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JOSS WHEDON’S simply colossal The Avengers applauds the beauty of cooperation. Not so stupid, considering what the lack of it is doing to our republic. At a remote S.H.I.E.L.D. laboratory, scientists try to harness the “tesseract�: the glowing blue cosmic cube that fell from far Asgard to Earth. Problem: “We don’t have a harness.� Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) escapes the implosion of the lab, but the cube draws in the horned god Loki (Tom Hiddleston), ready to rule the puny humans. Fury assembles a team to protect Earth from Loki’s army of space orcs and half-mile-long mechanical dragons. As in the Marvel comics, these heroes are type-A personalities. They don’t mix. Robert Downey, Jr.’s Tony Stark devilishly jabs Mark Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner/Hulk hard in the side; he wants to see what Banner calls “my party trick.� Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow is a commando who depends on being underestimated. Here is noble Captain America (Chris Evans), who has the sadness that comes from being frozen in an iceberg for 65 years. We watch his face light up at the one piece of slang he recognizes from the old days. Chris Hemsworth’s Thor possesses that Valhalla heartiness—the pleasure in testing his strength against something as huge as the Hulk. Fairytale deliciousness abides in the moment where the green monster learns he can’t budge the hammer Mjolnir. Lastly,
our own age’s Errol Flynn, Stark, the famous Iron Man. Only mad action can calm Stark’s twitchy nerves. Downey’s register of a final dropped cell-phone call to Pepper (Gwyneth Paltrow) is more affecting than those missed messages in Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close. Why are these crap superhero movies Paltrow’s best work? Whedon is a celebrator, not a debunker. Like the comic-book writer Alan Moore, he is interested in the way such unusual beings would put on their costumes one leg at a time. The quantity of action in The Avengers starts to dilute the quality. The finale is a gamer-fest of alien upon alien upon alien emerging from the space vortex. Of course, you don’t use the Avengers just to foil a bank robbery ... but still. However, it was the first time since Sept. 11 that I saw Manhattan attacked and didn’t necessarily think of Sept. 11. The terrific animation kept the fantasy at a high scale. Skyscrapers seem to fulfill their architectural destiny to explode into glass fireworks. It’s weirdly less decadent than it sounds, since our primary-colored champions are there, trying to prevent it all.
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F I L M may 9-15, 2012 S A N T A C R U Z . C O M
DOES THIS UNIFORM MAKE ME LOOK FAT? Chris Evans’ Captain America strikes a pose for Robert Downey, Jr.’s Tony Stark.