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Listen: my way works! In fact, if it doesn't work (it will) you better see a doctor and get your thyroid checked. But don't kid yourself. It's not your thyroid. No, your only problem is you are not using "Larry's Way"! If you do use it, you'll get skinny and that's it. Period. Now, let's suppose you order "Larry's Way" and, after reading my report, you decide you don't even want to try my secret. Well, in that case, you are a very silly person, but even so, all you have to do is return it and I will send back 100% of what you paid. And what happens if you do follow my plan and you don't lose all your excess weight? Personally, I think that it is almost impossible but, if it should happen, I want you to get checked out by a M.D. and if he says there's nothing wrong with you...

I'll Give You Double Your Money Back!

Okay, that's it. Now you know what's in the product, how it works and what other people (including three doctors!) have to say about this amazing weight loss breakthrough. You also have my ironclad, legally binding personal and corporate guarantee that I will give you an immediate refund of every penny you paid if, after 30 days, you have not experienced a safe and very dramatic loss to of excess body fat. Here's how you can read my book and try my diet without any financial risk at all. Go ahead and order my book by mail. Keep it 30 days and read it and check it out. And if you're unhappy with it, send it back and I'll return your payment to you quietly without question. If you're extra sceptical I suggest you post date your check or money order by 30 days. I promise to guarantee I will not deposit it for at least that amount of time. And if you decide to return my book I will send back your uncashed check or money order with no questions asked

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