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YOUR AUTUMN ARIES
(March 21 to April 19) You've seen your savings grow during these long months of lockdown. Now's the time to put that money to work. A daring investment will be worth your while.
TAURUS
(April 20 to May 20) If anyone ever needed a vacation, it’s you. Opportunities to get away are few and far between; if you want to do something nice, be prepared to pay. How much have you got, anyway? $300?
GEMINI
(May 21 to June 20) You've been struggling with a difficult decision. Don't be afraid to ask for help. We all deserve what makes us happy.
CANCER
(June 21 to July 22) "A friend in need is a friend indeed." Mid-tier British alt-rockers Placebo uttered those prescient words 23 years ago, and they have never been truer. Ask yourself: if my friend were in need, would I answer the call?
36 MODERN MISSISSAUGA | AUTUMN 2021
LEO
(July 23 to Aug. 22) As the newly elected prime minister of Canada, you now possess unlimited political power. The choice before you is whether to wield it for good, or evil. Listen to your conscience. It's telling you to deposit three crisp one hundred dollar bills into the pocket of every man, woman and child in this country, starting with contributors to Modern Mississauga magazine.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) The fall equinox brings a period of self-reflection. That last big impulse buy... is it making you happy, really? Say you pawned it off on old man Jakub down the street. How much do you think you could get for it? Two or three hundred bucks?
LIBRA
(Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) As Mercury moves into retrograde, it's time to think about practising gratitude. What are you thankful for? Family? Friends? Health care workers? The partially-opened container of McDonalds limited-edition BTS-branded Cajun dipping sauce that someone with the username "SauceDaddy89" is selling on eBay for $300?