How to Run a City Like Amazon, and Other Fables

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CURATING A CITY PINTEREST1 Gillian Rose, University of Oxford

Hi Sili. Are you on? Just record mode, okay? So I went to an inauguration rally today, for something called the Y Combinator. It was really cool. Well, there were a few people who were hustled out because they got a bit shouty, and that felt mean. But everyone else was really excited about breaking things and starting again with a clean slate and not having any hassle any more ever. Ever! Like, no more icky stuff under your fingernails when you eat. I mean, that would be so great—I’d never have to clean my fingers before Instagramming a meal again. Though now I’m thinking about it, a bottle of green solvent doesn’t sound like it would get many likes on Instagram. Solvent, solyent. Soylent? Pause.

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Record. Just back from Pinterest. Wow, Soylent Green was a thing in a really ancient film with this guy (he looked even older than Harrison Ford!!!) which was like food in a can made from plankton and maybe dead

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The following speculative fiction imagines enthusiastically living in a city through the media of Pinterest. Such a thought experiment could also be undertaken with respect to other visual social media platforms such as Instagram. Product or corporate names may be trademarks or registered trademarks, and are used only for the purpose of conducting a thought experiment without intent to infringe.

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