Prime Time TV Guide
TUESDAY
7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 Build A New Life In The Country. (PG) 8.15 Dream Build. 8.30 Jo Brand: Barely Live. (M) 9.20 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos. (M) 10.10 The 45 Stone Virgin. (M) 10.55 My Baggy Body. (M) 11.45 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures. (PG)
7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 Doctor Who. (PG) 8.15 Doctor Who: Confidential. 8.30 Louis Theroux. (M) 9.30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World. (M) 10.15 Jimmy Fallon. (PG) 11.00 Jo Brand: Barely Live. (M) 11.50 Doctor Who. (PG)
7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 Doctor Who. (PG) 8.15 Doctor Who: Confidential. 8.30 Good Game. (M) 9.00 Peep Show. (M) 9.30 Banged Up Abroad. (M) 10.15 Jimmy Fallon. (PG) 11.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World. (M) 11.40 The Audience.
6.10 Thunderbirds Are Go. 6.35 Horrible Histories. 7.05 Yonderland. (PG) 7.25 Deadly 60. Steve Backshall travels to Thailand. 7.55 Degrassi: The Next Generation. (PG) Dallas wants to win Alli’s affections. 9.00 Heartland. Ty plans a visit to Mrs Bell. 9.45 Close.
6.05 Thunderbirds Are Go. 6.30 Horrible Histories. 7.00 Yonderland. (PG) 7.25 Deadly 60. 7.55 Degrassi: The Next Generation. (PG) 9.00 Heartland. (PG) Tim’s racehorse is stolen. 9.40 Good Game: Pocket Edition. (PG) A look at the Australian video game scene. 9.50 Rage. (PG)
6.20 Mortified. 6.50 News On 3. 7.00 The Adventures Of Merlin. (PG) 7.45 Deadly 60. 8.15 Adventure Time. 8.35 Open Heart. (PG) Dylan starts community service. 9.00 Heartland. (PG) Amy tries to heal an abused racehorse. 9.40 Rage. (PG) 10.45 Close.
6.20 Mortified. 6.50 News On 3. 7.00 The Adventures Of Merlin. (PG) 7.45 Deadly 60. 8.15 Adventure Time. 8.35 Open Heart. Dylan tries to get the security footage. 9.00 Heartland. (PG) Ty’s mother, Lily, returns to Heartland. 9.40 Rage. (PG) 10.45 Close.
ABC3 (23)
6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 The Indian Doctor. (PG) 8.30 Escape To The Country. Prospective buyers find their dream homes. 9.30 The House That 100K Built. 10.45 Front Of House. 11.15 Best Houses Australia. (PG) 11.45 Bargain Hunt.
6.00 Motorway Patrol. (PG) 6.30 Secret Location. Return. (PG) 7.30 Fantasy Homes By The Sea. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 9.30 Nick Knowles’ Original Features. 10.30 Storage Hoarders. (PG) 11.30 Secret Location. (PG)
6.30 Motorway Patrol. (PG) 7.00 A Very British Airline. (PG) 8.30 Escape To The Country. Hosted by Jules Hudson. 9.30 Escape To The Continent. 10.45 Before And After. Return. 11.15 World’s Strictest Parents. (PG) 12.15 The Border. (PG)
6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Cities Of The Underworld: Beneath Vesuvius – Naples. (PG) Hosted by Don Wildman. 8.30 A Touch Of Frost. (M) Frost joins forces with an RSPCA inspector in a raid on a dogfight, which has deadly consequences. 10.30 Waking The Dead. (MA15+) 11.45 Bargain Hunt.
6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Pie In The Sky. (PG) 8.30 The Last Detective. (M) Dangerous Davies investigates a suspicious death. 10.00 Blue Murder. (M) 11.15 Bargain Hunt. 12.15 Homes Under The Hammer.
6.30 MythBusters. (PG) 7.30 World’s Craziest Fools. (PG) 8.00 Surveillance Oz. (PG) 8.30 Storage Wars. (PG) The buyers head to Ontario, California. 9.30 Baggage Battles. (PG) The buyers head to a cowboy-themed auction. 10.30 America’s Hardest Prisons. (M) 11.45 Operation Repo. (M)
6.00 Movie: Twister. (1996) (PG) Helen Hunt. 8.30 Movie: Safe House. (2012) (M) Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds. After being tasked with looking after a fugitive in a safe house, a CIA agent must defend himself and his charge. 10.50 Movie: The Scorpion King 3: Battle For Redemption. (2011) (M)
6.00 Doomsday Preppers. (PG) A man preps to save his family. 7.00 Movie: Top Gun. (1986) (PG) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis. Pilots compete at an elite US flying school. 9.30 Movie: Snatch. (2000) (MA15+) Jason Statham, Alan Ford. Crooks try to retrieve a valuable diamond. 11.40 Locked Up Abroad. (M)
6.30 Swamp People. (PG) 7.30 Highway Patrol. (PG) A skylarking motorist causes a gridlock. 8.00 Surveillance Oz. (PG) 8.30 Surveillance Oz: Dashcam. (PG) A look at dashcam footage. 9.00 Movie: Rambo. (2008) (MA15+) Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz. 10.45 Movie: Blue Thunder. (1983) (M)
6.30 MythBusters: DRYving In The Rain/Popcorn Pandemonium. (PG) 7.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) Penny rethinks her life choices. 9.00 Family Guy. (M) 9.30 American Dad! (M) Stan questions his marriage. 10.00 Tattoo Nightmares. (M) 11.30 Rude Tube. (M)
6.30 MythBusters: Sonic Boom Sound Off/Bending A Bullet. (PG) 7.30 Highway Patrol. (PG) 8.00 Motorway Patrol. (PG) 8.30 Ice Road Truckers. (PG) Jack is stranded by an avalanche. 9.30 Counting Cars. (PG) Follows the crew at Count’s Kustoms. 10.30 Car Chasers. (PG) 11.30 Operation Repo. (M)
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6.00 Regular Show. (PG) 6.30 Adventure Time. (PG) 7.00 The Middle. (PG) 7.30 Baggage Battles. 8.00 Container Wars. (PG) Uzi and Schlomi throw down the gauntlet. 8.30 Movie: The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug. (2013) (M) Martin Freeman, Ian McKellen. Bilbo Baggins continues his epic quest.
6.00 Regular Show. (PG) 6.30 Adventure Time. (PG) 7.00 The Middle. (PG) 7.30 Here Come The Habibs! (PG) 8.10 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) 8.40 Survivor: Kaôh Rong. (PG) Hosted by Jeff Probst. 9.40 Movie: The Campaign. (2012) (MA15+) Will Ferrell. 11.30 Two And A Half Men. (M)
6.00 Movie: Cats & Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore. (2010) Bette Midler. 7.45 Movie: Jack The Giant Slayer. (2013) (PG) Nicholas Hoult, Ewan McGregor. 10.00 Movie: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. (2013) (MA15+) Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton. 11.45 The Originals. (MA15+)
6.00 Movie: ScoobyDoo! Stage Fright. (2013) Isabella Acres, Frank Welker. 7.30 Movie: Lego Batman: The Movie – DC Super Heroes Unite. (2013) (PG) Clancy Brown. 9.00 Movie: The Dark Knight Rises. (2012) (M) Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway. Batman returns to battle a new menace.
6.00 Batman: The Brave And The Bold. (PG) 6.30 Movie: Racing Stripes. (2005) Hayden Panettiere. 8.30 Movie: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. (2013) (M) Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi. A veteran Las Vegas magician tries to revive his career after his longtime partner quits. 10.35 Movie: I Love You, Man. (2009) (MA15+)
6.00 Regular Show. (PG) 6.30 Adventure Time. (PG) 7.00 The Middle. (PG) 7.30 Auction Hunters. (PG) Allen and Ton head to New Orleans. 8.00 Top Gear. (PG) The boys purchase three classic cars. 9.30 Movie: Warrior. (2011) (M) Nick Nolte, Tom Hardy. An ex-boxing champion returns home.
6.00 Regular Show. (PG) 6.30 Adventure Time. (PG) 7.00 The Middle. (PG) Frankie tries to get concert tickets. 7.30 Auction Hunters. (PG) 8.30 Movie: The Island. (2005) (M) Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson. In the future, two people go on the run. 11.30 Two And A Half Men. (M)
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6.30 Friends. (PG) 7.30 A Current Affair. 8.00 New Tricks. (PG) An antiques dealer’s murder is investigated. 9.10 Midsomer Murders. (M) The slashing of a 17th-century painting at the Aspen Tallow museum sets off a series of ghostly goings-on. 11.20 The Mysteries Of Laura. (M)
6.30 Friends. (PG) 7.30 A Current Affair. 8.00 David Attenborough’s The Blue Planet: Coral Seas. David explores life in Earth’s oceans. 9.10 Movie: The Rookie. (1990) (M) Clint Eastwood, Charlie Sheen. An ageing cop and his new, young partner set out to break up a car-theft operation. 11.40 Blackadder II. (PG)
6.30 Friends. (PG) Joey sees Chandler’s new girlfriend, Janice, kissing her estranged husband. 7.30 A Current Affair. 8.00 Cricket. ICC World Twenty20. Super 10. Group 2. Match 17. Australia v New Zealand. From HPCA Stadium, Dharamshala, India. 11.40 Movie: Play Dirty. (1969) (M) Michael Caine.
6.30 Heartbeat. (PG) Greengrass befriends a novelist. 8.45 Agatha Christie’s Marple. (PG) Miss Marple investigates after the dedicated fan of a Hollywood actor dies at a party. 10.45 Dalziel And Pascoe. (M) 11.55 Movie: Hud. (1963) (M)
6.30 Are You Being Served? (PG) 7.10 As Time Goes By. Lionel’s father is getting married. 8.30 Movie: The Untouchables. (1987) (M) Kevin Costner, Sean Connery. A Treasury agent sets out to catch Al Capone. 11.00 Rizzoli & Isles. (MA15+)
6.30 Friends. (PG) 7.30 A Current Affair. 8.00 Border Rico. (PG) 8.30 David Attenborough’s Secrets Of Wild India: Tiger Jungles. Part 2 of 3. 9.30 Southern Justice. (M) Tells the true stories of lawmen in two states. 10.30 Death Row Stories: Innocence And The Intern. (M) 11.30 Spooks. (M)
6.30 Friends. (PG) 7.30 A Current Affair. 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. (PG) A murder occurs at a costume party. 9.10 House Of Cards. (M) A respected politician is passed over for promotion by a new party leader, and hatches a dastardly plot to wreak revenge. 11.30 Silent Witness. (MA15+)
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6.00 Family Feud. 6.30 M*A*S*H. (PG) 7.30 Megafactories: Laverstoke Mill. 8.30 Moments Of Impact. (PG) 9.30 Gordon Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen. (MA15+) Presented by Gordon Ramsay. 10.30 Sirens. (MA15+) 11.00 Sirens. (M) 11.30 Operation Repo. (PG)
6.00 Family Feud. 6.30 M*A*S*H. (PG) 7.30 Epic Meal Empire. (M) Fabio Viviani challenges Harley. 8.00 Epic Meal Empire. (PG) 8.30 Brumbies TV. (PG) A look at the latest Super Rugby news. 9.05 Movie: Bad News Bears. (2005) (M) Billy Bob Thornton. 11.30 Operation Repo. (PG)
7.30 Cops. (PG) Officers patrol the streets of the US. 8.30 48 Hours: The Hit. (M) A look at the death of an entrepreneur with powerful friends who was blown up in his car. 9.30 Movie: Dragon Eyes. (2012) (MA15+) Cung Le, Jean-Claude Van Damme. A fighter takes on drug dealers. 11.30 Operation Repo. (PG)
6.00 Places We Love: An Earth Hour Special. 6.30 Attenborough’s Great Natural Wonders Of The World. 7.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. (PG) 8.30 The X-Files. (M) 9.30 Ripper Street. (M) An aristocrat is arrested for murder. 10.35 Rush. (MA15+) 11.30 Bellator MMA. (M)
6.00 Cops. (PG) 6.30 M*A*S*H. (PG) 7.30 CSI: Cyber. (M) 8.30 Making Of David Attenborough’s Africa. A look at the making of David Attenborough’s Africa, the naturalist’s 2013 documentary series. 9.30 Movie: Red Dragon. (2002) (MA15+) Edward Norton, Anthony Hopkins.
6.00 Family Feud. 6.30 M*A*S*H. (PG) 7.30 Undercover Boss. (PG) Meet Utah Jazz CEO Greg Miller. 8.30 Movie: The Quick And The Dead. (1995) (M) Russell Crowe, Gene Hackman. A gunslinger gets revenge. 10.45 The Comedians. (M) 11.15 Super Rugby Extra Time.
6.00 Family Feud. 6.30 M*A*S*H. (PG) 7.30 Last Man Standing. (PG) 8.00 The McCarthys. (PG) 8.30 Attenborough’s Battle To Save The Tiger. Narrated by Sir David Attenborough. 9.30 48 Hours. Real-life mysteries and crimes. 10.30 Tyrant. (MA15+) 11.30 Operation Repo. (PG)
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6.00 Family Feud. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.05 The Simpsons. (PG) 7.30 How I Met Your Mother. (PG) 8.00 Futurama. (PG) 8.30 The Simpsons. (PG) 9.00 Bordertown. 9.30 Futurama. (PG) 10.00 Bob’s Burgers. (M) 10.30 Bob’s Burgers. (PG) 11.00 Duckman. (M) 11.30 James Corden. (PG)
6.00 Family Feud. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.05 The Simpsons. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother. 8.00 New Girl. 8.30 Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. (M) 9.30 Sex And The City. (M) 10.00 Sex And The City. 10.30 You’re The Worst. 11.00 Sex And The City. 11.30 James Corden.
6.00 Family Feud. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.05 The Simpsons. (PG) 7.30 How I Met Your Mother. (PG) 8.00 Rules Of Engagement. (PG) 8.30 Movie: Steel Magnolias. (1989) (PG) Sally Field, Dolly Parton. 10.55 Bondi Ink Tattoo. (M) 11.55 The Late Late Show With James Corden. (PG)
6.00 Movie: Epic. (2013) (PG) Colin Farrell, Beyoncé Knowles. 8.00 Cristela. (PG) Cristela wants Henry to see a musical. 8.30 The Graham Norton Show. (M) Guests include Robert Duvall, Robert Downey Jr, Stephen Fry and U2. 9.30 To Be Advised. 10.30 The Loop. (PG)
6.00 Becker. (PG) 6.30 Rules Of Engagement. (PG) 7.30 Futurama. (PG) 8.00 The Simpsons. (PG) 8.30 Movie: House Of Versace. (2013) (M) Gina Gershon, Enrico Colantoni. The story of Donatella Versace. 10.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG) 11.30 King Of Queens. (PG)
6.00 Family Feud. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 The Simpsons. (PG) 7.30 How I Met Your Mother. (PG) 8.00 Fresh Off The Boat. (PG) 8.30 The Simpsons. (PG) Bart and Lisa help Kodos “phone home”. 9.30 Damien. Premiere. 10.30 Medium. (M) 11.30 James Corden. (PG)
6.00 Family Feud. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother. (PG) 8.00 Rules Of Engagement. (PG) 8.30 The Graham Norton Show. (M) 9.30 Love Island. (M) 10.30 Sex And The City. 11.00 Sex And The City. 11.30 James Corden.
ELEVEN (55)
6.00 Space Dandy. (PG) 6.30 If You Are The One. 7.35 The Feed. 8.05 Brooklyn NineNine. (PG) 8.30 Movie: The Warriors. (1979) (MA15+) Michael Beck, James Remar. A gang is pursued by their rivals. 10.15 Movie: River’s Edge. (1986) (MA15+) Keanu Reeves.
6.00 Space Dandy. (PG) 6.30 If You Are The One. 7.30 The Feed. 8.00 Travel Man: Istanbul. 8.30 MythBusters. (PG) Adam and Jamie tackle gender-based clichés. 9.30 TPB AFK: The Pirate Bay Away From Keyboard. (M) 10.30 UEFA Champions League Highlights. 11.30 Legally Brown. (M)
6.00 None Of The Above. Hosted by Tim Shaw. 6.30 MythBusters. (PG) 7.25 Soccer. A-League. Round 24. Melbourne City v Brisbane Roar. From AAMI Park, Melbourne. 10.00 Movie: Project A Part II. (1987) (M) Jackie Chan, Maggie Cheung. A marine is assigned to the police force. 11.55 Movie: Aftershock. (2010) (M)
6.00 Movie: Wolf Children. (2012) (PG) Colleen Clinkenbeard, Jad Saxton. 8.05 If You Are The One. Hosted by Meng Fei. 9.05 Bear Grylls’ Mission Survive. Final. (M) The final three contestants fight it out. 10.00 Commando School: Commando Tests. (M) 10.55 Movie: Killing Them Softly. (2012) (MA15+)
7.30 If You Are The One. 8.30 Fameless. (PG) Kat Von D inks an aspiring rapper with a humiliating tattoo. A cocky host crumbles while live on air. 8.55 Drunk History. (M) Hosted by Derek Waters. 9.20 South Park. (M) 9.50 Uncle. (M) 10.25 Big Like Me. (MA15+) 11.30 Sex: An Unnatural History. (MA15+)
6.30 Flight 920. Premiere. 7.30 The Feed. 8.00 Community. (PG) 8.30 UnREAL. (M) Rachel makes a startling discovery about Faith. 9.20 Starting From… Now! Part 1 of 2. 9.50 Movie: A Good Old Fashioned Orgy. (2011) (MA15+) Jason Sudeikis. 11.40 Movie: Gainsbourg. (2010) (M)
6.35 Flight 920. 7.00 Flight 920. 7.30 The Feed. 8.15 Brooklyn NineNine. (PG) 8.40 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy: Mexico. (M) Presented by Baz Ashmawy. 9.35 Vikings. 10.30 Skint. (MA15+) 11.25 South Park. (M) 11.55 The Feed.
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THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 Doctor Who. 8.30 Glamour Models, Mum And Me. (M) 9.30 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos. Final. 10.15 Tattoo Disasters UK. Premiere. 10.40 Gok’s Teens: The Naked Truth. 11.25 Jimmy Fallon. 12.10 Gok’s Teens: The Naked Truth.
7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 Doctor Who. (PG) 8.20 Doctor Who: Confidential. 8.30 Glamour Model Mum, Baby & Me. (PG) 9.30 Plus Sized Wars. (M) 10.20 The Agony Of… (M) 10.45 The Weekly. (M) 11.15 Jimmy Fallon. (PG) 12.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. (M)
7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 Doctor Who. (PG) 8.30 Inside The Body Beautiful: How Cosmetic Surgery Works. (PG) 9.30 The 45 Stone Virgin. (M) 10.20 My Baggy Body. (M) 11.10 Jimmy Fallon. (PG) 11.50 Hack Live On Body Obsession.
7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG) 7.30 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. (PG) 8.35 Inside The Body Beautiful: How Fat Works. (PG) 9.35 I Want To Change My Body. (M) 11.00 Glamour Models, Mum And Me. (M) 12.00 Glamour Model Mum, Baby & Me. (PG)
6.15 Pocket Protectors. 6.20 Dance Academy. Final. 6.50 News On 3. 7.00 The Adventures Of Merlin. (PG) 7.45 Deadly 60. 8.15 Adventure Time. 8.35 Degrassi: The Next Generation. (PG) 8.55 Trop Jr. (PG) 9.05 Heartland. (PG) 9.50 Rage. (PG) 10.50 Close.
6.05 Matilda And The Ramsay Bunch. 6.20 Mortified. 6.50 News On 3. 7.00 The Adventures Of Merlin. (PG) 7.45 Deadly 60. 8.15 Adv Time. 8.35 Degrassi. (PG) 8.55 Trop Jr. 9.05 Heartland. (PG) 9.50 Rage. (PG) 10.50 Close.
6.20 Mortified. 6.50 News On 3. 7.00 Adventures Of Merlin. 7.45 Deadly 60. 8.15 Adv Time. 8.35 Degrassi. Final. 8.55 Trop Jr. Final. 9.05 Heartland. 9.45 K-On! 10.10 Lanfeust Quest. 10.35 Ouran High School Host Club. 10.55 Close.
6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Jonathan Creek. (M) A man appears to be in two places at once. 8.30 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. (M) The body of a British child who was abducted 15 years ago, is discovered in the grounds of an Italian country villa. 10.30 Lovejoy. (M) Eric argues with a garbageman. 11.45 Bargain Hunt.
6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Fawlty Towers. (PG) Manuel’s pet hamster escapes. 8.15 Keeping Up Appearances. (PG) Hyacinth looks forward to her wedding anniversary. 8.45 Murdoch Mysteries. (M) Miss Toronto is electrocuted. 10.45 Suspects. (M) 11.45 Bargain Hunt.
6.30 MythBusters. (PG) 7.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PG) Sheldon and Penny bond. 8.30 Pawn Stars. (PG) A photo of Albert Einstein is on offer. 9.30 Hardcore Pawn. (M) It is the day of the big event. 10.30 Barter Kings. (PG) 11.30 Beverly Hills Pawn. (PG)
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WEDNESDAY
March 16–22