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THE D. M. L. C. MESSENGER
A steam roller rolled on a stray canine, And flattened him east and west, He hadn't a chance to utter a whine, · But his pants, no doubt were pressed.
Doc smokes his pipe in peace, although it is no peace-pipe. Prof: Was war der Olymp? Shorty: Es war die Unterwelt der Gricchen.
~iner bet !!Berber ~riebticf} 2!3il~., II. bon !l3reusen, bes ?Sater ~tiebticf}'s bes "Did you ever play polo" ? @ro[len, ijatte einen fielien ljufi Iangen "No, but I fell off the top of a 3rllinber entbecft, ben er unter bie ,,Ian• clothes horse once with a ham- gen .lterle" einreiijen tt>ollte. ilas ,t;anb: mer in my hand while trying to gelb lieijagte bem 6oijn ~tins unb bas fix a gas jet. einaige ~ebenfen lilieli, baa er nicf}t beutf dJ fi>radJ unb aud} erfllirte er tt>ilroe Shopkeeper (to new boy): es nie Iernen. When you've finished sweeping ,,~s tt>irb f d)liefllicf} nicf}t bi el aus• the shop and put things straight, mad)en" triiftete i~n ber Offiaier. ~ei don't hang about wasting your ber n/idjften IDlufterung tt>irb ber Riinig time. You can be catching flies nur brei ~ragen an bid} fte!len : ,,!IBie and putting them in our new fly- lange im ilienft"? i:lann anttt>orteft bu : trap, so that it will be ready to ,,brei !IBodlen". ,,!IBie alt"? 3a tt>ie alt liift bu eigentlid) ? ,/ttt>intt) 6ellen ". put in the window . ,,2Ul tigijt. i:lann anttt>orteft bu alf o "I should like to get an en- 6ielienunba111an~ig ~aijre" . e>cliliealicf} gagement with my circus of fragt bid} ber Riinig: ,,l!obn unb !Ulon• tierung erbalten" ? unb bu anttuorteft : trained flea s ,'' remarked the ,,~eibe IDlaieftiit". !lJat liemeifterte bie vaudevillian. !IBorte nad) einiger !Ulilije, i:ler i:ag ber "You'll have to try it on the !Rellue fam unb ber Sfiinig bem ber lange dog first " , replied the booking Sferl ungemein gefiel, fragte : agent. ,,!IBie alt mein 6oijn?" ,, ~rei !IBodjen". Netzke, when the big bell was ,,!IBie lange im ilienft ?" ringing at 7 P. M.: Hey, you ,,6iebenunbatt>anaig 3aijre' ' . know what tha t bell is saying ? 11 ~ift bu ober liin id) llenilcft" ? " Buck, boy s; buck, boy s! " ,,~eibe fillajeftlit". Honest, cow bought a sa ck of ,,6d)meiflt ben Rerl in ' s ilod)", lie= Durham yesterday. faijl ber .Riinig. 2llier-!l3attl} lilieli ntd)t lange brin . ~ie 6ad}e tt>urbe bem Elsie-Say kids, I pa ssed a .!tiinig erfllirt, er lad)te, unb ber Iange peach of a g irl t oday . All she 3 rllinber, bet aud} ein ftrammer Red said w as "Hello". Th a t's a ll. Illar, lirad)te es f0 tt>eit &iS aum .ff'orporal.