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JUNE 2020
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Life in lockdown got you down? Read here how you can quarantine like a queen.
CONTENTS
10. Extra moist banana bread Join the unexpected culinary hype and bake your own loaf from our carefully curated reciepe 11. Whipped Coffee Learn to make the delicious South Korean recipe that’s taking instagram by storm 12. Get the lockdown look Make use of that permantent netflix binge bed head 14. Wrap up Make your own face mask
COVER LOOK
from just an old t-shirt and some elastic 16. Lockdown’s a beach Your holidays may be cancelled but that doesn’t mean your summer has to be 18. Farmaci fusilli Get experimental with your cooking, you never know what masterpieces can be spawned from your cupboards
Don’t be stuck for what to wear for your zoom quiz, page 32
20. Subway’s secret The perfect meal to ensure you keep a fully engergised and nutrionally fulfilled 22. Shittin’ heaven Out of loo roll? No fear, streamers are here 26. Stockpile storage Ideas for how to utilise your extra 300 rolls of toilet paper Lounge wear but make it fashion, page 8
4. Out and About Create a whole new image from your same old wardrobe as you strut around the house.
28. TikTok till you drop Still not downloaded the addictive app but feeling left out? We’ve got you sorted 30. Garden centre Stuck in a flat? Build your own garden Our cover was inspired by the
work of Max Siedentopf and the different approaches for face masks seen on social media.
32. Zoom fashion What to wear for your next virtual date or group quiz
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34. Quarantine frustration Unexpectedly seperated from your partner with an itch you just can’t scratch?
HIDEOUT
OUT
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ABOUT
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’m starting to worry all my nice clothes have thought I’ve died. Summer skirts remain unworn, dresses are gathering dust. But that doesn’t mean you can’t still look insanely cool in your grubby jumpers and comfy trackies. Let that lockdown wardrobe live! Wear that sweater for the 53rd day in a row - reinvent it with a new sauce stain. Now is the time to experiment with your look because who’s going to see you if you fail spectacularly? Not fallen victim to excessive and unnecessary online shopping? 1. Well Done! 2. That does’nt mean you can’t still shake things up. Much like those with capsule wardrobes, all you have to do is think outside the box and find new ways of wearing old pieces. One must embody a 5 year old breaking into her grandma’s wardrobe, discovering an untold world of paisley and flannel, to steal her most outrageous pieces to reivent herself. Wear your joggers as a scarf if you get a bit chilly. Or wrap a towel under your pits and you’ve got yourself a cute sleeveless dress. Find the inventor within.
Ingredients 100g (4oz) butter, softened 175g (6oz) caster sugar 2 eggs 2 ripe bananas, mashed 225g (8oz) self-raising flour 1 tsp baking powder
Method
Lightly grease the loaf tin and line it with non-stick baking parchment. Pre-heat the oven to 180°C. Measure all the ingredients into a mixing bowl and beat until well blended. Spoon the mixture into the prepared tin and level the surface. Bake for about 1 hour, until well risen and golden brown. Leave the cake to cool in the tin for a few minutes, then loosen with a small palette knife and turn the cake out. Remove the lining paper and leave on a wire rack to cool completely. Slice thickly to serve.
extra moist
BANANA BREAD
WHIPPED COFFEE
Ingredients
for 1 serving
Method
2 tbsp hot water 2 tbsp sugar 2 tbsp instant coffee Milk, to serve Ice, to serve
Add the hot water, sugar, and instant coffee to a bowl. Either hand whisk or use an electric mixer until the mixture is fluffy and light - test to see if it makes peaks. To serve, spoon a dollop over a cup of milk with ice in it and stir.
GET THE
LOCKDOWN LOOK
WHAT YOU NEED
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his seasons most reliable look - permanent bed head. Hours of Netflix and vigorous tiktoks is leaving hair across the globe in a tangled shambles. I, like so many others, have taken this time to attempt to “train my hair” so I don’t have to wash it as often. This has been both a disgusting and slightly futile mission, as I still find my hair needs washing every three days so I sit with filthy hair for a further 4 days (as I am determined to only wash it once a week.) However, we persist and push on. So instead of fighting the matted mess, why not take it to the next level? Utlise the power of the grease to mold and hold your hair chemical free. Recreate this look inspired by the birds nest in the garden, the perfect visual representation for my hair these past 12 weeks - and most likely the coming weeks too. And to top it off, you now have your very own portable egg holder, be it for chocolate or regular.
Twigs, Sticks, Moss, Dried
leaves, Mini Eggs available)
Tangle Teezer
Detangling Hair
Brush £12 TIGI Bed Head Urban Antidotes Recovery Moisture Shampoo and Conditioner £25 Kérastase Elixir Ultime L’Original Hair Oil £44 Vita Coco Coconut Oil £12
AFTER CARE
(vegan option
WRAP 1 UP 2 Cut out the mask pattern. This is to scale and will fit most adult faces comfortably.
We recommend you use washable, breathable, woven cotton fabric. This can be recycled from a old tea towel or t-shirt
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Pin pattern onto wrong side of the fabric and trace using chalk or a soft pencil
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Hygiene does’t have to just be boring and clinical. Protect yourself in style by making your own face mask. All you need is a t-shirt
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Stitch from nose to chin on wrong side with 1cm seam allowance. We recommend having 2 layers in your mask for extra protection, so repeat steps 2 to 4 with same fabric. Fold back and stitch the outer edges 1/2 inch and lace though your elastic.
Below, from top left: Reading Festival 2019; Grammy Awards 2020; Glastonury 2019; iHeart Radio Music Festival 2019
Photos taken from Getty Images
Fashion princess, Billie Eilish, featured surgical masks as a staple in her looks through 2019-early 2020. Maybe we should call her a fashion prophet, it’s almost as if she knew masks would be making a stand in 2020.
LOCKDOWN Books to read:
Daisy Jones & The Six Normal People This Is Going To Hurt A Little Life Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine
Paddling pool: Argos £18 SPF: La Roche-Posay £13 Pina Colada: Your Kitchen Sunglasses: John Lewis £25 Sand: Wickes £2 Book: Daisy Jones and The Six
Your holidays may be cancelled but that doesn’t mean your summer has to be. You can still get the ultimate holiday experience from the comfort of your own home and uphold all social distancing measures. London is on a constant 26 degree sizzle and the rest of the country isn’t too far behind so why not make the most of it? Grab your towels and you suncream, whack out those deck chairs and tan yourself till you look you’ve spent a week in the Mediterranean!
N’S A BEACH
FARMAC
Constrained by the limits of our kitchen cupboard essentials and most people doing but one food shop a week, even the most uncreative of souls are now being forced to think outside the box, and find new ways to spice up old meals.Whether intentional or not, everyone will have expanded their culinary skills in one way or another - it’s inevitable unless you’re boujee enough to have a deliveroo premium account and don’t mind spending £36 on a slither of avocado on toast. For me, it started with breakfast. Something that was once a myth to me; I had heard whisperings of this ill timed meal but they came from the same mouths as those deranged enough to willingly wake before noon. Cut to 12 weeks in and your girl is eating breakfast on the daily. Cocopops, crumpets - I can even make a poached egg that would put an over priced brunch spot to shame. But for me and so many others, the boat has been pushed out further than actually eating 3 meals a day. I’m now looking up new recipes to attempt and following more food related influencers. (I highly recommend checking out @nats_ what_i_reckon if only for his delicious Aussie accent.) But I’m not Nigella Lawson - as hard as I try. And on some days when the lockdown lul hits and all you want to ingest is beige, i’ve found the perfect quick fix. Farmaci fusilli! Sprinkle your delicious carb crash of pesto pasta with vitamins and supplements creating a beautiful rainbow of nutrition. Disclaimer: please only use the recommended amount on the label and ensure the supplements you choose can be taken together.
CI FUSILLI
For an extra added level of luxury, try switching out the basic bread for a bagel. Bagel £2 Loaf 60p Monster £2
SUBWAY’S SECRET
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n such trying times we must make sure we keep our nutrition levels high for optimal physical and mental health. This delicious new delicacy - consisting of just two affordable ingredients - will help keep you energised and help you to stay alert with its high sugar content. The sugar fuelled simple carb bread will pump your body full of glucose, whilst extra sugar plus a bonus hit of caffeine from the can of monster will give you heart palpitations for the next 7 hours. (Can be replaced by any preferred energy drink.)
SHITTIN’
HEAVEN
DOWN TO YOUR LAST RISKY “ONE SHEET WIPE”, WITH NO HOPE OF SEEING TESCO SHELVES FRESHLY STOCKED? JUST SWITCH IN SOME STREAMERS AND YOUR ARSEHOLE WILL THINK IT’S LANDED IN STUDIO 54.
Streamers: Poundland £1 Toilet roll: Tesco £3 Toilet roll holder: Argos £12
STOCKPILE For all you moronic stockpilers, don’t forget you can store your 341 rolls of toilet paper all around your house. This is perfect for when continuous and aggressive shitting you’re planning for takes hold - at any moment.
STORAGE
OR IF YOU GET A BIT PECKISH
TikTok TILL
YOU YOU
T DROP
ikTok - the Gen Z version of Vine (RIP). As I’m on the cusp between Gen Z and Millennial, and hold myself on a virtual high horse, I have yet to be tempted to download the soul consuming app. From what I can gather, it is a relatively new platform that allows you to share short videos of yourself ranging from make up tutorials like @jenanabanana, to self shot cooking channels like @diggingforruubies. But what seems to really dominate the platform are the “tiktok dances”. There is an abundance of different routines for you to try to learn and tweak to add your own flare. This seems to be the most effective way of the season for how to become viral from your own front room! One minute you can be choreographing a dance to Renegade, the next you’re getting millions of likes and seeing Justin Bieber copying that exact same dance in his own home! So why not try giving these dances a go whilst you’re stuck in your home, you could even try making up your own, and who knows, you could end up being TikTok’s newest rising star!
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Say Blinding So Lights “Didn’t even” – Cross both arms over in front of you and shoot downwards, cross your arms over to your ears. “Notice” – You need to pat your head twice with the bottom part of your hand. “No punches”, Do a boxing jab across your body with one arm and click your finger for “there”. “To roll with” – Roll both arms over each other with a fullbody roll. “Focused” – Push both palms out flat towards the camera from their face. “Why don’t you say so?” – Flick out your forearms arms out with your palms out and shrug.
Run into position, arms down and heels to bum. Bounce on your right foot while tapping your left foot in and out. Keep this motion going and dab on the beat. Lift your hands together at the same time and perform a circle motion around your body. Do this twice Still bouncing, in-theair breaststroke with your hands while continuing to bounce with your feet. Do this twice. Run backwards while hiding your face with your hands. End the dance off with a big star jump.
STUCK IN A FLAT? BUILD YOUR OWN GARDEN
Sharon Parlour Palm £15.00
Wallace Monstera Adansonii £5.00
Fabio Polyscias fabian £28.00
Rapunzel Devil’s ivy £15.00
These handsome shrubberies can be found at https://www.patchplants.com/gb/en/
What to wear for your Zoom first date or quiz night
The “Fur Coat No Knickers”
Even on the catwalk, comfort has always been a constant. See Marc Jacobs pajama inspired pantsuit or Viktor and Rolf ’s sleeping bag dress.
Marc Jacobs A/W 2013
Viktor and Rolf A/W 2005
Although we don’t recommend full commando for work calls so maybe some briefs instead. Influencer @Hayleighjm showed her instagram followers her own version in cosy oversized F&F hoody which is sadly no longer available Hoodie: Huggle £19 Knickers: Topshop £5
No one can see what’s going on underneath that laptop camera so why not get comfy? Keep it fashion on the top and chill on the bottom, no one will ever know! Tiffany Watson takes this approach and made her bottom free but classy in Gooseberry Intimates lingerue set for £63.25 Tie dye shirt: & Other Stories £55 Knicker set: Boden £22 Molly-Mae Hague is rocking the “nice top and joggers” look recently. Top: Zara £25.99 Pants (left to right): Topshop £30 Matalan £8
Nothing to talk about because nothing’s happening? Here’s some great talking points to get the chat flowing... Do you believe in ghosts? Are aliens walking among us? Someone on the planet has it the most mayonnaise out of anyone else but probably doesn’t know it. Thoughts? How many pines are on a Christmas tree? What none sexual thing do you find sexy?
Ex-Made in Chelsea star and animal activist, Lucy Watson, takes a break from work calls with a cup of tea and fluffy slippers. Here’s our recommendations to recreate at any price. Slippers: UGG £64
If you could have any job in the world and be financially comfortable, what would you do? Favourite cheese? Would you rather dicks for fingers, or a finger for your dick?
GOT AN ITCH YOU JUST CAN’T SCRATCH? BEEN UNEXPECTEDLY SEPARATED FROM YOUR PARTNER? PHONE SEX JUST NOT HITTING THE SPOT?
Hitachi Magic Wand Massager £89.95 “For the past 30 years the Hitachi Magic Wand has been proven the most popular massager among woman of all ages. Magic wand foot long design offers a two speed vibration setting and has a soft vibrating head which is fantastic for penetrating sexual vibrations.” magicwandoriginal.com
LELO Tiana 3 £90.30 “The award-winning couple’s vibrator designed to be inserted and worn during sex for a more fulfilling experience for her and more intense sensation for him. 8 vibration settings, controlled either from the TIANI’s body or from the remote control pad and ranging from ticklish to intensely powerful”
- lelo.com
Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 10 Function G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator £34.99 “If a jolly good rogering is what you’re after, then you need a little Jessica Rabbit in your life. Now featuring an expertly crafted tip for precise G-spot massages, Jessica boasts 10 battery powered vibration functions and lavishes you with sensational blended orgasms.” - lovehoney.com
QUARANTINE frustration Here’s what HIDEOUT found for every prefernce a girl could have for the ultimate act of self-care, something needed now more then ever.
LELO Soraya 2 Rabbit Massager £199 “Soraya™ 2 is the world’s most luxurious rabbit vibrator that offers optimized dual-stimulation for both clitoral and G-spot orgasm. Broader and thicker tip for enhanced surface sensations combined with fully-flexible external stimulator with a perfected angle that adapts to every body type.” - lelo. com
Lovehoney Power Play 7 Function Love Egg Vibrator £14.99 “Relinquish control and let your partner power you to climax using this luscious love egg with a wired remote. Slip it inside to feel the effects of the 7 delectable functions from deep within. Super-versatile and suitable for both solo and couple’s play” - lovehoney.com
SYNC by WE-VIBE £179 “This app controlled toy has been designed to be worn during sex to provide pleasure to both partners. The toy can be connected to your smartphone via a free app allowing you to play and control from anywhere. Vibe to the beat of music or use the ‘Touch Mode’ for real-time control at your fingertips.” - annsummers.com
#supportournhs
THE CLAP MAY BE OVER BUT THE NHS IS STILL FUCKED
WEAR YOUR MASK, WASH YOUR HANDS, STAY 2 METRES APART AND DON’T BE A DICK
To all key workers, thank you from HIDEOUT
