THE VILLAGE Jerry’s Meetup is in the Trophy Room of Menlo Soleil, just a few blocks from downtown Menlo Park. Menlo Soleil is just like a YMCA, if your family plays Polo and owns a two-to-three-digit home (the millions are implied). The Trophy Room overlooks the Polo Field from an angle, and has a pleasant waterfall burbling away. There are only about twenty of us in the intimate space, so I have about twenty tries depending on how many I pitch at a time. While the mini lobster rolls are being passed around, I go for one of the big fish. “Hi Larry, how are things in Lanai?” “Very nice: it is where I created my ultimate garden and retreat: very Zen and reinvigorating. You should visit sometime” “That would be wonderful, but the drive will kill me.” I am quite sure the invitation was not sincere. “Ha, most people fly, but I have heard you don’t” “Not until I get wings or my own private jet” “I understand the feeling” “I am sure you do” I say with a smile, knowing full well he is neither a vampire nor plebeian enough to touch a commercial plane. So he does not understand the feelings of most people at all. But still, I have to chase the money. “I would like you to help with a problem” I continue. “I need a fair amount of land in the Bay Area, and I would like you to own it.” “Prices in the Bay Area are a rip-off, even for me, can’t you just buy land in the Midwest or Hawaii?” “No, the people are here, and they don’t have private jets either” “You are talking about the homeless I assume. Your reputation precedes you.” “Yes, homes for the thirty-five thousand homeless. I am targeting getting about 350 acres around the bay. That would house the homeless in about the same or higher density as Buena Vista”. Buena Vista is a 4-acre mobile home park in Palo Alto that is worth about the - 51 -
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