„I was treated like a pet he could get rid off at any time“

When he told me that fish belong into the water I was like..

„I KNOW THAT DUDE I‘M A FISH“

The way he looked at me after was kinda FISHY.. His tipsy ass came towards me and he touched meI- .. I don‘t wanna talk about it.. I‘m fine now. But after that he threw me straight into the toilet, that was so shitty.

But I‘m over this prick, yk, there‘s plenty of fish in the sea and even though I landed in the canalisation, it was the best I could take so now I‘m in a new stable and happy relationship with another mutant goldfish.

I cost more, I am bigger, I have more space to live in and in general I‘m just the better one, nothing personal tho kiddo.

-Mr. Koi about goldfish