THROUGH THE KEYHOLE 9pm, ITV2
Keith Lemon invites actor Larry Lamb and former Spice Girl Emma Bunton to join Dave Berry on the panel as he noses around the homes of three mystery celebrities. With the help of the studio audience, the panellists must use their powers of deduction and observation to identify the homeowners.
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Sky1 6.00 London Ambulance (R,S). 7.00 Dog Patrol (R,S). 8.00 Futurama (R,S). 10.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,S). 11.00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R,S,HD). 12.00 Sinbad (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 3.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).
BEYOND THE BLACKBOARD 3.15pm, Channel 5
FILM PICK
OPERATION WILD 9pm, BBC1
Clare Balding and Steve Leonard meet a dolphin that is getting a new prosthetic tail in Japan, and a moon bear which needs keyhole brain surgery in Laos. Last in the series.
A newly qualified teacher sets up a makeshift classroom for homeless teenagers. Initially afraid and suspicious of her students, she gradually gets to know them and becomes determined to make a difference to their difficult lives. Fact-based drama, starring Emily VanCamp alongside Steve Talley, Treat Williams, Julio Oscar Mechoso, Nicki Aycox, Liam McKanna, Paola Andino and Luis Jose Lopez.
GOLD 6.00 2point4 Children (S). Normality temporarily returns. 6.30 Last of the Summer Wine (S). Billy organises a barbecue. 7.00 Bewitched. 8.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Happy Days. 10.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 11.00 The Thin Blue Line (S). 1.00 Bewitched. 2.00 Happy Days. 3.00 I Dream of Jeannie. 4.00 ’Allo ’Allo! (S).
6.00 The Cube (R,S,HD). 6.55 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 7.20 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 7.50 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 8.40 The Only Way Is Essex (R,S,HD). 9.25 The Real Housewives of New York City (R,S,HD). 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD). 11.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 11.55 Best of You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 12.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 2.00 Millionaire Matchmaker (R,S,HD). 2.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 5.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (R,S,HD).
6.00 Switched (R,S). 6.25 90210 (R,S,HD). 7.10 Glee (R,S,HD). 8.00 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 8.30 The Mindy Project (R,S,HD). 9.00 Melissa & Joey (R,S). 10.00 Charmed (R,S). 11.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 12.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 12.35 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 Melissa & Joey (S). 4.00 Revenge (R,S,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).
The Butterfly Effect, 10pm
Honey, I Shrunk the … 8pm
NCIS: Los Angeles, 11pm
The Royle Family, 11pm
6.00 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 21/30. A woman from West Yorkshire takes part in the dating show.
6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 22/23. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 23/23.
6.00 Futurama (R,S). 9/16. Fry is killed by a giant bee. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 18/22. Bart falls for the wrong girl.
6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 12/25. 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S). 13/25.
7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Crazy horses and practical jokers. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 18/24. A divebombing baptism.
7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Sienna schemes to keep Dodger all to herself. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 15/24. Zoey sets Ted up on a date.
7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 15/22. Lisa upsets Ralph. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 4/22. Homer and Marge uncover details of Grampa’s past.
7.00 The Thin Blue Line (S). 5/7. Football fever takes over the station. 7.40 The Thin Blue Line (S). 6/7. Patricia protests against a proposed bypass.
8.00 The Guide to You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Including a dog on a slide, a cat trying to take part in a game of table tennis, and an elderly woman falling foul of a micro-scooter.
8.00 Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (S,HD) (1989). A professor’s shrinking ray reduces his children to microscopic size. Comedy, with Rick Moranis and Matt Frewer. ●●●●
8.00 Football’s Funniest Moments (R,S,HD). A look back at comical incidents from the world of Premier League football, including interviews with players and pundits.
8.20 The Thin Blue Line (S). 7/7. Fowler prepares to pop the question.
9.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S,HD). 5/10. Officers of the City of London Police tackle credit card fraud.
9.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 1/6. The Trotters help a damsel in distress. 9.40 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2/6. Del cashes in on a miracle.
9.00 Through the Keyhole 9.55 Rude Tube: Viral Ads (R,S,HD). 5/6. See Choices (R,S). 6/6. Alex Zane Above. presents a selection of comical and absurd viral commercials available on the internet, including a shark attack in Venice and the surfing sheep.
RADIO
Premier League … 9.30pm
7.30 Premier League Years (S,HD). Classic games, infamous blunders and moments of skill from the 2013/14 season.
BBC3
7.00 Top Gear (R,S,HD). Richard Hammond drives two Lamborghinis. 8.00 Motorway Cops (R,S,HD). Traffic police enforce the law on Britain’s most dangerous highways. 9.00 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (S,HD) (1989). Action adventure sequel, starring Harrison Ford and Sean Connery. ●●●●● 11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). Brian writes a play that becomes a hit. 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). Peter decides he needs to achieve fame. 11.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). Steve and his friends find a CIA drone in his father’s study. 12.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 12.30 Siblings (R,S,HD). 1.00 Cuckoo (R,S,HD). 1.30 Sexy Beasts (R,S,HD). 2.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S,HD). 3.00 Our World War (R,S).
BBC4
7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R,HD). 8.00 The Wonder of Animals (HD). 8.30 The Beauty of Anatomy. The story of anatomist Andreas Vesalius. 9.00 Bright Lights, Brilliant Minds: A Tale of Three Cities. New series. The stories of three influential cities. 10.00 Wild China (R,HD). An examination of the country’s heartland. 11.00 Dreaming the Impossible: Unbuilt Britain (R,HD). 12.00 Britain’s Lost Treasures Returned: How Houghton Got Its Art Back (R,HD). 1.00 The Wonder of Animals (R,HD). 1.30 The Beauty of Anatomy (R). 2.00 Wild China (R,HD). 3.00 Bright Lights, Brilliant Minds: A Tale of Three Cities (R).
One to watch 9.30 Premier League 100 Club (S,HD). The best of Didier Drogba’s Premier League goals for Chelsea.
10.20 Only Fools and Horses 10.00 Premier League 100 10.00 A League of Their (S). 3/6. The Trotters are Own (R,S,HD). 5/10. Club (S,HD). The best of caught up in an Frank Lampard, Jason Paul Scholes’ 107 topattempted robbery. Manford and Gabby flight goals for Logan join guest team Manchester United. captain Shane Warne 10.30 Premier League 100 and regular Andrew Club (S,HD). The best of Flintoff for the sportsTeddy Sheringham’s 146 based comedy quiz, goals scored with five hosted by James Corden. different clubs.
10.00 The Butterfly Effect (S,HD) (2004). A college student discovers he can travel into his past and change events, but his meddling has unforeseen consequences. Supernatural thriller, with Ashton Kutcher. Including FYI Daily. ●●●
12.20 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 12.45 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.10 Dads (R,S,HD). 1.35 Hell’s Kitchen (R,S). The chefs to use taste, texture and appearance to identify and replicate a dish. 2.25 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).
Sky Sports 1 6.00 Football Gold (S). 6.30 One2Eleven (HD). 7.00 WWE Vintage (S,HD). 8.00 Sky Sports Originals (HD). 9.00 Game Changers (HD). 10.00 Elite League Speedway (HD). 12.00 Sky Sports Originals (HD). 1.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 1.30 Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.00 Rise as One (S,HD). 2.30 Sky Sports Originals (HD). 3.30 Premiership Years (S). 5.30 Elite League Speedway (HD).
11.00 Made in Chelsea NYC (R,S). 2/6. Binky pieces her life back together following her split from Alex.
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 4/24. A marine is found murdered minus a hand.
12.05 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 12.35 Virtually Famous (R,S,HD). 1.20 Rude Tube: Viral Ads (R,S). 2.25 Bob’s Burgers (R,S,HD). 2.45 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 3.10 Franklin & Bash (R,S,HD). 3.50 Glee (R,S,HD). 4.35 Charmed (R,S). Wyatt’s existence is erased.
12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). A woman takes hostages at a Navy recruitment centre. 1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). Motorbike thefts. 2.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,S,HD). 5.00 Airline USA (R,S). 5.30 Airline USA (R,S).
Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Scott Mills. 10.00 Fearne Cotton. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Matt Edmondson. 3.30 The Official Chart Update. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 My Playlister. 10.00 Phil Taggart and Alice Levine. Midnight Huw Stephens. 2.00 Benji B. 4.00 Gemma Cairney. Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 The Folk Show with Mark Radcliffe. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Established 1973 – 40 Years of Commercial Radio. 11.00 Trevor Nelson’s Soul Show.
Midnight Janice Long. 2.00 Alex Lester. Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 11.00 Edinburgh International Festival 2014. 1.00pm News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 3.30 Choral Evensong. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Iceland. 7.30 BBC Proms 2014. 10.00 Proms Plus Late. 10.45 The Essay: Letters to a Young Poet. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am Through the Night. Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer for the Day. 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet of the Day. 6.00 Today. 9.00 Reflections with Peter Hennessy.
11.00 The Royle Family (S). The clan gathers for another uneventful Christmas Day.
12.15 Gavin & Stacey (S). The newlyweds argue while on a night out at the bowling alley. 12.55 Gavin & Stacey (S). 1.25 Gavin & Stacey (S). 1.55 The Royle Family (S). The clan gathers for another uneventful Christmas Day. 3.00 Close
9.30 Publishing Lives. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: On Silbury Hill. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 10.56 The Listening Project. 11.00 The Waiting. 11.30 The Gobetweenies. Noon News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Plants: From Roots to Riches. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: The Chemistry Between Them. 3.00 Bricks and Bubbles. 3.30 Inside Health: Conflicted Medicine. 4.00 The Educators. 4.30 The Media Show. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Dead Ringers.
7.00 The Archers. Wayne steps in to help Jolene 7.15 Front Row. Arts programme 7.45 (LW) The Awakening. 7.45 (FM) The Awakening. 8.00 Agree to Differ. New series. A debate on fracking 8.45 Four Thought. 9.00 Heal Thyself – A History of Self-Help. Uncovering the fascination with selfhelp. Last in the series 9.30 Reflections with Peter Hennessy. Roy Hattersley reflects on his life and career 9.59 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. News round-up 10.45 A Song for Issy Bradley. 11.00 The Future of Radio. 11.15 Little Lifetimes by Jenny Eclair. 11.30 The Shared Experience. Discussing family estrangement
11.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). Crystal Palace and Arsenal striker Ian Wright. 11.30 Rise as One (S,HD). 2/6. USA v Iran in the 1998 World Cup. 12.00 Rise as One (S,HD). 12.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). 1.00 Premier League Years (S,HD). 3.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 3.30 Football Gold (S). 4.00 One2Eleven (HD). 4.30 Rise as One (S,HD). 5.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (S,HD). Midnight News and Weather. 12.30 Book of the Week: On Silbury Hill. 12.48 Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire. Noon Shelagh Fogarty. 2.00 Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 8.00 5 Live Sport: Championship Football 2014-15. 10.00 5 Live Sport: Final Whistle. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00am Up All Night. Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast. 9.00 John Suchet. 1.00pm Jamie Crick. 5.00 Classic FM Drive. 8.00 The Full Works Concert. 10.00 Smooth Classics. 1.00am Nick Bailey.
The Great British Bake Off (BBC1, 8pm)
It’s Week Three and the remaining 10 bakers get ready to brave bread... Knowing that judge Paul Hollywood will be watching their every move (and prove), the bakers must bake 12 perfect rye bread rolls, shaped in any way they like, using as much tricky rye flour as they dare. Paul is enigmatic in the Technical Challenge, telling the bakers to “be patient” with his recipe for ciabatta loaves. But which bakers will listen to his words of wisdom and which ones will lose their nerve? Finally, competitors have their work cut out in the Showstopper Challenge, making a filled centrepiece loaf. Mary Berry (above) and Paul are looking for real talent and natural instinct, creativity and baking brilliance – but who got has what it takes?
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