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Entertainment
April 17–23
Your Prime Time TV Guide Wednesday April 17, 2013
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6.00pm Children’s. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 The Roast. (PG) 7.40 Weird Creatures. (PG) 8.30 Conspiracy Road Trip: Creationism. (PG) 9.30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World: New Orleans 2012. (M) 10.15 The Roast. (PG) 10.25 Dawn Porter: Extreme Wife: Geisha Girl. (M) 11.15 The Sex Researchers: Better Sex. (MA15+)
6.00pm Children’s. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 The Roast. (PG) 7.40 Weird Creatures. 8.30 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (PG) 9.00 Portlandia. Return. (M) 9.30 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. (M) 10.45 The Roast. (PG) 10.55 The Thick Of It. (MA15+) 11.30 Hard Time. (PG) 12.20am Weird Creatures.
6.00pm Children’s. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 The Roast. (PG) 7.40 Weird Creatures. 8.40 Dawn Porter: Extreme Wife: The Polygamist’s Wife. (M) Part 4 of 4. 9.30 Seven Days Of Sex. (M) 10.10 The Roast. (PG) 10.20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. (M) 11.10 Weird Creatures. 12.00am My Child Won’t Talk. 12.50 Gimme, Gimme, Gimme. (M)
6.00pm Children’s. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 Wild Things. (PG) 8.15 Good Game: Pocket Edition. 8.30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World: New Orleans 2012. (M) 9.15 Alan Partridge. 9.30 Funny As. (MA15+) 10.50 Childrens Hospital. (M) 11.15 Portlandia. (M) 11.40 True Stories: Casino. (M) 12.25am School Of Comedy. (MA15+) 12.50 Life On Mars. (M)
6.00pm Children’s. 6.20 storyTree. 6.30 In The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 Conspiracy Road Trip: Creationism. (PG) 8.30 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands. Return. 9.30 The Sex Researchers: Am I Normal? (MA15+) 10.15 Raw Comedy 2011. (M) 11.15 Wild Things. (PG) 12.05am The Tudors. (M)
6.00pm Children’s. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 The Roast. (PG) 7.40 Weird Creatures. (PG) 8.30 Doctor Who. (PG) 9.15 The Boffin, The Builder, The Bombardier. 9.30 The Fades. Final. (MA15+) 10.25 The Roast. (PG) 10.40 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands. 11.40 Weird Creatures. (PG) 12.30am The Fades. (MA15+)
6.00pm Guess How Much I Love You. 6.15 Humf. 6.20 storyTree. 6.30 In The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 The Roast. (PG) 7.40 Weird Creatures. (PG) 8.30 Good Game. 9.00 Childrens Hospital. (M) 9.30 Hard Time. (M) 10.20 The Roast. (PG) 10.30 Seven Days Of Sex. (M) 11.15 Weird Creatures. (PG) 12.05am Glastonbury 2010.
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6.05pm Star Wars: The Clone Wars. (PG) 6.30 Deadly 60. 6.55 Grizzly Tales. 7.10 You’re Skitting Me. 7.35 Mal.com. 7.50 Kaeloo. 7.55 News. 8.05 The Avengers. 8.30 On The Edge. (PG) A series about life growing up as an indigenous teenager.
6.05pm Star Wars: The Clone Wars. (PG) 6.30 Deadly 60. 6.55 Grizzly Tales. 7.10 Tower Prep. 7.55 News. 8.05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars. (PG) 8.25 Dancing Down Under. Final. 9.00 Close.
6.05pm Star Wars: The Clone Wars. (PG) 6.30 Deadly 60. 6.55 Grizzly Tales. 7.10 Life With Boys. 7.30 Prank Patrol. 8.00 News. 8.05 Good Game: SP. 8.30 Bushwhacked! Brandon gives Kayne a mission to find sea turtle hatchlings and watch them take their first swim.
6.25pm Prank Patrol. 6.50 The Legend Of Dick And Dom. 7.20 Good Game: SP. 7.45 News. 7.50 Vampire Knight. (PG) 8.15 Fruits Basket. (PG) 8.40 Voltron: Defender Of The Universe. (PG) Hazar, Hawkins and Newley meet to discuss the future of a new planet they’ve discovered.
6.15pm Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids. 6.30 Horrible Histories. 7.00 The Avengers. 7.20 Degrassi: The Next Gen. Return. (PG) 7.45 Degrassi: The Next Gen. (PG) 8.05 News. 8.15 The Killian Curse. (PG) 8.35 Good Game: SP. 9.00 Close.
6.05pm Star Wars: The Clone Wars. 6.30 Deadly 60. 6.55 Grizzly Tales. 7.10 Kratt Bros: Be The Creature. 8.00 News. 8.05 Wolverine And The X-Men. Scott is determined to find Jean Grey. 8.25 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life. Final. 9.00 Close.
6.05pm Star Wars: The Clone Wars. 6.30 Deadly 60. 6.55 Grizzly Tales. 7.10 The Killian Curse. (PG) 7.55 News. 8.05 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. 8.25 My Great Big Adventure. 8.50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho.
ABC3
6.00pm Digging Deep. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Border Security USA. (PG) 8.00 Dog Squad. (PG) 8.30 Escape To The Country. 9.30 Fantasy Homes Down Under. New. (PG) 10.40 Homes Under The Hammer. 12.00am Hart To Hart. (PG)
6.00pm Bargain Hunt. 7.00 Movie: Ratatouille. (2007) (PG) Voices of Patton Oswalt, Ian Holm, Lou Romano, Brian Dennehy. 9.15 Movie: Under The Tuscan Sun. (2003) (M) Diane Lane, Sandra Oh, Lindsay Duncan. 11.30 Man Stroke Woman. (M) 12.10am The Bill. (M)
6.30pm Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Keeping Up Appearances. (PG) 8.00 Are You Being Served? (PG) 8.30 Escape To The Country. 9.30 Cowboy Builders. (PG) 10.30 Downsize Me. Return. (PG) 11.30 Movie: Blind Fury. (1989) (M) Rutger Hauer, Terrence O’Quinn.
6.30pm Heartbeat. (PG) 7.30 Heartbeat. (PG) 8.40 Lewis. (M) An Oxford graduate is found dead, near his houseboat. 10.40 Nazi Hunters: Adolf Eichmann. (M) 11.40 Man Stroke Woman. (M) 12.20am No Going Back.
6.30pm Great Migrations: Need To Breed. (PG) 7.30 Doc Martin. (PG) 8.30 Escape To The Country. 9.30 60 Minute Makeover. 10.30 Homes Under The Hammer. 11.45 The Shield. (MA15+) 12.45am Chefs: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is.
6.30pm Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Mighty Ships: Faust. 8.30 Waking The Dead. (M) The team continues to investigate an unexploded bomb, found under a car, which was linked to an Irish terrorist cell. 9.40 Criminal Minds. (M) 10.40 Criminal Minds. (M) 11.40 The Shield. (AV15+) 12.40am Hart To Hart. (PG)
6.30pm Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Highway Patrol: Drug Family. (PG) 8.00 Motorway Patrol. (PG) 8.30 Air Crash Investigations: Out Of Sight. (PG) 9.30 Movie: Force 10 From Navarone. (1978) (M) 12.10am Man Stroke Woman. (M) 12.45 Hart To Hart. (PG)
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6.00pm Pimp My Ride. (PG) 6.30 Seinfeld. (PG) 7.00 Seinfeld. (PG) 7.30 Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan: Reunion. (PG) 8.30 Hardcore Pawn. (M) 9.00 Hardcore Pawn. (M) 9.30 American Pickers. (PG) 11.30 Rude Tube. (M) 12.00am 30 Rock. (PG) 12.30 30 Rock. (PG)
6.00pm Pimp My Ride. (PG) 6.30 Turtleman. (PG) 7.30 Mounted In Alaska. (PG) 8.00 Gator Boys. (PG) 9.00 Swamp People. (PG) 10.00 America’s Hardest Prisons: Gang Wars Salinas Valley State Prison. (M) 11.00 Operation Repo. (M) 12.00am D.E.A. (M)
6.00pm Pimp My Ride. (PG) 6.30 MythBusters: Plywood Builder/ Speed Radar. (PG) 7.30 Football. AFL. Round 4. Sydney v Geelong. 11.00 Movie: Out Of Reach. (2004) (AV15+) Steven Seagal, Ida Nowakowska. 12.45am Blokesworld. (MA15+)
6.30pm Football. AFL. Round 4. West Coast v Carlton. 11.00 Operation Repo. (M) A team of repossession agents stop at nothing to reclaim the property of owners who have defaulted on payments. 12.00am Punk’d. (M) 12.30 Unsolved Mysteries. (M)
6.30pm Movie: Godzilla. (1998) (PG) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo. 9.30 Movie: The 6th Day. (2000) (M) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sarah Wynter, Michael Rapaport, Tony Goldwyn, Michael Rooker. 12.00am Deadliest Warrior. (M)
6.00pm Pimp My Ride. (PG) 6.30 Seinfeld. (PG) 7.00 Seinfeld. (PG) 7.30 Cash Cowboys. (PG) 8.30 Pawn Stars. (M) 9.00 Pawn Stars. (M) 9.30 American Restoration. (PG) 10.30 American Pickers. (PG) 11.30 Bid America! (PG) 12.00am 30 Rock. (PG) 12.30 30 Rock. (PG)
6.00pm Pimp My Ride. (PG) 6.30 The Amazing Race. (PG) 7.30 MythBusters. (PG) 8.30 Family Guy. (M) 9.00 Family Guy. (MA15+) 10.00 American Dad! (M) 10.30 Family Guy. (M) 11.00 Family Guy. (M) 11.30 American Dad! (M) 12.00am Blokesworld. (MA15+) 12.30 30 Rock. (PG)
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6.30pm The Middle. (PG) 7.00 To Be Advised. 7.30 To Be Advised. 8.00 To Be Advised. 8.30 Ross Noble: Live In Regent’s Park. (M) Comedian Ross Noble performs at Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre in London. 10.00 Movie: Epic Movie. (2007) (M) 12.00am Conan. (M)
6.30pm The Middle. (PG) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) 7.30 Survivor: Caramoan. (PG) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) 9.30 Movie: Lakeview Terrace. (2008) (AV15+) Samuel L. Jackson, Patrick Wilson, Kerry Washington. 12.00am Conan. (M)
6.00pm Movie: Valiant. (2005) (G) Voices of Ewan McGregor, Ricky Gervais. 7.30 Movie: What A Girl Wants. (2003) (G) Amanda Bynes, Colin Firth, Kelly Preston, Jonathan Pryce. 9.40 Movie: First Daughter. (2004) (PG) Katie Holmes, Marc Blucas. 11.40 Two And A Half Men. (M) 12.00am Conan. (M)
6.30pm Movie: Monster House. (2006) (PG) Voices of Mitchel Musso, Sam Lerner, Spencer Locke. 8.30 Movie: St. Trinian’s. (2007) (M) Talulah Riley, Rupert Everett, Gemma Arterton. 10.30 To Be Advised. 11.30 Two And A Half Men. (M) 12.00am Conan. (M)
7.00pm Suburgatory. (PG) 7.30 The Middle. (PG) 8.00 2 Broke Girls. (PG) 8.30 Two And A Half Men. (M) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) 9.30 Movie: Due Date. (2010) (MA15+) Robert Downey Jr., Zach Galifianakis. 11.30 South Park. (MA15+) 12.00am Conan. (M)
6.30pm The Middle. (PG) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) 7.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) 8.00 Top Gear. (PG) 9.30 Movie: Ransom. (1996) (AV15+) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo, Lili Taylor, Gary Sinise. 12.00am Conan. (M)
6.30pm The Middle. (PG) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) 7.30 Auction Hunters. (PG) 8.00 Auction Hunters. (PG) 8.30 2 Broke Girls. (M) 9.00 2 Broke Girls. (M) 9.30 Movie: Made Of Honour. (2008) (M) Patrick Dempsey. 11.30 Two And A Half Men. (M) 12.00am Conan. (M)
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6.30pm Friends. (PG) 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Customs. (PG) 8.00 Customs. (PG) 8.30 RPA. (PG) With his mother in hospital for cancer, a man learns he is also suffering from the deadly disease. 9.30 Cold Case. (M) 11.30 The Closer. (M) 12.30am How Clean Is Your House? (PG)
6.30pm Friends. (PG) 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Mary Queen Of Shops. (PG) 8.30 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance. (PG) 9.30 Embarrassing Illnesses. (PG) 10.30 Hoarding. (PG) 11.30 Friends. (PG) 12.00am The Zoo: UK. (PG)
6.30pm Friends. (PG) 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Frozen Planet: The Last Frontier. (PG) 8.40 Movie: Must Love Dogs. (2005) (M) Diane Lane, John Cusack, Elizabeth Perkins. 10.40 Movie: Fun With Dick And Jane. (2005) (M) 12.40am Movie: The Best Pair Of Legs In Business. (1974) (M)
6.30pm Secret Dealers. (PG) 7.30 Antiques Roadshow. 8.30 CSI: NY. (M) A compass pointing east is discovered near the body of a woman who fell from a bridge. 9.30 CSI: Miami. (M) 10.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (M) 11.30 The Closer. (M) 12.25am Movie: Rio Bravo. (1959) (PG)
6.30pm Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Galápagos: Forces Of Change. 8.30 Movie: My Big Fat Greek Wedding. (2002) (PG) Nia Vardalos, John Corbett. 10.30 True CSI: Cold Blood: Shortcut To Murder. (AV15+) 11.30 Movie: Key Largo. (1948) (PG)
6.30pm Friends. (PG) 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Hoarding. (PG) 8.30 Super Nanny USA. (PG) 9.30 Embarrassing Kids Bodies: Squint. (PG) 10.30 My Strange Addiction. (PG) 11.30 Friends. (PG) 12.00am Footy Classified. (M)
6.30pm Friends. (PG) 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Zoo Juniors. 8.00 Zoo Juniors. 8.30 The Closer. (M) A young street hustler sees what appears to be a man burying a woman in Griffith Park. 9.30 Rizzoli & Isles. (M) 10.30 The Mentalist. (M) 11.30 The Closer. (M) 12.30am Friends. (PG)
6.00pm M*A*S*H. (PG) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG) 7.00 Cops. (PG) 7.30 White Collar. (PG) 8.30 Burn Notice. Michael wants to sell a piece of high tech equipment for the money he needs to buy new identities. 9.30 Blue Bloods. (M) 10.30 The Killing. (M) 11.30 Persons Unknown. (M) 12.30am Fast Forward. (M)
6.00pm M*A*S*H. (PG) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG) 7.00 Cops. (PG) 7.30 The Game Plan. (PG) 8.30 An Idiot Abroad. (M) Karl Pilkington heads to Mexico. 9.30 Fast Forward. (M) 10.30 Can Of Worms. (M) 11.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 12.00am Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 12.30 24. (M)
6.00pm M*A*S*H. (PG) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG) 7.00 Cops. (PG) 7.30 Undercover Boss Australia. (PG) 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. (M) The case of a 17-yearold rape victim, during the opening festivities of a luxury hotel, takes a strange turn. 9.30 Movie: The Crew. (2008) (AV15+) 12.05am Fast Forward. (M)
6.00pm Get Smart. (PG) 6.30 Monster Jam. 7.30 Wedding Band. (PG) 8.30 F1. Bahrain GP. Qualifying. 10.30 The Ultimate Rider. (PG) 11.00 48 Hours: The Usual Suspect. (M) 12.00am Ross Kemp On Gangs: Jamaica. (MA15+)
6.00pm M*A*S*H. (PG) 6.30 Megafactories: Audi. 7.30 Dirty Great Machines. 8.30 Movie: Red Eye. (2005) (M) Rachel McAdams, Cillian Murphy, Brian Cox. 10.15 Movie: The Stone Merchant. (2006) (MA15+) Harvey Keitel, Jane March, Jordi Mollà. 12.45am Persons Unknown. (M)
6.00pm M*A*S*H. (PG) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG) 7.00 Cops. (PG) 7.30 Python Hunters. (PG) 8.30 Movie: A Civil Action. (1998) (M) John Travolta, Robert Duvall, James Gandolfini. A cynical lawyer becomes entangled in an epic legal battle when he represents families suing two corporations, for illegal dumping of toxic waste. 10.55 F1. Bahrain GP.
6.00pm M*A*S*H. (PG) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG) 7.00 Cops. (PG) 7.30 Frontiers Of Construction. 8.30 Cops. (M) 9.00 Cops. (M) 9.30 Ross Kemp On Gangs: Poland. (AV15+) 10.30 Super Rugby Extra Time. (PG) 11.35 71 Degrees North. (PG) 12.35am Prison Break. (M)
6.00pm Excused. (PG) 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Raymond. 7.30 Simpsons. (PG) 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 Simpsons. (PG) An evil toupee possesses Homer. 9.00 Futurama. 9.30 Cleveland. (M) 10.00 Cleveland. (M) 10.30 Bob’s Burgers. (PG) 11.00 Cheers. (PG) 11.30 Late Late Show. (PG) 12.30am Ent. Tonight. (PG)
6.00pm Excused. (PG) 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Raymond. (PG) 7.30 Futurama. 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. (PG) 9.30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. (PG) 10.30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. (PG) 11.30 Late Late Show. (PG) 12.30am Ent. Tonight. (PG)
6.00pm Excused. (PG) 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Raymond. (PG) 7.30 Raymond. (PG) 8.00 Becker. (PG) 8.30 Star Trek: Voyager. (PG) 9.30 Star Trek: Voyager. (PG) 10.30 Star Trek: Voyager. (PG) 11.30 Late Late Show. (PG) 12.30am Ent. Tonight. (PG)
6.00pm Sabrina. (PG) 6.30 Fashion Star. (PG) 7.30 Biggest Loser: Next Gen. (PG) 8.30 Biggest Loser: Next Gen. (PG) Hosted by Hayley Lewis. 9.30 Biggest Loser: Next Gen. (PG) 10.30 The Graham Norton Show. (M) 11.30 The Range Country Music TV. (PG)
6.00pm Sabrina. (PG) 6.30 Raymond. (PG) 7.00 Raymond. 7.30 Simpsons. (PG) 8.00 Futurama. (PG) 8.30 Movie: The Darjeeling Limited. (2007) (M) Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, Jason Schwartzman. 10.30 The Office. (PG) 11.00 The Office. (PG) 11.30 Raymond. (PG) 12.00am Raymond. 12.30 Sabrina. (PG)
6.00pm Excused. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Raymond. 7.30 Raymond. 8.00 Raising Hope. (PG) 8.30 Simpsons. (PG) 9.00 Simpsons. (PG) 9.30 American Horror Story. (M) 10.30 Californication. (MA15+) 11.10 Late Late Show. (PG) 12.00am Cheers. (PG) 12.30 Ent. Tonight. (PG)
6.00pm Excused. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Raymond. (PG) 7.30 Glee. 8.30 Fashion Star. (PG) Hosted by Louise Roe. 9.30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (PG) 10.10 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (PG) 10.50 Offspring. (M) 11.50 Late Late Show. (PG) 12.35am Ent. Tonight. (PG)
6.00pm Unbeatable Banzuke. 6.30 Ninja Warrior. (PG) 7.00 Community. 7.30 MythBusters. (PG) 8.30 Be Your Own Boss. (PG) 9.35 Cannabis: The Evil Weed? (M) 10.35 Russell Howard’s Good News. (M) 11.10 The Tales Of Nights. (MA15+)
6.00pm Unbeatable Banzuke. 6.30 Ninja Warrior. (PG) 7.00 Community. (PG) 7.30 MythBusters. (PG) 8.30 Threesome. (M) 9.00 Him & Her. (MA15+) 9.30 Skins. (MA15+) 10.25 Russell Howard’s Good News. (M) 11.00 Marngrook Footy Show. (PG) 12.05am WeatherWatch.
6.00pm Unbeatable Banzuke. 6.30 Ninja Warrior. (PG) 7.00 Community. (PG) 7.30 MythBusters. (PG) 8.30 If You Are The One. 9.30 Indie Sex. (MA15+) 10.45 Russell Howard’s Good News. (M) 11.20 Bullet In The Face. (AV15+) 11.50 Bullet In The Face. Final. (M)
6.00pm PopAsia. 7.10 Black Cab Sessions USA. (PG) 7.40 Iron Chef. 8.30 MXC. (M) 9.00 SOS. 9.35 Movie: 14 Blades. (2010) (M) 11.35 Threesome. (M) 12.00am Him & Her. (MA15+) 12.35 Skins. (MA15+)
6.00pm Cycling Central. 6.35 Kung Fu Changed My Life. (M) 7.30 G * Wars. 8.30 MXC. (M) 9.00 Shameless. (MA15+) 10.05 Movie: The 11 Commandments. (2004) (M) Michaël Youn, Vincent Desagnat. 11.40 Movie: 7 Virgins. (2005) (M) Juan José Ballesta, Iride Barroso.
6.30pm World Game: A-League Finals. 7.00 Community. (PG) 7.30 Survivorman. 8.30 Benidorm Bastards. (PG) 9.00 Dudesons. (MA15+) 9.30 The Midnight Beast. New. 10.00 Ugly Americans. Return. (M) 10.25 Russell Howard’s Good News. (M) 11.00 Swift And Shift Couriers. (M) 11.30 Frisky Dingo. (MA15+)
6.00pm Unbeatable Banzuke. 6.30 Ninja Warrior. (PG) 7.00 Community. (PG) 7.30 MythBusters: Paper Armour. (PG) 8.30 Don’t Tell My Mother: North Korea. 9.30 Snake Underworld With Henry Rollins. (M) 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News. (M) 11.05 Autopsy: Life And Death: Ageing. (MA15+)
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