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Melbourne Observer TV Guide
Saturday, May 16
ABC1 (CH2)
SEVEN (CH7)
Rage. (PG) Spicks And Specks. (PG) (R) For The Love Of Cars. (PG) (R) Antiques Roadshow. (R) The Restaurant Inspector. (R) Nigellissima. (R) River Cottage Veg Every Day. (R) 4.00 Still Open All Hours. (PG) (R) 4.30 Saturday Landline. (R) 5.00 Midsomer Murders. (M) (R) An amateur astronomer is murdered.
6.00 Saturday Disney. Includes children’s programs. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. Latest news, sport and weather. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) Highlights from the past week. 12.00 Football. VFL. Round 5. Richmond v Collingwood. From ME Bank Centre, Melbourne. 3.00 Football. AFL. Round 7. Adelaide v St Kilda. From Adelaide Oval.
6.00 6.30 7.00 10.00 12.00
6.00 News. 6.30 AFL Pre-Game Show. Pre-game coverage of the big match. 7.00 Football. AFL. Round 7. Sydney v Geelong. From the SCG. 10.30 Movie: Surrogates. (M) (R) (2009) A cop investigates the murder of a student. Bruce Willis. 12.30 Movie: Deranged. (M) (R) (2002) A psychiatrist is determined to become a success. JoBeth Williams, Sally Kirkland. 2.30 Australia’s Deadliest Destinations Pt 1. (R) Covers death-defying stories of survival, from deadly jellyfish, to a crocodile dentist and the trials of an outback snake wrangler. 3.30 It Is Written. (PG) Religious program. 4.00 Home Shopping. 5.00 Dr Oz. (PG)
6.00 News. 7.00 Movie: Wrath Of The Titans. (PG) (R) (2012) Perseus sets out to rescue Zeus. Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson. 9.00 Movie: The Last Samurai. (M) (R) (2003) During the 19th century, an American soldier is hired by the Japanese emperor to train his soldiers. Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, William Atherton. 12.00 Movie: Out Of Time. (M) (R) (2003) A police chief investigates a double murder. Denzel Washington. 2.00 Movie: Lottery Ticket. (M) (2010) A man wins $370 million in the lottery. Brandon T. Jackson. 3.50 Nine Presents. (R) 4.00 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. 5.00 Extra. (R) 5.30 Wesley Impact.
6.00 11.30 12.00 12.55 1.55 2.40 3.10
6.30 Gardening Australia. Advice for the home gardener. 7.00 News. 7.30 Father Brown. (PG) A priest solves crimes. 8.20 DCI Banks. (PG) While investigating the death of a journalist, Banks and his team discover connections to a suspicious death in the 1980s. 9.05 Scott & Bailey. (M) (R) Troubled saleswoman Helen turns up on Janet’s doorstep with information about a previous investigation. 9.55 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. (M) (R) A satirical news program exposing the humorous, absurd and downright hypocritical. 10.25 Judith Lucy’s Spiritual Journey. (PG) (R) Judith Lucy takes a trip to the outback. 10.50 The Moodys. (PG) (R) 11.20 Rage. (MA15+) 5.00 Rage. (PG)
NINE (CH9)
12.30 1.00 2.00 4.30 5.00 5.30
PAW Patrol. (R) Dora The Explorer. (R) Weekend Today: Saturday. Mornings: Saturday. (PG) Food CIA. (PG) Kate Quilton travels to Swaziland. Hot In Cleveland. (PG) (R) Big Families. (PG) (R) Movie: City Slickers. (PG) (R) (1991) Billy Crystal. The Garden Gurus. News. Getaway. (PG)
TEN (CH10)
SBS 1 (CH3)
6.00 The Offroad Adventure Show. (R) 6.30 Fishing Edge. (R) 7.00 ET’s Fishing Classics. (R) 7.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R) 8.00 Family Feud. (R) 8.30 Studio 10: Saturday. 10.00 Studio 10: Saturday Extra. (PG) 11.00 The Living Room. (PG) (R) 12.00 Tour The World. 12.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 1.00 The Talk. (PG) 3.00 Car Torque. (PG) 3.30 iFish. (R) 4.00 What’s Up Down Under. 4.30 Escape With ET. 5.00 Eyewitness News.
6.00 12.30 1.00 2.00 3.15 3.30
6.00 Movie: Over The Hedge. (R) (2006) A scheming raccoon fools a mismatched family of forest creatures into helping him repay a debt. Bruce Willis, Steve Carell, William Shatner. 7.40 Bondi Vet. (PG) Dr Chris treats a tiny kitten, the youngest he has ever seen in the clinic, who has a badly twisted back leg. 8.40 Movie: The Heat. (M) (2013) An uptight FBI Special Agent and a foul-mouthed cop join forces to bring down a ruthless drug lord. Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Marlon Wayans. 11.05 To Be Advised. 12.05 Motor Racing. International V8 Supercars Championship. Winton Super Sprint. Round 4. Highlights. From Winton Motor Raceway, Victoria. 1.00 Home Shopping. 4.30 It Is Written. (PG) 5.00 Hour Of Power.
6.30 World News. 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys. Michael explores Bohemia and Bavaria, sampling the sulphurous waters of Marianske Lazne. 8.40 Movie: The Queen. (M) (R) (2006) Following the death of Princess Diana, Queen Elizabeth II retreats to mourn in private. Helen Mirren, James Cromwell, Alex Jennings. 10.30 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 8. Fiuggi to Campitello Matese. 186km medium mountain stage. From Italy. 1.30 Movie: Bad Family. (M) (2010) The ex-wife of a successful judge dies. Ville Virtanen. 3.10 Movie: The Children Of Diyarbakir. (M) (R) (2009) Two siblings are forced to live on the street. Senay Orak. 5.00 Korean News. 5.35 Japanese News.
WorldWatch. Turkish News. PBS NewsHour. The Extraordinary Voyage. (R) A Trip To The Moon. (R) Ice Music: The Sound Of The North. (R) 4.00 Twiggy: The Face Of The 60s. (PG) (R) 5.00 Smart Secrets Of Great Paintings. 5.30 Who Do You Think You Are? Nigella Lawson. (PG) (R)
Classifications: (P) Preschoolers (C) Children (G) General (PG) Parental Guidance (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (R) Repeat. Please note: Listings are correct at the time of print and are subject to change by networks.
ABC2 (CH22)
7TWO (CH72)
GO! (CH99)
ONE (CH1)
SBS 2 (CH32)
6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.50 Dinosaur Train. 3.20 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures. 3.30 Play School. 4.00 Bananas In Pyjamas. 4.10 Pingu. 4.20 Mister Maker Comes To Town. 4.40 The Furchester Hotel. 5.00 Sarah And Duck. 5.10 Grandpa In My Pocket. 5.25 Peppa Pig. 5.30 Olivia. 5.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom. 6.00 Peter Rabbit. 6.15 Tree Fu Tom. 6.35 Octonauts. 6.50 Shaun The Sheep. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 Total Wipeout. 8.25 Australian Encounters. 8.30 Build A New Life In The Country. 9.20 Live At The Apollo. 10.05 The IT Crowd. 10.30 Louie. 10.55 Louie. 11.15 Portlandia. 11.40 Bored To Death. 3.00 News Update. 3.05 Close. 5.00 This Is Scarlett And Isaiah. 5.05 Tilly And Friends. 5.15 Waybuloo. 5.35 The Magic Roundabout. 5.50 Humf.
6.00 Shopping. 6.30 Shopping. 7.00 Saturday Disney. 9.00 Jessie. 9.30 Shake It Up. 10.00 Shopping. 11.00 Animal Academy. 11.30 Great South East. 12.00 Creek To Coast. 12.30 Sydney Weekender. 1.00 Qld Weekender. 1.30 WA Weekender. 2.00 Coxy’s Big Break. 2.30 Lyndey And Herbie’s Movable Feast. 3.00 Country Calendar. 3.30 The Food Truck. 4.00 The Kitchen Job. 5.00 Make My Home Bigger. 5.30 Four Rooms. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Life On The Edge. 8.30 Taggart. 10.00 Wire In The Blood. 12.00 Four Rooms. 1.00 Taggart. 2.30 Bargain Hunt. 3.30 The Kitchen Job. 4.30 Animal Academy. 5.00 Country Calendar. 5.30 Lyndey And Herbie’s Movable Feast.
6.00 Thunderbirds. 7.00 Kids’ WB Saturday. 7.05 Looney Tunes. 7.30 The Day My Butt Went Psycho. 8.00 Teen Titans Go! 8.30 Scooby-Doo! 9.00 Tom And Jerry. 9.30 Adv Time. 10.00 The Batman. 11.00 Heidi. 11.30 Move It. 12.00 Kitchen Whiz. 12.30 SpongeBob SquarePants. 1.30 Danoz. 2.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! 3.00 Thunderbirds Are Go! 3.30 Gumball. 4.30 Looney Tunes. 5.30 Scooby-Doo! 6.00 Movie: Open Season. (2006) Voice of Ashton Kutcher. 7.50 Movie: Mousehunt. (1997) Nathan Lane, Lee Evans. 10.00 Movie: Rush Hour. (1998) 12.00 Movie: Lost Boys 3 – The Thirst. (2010) 1.40 MAD. 2.10 Beware The Batman. 2.40 Gumball. 3.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! 4.00 PAW Patrol. 4.30 Robocar Poli. 4.50 Thunderbirds. 5.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! Classic.
6.00 Shopping. 8.00 Netball. ANZ Championship. Round 11. Queensland Firebirds v Melbourne Vixens. Replay. 10.00 Garage Gold. 10.30 Big Fish, Small Boats. 11.00 4WD Touring Australia. 12.00 Motor Racing. FIA Championship. Formula E. Long Beach. Highlights. 1.00 World’s Toughest Trucker. 2.00 Motor Racing. Dunlop V8 Supercar Series. Round 2. 3.00 Motor Racing. Targa Tasmania. Highlights. 4.00 Merv Hughes Fishing. 4.30 Reel Action. 5.00 M*A*S*H. 6.00 Garage Gold. 6.30 Monster Jam. 7.30 Cops. 8.30 Motor Racing. International V8 Supercars Championship. Round 4. Winton Super Sprint. Highlights. 9.30 Blue Bloods. 10.30 Ross Kemp: Middle East. 11.30 Blokesworld. 12.00 The Killing. 1.00 48 Hours. 2.00 NYC 22. 3.00 Cops. 4.00 Late Programs.
6.00 Urdu News. 6.20 Indonesian News. 7.00 Cycling. UCI America Tour. Tour of California. Stage 6. Big Bear Lake. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.20 Portuguese News. 11.05 Japanese News. 11.40 Hong Kong News. 12.00 Hindi News. 12.30 Dutch News. 1.00 Movie: Asterix At The Olympic Games. (2008) 3.05 American Ninja Warrior. 4.00 Monster Moves. 5.00 Departures. 6.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Daily highlights. 6.30 Heston’s Feasts. 7.30 If You Are The One. 8.30 Vikings. 9.30 Hunted. 11.30 Movie: She Monkeys. (2011) 1.10 Movie: Chameleon. (2008) 3.05 CCTV News In English From Beijing. 5.20 Latin American News. 5.50 Urdu News.
ABC3 (CH23)
7MATE (CH73)
GEM (CH90)
ELEVEN (CH11)
ABC24 (CH24)
6.00 Children’s Programs. 9.25 Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island. 9.55 Slugterra. 10.35 Endangered Species. 10.50 Camp Lakebottom. 11.10 Dr Dimensionpants. 11.35 Lockie Leonard. 12.00 Mortified. 12.20 Shaun The Sheep. 12.30 Camp Lakebottom. 12.50 Grojband. 2.20 Spectacular Spider-Man. 2.45 Deadly 60. 3.15 Wacky World Beaters. 3.45 Studio 3. 3.50 You’re Skitting Me. 4.15 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. 4.35 Detentionaire. 4.55 Young Dracula. 5.30 Operation Ouch! 6.00 The Penguins Of Madagascar. 6.25 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho. 6.30 Mortified. 7.00 Heartland. 7.45 My Great Big Adventure. 8.00 Deadly Pole To Pole. 8.30 Good Game: SP. 9.00 Degrassi: The Next Generation. 10.45 Close.
6.00 America’s Game: The Super Bowl Champions. 7.00 A Football Life. 8.00 Shopping. 9.00 Shannon’s Legends Of Motorsport. 10.00 Motor Racing. AHG Sprintcar Series. General Firecracker 50. John Day Salute Night. 11.00 Zoom TV. 11.30 Timbersports. 2014 World Championships. Individual Event. Highlights. 12.00 Bush Pilots. 1.00 Money Barn. 2.00 Swamp Men. 4.00 Turtleman. 5.00 Swamp People. 6.00 Gator Boys. 7.00 Movie: Men In Black 3. (2012) Will Smith. 9.00 Movie: Bad Boys II. (2003) 12.00 Movie: Insidious. (2010) 2.10 Money Barn. 3.00 Motor Racing. AHG Sprintcar Series. General Firecracker 50. John Day Salute Night. Replay. 4.00 Zoom TV. 4.30 Shannon’s Legends Of Motorsport. 5.30 Shopping.
6.00 Movie: Seven Days To Noon. (1950) 8.00 Danoz. 8.30 Destination WA. 9.00 Secret Dealers. 10.00 Movie: Odette. (1950) Anna Neagle. 12.25 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen. 12.55 Postcards. 1.25 Movie: Casino Royale. (1967) Peter Sellers. 3.55 Movie: Mutiny On The Bounty. (1962) Marlon Brando. 7.30 Antiques Roadshow. 8.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 10.30 The Mentalist. 11.20 Golden Boy. 12.20 Movie: Mutiny On The Bounty. (1962) Marlon Brando, Trevor Howard. 3.45 Movie: Odette. (1950) Anna Neagle, Trevor Howard.
NITV (CH34)
6.00 Welcome To Wapos Bay. 6.30 Waabiny Time. 7.00 Move It Mob Style. 7.30 Bizou. 8.00 Mugu Kids. 8.30 Go Lingo. 9.00 Bushwhacked! 9.30 Move It Mob Style. 10.00 NITV On The Road: Saltwater Freshwater. 11.00 Fusion With Casey Donovan. 12.00 NITV News Week In Review. 12.30 The Marngrook Footy Show. 2.00 Kriol Kitchen. 2.30 Surviving. 3.00 Desperate Measures. 3.30 Our Footprint. 4.00 Around The Campfire. 4.30 Unearthed. 5.00 Ngurra. 5.30 NITV News Week In Review. 6.00 Maori TV’s Native Affairs. 7.00 Custodians. 7.10 Yorta Yorta Youth. 7.50 Custodians. 8.00 Defining Moments. 8.30 NITV On The Road: Yabun. 9.30 Marley Africa Road Trip. 10.30 Movie: Live And Become. (2005) 1.00 Volumz.
6.00 Toasted TV. 8.00 Totally Wild. 8.30 Scope. 9.05 The Loop. 11.35 King Of Queens. 12.00 Diagnosis Murder. 2.00 Charmed. 3.00 Becker. 3.30 Raymond. 4.00 King Of Queens. 4.30 Laverne & Shirley. 5.00 Mork & Mindy. 5.30 Becker. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. 8.30 The Graham Norton Show. 9.30 Sex And The City. 10.30 Sex And The City. 11.30 The Loop. 2.00 Diagnosis Murder. 4.00 Charmed. 5.00 Shopping. 5.30 Mass.
CH31 (CH44)
6.00 Press Club. 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 11.00 News. 11.30 Australia Wide. 12.00 News. 12.30 Big Ideas. 1.00 Press Club. 2.00 News. 2.30 The Mix. 3.00 News. 3.30 Saturday Landline. 4.00 News. 4.30 World This Week. 5.00 News. 5.30 One Plus One. 6.00 News. 6.30 Foreign Corre. 7.00 News. 7.30 The Mix. 8.00 Four Corners. 8.45 The Quarters. 9.00 News. 9.30 Australia Wide. 10.00 News. 10.30 Landline. 11.00 News. 11.30 Big Ideas. 12.00 Big Ideas Arts. 1.00 Al Jazeera. 2.00 BBC World. 2.30 World This Week. 3.00 BBC World. 3.30 One Plus One. 4.00 BBC World. 4.15 BBC Sport Today. 4.30 The Mix. 5.00 Al Jazeera. 5.30 Aust Story.
6.00 Morning Programs. 8.00 Geelong District Netball League. 8.30 Geelong District Football League. 9.00 The Local Footy Show. 10.30 Oz Fish TV. 11.00 Australian Fishing Network. 11.30 That’s Fishing. 12.00 Catch And Cook. 12.30 Savage Seas Adventures. 1.00 The Flying Show. 1.30 Mr Sink Show. 2.00 Vasili’s Garden To Kitchen. 3.00 Pulse Geelong. 3.30 Drive It! 4.00 Your 4x4. 4.30 My Garage Rules. 5.00 Bumper 2 Bumper. 5.30 4WD TV. 6.00 Fishin’ Trip. 6.30 That’s Fishing. 7.00 Oz Fish TV. 7.30 Australian Fishing Network. 8.00 Regional Italian Cuisine. 8.30 FASX. 9.30 Speaker TV. 10.00 Facty Fact. 10.30 Nu Country TV. 11.00 Late Programs.