The D. M. L. C. Messenger
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M-an's Ambition At At At At .At At At At At
four-to wear pants. eight-to miss school. twelve-to be president. fourteen-to be a gangster . eighteen-to take life easy. twenty-to take a girl out to dinner. twenty-five-to have the price of a dinner. thirty-five-to eat dinner. forty-five-to digest dinner.
Professor:
What did Caesar say when Brutus stabbed
him? Melville Schultz:
Ouch!
Barber (shaving a customer): Will you have anything on your face when I've finished, sir? Victim: Well, it doesn't seem likely.-Ex. Swantz (coming into Wichmann's room): I'm reading a good book! Ray (trying hard to get a translation): reading.
Oh, Ray, Keep
on
'Answer on Fern's geography test paper: "The essential thing about the earth from an agricultural standpoint is that it revolves on its axis, thereby providing for the rotation of crops." . A colored man said to his friend, "What is the matter, Mose ? You look so mad.": "Who wouldn't be?" his friend replied. "Dat doctah what operated on me sewed 짜Ie up with white thread." -Ex. A small boy who was staying at a farm rushed indoors one day and breathlessly exclaimed that a mouse had fallen into a churn of milk. "Did you take it out?" asked the farmer. "Of course not," answered the boy. "I put the cat in." -Ex.