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Two women jumped off NYC bridges Aspiring fashion designer Ashley Riggitano, 22, leaped off the George Washington Bridge on Wednesday afternoon around 4:45 p.m., the New York Post reported. .A 57-year-old woman jumped off the Whitestone Bridge around 8 a.m. Thursday, according to the Post. After being rescued by the Port Authority, she was brought to New York Hospital of Queens, where she is in stable condition. METRO/EC

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Styrofoam latest target on Bloomberg’s ban list Sanitation wants a ban on the eco-unfriendly material Would be next up on Bloomberg’s chopping block The mayor says that he’s ‘willing to take a look’ GETTY IMAGES

Smoking, soda, Styrofoam. The eco-unfriendly material found in takeout containers and party cups might be next on the shortlist to get slashed by the city. One month before a ban on sugary drinks larger than 16 ounces takes effect, the city may have found its next target. A sanitation official told reporters that the department will propose banning Styrofoam. John McCarthy, a spokesman for Mayor Michael Bloomberg, told Metro, “We are always willing to take a look at new ways to reduce waste that can’t be recycled or reused.” Bloomberg has in the past banned smoking in restaurants and parks, and he pushed for the soda ban, which begins in March. Right now, the city refuses to recycle Styrofoam — officials say it is too difficult. But it can be found


The Department of Sanitation plans to propose a ban on Styrofoam, according to city officials.


The city estimates that paper foam makes of up .5 percent of the city’s trash.


Paper foam can take up to 80 years to break down, according to the EPA.

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In the news Scott Stringer announces East River Park plan

Attempted Fed Reserve bomber pleads guilty

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Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis pleaded guilty Thursday to attempting to bomb the Federal Reserve Bank on Liberty Street last October, the FBI reported. He is charged with attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction, for which he could be sentenced to life in prison. Nafis’ sentencing is scheduled for May 30. METRO/DT

One place Styrofoam can be found daily? Public schools, where students use Styrofoam trays. Styrofoam Out of Schools, a group of parents and teachers, has long tried to replace the trays with more ecofriendly options. In 2010, the city launched “Trayless Tuesdays,” using paper containers that day instead of the 830,000 Styrofoam trays the city estimates are tossed every day.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg visits with Department of Sanitation workers to go over their plans for the big snowstorm that is set to hit New York City. OFFICE OF THE MAYOR

The calm before the storm Mayor Bloomberg laid out his plan on Thursday for preparing for the storm that is expected to drop inches of snow on the city this weekend. METRO

Borough President Scott Stringer used his final State of the Borough address Thursday night to showcase his plan for the Manhattan East River waterfront, involving both new fortifications and barriers to prevent flooding in another storm on the scale of last year’s superstorm Sandy, as well as a park allowing pedestrians waterfront access. Stringer said the plan was initiated in 2010, before Sandy ravaged the east Manhattan coastline, knocking out a major power station on East 14th Street. Assemblyman Brian

everywhere, from garbage cans to Brooklyn’s toxic Gowanus Canal. The council has previously considered legislation that would ask restaurants not to use Styrofoam. A Sanitation

Proposed waterfront

Kavanagh partnered with Stringer in developing the project, along with Manhattan community boards 3 and 6, the Lower East Side Ecology Center and various design teams, community organizations and elected officials. The Office of the Borough President is allocating $3.5 million to the East River Blueway Project. Additional funding will come from a New York State Department of State grant. METRO/AB

Subway deaths focus of hearing Increasing awareness of subway platform safety and

Department spokeswoman would not elaborate on whether the ban plan would stick to restaurants. Alison Bowen

adding help buttons for transit workers in subways were two of the MTA’s suggestions to combat a recent spate of subway deaths. The recommendations were announced at a special hearing on subway safety held Thursday at City Hall. In light of a series of deaths and accidents in the subway system that have happened recently, James Vacca, the city’s Committee on Transportation chair, hosted the emergency meeting on subway safety. At the hearing, the MTA announced plans to increase advertisements and public service announcements telling passengers to stay away from the platform edge. A helpbutton system to notify transit workers of emergencies will also be ready by the end of 2014. EVELYN CHENG

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ASPCA rescues 50 felines from Brooklyn hoarders ASPCA


The ASPCA Cruelty Intervention Advocacy team had been monitoring what they called a “cat hoarding” situation in Brooklyn, and grew alarmed as superstorm Sandy seemed to increase the peril facing some 50 cats living in one Brooklyn apartment. On Nov. 15, the team went in and removed all 50 cats, on the grounds that while the owners spent “much of their time” caring for the cats, they could not keep up with the spay/neuter and other needs of so many animals, making proper care impossible. One Love Animal Hospital at 317 Atlantic Ave. between Smith and

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This cat, like the other rescued felines, is up for adoption.


Cats are ready to find a good new home

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Fatal crash injures babies Yesterday at West 135th Street, a Ford van driving north on Broadway rammed into a Ford Focus making a left turn. Both cars slammed into a 44-year-old woman. The Ford Focus was carrying two infants in the backseat. Police reported the pedestrian had non-life-threatening injuries. The driver of the Focus and infants also had non-life-threatening injuries. The woman in the passenger seat, Lisette Ventura, 46, was dead on arrival. The van driver, 36-year-old Wislairs Mentors, was charged with operating a motor vehicle without a license. METRO/DT


Infants were hurt in the accident

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Hoyt streets provided boarding and medical care, and 30 of the cats are now ready to be adopted. The remaining 20 have either already been adopted or

‘Stop and frisk’ gets an app The New York Civil Liberties Union released an iPhone app that allows civilians to monitor and record “stop and frisk” incidents. The app has three components: It allows users to film stop-andfrisk incidents with audio, provides an alert when stops are occurring near-

9/11 group questions ME’s handling of DNA NEW YORK. Some family members of 9/11 victims are worried their loved ones’ DNA may have been mishandled in the Office of the Medical Examiner. The 9/11 Parents and Families of Firefighters and WTC Victims, led by retired FDNY chief Jim Riches, who lost his son on 9/11, said they no longer trust the office. The City Council


“The public has entrusted the OCME with the management of the most sensitive information that a human being owns — their DNA.” STATEMENT FROM THE GROUP


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by, and provides a form that can be filled out with the details of the stop, with or without the video. The video and form are automatically sent to the NYCLU, and every report is reviewed by NYCLU staff. The Android version, released last June, has been downloaded by 20,000 New Yorkers, the NYCLU said. METRO/DT

convened a hearing to examine the office after a report that they are reviewing more than 800 cases where a technician may have mishandled evidence. The office is also in charge of identifying remains from the World Trade Center. Family members are concerned the office jeopardized the DNA of the victims. The group asked for an independent investigation led by people outside New York. METRO/AB


Queens pols ask for help in finding killer QUEENSBRIDGE. Local politicians are getting involved in the hunt for a killer. Councilman Jimmy Van Bamer, along with state senators Michael Gianaris

were given to partner agencies who are handling their adoptions. One Love will hold an event this weekend, Feb. 9 and 10, from noon to 5 p.m. Adoption specialists will be available to help match owners to cats based on temperament and personality. All cats will be spayed or neutered, micro-chipped and vaccinated free of charge, as well as provided with a free ID tag. Adopters must be 21 years of age or older, have a government-issued ID, proof of address and info for a personal reference.

City Councilman Jimmy Van Bamer, center, is trying to raise awareness about a murder in Queensbridge.

and Jose Peralta, were in Queens on Thursday to raise awareness for the search. Francisco Leal, 27, was shot while exiting a grocery store Feb. 2, officials said, and police are searching for the suspect. “Having someone get away with murder is something we do not tolerate,” Van Bramer said. METRO/AB

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Poll: Most in US support gun background checks More than 90 percent of U.S. voters supported background checks for all gun buyers, while much smaller majorities were for stricter gun control laws such as bans on assault weapons and high-capacity magazines, according to a poll. REUTERS

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Iran rebuffs offer of US talks Iran’s highest authority, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, on Thursday slapped down an offer of direct talks made by U.S. Vice President Joe Biden this week. “If some people


Of voters support background checks for all gun buyers


Say the NRA better reflects their views, versus 43 percent who agreed with the president, in the Quinnipiac poll




want American rule to be established again in Iran, the nation will rise up to face them,” Khamenei said. “American policy in the Middle East has been destroyed and Americans now need to play a new card. That card is dragging Iran into negotiations.” REUTERS

“Some naive people like the idea of negotiating with America. ... Negotiations will not solve the problem.” KHAMENEI


How fat is too fat to lead America? Will there be an oval occupant for the Oval Office? New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, America’s most famously obese elected official, brought a doughnut in his suit pocket to a TV appearance this week to make light of his weight.


’m basically the healthiest fat guy you’ve ever seen in your life,” he said. Christie’s size is an issue because America’s current (slim) president is beginning his second term and is constitutionally barred from a third. Would-be candidates would be wise to begin preparing. Christie has a remarkably successful political profile; the problem is his girth. He’s never said how much he weighs, but guesses tend to exceed 300 pounds, making his health a real concern. “It’s almost like a time bomb that’s waiting to go off,” said former White House physician Connie Mariano. Christie is discounting any talk of planning a presidential campaign because the 2016 election is still so far off. He says he has plenty of time to prepare. He has time to shed a few pounds, too. — To read more CNN analysis, visit

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Metro, the world’s largest newspaper, celebrates Valentine’s Day this year by giving one lucky reader the chance to meet Justin Bieber. The prize includes concert tickets and backstage passes for one of Bieber’s European shows on his “Believe” tour. On Feb. 14, Metro will produce its annual Love Issue, where readers get their first chance to enter to meet the superstar. The Love Issue will feature an exclusive Q&A

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“The Metro Love Issue will be the hottest newspaper in the world. The Metro team is beyond excited — for our readers, editors, distributors and our advertisers.” PUBLISHER AND CEO YGGERS MORTENSEN

with Bieber, a playlist of his favorite love songs, the art of the love letter; a romance guide and more.

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Readers photograph themselves with the Metro Love Issue in a place they’d take Bieber on a date. They upload the photo to Metro’s Facebook “I BELIEBE IN LOVE” app.

selected as a winner! Contest entrants can gather more votes via Twitter using the hashtag #IbelibeinLove and the handles of each Metro US city (@metronewyork, @MetroBOS and @MetroPhilly).

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The Grammys are not always easy to predict. Sometimes the National Academy of Recording Arts and Science gets it right, like with Adele sweeping all six categories she was nominated in last year, including the “Big Three” (Record of the Year, Song of the Year and Album of the Year). But sometimes the Academy gets it horribly wrong. We still can’t figure out how Herbie Hancock

Song of the Year

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What it means

This is really the biggest Grammy, and people sometimes get confused because of those 12-inch vinyl things that are also called records. This award honors the actual performance, the studio production and that certain X-factor that makes a song a defining snippet of sound for that year, or you know, a record.

This award is for the songwriter, so if Kelly Clarkson’s tune wins, she doesn’t actually win, because she didn’t have a hand in composing “Stronger.” All other artists in this category wrote their respective songs.

Album of the Year


Ah, the album, that rare perfect collection of songs. It’s only getting closer to extinction as we get further away from the analog age.

The nominees

Will Gotye have his friends collect his Record of the Year award?

The Black Keys “Lonely Boy” Kelly Clarkson “Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)” Fun. featuring Janelle Monae “We Are Young” Gotye featuring Kimbra Ed Sheeran “The A Team” Miguel “Adorn” Carly Rae Jepsen “Call Me Maybe” Kelly Clarkson “Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)” Fun. featuring Janelle Monae “We Are Young”

The Black Keys “El Camino” Fun. “Some Nights” Mumford & Sons “Babel” Frank Ocean “channel ORANGE” Jack White “Blunderbuss”

The Black Keys did all right for themselves at the 2011 Grammys.

“Somebody That I Used To Know” Frank Ocean “Thinkin Bout You” Taylor Swift “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”

Who will win

Who should win

won Album of the Year in 2008. There is one opportunity for a “Big Three” sweep with fun. being nominated in the major categories, as well as Best New Artist, but we just don’t see them joining the ranks of Adele, Dixie Chicks (2007), Norah Jones (2003) and only a half-dozen others. Here’s why.

Pat Healy

Token nomination

After Taylor Swift got We’re going with the fun. This was a big year for the “Kanyed” at the 2009 MTV song here. While the intro is Black Keys, and the Academy Video Music Awards, she a little too Broadway for our has been kind to the Ohio received a lifetime guaranliking, that chorus really is a duo before, but more for cattee of being nominated for perfect audio snapshot of egories like Best Alternative something at every awards 2012, isn’t it? Music Album or Best Rock show every year she releasPerformance. Does “Lonely es new music. This is Boy” say 2012 the way speculation, but “We that “Beat It” said 1984? Are Never Getting Back Not quite. Our money is Together” is too light on Gotye, though to win an award “Somebody That I Used where past To Know” says winners are 1985 more “Bridge Over than 2012. But Troubled this is the Water” and “I Academy For more about what the members of fun., pictured, Will Always we’re dealing think about the Grammys, turn to page 12. Love You.” with. This is the one that fun. actually will win, and when they skip up to the podium to collect their award, that chorus will sound great blasting over the speakers.

You read the nominees, and “Call Me Maybe,” is totally in your head! Not bad, right? Think about how long it took you to get sick of it. Not until at least the ninth B-grade YouTube parody. That is quality songwriting: catchy without pissing you off!

Will “Call Me Maybe” win song of the year? Tune in to the Grammys on Sunday at 8 p.m. on CBS to find out.


Like we’ve already established, the Academy has a soft spot for the Black Keys. This is their big one this year.

Frank Ocean topped every critical best-of list this year and the guy is almost single-handedly pushing R&B into the future. And “channel ORANGE” is a great listen from start to finish.

Ed Sheeran? What billionaire decided this acoustic kid is important all of a sudden? And how much did said billionaire have to shell out to allow the Olympics to have him front Pink Floyd for “Wish You Were Sheeran Here”?

The nominees in this category are hard to argue with, but what’s easy to argue with is that the ladies were snubbed! Where’s Taylor Swift’s “Red”? While the Grammys are not a popularity contest, “Red” was the second biggest-selling album of 2012, behind only another lady, Adele, who happened to do pretty well for herself at the Grammys last year.

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They are young and their 2012 single set the world on fire They’re also pumped to play the show they used to watch as little kids


ack Antonoff isn’t exactly a stranger to attention. The New Jerseyraised musician found some success with his band Steel Train and — let’s gossip a little — he once dated high school classmate Scarlett Johansson. But last year, the explosion of “Some Nights,” the album by his “other” band, fun., netted an astounding six Grammy nominations and an invitation to play the awards. “Performing, that’s just the icing on the cake. My favorite thing to do growing up was to watch the

performances on the Grammys,” says Antonoff. The song that catapulted fun. — which also includes Andrew Dost and Nate Ruess — to global fame was “We Are Young.” The brooding pop anthem also garnered some famous fans, including Beyonce. “It feels amazing to be recognized by fellow artists that you appreciate,” says Antonoff. “It’s like a circle of inspiration that goes around. To imagine that someone who inspired us to make music is also listening to our music

is an incredible moment. All the people we’ve gotten to meet this last year, it makes you feel a bit more connected to music.” And connecting is important for Antonoff. “The truth is that it can be lonely out there making music,” the 28-year-old says. “There are more and more people that do it, and the more that we can talk to bands and artists of this generation the more comfortable we feel in our skins with what we do.” Linda Laban

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“When you talk to him, he talks in the most incredible way — just sort of poetic and goes on these tangents that are incredible and beautiful.” SCHWARTZMAN, ON SHEEN

to help him through his dazed state after a breakup with his girlfriend.

‘A Glimpse Inside ‘Midget Zombie Takeover’ the Mind of summer of teenagers enCharles Swan III’ Ajoying friendship, love and Charlie Sheen brings his eccentric personality to the big screen as Charles Swan, a 1970s designer, in this comedy (see feature above). Swan enlists the help of his two best friends


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You’re just talented. But B. You also have whatever you’re born with. His vocal chords and his face, the whole package is just enthralling.” We’ll take your word for it there, Mr. Schwartzman. Heidi Patalano

Five young children struggle for normalcy and survival as they trek across Europe after the fall of the German Empire and suicide of Adolf Hitler in this post World War II drama.

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BATEMAN’S HAPPILY ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT “Identity Thief” hits theaters Friday.

The star explains why he doesn’t mind playing the straight man and insists that his manhood is not mangled (we’ll explain everything)


eing the straight man in a comedy can be a thankless job, but Jason Bateman has no problem with that. His latest, “Identity Thief,” finds him taking on Melissa McCarthy’s con woman. Plus, this spring he gets to reprise his best-loved straight man role as putupon Michael Bluth in “Arrested Development” when the cult hit returns with new episodes on Netflix. Still, if you've got a more outlandish comedy role in mind, he's willing to listen. Do you find it at all insulting to be asked how hard it is to keep a straight face opposite someone like Melissa McCarthy?

No, actually, I’ve never taken it that way. That’s tough to do, and I fail miserably at it repeatedly, especially with Melissa.

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Was it Melissa or writer Craig Mazin who kept adding in jokes about you having mangled junk in “Identity Thief”?

Well, Craig’s pretty filthy. Craig wrote a script that didn’t need any ad-libbing whatsoever to make it fun-

Now in theaters ‘Identity thief’ Grade: –—˜™š There is suspension of disbelief and then there’s stretching the limits of believability. And then there is “Identity Thief.” Movies don’t have to make perfect

Q&A You’ve made quite a career of playing the straight man, but have you been looking for parts beyond that type?

Yeah, I mean, I would enjoy doing that. Send them. I’ll read them and do them. But I get most of my opportunities doing what people have seen me do before, and I don’t think that’s too dissimilar from most actors. You kind of get offered what people expect to see you in. So it’s up to me to start to steer the ship in another direction if I want some changes. And I do, every once in a while. ny, and so we didn’t do a lot of that. ... Craig Mazin did a really, really good job.

So he’s the one obsessed with you having messed-up junk?

He loves my junk. Or he loves my messed-up junk. He wants bad things to happen to it because I won’t give it to him.

sense. But the plot twists here simply don’t work. For one thing, simply canceling the stolen credit cards lacks comedic possibilities, but it would have been the right thing to do and it would have spared us this mostly unfunny “comedy.” RICHARD CROUSE

‘Side Effects’ Grade: –—˜™š

Q&A Are you the only Bluth family member to appear in every new episode of “Arrested Development”? I believe that is true. I haven’t seen them, he’s still editing them, but that was the goal when Mitch [Hurwitz] and I talked about these episodes early on. Any word on returning guest stars? I think Mitch has already said that a few people are coming back. I think he’s mentioned Carl Weathers and Henry Winkler and ... who else did he mention? James Lipton and Andy Richter. There’s many more. And then his ideas for the movie are just insane. So hopefully Act II and Act III will happen, which is the movie. I can’t wait to see what he does with all this footage.

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If this is in fact to be Steven Soderbergh’s final film as a director released in theaters, he’s going out on a pretty good note. The twisty, intrigue-filled plot — which we can’t go into too much detail about because spoilers abound — has an engaging neoHitchcock vibe. The real highlight here is the engaging and electric Jude Law. NED EHRBAR

film listings Film Society Lincoln Center Elinor Bunin Munroe Film Center 212–875–5600 144 West 65th Street Between Broadway + Amsterdam Avenues THE MUPPET MOVIE (G) Sat and Sun 2:00 N IGHT ACR OSS THE STREET ( LA NOCHE DE ENFRENTE) (NR) 11:00, 1:30, 4:00, 6:30, 9:00 SOUND CITY (NR) Fri 11:45, 6:45, 9:30; Sat and Sun 11:45-4:15-6:45-9:30. YOSSI (HA-SIPPUR SHEL YOSSI) (NR) 11:15, 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:15, 9:15

Film Society Lincoln Center Walter Reade Theater 212–875–5600 Lincoln Center & W. 65th St. CLOSE-UP (NEMA-YE NAZDIK) (R) Fri 6:15 T HE EXPERIEN CE + THE W EDDING SUIT (NR) Sun 1:30 FIRST GRADERS + SOLUTION NO. 1 (NR) Sat 2:30 HOEWORK + BREAKTIME (NR) Sat 4:30 THE REPORT (GOZARESH) (NR) Sat 8:30 A TASTE OF CHERRY (TA’M E GUILASS) (NR) Fri 8:30 THR OUGH THE OLIV E TRE ES (ZIRE DARAKHATAN ZEYTON) (G) Sun 8:00 THE TRAVELER + BREAD AND ALLEY (NR) Sat 6:30 WHERE IS THE FRIEND’S HOME? (NR) Sun 4:00

AMC Empire 25 888–AMC–4FUN 42nd Street Between 7th and 8th Avenues ABCD - ANYBODY CAN DANCE 3D (NR) 11:25, 2:50, 6:10, 9:40. RealD 3D BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD (PG13) 1:40, 4:20, 7:10.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation BROKEN CITY (R) 12:25, 3:10, 6:05, 9:00, 11:50. Digital Presentation DJANGO UNCHAINED (R) 11:05, 12:55, 2:45, 4:35, 6:25, 8:15, 10:05, 11:55. Digital Presentation GANGSTER SQUAD (R) Fri and Sat 10:15, 1:15, 4:05, 7:00, 9:50, 12:40. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:15-1:154:05-7:00-9:50. Digital Presentation HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS (R) 10:20, 12:50, 3:20, 5:50, 8:20, 10:50. Digital Presentation HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS 3D (R) Fri and Sat 11:35, 2:05, 4:35, 7:05, 9:25, 12:05. RealD 3D; Sun 11:352:05-4:35-7:05-9:25. RealD 3D THE IMPOSSIBLE (PG-13) Fri and Sat 12:35, 3:35, 6:35, 9:30, 12:35.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation; Sun 12:35-3:35-6:35-9:30.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation LES MISERABLES (PG-13) 10:40, 2:20, 6:00, 9:45. Digital Presentation LIFE OF PI 3D (PG) Fri and Sat 12:15, 3:30, 6:40, 9:50, 12:55. RealD 3D; Sun 12:15-3:30-6:40-9:50. RealD 3D LINCOLN (PG-13) 11:45, 3:15, 6:45, 10:25. Digital Presentation LOST IN THAILAND (NR) Fri and Sat 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00, 12:45.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation; Sun 11:00-1:45-4:30-7:15-10:00.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation MAMA (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:30, 1:00, 2:10, 3:35, 4:50, 6:15, 7:30, 8:55, 10:10, 11:35, 12:50. Digital Presentation; Sun 11:30-1:00-2:10-3:35-4:50-6:15-7:308:55-10:10-11:35. Digital Presentation PARKER (R) 10:00, 11:30, 2:35, 5:30, 8:30, 11:30. Digital Presentation RACE 2 (NR) 10:10, 9:35.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation SIDE EFFECTS (R) Fri and Sat 10:55, 11:40, 1:45, 2:30, 4:40, 5:20, 7:25, 8:10, 10:15, 11:00, 1:00. Digital Presentation; Fri and Sat 10:00-12:50-3:40-6:30-9:1512:10. ETX: Enhanced Theatre Experience; Sun 10:55-11:40-1:45-2:304:40-5:20-7:25-8:10-10:15-11:00. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:00-12:50-3:406:30-9:15-12:00. ETX: Enhanced Theatre Experience SKYFALL (PG-13) 11:20, 2:55, 6:20, 9:55. Digital Presentation SPECIAL 26 (SPECIAL CHABBIS) (NR) 12:05, 3:50, 7:35, 11:15.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation TOP GUN: AN IMAX 3D EXPERIENCE (PG) 11:15, 2:05, 4:55, 7:45, 10:35. IMAX;RealD 3D WARM BODIES (PG-13) Fri and Sat 10:05, 10:50, 11:50, 12:45, 1:35, 2:25, 3:25, 4:15, 5:10, 6:05, 6:50, 7:50, 8:45, 9:20, 10:30, 11:25, 12:15, 1:00. Digital

Presentation; Sun 10:05-10:50-11:5012:45-1:35-2:25-4:15-5:10-6:50-7:509:20-10:30-11:25. Digital Presentation

AMC Loews Kips Bay 15 888–AMC–4FUN Corner of 31st Street and 2nd Avenue ARGO (R) 10:30, 3:30, 6:15. Digital Presentation BULLET TO THE HEAD (R) 1:15, 9:00. Digital Presentation DJANGO UNCHAINED (R) 11:40, 3:10, 6:50, 10:25. Digital Presentation HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS 3D (R) 10:30, 3:00, 11:15. RealD 3D TH E HO BB IT: AN U NEXPECTED JOURNEY (PG-13) 11:00, 10:40. Digital Presentation IDENTITY THIEF (R) Fri 10:30, 11:30, 1:15, 2:05, 4:10, 5:00, 7:10, 7:40, 9:45, 10:20, 11:15. Digital Presentation; Sat and Sun 10:30-11:30-1:15-2:054:00-5:00-7:00-7:40-9:45-10:20-11:15. Digital Presentation THE IMPOSSIBLE (PG-13) 2:40, 5:20, 8:00.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation LES MISERABLES (PG-13) 11:50, 3:20, 6:45, 10:10. Digital Presentation LIFE OF PI (PG) 4:15. Digital Presentation LIFE OF PI 3D (PG) 10:30, 1:25, 7:10, 10:10. RealD 3D LINCOLN (PG-13) 10:30, 1:30, 4:45, 8:00, 10:00. Digital Presentation SIDE EFFECTS (R) 10:30, 11:30, 1:00, 2:00, 3:30, 4:45, 6:00, 7:20, 8:30, 9:55, 11:00. Digital Presentation SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK (R) 11:10, 2:00, 4:40, 7:30, 10:30. Digital Presentation STAND UP GUYS (R) 12:45, 5:10, 7:30.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation TOP GUN: AN IMAX 3D EXPERIENCE (PG) 11:00, 1:45, 4:25, 7:00, 9:40. IMAX;RealD 3D WARM BODIES (PG-13) 10:50, 1:15, 3:40, 6:00, 8:30, 10:45. Digital Presentation ZERO DARK THIRTY (R) 11:40, 3:10, 6:40, 10:10. Digital Presentation

Regal Union Square Stadium 14 800–326–3264 628 13th & Broadway BROKEN CITY (R) Fri and Sat 12:40, 6:25, 12:00; Sun 12:40-6:25. DJANGO UNCHAINED (R) Fri and Sat 11:20, 12:10, 2:50, 3:50, 6:20, 7:20, 9:50, 10:50, 11:50; Sun 11:20-12:10-2:50-3:506:20-7:20-9:50-10:50. GANGSTER SQUAD (R) 11:35, 2:25, 5:10, 8:00, 10:40 HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS (R) 2:20, 7:10 HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS 3D (R) 12:00, 4:40, 9:40. RealD 3D LIFE OF PI 3D (PG) 1:20, 4:30, 7:35, 10:35 LINCOLN (PG-13) 12:20, 3:40, 7:00, 10:45 MAMA (PG-13) 11:40, 2:40, 5:20, 7:50, 10:25 SIDE EFFECTS (R) Fri and Sat 11:30, 12:30, 2:10, 3:10, 5:00, 6:00, 7:40, 8:30, 10:10, 11:00, 12:10; Sun 11:30-12:302:10-3:10-5:00-6:00-7:40-8:30-10:1011:00. SKYFALL (PG-13) 1:00, 4:15, 7:25, 10:55 THIS IS 40 (R) 3:20, 9:00 WARM BODIES (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:00, 11:50, 12:50, 2:00, 2:30, 3:30, 4:50, 5:50, 6:30, 7:30, 8:50, 9:30, 10:00, 11:20, 12:20; Sun 11:00-11:50-12:502:00-2:30-3:30-4:50-5:50-6:30-7:308:50-9:30-10:00.

AMC Loews 34th Street 14 888–AMC–4FUN 312 W. 34th St.; between 8th and 9th Avenues ARGO (R) 10:00, 1:50, 2:55, 5:40, 8:00, 10:40. Digital Presentation BULLET TO THE HEAD (R) 10:50, 1:15, 3:40, 6:15, 11:20. Digital Presentation DJANGO UNCHAINED (R) 11:40, 3:15, 6:55, 10:30. Digital Presentation GANGSTER SQUAD (R) 12:25, 7:25. Digital Presentation HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS (R) 12:45, 8:25. Digital Presentation HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS 3D (R) 11:00, 5:35, 10:55. RealD 3D IDENTITY THIEF (R) 10:40, 12:00, 1:30, 2:40, 4:20, 5:25, 7:10, 8:10, 10:00, 11:00. Digital Presentation LES MISERABLES (PG-13) 12:55, 7:20. Digital Presentation LIFE OF PI 3D (PG) 10:05, 4:25, 10:50. RealD 3D MAMA (PG-13) 10:00, 3:05, 5:30, 7:55,

#1 FREE DAILY IN NYC 11:10. Digital Presentation PARKER (R) 10:30, 4:35, 10:05. Digital Presentation SIDE EFFECTS (R) 10:10, 12:40, 3:20, 6:00, 8:40, 10:25. Digital Presentation SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK (R) 10:15, 1:05, 4:00, 7:00, 8:30, 9:50. Digital Presentation TOP GUN: AN IMAX 3D EXPERIENCE (PG) 11:15, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15. IMAX;RealD 3D WARM BODIES (PG-13) 10:20, 12:50, 3:25, 5:55, 8:20, 10:45. Digital Presentation ZERO DARK THIRTY (R) 11:10, 1:10, 3:00, 6:50, 10:20. Digital Presentation

AMC Loews Lincoln Square 13 888–AMC–4FUN 1998 Broadway DJANGO UNCHAINED (R) Fri and Sat 11:45, 3:30, 7:10, 10:55. Digital Presentation; Sun 11:45-3:30-7:1010:50. Digital Presentation TH E H OB B IT: AN U NE XP E CT ED JOURNEY AN IMAX 3D EXPERIENCE (PG-13) 10:30, 2:15, 6:00, 9:45. IMAX 3D;Reserved Seating IDENTITY THIEF (R) Fri and Sat 10:30, 11:50, 1:20, 2:40, 4:10, 5:30, 7:00, 8:20, 9:50, 11:10, 12:10. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:30-11:30-1:20-2:20-4:10-5:207:00-8:05-9:50-10:55. Digital Presentation THE IMPOSSIBLE (PG-13) 10:15, 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:15.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation LES MISERABLES (PG-13) 10:50, 2:35, 6:20, 10:00. Digital Presentation LINCOLN (PG-13) 11:40, 3:10, 6:40, 10:45. Digital Presentation SIDE EFFECTS (R) Fri and Sat 10:00, 11:00, 12:55, 1:55, 3:40, 4:40, 6:30, 7:30, 9:20, 10:20, 12:30. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:00-11:00-12:55-1:55-3:40-4:406:30-7:30-9:20-10:20. Digital Presentation SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK (R) 10:25, 1:30, 4:35, 7:40, 10:10. Digital Presentation STAND UP GUYS (R) 10:00, 12:20, 2:50, 5:25, 8:00, 10:35.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation WARM BODIES (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:30, 2:05, 4:45, 7:20, 9:55, 12:40. Digital Presentation; Sun 11:25-2:054:45-7:20-9:55. Digital Presentation ZERO DARK THIRTY (R) 11:35, 3:15, 6:50, 10:30. Digital Presentation

Regal E-Walk 13 800–326–3264 247 W 42nd St @ 8th Ave - In Times Square ARGO (R) 1:00, 4:20, 7:15, 10:15. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service BULLET TO THE HEAD (R) 11:20, 12:10, 2:00, 4:30, 5:35, 7:00, 9:40, 11:10, 12:30. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service A HAUNTED HOUSE (R) 11:25, 1:45, 4:10, 6:30, 9:00, 11:30. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service TH E H OB B IT: AN U NE XP E CT ED JOURNEY (PG-13) 11:15, 3:20, 7:10, 10:45. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service IDENTITY THIEF (R) Fri and Sat 11:30, 2:10, 4:50, 7:40, 10:25, 1:00. CC/DVSClosed Captions & Descriptive Video Ser;RPX; 12:20-1:20-3:00-3:30-4:005:40-6:50-8:30-9:20-9:45-11:20-11:5012:20. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sun 11:302:10-4:50-7:40-10:25. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Ser;RPX MOVIE 43 (R) 8:25, 10:55. CC/DVSClosed Captions & Descriptive Video Service SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK (R) 11:00, 1:50, 2:45, 4:40, 7:30, 8:20, 10:40 STAND UP GUYS (R) Fri and Sat 12:40, 3:10, 5:30, 7:50, 10:20, 12:45; Sun 12:40-3:10-5:30-7:50-10:20-12:40. WRECK-IT RALPH (PG) 12:05, 2:50, 5:45. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service ZERO DARK THIRTY (R) 11:10, 12:30, 3:50, 6:00, 7:20, 10:50. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service

Regal Battery Park Stadium 11 800–326–3264 629 102 North End Avenue - Vesey & West Street ARGO (R) 2:20, 7:35. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service BULLET TO THE HEAD (R) 12:15, 2:40, 5:20, 7:50, 10:15. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service

DJANGO UNCHAINED (R) 11:55, 3:30, 7:00, 10:30. CC-Closed Captions HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS (R) Fri and Sat 12:05, 5:10, 10:25, 12:40. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sun 12:05-5:10-10:25. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service IDENTITY THIEF (R) Fri and Sat 12:00, 2:50, 5:30, 8:10, 10:50, 12:35. CC/DVSClosed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sun 12:00-2:50-5:30-8:1010:50. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service LES MISERABLES (PG-13) 12:10, 3:40, 7:15, 10:40. CC/DV LINCOLN (PG-13) 12:00, 3:15, 6:40, 9:55. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service SIDE EFFECTS (R) Fri and Sat 1:40, 4:30, 7:20, 10:10, 12:35. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sun 1:40-4:30-7:20-10:10. CC/DVSClosed Captions & Descriptive Video Service SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK (R) 12:50, 4:00, 6:55, 9:45 STAND UP GUYS (R) 12:40, 3:10, 5:40, 8:00, 10:45 WARM BODIES (PG-13) Fri and Sat 12:05, 2:30, 5:00, 7:40, 10:20, 12:40. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sun 12:05-2:30-5:007:40-10:20. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service ZERO DARK THIRTY (R) 11:50, 3:25, 6:50, 10:35. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service

Clearview’s Chelsea 212–777–FILM 260 West 23rd Street at 8th Avenue; Between 7th & 8th Avenues DJANGO UNCHAINED (R) Fri and Sat 11:30, 3:10, 6:50, 10:20. Digital Projection; Sun 3:10-6:50-10:20. Digital Projection IDENTITY THIEF (R) 2:45, 8:15. Digital Projection; Fri and Sat 11:15-1:45-4:307:15-10:00-12:30. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sun 11:15-1:45-4:30-7:15-10:00. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service THE IMPOSSIBLE (PG-13) 12:00, 3:00, 6:10, 9:00. 35MM LES MISERABLES (PG-13) 4:00, 9:50 OP E RA IN CI NE MA : TE ATR O A LLA SCALA’S “DON CARLO” (NR) Sun 11:00 THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (R) Fri and Sat 12:00 SIDE EFFECTS (R) Fri and Sat 11:00, 12:15, 1:30, 4:15, 5:30, 7:00, 9:45, 11:00, 12:15. Digital Projection; Sun 11:0012:15-1:30-4:15-5:30-7:00-9:45-11:00. Digital Projection SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK (R) Fri and Sat 12:20, 3:15, 6:15, 9:15, 12:10; Fri and Sat 11:10-1:50-4:45-7:45-10:40. Digital Projection; Sun 12:20-3:15-6:159:15.; Sun 4:45-7:45-10:40. Digital Projection STAND UP GUYS (R) 1:15, 7:30 ZERO DARK THIRTY (R) 11:05, 2:30, 6:00, 9:30. Digital Projection

AMC Magic Johnson Harlem 9 888–AMC–4FUN 2309 Frederick Douglass Boulevard & 124th Street BROKEN CITY (R) 8:15. Digital Presentation BULLET TO THE HEAD (R) 11:30, 2:00, 4:25, 7:00, 9:30. Digital Presentation DJANGO UNCHAINED (R) 11:45, 3:15, 6:45, 10:15. Digital Presentation HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS (R) 10:30, 3:00, 7:45. Digital Presentation HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS 3D (R) 12:45, 5:30, 10:00. RealD 3D A HAUNTED HOUSE (R) 11:15, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 10:45. Digital Presentation IDENTITY THIEF (R) 11:45, 2:30, 5:15, 8:00, 10:45. Digital Presentation MAMA (PG-13) 10:15, 12:35, 3:00, 5:25, 8:00, 10:25. Digital Presentation PARKER (R) 11:15, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:30. Digital Presentation SIDE EFFECTS (R) 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. Digital Presentation WARM BODIES (PG-13) 10:15, 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45. Digital Presentation

AMC Loews Orpheum 7 888–AMC–4FUN 3rd Avenue & 86th Street BULLET TO THE HEAD (R) 12:40, 5:30, 8:00, 10:30. Digital Presentation IDENTITY THIEF (R) 10:00, 11:15, 12:35,


1:45, 3:15, 4:25, 6:00, 7:00, 8:35, 9:35, 11:15. Digital Presentation LES MISERABLES (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:45, 3:30, 6:50, 10:15. Digital Presentation; Sun 12:20-4:00-7:2010:45. Digital Presentation SIDE EFFECTS (R) 10:15, 12:00, 2:30, 3:00, 5:15, 7:45, 10:25. Digital Presentation WARM BODIES (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:30, 2:00, 4:45, 7:15, 10:00. Digital Presentation; Sun 1:00-3:30-6:15-8:4511:20. Digital Presentation ZERO DARK THIRTY (R) 11:55, 3:45, 7:30, 11:00. Digital Presentation

AMC Loews Village 7 888–AMC–4FUN 66 Third Avenue at 11th Street BULLET TO THE HEAD (R) 11:10, 5:00, 10:50. Digital Presentation TH E H OB BI T: AN UN EXP ECTED JOURNEY IN HFR 3D (PG-13) 1:35, 9:00. HIGH FRAME RATE;RealD 3D TH E H OB BI T: AN UN EXP ECTED JOURNEY (PG-13) 10:00, 5:10. Digital Presentation IDENTITY THIEF (R) 11:20, 12:35, 2:05, 3:10, 4:55, 5:45, 7:40, 8:20, 10:30, 11:00. Digital Presentation LOST IN THAILAND (NR) 10:00, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, 10:40.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation STAND UP GUYS (R) 10:20, 12:40, 3:15, 5:40, 8:10, 10:55.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation ZERO DARK THIRTY (R) 11:00, 1:30, 2:50, 6:30, 7:15, 10:00. Digital Presentation

City Cinemas Village East Cinema 800–FAN–DANG 2708 181-189 Second Avenue ARGO (R) Fri and Sat 11:00, 12:00, 1:40, 4:20, 5:20, 7:00, 9:50, 10:40; Sun 12:001:40-4:20-5:20-7:00-9:50-10:40. BARBARA (PG-13) 11:10, 1:25, 3:40, 6:00, 8:15, 10:35 LES MISERABLES (PG-13) 12:30, 3:45, 7:00, 10:15 THE MASTER (R) 11:00, 1:55, 4:50, 7:45, 10:40 SEARCHING FOR SUGAR MAN (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:10, 1:15, 3:20, 5:25, 7:30, 9:35; Sun 1:15-3:20-5:25-7:30-9:35. SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK (R) 11:00, 1:40, 2:40, 4:20, 7:00, 8:00, 9:40

Angelika Film Center New York


Presentation; Sun 11:45-2:30-5:15-7:5510:30. Digital Presentation HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS 3D (R) Fri and Sat 1:20, 3:30, 8:30. RealD 3D; Sun 1:20-3:30-8:15. RealD 3D LIFE OF PI 3D (PG) Fri and Sat 10:45, 1:35, 4:25, 7:10, 10:00. RealD 3D; Sun 10:45-1:30-4:15-7:05-9:50. RealD 3D MAMA (PG-13) 2:05, 7:30. Digital Presentation PARKER (R) Fri and Sat 11:15, 4:45. Digital Presentation; Sun 11:15-4:4510:15. Digital Presentation

AMC Loews 19th St. East 6 888–AMC–4FUN 890 Broadway At 19th St. ARGO (R) 11:55, 2:35, 5:20, 8:05, 11:00. Digital Presentation BULLET TO THE HEAD (R) 11:45, 3:00, 5:40, 8:30, 10:50. Digital Presentation IDENTITY THIEF (R) 11:00, 11:30, 1:35, 2:05, 4:05, 4:50, 7:00, 7:45, 10:00, 10:40. Digital Presentation LES MISERABLES (PG-13) 11:25, 2:45, 6:30, 10:10. Digital Presentation ZERO DARK THIRTY (R) Fri and Sat 11:40, 3:15, 7:25, 10:45. Digital Presentation; Sun 3:15-7:25-10:45. Digital Presentation

Clearview’s 1st & 62nd Street 212–752–0694 400 East 62nd Street - At 1st Avenue BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD (PG13) 11:15, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00 HYDE PARK ON HUDSON (R) 11:30, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15 IDENTITY THIEF (R) 11:00, 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. Digital Projection THE IMPOSSIBLE (PG-13) 12:15, 3:15, 6:15, 9:15. Digital Projection STAND UP GUYS (R) 12:00, 2:45, 5:15, 7:45, 10:10 ZERO DARK THIRTY (R) 11:10, 2:30, 6:00, 9:30. 35MM

Landmark Sunshine Cinema 212–330–8182 687 Houston St. betw. 1st & 2nd Aves. BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD (PG13) 12:00, 2:10, 4:30, 7:30, 9:40 THE GODFATHER (R) Fri and Sat 12:00 THE IMPOSSIBLE (PG-13) 11:50, 2:20, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30 JOHN DIES AT THE END (R) Fri and Sat 12:10, 2:50, 5:15, 7:45, 10:00, 12:15; Sun 12:10-2:50-5:15-7:45-10:00. RUST & BONE (DE ROUILLE ET D’OS) (R) 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:20, 9:50 SOUND CITY (NR) Fri and Sat 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, 9:15, 11:45; Sun 12:152:30-4:45-7:00-9:15.

800–FAN–DANG 18 West Houston at Mercer Street A GLIMPS E I NSI DE THE MIND OF CHARLES SWAN III (R) Fri and Sat 11:30, 1:30, 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30, 11:30; Sun 11:30-1:30-3:30-5:30-7:30-9:30. KOCH (NR) 10:45, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10:00 LORE (NR) 10:00, 12:15, 2:40, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00 QUARTET (PG-13) Fri and Sat 10:25, 12:15, 2:55, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40, 11:55. DLPDigital Projection; Sun 10:25-12:15-2:555:10-7:25-9:40. DLP-Digital Projection SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK (R) 11:00, 12:00, 1:40, 2:40, 4:20, 5:20, 7:00, 8:00, 9:40, 10:40

800–FAN–DANG 2706 210 East 86th Street, Between 2nd and 3rd Avenues ARGO (R) 11:45, 2:30, 5:15, 8:00, 10:40 DJANGO UNCHAINED (R) 12:15, 3:30, 7:00, 10:20 LINCOLN (PG-13) 10:00, 1:00, 4:10, 7:00, 10:25 SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK (R) 11:00, 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:20

Lincoln Plaza Cinemas

Quad Cinema

212–757–2280 1886 Broadway AMOUR (PG-13) 11:05, 1:25, 3:55, 6:30, 9:00 BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD (PG13) 12:25, 2:20, 4:10, 6:05, 8:05, 10:05 CAESA R MU ST DIE (CESA RE D EV E MORIRE) (NR) 12:10, 1:45, 3:35, 5:30, 7:40, 9:30 TH E GA TEK EEP ER S ( SHO MEREI HA’SAF) (PG-13) 11:15, 1:10, 3:30, 5:45, 7:55, 10:10 KOCH (NR) 11:00, 12:50, 2:50, 5:10, 7:25, 9:35 LORE (NR) 12:05, 2:15, 4:30, 6:50, 9:05

AMC Loews 84th Street 6 888–AMC–4FUN 2310 Broadway ARGO (R) Fri and Sat 11:00, 2:15, 5:00, 7:45, 9:55. Digital Presentation; Sun 11:00-1:45-4:30-7:15-10:00. Digital Presentation BROKEN CITY (R) Fri and Sat 10:45, 5:45, 10:45. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:45-5:40-10:25. Digital Presentation BULLET TO THE HEAD (R) Fri and Sat 11:45, 1:55, 4:15, 6:30, 8:45, 11:00. Digital Presentation; Sun 11:55-2:155:30-7:45-10:20. Digital Presentation GANGSTER SQUAD (R) Fri and Sat 11:30, 2:30, 5:15, 8:00, 10:35. Digital

City Cinemas East 86th St.

212–255–8800 13th St., between 5th and 6th Aves. 5 BROKEN CAMERAS (NR) 2:40, 10:00 ANNA KARENINA (R) 3:00, 7:35 FERLIN GH ETTI: A R EB IR TH OF WONDER (NR) 1:00, 4:30, 6:15, 8:00 FLIGHT (R) 1:00, 3:45, 6:30, 9:25 A R OYA L A FFA IR (E N K ONG E LI G AFFAERE) (R) 1:05, 3:55, 6:35, 9:20 THE SESSIONS (R) 1:00, 5:35, 10:10

Film Forum 212–727–8110 209 W Houston St., Between 6th Ave and Varick St AMOUR (PG-13) 1:00, 3:45, 6:45, 9:15 CAESA R MU ST DIE (CESAR E D EV E MORIRE) (NR) 1:00, 2:45, 4:30, 6:15, 8:00, 9:45 DESIGN FOR LIVING (NR) Sun 1:20, 5:30, 9:40 DINNER AT EIGHT (NR) Sun 3:20, 7:30 EMPLOYEE’S ENTRANCE (1933) (NR) Fri 2:40, 6:00, 9:20 GOLD DIGGERS OF 1933 (1933) (NR) Sat 1:00, 4:35, 8:10 THE LITTLE GIANT (NR) Fri 1:00, 4:20, 7:40 SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN (1952) (NR) Sun 11:00 SITTING PRETTY (1933) (NR) Sat 3:00, 6:35, 10:10

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Things to expect from Jenny McCarthy’s new late-night show

Outspoken celebs

“We don’t have preinterviews, so I make it really candid for the celebs to come on and just hang out for a half hour. I ask some pretty some insane questions. It kinda takes you on a wild ride.”

Actual conversation

“I try to have a back-andforth kind of a thing instead of a question-andanswer. [I go] into a little tidbit story about myself, just to kind of bring in a conversation, and then slide in, like, ‘Oh, what

Who she’s not Chelsea Handler “The ways we are similar is that we’re female and that we’re very honest, but our sense of humor and our styles are a lot different. I’m a little bit more like goofy, Monty Python, and she’s more sarcastic and dry. I think you’ll really see a difference.”

The sexy star is bringing her no-filter attitude to late-night What’s in store — and why she’s not a Chelsea Handler clone

about you? Did that ever happen to you?’ Just to make it seem like there is a back-and-forth kind of tennis game.”

when you’re not sitting in an interview-type format — we’re just

hanging out. I never have a problem, obviously, revealing too much, but a

Man-on-the-ground interviews (literally) “I do this kind of signature thing which I call my ‘groundbreaking interview.’ I drag one of [the guests] down and we lay on a shag carpet and suck lollipops and we’re literally just having conversation. It’s the most delicious part of the show for me because celebrities really open up

Oprah “I don’t think anyone could ever try to even be close to Oprah. I just want to be me. If I try to be anything else, I lose. In [this] generation, everyone demands authenticity, and this is a smart audience: They can smell bulls— a mile away. You need to be your authentic self in order to be a success.”

lot of people still hold back, and this really does give me a platform to open them up a little bit.”

Unlikely duos

“The Jenny McCarthy Show” premieres Friday, Feb. 8, at 10:30 p.m. on VH1.


“I want to make sure everyone’s really oddballs together — there’s just something so fascinating about that. So [on our premiere] we’ve got Joseline Hernandez from ‘Love & Hip Hop’ — she is this wild-ass chick on the show so I love the riskiness of that — and I put her with Josh Groban.”

Naughty language “I swear my ass off, but [you’ll just hear] the ‘beep, beep, beep.’” Meredith Engel




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‘Picnic’ No matter who you are, it takes a lot of courage to bring your date to a play where Sebastian Stan spends half the time onstage shirtless and gleaning with sweat. Here he plays a down-onhis-luck drifter who falls for a small town’s most prized bachelorette. This non-musical Broadway play offers an engaging storyline about completely impractical love. We won’t tell you how that seemingly doomed affair turns out, but we will guarantee that you’ll earn major points for being bold enough to stare at Stan while sitting next to your SO. www.round

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This production showcases theater’s most dysfunctional husband and wife as they bait a newly married duo over a long night of cocktails — all in the name of pushing their rutted relationship to the next level. Despite the epic levels of gamesmanship to which this particular pair have taken their matrimony, the play’s still recognizably romantic in a way that many longtime lovers will understand. www.virginiawoolf


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Isn’t it great at the start of a relationship, when there’s still a lot of, well, mystery? If you’re getting to know someone new, a musical comedy will let you relax and laugh together. With audience participation and surprise endings that change every night, there’s plenty within this convoluted plot for you to talk about. And regardless of the twists and turns this choose-yourown-adventure might take, rest assured that every performance is going to end in a love song. www.roundabout

“Once” is likely to hit the mark for even the hard-to-please theatergoer. Romantic and haunting, the story follows musicians who realize they each bring out just what the other needs most. If all else fails, there’s a bar right onstage so you can grab a glass of wine to smooth over any misgivings. But in our opinion, if your date doesn’t like “Once,” you should probably just reconsider the relationship. This is also one where it might be hard to score tickets — but if you can, you really can’t go wrong.

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Checking in with some of Hollywood’s biggest names to see what they’ve been up to — in their own words, in 140 characters or fewer. Today, Ewan McGregor has some notes for the “Impossible” publicity team, Rose McGowan doesn’t trust TV ratings, John Cusack has lots of questions and Olivia Wilde has interesting habits. @mcgregor_ewan Keep seeing #JacktheGiantSlayer posters everywhere. More than can be said for #TheImpossible. Zero posters there! Shame. @rosemcgowan Does anyone know ANYONE with a Nielsen ratings box? Just curious. @johncusack -Is paradise expensive or cheap? just curious.. @oliviawilde What are my chances of ending up on a sex offender list if I'm watching kids ice skate while slowly eating this delicious doughy pretzel?


Talking points

THE WORD Dorothy Robinson’s take on the world of gossip

The Word quiz: Celebrities and their pseudonyms It’s going to be a snowy weekend, folks. So The Word did some digging to create a little quiz for you on celebrities and their pseudonyms. But to make it a little more fun, we included a few fake ones, so it’s up to you to guess which ones are real or not. After you’re done, check your answers in the gray box on the right. No Wikipedia-ing! 1. Elton John: Reginald Dwight 2. Elizabeth Banks: Elizabeth Mitchell 3. Bono: Paul David Hewson 4. Russell Brand: D’Angelo Vickers 5. Natalie Portman: Natalie Hershlag 6. Lana Del Rey: Elizabeth Grant 7. Rob Zombie: Robert Bartleh Cummings 8. Benedict Cumberbatch: Robert Valentine 9. Meg Ryan: Margaret Hyra 10. Pat Benatar: Patricia Mae Andrzejewski 11. Chevy Chase: Ford Chase 12. Steven Tyler: Steven Victor Tallarico

making movies about people that have gone berserk or gone nuts. Those kind of

Willis doesn’t blame the cinema

Bruce Willis, star of many bullet-ridden films, thinks it’s a mistake to try to link violence in entertainment with real-life shootings like the recent incidents in Aurora, Colo., and Newtown, Conn. “No one commits a crime because they saw a film. There’s nothing to support that,” Willis tells the Associated Press. “We’re not


Despite her ongoing legal troubles and reports of her being difficult to work with, Lindsay Lohan insists she’s keeping calm and carrying on. So what’s her secret? “Family,” she tells E! News. “You can't get through anything without the family. Family is everything.” Lohan, it should be noted, has had public meltdowns with her mom, Dina Lohan, in recent months, and her dad, Michael Lohan, has been pushing on numerous occasions for intervention and rehab for his daughter.

Who would Reginald Dwight be if he were still known as Reginald Dwight? Lohan: confused

13. Bradley Cooper: Jim Fenner 14. Demi Moore: Demetria Gene Guynes 15. Vin Diesel: Mark Vincent

movies wouldn’t last very long at all.” Furthermore, Willis isn’t a fan of more gun

16. Helen Mirren: Ilyena Vasilievna Mironoff 17. Ben Kingsley: Krishna Pandit Bhanji 18. Whoopi Goldberg: Caryn Elaine Johnson

control legislation. “I think that you can’t start to pick apart anything out of the Bill of Rights without thinking, that it’s all going to become undone,” he says “If you take one out or change one law, then why wouldn’t they take all your rights away from you?”

‘Millionaire’ co-stars plan low-key V-Day No chocolates for these two.

Lohan actually likes her family?

“Slumdog Millionaire” costars Dev Patel and Freida Pinto, who have been dating for four years, don’t

19. Jessica Simpson: Cynthia Chestnut 20. Angelina Jolie: Agatha Johnson 21. Portia de Rossi: Amanda Lee Rogers

have anything special planned for Valentine’s Day this year — or any year — they tell Us Weekly. “I actually am not a big Valentine’s Day supporter,” Pinto says. “I don’t really celebrate it.” That leaves the perfect opening for Patel to prove what a great boyfriend he is: “Every day should be a celebration of love,” he says. Top that, gentlemen.

Beckham digs the color pink David Beckham has been spotted on the field lately sporting a pair of pink

Answer key: 4, 8, 11, 13, 19 and 20 are all fake. Those celebrities actually use their real names.

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sneakers, which got the attention of a few fans. During a Twitter chat for clothing retailer H&M, the soccer star acknowledged his love for the interesting footwear choice when a fan asked which sneakers were his favorite. “That would have to be my current Adidas boots,” Beckham replied. “They are pink, which I chose because of [baby daughter] Harper.” Beckham also revealed that he expects his family will be spending a “huge amount of time in the U.S. in the future” despite a recent move back to England.


Mark Wahlberg promotes Nucky Thompson, and other star news 1: Debra Fraser-Howze (right) of OraSure Technologies presented a donation to Alicia Keys for her Keep a Child Alive Foundation. The donation was made in recognition of National Black HIV/AIDS Awareness Day and OraSure’s sponsorship of an Alicia Keys concert Tuesday in NYC. 2: Nice shoes, Becks! David Beckham kicked around in his pink trainers in London yesterday. 3: Bonjour, Anne Hathaway!



The most famous former resident of Millburn, N.J., tried to stay dry in Paris yesterday. 4: Zhang Ziyi of “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” fame popped up with some lovely blooms in Berlin yesterday. 5: Katie Couric attended the premiere of the documentary “MAKERS: Women Who Make America” on Wednesday in New York City. 1: INTERACTIVE ONE 2: ALEX MOSS/FILMMAGIC 3: NEIL MOCKFORD/FILMMAGIC 4: MARC PIASECKI/FILMMAGIC 5: CHINAFOTOPRESS 6: ANDREW H. WALKER/GETTY IMAGES FOR SIMPLE FACIAL SKINCARE




6 Even casually dressed in jeans and a “Boardwalk Empire” puffy coat, Mark Wahlberg makes it work. The actor was spotted in London on Thursday.







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Letters Shoveling is snow reason for bad manners I think we as a community should try something new with this coming storm. When shoveling your cars, how about instead of making a huge pile in front of the car and in back of the car, burn a few extra calories and dump the snow in the yard of the house you’re parked in front of. This clears up room in the street for parking — and then you wont have to fight about “my parking spot.” Because the streets are public, and snow piles in the street, when added up, take up at least 10 spots that could be used. TIM MALLOY, VIA E-MAIL


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Horoscope Aquarius Jan. 20-Feb. 19. From time to time, you could be showered with more material opportunities than usual. Be both alert and receptive to any new ideas that come along. Pisces Feb. 20-March 20. This might be one of those days when it’s OK to toot your own horn to attract support for a fresh idea. Blow your bugle loud and clear. Aries March 21-April 19. This could be a good day to enhance your financial wherewithal. If you know of anything you can do that would open such doors, do it now. Taurus April 20-May 20. Most of your associates had better step aside when they see you

ing the Constitution. The Constitution is the “Supreme Law of the Land.” Surprisingly, it is not directed at “we, the people,” but at the government. Thus, Article 1, Section 8 is the part that enumerates or specifies one by one what “Congress shall have power” to do. Clause 2 gives Congress the power “to borrow money on the credit of the United States.” But nowhere is the Congress or the president given the power to LEND money. And Congress and the president can have the power to do something ONLY if the Constitution specifically enumerates that power. A fundamental principle of Constitutional law maintains that anything “repugnant to the Constitution is null and void.” Thus, when the Congress lends money to ANYONE, whether it’s General Motors, Solyndra or “needy” college students, these loans are “repugnant” to the constitution, or “unconstitutional,” and are therefore null and void. And the borrowers cannot be liable for repayment. So when universities sue needy students for repayment of “federal Perkins loans,” those needy student merely have to tell the judge that they don’t have to repay since they are unconstitutional and are therefore “null and void” at the get-go. Next case!

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Islanders trade for goalie Thomas Tim Thomas is a New York Islander. When he plays is anybody’s guess. The Islanders acquired Thomas from the Boston Bruins late Thursday afternoon in exchange for a conditional second-round

draft pick in 2014 or 2015. He has a career 196-12145 record with a 2.48 goals against average and .921 save percentage in 378 regular season games. “We traded for an asset, and it gives us some


Goals against average for Thomas in the 2011 playoffs, when the Bruins won the Stanley Cup

flexibility moving forward,” Islanders general manager Garth Snow said prior to last night’s game against the Rangers at the Garden. “Tim is obviously a world-class goaltender with a great résumé.”

Snow added that the trade was something he and Bruins general manager Peter Chiarelli “talked about at length.” Denis Gorman


Who stays? The Giants have to weigh who they can cut with who they are going to compete with going forward. So who should the team keep going into next season?


next to go?

S Antrel Rolle Why: Rolle is not the

Giants have already cut three veteran players But if they are going to re-sign stars, New York will have to cut more salary The Giants wasted no time in getting down to business this offseason. Just two days after the Super Bowl, they cut veteran linebacker Michael Boley and followed that up a day later with star Ahmad Bradshaw and Chris Canty. The team has many free agents though, including Victor Cruz, Will Beatty and Kenny Phillips. Metro

looks at who else should be cut sooner rather than later:

can’t waste money on a veteran who is a backup at this point.

RT David Diehl Why: Diehl, 33, has spent

CB Terrell Thomas Why: Thomas hasn’t

his entire 10-year career with the Giants. In seven of them he has started 16 games. But last year he played in 13 and started just 10, as he was moved to right tackle. The team needs to sign Beatty and

played in two years, with serious knee injuries. Thomas has a salary bonus of $6 million due in March, so it’s hard to see them keeping a player who has barely played under such a large deal.

MLB in brief

METS. It’s not as exciting as

Michael Bourn, but the Mets did come to an agreement with a free agent Thursday morning. According to CBS Sports, the team has come to a oneyear agreement with relief pitcher Brandon Lyon. It is still pending a physical. Lyon, 33, has spent time variably between closing and in a set-up role for five different teams.

CB Corey Webster Why: Unlike Thomas,

Webster has played and played well over his eightyear career, all spent in blue. He played well enough to earn a five-year, $43 million deal in 2008. But with only one year left, cutting him this offseason would save the team $7.25 million on their cap. That’s big money saved. MARK OSBORNE

player he was when the Giants signed him to a five-year, $37 million deal in 2010. He has two years remaining, though exactly how much money is left is unclear after he restructured the deal in 2011. It’s more than $6 million, though, which is a lot for a 30-year-old safety. Yet, as the unquestioned leader of the defense, he needs to return in 2013. DT Justin Tuck Why: Speaking of de-

fensive leaders, Tuck is also a player who could be axed. Tuck’s base salary is $4.5 million (so his cap number is higher), but the defensive lineman hasn’t had much impact re-cently. He only has nine combined sacks since 11.5 in 2010, but the team needs bodies on the line. METRO/MO


Mets sign Lyon to one-year deal

Lyon has made at least 60 appearances in six of the last seven seasons. He was injured in 2011.

Lyon pitched well as a set-up man for both Houston and Toronto last season. Between the two teams, he had a 3.88 ERA

and 63 strikeouts in 61 innings pitched. Lyon had 26 saves with the Diamondbacks in 2008 and 20 saves with the Astros in 2010. He



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Cervelli will discuss Bosch in days to come YANKEES. Catcher Francisco Cervelli has yet to speak

with reporters about appearing on the list of names connected to performance-enhancing drug dealer Anthony Bosch, but says he will comment on the situation next week, once spring training officially opens. Cervelli, who will be competing for the starting job in camp, released a statement on Tuesday saying he had consulted Bosch about a foot injury and had only purchased legal supplements from the doctor. METRO

3 In the news

Gregg Williams reinstated, joins Titans It didn’t take long for Gregg Williams to find work after his seasonlong suspension by the NFL. The no-longerblackballed defensive coordinator was hired as an assistant by the Titans immediately after being reinstated by commissioner Roger Goodell. Williams was suspended indefinitely by the league for running a bounty program as a coach with the Saints. METRO

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Hernandez signs deal with M’s Yankee fans can once and for all put to rest any hopes of trading to Felix Hernandez. The 2010 AL Cy Young winner signed a seven-year, $175 million extension on Thursday. The deal makes Hernande the highest-paid pitcher in MLB history. Hernandez would not have been a free agent until after the 2014 season, but trades had been rumored for years.

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