10 THINGS HIGH SCHOOL CANNOT
BE WITHOUT 1.
Which teacher lacks a nickname in high school because we might arrange for the baptism soon. High school would be boring if you never called your teacher any funny names like Daga, Backy (Bacteria), Qwakwakwa etc, even when he’s your look alike.
2. Jazz of a funk. So when the boys or girls happen to visit some other school, it’s like a celebration. They’ll take a week jazzing about the funk; who rubbed, who was embarrassed, who stared at a boy and fell down etc ( people in single schools know this better) 3. . The l know it all. This person is definitely a loose mouth and will walk miles to find out everything that happens in school ( even staff room) They don’t even mind if it will cost them their studies 4.
The cliques. This is when you get to think , “All animals are equal but some are more equal” is the definition of these cliques like the Rich-gang, Hotties, Wild Kats…If only they were not the opposite of the real people, we would be fine.
ONE SCHOOL, TEN GIRLS 1. Holy girl This is the girl who l look at and believes she could have been Jesus’ mum if not Mary. Disciplined is the brim but not perfect, she is good to everyone and people don’t mind her though she makes you feel like your some evil queen in the Old Testament. 2. Gossip girl Now this babe is hated as much as she’s needed. I mean, she will ruin every one’s reputation with her loose mouth but you will want to listen to her when she’s telling you the last thing you expect about a teacher. For a moment, l thought she is trying to be Luswata but there is a difference, Luswata is paid but you don’t have to pay this gal. She is a hypocrite with a certificate for hypocrisy. 3. Blossom queen She believes in all fairy tales and sees her life as one she is the kind that always says “ It will one day get better “ coz her fairy godparents will do something for her, life is a harsh fantasy and all she can do is imagine it. 4. Queen bee This is the high maintenance babe at school, she is pretty and she damn well knows it or at least she believes. She will pretend to know all boys but shakes when a dude is next to her. Actually her life is forgery. She thinks her dad is Bill Gates so she can form a Rich gang at school; she is one you hate with a passion. 5. Tease If you see this girl moving, you will think she is H/M’s gal. She is so bossy, arrogant and rude plus a bully. But a few things like being last in class shake her to the bones so you have a way to handle her.
5.
That babe with a prince charming that the whole school knows about. Trust me it’s not what she wants but she tells one person, then that one tells the other and then like that till we all know and the best we can do is baptize her Mrs.………….and laugh with a beat. This is “HIGH SKUL”
6. Goody-Goody Gash! too neat, too holy, too quiet, but too pretentious. Now she is infuriating, she sits in front, sleeps at the door way in dorm…… She is the teacher’s gal nanti hand is always up. But believe me she is not good, never. She is the type that you find and will tell you she is busy if you consult her even when she’s sleeping. She pretends to be good.
6.
The mail fellows. These ones aint so pretty (honestly) but have something that makes them receive mail every week. It would take years of research and study to find out why. They won’t tell you the secret, l mean they want the record themselves…….dah!!!
7. Drama Queen She does not even need to join MDD for you to know how good she is. She won’t spare you the drama even if you you wore a shirt that says “l doesn’t do DRAMA!!!” She screams too much even at a mosquito bite, loves screen (soaps) it’s her inspiration and is weirdly confident.
7.
Complaints about meals. This is for the girls, even when its pork for lunch, you’ll her one say,”Bannange, it had some hair,” but you wonder why she didn’t pour any and when its posho, all they say is the school is broke.
8. Brainy She is not this most nagging person. She reads too much, l swear she could sleep on her trunk at 12:00Am and wake up at 2:00Am just to read. l bet she would read an Abbott in French or Greek. This gal can even read work that she should read two years after. With her in class, you might think your IQ is 0.8
8.
I don’t know who introduced slang but he either did something or bad for high schoolers. It is surely nice coz you can insult anyone with a smile and still make your book last for more months.
9.
Rumour. Hmm..!! This thing travels faster than light and sound. Yes, that’s how fast and its always half true, half wrong, but it gets you all excited and jumpy cause you want to know more.
9. Gamma gal Bambi this, babe and her motto must be work hard, play hard because she sure does know how to balance her Books and Fun. She reads at the right time and if its danke time, you will find her there. She is fun to be with and very open and honest. She is a mother’s dream daughter.
10. Stello and Pearl. Certainly high schools without anyone called Stello or Pearl should be closed down. It is
10. Slacker I love this person. She knows what life is. If she helps by waking up early, it will be 5:00am. She does not fear any one apart from God. Lives a care free life. Novels, series, soaps, music, and little of her books make her life but she still beats all of of you. She’s a true friend. When you see her, all you say is “Na wow” PEARL NATUKUNDA & KISAKYE STELLA 4R.