Contributions by Hannah Howe A publisher went off to France In search of a tale of romance A Parisian lady Told a tale so shady That the publisher made an advance
What kind of tree do fingers grow on? A palm tree.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Mysteries of life. If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales are so fat?
I went to my bank manager the other day and said, “I’d like to start a small business. How do I do that?” “Simple,” the bank manager said, “you buy a big one and wait.” I visited a spiritualist the other day. The note on her door said, “To avoid confusion, please use the bell.”
A truck carrying a thousand copies of Roget’s Thesaurus overturned. The onlookers were stunned, amazed, overwhelmed, gobsmacked, bewildered, astonished and dumfounded.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
You really said that?! “We all have ancestors, and in this series I will encourage you to dig up yours.” - 73 -
