FEBRUARY 2013
VALENTINE’S DEDICATIONS
THE UNION
Kiss me, kiss me, say that you miss me’ To: Chocolate Muffins<3 You are always there 4 me, you always know how to cheer me up with your sweetness. Love u till they change da menu! From: MONKEY @(^^)@ To: Jamie Lam I BOUGHT THIS FOR YOU! From: Gordon Luu To: Nicholas Taylor Kaldy Hi, love! Happy Valentines Day! Can you believe it’s been over 2 years? I love you so much! May the force be with you! From: Jubilee Krystle Hardwick To: Jadine Veluxa Hi. How are you doing? I miss you. From: Ex-Neighbor Kevvy To: Bryan Happy valentine’s day, cutie pie! From: Matt To: My BFFTWTKEO I hate you so much, & yet I can’t live without you. Muah! From: your favorite BFFTWTFKEO To: Karen’s sister Your head will continue to be patted by my awesome hands ^___^ Show me your real voice. REAL VOICE!!! P.S. we should text some more. From: Special Person To: Cindy Wuhoo! This is my contribution to your 24 page paper :3 I still want front page though <3 I hate word limits )= From: Ex-Prom & Sadies Date To: Daniel Troung You’re so blind. I guess love IS blind. Someday you will see no one can love you like I do. From: CREEPER =) To: Pauline Cao The first time I saw you, I couldn’t take my eyes off you because you were really cute. From: Anonymous To: Toni Jegglie Dear Toni, Roses are red, violets are blue, I think you’re pretty, let’s get cheeseburgers. <3 From: Don Huynh To: You knows who you are Meow :3 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From: You know who I am To: David Huynh Happy Valentine’s Day, hun! These past three years have been amazing! Happy early 3rd anniversary! I love you! From: Joann Aspiras To: Creep Why are you so creepy. Stop touching my hair b/c you’re not special!! P.S. You should wash your hands more often. From: -Creeped outTo: James Nguyen I daydream about you when I poop. From: Your secret admirer To: Michele Grillo Happy Valentine’s Day, babs! I love you! <3 From: Alexis Zamora To: Jasmine Nguyen YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL! From: Nathan Phan To: Traka Tran Dark flame master, for a contract with me! From: Wielder of the Wicked Eye To: Annie Take me to LA with you. I’ll show you a great time ;) <33 From: Evan To: Vivian Dinh You’re awesome. ^__^ From: Sonny Banh
To: Victoria Tavares Thank you for being my Bestest Best Friend. From: Elric Atchison To: Sean Ly I adore your sweaty, hairy armpits. I want to smell them every day. From: Danny Truong To: Casey Lee Smile. The whole world stops and stares for a while... Seriously! Trufax #yoloswag From: Linus Chan To: Brian Patterson Hey gurrrl. I like you. Btw, let’s hang out after school. Kk ttylxox.<3 From: Jenna Velasco To: Giang-man You are the smexy and handsome guy that I make bro love to. I’ll be waiting for you in Berkeley to make intense love over homework and video games. Christine says hi too and she’ll only kill you if you don’t go to Berkeley with us. From: Tang-boy
To: Parlina-kun Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face looks like it caught on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a screwdriver. From: The Hummer of Friendship
To: Siwan Seok Congratulations on your achievements, Siwan. Block-B will not disband for you. Keep up with your hallyu promotion in the United States. We love you! From: Kyung, Zico, P.O, and Jaehyo
To: Jen Jen Thai Hello! Our relationship has lasted for about six years and I think we should go on to the next level. Hehehe we will miss you! From: Your only A.P.
To: Vanessa T., Danica B., Kayla L., Prisha S., Rachana P., Itzel M., Leslie D., and Yaqian C. You guys are the cheese to my macaroni! I love you guys an hope you have an awesome Valentine’s Day! From: Lavanya D.
To: Lordique Fok May everytime you write your name remind you that you are unique. From: Twenty-three cents To: Giang You are a beautiful chocolate man #swag #yolo #IamboldwithVayne #ifiwasJustinBieber #lilwaynesofine From: Wonder Woman To: Noah Walter Thanks for the rim cleaning. They’re shiny rims. From: Sammy Tran
To: David I heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart you <3 From: Stephanie
To: Mi Amour Your luscious fur shines in the moonlight. I get lost in your radiant eyes. You are my true love, my beloved alpaca. From: Giang Ha
To: Key Chung Will you be the KEY to my keyhole? From: Your Keyhole
To: Winnay Yu Let’s go biking and showing and eating and jack petting and all that gooness before uni starts. thanks for dealing with me since 5th grade. From: Vansteph
To: Jose (ahemdavid) I <3 Jose and Miguuel *lick* hehe... *molest* BUAHAHA :3 all day, errday, once in Norway. From: Your chum bucket (of awesomeness) To: Karen Chi Thank you for being loyal honest, and supportive. I love you! Happy Valentine’s Day. From: Thu Hoang To: Petunia Elkwood Roses are red (and white and pink and...) Violets are -strike-blue- VIOLET I can’t write this poem Because I’m a freaking botanist, not a poet geez From: Todd Allison To: Gamma Club Salutations lords and ladies~ Happy Singles Awareness Day, you gamers and otakus! Fill the void with a marathon of gaming, manga reading, and anime watching. From: Cabinet & Club Kaichous To: Christine Qin What type of bees produce milk? From: Boobies To: Jess-Hamgurguesas Hey Bergado! Second time I’m doing this for you! I spoil you hella. Sorry for the subway. Be good and alone for Valentine’s Day! From: Your Lesbian (: To: ‘‘THEE DANNY CERVANTES’’ You make me feel brand new. You are honestly the most cutest or sexiest boy at MHS. ILY From: anonymous To: Diego Deras I’ve had a massive crush on you, but I know I’m not perfect enough for you. So please accept this because I’m such a weirdo. From: Anonymous To: Noah Walter I love you!!! From: Calvin Phan To: Ms. Kang Thank you for keeping me in your class sophomore year. I love you! From: Elliot Ng To: Ally Escobar Happy Valentine’s Day, babe. Like you so much and I really appreciate you in my life! 12-12-12 From: Trevion Greene
To: Charle Happy Valentine’s Day, aye! You won’t accept my fish, so Lucy suggested this instead... W-will you be my valentine Charle? P.S. Grahralaruruaaagh chocolate- Natsu From: Happy To: Barbie Fuegobutt Cosmo Tip #451: Become Bill Cosby and tell him to zippity-zap his pudding pop into your razzle frazzle jello drop. Good luck! From: Pinky Tittles To: Fearless Leaders You’re one of my closest friends! I’ll miss you so much when you leave, but I look forward to your future accomplishments. Fom: Rachel Alvelais To: Heather Alvarez Thanks for being a great friend xoxo From: Regina George
To: Daaaybiid Tran Hi David. HI JOSE!!!!! You’re cute. Someone is going to get bit soon. From: Shhhhh
To: April Qurl14 If high school is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. Thankfully I can give you the hottest spice rub of your life. From: Furry Burr
To: De Hua Ni shi wo yan jing de ping guo! ;) LOL Happy Valentine’s Day! I think you’re an amazing person :) From: Zhen Zhen
To: Alicia I would let you poop here. Whenever you want. And uh how do you say, for as long as you want. From: Ashley Katchadourian
To: Sarah and Haley Sarah even though you won’t go to this school you’ve been a true friend. Haley I’ve never told you this but I consider you my best friend. From: Shivani Walia
To: Justin Nool Our relationship was such a serendipitous surprise. I can’t thank you enough for everything you’ve done for me. From: MK
To: IHEC Without all of y’all in my life to grace me with your magnificent loveliness, I wouldn’t know how to deal. We’ve been through a lot together: shaving, Halloween, charity dinners, Christmas, SF, sushi restaurants, pikapika, and mountains of pennies, just to name a few. I love you beautiful human beings with a burning passion from deep within my stomach. Thanks for all the laughs, inappropriate jokes, banana slugs, gaming sessions, and deep talks. You know it’s true friendship when you can sing along to High School Musical together. We’re all in this together; I love you guys; Happy Valentine’s Day. From: Lex Camelot & Shanaynay
To: Vanessa Yeh We’ve known each other for so long! I sincerely wish you a happy life filled with new people. Best of luck! From: Linus Chan
To: Rachel I love you, my hug-loving friend. We bonded over NCIS and mutual love oer receiving guy hugs. From: Joan To: Bok Choy My love for you is like a bad case of diarrhea -- I can’t hold it in! Or I may have overtrusted that fart again. From: Irritable Bowels To: Main Man You’re my bestfriend & future husband. Even though you can’t see this, I want everyone to know how much I love you. MWUAAAHS! Happy Valentine’s From: Princess <3 To: Smit’s Beard LET ME TOUCH YOUR GLORIOUSNESS!!! From: A love of Smit’s Beard
To: My Mermaid Princess Don’t worry about a thing, my dear. You are perfect in every way. I will always love you. P.S. I’m not a booger. From: Your Hottie Bear To: Everyone who didn’t get a dedication You didn’t get a dedication because words cannot express how much people love you. From: Alleen To: KMMRBTD We had our ups & downs. Mostly down, but now that you’re away, I will miss you more than you know. HOPE YOU FIND YOURSELF IN SD. From: FRBDN FNTSY To: April Son I don’t hate you cause you’re fat, you’re fat because I hate you. From: – A To: Ybunnnn Thanks for being an only child too. From: Your sista To: Hennifer & Best Lab Partner Ever! Thank you for being such wonderful friends ^__^ I’m glad I met y’all in PE! Let’s be BFFs forever! From: Hamie :) To: Brenda I will be forever in your debt. From: William
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To: Stephanie If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed? From: Vince To: Smit’s Beard LET ME TOUCH YOUR GLORIOUSNESS!!! From: A love of Smit’s Beard To: Vivi Nguyen I have looked up to you since the day we met. You have a wonderful personality. I am IN LOVE with your attitude toward everything. From: <3 Your #1 Fan! To: Sheldon I know you hate me, though you’re jealous of me, but I know you love me and I know you care a lot about me baby. From: Justin Bieber To: Key Club and Chinese Club Yehti and caturine forever! LOVE I love my LTG From: Cassie Zhou To: Jason Chu I love how your arm is so toned from playing tennis. It really shows how dedicated you are! <3 From: Anonymous To: My Chum Bucket Thanks for always being there with lots of love. you’re more than I could ever ask for! I love you so much honey bunches <3 From: Your Dork ;) To: Team Nemo I bought an extra dedication just to support. Y’all already know you mean a lot to me. So yay. From: Alex To: My bros Shelly, Rosie, and Cindy I love you guys so much! Happy 10year friendship anniversary! From: Lidia Kuo person. <3 To: Shananay I’ve been admiring you for afar, and have occasionally sniffed your exhilarating scent. One day, you and your scrumptious lips will be mine! From: Jose To: SMIT SHAVE YOUR BEARD!! Just kidding, don’t. No seriously, shave it. From: Stephanie To: Bagel Bagel bagel bagel. Life would be un-BEAR-able without you, and I’m not kitten! I Love you more than Chipotle burritos and Harry Potter marathons. <3 From: Bahgul To: Syboney Caballero Hey there! I just want to tell you how amazing and perfect you are to me. I’m so lucky to have you. From: Emmanuel Sanchez To: The world Beautiful girls, all over the world. I would be chasing but my time would be wasted. From: Linus Chan To: Ezreal I’ll support you, you’ll adc me. I’ll show you a truer shot barrage and take us to the IE and beyond! From: Taric To: The Union Hi The Union Class! Thanks for peacefully coexisting with us. We love you! From: The Saga To: The Saga ‘‘Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.’’ - Hamlet, William Shakespeare From: The Union To: Mr. Colburn ‘‘All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.’’ - Abraham Lincoln From: The Union