in Baltimore to erect an eight-foot monument in tribute to Divine. The plan was spearheaded by Michal Makarovich, owner of an antique shop, who felt that such a tribute would appeal to fans of John Waters films. He proposes the monument be on the corner of Read and Tyson Streets, across the street from where Divine (actor Harris Glenn Milstead) ate dog poop in Pink Flamingos—in fact, his proposal features some bronze dog poop! A Kickstarter campaign has been set up, and they are trying to raise $70K by March 26. Find more information at DivineMonument.com. When we’re looking forward to a divine erection, it’s definitely time to end yet another column. I must say, I was so excited to see my friend Jim Colucci during the opening credits of Undateable’s East Coast feed. He is an entertainment reporter, the spouse of Frank DeCaro and author of The Q Guide to the Golden Girls and the upcoming book Golden Girls Forever. You’ll be hearing more about that on BillyMasters.com, the site that’s bicoastal. If you’ve got a question regarding any coast, send it along to me at Billy@ BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before Fox announces a remake of Xanadu starring Derek Hough ... in the Olivia Newton-John role, naturally. So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.
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Is ‘Grease’ Still the Word? On Sunday, Jan. 31, Fox honored the past and the present with a live version of the musical Grease. Here’s my opinion about remakes: If you’re gonna bother, you better have a new take on the show or performers that blow you away. Neither were the case in this lackluster, joyless rendition. But one must give credit where credit is due—the technical achievements of this live production were astonishing. The sheer scope of the sock hop scene alone was a marvel (marred by an audio glitch during the hand jive, where no one did the hand jive). But the biggest misstep was this: if you go to the trouble of having a live audience, use them! We never heard a peep from them, except for applause at the end of songs. This made all the jokes fall flat. Happily, no one in the cast embarrassed themselves. But nobody covered themselves with glory, either. Aaron Tveit and Julianne Hough are attractive and capable performers, but they had almost no charisma and zero chemistry. Hough lacks a winsome quality, and you never really root for her Sandy, while Tveit was practically the antithesis of a successful Zuko. The most successful performance of the evening was that of Vanessa Hudgens as Rizzo. While it was pretty much a carbon copy of Stockard Channing’s portrayal, at least she was interesting and authentically sassy—and kudos to her for pulling it off only hours after her dad lost his battle to cancer. What was left of the part of Kenickie was well played by Carlos PenaVega. Keke Palmer made the most of her Marty, but someone should teach Jordan Fisher how to strum a guitar. The screen sparkled every time Ana Gasteyer came on as Principal McGee, alongside Haneefah Wood as her secretary, Blanche. And special mention must go to film originals Barry Pearl and Didi Conn, who brought some heart and pathos to her all-too-brief scenes as Vi.
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hat would Carrie Bradshaw do? is a question I often ask myself when I find the off-putting antics of my love life in manic hyperdrive. Such was the case last Monday at the West Hollywood 24 Hour Fitness, where I found myself getting my afternoon pump on. Curling my biceps and jamming out to the latest Ariana Grande offering, I spied a super-buff hottie returning my gay gaze. Bench press machine by bench press machine, we slowly but surely got a little closer to one another, and then we started talking. Apparently he’s a doctor who occasionally travels without borders to help babies with cleft palates ... or something like that. I can’t be certain. As his plump lips pontificated, the only thing I heard was, “Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me madly!” But I digress.... The doctor asked me to coffee, and I said yes. (By “coffee,” this guy meant actual coffee, not hankypa n k y. U nlike yours truly, he’s classy like that.) So we sauntered down to the locker room to swap our sweaty tank tops for even tighter ones. But standing sideby-side at our respective gym lockers, my jaw hit the floor when he took off his Hanes lycra tank—and not because of his rocking bod. My mouth went agape due to the tattoo on his back: A nearly two-foot-by-two-foot replica of Mount Rushmore, only not with the faces of our former presidents but the faces of none other than Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha! All black and white except for Charlotte, who was in full color, I had to inquire. “Ummmmm, that’s some birthmark you have there!” I said. “Did you lose a bet or something?” To which he sheepishly giggled, “I’m such a Sex and the City junkie, and I’m so the Charlotte. Oh, am I ever the Charlotte!” To which I silently thought, no, honey, what you are is going to coffee alone, because while you’re cute and classy, that tattoo is creepy. The last thing I want to see when I’m admiring a man’s bubble butt from behind is four cougars staring back at me. That was when I pretended to get a text from Matthew Bomer and quickly walked away. You know, as you do when someone with a Sex and the City back tattoo creeps you out in the gym locker room.
SPOTTED! OUT BASKETBALL PLAYER Michael Sam and former ‘NSync-er Lance Bass at The Abbey for Sunday Funday, enjoying deep conversation at a table full of (age-appropriate) WeHo hotties alongside bar owner David Cooley. Vincent Rodriguez III—the male lead of the hit CW show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend— grabbing a quick lunch at Eat in North Hollywood. Vincent, your show is by far our favorite series on TV, and congrats to “your crazy ex, Rachel” on her Golden Globe!
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PALM SPRINGS Clockwise from left: The gorgeous colors of the desert at dusk; Our Lady of Solitude Church; a pastrami sandwich from Sherman’s Deli
MY PALM SPRINGS: TAB HUNTER Long a fan of escaping L.A.’s bustle for the desert, one of our favorite Old Hollywood stars dishes on his favorite local spots, from gorgeous vistas to Palm Springs’ best restaurants
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ab Hunter knows Palm Springs like few others can. The famed actor can recall first visiting back in the early 1950s, and he came to regard the spot as an escape from the bustle of Hollywood and the sprawl of Los Angeles. Hunter would stay with friends and eventually bought a fiveacre plot of government-owned land near the Palm to Pines Highway—for an astoundingly low price of $25, he recalls—and there he built what he recalls as “a funky little house” by hand.
He’s since sold that plot, though he still visits, but Hunter will be returning to the Coachella Valley soon for Modernism Week, the desert’s 11-day tribute to mid-century architecture and design. The documentary about his life, Tab Hunter Confidential, a bit hit at least year’s Outfest, will screen Feb. 12 at the Palm Springs Art Museum, and Hunter—with his partner Allan Glaser—will be on hand for a Q&A after the screening. Here Hunter speaks with Frontiers about his favorite spots in the Palm Springs area. —Drew Mackie
The HITS Thermal Horse Show It’s eight weeks of top horse competition. I do like going down for the Million Dollar Grand Prix, but the whole event is great. It’s all in one place, and you have the top riders from around the country and even the world. I’ve always been involved with horses, and they’re a major part of my life. I used to show hunters and jumpers, mainly. In fact, that’s how I got my name: Tab Hunter. I was discovered in a stable, you know.
From Sand to Snow and Back Again The great thing about Palm Springs is that if you like to ski, as I did, you could be skiing up in the Big Bear area, look down at the valley and still see Palm Springs from the top of the chair lift. And in the evening, you could be back down there again—and in a hot tub. And I suppose you can still do that today.
Sherman’s Deli and Manhattan in the Desert I’m crazy about deli food. My god, what could be better than a good, toasted bagel with smoked salmon? I will say that the East Coast has some great ones, but we have some pretty good ones, too. Just Fabulous If I had to buy someone a present or a card, I’d go here. It always has a lot of unusual things, and wonderful books, too. Our Lady of Solitude Church It’s this little Catholic church, and I’d go for Mass on Sundays when I was in town. It’s in the Las Palmas area down from Liberace’s old house, very close to where the old Desert Inn used to be. I just liked the feel. Rick’s Restaurant It’s just a great place for breakfast. It’s wonderful. The waitresses are all terrific, and Rick is a great guy, but I think it’s just a great value. You get a damn good breakfast, and it’s home-cooked. 60
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The Beauty of the Desert Of course, Palm Springs is a nice place to get away from it all, and it’s not a million miles away. And there’s something special about the colors of the desert. I had a friend who lived near Thunderbird Heights, and I used to look out at the valley below at nighttime. It was spectral. The air is good. The stars are bright. It’s invigorating to take in—and we need that in life as much as we can grab it. Spencer’s Restaurant That nice outdoor patio just makes you feel like you’re on vacation. I like that. I think everyone has to find time to enjoy the moment, because everything is so rush-rush-rush. We might as well sit in the chairs outside, say, “Thank you for a beautiful day” and enjoy that coffee—you know, or a drink. Old Town Palm Springs I like the simplicity of old Palm Springs—a little more homey, not so much inyour-face. Now there’s a lot of fancy shops—a lot of glitz, a lot of bling. I like it with a little less, but it’s still one of my favorite places. I’m glad it’s gotten a resurgence. There’s a lot of vitality down there, a lot of building going on. And they want to keep the mid-century look in a lot of areas, which I think is fun. I just think the desert has a lot to offer.
Sun. | Feb 7 CÉSAR MILLAN McCallum Theatre
The canine expert and TV’s Dog Whisperer offers tips and live demonstrations for happier dogs in a fun show at 2 p.m.mccallumtheatre.com Wed. | Feb. 10 HOW TO STEAL A MILLION Camelot Theatre
Audrey Hepburn and Peter O’Toole star in this 1966 heist comedy from director William Wyler, screening at 8 p.m. as part of the theater’s Classic Hollywood Film Series. camelottheatres.com Thu. | Feb 11 SHIRLEY JONES Purple Room
TV’s Mrs. Partridge and her real-life son, Patrick Cassidy, sing standards, show tunes and more in four shows, Feb. 11-14. purpleroompalmsprings.com Fri. | Feb 12 CIRCULAR DIMENSIONS Annenberg Theatre
This multi-sensory experimental performance by AV artist Christopher Cichocki features video, paintings, sculpture, light and sound in a one-of-a-kind show inspired by the desert. psmuseum.org
Fri. | Feb 12 SPENCER DAY Copa Room
The openly gay modern jazz singersongwriter, whose album Daybreak debuted at number one on the iTunes jazz chart, is sizzling good, with shows Feb. 12-13 at 8 p.m. copapalmsprings.com Fri. | Feb. 12 WINTER CLASSIC SOFTBALL TOURNAMENT Demuth Park
This 25th annual LGBT softball tournament features over 80 teams in three days of play, Feb. 12-14. pswinterclassic.com
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MODERN LOVERS WHEN YOU THINK OF PALM SPRINGS, one of the first things to come to mind is the city’s mid-century modern architecture. That style of design, so prevalent throughout the desert, is celebrated each year with the highly anticipated Modernism Week. Running Feb. 11-21, there will be over 250 events, including bike and bus tours, architectural walking tours, films, lectures, exhibits, panel discussions, receptions, live music, a vintage car show and more. Launched in 2006, Modernism Week has not only become one of Palm Springs’ signature events but also helps fuel a nationwide appreciation of mid-century modern design and aesthetics. Last year, almost 60,000 people from every state in America and 11 foreign countries attended the 10-day-long festivities, spending an estimated $22 million during their stay. This year’s numbers are expected to be even higher, and events have expanded to include the entire Coachella Valley and beyond. modernismweek.com —James F. Mills
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